Helluva Boss thread...
>>152612239wtf, that sounds like a cool ship, someone please provide pics.
Art like this will always be funny to me because it does absolutely nothing except signal to other people that you find bird incest gross. The people drawing it are still going to draw it.
Bump
she doesnt deserve all the misery shes been dealt
where is everyone
mandatory
Birds towering over you
>>152614511tall birb gf that picks you up and treats you like a teddy bear...
>>152614511That dog is hot, I'm depressed knowing what you're going to do to him
octavians aunt has got it going on...
>>152612239People ship Stolas and Octavia? That's weird. I thought HB fans shipped Octavia with a loaded gun in her mouth.
>>152612239They're british, so it makes sense
>>152615103Stella's brother wants to fuck her, they only said he was gay so that twitter kids would stop bitching about it
>>152612239
>>152615263do you have a sauce for that, anon?
Art I made of my version of Moxxie's family.
>>152615424
Am I insane over the fact that I never gave a shit over fictional incest? Why is it treated like Satan incarnate when fictional depictions of cannibalism, child murder, gore, torture, etc. gets a free pass?
>>152615505this tweet sums it up for you.>>152615490As for why it gets ban? It is a low hanging fruit that nobody would have the balls to defend, even if in the long run will make the government censorship a lot more stuff than just that.
>>152615505The average man is more likely to actually fuck his mother than indulge in cannibalism.
>>152615505It's because it's in the public eyeSame as it ever was
>>152614685He's the metaphysical representation of me, so I'm ready for whatever consequences may be thrust upon me.
>>152615263astaghfirullah, they are erasing our culture!
>>152615653Real life cousin marriage won't be banned, actually
it's a shame, really. i liked where they were going with stella and andy, but vivziepoop had to chicken out at the last moment and turn andy gay. my heart bleeds for what could have been.
>>152615676mashallah, we shall persevere!
>>152614022I just got home from work.>>152614384"Suicide is badass">Stella tackles you in a hug.>>152614980I love her bridal carriable grandmother. >>152615101I think Loona would more likely be the Nirvana fan. >>152615451Looks nice, Anon, keep it up.
>>152615695It at least would have some actual edge
>>152615695it was so incredibly obvious he wanted to fuck her, i swear they just said "he's gay lol" to avoid discourse
>>152615695>stella is in love with her brother who has always been there for her and hates that she's forced to act a certain way due to being royalty and lashes out at those around her since a young age>forced into a loveless marriage with a guy she doesn't know who doesn't bother trying to keep the family together because he's too busy running off to get buttfucked by an imp>part of the reason that stella hates that stolas is fucking blitzo is because of projection, fucking your brother is seen as degenerate and so is fucking an imp
>>152615695>>152615861>Incest used to be common place in Goetian society, this was mainly due to trying to recover the numbers lost from the war with Heaven and helping Lucifer to bring hell under his reign.(To their everlasting regret)>Over time this became less common, no longer needed and forgotten. >However some still follow this abandoned tradition, some willingly, others unknowingly. >Andre didn't just follow this tradition, he wanted to bring it back, but he knew it would not be an easy task. >Him flirting with Stella was merely a front, his main goal was Octavia.
>>152615263>>152615490Listen you, this ain't England! We threw them outta here a long time ago! We don't want no more part of it and for your information, England is a FAG country!
>>152616057>Andre's end goal, all along, was to groom octavia into being his niece-bride>He would marry her and inherit all of his brother-in-law's titles and properties>He IS gay, he just cares more about power, prestige and control than he does about carnal desiresImagine if they make that canon
>>152612239>>152615424>>152615263
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>>152616848Alternatively
Hopes for season 3? I think Viv said in an interview recently that Loona will get more screentime, but given the show's track record I fear what that may entail.
>>152615643Based.Shameless self-insertion is a ballsy move.
>>152616704>filenameFirst the cuddles, then snuggles, then the love making. >>152616848>"Charlie how you do you know about that video?">I distributed it." >"Why?">"For the love of the game."
Well that's fine with me about that owl, I don't give a hoot.
Musical hooters
>>152617264>Stolas always had a knack for Piano and Keyboard.>When he was younger and had more free time, he'd often play Piano to pass the time. >It's how he charmed Stella when he took her on their first date.
Stella is one helluva boss.
I wonder if they are actually going to make octavia taller in the show
>>152617842Biscuit.
>>152618057Cinema >>152617959Possible but not likely. >>152617849Indeed.
>>152618057>Has the kind old man killed off>Has the faggot rewarded for watching to abandon his wife and child for a homosexual impAs if it wasn't obvious enough that Vivzie's mortals are fucking retarded.
>>152618057>Be Paimon>Does nothing >Mogs StolasGet fucked Styx.
Why do (You) watch Helluva Boss?
>>152618258her
“Thought you came to Earth a lot before.”>“I mean, that was when I was killing people. I never really got too many chances to just walk around.”“Fair. Uh… any place you wanna see in particular?”>“…somewhere cold.”“…cold? Why?”>“Don’t really get that experience in Hell.”>Anon ponders for a bit>looks up in his phone if the Northern Lights have been appearing anywhere“I think I know a place.”
>>152618258To make sure I get the little ticks and quirks of Loona down.
>>152618273Fuck, this is nice.I always thought about a scenario like this...How would Loona feel?
>>152618273Guessing...Alaska? My geography's really bad.
>>152618359Maybe check back in a month or two and you might have an answer on Ao3
>>152618401You can't do this to me...
>>152618715>picIt reminded me my trip across the peninsula where I live. I remember imagining she was with me on that entire trip.
>>152616848>>152614384Qrd?
>>152614384Hold on, this reminds me.
>>152618258Because she looks so cute when she’s mad.
>>152618399Based off the NOAA’s forecast page, yeah.
>>152617959Showing her mother's influence with that smile.
>>152619535
I ship every daughter with her dad
BAP
post some stella
there is a good way to design an owland there is a horrible way to do it
>>152617409That sound sweet.
>>152622057what the hell are those?what is that coming out of its face?
>>152621972Of course. >>152622057What is game that?>>152622128Indeed.
>>152622477>loona dating anon>octavia dating incoimagine...
>>152622786you better not be refering to HIL inco, that guy is a piece of shitwani inco, though?yeah, i think hed be a good influence in her life
>>152622375>>152622134eastshade, very comfy gamebut some of the anime people look horrible
Would Paimon make a good husband?
>>152622973Absolutely notPic related is the clearest evidence
Paimom(Paimonia?) would make a great wife.
>>152623108She really wouldntShe would be a bombshell, though
>>152623189>She really wouldntOh, Why not?>She would be a bombshell, thoughIndeed.
>>152623209>Oh, Why not?Because shed be cold, self absorbed and completely indifferent to your children and their feelings
>>152622852>wani incoyes that inco
>>152623258Sounds like traits needed to rule children of corrupted fallen angels. >completely indifferent to your children and their feelingsHey if you did your best to raise your children and they turned into dykes/queers you'd be indifferent to having children again too. >>152623079To be fair, this is evidence that Paimon isn't the best at being a parent.
I love Octavia but hate how the writers made her reasoning for cutting off her dad so immature. Why would her first response to seeing her dad's pills be the assumption that it's because of her when he ran across Los Angeles to find her and she's seen how her parents fight? Her reasoning for not wanting to see him anymore could have just easily boiled down to "you're the reason the divorce happened and why everything is falling apart" and just left it at that.
>>152623930a good thing to make her mad at would have been the promise stolas did to never leave her.Then he literally tries to leave forever to save his imp dick, FULLY expecting to get killed by doing so.but noooooo, she has to get mad at nothing, because that would be too deep.
>>152624024It's little tweaks like this that would help the writing immensely, but instead it goes in a retarded direction to make it seem like Stolas is always in the right. I want grey morality and I want to see the messiness of homewrecking in a realistic light. The audience for this show is (supposedly) adults, and I want the writing to reflect that instead of having so many cartoonishly stupid or evil characters.
Octavia as a fish demon...
>>152623930>>152624024>>152624163I still genuinely wonder if they're intentionally sabotaging Octavia through shitty writing so that they can justifiably remove her from the narrative down the line. Stolas is obviously meant to be one half of a fujo's ideal gay relationship, and him having a teenage daughter is already a huge snag because it makes it a little more awkward for the inevitable "cute uwu gay boy couple adopts a baby" moment. Hell, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Octavia became a proper villain alongside her mother, just to give Stolas even more forced drama.
>>152624279How about octavia as a succubus?Although, it would be ironic if she were still aceAn asexual succ is quite the oxymoron
>>152624390Lol.
>>152624378>the inevitable "cute uwu gay boy couple adopts a baby" momentConsidering Millie is pregnant, that might make Stolas want a baby because he misses Octavia, she'll find out and think Stolas never loved her... goddammit, I really hope you're wrong.
>>152624390>draws her as a literal sex demon>SHE IS A MINOR, MINOR MINOR ALERT.....you could always had draw her older or something man.
>>152624566Then they'd get people pissed at them for "aging up a minor just so you can sexualize them"
>>152624279>"Anon you sodding retarded tic tac, you turned my daughter into a species of the primordial soup and me into a sticker made from young Asian sweatshop laborers." >>152624378Possible and while does sound good on paper, knowing the writers of this "show", you're requesting a monkey's paw wish. Though me and Astro do speculate that Octavia will have some sort of villain arc in late season three or four.I did do a green on how such an arc could be introduced properly.>the inevitable "cute uwu gay boy couple adopts a baby" moment.That's what Millie's baby is for.
>>152624563>goddammit, I really hope you're wrong.I hope I'm wrong too. I really, really do not want Octavia to be subjected to something that genuinely traumatizing because she really doesn't deserve it.>>152624655Same with the villain arc. She's more than justified in being angry at Stolas, but she's still just a teenager and it would infuriate me to my core if she gets pushed into being a "bad guy" just because the writers don't understand what abandonment issues actually look like.
>”Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting”
>>152625034>
Loona was MADE FOR threesomes and a poly relationship with dogs
>>152618057least deranged stolas apologist reply
>>152625374I can't tell if this is someone joking or being serious.
>>152625444i think it is 100% serious, anon
>>152617959She'll grow taller in ways we least suspect.I wonder if they'll make her exceptionally taller so when she does turn 18, they have a distinct way of portraying her in the more risqué merch that they can point out any complaints about her age by having an aged-up design.
how different would hiltlhh be if loona was a man
>>152625513there would be at least a few chapters of anon struggling with his latent homosexuality
>>152625512>I wonder if they'll make her exceptionally taller so when she does turn 18, they have a distinct way of portraying her in the more risqué merch that they can point out any complaints about her age by having an aged-up design.i dont think sothey have invested too much into making her ace and desexualizing her to then go ahead and draw her in risque positions and attires
>>152625513What if Anon found the secret folder?
>>152625669I thought for a sec from the thumbnail those were American flags lolIt's probably only a matter of time until she merchandises 4th of July, if the strictly not romantic character gets Valentine's merch
>>152625717then your paraphilia would be satisfied
>>152625530>anon checks out the hellhound's ass at the liquor store>he turns around>ohshitthatsadude.jpegAbout as far as I think ficanon would take it, but them having a platonic broship would have been kino too>inco thinks anon replaced him with a dog
>>152625669You're probably right. Better a can of worms they don't even begin to deal with.I do love her outfit in that merch drop there though. Those socks, jacket and headband are a good look on her.
>>152625817Borgar.
imagine having someone this pathetic as a fatheri am surprised octavia didnt become a total degenerate whore like most women with shitty father figures do
>>152626061thats girls with straight daddy issues because they want to get back at their dad by being whores who fuck anyone who gives them positive attention her dad literally talked about getting imp dick on the phone while he was at breakfast with her so i can imagine her desire to get back at him would be to be as puritan as possibleprobably the reason shes asexual desu
>>152626061My father is dead, so I could actually see myself desperate enough to use him as someone to fill that void.
>>152626131>My father is deadSorry to hear that, Anon, hope he was a good father and the Lord grants him eternal peace. >so I could actually see myself desperate enough to use him as someone to fill that void.They're is other healthier ways to fill that void, are you alright, Anon?
>>152626131>I could actually see myself desperate enough to use him as someone to fill that void>he would accept a cheating bottom faggot as his father figurehow old are you, anon?
>>152616537Bless you anon
>>152627010You're welcome, same to you, Anon.
>>152625374Alright let's try to dissect this ragebait feel free to grade me>Stop being hypocritical with your dumb claimsProceeds to not post said hypocrisy. Ever. Fantastic opening>Suppressed his sexuality to stay in an arranged marriage with an abusive woman for years for his daughter and decided to prioritize his happiness for once.Powerful attempt to manipulate the viewer into believing Stolas's neglectful behaviors present throughout the series. I feel the ancient powers of the gaslight side of the force through this one.>Risked his life to save someone he loves who was about the be beheaded yadayadayadaAt the cost of prioritizing his homewrecking life over his innocent daughter and shattering one of the most important promises of her life to her face. This man IS on drugs. Excellent attempt to gloss over the terrible writing of the kangaroo dung court in order to force this ship to work.>Asmodeus said yadayadayadaFuck does Asmodeus have anything to do with this? If I tried to convince you of a quality of a character and said "Markiplier was there too!" does that make it sound more convincing?>Paimon neglected Stolas and hit his soft 10 year old bumTotally reasonable to take your daughter out to his date with the guy he cheated with and prioritize his sex life over her feelings."Let me help you, Stolas, because I care about you." -Some poor Native American from Disney's Peter Pan>You sound like a middle schooler, grow up!Excellent attempt to humiliate me for enjoying VS fights and watching action figures bash into each other with research. As a man approaching 30, no you.This is an exquisite example of ragebait, and I feel embarrassed to be pissed off by this.9/10. My desk felt that.
Ficanon I don't know if you're in this thread but in that last chapter>"Well, about sinners being there, specifically.You forgot to close the quotation.>with Stolas toToo, not to.Very well crafted chapter as always, I knew things couldn't go back to normal after everything and while disbanding I.M.P. is a big risk from a writing standpoint you've got my attention. Doesn't surprise me how things boiled over, and Millie kind of does have a point on Anon pulling the moral high ground while banging his own murderer. Life is complicated.
>>152627244>This is an exquisite example of ragebaitYou know whats the worst part?The guy who wrote it, most likely, genuinely believes it
This show needs more bird women and fewer FAGS
Yo, how can I lobotomize myself to be the ideal man for my Helluva Boss waifus and husbandos teehee.
>>152618258I don't watch HB or HH. I just read the fanfics centered around Adam or Stella or Adam x Stella.
>>152627874I don't watch HB or HH, I read Zoophobia like a true American patriot.
>>152627772Indeed.
>>152627899I didn't "read" Zoophobia.I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.
>>152627816depends, who are your waifus and husbandos
>>152628028None, I was joking.
>>152625374Hello again, Romanianon, how are you doing? Also I saw the original version of that meme and it was lame. I don't even care for Stolas that much but his haters can be tiring, especially when some act like Blitz is a rape victim by him and stupid shit like that.
>>152628073>how are you doing? Pretty good, thanks for asking>Also I saw the original version of that meme and it was lame. I don't even care for Stolas that much but his haters can be tiring, especially when some act like Blitz is a rape victim by him and stupid shit like that.I mean, maybe he doesnt deserve ALL the hate he gets, but his apologists are something else entirely, going out of their way to even black octavia for his miseryI think we can all agree that he is an inherently flawed character and we probably stop trying to find justifications for all the shitty things he does
>>152612239Agreed, let's ship her with her mom instead
>>152618273>Anon! YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE>No Loona, it's just the Northern Lights.
>>152628118Yeah Stolas is a fucking mess, so is Blitz and honestly everyone else in this show unless the writing bends over backward to justify them (cough Ozzie and Bee cough). I agree with >>152623930 and >>152624024 that the execution of Octavia's split with Stolas was poorly handled; she's a bit too old and observant to be acting this way. Maybe if she was like 15 and a tad more naive I could buy it. Nothing compared to the absolute shitfest that's Loona though. Her behavior is really awful, especially Seeing Stars, and I barely see anyone, let alone the show, acknowledge it.
Imagine catching your daughters sleeping together.
>>152628118>I think we can all agree that he is an inherently flawed character and we probably stop trying to find justifications for all the shitty things he doesHe was (mainly in the Pilot) then he became the writer's pet "character" and devoid of consequences of his actions, which have been repeated(and defended) ad nauseam.
>>152628187The writing of this "show" is just so tiresome, Anon, the only thing it's useful for is for learning purposes.
>>152628221You mean my wives*Nothing wrong with them enjoying each other's company when i'm not around
>>152628314what are you a mormon
Kill me.
>>152628449Very cute.
>>152627336Thanks for stopping by.>spoilerMillie has more than just one point.
>>152628449>>152628475They should have made stella genuinely care about octaviaSure, have her be a bitch, a a bad person, an abusive wife who tried to get her husband killed etc, but at least give her one positive quality, otherwise she is nothing except a cardboard cutout of a bad personHave her genuinely care for her daughter and want whats best for her, which still ends up puting her at odds with stolas, because they each believe drastically different things when it comes to what octavia needs
>>152628634I didn't watch hardly any of the trial episode. Did Stella show any actual concern while holding Octavia or was she grinning from ear to ear? Because I feel like that moment will ultimately decide how they interact in the next season.I can already see how it will play out: >Stolas is gone and Octavia will come of age, meaning Stella's relevance in the family is about to crater. Since the writers pussied out on the incest angle, only way this will end logically is Andre kicking Stella out of the house in a predictable act of betrayal and threatening to have Octavia marry a fat, disgusting Goetia nobleman. She runs off to IMP, begs them and Stolas to help rescue Octavia from a loveless marriage, and they agree. This storyline picks up in Season 4.
>>152629034>Did Stella show any actual concern while holding Octavia or was she grinning from ear to ear?She was grinningShe didnt hug her to console her, she hugged her to manipulate herTo stella, octavia is just another way to get back at her ex, so yeah, they made her a completely iredeemable bitch
>>152628634It would not be hard to make Stella a good character, but that would fuck with Viv's perfect homo ship.
>>152628314It is okay to have daughter wives.
>>152628634They could have showed that while both Stolas and Stella love Octavia, they wanted to raise Octavia differently.>Stella raises Octavia in the usual aristocratic manner with some tweaks, wanting to prepare Octavia for the future the best she can. Stella knowns she'll likely be put into an arrange marriage so if her husband is less than suitable, Octavia will have some backbone to handle it.>Stolas raises Octavia in a more laid back manner when he has the free time, teaches her about astrology, astronomy and the arcane. So when Octavia comes of age and her duties are required, she'll have some hobbies to keep her happy in her adult years. >>152629034Well, if those song title leaks are true, Stolas is going to get captured and needing to be rescued.
>>152618258The story obviously
Isnt it weird how the culture of hell, the place ALL shitty humans throughout the world go to when they die, is just a worser version of california?Like, where are all the other nationalities, ethnicities, religions etc?I know for a fact that hell would be full of muslims, so where are they?>Inb4 meta answer that its just vivzie being vivzie
>>152630001>I know for a fact that hell would be full of muslims, so where are they?There were those muslim Imps, and considering Islam's version of Heaven and hell, it's ironic.
>>152627899that's RIGHT
>>152630001Isn't everything viv makes CaliforniaI still remember that one Zoophobia comic where she schizos to Rusty about not eating bacon sandwiches.
>>152631168So many background trannies
I need this but with octavia
>>152631168Mammon-liker tranny cute
>>152631168>>152631184Seems there are a couple pooners in need of depooning.
>>152631168I wish Sallie May was just a regular woman
>>152628494Indeed she does
>>152631168A hole is a hole but still though.Shouldn't shapeshifting be more possible in the depths of Heck, Asmodeus has to be all over that yeah?
I eagerly await to see how Loona and Stolas' relationship plays out.Equally eager for how Via and Blitz's relationship goes as well.
>>152633749>amazon-ordered sex changes channeled through asmodeus>sometimes friends set another friend up as a prank>ozzie considers this a feature not a bug
>>152634108I am willing to say that it is probably insanely expensive to get your hands on that kind of product but it seems like a no brainer of a market in Lust.>amazon-ordered sex changes channeled through asmodeus>sometimes friends set another friend up as a prankI imagine there's been more than one case where a 'temporary' gag turns into a drastic or mild change in lifestyle for some sinners.They're already in hell, pushing the envelope doesn't mean much of anything, no matter how weird you really get with it.>Loono and Nona would canonical...headcanon>ozzie considers this a feature not a bugGetting a remedy to their situation will indenture more product being sold, money is money after all.>>152631544Same.Since that means you can actually knock her up for real, she's clearly asking for it.
>>152630001My personal headcannon is that their are different afterlives based on each religion and set of beliefs.Like islands on a map, clusters of religious identity formed together like sand hills.We are just viewing the basic western version of 'Christianity'.Don't ask me to explain it all, I didn't think any further than this.Viv has a narrow sets of ideas when it comes to religion and beliefs, so it's unlikely she even cared to consider it.Ironically enough, this is her stifling her setting's potential for diversity and interesting systems of belief and government to suit a mythos that she barely even researches or cares about.
>>152634329>april fool's day day at I.M.P.>anon poofs into nona>blitzo laughs his ass off while loona is pissed her tits are bigger than hers>blitza turns into blitza>loona turns into loono>Moxxie finds his stapler is glued to the desk and Millie opens a can of exploding snakes
>>152634474Those three are on the same wavelength, it seems.
>>152634666perverts and degenerates to the core, though loona probably got signed up by bitch hound
>>152634474>>april fool's day day at I.M.P.i wonder, how would BotF anon, stolas and octavia prank each other?
>>152634403This is a show that has entertained the idea of hellborn Muslim lesbians. You look me in the eye and tell me that Vivzie gives half of a shit about keeping her political biases in check.
>>152635430>You look me in the eye and tell me that Vivzie gives half of a shit about keeping her political biases in check.I'll look you in the eye and tell you that I wouldn't if I was in her place, faggot.
I really hate this kind of pictureOctavia absolutely loathes blitzo, she should never, EVER see him as a "father"The most she should do is begrudgingly tolerate him for her dad's sake, but she should never accept him as her 2nd father
>>152612303i dont have any so heres loona butt instead
This pretty much confirms it, loona is getting put in a 3some
>>152636778Isn't this fan merch?
>>152636796Is that even allowed?
>>152636137this is viv we are talking about, Anon, it is going to happen, no matter what you do or how much sense it would be..I doubt she would be ever be abble to do a biter-sweet ending where Blitz and Stolas end together at the cost of his daughter, or that she accepts his presence and looks at him with hate every chance she has.
Searching for Mermaids in all the wrong places.
>>152637825legs
>>152636778Well it was nice while it lasted, if true then that's the last thing keeping me here
>>152638709i hope its not, but...all the evidence seems to point towards that being their endgameunless they come up with a completely different love interest, which is very unlikely
>>152638770On the bright side we'd finally be free from this circus
>>152636137I'm all for the big happy family ending and wouldn't complain about some Via-Blitz wholesomeness.But I would appreciate the balls to stray slightly from that and as you say it, Via never ending up liking Blitz, but she realizes Blitz makes her dad happy and that's enough for her to be happy and amicable with him. That would make for a nice "realistic" outcome for a soon to be 18 year old, that's never really known Blitz, was never raised by him, who already has a father figure, so there's not much room in her life for Blitz to slot in to fill anything familialy.
>>152638845im sure loonafags will find a way to copestellafags and octaviafags are in for a rough ride though
>>152638891>stellafags and octaviafags are in for a rough ride thoughYeah, it's gonna suck.Too late not to not be invested anymore though.
>>152638891Eh if they put Loona in a poly I'm ducking, I put up with a lot of shit for my girl and if Viv goes through with that then there's better shit to spend my time on lmao
In season 3, Stolas' mom will make an appearance.
>>152639210i hope she's hot
>>152637825>Two is busy building a sand castle>One managed to pull another lady out of the blue. >>152638891>>152638770I don't think anyone is going have an enjoyable ride come season three and If true that Loona will be put in a polycuck relationship, there goes the money and most of the viewership for the "show". Viv may not like it but she knows Loona is the golden goose but I can see her giving into emotions to spite fans and Looners alike.
>>152639210Bird stocks gonna go through the roof
>>152639210HUZZAH!MOREOWLPUSSY
>>152638891>im sure loonafags will find a way to copeWe'll just ignore it. Vortex is ugly as fuck and I don't want to imagine his nasty dog dick anywhere near Loona. Bee is a little more tolerable since she's actually hot, but I'm fucking tired of lesbian shit at this point.
>>152628223Being Viv's favorite is a death setence. Same thing happened to Angel Dust and now Lucifer.
>>152639326>If true that Loona will be put in a polycuck relationship, there goes the money and most of the viewership for the "show".would hardened furries even care about it?hell, they might even find it hot
>>152639556>hell, they might even find it hotSome might but if (or when) Loona gets put into a romantic relationship polycuck or not, that charm of "Oh, I could have a chance" is gone, Viv said "HB is for boys" Loona is the main draw, sever that and its gone, you've ruined the main draw of the "show for boys.">>152639538So is Adam and if true that Octavia is based on or inspired by her, Octaviabros this isn't looking good for you.
>>152639210sweet
>>152639326money's no longer an issue since the amazon deal.>Loona is the golden gooseso this went out the window.
>>152636778>this random fanart confirms itWhat?
>>152631192Is this art for that one fic where a Spetsnatz is assigned to guard Stella? Was that fic any good?
>>152639210On one hand, yay more bird milfsOn the other, they are gonna make her a plot device that was always nice and a good parent to Stollas and encouraged him to be gay leading to her being killed
There was a cartoon critic, Saberspark, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Stolitz thing was the hypocrisy." and I disagreed.
>>152639210Is everyone getting a fridged mother?
>>152640406Except millieBut her mom doesn't seem to be an influence on her seeing as she called Sallie Mae about the pregnancy
>>152612239Shame she’s gay
>>152640500technically, she is ace, which is neither gay nor straightshes just turned off by sex
>>152640572that isn't how aces work....
>>152640642How do they work then expert?
>>152640227>that one fic where a Spetsnatz is assigned to guard StellaThere is a fic like that?
>>152639326>>152639704>Part of the fanbase shoves Loona as a third-wheel into M&M practically since the beginning of the show>Viv ends up shoving Loona as a third-wheel into Bee and Tex's relationshipKek. I feel bad Loonabros if this actually happens, at least as far as canon goes. At least Stellafags can take some satisfaction in how hated she is by the narrative.
>>152640654went into this rabbit hole of this ace girl still having sex with his boyfriend and apparently they just don't feel attraction to the normal "sexy" stuff, they still can and some want to seek pleasure via sex, or have sex with their partner....If you ask me, this shit doesn't make sense and half of the time it feels holy invented. if you ask who, this fucking cannon event.... She went in a tangant how she was still ace even if she had and liked having sex with her boyfriend or something, I cannot remember what the fuck what she said exactly.
>>152641022Ok, thank you for the insight, but going back the original statement Octavia is not into sex
>>152640921As a Loonabro I expected it the instant they announced she was bi, there was so much push from the "fandom" she probably felt she had to do it and there was no poly representation so shoehorning Loona into one was a given. Remember Mayberry? I'm just glad we got some good greentexts and fanfics out of it. Oh well, sometimes the most beautiful things are also the most fleeting.
>>152641086Shacking Mayberry up with the lady who (in part) ruined her life was absurd. I can't think of a more unfitting match in the entirety of the Hellaverse.>I'm just glad we got some good greentexts and fanfics out of it.It might fall off, but we'll still get some good fanfics with her afterward. Greentexts less so but we can hope.
>>152641022This is how Alastor yumes cope
>>152641239>Shacking Mayberry up with the lady who (in part) ruined her life was absurd.What's even weirder is Martha's husband and Mayberry's husband didn't end up in hell either
>>152641086>Remember Mayberry? MayberryFag here, she got shoved into a "relationship" with the "woman" who ruined her life, no modicum of thought was put into that or her character. She should have served as the prime example of the sinners, Charlie in HH was wanting to redeem but that didn't happen, and this was back in season one(The "good" season.) Post-Pilot this "show" has been nothing but a stylized corpse. I've always felt bad for you Looners, but now I fear for you. >I'm just glad we got some good greentexts fanfics out of it.I should do more greentext about her.>sometimes the most beautiful things are also the most fleeting.Just so tiresome, Anon.
>>152641239I don't think they thought about this more than doing a 2 second joke for the shippers
>>152640713>Don't Tell Mom I'm in HellHaven't read it myself, so all the best.
>>152641022>Asexuals can't have sex.I have sex with my girlfriend. I don't really feel anything but I have sex with her for her desire, not mine.
>>152641577Bull
>>152641605I don't know what to tell you. I never liked sex, even as a teenager. I never whacked it like you guys do. Whenever shes in the mood theres like half an hour of prepping, then I do the work of making her cum.
>>152641615I guess thank you for making the part of Octavia having sex more believable in my mind in the fanfic I'm making.
>>152641615NTA, Anon, I'm not trying to pry into your relationship, but it sounds like you're forcing yourself into sex with her when you have no desire for it, this sounds unhealthy.
>>152641615No bull that you have a girlfriend
>>152641666>Satanic Trips.
>>152641632>>152641615I think octavia would enjoy the sex with someone she loves, even if shes not really into them physicallyBut i still headcanon that her "asexuality" is just a phase and a label she gives herself, because shes not a complete horndog that wants to shag every somewhat attractive being she comes across, but also because the idea of sex has left a bad taste in her mouth after seeing how sexual incompatibility has ruined her parents marriageBesides, shes a 17yo virgin, how can she be sure she doesnt like sex when shes never had it?Shes far too young to just go "yeah, guess im gonna be chaste for the rest of my life, fuck having sex and shit"
>>152641632Thanks?>>152641648I kinda am but she likes it and it brings us closer.>>152641666Nice trips.
>>152641715>I kinda am but she likes it and it brings us closer.Does she know you force yourself to do this? If so, that's not right, Anon.
>>152641787>>152641715>>152641648>>152641615I am dying of thirst, meanwhile there's men out there who have all the water they might ever need, but are hydrophobesLife truly is cruel sometimes
>>152641787More like... She suggests it and I sort of just nod in agreement. She initiates, I don't. Just never felt the desire for it.>>152641825If I could I would give you some of this water, but i can't.
>>152641825Just stay strong for yourself and the ones you care for, you might have a bucket of water come to you soon, Anon.
>>152641787you know in healthy relationships people can compromise and acquiesce in things they normally wouldn't do to make people they lover happy? of course, there are limits and all, but stonewalling your significant other isn't very healthy either.
>>152641834>She suggests it and I sort of just nod in agreementHow many times does she suggest it, Anon? This may (hopefully I'm wrong) not end well, there is a time and place for sex, forcing yourself, even slightly, into it isn't good for you nor the relationship.
>>152641880Of course, but the way Anon makes it sound as if he's forcing himself into something he has no desire for, just don't want Anon's relationship to falter.
>>152641909Like... I'd say once a week. After we get home from work. I'll have made dinner and she'll suggest it, and I figure sure, why not? Then afterwards I hop on the computer and either shitpost on here or play something.
While I have the chance I just wanna say I want to have incredibly gay sex with Loono.
>>152641940>I'd say once a weekAt most, that's a bit much, I can't speak for you or her, just that having sex too often makes it dull, do you two do this to keep the relationship "active" or? >>152641966>
>>152642015>picIt is what it is. I'm not made of stone ok
>>152642026Wasn't calling you the faggot, Anon.
>>152642037Wait is Loono the faggot then? I dont get it
>>152642015What do you mean? I do love her, just don't want to fuck.
>>152615490That's definitely more jail-time than the actual paki rapists got.
>>152641022Sounds like they simply don't seek it out, they aren't repulsed by it.
>>152624655cock
>>152625155yeah...
>>152635176Anon gets telekinetically slapped by the owlsThat is the prank
>>152641239>>152641262It was so stupid someone wrote a better ending for her.
>>152642857I wrote my own greentext ending for Mayberry, but this is one more fleshed out. >>152642614Not in front of the goofball.
>>152612239Quintessentially bri'ish pairing
>>152641248I assume they did but Viv just memoryholed them
Would this be better or worse to loona entering a polycule with bee and tex?
>>152643363They should learn more grimoire magic together.
>>152643929mommy>>152643443That would actually be a very fun short if it ever happened.
>>152643363About as bad tbqh
>>152643363Probably not as bad, but it'd just be lazy pandering. The kids who watch this show would complain and call it incest though, so Vivzie probably wouldn't even do it anyways,
>IMP CANNON!>"What-">*WHAM!*
>>152636778>Fan merch.>Oh NOs loona gun get polycuckedAre all loonabros this fucking stupid?
When will Loona drop the D-word on Stolas?
>>152618258I hate every inch of it's fucking writing and I think Vivzie is a horrible person. But this show and in someways Hazbin is like a weird nostalgic blast for me.The quirky annoying characters, the singing, the character designs really take me back to better times when I used to be a 16 year old Vivziefag waiting for the next Zoophobia update and lurking on her different tumblrs. When I still had a little bit of hope in me. So while I'm watching every episode I'm cringing at the melodrama, horrible dialogues and messed up weird ethics that would make a edgy newgrounds teen blush etc I'm hating and loving every second of it somehow. Also it really helps that the animators most of the time are doing great work, some songs are good and I basically want to fuck almost every character on screen except humans or Blitzo. (And some random backgrounds IMPs and blah blah you get the point)
>“So… what now, Anon?”
>>152646354artist?
>>152646375anon...thats AI
>>152645736I wouldn't mind if it was Millie's mom.
>>152646439yeah i know, i wanted him to say it
>>152645736Poor Moxxie.>>152646448Her hips would be too big to fit in the canon.
>>152646771*cannon>I just woke up.
imagine cuddling with octavia on a cold winter night
>>152647048she would need (you) to stay warm
>>152647099shes a bird, anon, not a lizardshes perfectly capable of staying warm by herself, what with all of those fluffy feathersdoesnt mean she wouldnt enjoy feeling your body up against her own, though
>>152647156some birds are not meant to be in cold climates, so who knows?
>>152647288generally, owls handle cold well, i think
How can goetiasissies even compete?
>>152647702Heck, if you go by vivzielore, the goetias are essentially shitty, temu knockoffs of the heaven birbs madd by lucifer They are literally inferior to the real deal in every single way
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MXBvavmbeaY>stolas: these edibles ain't shit>5 minutes later
>>152647893>these edibles ain't shi-->I TOLD YOU MAN THE DEVIL
>>152646448But Anon she's married.>inb4 she and her husband are swingers>>152646771He'll survive. The boy is alright, ah tell ya h'what.
>>152648195>But Anon she's married.This show has never shyed away from imps cheating
>>152648303The show may have never shyed away but we certainly will. One should strive to be better than the unholy denizens of California.
>>152648426Then why not talk about her husband fucking her fat ass then?
>>152648567Go for it. That man's the true winner.
>>152648578That man won. >You ask him for advice on how to date and get wrath Imp women.
>>152648646I imagine dating wrath imps is all about owning 5 acres of land, being able to wrestle a hell horse, and able to take 85 stabbings
>>152648686Sounds pleasantly fair.
>>152648776At this point Striker being a man and not a tomboy girl feels wrong somehow
>>152648686Personally I think general displays of strength and aggressiveness really wins them over.
>>152648847Yeah but that will get you any wrathian floozyTo get someone like Lin you gotta show you're dependable in various assets
>>152648842Indeed. >>152648847Strength, muscle, gunslinging and jungle work. https://youtu.be/TC3j-9K0pHU
>>152642882its a bottom gear reference
>>152649794>"Bottom gear? You mean power bottom!"
could you fix her, bros?
>>152650065I'm not rich or a noble, so probably not
>>152650065It's possible.>>152650083Don't be so harsh on yourself, Anon.
>>152650493stop taking pictures of my ass then.
>>152650523>anon tries to impress octavia by doing some sick flips on a skateboard>unfortunately, he has never skated once in his life before, so he just falls off >octavia takes a pic of him while calling him cringe>unbeknownst to him, she wasnt photographing all of him>she was zooming in on his big butt>oh yeah>shes freaky like that
Fuckass show fuckass fandom fuckass people kys fuckass niggas
>>152645760Ooooooh, I did NOT think about this possibility.
>>152650493>Octavia's human disguise skin color is caramelThat could only mean.
>>152624566>>152624600
>>152650649>stella was a britblack this entire timewe haven't seen their disguises it's entirely possible
>>152650885Secretarybirds originate from Africa, so it's very possible, this pleases me. >Stolas was a bleacher and still chose to be a queer for sub-par Lavaskunk taint.
>>152650971>Secretarybirds originate from Africaand peacocks originated from india...so stellas side of the family is all browns and blacks?
>>152650620It's a good thought and I hope we do get to a point of Loona calling Stolas her Dad at some point.One of the more interesting ironies of the show I've come to realize is how, if you really think about it, Stolas would actually be a better dad for Loona than Blitz is. And likewise, Blitz would be an amazing dad for Via in ways that Stolas isn't.As we've seen, Stolas is definitely prone to let his aging daughter kind of grow up over the years and the implications seems to be they've grown distant, so Stolas doesn't lend quite the same affection he once did. And what's one thing Loona so clearly wants? She wants to be left the fuck alone and to get out of her personal space, but still make it be well known how loved she is, through words and actions.Then you have Via, who is so dependent and craving of attention and affection. And if there's anything we've seen how Blitz treats Loona, he has limitless affection that he could and would give to Via.It's this bit of irony that gives me hope that they may well stumble themselves into a satisfying arc that lends to a big happy family ending, where Loona's fatherly needs can be met through Stolas and Via's fatherly affection can be met through Blitz.
>>152650999>trips>so stellas side of the family is all browns and blacks?Yes.>One gets captured by the Goetians.>He's not worried, he's been in hell so many times that he's no longer phased by anything they throw at him, but something in the back of his mind is tugging at him.>He's not sure why...until he sees it was Stella's family that captured him.>He recognizes the bird species these descendant of Fallen Angels have taken form of.>Secretarybirds, Peacocks, Some variants of Flamingos and Owls,etc.>It's not the men that have him worried, they just stare at him with apathy, the women seem to have this strange interest in him.>Even worse is that some of them got permission to handle his interrogation. >Full on Defcon 1, spaghetti is spilling, drowning in sweat.
>>152650571>anon caves octavia's skull open and slashes his throat with the phone shards.
>>152650065Is eating pussy good an advantage on my side in this context?
>>152651250In all likelihood, yes, she'll want you to have her "scrambled eggs."
>>152651250You better start eating a lot of icecream to get used to it
>>152651272... period blood?
>>152651408No...
>>152651431what are scrambled eggs then?
>>152651431>Whydidyoudothat.pngNigga you said scrambled eggs
>>152651463It's an innuendo for her cooch, Anon, like what this Anon said as well >>152651349
>>152651463she makes eggs.eggs comes out of her cooch.use a "stick" to scramble the "eggs"...There might not be an actual egg.
What if the characters in HB actually looked like demons?
>>152652359still would... specifically octavia, not the others
>>152652359Still would give her headpats.
>>152652359
>>152652948
>>152645760Never. As a 20 something you wouldn't call your dad's Boyfriend/Girlfriend dad or mom?
>>152652948>>152653142Hourglass Babe.
>>152653199I prefer her to be more bottom heavy but the milkers are still good.
>>152653286Maybe Minerva is your shot of whiskey.
I returnGimme one (1) request
>>152653495Roxanne(Demon mama from the pilot), Mayberry or Verosika as this woman from Accept's debut album cover.
>>152653495Papaya?
>>152653495Anything with Loona. I love her.
>>152653495This but with Anon and Loona
>>152653495loona choking blitzo
>>152653495Anon and octavia stargazing while holding hands
I hope she'll be okay in the end, Loona is just way too cute she deserves better
>>152653667sumth quick n easy before going to bed
>>152653916Holy hell, it is papaya! Also Good night.
>>152653916MY HERO PAPAYA RETURNSFucking love that you give her and the other helluvagirls hairy pits
>>152653946Hairy women are simply an evolved lifeform.
>>152653959Women grow hair naturally as a sign of sexual maturity, them being told to shave it is a big fat government lie. The french know the truth, they should be directing more horny cartoons.
>>152653916Kek
>>152651408there's nothing i enjoy more than when a lady wraps her thighs around my head and excretes period blood into my mouth.
>>152654985dude
my soul craves wolf girl...
>>152656131You better take care of that before it becomes a problem.
save me wolf girl
>>152656131same but boy
>>152656131Okay, Mr. firebrows
>>152653940I wanna do sooo many things to this gorgeous bird.
Got another one (1) in me. Gimme a lewd request pls. Preferable Loona Octavia or Stella
>>152657914Requesting Stella bending over and her pants split releasing her fat ass
>>152657914stella as picrel
>>152657914HAIRY ARMPITS, PLEASELoona preferable, any of the girl good
>>152657914loona collaring anon like the dog he figuratively is
>>152657914>>152658085i changed my mind, do picrel as octavia, she fits better
>>152658086>>152657914Forgot to specify, on the girls
>>152657914Octavia mating press
>>152657914POV bride carry Octavia or Stella, hopefully Octavia... There is already a Loona one.
>>152657914anon and octavia wholesome, romantic lovemaking, with her wrapping her legs around his waist and her arms around his shoulders and back while kissing passionately and deeply
>>152657914Anon bedding both Loona and Octavia.
>>152658201I want to see bridal carried Mayberry.
>>152658414>Anon tucks Loona and Octavia into their respective beds>reads them a story>waits for them to fall asleep, makes sure the night light is on and quietly leaves
I'll never forgive Viv for robbing us of rapekino that pilot Stolas could be.
>>152658884we instead got limp wristed, looser bottom stolas, which isnt as interesting, but at least is funny
>>152659375Rape.
>>152659375Hug.
>>152653418Nice hips.
>>152653418imagine if loona had those proportions...
>>152657914Loona as a milf trying to squeeze into her canon outfit (she hasn't worn it in years)
>>152659673That would be amazing.
>>152657914Loona and Octavia, showing each other positive pregnancy tests, then turning to either side and yelling angrily at 'DAD!'
So by Vivzie-Hell standards, he's getting eviscerated the very second he faceplants the ground right?
>>152659636A nice bosom, posterior, hips and a cute face, I don't even complain about the bridal carries. I prefer her pilot version, I love her darker feathers here. >>152659673If Anon pumps a few puppies in her, she just might.
>>152659812Were posting about the Grand Acktollah in here?
>>152659673she will, eventually
>>152659673Mmm, milf loona
Speaking of MILFs
>>152660028>stick anon in front of the mirrorwhat happens
>>152660303he gets gets DILFed instead
straightbros, if you had to pick between these two, which one would you choose?
As much as she thinks she's not like her dad. She is.
>>152660575Solas, of course. That being said my heart belongs to Strika.>>152660591>When she's happy, she shows her father's side>When she's upset, she shows her mother's side>When she's feeling romantic or kinky, it's a combo of the two.
>>152660748>>When she's feeling romantic or kinky, it's a combo of the two.how would that even look?would she be more of a dom?
>>152660748>When she's feeling romantic or kinky, it's a combo of the twoHer father's horniness with her mother's forcefulness.That's a dangerous game you're playing...
>>152660839>would she be more of a dom?Yes.>>152660841>That's a dangerous game you're playing...Dangerous hunts are often the most rewarding.
>>152660890>Dangerous hunts are often the most rewarding.>anon and octavia meet while he is still alive>she reveals her true nature to him, he is ok with it and they grow to love each other>then he dies and, surprise surprise, colluding with demons gives a one way ticket to hell>now, anon had expected to look like a cat or some sort of bird when he died>instead, he actually looks like a skaven, but without the scoliosis or the mange>one thing neither of them realized at first was that octavia actually enjoys pred/prey play
Mayeb the real art delivery was the friends we made alobg the way
>>152660945>Octavia would often stalk, Anon without him seeing her and then, pounces him. >Holding Anon to the floor, caressing him, licking her lips, then taking little bites, sometimes causing bleeding. >This happens once a week. >She always did wonder what humans taste like.
>>152660980Who's Mayeb?
>>152648895Tfw she could be a design for a potential daughter of Striker's... and that the series isn't about and ending with her and Blitzo together and raising a family.
>>152661529>Tfw she could be a design for a potential daughter of Striker'sSounds nice.>with her and Blitzo together and raising a family.She'll likely go after Moxxie and Millie's kid or maybe Agent Three. (Agent One & Two's kid.)
Need this with octavia
what would hb's canon characters think of you guys lusting after r63 versions of them?
>>152662418>StolasFlattered and a bit sad that you dont want him as he is>ShitzoHe'd try and bone you>MoxxieWould be weirded out and try to stay away from you>StrikerWould probably be cool about it, not really caring much either way>AndreWould feel insulted you do not find him attractive as he is as well
>>152661729>>152662656They all look like they post possums on bluesky.
>>152662656what would the girls think?
>>152662720What would the girls think of what, wanting to sodomize their male counterparts?Probably be all round disgusted
>the girls if they were real
>>152662720>what would the girls think?>"You're just like dad."
I wish there was more realistic art of her
>>152662744>>152662878>Loona finds out about your 'proclivities'>endless teasing about how you're a boykisser and probably picturing her with a cock>moxxie is just happy she's too busy ribbing (you) to call him fat anymore
>>152663146>Stolas' face when he finds out about your "activities." >He's offering to help you come out of your shell.
>>152650065I would try and fail, only to be relegated to being her man-servant/boytoy.Not the worst outcome really.
>>152663274>Anon is a closeted (bi)fag>Projects a lot, comes across as very homophobic, calls the owl man and his butt buddy faggots all the time>Then they find out he secretly likes cock>Stolas knew there was something about anon that reminded him of himself when he took the human as an apprenticeHow would octavia react upon finding out the guy she was crushing on is a fag?
>>152663146>go to Earth for a detox assuming hell's energies have corrupted you>prayer, purification rituals, the whole shebang>call Loona for pickup once you feel cured>she portals in>looks you up and down>hfw
>>152658043Sorry for late reply brother wanted to go out to the hw store to buy a whole ass toilet and sink for the baffroomhttps://files.catbox.moe/7ehp87.png
>>152663421SEXCELLENT
>>152663355>likes cockLame.imagine being a bottom
>>152659847I love that thicc owl lady...
>>152663421Hell yeah Papaya
>>152663355>How would octavia react upon finding out the guy she was crushing on is a fag?Well this depends, if Anon is actually bisexual or "bisexual." She'll still be happy that she might have a chance, she could fagbreak him or sad that she'll have no one to truly love her, her last chance was lost.>Stolas knew there was something about anon that reminded him of himself when he took the human as an apprentice>He cannot let Andre find out about his apprentice's sexuality, he can't!>If Andre finds out, Stolas will forever be stuck dealing with hell's frozen food brand Liberace.
>>152663552I wish there was more art of her.
>>152663878I hope she shows up in future episodes.
>>152663878Jesus christ I know how you feel.
>>152663902>>152663908I absolutely love her face, thing is,I wonder what her legs look like.
>>152664101I'm sure they are big and beautiful.
>>152664117I'm sure they are.
>>152663421good stuff
What if octavia was insecure about her body?
>>1526636721. "Fagbreak" sounds like a word you would find in a bizarro version of Glee.2. This is exactly why I don't believe people when they say Rusty is 100% gay instead of bi. There's something about post-hoc retconning his clear attraction to women that doesn't sit well with me.
>>152663672I think it would be funny if everyone could tell anon is a little bit fruity/zesty, but he vehemently denies any sort of attraction to the same sexObviously, hes not gay, but he is a super closeted bi dudeMaybe he even projects his own insecurities on those around him, especially moxxie
>>152665414she is insecure. she wouldn't fully cover up if she didn't like her own body
what was stella like back as a teenager?
>>152665673Probably even more irascible, if you believe it, since she was under the control of her familyAt least once she got hitched to stolas she got the freedom to do as she pleased
>superior timeline where everyone is normal>stolas and stella meet for the first time as teenagers>they fall in love and talk late into the night>stolas takes stella's hand>stolas, what would father think~!>he kisses her neck>y-your such a brute, don't stop>but know sex before marriage, they are civilized birds after all>they have a grand wedding>wedding night they fuck like doomsday rabbits >a couple of years later they have three kids>the twins and octavia
I wish the mods would actually purge bots from this site
>>152663528You can still appreciate dick without taking it up your own ass
>>152663421
>>152665850NTA but nigga you gay
>>152665877Not exclusively
>>152665908Still pretty fruity teebeeache.
>>152659711deliveranhttps://files.catbox.moe/c0kud8.png
>>152666203Nice!
>>152666203dear diary, that pussy was fat
>>152665928AWOOGA
>>152666359>.....>My pussy isn't fat.
>>152665646>Loona and Anon witness Vortex shirtless>Loona blushes beet red>turns to see Anon also blushing>with his spellbook in his lap>"I--">"Faggot."
>>152612239Such a cunt
>>152665513Is it bad that I want Rusty to bully me a bit
>>152663421Thank you for doing my request
Stella sucks imp dicks, balls, taint, clit, and assholes and there's no denying it.
bro is picturing imp dicks balls and assholes
>>152667587many such casesreal patricians picture owl pussies and assholes
Felt like doing something.Spoilered because mods are bipolar as hell, even if it barely counts as lewd.
>>152668023Nice
>>152657914Stella getting gangbanged by Imps.
>>152667340Not sure. But I know he'd definitely be freaked out by that idea.
>you get octavia pregnant before marrying herhow would her family react?
>>152668252Stolas would be delighted to be a grandfather, Stella is adding you and the baby to her hit list.
Remember that self interest is le bad and you should be in an unhappy marriage because HAIL COMTE
>>152668282>Stella is adding you and the baby to her hit list.i think it would be funnier if she absolutely hated you at first, but would have a complete 180* as soon as she saw the baby and would start doting over it like a broody henin terms of your relationship with her, she would be the stereotypical nagging mother-in-law
>>152668252WHOA MAMA
>You hypnotize loona.
>>152668803>ooooo, you wanna be respectable to those who deserve it. Ooooo, you wanna stop lashing out at people and not let your trauma define who you are. ooooo, you wanna do something with your life outside of be a receptionist and being on your phone all day, oooooo.
>>152666203Thanks Papaya. I love the way you draw body hair.
>>152668830>to those who deserve itYou know that probably doesn't include you, right?
>>152668953I can live with that
>>152668803>>152668830You do know how to get her out of her trance...right?
>>152668226The key is to make him bully you without letting him know you like it.
Thread is almost dead anyway so im gonna post a few pics
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>>152664101Same.
>>152642857I've seen this green quite a few times, but i never understood what's going on in the last couple lines.
>>152669040It all depends on how good of a mood he is that day. If i can go Psychiatrist-Larping Commentranny Youtuber on you for a second, Rusty definitely strikes me as someone with ASPD(Particularly hot-headed, reactive sociopathy). Easily provoked and prone to violent outbursts.You basically have to hope he's not at the stage where your attempts to get him to bully you cause him to melt down.
Borbs
>>152665414Edited the top corner out
>>152665414>>152669819I don't get this one.For one, Octavia looks thinner than Kate Moss, let alone the average woman today(picrel)
>>152669855you now how women arenot only are hells beauty standards big tittied bimbos with fat asses, but octavia herself is probably full of personal insecurities and self doubts
But seriously what the fuck kind of accident was Rusty supposed to have?
well, threads donesee you all in the next
>>152669911accent*And yes I know it's supposed to sound like Jonah Hill but he genuinely sounds Scottish or Irish or some shit.
Fuck Millie!
>>152670226Bounce her ass.
New thread.>>152670307>>152670307>>152670307
>>152667930My lust for birds overwhelms me once again.
