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>"And then it hits me. What does ivy do? It climbs."
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>>152540394
Bump
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Reading while taking a huge shit at 4am as God intended
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>>152540394
Sex with this Ivy specifically.
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And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
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>>152540436
I'm waiting for you, Dick.
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>>152540461
In all his years around Jack Grimm never got rid of them?
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>>152540424
>>152540457
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>>152540436
who is the white haired chick supposed to be?
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>>152540394
Oyakodon NOW
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>>152540461
Sex with the female(?) Owl member on the right
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>>152540427
>of course I do
You little shit.
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>>152540433
>Did you fuck my mom Gordon?
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>>152540494
Ravager maybe?
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>>152540457
Rad.
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>>152540494
My guess is Slade's daughter. Not that many white haired chicks to begin with and Deathstroke just got introduced. If Dick takes issue with Batman then you can connect him to Joker through Rose and then Slade, then you can have him as Joker's Robin since he's being introduced somehow in issue 20. Plus >>152540436 is just reinforcing the Harley as Bruce's sidekick angle people have been predicting.
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>>152540436
Kid in the red hood talking is obviously going to be Jason.
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>>152540494
She is obviously Leslie Thompkins. Dick's role is to be the new Leslie Thompkins in this universe. He isn't going to be Robin.
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>>152540457
What is this Final Fantasy boss design
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>>152540594
>Leslie Thompkins
I dunno she looks younger than Bruce does in that panel
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>>152540594
Basically it is going to be
>Dick is the new Leslie Thompkins and will be a doctor helping Batman
>Babs is the new James Gordon and will be a cop helping Batman
>Harley is going to be the new Robin-like sidekick helping Batman
>Jason is going to be the Robin-like sidekick to the Joker
Can't wait to see all the upset Dick fans when he is just a civilian supporting character in the end lol
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>>152540607
She is wearing a white doctor's coat and has white hair. She is meant to be old but that is just how the artist draws her.
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>>152540404
>>152540402
>Copying from CHADsaw Man
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>>152540615
You forgot Alfred being the new Babs (Orcale) helping Batman
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>>152540641
Nah, Alfred is just kind of Alfred. Deathstroke is more the new Alfred helping the Joker in this. So it goes
>Joker is Batman
>Jason is his Robin
>Deathstoke is his Alfred
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>>152540615
Dick has too much set up to be at odds with Batman for this I feel
I assumed he will be Deathstroke's "Robin" and Jason will be Joker's Robin. Tim when he shows up eventually will be a private detective or something probably I dunno
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i don't want to be a boss baby vibes kind of poster but goddamn does the ivy design make me think of Look Outside
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>>152540658
He's literally doing Oracle's man in the chair, constant overwatch and computer support thing, though.
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>Jason as Joker's robin
Are they gonna make all those pedo Batman memes real but instead of Batman it's joker?
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>>152540615
>Just using Dick as a civilian supporting character
I don't buy that they're going to remove the possibility of Absolute Nightwing ever happening. Plus why in the world would he be shown in that same page with Joker and Harley complaining that Batman is making everything worse if he's going to be some clinic worker?
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>>152540392
>Absolute DC
>every single female character looks like they walked straight off of tumblr
>All of them are 8 feet tall and have more testosterone than Olympic Weight Lifters
Holy fucking yawn
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>>152540494
>>152540560
Did you miss her being introduced earlier? The white haired doctor is the same woman talking to Dick. They are wearing the exact same thing. Both are Leslie Thompkins. Bruce calls her by her name.
>>152540409
>>152540436
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>>152540672
Absolute Red X. And the X will be him going around spray painting over all the bat symbols that are everywhere now.
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>>152540560
Isn't rose Laotian or korean or something
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>>152540666
Joker wears fetuses and harvests adrenochrome from them and hunts people for sport on his private island. He doesn't need to be a pedo for people to clue he's a bad guy
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>>152540441
Feeta
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>>152540679
Yeah you're right. My bad I didn't notice it was her in that page. Her looking really young threw me off when I saw her face.
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>>152540678
Western comics are full of trannies and the troons who read them will freak out if any woman is depicted as feminine

Meanwhile anime and manga are filled to the brim with small feminine women.

Imagine my surprise when a single manga series outsells the entire comics industry
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>>152540687
He probably is a pedo though, even if it's not outright said.
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>>152540700
More likely he's eating children than fucking them
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>>152540672
>possibility of Absolute Nightwing
Why would they care about that? Nightwing isn't important. Dick is already an adult in this. So they have already removed the possibility of him being Robin or part of any Teen Titans Absolute book. Nightwing would be less important than Titans or Robin. So Dick is just going to be a Leslie Thompkins-type character since he doesn't have any background in fighting or anything probably. He is just going to be a doctor helping Batman after he learns Batman is good. Snyder already said he is pairing up Dick and Babs, so they are just going to be two civilian characters helping Bruce.
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>>152540704
He can do both.
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>>152540399
>Eric Canete
Nice
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>>152540659
He's only at odds now because he doesn't know anything about Bruce. Dick is going to be an ally when he learns it all. But an ally as a doctor. He isn't a fighter in this.
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>>152540710
I think Gordon is going to get killed and Babs will be another anti-Batman character
Harley, Croc, Riddler, etc will be Batman's allies in this instead
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>>152540678
Wow so the genetic freak who experienced on herself looks like a genetic freak who experimented on herself?
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They did Dick dirty with that ugly ass haircut, lol.
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>>152540742
And it just so happens that she ended up looking exactly like a generic tumblrina

What a tweest!
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>>152540424
>Sic an angel looking mofo
>>152540426
>"To lands of better angels"
Aye aye
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>>152540710
>Why would they care about making a version of one of their more popular characters in DC's current most popular universe.
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>>152540751
She looks like >>152540457
At least look at the pictures of the comic you're getting upset about instead of seething at Tumblr in 2026.
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>>152540765
Now post her human form.
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>>152540762
None of the Absolute writers look at Nightwing as a vital character. He's literally going to get the Robin identity taken from him by Jason in this, lol.
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>>152540777
She doesn't have a human form
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>>152540460
...would
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The only hope Dick fans have is that the Joker turns the Robin thing into a corporate superhero group and he joins up with that. Where he gets some powered suit so he can fight. Outside that he is just going to be stuck as a doctor.
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>>152540777
That is her "human" form. Those are plants you're getting upset at, once again please look at the pictures and you'd be able to see she makes a half dozen copies.
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>>152540392
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>>152540457
>>152540460
No doubt, her absolute designs gives me Alexia Ashford vibe from RE.
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>>152540460
Eric Canete was definitly a great choice for this issue.
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>>152540394
Fuck your collectivist faggotry, Darkseid justifies my hate.
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>>152540460
Harley can fix her.
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>>152540457
So is she like the Animal-Vegetal-Mineral Man but as a woman?
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>>152540424
Dildoman
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>>152540429
Middle panel reminds of Ganishka after he became a walking tree
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>>152540394
Bump
>>152540397
When was the last time Pamela was this sexy in the mainline
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>>152540457
Sex with this Ivy specifically.
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>>152540454
>>152540457
whoa mama
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>>152540454
this is some Tokyo Ghoul Kaneki dragon shit
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>>152540436
Dick this is the first time this phrase is being uttered but you must fuck Dr. Leslie Thompkins.
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>>152540454
uhh hello ladies I',m vagetarian
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>>152540457
would
especially if it hurts
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Absolute Cringe
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>>152540424
.....Okay, I guess
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Damn that was shit. And with the court of Cringe, its only going to be worse. What a shame
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Just nuke the damn city Bruce
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>>152540433
I don't mind this.
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>>152540408
I thought Bruce and Eddie were cool. Wtf.
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>>152540457
Sick as fuck
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>>152540457
>>152540460
Bruce get out of there dude, this shit ain't worth it
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>>152540475
He likes doing the Who/Hoo joke whenever Deathstroke asks him if they should get rid of the Court.
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>>152540457
>>152540460
Ivy's arc, like Freeze's, is only two issues long. I hope Bruce fares better here than he did during that arc.
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I don't like how Pennyworth is supposed to be a top secret agent, but then isn't really doing any more than what normal Alfred does/did.
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>>152541802
Eddie helped him because he hated Bane more than he hated Bruce.
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>>152540408
>Absolute Bruce got a war journal
Frank Castle and Tommy The Hitman are smiling
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>>152540394
uooooh
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>>152540457
JENOVA
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>>152540408
Does he mean Cobblepot as in the dad or did Penguin become a mob boss while not getting up from his bed
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>>152540909
Love Dragotta but yeah there have been a lot of really great fill-in artists, Paul Harren in the Annual is another favorite.
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>>152540587
There are 3 boys over there.
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>>152542648
James Harren*
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>>152540457
now we're talkin'
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So what's Absolute Swamp Thing like
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>>152540457
Is she a preview of the resident evil 9 villain?
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>>152540408
When did Cobblebot get in with thugs?
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I completely forgot Gordon was a character in this series
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>>152540427
I like how he doesn't even think twice about it.
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>>152540436
Cool. So this Harley is already considering joining up with Batman. Was kind of hoping for that.
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>>152540525
I do kind of like how young and inexperienced this Bruce/Batman feels like at times. He's a huge mother fucker but they do seem to make sure his actual face looks youthful.
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>>152540457
>>152540460
I am so fucking glad they went monstrous for Ivy's true body. I was concerned she's just be a woman with some green. This is so much hotter.
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>>152540392
27 variant covers, but I am not posting "each version"
So just 17 covers

Absolute Batman #17 Cover B Clayton Crain Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Cover C Dan Panosian Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Cover D Eric Canete Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Cover E 1:25 Karl Kerschl Variant
Absolute Batman #17 7 Ate 9 Comics Ivan Tao Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Lucio Parrillo Foil Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Lucio Parrillo Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Lucio Parrillo Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Puppeteer Lee Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Puppeteer Lee Variant
Absolute Batman #17 616 Comics Puppeteer Lee Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 AC Pop Comics / Shopville KyuYong Eom Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 AC Pop Comics / Shopville KyuYong Eom Variant
Absolute Batman #17 ATComic Ken Lashley Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Comic Kingdom Creative Alan Quah Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Comic Kingdom Creative Alan Quah Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Comic Kingdom Creative Alan Quah Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 ComicSketchArt MegaCon 2026 Godtail Foil Variant
Absolute Batman #17 ECGCE Chuma Hill Variant
Absolute Batman #17 East Coast Comics Björn Barends Variant
Absolute Batman #17 East Side Comics Philip Tan Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 East Side Comics Philip Tan Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Third Eye Comics Guillem March Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Unknown Comics Tyler Kirkham Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Unknown Comics Tyler Kirkham Variant
Absolute Batman #17 Unknown Comics Tyler Kirkham Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #17 MegaCon Orlando 2026 Mark Brooks Foil Virgin Variant
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>>152540461
Oh great, these fuckers.
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>>152540420
So why isn't he meeting with Bruce anymore?
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>>152543602
>27 variant covers
Jesus, why? Just cause? Is it selling so well? I don't really know what tends to support so many variants, other than popularity I would guess.
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>>152543633
look at this, it seems it sells:
>>152531050
well some are incetive covers or shop exclusive.
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>>152540683
I can't imagine what the context would be or what his real place in the story would turn out, but an Absolute redesign for Red X could be cool.
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>>152543001
right you are, thanks for keeping me legit.
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>>152540840
>Joker turns the Robin thing into a corporate superhero group
Would fit with the Justice League he decided to call this universe's Legion Of Doom. Having a corporate face for the group the public could like.
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>>152543633
Absolute Batman is selling gangbusters
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>>152541802
He's playing the long game. Or just following everyone else's lead and leaving Bruce to mull shit over himself.
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>>152540436
>>152543576
>Harley joining up Batman
neat
but you just know the Joker is going to corrupt rape her into a monster
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>>152541995
I mean, what else is he to do? He's a top secret agent but that was against regular people wasn't it? After Black Mask Gotham has been dealing with mutated freaks and weirdos. Not really something Alfred would have been trained against I'd think.
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>>152540436
Honestly, I've warmed up to this Harley design more than I thought I would.
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>>152543602
>>152543620
>>152543627
>>152543632
>>152543676
>>152543695
>>152543700
>>152543706
>>152543711
>>152543716
I get the feeling they want human Ivy to be her main form
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>>152541487
Laughed my ass off at this. Thanks for that, anon.
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>>152540461
So was there any hints that Martha was in with these weirdos?
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>>152543793
It does seem to be the case. Every damn cover has the same form for her. Or maybe they just didn't want to spoil the monstrous true form she has?
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next issues:
>ABSOLUTE IVY'S TENDRILS CONTINUE TO INFECT GOTHAM CITY! After the explosive reveal ending last issue, and Batman continues to fight Poison Ivy's mutated monsters and winds up uncovering an even more gruesome horror that has embedded itself in the city's very foundations. All while the Joker's machinations start to coalesce in a partnership with a new ally.

>Poison Ivy proved to be just one of the many horrors within the bowels of the ARK M facility, and as Joker sets his sights on Absolute Batman, he decides to enlist the help of one of the center's most terrifying doctors, Dr. Jonathan Crane. While Bruce Wayne tries to align himself with Barbara Gordon, there's more than one alliance formed in this issue. New debuts, new villains, new arc starts here.

>As the dust settles in the city of Gotham after the loss of [redacted], [redacted] enter the scene ready to hunt — and more than one secret will be revealed in this seminal issue.
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>>152543929
>Dr. Jonathan Crane
Man I hope they go all in on the absurd visuals for this guy.
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>>152540450
Fuck yeah
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>>152540457
Sex with this Ivy specifically
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God this series is great
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>>152543040
Maybe an avatar of pollution instead of nature.
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>>152543929
>As the dust settles in the city of Gotham after the loss of [redacted],
Either James Gordon or Alfred.
>[redacted] enter the scene ready to hunt
Robin
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I can't wait to see Absolute Scarecrow.
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>>152540433
All his one time friends are ditching him, the city is going crazy over his bat persona, more mutant freaks are showing up, and it turns out he almost walked in ok his mom getting plowed by Gordon. What a week for this poor fuck.
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>>152541119
Ribbed and lubed until it is done
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>>152540436
>A city themed cake.
Joker really is trying to take back gotham one slice at a time since bane lost isn't he?
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>>152540408
wtf is that riddle supposed to be? It can't be "Jack", maybe 23?
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Digging this version of Ivy. I wonder how much of her is still human and how much is just working off base memories or something
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>>152543793
More than likely they didn't tell the variant artists about the resident evil true form
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>>152545062
It's a donkey. Males are called jackasses, he met his queen in a field and his line ends with his heir because he mated with a horse to make a mule and mules are sterile
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>>152541487
lmao
I do believe this is the first time anyone has said that about any iteration of Thompkins
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>>152545217
What about the one from the Gotham TV show?
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>>152540433

Finally a good reason for Gordon to be on Batman's side.
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>>152540406
Police scans? Does he mean infrared cameras?
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>>152545183
dang it's quite obvious in hindsight
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>>152540460
Not even the Ripple can hurt Poison Ivy now!
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>>152540666
Green Arrow already got killed trying to take down Absolute Epstein.
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>>152543671
I didn't expect a reference to Jill getting throat fucked in RE3 Remake, but ok.
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>>152545663
>SEX
>USELESS
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>>152545695
For me it's-!!!
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>>152545716
Harley can't stop this one
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I forgot I had a webm.
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>>152545733
Giwtwm
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>>152543808
Probably just earlier where she said she has skeletons in her closet
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>>152545716
Not with that attitude!
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>>152540460
>>152540457
Would you?
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>>152546389
Yes RE mutant Ivy is best Ivy. Also I think her weird fucked up experiments are cool as hell and I’d let her experiment on me
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>>152540461
I'm assuming in this universe The Court exists to overthrown Jack Grim
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>>152541119
selina is a lucky girl
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Screencap this: Bruce's friends are going to bust in to save Gotham from Ivy's spores.
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>>152546704
I don't think anyone is doubting that. One of the themes of this run seems to have been finding hope even in fucked up situations. I imagine we'll get a climax either here or later where all of Bruce's Bane'ed friends will step in to save him. Just a matter of when that will happen and how long they'll last once they do swoop in to help.
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>>152546627
That would fit the inversion thing going on.
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>>152546747
>Croczilla vs Ivyllante
Would be kino
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>>152546704
>>152546813
It's going to be Croc to rally them. His friends are hurt, yes, but they were cold to him because they thought Bruce abandoned Waylon. Jones will likely be able to morph between his two forms at will thanks to the necklace. Eddie will run logistics remotely, maybe even have remote drones, working in tandem with Pennyworth. Oswald likely has hired men to come in to assist/be fodder, and Harvey may very well just be along for the ride as a wildcard shooting up the place
>>152546794
For all we know The Court knows about Jack's true form/nature, maybe even has mystical ties to whatever the hell he truly is. It may be their sworn duty to try and find a way to kill him
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>>152544893
My guess is Martha and the COO
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>>152543929
>>152544893
>>152547098
Leslie Hopkins, and this forces Dick to be Batman's Rival, because he will blame Batman for her Death.
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>>152546878
I think they might fuck off for a bit. Let Bruce feel really alone so that the Robin arc can do whatever the fuck it'll do. That way he'll feel the need for a Robin or at least tolerate him/Harley/whatever goes down. When the Robin arc is over, you can have them all come back and test Bruce a bit while letting out some of the hard feelings they have over what happened. That way, you get covers with all of them for sales and still have them be his support group at the end of the day.
Who knows what will happen, though? For all we know, Babs is the one who dies and she comes back to life because of the latent mutagen that got in her, and we get some Batgirl mini out of it. You never know with Snyder
I think we'll get one-offs with them later on
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>>152546813
>Croczilla vs Ivyllante
God I hope so. Maybe with the arrow head letting Croc transform even more to match her mutant plant monstrosity.
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>>152546813
Bruce says he's getting bigger and I hope it's like a reversal of Freeza's 2nd and 3rd form
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>>152546704
I reckon Harley will, Bruce's friends should disappear for a bit and then come in later with whatever their final designs will be. We've got Ivy, I think Man Bat next, Barbara, and this Robin stuff to focus on at the moment
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I have never liked any version of Poison Ivy and never will.
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>>152540394
bump
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>>152547686
>>152547865
>The arrogance of man is thinking it is in control of nature, and not the other way around… let them fight
>ALFRED THE FUCKING CITY
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>>152542636
He was already a mob boss. It’s mentioned earlier on. It’s how he hooked up Bruce with transport during his showdown with Black Mask.
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>>152548295
He was? Must have missed that. I'd have thought him being a mob boss would have at least somehow come up with Batman running around. Even a little comment about Cobblepot's mooks are spooked by Batman or something when Cobblepot and the rest found. Out.
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>>152540457
GOD HAS LEFT US
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>>152548730
I think I’m in love
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>>152543827
>has the same form for her
That was probably to trick you into thinking the plant was her so you wouldn't see the reveal coming. Who didn't think that was Ivy on the cover?
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>>152548866
Yeah, that's what I figured as well. To try and keep the true monstrous form a secret. Which is a lot more restraint than I expected from them. Especially considering we have had some early looks at characters from covers before. Like how we saw Catwoman with something like Black Mask's mask before we saw her.
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>>152546627
>>152546794
I thought the Absolute universe was supposed to be shittier due to Darkseid, not opposite.
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>>152548730
Who else would stick your dick in her head mouth
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>>152549621
Considering how absurdly influential joker is here, he would have almost certainly destroyed the original court if it did exist.
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>>152549621
It is but there are some under currents as well. We've already seem a theme of inversion with how Joker is literally living in his world's equivalent of Wayne Manor and has his own Joker Cave. Even going so far as to call their Legion Of Doom The Justice League. Similarly with how Batman is working with people who would in other universes be his villains. At least for Batman it feels like the inversion thing is stronger.
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>>152540457
>>152540460
WOULD
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>>152541117
Minus the minerals
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>>152549621
There is another deep in the middle of the universe or some shit, that is a very faint light in the middle of Darkseid's darkness.
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Ivy took multiple iterations to get right. Calls/texts between Scott, Nick and myself wanting to +1 previous ideas.

This drawing was near the end; our collective sentiment was: "Yes. This one. We have her."

Thank you to all of you. My "For You" tab is a delight to read thru.
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>>152550494
Frittata
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>>152540459
The ten year old?! Moooods!
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>>152542618
Will someone stop this man from yelling Jenova?
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>>152550494
I like the half split mouth body she's got.
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Bad art, mediocre story... I feel like I am in the 2000s again reading Ultimate crap
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>>152547985
Based
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>>152540640
Brice probably watched chainsaw man and tried to imitates it
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>>152542648
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>>152550494
They unironically made her look like a vagina
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>>152540404
>hack just copies shit from 40k
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>>152540448
Is that a non-lethal flame thrower? I know he's probably feeling the effects of the spores from earlier, but that was brutal.
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>>152540429
Great 90s ish expression on there
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>>152552248
>unironically
Sure man they did that totally on accident
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>>152543611
Because Bruce is a bit of a dickhead
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>>152540457
What did Bruce do to Darkseid to deserve this?
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>>152543793
Or they wanted her true form to be surprise.
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>>152553308
It took him all this time to realize that about Bruce?
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>>152543756
Or she’s going to be the Robin of this universe, while Dick gets corrupted by Joker.
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>>152553338
>Hellbat kn
>Dodged his Omega Beams
>Shot him
Pick any of the above.
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>>152553543
Robin is going to be a corporate superhero who is funded by Joker as controlled opposition to Batman.
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>>152548730
they made her too much of a monster
not sexy at all
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>>152553860
Coward
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We got Absolute DC reveals >>152554375
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>>152553860
Ok gay boy
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>>152553860
You still have
>>152540454
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>>152542290
But he literally said Bane helped him.
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>>152540460
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>>152549621
It's a universe with Darkseid as the foundation. You're conflating it with the Ultimate universe in Marvel where the Maker acts like a faggot to anyone who ever got one over on him even slightly.
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>>152554526
Anything interesting for Absolute?
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>>152556267
You’re saying he isn’t doing that with Bruce?
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>>152555593
Oh don’t be a prude she’s hot
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>>152555593
>I know I shouldn’t… BUUUUUUUT
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why is absolute batman so kino. this is the first time capeshit has impressed me
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>>152552248
They do that alot with het and her plants.
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>>152540678
>I need some generic featureless animu girls, especially if their only kids. That would be really excitimg.
Faggot
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>>152558050
It’s her thing
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>>152540394
readin
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>>152540454
>Self replicating Ivy gf
Need
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>>152560450
>Babe which outfit looks best? This one?
>This one?
>This one?
>Or this one? And you can’t say all of them. We’re a hive mind but we want one look for tonight
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>>152555593
Despair, but also despair.
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>>152540424
I wish I could make biblically accurate seraphim out of plants and animals.
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>>152560985
I believe in you anon
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>>152555593
Do it Batman. It's the only way to beat Ivy. Whip it out.
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>>152555593
Do it for your momma
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>>152540429
>Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors
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>>152540457
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>>152540460
So Absolute Batman is just Batman's rogue gallery BUT BODYHORROR?
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>>152562295
Just don’t think of while you’re doing it
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>>152540457
This thread reminded me that i actually really liked Posion Ivy before she just became nu-Harley's lesbian girlfriend
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>>152558066
>starts talking about anime and kids out of nowhere
yeah you're a pdf file. feds need to go through your electronics
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>>152563406
She’s cool when done right. Personally I’d make her 60% mad scientist and 40% seductress
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>>152543676
What do Ivy's feet taste like?
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>>152563786
Salad. The real question is what do her armpits smell like?
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>>152564125
Mushrooms. Now for her hair.
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>>152564154
Ripe fruit like it’s kinda going bad but it’s still got that sweet scent to it. What other body parts can we assign scents too?
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>>152564125
>>152564154
>>152564175
>No Ivy gf who smothers you in her scent and getting you addicted to her
It’s not fucking fair
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>>152563786
Mint
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>>152564832
Gross I don’t like mint I’ll stick with her pits if it’s all the same to you
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>>152564154
Do mushrooms even have a smell?
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>>152553860
Fag
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>>152541802
I think he just has something planned, and doesn’t want Bruce to see before he’s done.
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>>152565523
>So Bruce be honest, what do you think?
>Is that a green tuxedo covered in question marks?
>Yeah you like it?
>…Yes
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>>152566021
>>152565523
They're all planning a big reveal to show off their new outfits to Bruce.
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>>152566203
>There was a sale on suits Bruce! Just had to get them refitted and modified
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>>152566021
He’s definitely grafting the rest of his robot onto himself.
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Issue 20 fellas who's it gonna be
>>152565427
The poison ones give off a fruity smell
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>>152567679
Absolute Rat-Catcher
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>>152540394
Reading
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>>152567803
I hope so
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>>152567679

azRael
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>>152564900
>Ivy will never smother you in her pheromone laden armpits till you fall in love with her
Might as well just kill myself
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>>152540392
thighhhhhs
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>>152567679
Absolute Kevin Nash
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>>152540452
Batman with long ears and cloth covering his mouth is his best look
Really works as something you see out of corner of your eye at 3am
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>>152540454
I am simple man, with a simple policy for Gotham: a Bat Dump Truck in every driveway and a Poison Ivy clone in every lap.
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>>152555593
>Why do I always get the freaks?
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>>152572831
You got my vote
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>>152573370
>And why are most of them my friends ):
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>>152543808
Apparently she grabbed an owl party mask back during the first arc.



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