Does everyone here think Nickelodeon fucking sucks nowadays? So many people want 90s Nickelodeon back and are making petitions to bring the 90s Nickelodeon back and they're even making YouTube rants about Nick and how they want their old Nickelodeon back.
>>152586549Nickelodeon isn't meant to grow up with you, it changes every few years to suit the tastes of younger kids.
>>152586549I am back in 2005?
who keeps making these threads
>>152586562Media shapes kids' tastes in the first place. They don't develop independently.
who's that
>>152586581Yes, and kids' tastes are never in line with what some fat 30-year old liked when he was a kid. Shit changes, move on.
>>152586549Why was everything in the 90s so deliberately ugly?
>>152587442Minor antagonist from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.I can't remember the name
>>152587442>>152587501Such an odd choice. Why not just add one of the protagonists instead? Arnold isn't here either but Helga was part of the main cast.
>>152586581CN, Nick, and Disney already tried making shows running on the assumption that children are blank slates programmed by their era and culture. They all lost to Japanese cartoons from the 80s.
>>152587457>Quit resiing the enshittification of media and culture>Stop worrying that your nieces and nephews will have dogshit programs that only air one show for six hours a day>Quit having passion about the quality of your interests, just mindlessly consume like an adult.
in 1999 they wanted to watch episodes like>Courage and his owners stop at a lonely motel to end their vacation, but it is owned by a nefarious red cat named Katz, who harbors a penchant for feeding his guests to giant spiders.>Dag and Norb hire Big Rabbit to be their bodyguard after receiving a threatening message.But this generation wants to watch episodes like>Seth wants to bring snow home to put on his mum's shelf of prized objects given to her by her kids. When he repeatedly tries and fails to bring the snow back before it melts, he uses science to figure out a way to get it home intact.>Tiggy and Gweeseek use Chief's Five Rules of Finding handbook to discover their own method of finding and locating Boss' missing tie.
>>152587706You're welcome to continue consuming media meant for small children as an adult, as autistic as it might be, but you're an another level of autistic when you start complaining that said children's media "isn't good anymore". Like no shit, that's your brain telling you it's time to move and watching something meant for people your age.
>>152587457>Yes, and kids' tastes are never in line with what some fat 30-year old liked when he was a kidYet it's still made by people that same age or older. >>152587825If it's public it's free to criticize. Just because it's for kids doesn't mean it has to be bad quality. And are they even only including things strictly for kids?
>>152587825They don't want to watch it either though
>>152587970>no shit, cable is dying and they all bought Max and Paramount+ and they're watching new nicktoons and CN shows there
The meant for children argument is especially retarded when you remember kids seemingly always find ways to watch or engage in content that is specifically made for adults anyways. If they were content with just brain dead toddler slop this would never happen.
>>152588022It's also a tremendous "Fuck You" to creatives in general, which is why it's weird when it's used to shut down criticism
>>152587808>But this generation wants to watchKids aren't watching stuff like Fungies or Tig N Seek. No one is.People still bitch about TTG, but its probably the only current CN show that kids actually watch. I wonder how well it's doing on Netflix, i know my 6 year old nephew's already watched it
>>152588173People bitch about the show because both it and it's creators shit on what it's based on. It's like a joke that got dragged on for a decade even though it sucked from the start. It's a cancerous eyesore.
Even in an alternate universe where teen titans go was actually good having it hog up so much time on cartoon network would be obnoxious and excessive enough to still make people end up hating it. Even if you hear a good song too often it gets annoying. But hey at least they're still getting some badly devalued currency for it right? Untreated aggressive cancer is really the most accurate description of that dog shit.
>>152588264>because both it and it's creators shit on what it's based on.The same show that had several meta episodes dedicated to how much better the original show was? Enough to where people even complained about that?>>152588384The schedule debates were always retarded since the infamous spam happened after the majority of people dropped cable and moved on to streaming. I know there were people who briefly subscribed to see Steven Universe bomb premiers, but that's it.
>>152588486Yeah they call out old fans and haters for being jealous or childish and needing to move on when that's all they are themselves. You're milking an inferior kids shows from ages ago based on an even older kids show. They can't move on themselves. Episode 400 has them using Superman as a soijak to represent old fans who look bad while flexing the money they made by using stop motion. From the start it makes sense people didn't want to see a good show come back as kiddie family guy but they just did even more to double down on being unlikeable. Their whole existence has become being childish/annoying for money and they can't stop talking about their haters. I only just found out about the bragging episode even though it's addressed to people like me again because I like usually not remembering this exists. The schedule thing isn't retarded no matter how many people go on streaming because you still can and are supposed to air other things. Otherwise it's just the teen titans go network, and they weren't confident enough to change the name to that even though that's what they were acting like it was. I don't even know why you're bothering trying to defend this shit. Why do think anyone shouldn't just view this series and it's creators as annoying fake pretentious lingering hot ass garbage?
The Patrick Star Show is legitimately one of the best modern cartoons on air right now and I'm not even fucking kidding
>>152586549I'm an 89s kids. Remember MASK? Remember Ninja Turtles? Remember TWO GERMANYS? MAN KIDS TODAY DON'T UNDERSTAND WITH THEIR ONE GERMANY!
>>152586549Why does this feel like a post from 2009?
>>152586549
Teen Titans go, new adventure time, all the remakes. It's the ones making the fucking media now that can't move on. They can't be bothered to make something original or good so they parasitically attach to or wear the skin suit of something that was good forever ago so they can make money without much effort and larp as God. Then they use the soulless flesh puppets they groomed to make them money to gaslight people who remember better. >It wasn't that great in the past and you just need to heckin move on>but my precious corporate slop factories can cling to the past in the worst ways forevermore>Stop being such a manchild hater and help me suck this fat soulless suits cock it's just so big mmmm
>>152589078oh boy, a schizo post!
>>152589114Oh boy another sloppy henchmen, and is that another shitty remake too? This day just keeps getting better. Praise black rock.
>>152589166dude what the fuck are you even going on about
>>152589205It's pretty fucking obvious but you just dismiss it as schizo anyway. Let me dumb it down for you. Cheap ugly remakes bad, very bad. Is that better bitch? For fucks sake.
>>152588964Ren and Stimpy are so lucky.
>>152588964Why did they cut the part with grandpa here?
