>Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart
>Marty convinced Greg to change the lyrics from "Let Me Drive My Cock Into Your Ass" for the more PG version>Greg still hears the filthy lyrics no matter what>still imagines sinking his shaft into a groaning Rose Quartz's anus, gripping tight like wet velvet around a rhythmically squeezing fist>he dread that Steven will one day slide the unlabeled disk with the original recording into the player>he dreads that he will hear his mother on the track>whispering the lyrics
Please mister universe dont do that i have cholesterol
>>152596217This show's shitty artstyle makes me irrationally pissed off to this day. It should've been a wrap after Bee and Puppycat, but instead it evolved into the inconsistent SLOPFEST revolving around this whiny bitchboy pierrot in a modern day minstrel show
^didnt have a van through his heart
so when Greg gives Steven flowers at the end of the movie what is it implying considering he's literally his own mom and the two lived in a van together for years as father and son
Why's it seem like the only Steven Universe fans who tolerate Greg are the ones who self-insert and ship him with Pearl? I only see hate thrown towards him otherwise
>>152596217>Let Me Drive My Van Into YouuuuuUuUuUuuuu
>>152597562Because the rest are retarded women.
>>152597562>Why's it seem like the only Steven Universe fans who tolerate Greg are the ones who self-insert and ship him with Pearl? That's not true. I, for example, ship him with Blue Diamond.
>>152597562>implying entry level coomer fans get a say in anythingthat's it anon you're getting thrown over the fence
>>152597562I don't self insert as him i just think they're neat
>>152596217>Song is "Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart">Series doesn't have Greg ramping his van into the fused Diamond's gem in a kamikaze attack during the final battle to open them up for defeat by the heroesShit writing
>>152596217This show use to be so fun. Made me skeptical of every mystery based series.
>>152596217>CHUG JUG WITH YOU
>>152597913sorry too expensive to animate
>>152597913Violence? In Rebecca's Steven Universe?Not in a million years, bucko.
>>152597913>doesn't have Greg ramping his van into the fused Diamond's gem in a kamikaze attack during the final battleWhat? They didn't let him do that? That's lame as hell!
"SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX–"
>>152597562The only people who hate Greg are trannies and lesbians who see Greg as a obstacle between them and the gems
>>152598296extreme cocklust in the movie btw with both Spinel and Pearl lusting after human men
It was fucked how the writers were more obsessed with heaping sins on the protagonist's mother than the actual genocidal dictators who had devastated countless worlds and inflicted horrific tortures on their own people (like when they fused countless still-aware tortured shards of gems into a big bio-superweapon for absolutly no reason except spite)
>>152597562>I only see hate thrown towards him otherwiseI regularly see people call him the best character in the show, and I agree, and I find shipping fucking retarded.
>>152598049I think it's weird how the series tried to act like violence is never the answer as it went on when we're literally introduced to Pearl in episode 1 with her snapping a corrupted gem's neck. In fact season 1 had a lot of fucking violence, but season 1 had a ton of stuff the show completely dropped to the point it almost feels like a different show on rewatch.
>>152598391I agree they should've shown more gems than Lars's group being oppressed by the diamonds but you can't possibly believe Peridot did that all by herself in the short time she was on Earth. That would've been under Pink's oversight as colony manager and every other gem's sins are off screen because Rebecca is a hack who thought it would be okay because the antispiral in TTGL did the same thing oppressing an entire universe off screen
>>152598487But TTGL expressly shows the antispiral being killed for its actions. It literally gets punched through the gut by a giant drill and explodes.
>>152598510As I said, Rebecca is a hack who didn't actually understand the metaphor. A black skinned man literally invades their space and it's astonishing how she can look past his literal execution at the hands of Simon as some sort of metaphor for personal growth instead of remembering that Asians, specifically the Japanese, come from one of the most racist isolationist lineage possible. The writer was speaking to the Japanese about working together to fucking destroy anything that threatened their fair skinned women, and white women like Rebecca cannot possibly understand that metaphor because they arrogantly believe their peace will last forever. It explains why future completely fumbled its narrative by fixating on how Steven is the source of everyone's suffering and fucks off. Simon didn't leave at the end to plant flowers and heal the Earth because he was le actually big bad anti spiral and the source of everyone's problems, he left because the war was over after murdering the only thing stopping them from growing beyond who they were. White diamond wasn't even poofed a single time for her genocides, deceit, manipulation, domination, and overall wickedly evil behavior. Just an 'oopsie I'm blushing and embarrassed' and everything she did to gems across the universe is wiped off the slate and they still rule everything on homeworld
>>152598094I heard it in his gayass voice, fuck you
>>152598094>You may watch ONE tiktok today, Steven...>Last time Amethyst let you scroll for hours and videos started to become, unseemly...
>>152598443Pretty muchI disticntly remember everyone following steven universe under the impression that it would eventually graduate into a battle shonen. A cutesy and sugary one, but a battle shonen nonetheless. Which is why stronger than you was such a kino and beloved moment, because it married the cutesy nature of the show and character drama with a good fight.
>>152599240Yeah season 2 felt like a lull building up to even more of what season 1 had and then in season 3 it's like people started to realize the whole thesis of the show had changed. It's honestly super weird to rewatch now, the contrast between season 1 and the rest of the show is really stark. Even stuff like how they played with lighting an camera angles is weaker after that season.
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS EVERYONEI'M STEVEN
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>>152597562I haven't seen Greg get hate...
>>152597913CHICKS! Dig giant ROBOTS!
>>152598094Thanks for the laugh anon!
>>152598358>"Pearl, you know that's half Steven, right?"
>>152597562I dont do any of that and i like greg, never heard of anyone hate him actually, i thought it was agreed hes the most normal person in the show
>>152598391I somehow agree with this, the >rose quartz is a perfect superhero that we all love gery much to>rose quartz is a lying fucking bitchwhore that needs to DIE Felt super sudden
>>1525998891/2 um greg universe, 1/4 pink, 1/4 steven
>>152597562His next murdercock victim will be Blue Diamond
Who knew that Pearl could cross her legs so elegantly?
>>152600089me
>>152596217I feel bad for Greg in Future when he's singing Mr. Universe and Steven absolutely does not care.
>>152598391The villainization of Rose Quartz by fans just seems so odd, like the whole point of it was Pink Diamond was a shitty person and made bad choices, but she eventually improved over time and changed.She went through a character redemption arc but since we only learn of it afterwards people decide to hate on her for it.
>>152599957I'm pretty sure the writers got too engaged with fan discussions at the time like the ones >>152600397 was talking about. The way Future treated Rose/Pink Diamond is almost completely antithetical to how the show portrayed her entire character development and was really jarring. If you watch the show now without that context it must feel especially bizarre.
>>152600570Theres probably a tweet that called anyone that liked rose problematic that made them think that everyone in the fandom by them already saw rose as a villain.Atleast in my mind when i was watching "Rose was actually a diamond and only pretended to die so she could stay on earth" was never really that much a big of a deal than the show seemed to imply it was, like why did they act like she killed someone.
>>152600970Refresh my memory if im not wrong but if she didnt do that wouldnt earth just have been dead and sucked all of his resources thanks to the diamonds? And the only thing that this all achieved was a war that ultimately lead to earth surviving? Hard to think of her as much of a evil instigator here when her actions ultimately lead to good things.
Probably because Rose was already dead, so they could shit on her all they wanted without the awkwardness of ever actually having to resolve the conflict (like with the Diamonds who got to go on as just "kooky aunts" despite the horrific things they did)
>>152597611>art director ralph egg
>>152601005Yes and that's how the show originally portrayed her, she was someone that was originally more fucked up then gradually became better while still making some poor decisions. Rose only ever got one colony to try and manage and she rebelled and prevented it from being turned into a lifeless husk, she's a fuckup but she's objectively the least-evil of the Diamonds.
>>152601055I guess it makes sense in a "one of our family members used to be a SS member and we didnt know" if we are drawing the dictator parallels but i think the show didnt convey that well enough to warrant their reactions
>>152601223Yeah if they went that kind of route it'd be fine in theory, but the issue is it's like they found out one of their family members was Rommel and vilified him while letting Hitler, Himmler, and Goering get off scot-free by saying they were sorry.
>>152601270The issue with actually making killing the diamonds a goal is they would need to immediately address what would happen to homeworld now that they are gone, and that alone would extend the shows necessary runtime for like atleast another season.
>>152601303I don't think they necessarily needed to kill the Diamonds, but they needed to make them atone for what they did a LOT harder while also you know, not going out of their way to shit on the one Diamond that actually tried to change the system and rebelled against it on her own accord.
It was shitty writers that considered mommy issues more weighty and serious an issue than cosmic genocide by immortal tyrants.
>>152597562Hate? Never. I respect Greg "Murdercock" Universe quite a bit, and I wholeheartedly support his quest to dominate the Diamond Authority with his dick.
>>152597562>Why's it seem like the only Steven Universe fans who tolerate GregThe fuck are you on? almost everyone like Greg.
>>152597562This is one of those posts where anon tells a completely blatant falsehood just to get a lot of (You)s isn't it? Greg's probably the singular most beloved character in the show. I know people that don't even like SU that like Greg.
>>152601576They love eachother!
>>152597913Does anyone have the screenshot of an old greentext about sacrificing himself and they build a statute of him?
>>152597562Greg is a bum and neglectful father. Only a fucking moron would take his side
>>152601937You would also be a bum if you had 2 foot tall lesbians paying your bills and taking care of your kid
>>152601984more like 6 inch tall considering their bodies are made of light and the only thing that's actually "them" is that gem
>>152597562Everyone likes Greg. Even when the show attempts to rag on him it's usually sympathetic or contrived. Like "Greg faked remaining injured so he could spend more time with his beloved son" (broke leg in the first place helping him) or "Greg's bad for not trying to give Steven a normal life". Even in SUs lazy ass setting with 0 regard for suspension of disbelief (where humans don't care about sexy alien girls, alien-human hybrids, or the continued existence of planet Earth) Steven's powers and pedigree are demonstrably dangerous to himself and the people around him, normalcy would be impossible.
pearl singing and playing the bass was the best part SU future.
>>152602969you misspelled opal
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>>152604328Damn, that's based as hell
>>152601576
pearl gargling my balls
>>152604328That is nAstY, this nigga sucked his own PeNiS
>>152597562I can respect Greg to a point; when the chips are down, he shows up. That takes courage, but at the same time, I kind of resent him for the choice he made to keep his parents out of his Gem-hybrid child's life. His Gem-hybrid child that struggled with his humanity in a way Greg simply couldn't understand.I can't speak to the character of Mr. and Mrs. Demayo, but I have my own parents whose only job seems to be confounding me. But at the end of the day, if not for my sake, for my children's sake, they shall know their grandparents, warts and all. The only way I could see myself hating my parents the way Greg hates his is if they beat the shit out of him for no reason or molested him, anything short of that deserves grace.
>>152605823They donseem like the type to use a wooden paddle when he gets in trouble
>>152605894*do seem
>>152597562>I only see hate thrown towards him otherwiseI haven't seen any hate thrown at him since the second episode he appears at, i remember everyone calling him a deadbeat in the first episode but immediately won everyone over after that.
>>152597562Anyone every notice how 99% of the time when someone says they don't like a character their only point to dislike them is because of "self inserters" ? I notice.
>>152605894>>152605987They did seem traditional, which Greg clearly wasn't. But leaving at 18, bumming around Beach City and living like a child with your massive GF is....... Well shit, its tite as fuck. But I don't think his parents would've had much of a problem if he showed up with a baby that's clearly his. Steven's first inkling that he even HAD grandparents was Greg sneaking into their house like a kid pushing 50. That still bothers me, He waited until they were awayThe juxtaposition of Steven learning all the petty childish shit his mom used to get up to, including starting an insurgency, and Greg still sneaking in and out of his parents' house as a man was meant to accentuate the point that they were both in their 2nd childhood.... well, maybe Pink's 20th childhood.
>>152606437>But I don't think his parents would've had much of a problem if he showed up with a baby that's clearly his.He sent them letters. The fact they never opened them is on them, and if Greg explained in a letter that he had a baby, from his perspective the fact they never sought him out meant they officially did not care about him.
>>152601937A bunch of alien space warriors decided to take custody of his half-alien child who's also the reincarnation of his wife
Do you think Andy told Greg's parents about Steven or do you think they're just too bitter at this point?
>>152606534His father could've been waiting for him to come to him as a MAN, not hiding behind letters. especially since he can see that he lives relatively close by. Buddy is sending missives as if he's in Vietnam and he lives down the street.
>>152607079It's definitely a situation that doesn't exist in real life. Greg's parents were both overbearing but somehow don't care about him after he ran out? No.
greg deserved to die for intentionally hiding his family from steven and preventing him from having any chance at a normal life
>>152598049Sugar should have spent more time adding violence and less time losing control of her staff to the point they made multiple pointless filler episodes solely to pursue their own personal shippng.
>>152602920>Even in SUs lazy ass setting with 0 regard for suspension of disbelief (where humans don't care about sexy alien girls, alien-human hybrids, or the continued existence of planet Earth)Its the fucking worst, humans might as well be toddlers with how little drive they have to interact or deal with the bizarre aliens version of Earth they live in.The only one who wants to fight is the random little girl who trains to use a sword of all things against the superhuman aliens, and she isn't really a serious combatant herself anyway.
>>152607909Steven deserved to die for being such a shit protagonist of a shit show.
>>152605823you get it so well my opinion is basically 1:1 with yours
>>152596217goated song btw
>>152596217stupid gay cringe cartoon
>>152597562Greg has given us some of this franchise's greatest moments, whatchu talmbout
>>152609719Did Pearl just orgasm?
>>152607973>losing control of her staff to the point they made multiple pointless filler episodes solely to pursue their own personal shippingThat was absolute karma for Sugar doing the same thing to Adventure Time.
>>152608005it would have been a better ending than him turning into a giant penis and running away
>>152609835Yes
>>152610437Hhhot.
>>152605823They made him sport a BUZZCUT, anon. That's just unforgiveable
>>152611184This one scene was more tragic than any of Steven's melodrama throughout Future
>>152604328Impressive
>>152609561SU is only 1 of those things.
>>152596217The worst Crybaby on animated history.
