>*Midnight Bliss your favorite heroes*Dimitri wins
LORDnic is going to bully DC again this year btw
>>152567755...in Shitnic's non canon dc comic
>>152567755What happens if Sonic unironically does beat Flash/Superman/Darkseid in the crossover?
>>152567811We all kill ourselves, SEAnicfags will never let us hear the end of it
>>152567811>What happens if Sonic unironically does beat Flash/Superman/Darkseid in the crossover?It's not canon so nothing happens. If it was a canon Godzilla dc crossver, there'd be more to discuss.
>>152567811I don't know, Godzilla beat a canon-adjacent Superman and people didn't care that much. This crossover has like actual Word of God saying it's not canon at fucking all so.
>>152567811We all love ourselves. GODnic Scholars will let us know of the great news.
>>152567726Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
>>152567755No lies detected >>152567811Celebrate and gloat that our hero is STRONG.
>>152567861>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses >Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verseson opposite day, weak faggot
Behave
>>152567811Laugh that Shitnic can only beat featless versions of characters.
Super GODnic should fight The Presence, Lucifer, and Michael in a 1v3 in this cross over so he actually has to MAYBE use Super Sonic 2. His opponents were too weak last time. >>152567861Trvke
>>152567909>Super GODnic should fight The Presence, Lucifer, and Michael in a 1v3 in this cross over so he actually has to MAYBE use Super Sonic 2. >featless non canon crossover where super sonic was ganging on a base darkseid and still couldn't defeat him
what did i miss?
at last im the last man standing
>>152567950July 1997, The creator of Mario Shigeru Miyamoto would doodle this and send to some guy that i have no idea who, but Miyamoto i guess made fun of that some guy for being lazy at his job.>The Japanese text at the top translates to "you".
>>152568005>The creator of Mario Shigeru Miyamotomiyamoto has a creator?
>>152568005Wtf is his problem?
>>152567909What happened on the next page Maurice?
>>152568029People dont just appear.
>>152568046>People dont just appear.explain hitler
>>152567811Ian Flynn confirmed that it's non canon and that Sonic is sub planetary at best. So we laugh as Sonicsissies post pages from the comic while claiming Ian Flynn doesn't know what he's talking about when pressed on the topic.
>>152568091
>More CHADnic bullying DC characters>Rouge's tits are backTotal CHADnic victory.
>>152568123Darkseid can do that on his own.
>>152568169>Darkseid can do that on his ownpost him doing that then
>>152567909No lies detected. He's just too strong for DC
>>152568123UNIVERSAL strength!!!!>>152568134K, b, c
Demitri gets killed by Jedah.
Alfred VS Aunt May not in Death Battle but Iron Chief. The theme is breakfast. Who wins?
>>152568269Alfred giga stomps that hag
>>152568169Doesn't really matter, the Chaos Emeralds are beyond him, he himself stated so.
>>152568317Trvth.
>modulo will end without ever clarifying any of Yuji's feats >He might legit still be Sukuna fodder KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOO
>>152568423Gege confirmed everyone in Modulo are sub Sukuna and Gojo at the very beginning of the thing
>>152568445and you trust gege? lol lmao kek 1111 jajaja
uh...really quiet
Just because we've never SEEN Sukuna split apart an entire town without even moving his hands...
>>152568585We've seen a <1% Sukuna use dismantle on Kusakabe without moving a muscle.
>>152568620>bridge level featUh
>>152568623You miss the part where he's missing his heart, is brain damaged, has little cursed energy left and was just playing with Kusakabe here?
Big Maru is stronger than Yuji and Sukuna and Gojo anyway so who cares about those shitters.
remember your place, pigs in human clothing.
>>152568623universal bridge
>>152568633Ok but post him destroying a town without raising his hands
>>152568656How big is her girl cock?
SUKUNA COULD TOTALLY DO THIS CHUD
>>152568762>How big is her girl cock?epstein, please. go back to unlive
>>152567726No counter
>>152568123That's nice, its still not canon
>>152568804Mario can't attack anyone with this.
>>152568656Sam's opponent
>>152568848He can just paste a bridge on Sonic's brain. Or cut him out of the picture or well, just do this.
>>152568873>Sonic out of NOWHEREHe still never attacked anyone with those moves canonically
>>152568656Of all the lost siblings that became rivals, who's the best opponent for Claus from Mother 3?
>>15256876216 inches long and 8 inches thick.
>>152568964gadzooks
>>152568873Why doesn't he do this to Bowser?
>>152568947Sure thing furfag
>>152568996Peach would get upset at her bvll being hurt
>>152568996Bowser is part of the story, of Mario's plan.Imagine a level without and end, without a boss to face. Whod kidnap the princess?
>>152569026>of Mario's planto put a koopa baby in Peach's womb
>>152569026Trevor
Post cool neverevers
>>152568784Didn't Sukuna glass a much larger area with Fuga?
>>152569026>Whod kidnap the princess?Mario actually wants Bowser to kidnap Peach? What's wrong with this freak?
>>152568996You're not supposed to point the flaws in my insanity...>>152569023K, b, c
>>152568762She doesn't have one, she is woman. we'll talk about Kaine tomorrow.
>>152569069Canon KEKhold
>>152569052What do tamagotchi even do, they can't fight can they
>>152569003>furfagBut enough about Mario....
>>152569052
>>152569033Cuckrio...
>>152569104How strong is Vampirella anyways
>>152569116I don't know but I want to see if Witchblade will continue the Image Comics winning streak
What are his chances of getting an episode?
>>152569101>What in the fuck are you dressed up like a bumble bee for?
>>152568964no.
>>152568623Sasuga City Block Kaisen
There's nothing wrong with being a city block level setting.
>>152569101K, b, c
Funny how DB Metal Sonic went from being unable to hurt a country level FTL guy to being a multiversal threat that moves at gorillions of times the speed of light
>>152569172The sonic universe.......
icky vic the stupid spic tried to sucka cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152569151Yeah. I asked Ryuko. She confirmed it.
>>152567755Howcum Mario doesn't have any sweet crossovers?
>>152569207Mario doesn't need crossovers to survive. He's Mario. He has theme parks.
>>152569172Marioverse...
>>152569207Who needs crossovers when everything that has your name on it sells millions of units on the average by default?
>>152569207Sonic and the Rabbids? Both about as popular and important to gaming desu
sex with rabbid rosalina
>>152568996Because it's just a stageplay.
>>152569104Vampirella is for Lady Death.Morrigan fights Dizzy.
>>152569172Mariobros... it's okay to be weak
>>152568585No idea what you're talking about, Yuji never did this either >>152568750Post Yuji destroying a town at all>>152568784Anon, use your brain for half a second.You can literally see perfectly fine buildings behind the ones being sliced, this is a multi building level feat, maybe city block if we give it the benefit of the doubt.Sukuna, half dead, with 1% CE, no heart, and a overtaxed brain did way more with a rushed domain.And the worst part is that these aren't even real buildings, this is soul shit that looks like Shibuya at best so we need to be generous and assume the soul buildings have a similar durability to the real thing.
>>152569240rabbids and GIR were the predecesor of the minionsmu when?
>>152569172Sonicverse....
>>152569250No lies detected.
>>152569172Jujutsu Kaisen...
>>152567861This TRVTH NVKE continues to devastate.
>>152569188why her? ask Ragyo
>>152569172one piss...
Friendly reminder that Peach RAPES and GAPES Amy Rose and her entire verse
>>152569321... on bizarro world, that is.
>>152569323LOOK AT HIMHAHAHAHE FLEEIN!
>>152568784This isn't even a town. It's Mahito's (jobber) soul world thing. You know the guy who's domain 3F Sukuna destroyed from inside Yuji?
Luffy cannot possibly be City level, his fist alone is the size of a mountain at minimum
>>152569375>mountain>Looks inside.>It's a Bleach's Hill.
>>152569401Onigashima is at the very least a kilometer wide, that's a mountain sized fist no matter which way you want to twist it
>>152569104Id prefer Morrigan vs Bayonetta
True warriors are willing to spread their ass to win!
>>152569420>Onigashima is at the very least a kilometer wideSure Buddy. That pic shows it.
>>152569259Morrigan and Dizzy got nothing to do with each other aside of "monster" royal (And dizzy technically isnt by birth like morrigan)Even Morrigan vs Albedo makes more sense.
>>152568784>SUKUNA COULD TOTALLY DO THIS CHUDYes, he actually could.Sukuna was sandbagging for the whole fight and fighting with braindamage and reduced output.
Mahoraga can just adapt to anything in fiction ever.He sees that prime Demon Hulk green door and crushes itStory of Superman wank? He is the Superman nowInfinitely rising high dimensional IT Godzilla Ultima? He do the mathWill Power Spiral Energy? He is the one that believes in him now.Mahoraga literally adapted to the real world right now.
>>152567755Wow! He took more time than Catwoman did to take out three speed force users!
>>152569259>>152569444Morrigan is for etna.
>>152569375A smaller mountain, sure. Not even a full kilometer, most likey.
>>152569456Post Mahoraga adapting to a city block level attack.
hi, i just wanna point out there's a poster on /vt/ that types exactly like you all and was exposed as being ESL. can you guys come pick him up? he's usually in /lig/.
>>152569100They're aliens and have crossover shit
>>152569323Damn that's SLOW.
>>152569486I think including the ground below the island it definitely reaches a kilometer
Reminder that Nono can kill your favorite character and their verse with an Inazuma kick.
>>152569207His two most famous one spawned multimillion dollar franchises, any more is just overkill
>>152569478Etna is for Beebz.
>>152569553nvm my bad, the 184 feet tall ship is the even smaller ship next to the one I pointed to
>>152569555She can't do shit against Inazuman.
>>152569323This show's revenue GAPED Sonic's entire game library btw
>>152569456>Mahoraga will adaptENTER
>>152569457But weren't they under some kind of mind control when that happened?
>>152569561>BeebzBeebz is for my cock.
>>152569591Damn, Sonic's only as fast as three speed force users who can't outrun mind control?
>>152569574Is he universal level in durability?Because if not, he's erased.
>>152567810Sonic canon is just broken nowadays.SEGA doesn't really give a shit about what counts as canon, so they don't want spin off media to be canon to the games strictly.But they do want to be able to invoke any content from that side media within the games.So with that in mind, I have zero doubt in my mind that Sonic is going to have a moment in one of the future games where he makes a reference to these comics without naming any names.Somehow Sonic Prime and Sonic Boom are in that same 'canon' space too by the way.
>>152569583CHADskin CHADk CHADvar solos MaWHORaga and his entire verse.
>>152569576Proof?
>>152569626>Sonic finally gets to leech off of an actual competent verse>but only because Sega doesn't care about himKWABAROO!
>>152567950Fugeki is weird
>>152569611He invented the move.
>>152569553I get what you're going for, but there's no point. People are dedicated to downplaying any and all aspects of One Piece. Surprised no one has claimed Bajrang Gun is only ten feet tall or something.
>>152569644Nigga, SESAME STREET makes more money than Sonic.
>>152569664Well it was perfected by Nono, since she used it to split a black hole(and the monster that was emerging from it) in half. Which was going to cause a new big bang, which she also contained with her hands.That black hole was as big as the Earth at minimum.
>>152569678She literally stole the move from Inazuman
>>152569692>homages are theft>homages cant be stronger than the original?
>>152569698I've been asked by the Moth Guy to bring this Nono to justice for stealing his signature move.
>>152569672Post that Flash show making more money than Sonic
>>152569711at least three
>>152569711I CAN'T...I'm going to start talking about other franchises now okay?
>>152569649eh, more or lessprevious work, biorg trinity, is even weirderbut to be fair, otaro maijo (jojo novel's writer) wrote that one
>>152569711It made, rounded up, 250 mill. My bad. Still, Sonic's losing to a little red puppet with pingpong ball eyes.
>>152568317>Doesn't really matter, the Chaos Emeralds are beyond him, he himself stated so.He tanked them multiple times in base so he himself was wrong.
>>152569750No he didn't
>>152569744I accept your concession
>>152569759I mean...You're still losing to a giant yellow bird and a tiny red puppet.
>>152569750Godnic was schooling him.
>>152569767SHARTnic begged on his hands and knees for GODrio's mercy.
>>152569139The only matchup for i saw for lavos was scion and thats only because a commission track
>>152569769Schizorio that post has nothing to do with you.
>>152569756>>152569767Super Shitnic the weakling couldn't take Darkseid down even with the emeralds and massive help.
>>152569250>stageplayAn outerversal Mario stageplay since that's only actually confirmed for SMB3 and you keep spamming this cope, sonicfag.
>>152569646It is more that SEGA cares a lot about not being bound by any particular sequence of events.SEGA doesn't want to commit because that's bad for being flexible.So that's why the setting for the franchise has swapped between Sonic's planet and Earth being distinct and the same thing like five times.1. Adventure sets it on Earth.2. Sonic X makes Sonic's world different from Earth (but also GUN exists on Earth)3. Forces and IDW follow the idea that Earth isn't Sonic's world and that Classic Sonic is a different dimension from Modern Sonic.4. Paramount Sonic does a Sonic X.5. Frontiers and SXSh Generations reestablish Sonic's world is Earth and the Classic games are just the past of the Modern games.
>>152569023>>152569079>>152569033>>152569115>>152569069>>152569092>Cucknic bros projecting their cuckold fantasies unprompted for the millionth time. Sonic faggots...
>>152569780BARFnic needs to reminded of his place at all times.
>>152569793>An outerversal Mario stageplay
>>152569802they're hopeless sonic jeets, they can't help it
>>152569784Failed to hurt Super Sonic, something even The End was able to do
>>152569762Just curious, how much does Kamen Rider make compared to Sonic
>>152569813I don't think Kamen Rider's on the list.
>>152569811>Something even (out of this non canon story shit)Anyway in this featless crossover, He hurt Super Sonic right after his full power 7 chaos emerald rush failed to itch him. Super Sonic winced in pain and you can even see damage.
>An outerversal Mario stageplayWe might need Morpheus Kratos to handle this one...
>>152569813Not even on the list, WHOmen Rider bro.
>>152569802Cuck headcanon is the only thing cucky sonicfags have left since Sonic always loses to Mario.
>>152569793I'm glad your iq is so low you can't understand how retarded you sound kek
>>152569833>Three lines on his foreheadDarkseid dirtied him at god>"You must be a light weight God, huh?"Directly compares Darkseid to the gods he fought before and considers him below them.
>>152569836>outerversal Mario stageplayFodder for KEAtos
>>152569840>WHOmen Rider bro.I mean, he's still treated as an Icon in Japan far more than Sonic ever will be, so that's still a W
>>152569858Kamen Rider is an icon in Japan the same way Elmo is an icon in America, same target audience too.
>>152569784False>>152569811True.
>>152569854>Darkseid dirtied him at god>Eslnic delusions>Sonic boasting againRemember when Sonic said he was immeasurable then Sonic lost to Flash in a race again? This featless Darkseid solos and Super Sonic still couldn't take him down with help.
Give me some mr majestic matchups
>>152569836Why is Mariojeet so retarded?
>>152569874>Sonic & Friends (ソニック&フレンズ Sonikku & Furenzu?) is a Japanese CGI-animated web series developed by Sega, based on the Sonic the Hedgehog series. It is a series of shorts primarily uploaded to Sega's official TikTok, and subsequently other Japanese social media accounts.>Aimed at children, the series is composed of short animations about the cuter "chibi" versions of Sonic the Hedgehog, his friends Tails, Knuckles and Amy, as well as Shadow, Rouge, Silver, and the evil Dr. Eggman doing activities (usually dances) on a southern island.
Why are we discussing Citylevelatbestkaisen? Did something happen in the new manga?
If you were a writer how would you handle invulnerability?
>>152569854TRVTH NVKE
>>152569890I don't really care about Sonic
>>152569851>>152569888>>152569809>ProjectionYou keep on spamming "le it's a stageplay" without sources like a low iq tard when you see any Mario feat that scares you. If it's a stageplay outside of where it's confirmed (in 1 game) then Mario sees actual reality as fiction.
>>152569884Supreme for the classic battle between Image's former Superman expies.Omni-Man for the alien breeding camps agenda showdown.
>>152569793>>152569905Sonicfags are that COWARDLY.
>>152569884>>152569907There's also Mr Majestic vs Mr Fantastic vs Mr Terrific vs Mr Incredible.
>>152569905Stop using retarded VSBWtier arguments Mariojeet
>>152569926>Stop using retarded VSBWtier arguments Mariojeet>Sonicjeet projection and he still can't pose sources and deflects
I want to see Reed just Ultimate Nullifer Obliterate Luffy, Plastic Man or the Incredibles.
>>152569219>>152569207>crossoversMario already controls everything with his boundless power though.
>>152569905Everything you've posted confirms all of Mario is a stageplay. You screeching 'n-NO UUUuuu!' and a pathetic appeal to authority every time I point it out doesn't change these facts.
>>152569934>Everything you've posted confirms all of Mario is a stageplay.>You screeching 'n-NO UUUuuu!' and a pathetic appeal to authority every time I point it out doesn't change these facts.You still haven't posted any sources. Mario is only a stageplay in smb3 alone.
>>152569933chat is this real>>152569934Higher dimensional beyond stories Mario...
>>152569932>Hiding behind a device he didn't even makeWhy is Reed so pathetic?
>>152569933Floor pizza
>>152569934he's right you know?
>>152569933KINGRIO.GODRIO.BVLLRIO.
>>152569950>>152569943Mario is a outerversal beyond the concept of fiction and stories themselves...
>>152569933>Mario bullying Marvel>>152567909>Sonic bullying DCUhm, CapeKEKs? Our response?
>Sonic disingenuous faggot:>It's a stageplay>It's a stage play>I-It has t-to be... or else Mario solos my verse even harder.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152569874V3 starts with Shiro's entire family being fucking killed. Kuuga has on-screen deaths and has many horror elements. KR Spirits has shocker cyborgs being chopped in half. Shocker itself is a group of fucking nazis. It's not absolute DC levels of dark but it's obviously not targeted towards 5 year olds who watch Nick Jr.
>Miyamoto says all Mario games are canon>"Hah! True!">Miyamoto says the Mario games are stage plays>"W-Well that's not actually true, you see..."I'm noticing...
>>152569995He said ONE game was a stage play, not all of them.
>>152569985
>>152569943No, every Mario game is confirmed a stageplay just by playing them and witnessing it.
>>152570000>>152569999quadBEASTS speaking GOSPEL TRVTHS
>>152569995>>Miyamoto says all Mario games are canon>"Hah! True!"This happened.>>Miyamoto says the Mario games are stage plays>>"W-Well that's not actually true, you see..."He only said this for Smb3.>>152570002>No, every Mario game is confirmed a stageplay just by playing them and witnessing it.In your schizo headcanon, sonicfag
>>152569999He said all of them are equally canon.Miyamoto himself confirms all of Mario is a stageplay QED.
>>152569999QUADS OF TRVTH. Mario won.
>>152570000Concession accepted
>>152570010>n-no u>appeal to authority>angryWhat's it like being low iq?
>>152570022>projection>"don't appeal to sources"tard
>>152570012Corollary: If Mario is just a stage play character, we must consider Mario's strength in the context of the play, as with any other fictional character, putting us back to square 1.
By the? way
>>152570012No, he said only 3 was a stage play. 2 was a dream. Everything else happened in real time.
>>152570010So why would only Super Mario Bros. 3 be a stage play? Why would Bowser agree to do such a thing?
>>152570025Nope, as the stageplay is clearly fictitious within the fictional world of Mario & friends.It's really no different than Muppet Babies.
>>152570012>all games are canon>says one game is just stageplay>this somehow means all of them are stageplaysFlunked logic in highschool, did you?
>>152570012>Miyamoto himself confirms all of Mario is a stageplay QED.So miyamoto says the games that aren't stageplays are canon. So this leaves us nowhere unless you want to make Mario above fiction itself and dreams.Or the other optionMario and other characters just did a play once and never again.
>>152570037He agrees to tennis, baseball, board games, basketball, soccer, golf, and kart racing.
>>152570036No he didn't, and we've proven all of Mario is a stageplay anyway.
>>152570041>Nope, as the stageplay is clearly fictitious within the fictional world of Mario & friends.Source? Sonicfaggot?>It's really no different than Muppet Babies.Source? Sonicfaggot?
I thought the SoniMario debaters had left...
>>152570052>No he didn't, and we've proven all of Mario is a stageplay anyway.No you didn't, schizo>>152570041Then they just did a play in universe for a single game. Miyamoto's words still track with this.
The Marionic BVLLS had their way with my wife...
>>152570044>lies (2nd point)>fails to show how this is illogicalLOL
>Sonic bros are THIS scared of Mario's featskek
SHITnic coping is so funny. All of this is because his consoles flopped and his games haven't been good since the 90s. Middle life crisis ass franchise.
>>152570061Marvel and DC bros...
>NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U -rioI'm noticing.
>>152570065>Mario's feats?
>>152570052Can you provide evidence? Because I swear, the stage play theory is just a Matpat slop theory.
>>152570065>mariofags this desperate to not be exposedkek a ROO
>>152570062https://kotaku.com/miyamoto-confirms-that-super-mario-bros-3-was-a-play-1729805751?hipra_discussion_redesign=off&utm_expid=66866090-52.r5txldOmRkqnbJxnyozIeA.1>Bowser fucked Miyamoto IRLOUTERVERSALser...
>>152570072>doesn't know what a no u is -newfag nic>being debunked is a no u apparently
>>152570087>>152570098Only 3 has been confirmed. The theory is that since this one looks like a play, it must be that all of them are plays. But Miyamoto only confirmed 3 is the only one that's a stageplay. He also confirmed that Bowser fucked him and he gave birth to Junior making Mario canonically boundless.
>>152569946because he's a pathetic WEAKLING
>>152570140I remember that thread when someone tried to prove he was as strong as the Hulk. His proof was a single panel of Reed lifting up Hulk while in a giant form.
Okay but post Mario destroying a car.
What did they mean by this?
OK, here's a list:>Yoshi Island stuff: Real Events>Donkey Kong Circus: happened in real time>Donkey Kong: Real events>Donkey Kong 2: Real Events>Cement Factory: Real events>Wrecking Crew: Real Events>Mario Hockey: Real Events>Mario Bombs Away: A possible war flashback>Mario Bros: Real Events>Mario the Juggler: Reliving his circus life>Dr. Mario: Somehow he got a>Super Mario Bros: Real Events>Mario 2: Dreams>Mario 3: Possibly a stage play>Mario World: Real Events>Mario RPG: Real Events>Mario 64: Real Events>Paper Mario: A story bookAnd those are the only ones that matter.
>>152570156Mariobros...Our bitches are undesirable...
>>152570156Newfag....you don't remember this legendary video...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk
>>152569750>he himself was wrong about his own powerKek, sometimes one has to wonder if retardation like this is intentional
>>152570150>H-HE CAN LIFT UP THE HULK!>SO HE'S AS STRONG AS THE HULKthe Hulk probably weighs like, a ton KEK
>>152570187The entire thread was embarrassing when some Reedfag tried (and failed) over and over to make Reed seem badass without the use of his gadgets.
>>152570199Kek, I remember a reedfag trying to say he beats Plastic Man
>>152570156PEDOnic...
Heroes, Icons, and the Imposter
>>152570187Post Hulk's answer to the ultimate nullifier.>>152570204Post Plastic man's answer to the ultimate nullifier.
Just ask Reed to turn into a bike and he'll flee immediately
>>152570215Post Sue's answer to getting GAPED by Namor.
>>152570215They both fuck Sue and she tells Reed to sit in his cuck corner like always.
>>152570162>>Paper Mario: A story bookA storybook about real events, or were real events themselves (proven in M&L games before jam and after jam, and paper mario characters being in mainline games themselves and mario party)
>>152570211Those are all above the age of consent in Mobius (12) though
>>152570167>Sonicfags find little girls as desirable bitchesGents...
>>152570215Punch cucky Reed in the face and he'll start crying like a bitch. Works on the regular one and the Maker.
>>152570212sonic loses to a sandwich
>>152570242LAWFULnic the LOOPHOLEhog
>>152570239Rather, this proves all of Mario is stories and stageplays.Enough of your embarrassing mental gymnastics lmao
Mario is so lucky
>>152570265Not really. But hey, it helps you cope.
>>152570265>Rather, this proves all of Mario is stories and stageplays.>Enough of your embarrassing mental gymnastics lmao>More sonicfag headcanon without sources then tries to shut people up before being contested againSo Mario is boundless.
>>152570167Shut up, furfag
>>152570285...ly weak.
FALSEFLAGnic the DECEITFULhog...
>>152570212
>>152570291True.
Pedonic, stop with your trickery.
>>152570291False.
>>152570289Sonic's harem...
FAGrio GAYrio...TROONic the HOMOhog...
Sonic literally abandons his time intensive mission if you don't move. Why is that? ITS BECAUSE IT'S A STAGE PLAY
>>152570289Eugh, don't post these rotting hags on here again
Sonic's all stage plays too. Sonic and the Secret Rings and Sonic and the Black Knight.
>MAPphobiaMario does NOT stand for that.
>>152570306>haremis filled with 3 foot girls that he'll never kiss (gay sonic the hedgehog never even kissed human women without being a corpse)
>>152570314HAL................
>>152570311>>152570317Sonicbros...our narrative...our sonic cope...
>>152570285...ly strong.
>>152570317>>152570311>MALDINGrio finally admits what can't be reasonably deniedALL of Mario is a stageplay kek.
Reminder that all of Sonic's "universal" feats and strongest forms come from books he canonically manually rewrites to directly self-insert in them, all of this so he can keep finding ways to avoid pussy.
>>152570332Trve
Sonic helped me come out autistic and trans. Mario helped me come out as a lesbian and ADHD. My HEROES are important!
>>152570338BOUNDLESSLY OUTERVERSALnic!!!
>>152570337>Seethenic can only cope when his false stageplay narrative is blown back at him by Mario chads
>>152570338So this is the power of homosexuality... I kneel...
>>152570338Weaknic the self inserter...
>>152570215Post Reed's answer when he's not using technology he didn't create LOL
>>152570348>projectionJust like your stageplay hero, huh.
>>152570359>parroting
>SHITnic and KWABrio's feats are play and book levelYeeeeeeep
>Cirno"900, 10 to... *Counts with her fingers* one, and rising. That's the odds.">Cirno runs at Jack Frost with a sword and gets instantly obliterated>Cirno"A chance to nullify the madness behind the monster">Cirno resurrects and dies again and again, resurrecting each time>Cirno"Two plus two is nine, a right angle is 99 degrees, his powers are unlike any yokai has seen before...">Cirno fires a massive ice pillar, only for Jack Frost to absorb it and throw it back at her, impaling her in the chest>Cirno"One hundred">Cirno dies>Cirno"Fifteen">Cirno resurrects>Cirno"Fifty!">Cirno dies>Cirno"Nine!">Cirno resurrects>Suddenly Cirno manages to move the battle to an area with enough energy... Summer energy...>Cirno"I JUST NEED ONE!">Ice sign: [Cool Sunflower]>After absorbing Cirno's summer infused Ice the summer essence is released inside Jack Frost creating a huge sunflower that bursts out of their chest>The icy landscape disappears alongside Jack Frost, leaving only a hot summer and a chilly sunflower>Cirno"Heh... I did it... *Looks at the sunflower* we did it...">K.O!
A 5 ft man would kick the shit out of a 3 ft rodent. Stage play or not, Mario is an athletic human who plays against NBA players
>>152570289Mario's harem.
>>152570366Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>152570371TRVKE
>>152570366Keep posting your gems, listgod.
>No basketball scaling
>>152570386Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>152570389Wile welcomes Mario to the basketball gods
>>152570389Post HEROES who can ball
>>152570366Incredible OC as always Victoria!
>>152570366"Two plus two is nine, a right angle is 99 degrees, his powers are unlike any yokai has seen before...">Cirno fires a massive ice pillar, only for Jack Frost to absorb it and throw it back at her, impaling her in the chest>Cirnothat's newHope it gets made cirnobro
>>152570426
>>152570366Jack Frost: Hee… ho… You really are… the strongest, ho…Cirno crosses her arms, smirking.Cirno: Obviously.Jack Frost’s body dissolves completely into glittering frost, carried away by the wind.The battlefield goes quiet.Cirno stands alone against the frozen sky.She tilts her head, then grins with absolute confidence.Cirno: Heh…Just who the hell did you think I was?THE END 完
BOOOOOOM
>>152570431>>152570432>>152570442Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>152570463Bat Libtard
>>152570474You're obsessed
>>152570440Yup yup, Shadow has always been better than Sonic.
>>152570514Post KEKdow moving as fast as LORDnic without his special shoes.
>>152570498...with removing disgusting tranny groomer filth from discourse, yes.
>>152570524
>>152570524Post KEKnic not dying like a bitch and kneeling to LORDow
>>152570531>groomerQrd?
What's the current consensus?
>>152570548>2v2>Tails not even bothering cos he knows Shadow ez dubs>Sonic crying cos he got his ankles broken>Knuckles bout to be posterized>Amy already on the court waiting for her man to celebrate the victoryAll of this is canon btw
>>152570573SCP should shitstompA lot of the scaling for DC characters is out of context and even the Darkest Knight died by being thrown into the sun
>>152570573Doomsday GIGArapes the sub-acid troonzard.Also, groomer pushed matchup.
>>152570548Sonic is White, he would never play pavement ape ball and is weeping at how black his sidekicks are.
>>152570573Rather have DC win than have SCPtrannies shitting up the thread like other xittertourists already did. Atleast DCfags belong here and would leave in a week tops since nobody cares about their medium anymore.
SHITnic will never surpass CHADow.
>>152570595>CHUDnic hates his fanbase
>>152570573>Standard 682Doomsday wins>682 going down the entire rabbit hole including 6820682 wins
>>152570573682 has never returned from existence erasure from a memory therefore Doomsday wins.>But if you look at what this pedophile wrote on the wiki th-Nope.
>>152570614682 did that without requiring a memory. He got poofed then just went "no" and was back
>samenic
>>152570573682 wins
>>152570573Post scatcumpiss not jobbing to vsbw
>>152570289Link's harem
https://youtu.be/iIKRnF43pbI?si=24QPArjYwLbbyup5PARROTrio...
>>152570654Which one's the size of an average human mother?
>>152570289Rosalina and her harem.
>>152570524Post SONIC running barefoot and not fucking exploding
>>152570665>barefootNice try, footfag.
>>152570665>Post Sonic's sexy bare feet for meMariojeet...
>>152570671Agh you got me good game I just love me some male hedgehog feet follow me on youtube my name is Guptill89
>>152567811>Still wont be enough to beat Extraversal bing bing wahoo Godrio
>>152570687It's sad that Kratosfags actually think he can do this.
>>152570289>3 sluts Sorry, I like ladies
>>152570687>4th wall levelKINGtos...
>>152568134>Say CHADnic>Shows ShadougeYou mean CHADOW
>>152570696He's so power top coded...
>>152570676
>>152570687This is what would happen if he didn't control his anger and used 4% of his power at any moment.
>>152567909>Post the next page troon>Sonic: Ahhhh! save me Barry and Clark senpai
>>152570710Where did his legs go?
>>152570721India can't afford it
>>152570707CANON!
>>152570696>shadow >straight
>>152570289I've seen an animation of futa Rosalina fucking futa Peach.While the other princess watched.
>>152570762Just because you're a reddit/tumblr mutt, doesn't mean your headcanon about Shadow is true
https://youtu.be/bMYXpG1mVzU?si=pBNXkKvJit_gCjzrYeah cell is probably gonna get raped.
>>152570696Secretly happy she calls you handsome
>>152570718>the next pageYou mean JOBseid trying to kill himself out of rage?
>>152570778We all knew thatits a pity win
Shadow rubbing Rouge's chest
Funny how Mario would just do this to Sonic
>>152570838Isn't he a midget compared to normal humans
>>152570849>>152570838
>>152570849Mario is taller than your average Filipino, and his jump can easily powderized even bones
>>152570883>>152570901
>>152570815Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152569801Don't know if you want to count this, but Archie Sonic takes a third option. It happens on Earth, but after it was bombed by aliens.Then there are three dominant races: Mobians, Overlanders, and HumansOverlanders are just anime colored humans with minus one finger.
>>152570906everyone in mario rpg is the same size>>152570914Shut up manlet
>>152570901...only after eating a Super Mushroom made from living people.
>>152570924Uhhhhh
>>152570933>In mario rpgmanlet furry faggot cannot read?
>>152570930...acted out in a stageplay.
>>152570936>>152570933>shut up manletHue hue hue
>>152570930Didn't Mat Pat get bully for being a sissy nerd with an actual uniform. Seriously, shut the fuck up with your game theory bs
>>152570966>ESL>low iqBROWNrio...
>>152570976No rebuttal, your are wrong
>>152570952>>152570936Also, Sonic is at least 2/3 as tall as a normal human, depending on which game you're playing.
>>152570993We don't declare the contents of our posts here, anon.
>>152570638>vsbwgo back pronoun tranny
>>152571002>Shorter than a teenage girl Hahhaah
>>152571028Mario is shorter than a grown ass man
>>152571038And Sonic's shorter than Mario.
>>152571002ZAMN imagine Elise femdomming him...
DogshitbrownZ...
>>152571002Literally shorter than a teenage girl
>>152571052Until he touches a goomba
>>152571065But according to you sonic fags, that's just a play, that's special effects making Mario shorter?
Do goyim really?
>>152571070I didn't say it was a play. Do you think all sonicfags think the same?
>>152569890This looks cute
>>152571077Yes. All Mariofags are the same guy too.
>>152570171>when the link is already purple before you click on it
Did you have enough fun with solar system busters, Metal?
>>152571105Why does Ultron's mouth look like that
>>152570687Tomar! Noooo!
>>152571077yeah its one samefagging autist
>>152571153It would be depressing if we had an uip count for the thread.
>>152571164they never will it would only reveal how dead this site is these days
They're here...!
Mario always wins. Period.
Who are our top 4 queens
>>152571303>sonic doesn't even have new socksKEK
>>152571289The BLACK DRAGON BVLLS!
...and Charishart...
Mariofags don't even exist. they're retards larping as tendies to own sonic furfags.
