Post some street level fights
That Guy vs. That Other Guy.
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152615681Kramer vs. Kramer.
Roe v. Wade.
a single Kratos emerald > all chaos emeralds
This is the thread.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Spy vs. Spy.
>>152615736Based
The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account
>>152615709Wow, what riveting gameplay. Slowly carrying crystals from one place to another.
BEEF
>>152615681Luke custer vs yugo the wolf
>>152615765"..."
Lyekka vs. Japan.
Why street fighter characters are so weak on vsbw? Most of them are small building while the tekken fighters are mountain and the kof ones are multiversal
>>152615765SALUTATIONS FROM THE OTHER SIDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGRTTEP3Sjk
>>152615810
Vs. vs. Vs.
Donnie Darko vs. Donnie Brasco
>>152615821Show the rest of the fight
>>152615753he's running MTFL+++ though??
>>152615821But but but I-ian f-Flynn. And and and c-ChrisChan...
>>152615821>featless non canon crossover
Screw it, this is a Phantom of the Paradise thread now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2heDdTnorN8
>>152615846>He's bringing up the sonicfag rape defending unprompted nowMindbroken.
>>152615846Rape apologist
>>152615865We don't declare the contents of our posts here, anon.
>>152615865Post more Swan - it'll make you feel better.
>>152615681Homelander vs praetorian
>>>/bant/24049272Migrate to the real thread
>>152615843This. KINGtos’s jogging speed is MFTL+++, when he sprints it’s boundless.
>>152615880>no u
>>152615883...Paul Williams?
"YOU PROMISED ME YOUR VOICE, REMEMBER...!?"
>>152615896But when he casually walks, he's somehow reversing time. We still haven't figured that out. Don't even get us started on what happens when he cavorts.
>>152615900Yep!It's a great little movie.
>>152615880You don't get to deside anything, faggot.And since you keep claiming that Sonic rapes everyone, can you prove that he can rape Yujiro in his base form?
>>152615901>HIYA PAUL!
Can someone remind me who won the Death Battle episodes "Flash vs Sonic (Wally West vs Archie Sonic)" and "Bowser vs Eggman"?
>>152615916Uh no... but I can say CWC was groomed to rape his mom!
>>152615916>deside>other low iq esl irrelevancies
>>152615920HA!Was just thinking about that!
>>152615926>Flash won by punching so fast, he killed every single version of sonicHow the fuck does that work? I don't even care if that's something that can happen in the canon, wtf kind of bullshit logic is that?
HERE COMES INSPIRATION
What ChrisTINE-chan does with HER mother is none of MY business
"I'LL GET YOU, PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE!"
>>152615954YES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2PDPI1FUYA
>>152615954WHEN MY MUSIC MEETS YOUR SCIENCE, THEY'RE THE BIGGEST OF THE GIANTS
>>152615931Well, are you gonna prove that Sonic can rape Yujiro in his base form or not?
>>152615957If you say so, icky vic.
>>152615931Remember when you said Chris Chan raping an entire senior citizen facility was poggers?
>>152615954>>152615966>>152615970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qjtj9lliXU
Favorite songs from PotP?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpSROu-HKQg
>>152615998Nice!
Carburetors man, that's what life is all about!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhEboKJY_wo
Let's not forget Paul Williams wrote basically, the Muppets' National Anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS3Lkc6Gzlk
>>152616036DAMN STRAIGHT!
I guess this is a Paul Williams thread now.
>>152616050I know, it's so much better now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rv2VTQ8aRE
>>152616036Name three songs about rainbows Kermit
You think when this special aired, Paul Williams had a huge grin on his face?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VpPCKTCAI
Tueday, February 24, 2026. Today, I have decided to kill myself.
Where is Magik?Don't tell me she's dodging me.
>>152616071I'm Always Chasing RainbowsSomewhere Over the Rainbow.Rainbow Connection.
Another Paul Williams thread:>>152615426
>>152615896Slow.
>>152616088Your own song doesn't fucking count
>>152616027Cammy but slightly weaker wins since skullgirls has literally no canon feats outside of artwork
>>152615796>street fighter >noo why are they street level they're ummm kratosversal
>>152616083Kill yourself listtroon.
Seriously, it's fun little movie if you're looking for something to watch.
>>152616119Cope
>>152616104YOU DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT
>>152616130> it's *a* fun little movieD'oh!
Post characters that have been FTL for decades!
>>152616119Ooh, slut boy, you really cant stop thinking about me. Man, you're uptight.
>>152616152Droopy Dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80KfQ_DXDAIWINSLOW...!
>>152616131>>152616155Kill yourself listtroon.
>uh he scales to this character who scales to this other character with a lot of statements (no feats btw)Metal FRAUDnic
>>1526161111 - They do not want to consider the SF4 Aftermath shorts as canon (which includes crater level chun-li feat)2 - they do not want to scale everyone to Ken despite all of em fighting the comparable Shadaloo Dolls in the SFV storymode3 - due to their downplay the fodder hakan/e honda meteor was now outlier4 - Akuma /Oro >= Ryu/Bison > juri (sf4 with her eye) > everyone else is the standard and solid scaling chain and both cammy / chun are just not comparable to the upper tiers5 - They do not want to consider Killer Bee Cammy as country level despite her SFA2 ending being referenced in SFV and being stated to be country level in both americn and japanese versions6 - Unlike KOF, there is no indication in the tourneys that any of em are really that comparable to one another/all collaborate on one enemy/fight against each other on the same level seriously.
>>152615894Migrate, NOW.
>>152616185Ooh, the slut boy beckons, just thinking about me gets you all flustered
>>152616204No
>>152615709>Death Battle wanked Chaos Emeralds to universal>Kratos is 990 Million Universes lowballed holding back>had to put the Kratos Emerald on his shoulder to carry itTru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2JARLdVv5A
>>152616186>all of FAGon FAG out of NOWHERE
>>152616232DB already put it to infinite multiversal in the black boxes
>>152616133Damn, Kermit...are you okay?You're not looking so good...
>>152616217Kill yourself listtroon.
>>152616247fuark, the infinite multiversal Kratos emerald...
>>152615894>>>/bant/24049430Yikes
>>152616258Oooh say it again, slut boy
>>152616253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vxh1cuHmPg
>>152616259I'm referring to the Sonic shit
>>152616152Yo Bitch why'd you run away when I pointed out Lee jobbed to sound and provided the fight where it happens?
>>152616152.
>>152616277...OH NO!
>>152616262It doesn't show the goatse flag lol
>>152616284Naruto is much faster than Lee, so his speed isn't relevant.
>>152616289Arle's victim!
>>152616280no they didn't. They said they can destroy a universe, and that it doesn't scale to Solaris.
>>152616299Didn't Lee speed blitz Team 7 though
>>152616311Kill yourself listtroon.
>>152616320???
Fun trivia: Paul Williams was the voice of one-shot villain the Mother of Invention in the 1994 animated Tick series.
>SoundwaveI know you were reffering to something else, but I can't help but think about Soundwave, the transformer.Who would be a better musician; Soundwave or Miku?
>>152616299Actually it is relevant. You say Naruto has been FTL since the wave arc but taking the wave arc at face value and Dosu's statement after bodying Lee who bodied both Naruto and Sasuke means that light in Naruto is slower than sound or Naruto didn't have light speed feats until Madara spit at him.
>>152616325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMrNYoXuk0
>>152616327The actual musician
>>152616320Ooh say it again, slut boy, just thinking about me all the time.
>>152616327Until I hear music from Soundwave I have no choice but to choose Miku
>>152616272>>152616346Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616315When did they say that
>>152616352Rape apologist
>>152616329You can't dodge sound. It's everywhere. Even if you move faster than it, it still hits you. Not like Lee even knew what was going on in order to counteract.
>>152616352Aww c'mon slut boy, don't get too aggressive. But you can't just help yourself
>>152616360Damn, now I actually want to rewatch it.
>>152616369Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616361So light in Naruto is slower than sound.
>>152616354Mario vs Sonic. In fact it was in a blackbox itself, Sonic doesn't scale to Solaris' powers because Solaris doesn't use chaos control for any of it.
So...Omaha the Cat Dancer thread?
>>152616379Oh, wow, slut boy, you're really hammering that in. Just because little ol me lives in your head. :)
>>152616379Why are you a retarded rape apologist?
>>152616382What a stupid conclusion to come to. It'd be like dodging air.
>>152616396>>152616397Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
Guess that's a "yes" for Omaha.
>>152616405>NOBODY CARES! NOBODY CARES!Mind broken rape apologist
>>152616384>Mario vs SonicThat's the old one, in Bowsegg they do say Emeralds and Solaris scaling
>>152616414Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616361Dosu's teammate uses sound waves to mess with ground in order to save Dosu from getting one shotted by Lee using the primary Lotus.If Lee is faster than Naruto who is faster than Haku then the ground wouldn't have been softened by the sound waves in time to save Dosu. There is functionally no way for Haku to be light speed if characters faster than them can't out race a sound wave traveling through the ground i
>>152616405Oh, you're really stressing unto me, slut boy. All shuddering at the sight of me
>>152616433Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616442Ooh, wow slut boy, say it again. You get all flustered
>>152616449Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616458TRVTH
It's like watching a video game npc get stuck in a dialogue loop
>>152615681Any fights like this?
>>152616464I know, right?And not even in a fun way.
>>152616458G o o nSquirmy boy, tell me again. Say my name
>>152616464>>152616472Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616487Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616492>TEZUKAI wonder...
I concede, Sonic wins, I was coping all along but I cannot deny it further.
>>152616470Cell vs Metal Sonic
Samenic got mindbroken hard, he's a broken record.
It's fucking week 2...
>The Sonic fag got mind broken so badly, he's just spamming the thread nowGeg.
>>152616492>>152616504Tezuka.Catgirls....it's all adding up!
>>152616519...holder for the most wins in /dbg/
It's funny Sonic is even known for his "speed" when Naruto outpaces him casually.
>>152616525Thoughts on Bagi, the Might Monster of Nature?I liked it, but also agree that the ending isn't that great.
>>152616534
>>152616531Nah, of having his fans rape their own mother.
>>152616531Rape apologist
>>152616536But I suppose Tezuka wanted Bagi to go back to being a normal(-ish) animal.
>>152616512Correct.
>>152616552...and yes, before anyone asks, this is my fantasy that I keep spamming right now, I HATE Sonic btw.
honestly that just seems like an obvious falseflag Superman rapes (murders) everyone btw
>>152616531TRVTH NVKE
$50 says someone still has this statue.
>>152616565>only character ITT to canonically get rapedWhat did he mean by this?
>>152616501Aww, not saying my name. Debbie downer, slut boy. Though I guess you're just imagining me in your head all-day. I'll leave you to shudder at the thought of me.
>>152616531>...holder for the most wins in /dbg/if defending irl rapists was "wins" to your schizo mind
>>152616571>>152616564Probably this guy.
>>152616576>canonicallyif by canon you mean in an alternate universe that contradicts the main canon
My hero? Doesn't care about consent. She fucks whoever she wants.
>>152616595>
>>152616595Talia al Ghul?
Metal FRAUDnic REFUSES to do one simple thing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1SudXUi4A&t=63s
>>152616595Mira...
>>152616579Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616633>copenic spam
>>152616633You clearly do. Because you've been seething for hours.
>>152616630
>>152616646>You clearly doGodnicDAMN, he clearly does RAPE and GAPE Goku and his entire verse
>>152616633>>152616646>a minute and 2 seconds apart
>>152616636>>152616646Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152616668
Basically a street level fight since it's not like they're going to fist fight each other.
>samenic
Scans right here:https://archive.org/details/the-collected-omaha-vol.-01-06
>>152616660True.
>>152616329Lee jobbed to Gaara.
>WAAAAH DON'T SPAM MY SPAM THREAD?????
>>152616668Sonic isn't even my favorite character. He was better when his cockiness made him an asshole.
>>152616668>5 fingers
>>152616681https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Z6DrKaCaWU&pp=ygUHRGlnaXJhcA%3D%3D
>>152616699I see 4
>>152616687And Gaara's sand is faster than Haku so either Haku isn't light speed or light in the naruto verse is slower than sand and sound
>>152616700The movie was better than the shorts and im not afraid to admit it.
We can all admit that this was the leading cause of people getting into the whole size fetish scene, right?
>>152616715What the fuck are you talking about? Who said that?Bitch if theyr light speed why do they need to jump in trees like monkeys?
>The only one who can save these threads
>>152616735When I was younger, that scene made me feel "funny," and I *really* wanted to see her drink the whole thing and shrink away into nothing.
If your character was universe level before this discovery, it doesn't count.
>>152616765Like, I'd imagine her voice getting higher and squeakier until she completely disappeared with a barely audible "chirp" - and then, silence.
>>152616782why is it an egg?
>>152616735>>152616765>>152616796GOD DAMN IT.Okay...best shrinking episode: let he hear 'em!
>>152616744A Narutard has been insisting that Naruto has been FTL since the wave arc via a statement about Haku being light speed. Yet Naruto who beat Haku jobs to Lee who jobbed to sound waves and later Gaara's sand. Anon is making fun of said Narutard.
>>152616809Not /co/ material, sadly, but that one Spirit of Wonder episode is still pretty great.
>>152616831Especially at the very end where she's basically microscopic.
With the new baki anime releasing this month do you think we will finally get a baki episode?
>>152616817No one in Naruto is light speed.Madara was swinging the laser.
>>152616462I concur with this SCHOLAR.
>>152616809Yeah, I know the feeling - pure diamond, as the kids say.
>>152616817Naruto never jobbed to Lee in a real fight, he had no amps up.
Post DC characters jobbing to a door.
>>152616918we just straight up lying now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pBtbQO1llw&t=2s
>Sees retarded Death Battle spam-trolling.>But also sees kinky stuff being posted.I'm very conflicted on this one.
>>152616082Good riddance to icky vic.
>>152616809Also not /co/ material, but I remember nutting to the part in The 30-Foot Bride of Candy Rock where they shrink the main chick down too small (micro?) briefly while trying to get her back to normal size.
>>152616082...before I go I wanna say JOBnic is a bloody basterd benchod bitch and his fans lose all debates
>>152617000I always love the SW scenarios where a chick shrinks down so small that sperm cells are gigantic in scale.
>>152616966>No amps like I just statedI guess you are lying now, yeah.
>>152616947Boom. Done.
>>152617031I mean...
>>152617047
>>152616678They're basically the same guy.
>>152617042>It's not a serious fight unless [cope] happens! Naruto took that fight serious and got bodied now explain why Lee who's faster than Haku who you insist is light speed jobbed to sound waves AND sand. Or are you going to run away again?
>>152617000Don't feel too bad - I'm sure some weirdo out there also nutted to The Incredible Shrinking Woman with Lily Tomlin at some point....I'd never want to meet that person, mind you.
>>152616195It's retarded for base Ryu to be so far above everyone else
>>152617084Bill and Ted victim
>>152617140Okay, I'll admit that gave me a chuckle.
>>152617091>Naruto took that fight seriousProof?
>>152617140I-I cant refute this...
>>152617163You first. provide evidence Naruto didn't take that fight seriously because Naruto is clearly trying to prove himself against Lee.
What about this scene where Kawaki catches up with Delta's laser? It's damn near identical as Silver Chariot's feat.
>>152617125Great, now I'll NEVER get that song out of my head...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbZQXK6kBEs
>>152617184If you didn't hear the battle theme that starts with the drums then It wasn't a fight Naruto took seriously.
>>152617184Naruto comically rolls a bunch of times into a wall, the fight is obviously not to being taken seriously on his part and isn't at all being presented as him doing that. Also>>152617206And like I said, no amps. That's literally all signs pointing to it.
>>152617125SO...what if they produce an R/X-rated remake of TISW with a super-attractive actress, and - after a certain point - she just accepts her fate and stops wearing clothes entirely?
>>152617209Naruto isnt lightspeed even with kyuby amps retard
>>152617206So your evidence is... head canon?>>152617209>More Headcanon So nothing but your assumption>Amps you say this like Naruto can control when the 9 tails chakra at this point in the series.
>>152617215Like, after getting too small for doll clothes, she's just tired of it all.
>>152617233>Presents evidence>"T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT!"Your trauma is not my problem, agendaposter.
I don't know about you guys, but the shrunken woman stuff is actually WAY more entertaining than the "intended" spam-troll content.
> YOU ARE ALL IMAGINING A WOMAN SHRINKING DOWN AND FLICKING HER BEAN IN THE CUP OF HER NOW-OVERSIZED BRA.
Bitchruto can't move in stopped time. This alone disqualifies the entire verse from being wanked.
>>152617270> AND SHE'S SHRINKING EVEN SMALLER.
>>152617250What evidence? your head canon? You still haven't presented evidence of Naruto or anyone pre shippudden moving at flight speed. Characters FASTER than Naruto are slower than attacks moving at the speed of sound.
Damn, I was getting annoyed with all of this Death Battle shit, but now I'm just getting horny thinking about shrinking women.Remember Toyogub? His SW artwork was really great.
One day... one day...
>>152617297Light speed* lol auto correct is boundless.
>>152617297Come on, guys - SHRINKING WOMEN!
>>152617304No don't correct it. They can't move at flight speed either.
>>152617140I mean ideally we'd focus on old who since it fits the vibe of Lovecraftian work better but fair.
>Flight speed
Or are you guys more into giantesses?
Original or remake?BE HONEST.
So far I've seen no convincing argument for light speed
>>152617336Thoughts on the 50-Foot Woman?
Alright, Otto. I know this is you. Did you finally realize you've been caping for a monster?
>>152617336What the fuck are you talking about you cuck?
