“River of Life” is next upWhat the fuck is this thing? It isn’t in that volcanic area.
>>152596239THAT is my WIFE
>>152596255Anon find a nice dinosaur or something.
Ancient Darlington is kino. It's not an exact match but neither was the convict with Spear, it's similar enough that I think the resemblance is definitely intentional.
>>152596533It’s cool how he’s making the new villain resemble the protag of the most hated episode of the series. Genndy really knows his audience.
>>152596533>Ancient Darlington is kinoDesign-wise, they reminded me of Morlocks.
>>152596551Forgot pic related
>>152596239>“River of Life”>turns out it is a symbolic name and not an actual way to fix Zombie SpearThat would be a bummer
Ok guys, I think I made a breakthrough. You remember how spear keeps trying to draw and failing with the show making it a point to show it? That’s how he’s going to reconnect with Fang and communicate with her. That’s what those scenes are building up towards.
>>152596551I was thinking they look like Nuada from Hellboy.
>>152596649Who in turn, reminds me of the UberMorlock from the 2002 remake
NEED MEGA
>>152596538Primal Theory was great though.
MEGA when?
Fang didn't see how the sauropod got infected, nor how the shaman reanimated Spear.
>>152596926>>152597366Another hour probably. I'll post the season 3 mega with new episode once torrent is up.
>>152596573It doesn't say if it's a water river.
>Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal S03E07 - Heart of the Undead 1080p HULU WEB-DLhttps://mega.nz/file/ffAUGarI#0H2eFf_hQLlLUeqzO36XRdCmBgIrOaO6g_Z9tCaGvHQ
>>152594596I think you don't realize what Fang's story was this episode.Fang's distrust of Spear finally led to betrayal when she called the village in on him in the rain. Then as she sees Mira tracking Spear, we start to see visible regret from Fang. It's payed off the setup for betrayal, and is now setting up the payoff for redemption.
>>152597889To play Devil's advocate, Fang didn't see how the sauropod got like that, nor how the shaman reanimated Spear. For all she knows Spear is a tyke bomb about to go on a rampage.
>>152597686cheers
Anon beat me with mega and you don't need to download his since it's mp4, but here's all season 3.https://mega.nz/folder/ptBXTQrK#jmnlFNPQeCF5VJ4T0UpuYQ
>blood dripping under fangs tail like a dog in heatGenndy...
>>152597686god we're at ep7 already? i only saw the first
>>152596239looks like a were-jaguar to me
Has /co/ always been this fucking stupid?I've been on 4chan for 18 years, but rarely ever visited /co/. I remember an Aliens: Stronghold story time years ago, which was fun, but that's about it outside of these threads. But both the season 2 and season 3 threads for Primal have had genuinely fucking stupid people who don't understand any of the basics of storytelling. You need to painstakingly explain to them what "stakes" and "plot" and "filler" mean as if they're ESL children, and sometimes they'll pull a "pee is stored in the balls" out their hat and bring up some inconsequential nonsense as if it's relevant.
Radical.
>>152598102>how do i drive engagement in my thread>a pointlessly hostile post aimed at no one will do the trick
>>152598120It's not my thread and I'm not trying to drive engagement. The people calling this episode "filler" rightfully set me off.
>>152597944guess i know what im doing today
The little shot of the Dino kids ignorant of the ongoing reaction of the villagers and just smiling like "Welcome home Uncy Spear!" was cute
You'd think all the other villagers Zpear saved would have had his back a bit...or at the very least been like "guys this mother fucker beat those monster boards to death with his bare hands, stop pissing him off!"
>>152598197boars*
>>152598173I always feel for the little dinos when they're watching spear and fang, they just want mum and dad to get along.
More Steven Universe since I know how much you love him.
>The whole water vision bitHeartbreaking yet also weirdly comical
>>152598222just like Fang was trying to keep Red and Spear from killing each other
>I've had it with this motherfuckin' dino and her motherfuckin' attitude
>>152598215andrewsarchus*
>>152598307entelodons. which aren't even swines
Not easy getting a nice season 3 loop, lots of frames with very slight movement.
>>152596538I don't know anyone who hated the episode genuinely just thought it was out of place.
>>152598257why did the Arab fuck a sheboon to produce such a monstrous grandchild
>>152598130the joke is that this show has been zombified after s1
>>152598257https://youtu.be/n3Sx9-1oCX0?si=JkgfR9H07_GNtzv9
Who do I need to pay to get two babby dinos like this.
>look who's come to ruin the vibe
>>152598602love his little derp face. Zombie Spear is a goofy and tragic fella
At what level of technological and cultural development would you consider Mira's people? They're still stone-age, but they have woven fabrics and mud-brick homes. I want to say somewhere between upper paleolithic and lower chalcolithic, but I'm interested in hearing what other people think.
>>152598773Ratings are down. Make a Plague of Madness reference.
So how do you think he is getting revived?
>>152596239Good
>>152598790Neolithic.>>152598835I mean, it makes thematic sense: Zpear is at his lowest, then has a vision of how an equally tragic zombie met its end, only in his case it could easily be suicide, like what he attempted to do after the horned rexes killed his first family.
>>152598845Blood magic after killing that panther thing maybe. That or he doesn't and becomes a Chosen Undead
>>152598583>>152598602Season 3 shows it more than seasons 1 and 2, but Spear really is a goofball when he's not in survival or murder mode.
>>152598845I'm guessing it will be a typically gendy flop ending that will piss people off and Spear isn't revived and his interview saying that Spear and Fang could go on more adventures will just be a lie
>>152598862Yeah, a moment's research makes it obviously neolithic. That's what I get for trying to sound smart on the Internet. Thanks, anon.
>>152598896I'm not really sure either, they can make jewelry and use metal spears, but everything else can feasibly be made in the neolithic.>>152598886I think the shot of Spear riding the pterosaur is in fact the end of the season to lead to a fourth, the reviews said the end is good after all.
>Alas poor Spear>Forced to wander the sepulchered lands of Africa>A doomed husk of a hominid >Do not cry for him
>>152599063>DEW NAUT CRIE!!!!!!
>>152598102It has been since about 2020 onwards. Season 1 threads weren’t like this.
>>152599088Boing, uh? Español?
>>152598102>as if they're ESL childrenanon, i have some unfortunate news about modern 4chan demographics
>What do you mean this isn’t filler? There was no blood kill murder violence! Spear finally becoming aware? That means nothing!>What do you mean it’s filler? We saw gentlemen turn PRIMAL, they even said the word!Guys I think I hate cartoon fans.
>>152599327It's pretty bad out there huh
I'm old enough to remember when the Internet was for smart people.How tragically far we've fallen, and it's not even the admittance of "the masses" to the World Wide Web, it's the insistent perversion of its purpose.We had an endless and ever-expanding Library of Alexandria at our fingertips, full to bursting with the gamut of human knowledge, and we couldn't wait to fuck it up. We tripped over ourselves in our mad dash to fuck it up. We were PROUD of our ability to fuck it up!
>>152599394>>152599327I’m beginning to realize why people somehow believe that Brit episode was 100% needed. It’s because they legitimately didn’t understand the theme of the series until it was explicitly told to them directly by a character in the simplest terms possible. I said in the last thread that I hate the whole Rick and Morty fan esque bullshit of IQ used in media taste, but holy fuck if you think this most recent episode was filler you are legitimately fucking stupid. If it took you some British chaps looking at the camera and explaining the themes of the series to finally understand it, you are fucking stupid. There’s a point where it stops just being a different opinion and turns into a lack of understanding of basic things.
>>152599514Was it so complicate for them to get that Primal's all about men going savage out of rage?
>>152599514If it's any consolation reddit likes and seems to understand the episode just fine, so I imagine the average Primal viewer does too. Hell I think anyone for who this was their first episode (and they actually WATCHED IT) would understand it.
>>152599529A significant portion of the audience of anything will fail to grasp obvious things unless it’s said by a character talking directly to the audience. It’s why streaming executives want characters to summarize the plot through dialogue several times.
>>152599566Then why the fuck do they watch a series where even people scream and roar like animals most of the time rather than actually speak?
Man I feel even worse for Spear. I thought he was heading to the volcano to kill himself because of that sauropod flashback.
In the beginning I wanted spear to find fangNow I want fang to find spearPottery.
>>152599581I think there might be a portion of the viewerbase who just prefer to think of Primal as a sequence of and judges its quality "aura farm" moments and nothing else.
>>152599680Anon, that’s most if not all modern fandoms.
>>152599695Yeah it's a problem everywhere lol including Primal turns out
We know that most people watch television as background noise these days; given that Primal doesn't have dialogue, is it possible that these complaints are from people who only tune in when there are sounds of fighting, and ignore everything else?
>>152599731I've long suspected that that's why stuff like Family Guy and Simpsons go out of their way to explain their jokes, because their audience genuinely isn't paying attention.
I've started watching a bit late, on ep 1. It's amazing how Spear's innate goodness is able to guide him even when he's literally braindead
>>152599731>>152599739This hasn't been a secret in a while: https://variety.com/2026/film/news/matt-damon-netflix-movies-restate-plot-viewers-on-phones-1236633939/We've redeveloped the attention-span of toddlers.
>>152599739>>152599731I wasn’t kidding about the executive thing. This is probably where the morons who think Fang isn’t capable of emotions come from as well.
>>152599327"fans" today are just prissy, wishy washy autists that ree whenever their personal individual headcanon isn't magically understood and respected by the creators.Genndy's stupid dog movie is ok. it didn't need that much autistic hate thrown at it because "IT'S NOT SAMOORAI JACK OR PRIMAL WEEEEH" We're grown adults.
>>152599779Not the toddlers I look after, they only watch Bluey and don't move until the episode's over.
>>152599779>>152599796That's just plain depressing.
>>152599796I understand why yellow paint is a thing in modern vidya. Because some mother fuckers are really really fucking stupid, and execs like Netflix want to make sure they stay after paying admission and not refund because their hand wasn't held.You cannot help stupid.
>>152599766How much suffering can one man withstand? Watching Spear endure all of his insecurities piling up on him is painful.
>>152599853the sony email leaks prove execs are a devolved sub-species of humanity subsisting on the seething rage of sentient beings around them hiding how fed up with their sheer retardation they are
>>152598257I like him. do people actually dislike him just because he (in their minds) looks like Steven universe?
>>152599845Toddlers know that Bluey is kono.
>>152599886No I think they just want money.
>>152599880He's paleolithic Guts, a struggler meant to suffer for our entertainment, if not amusement or enjoyement.>>152599886I'm a jew, and thus a normal man who just happens to worship Yahweh and who's just as angry about this shit. If you make any antisemitic comment about the happy merchant, I'll give you the Hulk Spear treatment.
>>152599960>Claims to be Jewish.>Says the name of G-D.Doubt.
>>152599981To each his own, I'm muslim myself and eat pork and drink booze every day in spite of living in Morocco.He's absolutely right, Spear is basically Guts now. Which means he hasn't gotten the Berserker armor yet. Wonder what would happen if the two switched places.
What are the chances of a revived Spear feeling bitter/resentful towards how he was treated as a zombie? Even if he understands why they reacted that way. Would he ditch that particular village if offered to return?
>>152600046I don't see him returning to the village. It holds too many bad memories now.
>>152600046Possibly. Speaking of which, where are the villagers from the cave? We only saw Jabu coming back with them. Don't tell me they forgot them.
>>152600046>>152600074>>152600079i think mira, the fanglets, and fang will leave with spear. unsure how fang and spear's friendship will be though
>>152600079They might still be making their way back to the village- the didn't have T-Rex taxi service.Might also be from other nearby villages.
Has anything in this season so far altered your opinion of Fang as a Ms. /co/ winner?
>>152600079Presumably they found their way back to the village on their own after Fang left with Mira's body and Jabu. This also left no conscious human adult around to defend Spear when he arrived at the village since Jabu apparently is too young to be believed.
>>152600106She a bitch now.
Mira accepting Zombo Spear so easily makes Fang look unreasonable in comparison
>>152600167Only if you're using a shallow comparison. Mira knows things that Fang doesn't: like the fact that non dangerous zombies exist and her going the extra mile to save the man who first saved her. Likewise Fang has experienced things Mira hasn't like the plague of madness and the fact that Spear's smell is offensive to most animals. Only in this ep has Fang realized Spear has never crashed out like Fang expects a diseased abomination would and is now rethinking things.
>>152600046One of his biggest issues even in prior seasons was the sense of isolation he felt from others. Even in his paintings he had Fang and the others distanced from himself.He might decide to just hang out on the fringes in the wilderness keeping an eye out for threats and occasionally stop by the village from time to time rather than stay there.
>>152596239Oh, cool. So Ebony Odogaran are a thing outside of Monster Hunter, it seems.
>>152600106Very disappointed with her.>>152600273I don't think the Fanglets will leave Spear alone unless Fang makes them stop which I doubt she'll do anymore
>>152600046
How far would Spear and Fang get in Skyrim?
>>152598773his memories became more detailed after he regained full consiousness
>>152600546Yeah, that's what I picked up on, and would possibly explain why he didn't attack the villagers. How much of an exact sense of self he had before the waterfall could be debated, but it's clear he can now recall past events as detailed memories (though probably with some prompting) and not just as a distorted blur.
>Fang doesn’t feel emotion guise>she doesn’t have thoughts guise>they don’t actually like each other guise>Spear isn’t making progress towards humanity guiseWe really always have had anons who say the stupidest shit at all times.
>>152600687>Fang pussy is not built for Spear cock guise
>>152600687>the Vikings are the heroes guise>you're supposed to not root for spear and fang guiseFeel free to add more because this shit happens a lot
The application I use to watch (pirate) Primal had episode 7 as the last one. I am sorry Gennady for cursing you as far up your 7th generation and I will trust the plan.
>>152596239There is not enough time left for spear to fight this drow guy and then finish the hat with mira + fang
>>152600391Mog most non magic stuff and then likely get fucked by magic stuff. I could see em maybe taking out a fodder dragon but not the big boys
>>152596239Is the "River of Life" actually Mira's breast milk?
>>152600391I say pretty far, once you learn about their breath attacks, most Dragons are a bitch in a fight.Remember, a single shield bash shuts a dragon up.
Red had to die but Steven Universe kid gets to live? The world is truly unjust
>>152600957There's 3 episodes left. It could be as easy as Spear fights morlock in volcano arena, morlock god appears, Spear flies to new location and fights morlock god in morlock god arena. Spear beats god and earns his life back.
>>152600391Pretty far, but depending on when they go they'd really wouldn't like nords. Conversely, they might be on good terms with giants since their relationship with mammoths is quite similar.
>>152600391I'd say pretty comfortably, Skyrim isn't nearly as deadly as where they came from nor does it have as much megafauna aside from mammoths (which they've seen and fought before) and giants (which if a small group of human adventurers like the companions can deal with, they'd be nothing to Spear and Fang). I only really see them running into issues with how superfluous magic and the supernatural are. Like, they had no answer for the witches. They'd probably settle near one of the orc strongholds since they'd be the closest to reaching a mutual understanding with someone of his kind. He could probably get a dope orichalcum spear if he traded with them.>>152601210Both Spear and Fang have a VERY bad track record with fire. I think they'd manage it but it wouldn't be easy fighting a T-rex that can fly and spit fire, ice and lightning.
>>152601247I’m more peeved that the kids of the second most important character still don’t have names.
>>152601176It’s fang’s vent juices
You now remember that the Wikipedia article for Primal listed The Primal Theory characters as main cast members for years and it was only recently changed to remove them.
>>152601409Kid 1 and Kid 2.
>>152601385Mammoth tore them a new one that time though; Nirn's have FOUR tusks.
>>152601434>wikipedia pushing an agendaMany such cases. Last I checked they’re still claiming Godzilla minus one got “mixed reviews” in Japan, and pointed to like 2 reviews out of hundreds.
>>152601467True but iirc in Skyrim they don't travel in herds, at least not as large as in Primal. Plus they can just avoid attacking them and go for easier game.
>>152601467Wasn’t that due to sheer numbers? Fang killed a few of them
>>152601540Bears aren't easy, even for Spear, and trolls would be worse. Plus, knowing how Nirnians are, it'll be the same situation with the vikings in that most of their enemies will refuse to back down from a fight.
Mammals jobbing to dinosaurs makes my day>babies can easily take out the boars>Fang also wipes them effortlessly>Fang solos Giant titty mommy boar
>>152601549The vikings rode giant bears iirc, regular bears wouldn't be anything new.>trollsNo argument there, the healing factor especially would throw them. >Plus, knowing how Nirnians are, it'll be the same situation with the vikingsTrue but that also didn't save the vikings. I think they have more to fear from wizards which are much more plentiful than in Primal, destruction magic alone could do nasty shit to them.
>>152601635Orcs can spontaneously make themseves stronger and tougher, and nords scream.
>>152601623If the """leaks""" are true then the panther thing kills Fang but she's resurrected by the "river of life"
>>152601699>leaksThat was literally just an anon posting hypotheticals, besides, we’ve already diverged from that description heavily.
>>152601647Those are player-specific powers though. Regular nirnians don't have those abilities, at least not to such a crazy extent. Sure, all Argonians can breathe water but how many NPCs do you fight that suddenly start regaining health at mach speeds? Hell orc abilities are just berserker rage, which have you seen an episode with Spear in it? He's got it too lel
>>152601142>Nirn>>152601385>>152601310The real question is, which side would they take in the Civil War if they could understad it (assuming they don't stay out of it).
>>152601748>stormcloak, imperial, me just wanna unga
>>152601748I forgot this was about Skyrim and thought you meant the US civil war for a second there. Considering their stance on slavery it should be obvious who they’d fight for.
>>152601748Implying that Spear and Fang wouldn't head west and have a dances-with-wolves-like experience
Which Daedric Princes are most likely to take an interest in Spear and Fang?
>>152601855Hircine because they're supreme hunters, Malacath because they suffer yet persevere like champs.
Now here’s the real tough question. What would human fang’s body build be?
>>152601941
>>152598257I smile whenever this kid's onscreen because I know he's making people seethe.
>>152598602This moment in particular gave me such whiplash.It's sad, unnerving and funny all at once.
>>152602037She’s far too thin. Fang is a beefcake at the least. Unless she’s hiding a huge dumpy down there.
>people unironically think spear and fang won’t make up in the endI know Genndy is bad at endings but come the fuck on. How blind does one have to be to not see the set up?
>>152601434>>152601511You guys realize you can edit articles if you have a problem with them, right?
>>152602098
>>152602128Much betterHow big is butt
>>152598345True. The mama had some nice teats, though...
When are we getting a drawing of mom pig skeleton next to fang who ate all of her and is stuffed beyond belief.
>>152598845River of Life episode. It's right there in the title.
>>152600124That just increases her waifu potential. Some of the biggest bitches in animation are waifus.
God forbid a woman has any motivation or personality beyond devotion to a man. A man which she probably doesn’t even recognize as hers right now.
>>152601623Aye reptilian and dinosaur supremacy puts me in a good mood, always reminds me how I wanted Gorosaurus to beat King Kong.
>>152598257why did he need to explain what happened through charades when they both speak the same language?
>>152602380He was doing a bit.>>152602365Godzilla vs Kong subverting the underdog monke win was great,
spend entire season getting mira back to village so she can immediately walk right back out like the werner herzog penguin zzzzz
>>152602386Plus the sequel having apes be the antagonists even if several were innocent and enslaved alongside Shimo being unambiguously fully sympathetic and portrayed as expressive was nice. Hell they took advantage of the fact apes can be more emotive to make Skar King and his followers more villainous and scummy in an entertaining way, actually reminded me of Rage of the Ape-men funny enough.
>mira is le perfect and reasonable for liking the walking corpse without any hesitation>Fang is le mean for not liking a shambling corpse resembling her friendWhat causes cartoon fandoms to be this dumb?
>>152602380its a fun bit of animation for the animation show
>>152602380Be patient he has autism
>>152601724>Those are player-specific powers thoughNot that Anon, but Shouts are obviously not player specific, the player just happens to be one of the people for whom it comes very easily.As for racial bonuses: In Skyrim I think you're right, but Skyrim NPCs being retarded isn't a canon element of the story. In Oblivion and previous games, NPCs would absolutely use their racial bonus powers. They won't do it all the time, just as mages don't case every spell they have available, but they can use their powers and even potions/etc in their inventory.
Terror under the blood moon is the best episode of Primal. Plague of madness is a close second. Everything after Mira shows up just ain't as good as early/mid season 1
Why does Spear have to suffer so much? He lost a chunk of his brain in ep 2, that can’t have been good
>>152602753>>152602753>Not that Anon, but Shouts are obviously not player specific, the player just happens to be one of the people for whom it comes very easily.I know, but I figured he was talking racial powers. Nords have a battlecry. Shouts-wise there's only like... five other people that know any? It's very rare. >In Oblivion and previous games, NPCs would absolutely use their racial bonus powers. They won't do it all the time, just as mages don't case every spell they have available, but they can use their powers and even potions/etc in their inventory.Touche, been years since I touched those.
>reddit of all places is having more nuanced discussion than /co/Has it ever been more over?
how would the Beast Wars characters fair on Primal's Earth?
>>152599796>You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
How much does fang’s butt weigh? Asking for scientific research purposes.
>>152602918Funny thing about all the anons saying this is that reporting on what reddit is doing is outing yourself as browsing reddit.
>>152602950Pretty well I assume, they do have weapons & shit. That and they can blend in with the wildlife with their beast forms.
>>152603021The vast majority of anons use Reddit, it’s an open secret at this point. 4chan used to have better discussion, it’s not that Reddit got better, it’s that 4chan got worse enough to be under them.
>>152603021>r*dditAt this point I'm just glad anon isn't referencing random twitter posts. I'm tired, boss.
>>152598505If this world were just, the ultra rich of the human race would be enlightened men trying to bring us dino friends instead of crusty jews and ketamine addicted retards
>>152603550Give me a trillion dollars and I will make fang real
>>152603550the elite have had cloning since the 80s anon, they definately have their own private miniature jurassic parks at this point. they've definitely already recreated dinos in some capacity, they're just gatekeeping it from (You)
Mira is best girl now. As I have always said, glad people are realizing this finally!
>>152603647>anon spends about $250 of it buying a fang plushie and putting a fleshlight in it and keeps the rest
>>1526036982 trillion and I’ll make spear real too
>>152603753>anon spends $0 attaching a sharp rock to a stick and keeps the rest
>>152602128i'm a bigger fan of this interpretation >>152602037
>>152603681Inscalleah we must liberate our saurian brothers
>>152604128That’s what season four will be about. Spear and fang rescuing dinosaurs from Epstein island
Spear seems like he's in need of a hug, but damn do I not want to hug a rotting cadaver.
So unless this search somehow lasts more than a decade, all the characters from the epilogue are fine.
Fang would have won again if they fought
>>152598536>You left a homie to hang. That's bitch behavior!
Sat down and watched the episode for myself. Yeah no, it wasn't filler at all like some were saying. Some anons are just garbage at interpreting well directed episodes.
baby come backyou can blame it all on me
>>152596239I'm guessing Mira's party will come across Jaguar man?
I was expecting zpear to contemplate suicide by lava at the end, only to remember his original family somehow and with it his reason for living. I did not expect the dude from adventure time to make an appearance
Would be so crazy Genndy to end Primal with the final scene circling back to the very first scene of the show with Spears daughter fishing in the river but being successful at it and returns the fish to the whole family.
