How does this image make you feel?
It doesn't.
>Norwoody
Why is he balding now instead of the years of being played with by Andy?
>>152576022Because zooms are obsessed with balding
Humiliation ritual
>>152575951wasnt woody already like a 60yo toy in the first movie?
>>152576022He already was, he got a Turkish paint job in 2.
>>152576117Stfu
>>152575951nothing. i have flawless hair women and men would die for and it didn't stop me from becoming a wizard.
>>152576668Ha I’m bald and not a wizard way to fail stupid.
>>152575951OCD. I'm a toy collector and if something I owned had that much damage I'd go nuts.
Nothing.
>>152576824No one owns him anymore. He escaped and is live an outlaw life
>>152575951My inner repairman causes me to be compelled to look up options for matte plastic paints.
>>152576623that paint lasted 25 years
>>152576070Wouldn't it be funny (very funny) if zooms are the ones to actually invent a cure?
>>152577326That's pretty good considering Geri specifically said it wouldn't last if he was handled too much.
My Buzz Lightyear toy that i had as a kid ended up like this and pissed me so much.
>>152576022The paint is coming off the back of his head in that spot from continually putting on and removing the hat, DURRRRRRRRR retard.
>>152575951Toy Story 3-5 were mistakes
>>152577562That would still happen when Andy owned him you nigger.
>>152577635>Toy Story 4-5 were mistakesFixed
>>152575951Why is the plastic under the paint flesh colored? Shouldn't it be white?
>>152577873Flesh colored plastic is more efficient.
>>152576022Being played with on like playgrounds or carnivals and shit is rougher than being played with in some kids bedroom, also he got refurbished in 2 also his hat was kept on a lot more often back then
>>152575951my hero is balding
Is it weird that I'm more interested in Bonnie than the toys? I want her to be happy, kids crying makes me upset.
>>152575951Mildly amused. It's a funny toy version of a familiar balding joke
>>152576668Dude samepushing 35 and it's full, thick, and curly, hairline still exactly where it was when I was in highschool. one time I was at a wedding and a girl came up to me drunk as fuck asking if she could touch it.doesn't help that I'm a weird misanthropic shut-in who does not speak to other people if I can avoid it.
>>152575951JUST
>>152577435I mean he was likely in Andys chest by the time he hit his teens
>>152580599Woody is a xenomorph confirmed
>>152579034we know you're a pedo, anon
>>152575951Makes me miss my grandpa
>>152575951BALD BALD BAAALD
>>152575951NORWOODybros...
>>152577326He's a toy from the 60s. The paint lasted 40 years before it was repainted in 2.
>>152576623>>152577435man i got called out, cause i clearly forgot about this detail.still, why wouldn't the paint on other parts of his body not fade first?
>>152584383Only his hair, eyes, and eyebrows are painted on, the rest is all different colored plastic. Out of those his head sees the most friction from him putting his hat on and off.
