Will Spider-Man ever stop being a hostage in his own story
Imagine messing with Miles' friends because they have a marker in their "junk" DNA that denotes them as from another universe they don't remember.
>>152574876this fucking dialogue
>>152574876why the fuck is he talking like the krillin cuck meme posts
>>152574876Literal cuck zoomie writing. This is how far Peter has fallen.
>>152574987Because that's literally been his whole character for nearly 20 years now, since even before Miles was an idea.
>>152574876>peter getting spider-wanked:)>peter getting spider-wanked upon):
>>152575068>most successful Marvel character getting just treatment:)>most successful Marvel character being cucked so Bendis' unsuccessful fetish raceswap can get wanked):
>>152574876Spider-Man doesn't work without selfless heroism that seeks no limelight, affirming the value of sacrificing your own enjoyment/relationships/body/etc for others.Instead you have a black kid who gets to enjoy being him minus any difficulty, and Peter’s totally happy with being second place in his own existence, forming some weird gay shit. When kids originallyyearned to be Spider-Man, they wanted to grow up into the best version of themselves, not a loser in a spider costume. You can have that by going to a Halloween store.
>>152575153>most successful Marvel characterThat's not Wolverine.
>>152575202Those kids were supposed to simply look up to and learn from Pete, NOT imagine themselves as him. Now look what self-inserters like Quesada and friends have done to him.
NOOOO MY SELF INSERT ISNT GETTING THE BEST WRITERS AIEEEEEEE DAMN YOU ALL I NEED MY SHIPPING AND HAREMS
>>152575249Shut up, cuck
>>152575249Fantastic impression of Miles fans
>>152575253>N-NO U! Never change, my spida.
>>152575275Nice coping
>>152575487Nice job proving his point.
>>152575253So which girl do you think is best suited to marry Miles?
>>152575537Glory Grant
>>152575249No one said that. Meanwhile Spincucks melt down when the OriginalGreen Goblin beat Spin like a rented mule, because he’s supposed to win against everyone through his “I-win” blast and the time he defeated Blackheart.
>>152575537Take your pick.
>>152574876You all keep buying the book!So the disgrace will continue!
>>152575554>bucks are this insecure when is this parasite dying?
>>152575208At no point has Wolverine made the box office that spider-man has. Hell it took Deadpool for him to finally make more than any of the raimi movies
>>152574876It makes it sound like he's talking about sharing his wife with her bull metaphorically.I can't hear it any other way.
>>152575554>Token straight of her friend group, probably like 5 years older than him>From around the same early 2010s teen hero push and dresses up like another hero. This relationship only exists on his side and Avengers/Champions since she had her own love interests in her stories.>They both are universal refugees! >They both are Hispanic!>The both are Black!This is a game with no winning moves.
>>152575068trvthnvke
>>152575633Shut up, you disingenous faggot
>>152575578>having numerous bitches, canonical or potential, is . . . LE INSECURITY!
>>152575643cry about it, zesty ass nigga
>>152574876Wait, so Miles knows that he's from another universe?...also what was the resolution to Peter finding out that there is Miles Morales already in his universe, at the end of original crossover?
>>152575653see >>152575275
>>152575643>years and years and years of creative teams swapping around love intereststhey really did set up Pete for failure in his futures relationshipsyou don't even see that shit with Tony Stark or Wolverine
>>152575643But where is his one true love that even MJ wanted to see them togheter, Carly Cooper?!
>>152575660616 Miles is best friends with the Kingpin, and a scarred criminal. He left 616 to join 1610 and meet his dead wife again. But then he became an interdimensional criminal and made 1610 Norman his bitch. He used the gear of the Ultimates and went by “Ultimatum”. Thats about it
>>152575639get more self-awareness OP
>>152575715Lol. Lmao even. Thx.
>>152575253>Pete has the most iconic superhero costume of all time>Drrr your is coolerThey can say it till their blue in the face it will never be true. Miles costume sucks
>>152575599>/co/ hates Lana now What happened
>>152576103She's too forgotten to be hated.
>>152575050>H-huh?! Miles-kun, you're going on a date with Mayday which will end with you giving her a mega venom blast deep in her spider-womb?!?>Walloping Web Snappers!
>>152574876Julie Schwartz was right about the amount of words that would be allowed per page
>>152576337Mayday was aborted in the 90s, the proper, period-appropriate Spider-child is Anime Parker.
>>152576490>Slottslop.Eh...no.
>>152576520She’s based on the OMD girl, who has no name. Mayday is a specific baby who died, not all possible daughters of Spider-Man
It's not looking good peterbros, some guy on League of Comic Book Geeks got Death Spiral #1 early and says the issue AGAIN hints at FlashxMJ becoming a thing... At this point, my only solace is Venom #258 looking like a data.
>>152577500What are the odds that he’s retarded and it’s actually hinting VenomxFlash ?
>>152577578It is. Everyone already saw the preview and it was just MJ talking to Flash about Peter slamming the door in her face
>>152577590>even if he and flash got back together he’d still be written like Sony venom God I hate ANV
>>152577641Sony Venom was just Lethal Protector Venom
>>152577653You mean back when the symbiote’s thoughts weren’t visible to the reader at all?
>>152575773it doesnt suck, in fact i think its cool, but it'll never be anything more than a derivation of Pete's. its like a silver tier alt skin in a video game, not allowed to stray too far from the original because of how timeless and iconic the original is.
>>152575208You're right, it's not. That's Spider-Man.
>>152578100>is a literal Black Spider-Man>has a black costumeSurely someone's made that joke in comic already. Would that be too much? Is the veil to thin to withstand such an obvious prod?
>>152578386He was called Black Spider-Man back during Bendis. Now they use Brooklynn as identifier.
>>152575660It's a weird meta thing 4th wall break thing to insinuate that he knows. But for him it comes across as Deja Vu, it's never implicit unless he's dealing with the Maker who can trigger memories within MilesIn 616 the story is still he replaced Peter during Secret Invasion after Pete was abducted by the Skrulls
>>152579020His series are weird and inconsistent about it but he specifically mentions his old universe to Peter in Spencer’s ASM run, and unless something changed I don’t think the Miles annual had him replace Peter during Secret Invasion, a kid he knew just died during it and that spurred him to become spider-man
>>152574876Will Peter ever grow out of being a manchild and a perennial source of misery and disappointment to everyone who tries to associate with him for longer than a coffee break?
>>152574876spider-man fans should just get into Kamen rider at this point
>>152579189He aged backwards. Of course not.
