He's in the Epstone tablets.
>>152563929Here's a reply cause I chuckled
>>152563929Oh you cheeky shit.
>>152563929
>>152563929I'll believe he was on that Quetzalcoatlus when the government releases the uncensored tablets
>>152563929He got his rocks off? With miners?>cuts to a bird being used as mining equipment>"Its a living..."
>>152563929Lel
Let me get this straight, Epstone had connections to>The Rockschild family>Bill Flinton>Bill Slates>Donald Talc>Prince Andesite>Woody Aplite>Matt Granite, creator of The SchistsonsHow deep does the volcano go?
Epstones, meet the EpstonesWhere their wealth came from's a mysteryFrom the isle of pedosThey've a [page redacted] historyLet's ride on Jeff's jet to be discreetTo where the cameras watch you in the sheetsWhen you're with the EpstonesHave a wonderful secret timeA royal regret timeWe'll have a goy old time!
Where does grand dad factor into this?
>>152564777>GRANDAD?!>EEEPSTOOONES?!>AAUUUUUUGH!
>>152563929YABA DABA FUCK!
>>152563929Now he's going to deflect fromthis by trying to convince us that aliens actually exist
>>152565052FRED FRED NO
>>152565052oh dear
>>152565052>Mallet>BAM>Now he's Jadefrey Fredstein
>>152564168The rocklita exprress.
Epstone had one of the girls give me a rock massage and I got an eROCKtion.
>>152563929Kek
>>152564777Amazing how each verse manages to have a line that throws off the meter.
>>152566716I think you and I may pronounce certain words with different numbers of syllables because I'm not seeing any.
>>152566687>Adar HitrockXD
>>152566687>Josar Pebbles>Highrock Sifter>Hurr-Man Gratingcould be better.
>>152564119>I liked you more pebbles when you were a baby
>>152564777>>152564777saved, and da numbers confirm it
>"BARNEY, MY PEBBLES! YOU SICK FUCK!"
>>152567670>BAM BAM!
>We're going to the Epstone island>Yabba Dabba Doo!
>>152567670
>Enough Barney, now it's my turn>Stay on watch and warn me, when Wilma returns from grockery shop
Can't believe that all these rockspiracies turned out true