It looks like Sony Animation's GOAT will be enjoying the #1 spot at the domestic and worldwide box office for its second week. Did you see it yet? Do you have a favorite character?
>fart joke>shoe licking joke>toilet humour>goat scream, bleat and scare joke>barely recognizable females >ugly males>typical underdog story>Trademarked choppy animationstill, I liked it.
black horse sex
>>152562392>>goat screamThat meme was popular for like 2 months 10 years ago. Why can't Hollywood let it go?
>>152562399Imagine him wearing a bridle as he blushes and drools...
>gay, generic antagonist >diaper joke>broccoli haired protag>Deus ex machina
>>152562478bassybefuddle have something for you, Olivia fan I'm a sucker for "redeemed" bullies
>>152562356This movie is highly satanic because it has a goat aka DEMON
This movie looks like it smells really bad.
>>152562356Nah, I went to see Looney Tunes The Day the Earth Blew Up instead. It's finally showing in theatres here, and that's how I prefer my funny animals.
>>152562521This movie is just... ba.
>>152562408Because if boomers think something is funny once they think it will be funny for all time. And what makes things dumber is that the original video was a sheep, and it was dubbed over with a human screaming. Neither goats or sheep make sounds like that IRL.
>>152562639So it's yet another animal stereotype invented by humans like bears eating honey, suicidal lemmings or prison hierarchy among wolves?Fuck.
>>152562521Do you realize that goats were an essential part of life for the Israelites for many centuries? They were forbidden from worshipping their farm animals but that doesn't mean they didn't like them, let alone saw them as satanic.
>>152562639To be fair they only do the screaming goat gag once. The actual running gag is Will going "baa."
>>152562652They cast out goats representing their sins (hence "scapegoat").So yes, goats are evil according to the holiest of holies
>>152562660I liked animal jokes in this movie more than in Zootwopia, weird.
>>152562806No, the scapegoat was chosen because it was an innocent animal without sin and it had to carry the sins of the community into the desert where it would die. The scapegoat was for the poorest members of the community who couldn't afford livestock of their own to sacrifice.
>>152562819That's because GOAT used its animals in ways that utilized their animality in more interesting and fun ways than Zootopia.Zootopia 2 gets a particular finger wag from me because almost all its action scenes were chases and a lot of them just weren't that good. The action in GOAT is insane and even though the sport is a framing device, the games are very much action scenes that feel intense and visceral like nothing I've seen in a sports movie, to the point that they're better than most non-sports movie action scenes.
>>152562837There's video where they explained they did their best to make sure audience can easily follow the action. Kudos!As for humour Z1 had much better animal jokes, no Lasseter and Rich Moore so Byron relied mainly on slapstick and weird references (hungry hippos toy, seriously?).SOME non-animal jokes were good too: the chair gag before the interview had perfect timing.
>>152562521Stfu
It looks like the most soulless trash ever created.
>>152562967Minions are fucking soulless, this is no masterpiece either BUT it was created out of love of basketball and it shows
>>152562356I watched it and I liked it. At first the only went in there for Jett, but overall I enjoyed the movie even when she wasn't the main focus.
>>152562647Or that ostriches actually bury their heads in sand
>>152562823I hate when idiots vilainize animals because they didn't understand the animal's roles in Biblical history. There are no animals that symbolize evil, although serpents were just used as a METAPHOR for evil. The Bible never said they or goats are evil. But simple motherfuckers who don't understand what they're reading will take away the wrong message and assume that there are literally evil animals in nature. This is what you get when low IQ people get into religion. I thought this kind of thinking died out when people moved away from isolated, rural areas, but here we are on the internet and people are still spouting this bullshit. Pretty sure we don't have any hillbillies on here.
>>152562647Bears love honey though.
>>152563047 eEen Goat is guilty. Heh.Shame there are no movies who try to debunk this kind of stuff. >>152563090Also Bee eggs, larvae and pupae. Basically entire beehive. Not just the sweet part.
>>152562399https://youtu.be/J3RWdamlUTU?si=R5FuRewdwYvpQFw7
>>152562399>They're people in this site RIGHT now trying to justify jacking off to the ugly horse character.>>152562356I'll wait for the hd torrent to download and watch for freebies cause I ain't giving Sony a dime for another choppy animated gaudy sports movie.
>>152563544horsecock tho
>>152562399>There's still no Mane x Winddancer artFurry artists don't know what they're missing
>>152563759What's the lore or this guy?
>>152563776Actor turned mayor who's a puppet for the bad guy rich people. Alternatively, Patrick Warburton, but horse
Why isn't the main character played by Steph Curry? Isn't this entire movie an allegory about Steph Curry's inclusion in the NBA? A short light skin shooters in a world of big mans.
meow
>>152563759https://x.com/Swunga0/status/2023829547477791200
>>152562356Black furries?https://x.com/T_Marie60/status/2024744924940263722
i will never use twitter to look for porn anymore
>>152564066>furry>fish
>>152564090Furries means animals yes
don't carei like horse
>>152562356How long before furries become the new trannies in USA?
>>152565378Too late. They already are
>>152564056>>152564066this bot is starting to piss me off
>>152565426Not a bot you bot
>>152562356There's literally nothing else.
>>152565479There was some star vehicle for some washed up ex-Avengers stars that basically flopped last week and probably won't be holding any legs, there's that historical romantic drama that was neck and neck with GOAT last week (it was valentine's day, of course there'd be a romantic movie high on the charts), and or course Iron Lung is still in theaters, but it's more or less a clean shot for #1 for GOAT.I might go see Iron Lung this weekend and follow it up with a second viewing of GOAT back to back. I'm not really that into horror movies but I like the story behind Iron Lung's production and want to give it a chance, and then I'll rinse it out with some funny animal comfort food viewing.
>>152563759If anything, Mane Event would probably try to rob or carjack Winddancer.
>>152565297me too maneanon, me too
>>152562652>>152562823>>152563060i love when /co/ gets into such topics and share their knowledge, much better than just some opinions
>>152562356GOAT needs feminine looking furries like this.
>>152566668i found one.
>>152566711Not sexy
there's also their.. doctor?
>>152566839Meh…
Gayhttps://x.com/redr5114/status/2024927257299501172
>>152563544Picture the conceited brutishness and rugged machismo of a fat ugly bastard tightly squeezed into the body of a cartoonishly ripped thug. It kinda be like that.Also, this >>152563703
>>152562478Snow bunny
>>152563759He’s white coded
>>152562521this is the kind of shit thinking that has screwed over too many animal species throughout the centuries
>>152566668
>>152568368>Dead_GoatMomShe got killed by a basketball flying at her head at 95 MPH.
Any furry porn yet?
>>152568642lots of modo, some of will, occasionally olivia and such would get one, and so far no outright of mane, yet
>>152568642It just broke past the 100 pics at e621, Modo being in about half of those.
>>152562356Steph furry
>>152562356didnt yall say it was gonna flop? what happened?
>>152570717Black coded
P-Dogg (the hyena)Boogie (the bird)
>>152571192P-dogg wants Mane so bad
>>152562399
>>152562409Imagine? We can do better than that
>>152570155Russian bara scalie
>>152571436That’s right my neigh er
>>152566668The ostrich girl is there.
>>152572081She has no hips or porn
*crack*
>>152572186This is a man
>>152563827Have u heard Steph's line delivery? Or any of the commercials he's done? I'm not trying to be a dick, The guy very obviously can't act.
>>152572197Athletes are athletes.Not actors
>how to recognize artist never drew an aardwolf before
>>152572080His horse lips
>>152571673Oh my... Noice
>>152562521Joke's on you, I'm a satanist.
>>152572080Do horse front teeth actually look like that? I know they have gaps on the sides.
>>152572081She's a bird
Mane's that horse who rather than just eating a stray chick that got too close, actively tries to stomp on a chicken to eat the liver-and only the liver.
>>152572675How would a horse know what a liver even is?
>>152572648You're a LARPer, you mean
>>152571192>DOG>there are no domesticated dogs or cats in Goatverse >there are bathrooms with toilets for big and small animals Maybe it's not Zootopia's level of world building, but I give credit where it's due.
>>152572702By having tasted it first. All ungulates are omnivorous, but there's a lot of pigs and thus they get the most attention.
>>152563805I'm still surprised he got away scott-free for being a puppet.
>>152568402Sowwy that was me.
>>152570717Blacked audience.
>>152568402Because a fat gorilla ducked to... what was Homer reaching for, a penny, a hot dog?
>>152572766I hate that running joke that homer is unwittingly responsible for every bad thing that happened in Springfield
>>152572766A bobby pin. Yes, Homer is bald.
>>152572657No, the incisors are tightly packed together to form an edge for grazing
>>152571673now he needs a riding crop
>>152572835Up his ass.
>>152572224Fuck is THAT? A Houndoom?
>>152568402"She got sick" Either cancer or some cardiovascular thing.
>>152566839Badger
>>152565416Nah...trannies are doing mass shootings on anyone who isn't them. Furries aren't inclined to do that.
>>152572921The basketball gave her super AIDs cancer 9000
>>152562392And yet...you post THAT picYou like buff women dont ya squidward
>>152572925Badger
>>152572950Badger
>>152572971Mushroom
>>152572936No problem with buff women>t. buff woman IRL
>>152572936I'm only posting new stuff I find.
>>152572999Forgot image
>>152572974Badger badger badger badger badger badgerMushroom mushroomSnake! Snake! Snaaake!
>>152569169There's not enough Willmore. Come on, BigGirlScrawnyGuy is in vouge right now!
>>152572197Doesn't matter, the main draw to this movie is Stephen Curry being a producer of the movie. Imagine if Michael Jordan or LeBron James was just a cameo in Space Jam.
>>152572675Are you a farmer? How do you know that?
>>152573002In the movie the polar bear looks masculine
>>152562356My father, who is the sort of guy who watches everything with an open mind and greatly appreciates animation, took one look at the trailer and said that it looked like shit.I am inclined to follow his judgement.
>>152574099in the movie's defense they picked WORST jokes for the trailers, i wont defent choppy animation though, it's a matter of preference
Gay furries?
>>152574093unrelated, but in polish dub croc was female, secondary characters look so ambiguous you can have some fun with it.picture unrelated
>>152574296>After the game he's used as a cocksleeve
speaking of running jokes, where is he?
>>152575860I wonder if artists who enjoy putting these 2 together will ever nail the height difference...
>>152576110height? they cant even get FACES right!
>>152575860He who?
>>152562356I'm not black, I don't care for sports, and I'm not a furry. What does this movie have for me?
>>152576255Do you like animation from a technical perspective?
>>152576270Sure, but is this movie exceptional at that?
>>152576314it made notbasketball look cool in motion
it's so funny seeing furfags trying to convince themselves to jack off to anything from this movie
>>152576691I'm jacking it to the image of the main character's mom dying after getting by a basketball that had been thrown in her path at 95 MPH
>>152576546I would unironically watch a tv series based roarball if it was animated by Flying Bark Productions or Titmouse. It would be 11 minutes of jingling keys and only last like a season and a half before getting abruptly canceled, but it would be fun.
>>152562510Who is this character???
>>152577566no idea
>>152562356this movie was absolute MID as in mediocre afand its sad because theres potentialpicture this>instead of focusing on one person its two>we got the goat will and another animal say a bighorn sheep or a ram>they are two sides of the same coin only difference is goat boy hasnt proven himself yet but sheep boy has but has never won and so went into retirement>goat boy gets drafted to the same team>sheep boy gets on drafted on the horse niggas team as a chance for redemption>now we got a more interesting story where goat boy is fighting for his dead mother and sheep boy getting a chance at redemption>both dont hate but rather respect eachother being they are "mediums">parallels to rush 2013, rivals but not enemieswould have been peak but they went for mid
>>152577644ok
>>152577566An imposter. He looks nothing like Grizz.
shotsfired
Gonna be honest, this movie is a 7/10 for me.The visuals are impressive for sure, and that's about it. Story is mid as fuck and the titular protagonist barely gets the attention in the remaining half of the movie. Is like they changed it to the cat girl for more appeal.Also, i consider the goat scream well put this time, despite how tiresome said joke is now on animation blockbusters.I was thinking if i can draw the characters, especially Will, the Panther One (forgot her name, that's why), the Horse Bully and possibly the Ostrich, but after seeing the movie, i don't know if i will.
>>152578149I see Goat as sort of like KFP; Will (like Po) is the main character, but the story is more so about the people he is influencing and the reactions those people have to that influence. The movie is not just about Will trying to play professional basketball for his dead mom, it about the Thorns getting their confidence as pro players back and Jett (the panther) learning to let go and actually support the Thorns and embrace the community around it rather than just using them for her own personal goal of winning a trophy. Going back to KFP. Jett (the Panther) is the deuteragonist of Goat in the same way Shifu was in KPF1 and like how KPF1 wouldn't be nearly as powerful of a movie you ignored the Shifu portions of the story, Goat's story likewise can't function without seeing Jetts side as having equal importance to Will's. I will concede though that Will isn't as strong of a character as Po was/is, and I don't think he could carry a franchise like Po can.Also I don't blame you for not wanting to draw the characters, they are pretty difficult to draw, lol
>>152576255Fun and wholesome characters, great action scenes, feel good vibes and a great soundtrack.
>>152577644The movie already has a secondary protagonist with Jett. Will is a rising star at the start of his career and Jett is an established star who's in the autumn of her career and still has something to prove. That made for a good dynamic.
>>152577682Will is media literate. I knew Pawbert was the villain as soon as he said "hi."
In its second weekend GOAT is outperforming its own first week by 31%. Most movies have a decrease in their second weekend which means word of mouth on this movie is strong, and it's likely getting repeat views.
>>152579658Goated, I was actually considering watching a second time next week. There was so much to take in on the first viewing
>>152580497I saw it my second time today, still love it.
I watched this movie today. Characters I'm atracted:JettModoGrizzHannahKouyate
>>152580538So did I. Noticed a few details like Modo's heat lamp, the despair on the game face and the uno reverse card was shuffled in with the rest of the cards from the start
>>152562399Double hung BBC/BHC!
Why are they animals, it would be fine if the movie used the attributes of different animals like goats having very wide POV, ability to climb anything and very robust skulls. But it doesn't, so what's the point?>>152562399As long as he doesn't walk on all four.
>>152562356
>>152568368Nah.Not hot
>>152562399i need more so much so i might take on more requests for him
>>152576194I give the artists slack on faces since they all have different styles, but they are all stuck in said styles with no ability to emulate others, so the faces will most resemble everything else they draw. Like how everything in Daigaijin's gallery looks exactly the same, only the species are changed. But the difference in heights should really be easy as hell to nail.
>>152562392>>152562408goats are inherently funny creatures
Something about this movie is so disgusting... But i guess the furry art is worth it.
The scene at the start where he lifts in front of his Jett poster is literally me. I lift in front of my waifur prints.
>>152581348How about P-Dogg >>152571192 flusteringly worshipping those pecs and nips, with Mane narcissistically getting off to the extra handsy attention? ≽ܫ≼ No homo, of course.
>>152579658And /tv/ was already celebrating its demise
>>152581105>Why are they animals, it would be fine if the movie used the attributes of different animals like goats having very wide POV, ability to climb anything and very robust skulls. But it doesn't, so what's the point?It does though? The movie wouldn't work if it was human characters. You could make changes and the overall story might be very similar but it would not be the same movie and the action scenes would be completely different. Will having a wider field of view than most animals is a point that comes up throughout the film and you can tell he's using it whenever is eyes go square.
>>152582690/tv/ is frequently wrong and premature about things and is full of haters.
>>152576691I would fuck the aardwolf character, no questions asked.
>>152583405good thing she goes BOTH ways.>>152576238our lord and saviour, the most important one who walked among us
did she carry a carabiner around? the rip is too blurry for me to tell
>>152584313Does that signify anything?
Entertaining, but I wouldn't cry if I never got to see it again. Modo was genuinely funny. I cannot remember anyone's name besides him, Will, and Jet. Mostly because Will and Jett are joke names.>>152578149Jett had the better story. "Unflagging kid still dreams big" isn't interesting. Will's challenges pretty much ended when he got on the team.
>>152584313I don't think so>>152585479If a girl uses it as a carabiner as fashion accessory it usually means she is a lesbian. It's like how if you wear an earring on your right ear older people will assume you are gay ("left is right, right is wrong" lol)
>>152585589Perhaps, but Jett's story requires Will being the "unflagging kid still dreams big". Their stories are built around each other.
>>152585701>>152585479ahh, though it was a black thing, because this movie is for black furries, more of less, according to this review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx1rfNfhEu4
>>152580865nice eye, in Will's flashback Carol doesnt have glasses yet.I find this relatable, im almost 44 and had to put them on 2 years ago, curse you, time!
>>152562356I heard furries are racist and scared of black coded furry characters lmao
>>152585881boo! get better material
>>152585589>Will's challenges pretty much ended when he got on the team.....Did they, though? Because he was under constant scrutiny from Jet ever since they met, and it took up to the halfway point in the movie for her to even start warming up to him. The moment Will gets announced, he's just berated by press, fans, and other players as this walking joke to an already clearly dysfunctional team. I'm not all that big on the underdog stories either, but I did appreciate that they ultimately didn't make this whole thing about Will. Everyone, not even just Jet, on the whole team right down to the coach all have their issues like he does and it takes them all to figure out how to work together in order to pull themselves out of the rut they're in. Will didn't accomplish it all by himself, he can't hold his own on a live court at all as opposed to street courts that he's used to. He NEEDS bigger animals to work with and take the brunt of the abuse he clearly isn't made for.
>>152562356Predictable but still somewhat enjoyable. I liked it.I also really like the personality and coding of the characters.
>>152586259>coachIt was so nice to see a good proboscis monkey after the ones from Sing2 and Zoopocalypse.
>>152586290> proboscis monkeyAre ugly
>>152585881According to black furries. Sonic the Hedgehog is black coded (even with a white va) and everyone loves him.But those characters don’t have braids or Afros
>>152586452they look funnyin poland we use them to portrait average middleaged dimwit
>>152586466this is like the third time you said the same thing
>>152586926>she uses ps5 controller designed for Smalls
>>152570717It is unlikely to make a profit. I can also be #1 for 2 weeks when there is zero competition. these are not mutually exclusive.
>>152579658>We hit 70 million worldwide guys! >against an 80m production budget>double that for marketing.that isn't domestic gross, that is the world wide take. The movie has no chance of being profitable no matter how much the shills cope in here for it.
>>152562356>GOAT will be enjoying the #1 spot at the domestic and worldwide box office for its second week.Yeah in February. The month where box office Earnings are their lowest.
>>152564066>Black furries?Yes.
>>152587022>>152579658dont care about numbers, neither should you.i am here for the art of these characters, hoping next caturday willbe more fruitful, i'd like more WillMore.
>>152586926pjoter....
>>152582655As much as I like that this is a blue board. Best I can do is an awkward hug
>>152587022it hasn;t been released in all markets internationally yet
>>152587728If you care about the numbers then keep your fingers crossed that China will like this movie
GOAT is at $100m baby!https://x.com/HollywoodHandle/status/2025613465121890543/It hasn't even opened in all markets yet and with a strong holdover from last week, it's well on its way to being profitable.
>>152587430Appreciate it all the same. Keep up the good work.
>>152587770Cool, maybe if the movie becomes profitable enough they'll make more furry sports films
come on and slam and welcome to the ham
>>152587356*portraysorki tato
Only want to fuck jett, she cute af that's it
>>152588500you think she had partners before?
as expected, Space Jam continues to be the best animated basketball movie
>>152588721pfft
>>152588537too focused on the game probably
>>152587758China likes basketball and furries right
>HanJet ship is on the rise.
>>152588781great i can't wait to see twitter "lesbians" being annoying about this
>>152588801then don't use twitter
>>152588801what he said.
>>152588781>>152588801They already are. At most she might be bi because she blushed when she saw Jett and was also thirsting over Mane Attraction. I think she could be best described as "basketballsexual."
>>152588537mfw Willmore
I was neutral to slightly negative on the prospect of the movie but I’ve come around a bitGuess I’ll try catching it next time my theater has their half off weekday showing if it’s still here
>>152588778Only Zootopia furries
>>152588778Apparentlyhttps://youtu.be/uZL72PdCiT8?si=DWxMF2xL2hYa4xUo
>>152591143You'd think China would be all over this movie then since it's of a similar school of anthropomorphism as Zootopia.
>>152591886The furries in Zootopia look cute.GOAT is kinda of ugly. And no canines.
I hate that the only way to make a successful film now is to:>appeal to horny/depressed white women>appeal to furries >Be Marvel/Disney (sometimes not even then)>Continue an existing successful franchise
>>152592438That's the difference between "murry-purry" and gritty.
>>152588781THIS is the height difference we should be getting for Kitty X Jett. Hannah would be like to Jet's WAIST.
>>152588760Exactly that. Her life was train, game, interviews, train, press conference, train, game, train
>>152588195I wanna see a women's mma film.
>>152586926...she looks so HAPPY. I want to save that smile.
>>152562408it makes sense when you remember that hollywood is controlled by out of touch old white guys who get all their information about what kids like these days from their nepobaby children/grandchildren and sycophantic employees who are afraid of them
>>152592438>no canines
>>152592604And gay
>>152562356If only he actually looked like that.
>>152572648>>152568270>>152562961>>152562652>>152562546There's a whole movie on what the goat means and it's satanic.
>>152593519Fuck off and go watch Veggietales.
>>152593488A giga chad
i need more of this whorse. no that was spelled on purpose
>>152590294Her injury will prevent her from going overboard
>>152594701Fuck, she's massive.
Imagine if they did a sequel to GOAT where the characters had to play in the Olympics on a super-team with other league players like Mane Attraction, and the drama was around the egos clashing because they're all bringing their home team's baggage with them?
He or she?
