I can't entirely remember the details of my dream last night, but I was living in a 2 story shitty fucking house with holes in the floor and stuff, and there were no bathrooms, I think in the dream I knew about this because the ATHF have no bathrooms and that's a joke in the series. But none of the ATHF showed up besides Carl. Anyways, I go downstairs and I have to shit REALLY badly. Carl is there. I ask if I can go shit in his pool and he says no. I'm looking around for someplace to shit but no place works. I find some shopping bags but Carl has a better idea. He says he's been growing mold as food in some old popcorn bags and that I should shit in one and it'll be like fertilizer. So theres this microwave popcorn bag torn open with some weird yellow goop already in it that I guess was a mix of butter and moldy gooey corn? And I lay down on my side and I start shitting in it.And then Carl starts looking at my hole as I shit and I'm flexible so I'm able to see the shit coming out of my hole and him looking at it and he keeps saying to turn away so he doesnt have to look at it while he's started lying on the floor but as i turn away he turns and leans closer to the hole and gets closer while still pleading with me to turn away. We both realize he cant stop looking at it and that he has some weird zombie-like sickness thats making him want to eat my shit. So he wrestles onto me and starts eating the shit as it slides into the bag. I try to wrestle him off but he just keeps fighting to eat my shit. I get a few good punches in on him but even after he briefly seems to faint he wakes up and keeps fighting. He's got a big blue bruise on his face and his upper half of his head is more masculine and rectangular now. I keep fighting and I think to myself "Am I meatwad? Is that why he likes my poop, cause i'm made of food?" And I end up waking up after that. It felt like it'd actually be an episode of ATHF
>>152572285Update on this: I clogged the toilet. The dream was a premonition.
>>152572285I read this in his voice
I had a dream once where i had sex with buttercup
>>152572285i've dreamt about her maybe just under a dozen times now? i lost track lol. anyway she's my wife and i love her a lot.
>>152573330Kys epstein
>>152573941Shut up, you fruity bitch
>>152573330moralfag alert
I once had a dream about a live-action Calvin & Hobbes movie
>>152574338one can only dream Watterson's daughter will give us this