I HATE THE FUTURE
>>152565474fucking soul...
>>152565474Grow up, dude. Or make your own site
I miss the Cartoon Network games. The resort adventure games were fucking boss.
Click here to fuck Catdog!
>>152566164Shut up
>>152566329Check neocities dot org and learn html its pretty easy
>>152566164AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152566383People say you should use neocities to get your nostalgic fix but nobody ever mentions how neocities is only trying to recreate 90s style websites with basic HTML. There's nothing out there that tries to emulate a 2000s website that's a mix of flash and HTML like >>152566789
>Come home from school>Play on Newgrounds all day>Feels like hours>Find the lewd dress up games
>>152567114>>Play on Newgrounds all day>>Feels like hours>hours feel like hours
>>152566852That and neocities is overrun by trannies that copy-paste aesthetics from each other while offering nothing interesting on their sites.
>>152565474You're an adult, you can just drive or fly to Hollywood and buy a Game Boy Advance instead of hoping you win one.
The big corpos don't want you to know, but you can still install old versions of flash in some browsers.
>>152567419And then post pics with bimbos showing it off to your instabook or whatever, that's how adults live right?
>>152566383>>152567394Yeah sadly it's populated by people who want to be defined by the things they consume. I have found that more often than not the simpler or uglier the website, the more likely it was to be worth checking. Neocities is all style no substance
>>152567419what car? what money? what plane ticket? im a neet
>>152567039My wife
>>152568596Go FUCK yourself she's my wife, you can have Twilight Suzuka.
>>152568759No
People who want to go back to the past failed to grow up.
>>152568778we know thatnow take me back
>>152568505Welcome to the club, buddy
After years of crab bucket behavior for the (you)s or whatever reason, I want to go back to a more playful and fun 4chan. Be the you that you wanna see
>>152565474I really liked Operation S.T.A.R.T.U.P.
>>152565474It's not ever coming back, man. You just gotta make peace with that.
>>1525654747.99 for a Gundam?! We didn't know how good we had it.
>>152571501The only real justice is that today's present will be destroyed too.
>>152565474I liked the EEnE games, especially the jawbreaker one where you had to complete the track for it. I also remember that really fucking stupid camp lazlo event they ran that one summer on the site. It was either that one or the fosters one that had you collecting cards and shit, I forget which. But it was dumb.
>>152565474I had forgotten there was a time when Bandai was really pushing Gundam in the US.
We are "living" in the ruins of our stolen future.
>>152567394That was Neocities back in the day, yes.
>>152565474Cartoon orbit was kino
pure soul
we must go back to the kino gooner games
>>152566164>Grow upMeaning what?
>>152568778Explain
>I hate the futureThen just bring back the past. Go watch the old cartoons and play the old games again. I haven't watched anything new since 2003 and am better off for it.
>>152573210>Then just bring back the past. Go watch the old cartoons and play the old games again. It's not the same, sure I can rewatch my favorite cartoons and video games, but I won't be in the same headspace again. We will never be innocent children in the 2000s playing flash games and watching cartoon channels ever again.
>>152565474A Gameboy advance!? Hotdog!
>>152565474Tried replaying this CN game recently and it's just as fun as I remember it being, Too bad it doesn't have any kind of community because the game's a total riot with other people.
>>152570898Oh man, loved this one but I remember the boss fights were total bullshit to kid me.
>>152573130The Big Nate guy made a Cartoon Network short?
>>152573130So were these actual characters from real cartoons, or were they made specifically for these games?
>>152565474Reminder
>>152568778you retarded zoomers wouldn't get it
>>152572763the fosters thing was kinda cool just because iirc they built out a full version of the home you could explore
>>152573514they are actually quite easy
>>152568778>where do you think we are
>>152572763The Courage the Cowardly Dog adventure game was fucking incredible. Honestly all the Courage games were great, now that I'm thinking about it.
>>152573734They were all originally What A Cartoon shots. Pretty sure the Vivian one was a Chris Savino joint.
>>152573730Indeedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjIWgOjRDaI
>>152566852Neocities is just a website hoster, you can make pretty much anything you want it doesnt need to be 90s>>152567394Idc go cry about it somewhere obsessed faggot>>152567725Your issue is that you are only looking through the most popular sites, go to one that you like and try to find links to other sites link directly on their page and i guarantee you will find something cool, i like neocities because i brought back this experience of wasting hours and hours just exploring webpages
>>152576839>supporting troon monopoly
>>152576839>Your issue is that you are only looking through the most popular sitesLiterally said that's what I did, even when the boring sites themselves link to outside pages that actually might be useful, it mostly ended up being html resources or whatever tumblr they pulled their assets from, or a link to some fuckass stamps/pagedolls generator so that you can too bloat your webpageThe only way to find cool websites on that shithole is through the tag system, and it will NEVER end up being one of those sparkly, bloated, vomit inducing colors pages you find everywhere
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>>152577930I'll add that the only positive thing i can say about it is that some people had their start with HTML using it but that has absolutely nothing to do with the community itself or the websites they host
>>152577930Well my experience has been way better than what you are describing so lets all just agree to disagree>>152577667I only support my balls in yo jawz
>>152567725>it's populated by people who want to be defined by the things they consume.t-thats how anyone gets a personality.
>>152578036There's a BIG difference between being inspired by what you see and letting that being the only thing that define you, actually bewildered I had to read this today
>>152565474>>152566789>>152576569>>152576535What about Disney?
>>152573171It means you're responding to a alphashart cockroach who was so deprived of nostalgia they go and ruin it for others, don't bother
>>152578388
>>152578462Grow up
>>152578501Neat
>>152573734They were real characters that starred in their own pilots that CN aired as part of a promotion where viewers would vote on what the next Cartoon Cartoon would be.They all lost to Billy and Mandy, but Cartoon Network also gave Robot Jones a show even though it won second place.
>>152579974>Vote for SwaroopHoly fuck this forcibly kicked some long lost memories back into my brain
>>152566164>>152579181Your dick can't, or tell newgrounds to make a good website then.
>>152579974>They all lost to Billy and MandyThat's a way to say Billy and Mandy was too good
>>152573248
>>152580389
>>152568778Why the fuck would anyone want to grow up?
>>152566304Nooo
>>152566304HE'S THE ANGRY, FOR NOW VERY EARLY STAGE OF BALDING, NEEEEEEEEERD
>>152580389INSANE marketing campaign
>>152565474ok ya big BABY
