Official Trailer https://youtu.be/c51ND9Hdbw0?si=wcyMQ-uYdPAFKDTn
>>152553926Should've ended at 3
>Stanton making Toy Story being WALL-E spiritual prequel.Not gonna watch but at least this sequel is not made by a hack like the fourth movie
woody get ipad
>>152553926Just so you all know, this is what forced soul looks like.
I'm not trying to be offensive or mean spirited but Joan Cusack sounds kind of shitty as Jessie. It hit me the same way when I accidentally hear a clip from current season Simpsons where Marge sounds crazy.
I can'tI just can't
>>152553926$1 BILLION EASY
>>152553926missed opportunity to have a premise where the Toy Story crew has to interact with Japanese figures
the toy story 4 autist on youtube might kill himself
>Soulless franchise-milking sequel to a series that had a definitive ending put out by corporate with no interest other than to make money>Guaranteed $1 billion at the box officeI hate the absolute state of the modern film industry so much it's unreal
>>152553926Why does Woody have Greek citizenship?
>>152553926This film series is highly satanic because it has possessed toys BY DEMONS
>>152553926>literally retconned toy story 4lmao
>buzz has gone bad>again
>>152553926Is it weird that I'm actually kinda interested in this? Maybe just for the topical angle considering, yeh, zoomies and gen alpha are glued to their devices all the time. It's probably gonna be shit, but I don't know, I'm a little interested
>>152553926>Buzz has an identity crisis>AGAIN
since when did bonnie care about jessie, last time I checked she was a forky obsessed autist
>Woody has a bald spot on the back of his head from the friction of putting on and off his hat rubbing the paint offkek, just like the Woody toy I had as a kid. I don't know, I feel optimistic watching that trailer. It looks better than 3 or 4.
>>152554087They've been saying that since fucking Gen X anon. It's literally a 50 year old talking point that's just shifted from vidya to computah to smartfone.
sex with ipad
>>152553926>Buzz having YET ANOTHER identity crisis>SCREEN BAD>TECHNOLOGY BADI think I'll pass
Okay, I'm gonna be brutally honest. This trailer has far exceeded my expectations and genuinely looks quite fun and whimsical. After the absolute joyless rock bottom of Toy Story 4 and Lightyear, this looks leagues better.
so are they going to murder the iPad or what
>>152553926Can some anon do a mass shooting in a Woody costume? Preferably while shouting unsolicited opinions about Israel? I don't know any other way to stop this madness.
pinballmap.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIXOohp7BY
>>152554045Stfu, you faggot
>>152554220Because you didn't have 1000 games on your snes.
>>152553926Oh my god she sounds so fucking old.
You now remember Joe Dante's Small Soldiers
>Last movie ends with Woody making Jessie the leader and then leaving the gang>Ok now let's bring back Woody as a side character
>>152554205>Loona poster has zero standardsTruly shocking
>>152553938It did. The rest is just fanfiction
>>152554174>>152554205Modern kids spending all their time on iPads instead of normal toys is at least an actual new dynamic for the series to base a story on.So it seems like it has at least something new to say about how kids play with toys compared to Toy Story 4 which really was super pointless.
>>152554035Is there anything that can be done to make Toy Story bomb with it not having a radical shift like Lightyear did or are we stuck getting billion dollar grossing Toy Story sequels forever?It has been 30 years this series cannot hold this level forever can it? It has to lose interest at some point before we get Toy Story 20 right?
>>152553926
>>152553926So are they just never going to have an in-universe acknowledgement that most inanimate objects are actually thinking, feeling sentient beings and all the horrifying implications that carries?
if you give an ipad to your kid, you've failed as a parent
>>152554306I mean if you've got an adblock it literally does not matter>w-w-well the person you're sending it to-Their issue, not mine. But yes, I do remove it anyway.
>>152554302>This particular series hasn't done one of the most worn-out commentaries of the last 20 years, so it's a new thing to say!Anon that's like saying a cartoon in 1999 making a "save the rain forest" message was a bold new direction to go in. This shit is fucking stale. "X character get ipad" has been a meme for over a decade for a reason.
Genuinely indescribable how much that trailer sucked.Is this how Star Wars fans feel?
How do you think the Leapfrog company feels about this?
>>152554331the ipads are all streaming the camera feed secretly to homeland security so now the white house all the toys in america are alive.
>>152553926Bo and Woody rescuing abandoned toys sounds like a better plot for a movie or TV special than whatever this is
>>152553938And ended at the 3.
>Key, Peele, and Keanu are too expensive so Woody just leaves them behind.>>152554029Stupid.>>152553973They're all old. Even the guy voicing Slink sounds old and he was a replacement. I'm just worried that this will be John Ratzenberger's last outing for a Pixar movie.>>152554397Oh no. Think of all the companies providing generic kid-stunted iPads.>>152554398Then Dear Leader holds a live board conference to talk about it before shitting himself and making him look absolutely retarded.
Woody cannot scape from receding hair.
>>152554164>It's literally a 50 year old talking point that's just shifted from vidya to computah to smartfone.Because it's gotten worse. And arguably it started with television. The simple issue is that having a way to exerperience and interact with things on a screen instead of in person is a compromise to the human condition, and over the past few decades, it's arguably become a crutch. People are out there carrying around all the interaction and validation they can handle in their fucking pockets. Just because it's an old talking point doesn't mean it isn't relevant, or perhaps more relevant than ever before.
>>152554372How many actually real examples of "X character get ipad" are there? I remember "eyePhone" on Futurama but that was iPhone instead of an iPad.
>>152554455>stealing the spongebob movie bald joke.
>>152554304tom hanks and tim allen retiring permanently
>>152554174literally built for tribbing
>>152554455>>152554479All they need now is Woody getting bald care tips from a toy Lebron James.
>>152553938Should have ended at 2. 3 is overrated.
How old was Bonny again?
>>152553926Why does Jessie sound so bad?
>>152553938Agreed.
>Jessie as Bonny´s best friend.Not bad actually.
what is the point of these guys?
>>152554029Hot Link Lips
>villain is a redditordeep commentary
The toys in the future when they meet Bonny´s dildo
Why the fuck are they using a leap frog Ipad as the “phone bad” analog when those kinds of IPads are the least harmful types you could give a kid?
>>152554397>Used to sell physical books with an electronic stylus to help young children learn how to read by sounding out words>They now only sell tablet crapGrimGenuinely, is there a modern company that makes old style educational toys?I know companies like MECC and The Learning Company have long since folded but has anyone tried to take their place?
>>152554398>world governments are made aware that any and all toys are alive and potential threats to thier national sovereignty>begin process to round up and destroy any and all toys in existence forcing the toys to fight back via extensive guerilla warfareGive us THAT fucking movie, Pixar!
>>152554499it is but it was a fine send off.
>>152554029Wouldn’t it just be a rehash of when they meant all of those Barbie dolls back in Toy story 2?
they removed bo peep lmaogood
>>152554536cheerleadersI do like trixie though
>>152554331Horse Jar
>>152554331They dont feel pain though so who cares
Is Pixar just not capable of making a Toy Story kid look like the same kid between movies?
>>152554576To make her more anthropomorphic.
>>152554618She's literally in one of the shots of this trailer
>>152554481Tom's brother has been voicing Woody for all the secondary media for years
>>152553926So how do they explain Woody is coming back, no I'm not watching the trailer to find out.
>jessie is front and centerDid something change? Is she the star of the show now? Is Woody now a background character?
>>152554455Norwoody
Fresh delivery from the cunny train!>>152554640People age. Ogres age. Why haven't you learned this yet?
>>152554536>what is the point of >what is the moral>when is Daddy coming home
>>152554453Nah, he's got a point. Leapfrog has been just as slaughtered by iPad stuff as any other company. They're still largely the same edutainment company they were back when we were all kids. Just with a tablet instead of the "physical book on a touchpad soundboard".They had the Leapster when we were kids which was an educational 16 bit handheld and what they've put out since isn't much different.I'm assuming this thing is coincidental but it leaves a weirdly bad taste in the mouth that everyone's associating the villain with them of all things.
>>152554670Watch it, bitch. You're not doing anything with your worthless husk, so just watch it.
>>152553926How long till that make the lily pad?
>>152554674WouldAlso, platypus, bear and ladybug?
>>152554687>the animation community acts like this then wonders why people aren’t supporting their projects
>>152554583>begin process to round up and destroy any and all toys in existence forcing the toys to fight back via extensive guerilla warfare*Cracks knuckles*"Took you long enough."
>>152553926>technology bad real toys good preachingi'm too old for this shit
>>152554682Yeah, it should be Roblox.At this point they should have made a Roblox movie.But, then again it took so long to get a Minecraft movie.
>>152554499This. Third movie ruined animation industry as we now it with it's nostalgia bait just made to appeal childless millennoids.
>>152554671Woody completed a character arc in 1... and in 2... and in 3... and in 4... At this point he's only around because he needs to be around.
>>152554663For one second and not even in the posterThey know nobody likes her
>>152554709Yet, this is old shit thinking.
>funpad starts teaching Bonnie how to AI gen images of her toys doing lewd things with each other
>>152554674They all like look ugly. You have shit taste
>>152554709I mean, it's true
>>152554499The third movie is a step down in quality but it works as a cohesive way to send off the series so I give it a pass. It IS pretty overrated though. Everything after it outright should never have been made regardless.
>>152554610What is this Megaman legends-esque thing!? I NEED to know!
LET IT DIE
>>152554709Pixar just doesn't want kids consuming soulless slop made by companies that only care about money and merchandising and couldn't give less of a fuck about integrity or quality. When the company isn't them.
>>152554467Gen alpha vindicated the phone bad discourse
>>152554267Was a weird movie due to the director and the execs having two very different target audiences in mind.
>>152554741You're ugly and have shit taste, Patel.
your childhood hero is balding
>>152553926Honestly as stale as the commentary is, since this will inevitably do amazing numbers if at least a couple thousand millennial parents see this and finally reduce their kids screen time or simpy take their tablets away it would have been worth the mediocrity.
>>152554785He's just like me fr fr ong no cap
>>152553926The story got leaked way back in July. Lilypad blackmails the toys by threatening to post footage of them being alive on YouTube. Later she takles control of an army of Wifi-enabled Buzz Lightyears to destroy Bonnie toys after Bonnie refuses to throw them away.Also that scene of Jessie playing with Emily? It's a nightmare Jessie has about kids finding out that toys are alive, which leads to them being driven off and rejected.
>>152554797Post your hands
>>152554785All my heroes were already bald growing up.
>>152554087>Muh le zoomies how snarky I am XDPic related was trash btw. Pure millennoid slop that nobody cared about actually (good).
>>152554808I'm not giving you free fap material you sicko.
>>152554782Such a great retort from a pathedofile. How about Kys. And we call it even.
Either they spoiled the movie entierly in that trailer or we are getting a missunderstood antagonist + twist villain again
>literally "Bonnie gets an Ipad"
>>152554806Of course it didWe believe you
>>152554164Don't bother anon, millennoids have severe mental retardation, specially at this point, being condescending and snarky is their cope mechanism.
>>152554838Whatever bro.
>>152554806Wi-fi enabled Buzz Lightyears sound interesting from a world-building view since he started as cross-media merchandising in the 90s, but I don't think that will be followed through.
>>152553926This feels like the plot to a special. It doesn't feel big enough to justify a movie.
>>152554709We have proof screens only creates retards and obese faggots yes.
>>152554852It has a ridiculous ending.
>>152554174I'd make her croak so hard
>>152554848Literally a scene from I, Robot
Further proof of the Buzz army in case anyone doesn't believe me.
>>152554473>I remember "eyePhone" on FuturamaThat episode was more about Susan Boyle, anyway
>>152554282Well he's not wrong
>>152554682>Leapstertaught me how to read! feel a bit bad for Leapfrog
>>152554852Toy Story 2 started as an Eisner-grade direct-to-video sequel before it was upgraded to a full movie.
>>152554499this
>>152554583>Give us THAT fucking movieIt's called Second Renaissance anon
Cause we really needed these two.
>>152554785Yes, our bodies slowly rot away and die eventually. Thank you, Pixar.
>>152554853We are the living proof.
>>152554958They wont do much
>>152554912It makes you feel bad for them we all have fond memories of leap frog as a company. And they didn't half-ass leapster either. They got licenses that kids would react to. I had the Batman ones as a kid and ironically, Toy Story 3 had one
>>152554785It makes sense that Woody would physically deteriorate since he's been living out in the open for 2 years.
This series should get the Star Wars treatment and have a new cast of characters per trilogy. That way they could avoid a lot of issues with the latest movies.
>Imagine giving up on Woody for some stupid sporkAll this stupid shit could have been avoided if Bo was in TS3somehow I hope Andy comes back and is married to Hannah (Sid's sister)
>>152554286They really wanted the nostalgia bait.
>>152554029>Buzz doesn’t mind itThis is why he’s the best.
>Toy Story>What if toys were secretly alive? Would they be envies when you get new toys?>Toy Story 5>The machines are taking over toys jobs. The toys have no choice but to call MC toy back from his secret toy underground. Returning character, spoon.
Anyone who thought they wouldn't bring Woody back in a Toy Story movie is a retarded mongoloid.
>>152554785Gotta call the old toy artisan guy back to put some new color there.
>>152554286Women are incompetent thats the message
>>152554944>May there be mercy on Man and Toy for their sinsI can dig it
>>152554985i had a spiderman gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbuK6LF_io
Looking at the trailer, seems like the movie is mostly Jessie with a bunch of new characters while Woody and Buzz go on a sidequest and everyone else stays behind.
>woody comes back because they ask him to>they fling insults at him because his paint is coming offYou know, maybe he should just let them die.
>>152555079The bulk of the movie is Bonnie's toys trying to break Lilypad's hold on Bonnie. Woody is a side character.
>>152555101Like I said, sidequest.
>>152554806Why did they have to get to meta about the alive thing? It honestly ruins the world. The unspoken rule that humans just dont know toys are alive is ruined. Really feels like part of the magic is being directly ripped out to appease cinema sins style reviewers. This entire concept falls apart when it gets meta like thism cameras have existed since the 90s. No way someone hasent accidentally recorded a toy moving at some point in history in Toy Story. Just so dumb and obviously written by people who think their being smart instead of writing a good movie.
I want this IP to keep going because eventually they will have to explain on how come toys are alive and up the stakes
>>152555009>t. Felix
Lotta seething baldies ITT. Just buy a funny wig.>>152555019I hope Andy married Sid.>>152555109>accidentally records toy moving about on its own>uploads it to Tiktok>"cringe">"its ai, bro">"lmao bro, u still play wit toys???:skull:
>>152553926>after demeaning woody throughout toy story 4, they now found a way to have him "balding" to make jokes about him baldingi'm really fucking tired of how every damn thing that comes out now needs to find some way to demean the male protagonist they feel they got stuck with. it's a fucking toy but they still had to go for "haha, balding old man" jokes.
>>152555070>Rino Romano's Spider-ManDamn that takes me back.
>>152555160Jessie's the main character.
So what happened to them?
>>152555151>AIThis didnt happen accidentally in the 90s? Someone didnt accidentally leave the family camera on in the living room and the toys kids toys moved around? Seems like something that would happen kind of often given the odds. Especially around the 2000s when security cameras and YouTube became a thing. Probably a shit ton of videos about toys moving. Mayne that'll be the resolution to that plot point? Eberyone already knows and doesnt care. Really theres no way the world doesnt know toys are alive. The world use to have that veil, humans just didnt know toys existed almost like the toys adventures are being imagined by Andy. Makes the movies feel magical. Just the idea of getting meta with it ruins the concept. Its crazy nobody brought that up during the pitch meeting. Maybe this really is the last one? No way to really go forward after this. Mayne they will do a cross over with bugs life where Woody helps the ants fight off a nest of wasps or something stupif like that.
>>152554944>>152555057>mankind initially has the advantage since they have all the guns>toys however outnumber humans 10 000 to 1 thanks to mass production, also have no need to eat/sleep/seek medical care, eventually start overwhelming major population centers thru sheer numbers and endurance>man forced to surrender after toys seize control of all the factories and start making dedicated hunter-killer toys by the millions>all surviving humans forced into pods that harness thier thermal and neurological power, becomes the soul/brains for all the cars from the Cars movies
>the Potato Heads returnDon Rickles has been dead for 10 years
>>152554777Holy checked
>>152554164Rich people dont let their kids interact with screens for a reason.
>>152555343Cope millennialtroon
>>152555351Kys millennialtroon
>>152555351Richest man in the world is so busy being absorbed in screens that he bought the social media platform that turned his mind to mush
>>152555363What? Its proven screens make you stupid. Like this is not a theory or anything like that, its common sense. Kids learn more and develop into smarter adults if they have to solve problems by themselves instead of asking AI to give them the answers.>>152555376Musk is autistic yeah, but rich people take their kids to schools that dont allow screens and I know that for a fact
>>152554817struck a nerve?
>>152553926>Toy Story 5why
>>152554164Anon, you can't act like Ipads aren't so much worse than tv was, it's not the same
>>152555253>This didnt happen accidentally in the 90s?I won't read the rest of this post, but UFO spottings happened in the 90's and we're still no closer to solving that mystery. I'd expect people would treat footage of toys moving on their own with the same dry contempt.>>152555329James Earl Jones has been dead for much less, but they already made a Darth Vader AI bank from his voice. Expect the same for Don someday.
>>152555376>He thinks Elon's the richest guyNGMI
>>152554640WTF Andy trooned out???
>>152554674Pretty sure the middle one's a boy. Meaning he's got BOTH flavors of cunny.
>>152554806>Lilypad blackmails the toys by threatening to post footage of them being alive on YouTube.People would just think it's a really lame version of Arby n the Chief.
>>152555329Jeff Bergman is his new VA.
>>152554174Fuck, why she such a baddie
>>152554536Andy's room also had a ton of background extra toys, and you had no issues with them.
>>152555376Elon isn't like most rich people
>>152555054pretty sure he's dead
>>152555382Gen z and gen alpha genuinely get offended when you point out how bad being on your phone all the time is. Hell, even back in 2010 being stuck on your computer all day was starting to become an issue, and that's when phones just started becoming a real issue.
>>152555508Woody should correct her and out the snake in his boot in her charging port
>>152555508This is from the end of the movie btw, when Lilypad is about to reveal the toys secret to the world.
>>152555391Go back to Xitter, @/piperocktheory/Beanmouth Strikes Again
>>152555517Gen alpha don't even have the age to use social media yet, this is braindead.
>>152553926When was the last time you played with toys?
>>152555517Maybe if you guys didn't spend all day insulting them nonstop 24/7
>>152555584I'm sure there's plenty of anons here who still play with "toys" very often.
Bonnie should really be 21 now.
>>152555575they still use it either way lol who do you think makes stugo threads here
>>152555575Anon, they're 14 now
>>152554029The way they drew woody's cheek lines makes it look like he has a dirty sanchez moustache.
>>152555517You got easily offended when a blackface appears in a Golden Age cartoon and you try to cancel it.
>>152555575>>152555750>Gen Alpha started in 2010>the youngest of them are getting their driver's licenses this yearStop the fucking ride, I want off
>>152555633True. Toy Story 3 is closer to the release of Toy Story 1 than to today
>>152555790And in two years, they'll be able to post on 4chan. You can look forward to that.
>>152555790>1 year olds learning how to driveThe future is now
>>152555826Oh fuck me>*oldest
>>152554817Kill yourself, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152553926The fuck is wrong with these people?
While we're on the subject of ages, it's bizarre to me that there's a person in the new movie's voice cast who was 2 years old when Toy Story 4 came outTime is an illusion
Woody get ipad
>>152553938Should’ve ended at 2.
>>152555821No, no I cannot
>>152555298>factoriesThey wouldn't even need those since Forky is living proof that a new toy can come into being by assembling literal trash into a vaguely humanoid shape. We'd be utterly fucked once they realize they could effectively breed by raiding the local dump
But seriously why remove Woody from the last one just to bring him back like this
>>152554583I remember that one edgy Toy Story 3 dream where there is a war in Sunnyside daycare and it escalates to a war with the military with Woody having an eye scar and Lotso’s fur ala Thragg.
>>152555953Because they want moRE MMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did Woody get that walkie-talkie to speak with Jessie?How does a walkie-talkie get that much range?Why is Buzz having YET ANOTHER fucking identity crisis?How is the iPad sentient like the toys? Are all electronics and smart devices sentient now?WHY ARE THEY MAKING A NEW MOVIE AT ALL?!WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYYYY?!?!
>>152555953What, and ruin the cash cow?
The only good part about this is seeing no one missing bo peep
>>152555329This image hurts my eyes. It was necessary to add so much texture on this plastic toys?
>>152555750>>152555790Gen Alpha started in 2013. At least get your data right.
I await new Jessie porn.
>>152555054>>152555498I'll do it for tree fiddy
>>152554785Wait why would the one spot that should be covered by his hat have sun damage?
I am really fucking sick and tired of everything that has come out over the past 15 years being either bad by enshittification or bad on purpose.
>>152556038They've been overusing the depth blur effect since Toy Story 4 to really push how great the animation is and that's pretty much all people cared about for 4.
>>152556052GAHD DAHM LOCK NESH MONSTAH!!!!
The only way to stop the endless sludge of sequels is simply to not give a shit.Don't acknowledge it, don't discuss it, don't hate watch it, let it come and go with zero fanfare.But that's not gonna happen.
>>152555814>Toy Story 3 is closer to the release of Toy Story 1 than to todayI did not need to hear this, thanks.
>>152556001>How is the iPad sentient like the toys? Are all electronics and smart devices sentient now?Not now. It is since the first movie.https://youtu.be/OBbSJilROvM?si=BF0yeCKeZOjPlfNj
>>152556117You're telling us as if the main contributors to these franchises are kids begging to see the new Toy Story and the parent says sure, why not, Toy Story's always a fun time.
>>152554286I mean he became the father to all toys in need, why wouldn’t he come back to help toys in need.Especially when they aren’t telling him he’s in the wrong all movie
>>152556001We didn’t watch original movies like Elio and Elemental, thereby voting with our wallets that we want them to just make more sequels
>>152553926>the supporting cast banter is still kinda funnyYou know, it's fucked that Toy Story has the same curse of every mid kid's movie franchise of introducing too much characters, i would like it it was just Hamm, Rex and Mr. Potato Head fucking aroundSlinky never did much past the furst flick, Forky is just Rex but worse
>>152556139>Etch-a-Sketch>electronicAnon...
>>152556001This isn't even a new plot for Toy Story, one of the Boom comics had an antagonistic game console and a GPS that flirts with Woody.
>>152554087It will probably be funnyLike, Luca was the least emotional movie they ever did, but i enjoyed the looney tunes shit. If they the balls to go this way with Toy Story i would enjoy it
>>152556001Buzz isn't having a crisis. The movie introduced a new group of 50 Wifi and GPs enabled Buzz Lightyears called the MultiBuzz.
>>152555633Real question though, how old is Bonnie right now?She looks to be about 8 or 9 in the film, but uses a tablet that is meant for 6-year-olds.
>>152556222She turns 8 and gets LIlypad as a present.
>>152556222My stupid fucking mom got me a baby's toy for my 8th birthday (trashes it)
Saw this while looking at hashtags, this person posted a couple of leaks and is selling the plothttps://x.com/Rio_Gomez_
>>152554288The thing is anon, your standards are most likely so unrealistically high that there is no way no one would ever meet said expectations so your opinion funnily enough circles back to being irrelevant.
>>152554174Would gladly watch Tribal Hunter gameplay videos on her.
>>152556258Yeah that was leaked a long time ago. The MultiBuzz journey to find Star Command but are eventually taken over by Lilypad who tries to use them to kill Bonnie's toys.
since woody is balding, he will turn grey and crazy and find Andy, kidnapping him in his own home and opening a dark fountain so they can stay together
>>152553926The animation looks very off
>>152554331Plushophilic's would be seen as the average Dirlewanger Brigade member.
>>152556281
>>152556336>"It literally turns good randomly in the movie"So the stakes are just artificial as per usual for these sort of movies now?
>>152556269>she deliberately overheats herself until her batteries swell like that weird porn you like so much
>>152554785>balding to represent the passage of timeShame that we didn't get a Woody with a long and thick beard. That would have been really cool.
>>152556216How would a children's tablet be about to take remote control an entire army of toys via WiFi?
>>152553926I haven't been heavily invested in Pixar (have I ever been in western animation?), but lately it has dawned on me that I am witnessing the slow death of something liked. Considering their recent output though, they've been long dead.
>Lilypad tapes the toys being alive>Humans think its AI, ruining Lilypad's scheme
This movie looks really ugly. Too bright and oversharpened, it wants to look photoreal for whatver reason and is failung miserably at it
>>152556050I want Lilypad porn. There was a lewd piece made when she was revealed. The artist deleted everything after being harassed by moralfags because "iPad = a literal child you sick fuck" in their eyes.
>>152556147>I mean he became the father to all toys in need, why wouldn’t he come back to help toys in need.Because his passing the leadership role onto someone else only for them to need him to come back and fix everything completely undermines that passing of the torch
>>152555575Anon, I’m sorry, but the oldest are like 16
>>152554397The UI design still looks good. I really wanted one as a kid.
>>152555603Pointing out a problem isn’t insulting them. Most of them are just stupid and can barely read a 300 page book without going on their phone. It’s bad for millennials but zoom zooms and gen alpha have it so bad
>>152556266>Anon comes up with a strawman to defend having zero standardsTruly shocking
>>152554282He’s kinda based but also super old fashioned to a retarded degree
>>152554674Were the human designs in Toy Story movies always this bad? I know Pixar can do good human designs (Brave)
>4 ends with Woody moving on and the rest finding a new home>5 is about the toys and their trouble with their new child>bring back Woody who has no relation to said childfucking why
>>1525544992 is the best, indeed, but 3 is a good send off to the franchise.Anything else after serves no purpose and just degrades the IP. Good thing you can just ignore all that shit after.
>>152554174The only interesting thing about this utter fiasco would be the porn around this specific character.
>>152556648>bring back Woody who has no relationHe and they are all Andy's toys. Jesus fucking Christ, at least watch the fucking films that you're pretending to be mad at.
>>152554564why does a children's edutainment tablet have full unfiltered internet access
Why does she look like an ugly turning red character?
>>152555249Sid has a personally fulfilling career as a garbage man and is happy and thriving.Everyone else died or something idk who cares not important.
>>152556858Because most people that buy their kids tablets are getting chinkshit unfiltered normal tablets, because they're cheaper.
>>152556858so you can play cocomelon to your kid and so you can get drunk in peace.
>>152556216>Buzz isn't having a crisisHe literally clashes with Woody about being seen as incapable in the trailer anon.
>>152554029Kingdom Hearts 3 sort of had that. The Yozora shit was made by Square Enix and Nomura in universe and that's who they thought Sora Donald and Goofy weren't and the toy store was full of kaiju and giant robots but they weren't sentient.I swear there was a short where they gas a giant 70s robot toy or something
>the message is going to be that there actually is no danger in letting major corporations raise and enslave your children through technology>TEACH THEM TO RESUB TO DISNEY+ TODAY
>>152556903then why isn't the frog tablet speaking in a thick and cartoonish chinese accent to communicate that fact?
>>152556882Sex
>>152556947Because this is an unrealistic fantasy movie. The real question is, why are they trying to make leapfrog/leapster look bad instead of real smartphones and tablets?
>>152557024Cuz a leapfrog tablet looks more visually interesting than a plain gray tablet.
>>152557024>why are they trying to make leapfrog/leapster look badOh, they succeeded in making her look down bad alright
>>152557024So parents will want to buy real tablets to give their kids to watch Toy Story 5 in Disney+I'm surprised disney doesn't make their own cocomelon tier brainrot for youtube or whatever at this point.
>>152555633In Toy Story 3 she was 4, and the movie was released in 2010
>>152554174What is it with all the Spanish?
>>152557091They do make that kind of stuff though, it's just paywalled behind Disney+/cable subscriptions. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Roadster Racers, etc. Arguably Disney started the trend back in the late 80s-early 90s with the original Disney Channel.
>>152557188Showing her translation ability.
>>152557091>I'm surprised disney doesn't make their own cocomelon tier brainrot for youtube or whatever at this point.They did. It's called Paul Rudish's Mickey Mouse.
>>152557188Spics love Toy Story
>>152554306I didn't even know about this. Thanks
>>1525539261. Jessie sounds weird2. wow holy shit that teleprompter leak was real3. The background toys are actually talking again which is nice4. What the hell are buzz and woody fighting over?5. The damn ipad was browsing a reddit parody, fucking hell. Alright that's all of my 5 initial thoughts upon seeing that trailer.
Why does Dolly have glasses now?
>>152554029That would be too funny.I can already picture on of those very heavy expensive plastic display pieces barely being able to move due to having zero articulation.
>>152554670He became the father to all toys in need, showing up to help them. The ipad crisis has made them toys in need, so he shows up to help them.
who the fuck cares about forky his shit doesn't sell
>>152557425Clearly drawn on. Probably for a particular roleplay that they did at some point prior, if they weren't in the middle of it at that moment. Kids customize their toys all the time. You might as well be asking why Sid had so many franken-toys.
>>152557442Bo Peep is literally a porcelain figure that was part of a lamp. Points of articulation are largely irrelevant unless they want to make a joke.
>Ouurggg it's gonna suck so hard>But it's gonna make millions at the BOWell if it makes millions at the BO then it doesn't suck, now does it?>Erm, making money doesn't make it goodIs, has always been, and will always be a cope for pseudointellectuals to pretend like they're above the other rats surrounding them on public transport.
>>152557743>Baby Shark is the pinnacle of human achievement
>>152557743I own a car.
>>152553926>Tacitly admitting the 4th movie was fucking retarded for having Woody ditch everyone at the end by having Jesse just call him to come back and he does.5 will probably be even worse than that, but that still amused me.
>>152557425I wanna cut out a little butthole for her and use her like a cumsock
Woody living underground in a city of abandoned toys sounds way more interesting than the Bonnie shit.
>>152557743nice fallacy, anon, never change.
>>152558003This tbqhCould be a survival horror movie
>toys want Bonnie to make friends>that was a theme of the pervious movie too>It's been 2 years in universe and she still has no friendsMan she's pathetic.
>>152554536I like Dolly because she's so cunty
>>152558068This, dolly only good one
You wanna know the twist in this movie?The toys find out Andy is one of the lead designers for the LilyPad. They hear him give a speech about how tech and toys should coexist to keep innovating for the future, and they all end up hugging it out with the LilyPad. They all live happily ever after, and Woody fucks back off into the woods again.
Is Bonnie a femcel?
>>152553938Fpbp
>>152558187Oh god... I can believe it
>>152553938Rare fippy bippy, but at least 5 is trying on new outfits instead of wearing the skin of its dead lover like 4.
>>152554262everyone does
Best part of the trailer.
>>152554306Youtube in particular also adds that &pp=.... to the link, some sort of identifier as well.
>>152554029Toy Story really needs to address the elephant in the room that is figurines made specifically to be decorative and not actually played with.
>>152554912>humanholy fuck I remember this
>>152555555
>>152553926> Movie criticizes iPads while selling iPads to children.> Movie 4 criticizes creativity while selling recycled junk to children.> Movie 3 criticizes children playing with toys and sells them to children.> Movie 2 criticizes collectors and sells collector's items to children.I think the movie was the only one that didn't sell Sidy creative toys.
>>152553938Stfu and chill schizoids it
>>152558187this sounds so by the numbers i feel this is exactly what's gonna happen.
>>152553926Jesse's voice actress really sounds OLD like a hag its distracting. Also this story should have happened during the first and second movie because it wasn't tablets what replaced toys but console video games and Andy had a Super Nintendo. This entire plot is too little too late. Hope this movie fails.
>>152558649>This entire plot is too little too late.Yeah, the "technology bad" discussion is kinda obsolete, at least in the way this movie is presenting it.
>>152558681The film tries to cling to nostalgia. Although they still have a foothold with normies, I still see merch from the forgettable Stitch movie, and there are women who still make their children watch it. You know what? I prefer children using their iPads with minimal supervision. It's better for their creative thinking. The problem is that relatives go overboard and want the pads to raise their children.
>>152558649>Jesse's voice actress really sounds OLD like a hag its distractingShe's literally in her mid 60s now.Should've recast.
>>152553926Let me guess, the villain is either going to "reform" or be overshadowed by a twist villain at the end, they can't have a straight up old fashioned villain in Disney/Pixar movies anymore
>>152554087The Day The Earth Blew Up was shit
>>152558325What is she looking at?
>>152553938Yup....
Calling it now that Disney's going to make an app that emulates Lilypad and won't understand the irony of making a product for a movie that criticizes said product.
>>152558728Most likely
>>152558811She's doing bets on kalshi
Wait. Toys can age? Why does Jessie sound so old? Why is Woody balding? What the fuck is going on?? Also fuck this gay ass arrow captcha holy fuck.
>>152558527>Toy Story really needs to address the elephant in the room that is figurines made specifically to be decorative and not actually played with.they kind of already did, Bo Peep isn't a regular doll, she's supposed to be a porcelain doll that's attached to a lamp and thus not really a toy actually meant to be played with(hence why by 4 both of her arms have been broken and taped back on)also they mentioned talking to a Lawn Gnome in the first film
>>152556882Bonnie sexo.
>>152558900>Wait. Toys can age? Why does Jessie sound so old? Why is Woody balding? What the fuck is going on??well they can wear out, Woody's "bald spot" is paint getting rubbed off by his hat over time
>>152555633
>>152554174I can't wait to see Rule34 of the Ipad.
>>152554583>Give us THAT fucking movie, Pixar!
>>152554751Artist is pocketbell4649, but some of his stuff has been deleted.
>>152558811A kid of her age in this modern era?Cocomelon.
>>152556373True tho.
>>152558811She's playing Raid Shadow Legends and using her dad's credit card number to buy an expensive pack.
Does anyone remember watching this when it came out?
>>152553926Just fucking liquidate everyone in the entire company already.
>>152554035Blame the disney adults who keep consooming whatever slop the mouse puts out.
>>152558728nah the end of the movie is that scene where the toys are getting tossed in the car, rather than a bad scene it's because she's going to summer camp and can't bring the lilypad (played off as the lilypad being tossed aside and the toys 'winning') Toy Story 6 is basically homeward bound with the toys having to make their way back to jessie after she forgets them at camp.
>>152556222You are worrying about the timeline and lore of TOY STORY. Take a long step back from the computer and analyze your life.
>>152559099>do you remember watching complete shitNo, 4chan /co/ anon user, i do not remember watching utter unfunny chud slop as you seem to do.
>>152554286>Hello, I like money
>>152559206>college humor wannabe channel>chud
Didn't they already do this plot with the toy story that time forgot?You know, a kid spends all his time on a computer and his toys are forgotten and they essentially go feral. Why is this a film.
>>152558973made me kek
>>152553926good lord why the fuck is this happening. Le ipad kids ruining kids. Woodie is magically back. I fucking hope this tanks, like I hope pixar loses a shit load of money from this and they get slaughtered by reviewers. Fucking parasites Disney man god damn parasites. Story story 3 was amazing, the GOAT animated trilogy.
>>152553938I agree but this opinion is still so overstated, the fourth movie was cool and 5 looks fine too.
>>152559533>the fourth movie was cool and 5 looks fine too.The Disney intern has entered the chat
>>152554174>>152553926Toy story lore question:Would Lily Pad be alive if she didn't have that frog part attached to her? Are normal iPads alive? We know etch-a-sketches can be alive but what about other faceless things like that?
>>152555109>Why did they have to get to meta about the alive thing? It honestly ruins the worldBro that was literally in the first movie when they trolled Sid
>>152559579>Would Lily Pad be alive if she didn't have that frog part attached to her?i feel it's the other way around, the frog part is her, the iPad is just attached to her. Therefore, no, normal iPads are not alive.
>>152556222She was 5 in TS4 but turned 6 at the end of the movie (they said she went into first grade in the ending scene), meaning she would probably be close to 7 if there's a decent time skip here.
>>152559698Thank god.
>>152556177He's wrong about that but there was also a see & say and a few other electrical toys in the first film too. RC would count I presume
>>152559572I will admit that Gabby carried the 4th movie a lot, but it was still fun for me
>>152554029This is really weirdly paced.
>>152557188Demoralization
>>152557188LA RANA SEXO
>>152553926in b4 someone says they want to fu->>152554174never mind
>>152560114That sounds retarded even for modern Disney, I don't believe this.
>>152560114>it's just a racism allegoryYeah, you're just pulling some bullshit here. They're too coward for that today.
>>152560114>tech cares about the ownerslel let this be fucking true please. I will love living in a world where Disney literally just said that the Ipad that keeps you idiotized all day long is actually taking care of you. Even better when twittertarrds and redditfaggots start defending such message.
>>152553953tpbp
>>152560187Not doing the most overdone allegory in hollywood history is cowardly now apparently.
>>152554397>>152554579I once had a Leap Frog globe that had an electronic pen for learning facts about countries you clicked on, and built-in games based on locating them under a time limit. The battery kept high scores for years. Spinning quickly and stopping the globe with your hand right on the equator was so satisfying. There was even a music option that played the national anthems as midi tracks, or if a country didn’t have one for geopolitical reasons, a funky (racist) beat. It was easily one of the best toys I ever had.
>>152556568Alright then big boi, show the class an example of how would they ever meet your not so high standards?
>>152557024>why are they trying to make leapfrog/leapster look badmerchandising and IP licensing
>>152554029https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlMbGUEE-4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9acmDq3CyA
>>152554186>SCREEN BAD>TECHNOLOGY BAD>btw subscribe to Disney+™ for more Disney™ content, available for android and iphone *Disney+™ click*
>>152553926https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGCyW5s5UAg
Would humans even win a war against toys?I feel like it'd be more complex than declaring war on toys. We'd push the boundaries of what a "Toy" is and start using them in human on human wars. People would feel weird about the fact the toys they give to their kids are alive and move even further into stuff like cartoons and games to entertain them, while buying toys as slaves to do labor.
>>152554785Humiliation ritual as always.
>>152556001>How is the iPad sentient like the toys?The case is alive and connects to the ipad, the ipad itself isn't alive.
>>152556139Whoever made this video is a wuss, didn't even include the best scene with the noose.
>>152554435Is that you Thumbnail Anon?
>>152554286While Jessy isn't hated it's clear that Woody and Buzz are the face of the franchise. And even then given how mishandled Buzz is, it's really Woody. Without Woody this franchise dies. The only way to get away with a Toy Story movie that doesn't include Woody is by focusing on new toy characters that nothing to do with the main group but that requires skill, talent, imagination the things Modern Pixar lacks because they are only churning out sequels like Toy Story 5, Inside Out 2, and Coco 2 because they know their original ideas are trash. And sequels are an easy sell.
>>152553926Didn't the wife of the voice actor for Mr. Potato Head say to please not use her husband's character because he died? This is why Potato Head essentially spoke so little in Toy Story 3 and 4. Wonder if they got a new voice actor while giving the original voice actor's widow a middle finger.
>>152554806What else happens in the plot? Got a link?
>>152553926Hours ago in the trailer Jesse said Andy Still Needs Us but now in the trailer its been corrected as Bonnie Still Needs Us. Anyone notice that? There's a few comments in the trailer comment section calling this out. Oh Disney you are cheating with ai and it shows. Even more reason to not pay for this.
>>152558187Basically the ending is Nintendo Amiibos and Toys To life? Yeah that's not going to work we know how hated Nintendo Amiibos and Toys To Life ultimately were.
>>152554029Shouldn't the last panel have the word "wouldn't" instead seeing as though a grownup Andy would naturally develop grownup tastes and urges?
>>152560995wdym? I thought Amiibos and Toys To Life were generally liked?
