>Has constant sex with socialites, royalty and supermodels>Nobody thinks it's strange his body is a mass of mutilated scar tissue with gunshots, stab wounds, burns and bites
>>152588301They probably just assume he's into really kinky stuff.
How much sex does he really have?
what the fuck is this gay shit?
>>152588301assassination attempts because he lives in fucking Gotham
>>152588301Extreme sports, kinky stuff, experiments gone wrong in the Wayne labs sense his sometimes a hands on guy and a few attacks from disgruntled employees should cover it.Or this is not much sexo
>>152588301can make up and costume hide all that, or at least enough of it?
>>152588329What way for hack writers to completely miss the point.
>>152588329It's the shit that's in Lazarus pits. Why does everyone assume Batman comics are somehow devoid of supernatural elements when he fought a vampire in one of his first stories. What did you expect the Nolan movies?
>>152588301Why doesn't Bruce Wayne go on podcasts
>>152588325Less than people assume, I think. I know it came up in Birds of Prey the other week. Selina's dating Bruce Wayne, not knowing he's Batman, and the other girls are confused as hell that he hasn't tried to fuck Selina.
You have to admit. They're pretty fuckin' sick.
>>152588922yeah no shit it's the fact giving Batman an outright healing factor is fucking dogshit
>>152588301>>152589064Policy in the 90s(and probably before then, unofficially ) was that Bruce was basically celibate and didn't actually have one night stands. Sex with Catwoman or Talia was implied, but they're not normie women. Honestly I don't know where the idea of Bruce having constant one night stands even comes from. Yeah he'd be at parties and galas with models, but he was always running out from them to do Batman stuff.
>>152588301he has extreme hobbies as a cover sometimes>how did u got these?>snowboarding lmao
>>152589278this is true from what I remember, he has a reputation for fucking but never actually does it with any of these socialite bimbos
>>152588301I know in one issue of Superman/Batman, Batman had purchased some kind of Kryptonian healing chamber from Superman, or Superman let him borrow it or something like that.
>>152588329>>152588848>>152589259The wiki is wrong, he was healed when exposed to the Dionesium, but he doesn’t have a constant healing factor. Alfred even says in the story that he’ll continue to accumulate new scars. The wiki is shit, someone says “there must be every book on earth here”, an obviously non-literal statement, but ESL wiki warriors put it on there as Batman owning and reading every book on earth.
>>152589403He's like a reverse Epstein, he pays women to say they fucked
>>152588301>Has constant sex with socialites, royalty and supermodelsIt's implied that he does not actually do this and just fakes it for the cameras. The models probably think he's gay and bearding or something.
>>152588301Yeah, it's silly.
>>152588301Batman doesn't fuck.
>>152588301>Has constant sex with socialites, royalty and supermodelsHe rarely has sex with random women. He'll occasionally take one for a lover for a short while but most are just paid to act like he's banging them.>Nobody thinks it's strange his body is a mass of mutilated scar tissue with gunshots, stab wounds, burns and bitesSometimes his body is covered in scars. Sometimes it's not. And that's before >>152588329 which reset his body to heal all his scars. For a time he and Joker had amnesia as well.
>>152591247He does, though. Read more.
>>152591972I've read every single batman issue known to man
He likes to do it IN THE DARK!
