How do you reckon life went for Max?
>>152559810reposting this classic of cringe https://www.buzzfeed.com/pedrofequiere/max-from-a-goofy-movie-is-a-lumbersexual
This is how he would look now
>>152559810He turns into tony hawk where everyone thinks he's dead and he has to assure them he's not
>>152559810He married Roxanne after more than a decade of not seeing her. During their time apart she was the town bicycle and now he has to raise 40 of her kids.
>>152559856wasnt this the plot of zoey 102?
>be me>in the last 6 weeks since christmas get hammeered a lot>always watch the goofy movie (1995) on repeat>there are entire videos on youtube where black cosplayers dress up as the michael jackson popstar who I thought was literally michael jackson but apparently he's an OC created for the movie and then do his dance>31 years laterHe'd be wearing aviator glasses and have an american flag on his facebook page with a pic of his F250. After college he failed to retain his job, laid off as a result of the late 90s/early 00s tech bubble crashes and instead runs a successful plumbing business and is also a landlord. That chick he was trying to bang ended up fucking powerline or whatever that popstar's name is. His friend who liked canned cheese became a health influencer whose content is consoomed by retards on internet forums and has not touched canned spray cheese in over 25 years. Goofy unfortunately fled the country for Thailand after he fucked another man's wife, his dalliances catching up to him. Max's son is in college now and is estranged from his father having not seen him in 15 years since his mom walked out on Max. He simps for a twitch streamer who is also a dog girl who confusingly wears cat ears and plays 'league of leggings'.
>>152559810He’s basically the most based person to ever live in his age group at any given time.What are the most based 40 year olds doing?Fucking teens?He’s probably fucking teens
>>152559835did goofy ever wear his iconic attire in any of the two movies? i dont remember but i think he didnt
>>152559810he got to enjoy the version of adolescence that i, as a 90s kid, was promised, but never got to actually experience.I can only assume he also got the worry-free adulthood I was promised (albeit that one came with the condition of good grades)
>>152559997nah that's general-hick Goofy, the guy who hangs out with Mickey and Donaldthis was domestic suburban Goofy, the guy who stars in videos about trying to assemble your audiovisual equipment or play football or whatever. Totally different Goofys.
>>152559831I can't believe this is a whole decade old now.
This is how old my childhood icons would be no->didn't fucking ask you sad faggo-Here it is:Arnold (Hey Arnold!): 39Dexter (Dexter's Lab): 40Timmy (Fairly Oddparents): 35Jimmy (Jimmy Neutron): 37Billy (Billy and Mandy): 33Danny (Danny Phantom): 36Mac (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends): 30Ben (Ben 10): 31>inb4 wow its almost like time passes!
>>152560315oh i forgot numbuh one, he'd be 35 i think
>>152559835he's so goofy
>>152560315Since we're talking about mother fuckers getting older.Jeff, Clarence and Sumo (Clarence): 21
>>152560315Spider-Man would be 64, Goofy would be 94 years old.
>>152559810Wrong. I always had him pegged for 1980/81. So 45, 46, right now. Could have a moody teen of his own now.
Gadget Hackwrench, somewhere between 50-60.
>>152559810Are millenials really 50?
>>1525611571980 is genx, not millenial
>>152561006This is a better estimate.
>>152561177Max seems like a millennial.
>>152561157Only the oldest ones.
>>152561157Generations are 20 to 25 years long. This rotten kids articles now say zoomers and millenials instead of just zoomers. Almost as if boomers are demons and gen x just doesn't matter.
>>152561196millenials dont remember the late 80s like someone born in 1980 wouldi actually find it funny how people bring up different age ranges for each generation when to me its really simple, if you were a teenager in the 2000s you're a millenial
>>152561006>46so pushing 50
>>152560315timmy was over 50 in the show
>>152561744Nothing matters after School's Out
>>152559810Max is my boyfriend husband so I can just ask him!
>>152560315Oh hey, I'm the same age as Billy. Cool.
>>152560602ahyuck
How many childhood idols, realistically, ended up offing themselves?
>>152560315Ben is a famous celebrity whos saved the world dozens of times over, has likely fucked thousands of pussies, is happily married, and expecting a son soonHow's (you)r childhood idol holding up, /co/
>>152561157I was born in '96. To put it in perspective all the cartoons in post >>152560315 were marketed towards kids born in the 90's especially mid 90s except early hey Arnold and Dexter's lab. I grew up with all these fucking shows including mid 2000's toonami. They were literally marketed towards my generationMILLENIALS are early 80's to mid 90's and yes I can relate to 90's kids because I had a childhood before smartphones came into existence
>>152561376Okay I was born in 96. I turned 13 in 2009 therefore im a millenial. I fully cognitively remember new grounds and 2008 runescape I even played fusion fall which WAS NOT zoomer thing.
>>152561376Depends on the age if the millennial, don’t forget millennials can start as early as around 1987, so those ones would’ve developed during the early 90’s and would see a lot of the 80’s culture changing into the 90’s and 80’s media in syndication, in the age before the internet.
>>152560315These are old...
>>152561376Between parents, appointment/analog media monoculture and nostalgia the older millennials were relatively exposed to 80s stuff in the 90s
>>152559831He'd be buying a fruit cup at 7eleven today because it seemed like a good snack.
>>152563375>Okay I was born in 96. I turned 13 in 2009 therefore im a millenialyep>>152560870atemporal icons like shaggy dont count
>>152559831kek
>>152566466Cringesoul
