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>Go to hell, Steven.
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>>152576461
jesus wouldn't say that
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>>152576544
He would. jews are of satan
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>>152576461
>Jesus summons Aquamarine and Eyeball, both of who are now dressed up as Christian Crusaders
>They proceed to slice Steven into meat cubes and shatter his gem
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>>152576676
Jesus is Jewish.
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>>152576707
He got better.
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>>152576676
Only the ones who stuck to the old covenant
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>>152576461
LITTLE BOY YOU'RE GOIN' TO HELL
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>>152576544
Jesus wasn't above making jabs. He was great.

>>152576956
You said bad words, threw rocks at the birds, and now this is your hotel!
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>>152576544
Steven is an abomination, would probably count as a demon in a bible crossover.
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>>152576461
It saddens me how few of you have seen this.
https://youtu.be/Zu1WNNPvrkY
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>>152576707
jew revisionist lies
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PEE PEE SHAKE
PEE PEE SHAKE
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I've got bad news everyone... I'm Steven.
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>>152578575
Cope
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>>152578772
You do, faggot
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>>152578782
Someone made a thread about you
>>152578719
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>>152576544
Regular Jesus wouldn't, but mormon Jesus would.
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>>152578575
>JESUS WASN'T JEWISH HE WUZ SUPOOR ARYAN HUWITEMAN 1488 HIEL HITOLOOR
You people are genuinely batshit insane, you know that? Just the weirdest, craziest folks around.
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WATCH THIS
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>>152579080
You lost, faggot
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>>152576461
Amen.
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ENDLESS CELESTIAL SEX
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>>152578626
This is unacceptable. I'm very disappointed in you
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Fuck you, i am the original Steven, without me you'll be nothing!
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>>152580825
>>152580860
Nice of the black bvll to let Steven have a go after her white cooter's all run through and full of black semen.
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>>152576461
Steven is central to my understanding to Jesus Christ being All Man and All God at the same time based on Steven's diamond being Steven if removed from his body. It makes sense seeing as Steven is a Christ figure.
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>>152576544
But what WOULD he say about Steven being a hybrid? Or that he keeps fusing with human souls? God doesn't really like human hybrids.
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>>152580914
Cope and seethe all you want, bitch.
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>>152580970
This rather implies that you consider Gems to be angels.
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>>152581061
It's very possible lots of things people called angels were actually extraterrestrials. There is a stark difference between how people describe the actions of God's spiritual angels and then physical beings like the Nephilim. The gems are closer to the latter, so I don't think God would take too kindly to them. It's possible the Nephilim were called angels by ancient people but were just another life form travelling the stars and rebelling against God.
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>>152578772
>>152581031
Arrest yourself and go to bed all you want, whore.
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>>152576461
Wow that guy is an asshole
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>>152579022
He was too busy having endless celestial sex with his brother Lucifer.
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>>152576461
I just shit myself
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Wow, I didn't know Jesus hated Steven.
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>>152578575
Read the bible.
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>>152578626
HEY STEVEN CHECK THIS OUT
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>>152576461
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING



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