Pitch the Absolute version of your last cartoon/comic.
>Doom PatrolI have absolutely no idea how that would work. Sorry Batman.
>>152579759Doom Patrol is already kind of weird to start with so they'd be clean cut and wholesome
>>152579692>Transformers vs GI JoeNot sure what the fuck that would be but it could be interesting.
>>152579863Removing the very freak nature of Doom Patrol and having aggressively normal people seems like it could work really well. I can already imagine the beginning aspects. Thanks.
>>152579692>Ben 10They are already doing it.
>>152579692>tardis: God damn this war!uhhhhhhhhhh, i think its called Uber.
>>152579692Angel & the Ape except the Ape is a black man and Angel is an albino monkey girl and also they're Bonnie & Clyde but a good Bonnie & Clyde and kill cops because the cops are all bad and literal demons but the demons are actually under God's control and God is evil and hates Angel because of evolution.
>Absolute Goomy MuffinIT'S JUST PORNIT'S JUST POOOOOORRRRRRNNNNN>Absolute Loud HouseLincoln Loud wakes up in a post apocalyptic future with amnesia that has led to "The Loud House" a nano machine replica of his childhood home made by Lisa engulfing the planet. His sisters turned battle dominatrix warlords, Luan the most violent of them all, he must figure out how he caused this and save his family one last time.>Absolute Absolute BatmanBruce Wayne is a 7'7 600 pound regular joe orphan who fights crime using a bat shaped tank he picks up with both hands and slams into people.
>>152580226>Lincoln Loud wakes up in a post apocalyptic future with amnesia that has led to "The Loud House" a nano machine replica of his childhood home made by Lisa engulfing the planet. His sisters turned battle dominatrix warlords, Luan the most violent of them all, he must figure out how he caused this and save his family one last time.That's the ante-litteram "Absolute Peanuts" comic that actually exists.
>>152580237Link?
>>152580260Search Weapon Brown on Google.
>Absolute Corto MalteseShit, guess he fights a lot of sea monsters and shit. He's 7 feet tall now. Rasputin is an evil demon I guess.
>>152579692"Everyone is bigger, stupider and sadder"
>>152579692>Absolute MTV Downtown
>>152579692>Absolute Teen Titans Go!>TTG! Teen Titans minus goofy random humorJust the Murakami Teen Titans, but instead of faux-anime gags the comedy is about things that only the parents in the audience get and essential life lessons that other cartoons don't teach because those essential life lessons are really boring.
>>152580589Tbqh i always thought that the anime gags were the weakest part of og Teen Titans
>>152579692>Absolute Happy Tree Friends I don’t even know where to start
>>152579692>Absolute ElricI'm not sure how you could absolutify the original Deviantart edgelord OC
>>152580608The Absolute formula is "DC superhero minus some essential quality", e.g. Superman minus the Kents or Batman minus generational wealth (or Wonder Woman minus not being even more powerful than she already is).
>>152580606Its tree friends but they are all jacked up and go into DBZ style fights to the death
Not the last things I watched/read but I wish to do put my ideas out there too:>ABSOLUTE GRAVITY FALLSDipper and Mabel are adult paranormal private detectives managed by their eccentric Grunkle Stan and joined by their 7 foot Kingpin built enforcer Soos, Dipper is twice divorced from his ex wife Wendy who is now a lesbian, as the are hired by Pacifica Northwest to deal with a mysterious Epstein sex cult dedicated to worshipping a demonic entity known as Bill Cipher.>ABSOLUTE ELTINGVILLE In this one they're a club of nerds who fight one another, but they're super muscular gymcels now, and the fights are like Baki.I am almost really inclined to draw all 4 of them doing the Absolute Batman pose next to each other like an Absolute Weezer cover but I don't have the time tonight.Also maybe there is a tournament style way of settling debates in this world, but instead of a trivia battle, you just get into a ring and beat the other person senseless until one is KO to settle debates.>ABSOLUTE DASHRUSame thing as above but with women in 2014.Also each of them gets magical girl transformation power ups.
>>152580628I guess it'd be "Elric if he wasn't a fucked up drug elf," then? Just a guy with a mean ol' sword.
>>152579692>Absolute JLU Since the Justice League in the Absoluteverse is composed of villains, then I guess an Absolute JLU would just be The Secret Society of Supervillains with like a hundred villains working together. Kinda interesting, actually, if we follow JLU and how it had some cool team ups (the actual Legion of Doom in the show had some cool teamups too). Absolute Joker getting Absolute Zatanna to sic on Batman. Absolute Deathstroke being sent after Absolute Flash. Absolute Scarecrow and Absolute Despair-The-Zero working together to mentally rape a buncha people. Absolute Bane with Absolute Cheetah and Absolute Brainiac working together to....I dunno. Sounds fun though.
>>152580662>In this one they're a club of nerds who fight one another, but they're super muscular gymcels now, and the fights are like Baki.>I am almost really inclined to draw all 4 of them doing the Absolute Batman pose next to each other like an Absolute Weezer cover but I don't have the time tonight.>Also maybe there is a tournament style way of settling debates in this world, but instead of a trivia battle, you just get into a ring and beat the other person senseless until one is KO to settle debates.HOLY BASED
>>152580008Came here to post this
>>152581276samefag
>>152580226>Bruce Wayne is a 7'7 600 pound regular joe orphan who fights crime using a bat shaped tank he picks up with both hands and slams into people.>Absolute Absolute Bane's base physique is AB's final form just before he exploded, on Venom he is the literal size of a city
>>152581283how did you figure that out? im not that anon but id like to know how you just know that information.
>>152580608He actually has to use his guts & smarts, instead of drugs and the evil sword.
>>152581283Shut up, retard
Absolute Cringe
>>152581455who the fuck made a comic about your social life?
>>152579692>Absolute Ultimate Spider-ManIt loops back in on itself becomes regular Spider-Man.
>>152579692>Absolute Legion Of SuperheroesBasically the 2007 Legion run but more punky and rebellious and the United Planets are more sucky and corrupt.Aspects of Nu-Trek basically but with more grit and edge.
>>152580608Maybe it is Elric but without the royal connection.His family could be commoners so instead of becoming rivals Yrkoon and Elric could bond over watching each other's backs and grow to resent the system of things in Melnibone.Maybe they scheme to overthrow the system with the help of Arioch who eventually plays them against each other for his own amusement.
>>152579692>Absolute SonicUmm...uhh...
>>152583473No Freedom FightersNo SpeedAbsolute Gluttony
>>152579692I don't remember what cartoon I watched last. What would Absolute The Amazing Digital Circus be like?
>>152584202>the gang initially lack any memories of the outside world>they slowly start regaining them, as a result of their instincts telling them life shouldn't be this horrible>they need to keep that a secret from Caine, because he's an extremely insecure narcissist (like in vanilla TADC) who anything could set off>less wacky funtimes, less therapy sessions, more The Prisoner
>Absolute DaredevilHe is atheist and depise EVERY religion, his father is alive, and his mother, but he despise his mother. His sensitive powers are even more stronger, also he has long hair, and he is half proffesional boxxing player and half lawyer.
>>152584202Instead of humans trapped into a virtual world its virtual characters/programs trapped in the real world
>Plastic ManHe didn't meet the catholic priest after the accident but the Lazarus organization so he use his power for them
>>152579692>Absolute Ronnie
>>152579692>Absolute SmileShe doesn't just break her two front teeth, she shatters her whole fucking jaw. Also the earth quake is 10 times worse and the romance subplot is far more melodramatic.
Absolute HulkHe was radiated by gamma bomb, but his father is a loving father, bruce and him love each other, but his mom was quite a woman with a strong character and a bad past, when bruce became hulk , he uses his brute force to throw waves and gamma rays (non lethal, non radiactiva), also he loves scince and mindfullness for equal. The agrier absolute hulk its gets the more dangerous and stronger and bigger is.
>>152585039Absolute Hulk would be like him losing his past with his father etc or not getting super strength from being angry but instead super durability and smarts.
>>152585256I'd go with Bruce being retarded from being abused by his dad, Hulk develops superintelligence instead of strength and uses it to plot his revenge against everyone who ever hurt or wronged Bruce, while slowly planning to take control permanently because he thinks it's the best way to keep Bruce safe
