*Block your path*
>>152669921What do you mean block? I'm on his side.
Batman x The JokerRobin x CyborgVenom x Eddie BrockDexter x MandarkStan x KyleCartman x ButtersTweek x CraigMr. Garrison x Mr. SlaveSteven x PeedeeLars x RonaldoSpongebob x PatrickSquidward x SquilliamPlankton x Mr. KrabsRen x StimpyTimmy x Chester x AJCrocker x JorgenCosmo x JuandisimoRobot Jones x SocksCubey x MitchMr. McMcMc x Principal MadmanCharlie x PimAlan x Mr. BossGlep x SquimChowder x GorgonzolaMung x SchnitzelLazlo x RajScout Master Lumpus x SlinkmanTodd x WallaceGideon x MattLucas x NeilScott x Other ScottKatayanagi TwinsCraig of the Creek x JPMiles x PeterNumbah One x Numbah TwoMurdoc x 2DRussel x DelOmi x RaymundoAang x SokkaZuko x JetIroh x OzaiCourage x EustaceDipper x BillStanley x StanfordEddy x EddEd x Johnny 2x4Brad x SheldonMac x BluWilt x EduardoAdam Lyon x JakeRiley x HueyUncle Ruckus x White JesusClay x StopframeOrel x JesusAbe x JFKMaster Shake x MeatwadRick x MortyJerry x JerryBart x MilhouseBurns x SmithersWally x GusBill x Josh x Pete x JerryJohn x DaveTavros x GamzeeSollux x KarkatJake x DirkEquius x EridanDoug x SkeeterArthur x BusterDiego x BootsDale x RedcornKing x HunterJax x KingerCaine x MingSwaysway x BuhdeuceJake x FinnToki x Nathan
>>152670043FPBP
>>152670223at least fujos are cute
>>152670130Nowhere near enough furry characters
>>152670130Perry x Doof
>>152670130>Cubey x MitchDon't tell Cubeyanon
>>152670130Homer x LisaRandy x WendyRatigan x OliviaUgly bastard x Dora
>>152670223Lolicon Boyfriend x Fujoshi Girlfriend
>>152670575A match made in hell
>>152669921>punctures gut>fat spills out
>>152670223This shit is so force
>>152670906You're forced, you moron.
>>152670130why would you ship shake with meatwad instead of frylock?? and all of toki's girlfriends looked like skwizgaar but i agree that nathan would be healthier
>>152669921A hero. Fujos did things to deserve him
>>152669921im about to beat the shit outta ya
>>152670223Why is Osaka dead?
>>152670043This.
>>152670708How about raging straight-girl fujoshi with fat old(looking) balding(teenage) friends?
>>152670223>>152670575This gives me an idea for a SillyTavern card
I wouldn't mind fujoshi if they weren't such raging hypocrites.
>>152671873Pretty much this.
>>152669921I act like this and look like this
>>152670043This
>>152672087Chad
>>152670130>Mr. McMcMc x Principal MadmanEh, Clancy X Madman works better.
>>152669921I used to be a fujo, this take is based, we needed to be corrected a long time ago.
>>152672160Once a fujo, always a fujo. The more you repress it, the stronger it becomes.
>>152672206Nah, its very much a teenage girl phenomenon. I just grew out of it.
>>152672160do fujos flick their bean to live action gay porn? I always wanted to know that
>>152670575Pedo man x normal woman is actually quite common
>>152672219Once you hit 30, it all comes back.>>152672223No, irl gay porn is gross.
>>152672219Do you think it's just regular age progression or do you think getting laid plays a role?
>>152672277how many cats do you have?
>>152672223Yeah duh
>>152672223What >>152672277 said. Only thing it's good for is drawing/commission references.
>>15267231611 with a litter on the way
>>152672130Both are wrong, Clancy x McMcMc is where it's at
>>152672223No, if you remember that one comic where yaoi fans start screaming as they get showed bara, it's basically that. it's women/girls who want to look at cute boys kissing, basically.It also ends up 'mapping' male/female roles onto gay couples most of the time and most of us tend to be brainrotted enough to troon out (see those yuri fans as a counterpoint) Thank god I left high school and college before transgender ideology became a major thing.>>152672308A little bit of both, you stop being as horny eventually and also we have very little experience with actual irl relationships/dating which feeds into it.
I think the natural antidote to m slash shipping is more tomboy girl leads.
i want a fujo GF
>>152672469Fujos will self insert as the tomboy and ship any two male characters together at all costs. You cannot stop them.
>>152672423>most of us tend to be brainrotted enough to troon out (see those yuri fans as a counterpoint)Modern day fujo spaces are fucking abysmal, like 80% of them are porn-addicted FTMs who self-insert as the half of the relationship they draw with a pussy. I really hope it will eventually die out in the next decade but I'm not holding my breath.
>>152670130Saying any South Park ship would have worked. 99% of the fanbase is made out of fujos. Also,>Courage x Eustace
>>152672480Digibro had a fujo gf that forced him to transition and then cheated on him iirc
>>152672510In 2030 western yaoi will have both sides with pussies.
>>152672480Unironically same.Feels like a fujo is the only kind of girl who would ‘get’ me.
>>152672423>>152672510This, back in the day fujos we’re pretty normal and harmless, I had small friend groups I used to meet up at conventions, and they were some pretty nice girls some of them identified as they/them and looked a little bit androgynous, but now you’ll see a lot more troons, it’s definitely not a girl’s club anymore, I kind of feel bad for them.
>>152672605>>152672510Yeah we used to be way more "normal" in a sense, just the opposite of the awkward nerd who wore Naruto headbands and ran around with their arms behind them. Just dumb, vaguely liberal girls who were super into anime/manga/pop culture shit, were shy and introverted, and kind of insecure about themselves as a person.
>"your autistic fujo cousin is coming over tonight, please try to behave around her anon">mfw
>>152672605>>152672637I really miss when fujo/yuri spaces weren't infested with trannies, feels like anything even remotely gay gets tranny bullshit when I know for a fact it didn't always used to be like that. This shit has been going on for a decade, I just want to look at gay shit without trannies shoving their disgusting girlcocks and boycunts everywhere and trying to make it all about them.They/thems either tend to be really sweet or really insufferable, there's no inbetween
>>152672649Corona?
>>152672650It's sad. Trans ideology basically tells people they're just sad because they're not the gender they should be, and if they just "Be Their Real Selves" they get access to an endlessly affirmational community who is tightknit and will never reject them. Also they can blame anything that happens to them on transphobia. I think that's also why you don't see a lot of reported "detransition rates" but you do see a massive amount of dropouts in most trans studies. It's very much a social contagion (I saw it sweep through my discord server and take like 10-15 guys myself) and sadly did work like crack in black communities.
>>152672650at least the mothership lets you filter a lot of it by excluding tags.
>>152670223Lame ass nlogs meme shit
Wait you guys are actually fujos I was just trolling
>>152670575that used to be chibireviews.....
>>152672808Hello, there's more of us here than you'd think
>>152672701>(I saw it sweep through my discord server and take like 10-15 guys myself) and sadly did work like crack in black communities.why are lonely men attracted to the idea of transitioning, why give up completely on masculinity? If they are so willing to transition, and have the courage to go on with it, you had the courage in you to do whatever you wanted but you chose this, is it just AGP turned up to 11?
>>152672850All your favorite boys will kiss and marry girls
>>152672853There's two parts to it - AGP/getting too lost in your fetishes and also extreme loneliness. Many guys who get attracted to this ideology don't typically get a lot of praise or positive attention and it eats them up, but suddenly in these spaces when you "come out" as a transgirl you get showered in praise, get called beautiful, people will treat you like a goddess. Praise feels good, so they get sucked more and more into it, to the point where they are taking irreversible drugs that ruin their bodies. There's an incel to trans pipeline, a porn addiction to trans pipeline, and sometimes there's individuals who fits both.
>>152672883That's okay, I have my imagination and fanart
>>152672907you either die an incel, or live long enough to see yourself become the porn addicted tranny
>>152669921I'm a guy who likes fujos because many of them are autistic women and/or women with male interests and male-leaning psyches. They are much smarter than the average straightshipping female fan and nowhere near as pathetic as male yurifags are. They are very dedicated towards their favorite hobbies, and they deserve applause for actually making shit like comics and videos.HOWEVERI do not like how many of them have horrible taste in ships. Half the time, many yaoi ships are OOC, taken widely out of plot-important context, or exist solely for the sake of having one. Often, they incorrectly label the "girl" in the dynamic as the "boy" and vice versa.I despise Zuko/Sokka. I hate Klance. Davekat is shallow. Kawoshin should have Shinji as the man in the dynamic and Kaworu as his housewife.
>>152672978Out of curiosity, what would you consider "good taste" in yaoi ships?
>>152672853It's very much a "grass is always greener" aspect. Like the ones who aren't porn addicted are usually sensitive young men who don't really feel comfortable with the trappings of masculinity or the roles they believe men have to play, so they instead start thinking they're actually girls--without realizing that yeah, everyone feels uncomfortable with their bodies as it's changing and yeah it's okay to not feel comfortable with your gender role in society but it doesn't change your sex. On a personal level I definitely would see the guys who transitioned have weird beliefs about cis women, like that we had sleepover parties that were basically entirely like in the movies, we were very touchy-feely and in-tune with our emotions, we got aroused by looking at ourselves in the mirror (lol) and so on.
>>152669921Wdym I'm on his side, too>>152672649Fucking good work, anon
>>152672219>>152672277TITS OR GTFO
>>152672883>thinking fujos have ever really given a shit about thisonly the twitter babies have any expectation of headcanons becoming canon. the biggest ships are almost always totally out of the question in the source material.>>152672978Or they pick a pairing that is super basic bitch because it ticks some entry-level box instead of going for the one that would be much hotter or more interesting.
>>152672990I thought Johnkat was endearing. I like Harry/Kim. Snake/Otacon is cute. Male Shepard/Garrus is also good.I understand that the appeal of Yaoi is two men except one of them is a woman in all but body (so young women can safely engage with romance without feeling insecure) but I believe that "good Yaoi" remembers that both characters are still men. Even if one of them has a female-leaning psyche, he shouldn't have a female psyche outright.Can't BL actually be about...boys in love?
>>152673035>>152672978Like I said, a huge amount of it is just women mapping male/female relationships onto the pairing and deciding arbitrarily one of them is gonna be the chick. You still see it even now that it's become more "progressive" and "woke", they just hide it better.>>152673030Here you go, anon.
>>152673052I also find Magneto/Prof X to be compelling. Lex Luthor/Superman is funny. Thor/Loki is actually pretty based.I don't like Batman/Joker outside of Telltale and the Lego Movie. It fundamentally misunderstands Joker as a character. Even when Miller established it as a thing, it was not only incorrect and off-base but fed into "The Joker is the most important guy ever" phenomenon.
>>152673071Sometime it helps if there's a higher barrier to entry, like it's a canon ship from a book or a long-running series with little outside material to consume.
>>152673052The fujo anon here again, thinking about Mass Effect again, I'm distinctly reminded that a huge proportion of female players went for the Garrus romance, myself included. Like so many people had the hots for an alien with a visibly distinct and inhuman body. Dunno if that factors into anything, but I definitely remember those days.
>>152672853An overwhelming amount of AGPs are repressed gay/bisexual men with female-leaning psyches, NOT female psyches outright. They are not physically intersex, but emotionally they might as well be.It's why there's a lot of overlap between incels/Nice Guys/simps/AGPs. A good chunk of the male American population are men who think and feel like women do, but they have no means of safely expressing themselves like in other parts of the world. In ye olden times, they'd either be concubines, crossdressers, plowing through male whorehouses, or being dommed by women in places of authority.
>>152672650Straight women who were into yaoi were called problematic for fetishizing the gays. In turn they identified as bisexlual and asexual to dodge the criticism. That slowly evolved to non binary and FtM.
>>152673173Garrus has dad energy. He's safe but not the non-threatening and soft kind. Strong enough to be kind and gentle, and more than kickass enough to defend the people he loves.For women, he is husband material. For men, he is brother material.
Unironically how do I get a fujo gfWhere do I meet these women>>152673191Majority of yaoi/yuri fans are straight women/men. They’re the majority so the market will end up catering to them, but I do kind of pity actual fags who can’t get the romance they want even in “gay” romance. Silly to call anyone problematic for it though. There just needs to be more of a push for different genre names or target audience names or something.
>>152673189In my experience, most AGPs I've seen are straight men who identify as "transbians" and invade lesbian spaces. The r/ActualLesbians subreddit is infamously at least 70% men and lesbians who speak out about it get banned for "transphobia".>>152673191I very much noticed this too, when I noticed the rise in FTM "gay trans boys" in fujo spaces I immediately clocked that many were doing it to avoid being called "problematic".
>>152673281You have a few choices:>befriend one over social media>hang out at conventions>time travel back to middle or high school
>>152673281If you're not a teenager/college age who can go to a club, unironically conventions are probably your best shot.
>>152673321>befriend one over social mediathis is your best bet, it’s what worked for me.as long as you have common interests and you are not a complete spurg you should be fine.
>>152673281I'm not one myself, but I've made friends with a number over the years by hanging out in online spaces where they also feel comfortable.
>>152672978Zuko/Sokka is so fucking bad the new fandom gaslit themselves into thinking it's always been a staple ship for years. How many times do those talk to each other??
>>152671403The lolicons and fujoshis went to war. She was the only casualty.
>>152673419Zuko/Sokka exists for the same reason that Kylo/Hux and Klance does. At some point around 2013-2015, new Yaoi ships stopped being about the characters and more about fujos warping the characters to suit a self-indulgent framework that exists outside of the canon and metaphysics of the story. The characters are warped to fit a mold that wasn't meant for them in the first place. Facets and defining aspects are reshaped or cut off to make one "the girl" and the other "the boy".In short, Yaoi got Coffee Shop AU'd. Normification and enshittification came for the fujos because they refused to gatekeep and stamp out normie/midwit fujos.
>>152671337This. Shake and Fry are the gay dads and parents to Meatwad who is the austistic little 48 year old kid
>>152671873The only good fujos are bisexuals who thirst over female characters. Straight fujos who seethe over men liking sexy women should jump into a volcano for the good of humanity.
>>152673321>>152673333>>152673397This is gonna sound autistic as fuck but I am autistic as fuck, how the hell do you make friends over social media. I have literally never done it. Doesn’t help that I have zero social media presence, but…Is it just being active in a discord long enough? Messaging someone on twitter a weird amount?Never been able to make friends at conventions either, feels awkward as hell to just walk up to people.I understand the underlying issue here isn’t just meeting fujos but my overall fundamentally inadequate social skills, but that’s easier to work on with specific goals. And aiming in this area helps with that.
>>152673516I really loathe when someone does a non-magic AU for a setting where the defining fantastical elements that make the story what it is require zero effort to include.>this is an urban fantasy series where the magical stuff can either be background noise or so unrestricting you can get away with handwaving them>let's put them in a coffeeshop and also say there's no magic even though these aren't in conflict
>>152671337>>152673541Shake is successfully abusive toward Meatwad, he does not get away with acting like that toward Frylock who will shut his shit down fast if he tries it.Which dynamic most women prefer for schlick material is self evident. I’m sure the latter has its audience, but not the majority.
>>152673558Just do what I did. Be active on your favorite subr*ddits and discords dedicated to your favorite shows/games/comics/etc and loudly proclaim your opinions. Argue a lot. Share your fanfiction. Post fanart you like. Comment a lot. Get into a routine of chatting with like-minded people. Reach out to them or respond if they reach out to you.
>>152669921I've always tried to not antagonize fujos because I think only one of them could understand me, even if in an abnormal twisted way.I don't think I can compromise with a normal girl, and I don't think I'd do them any good. A rotten man needs a rotten woman.
>>152673558I have yet to understand when is it okay to DM someone on Twitter. I just feel like I'd be prying open someone's door and forcing myself in.
>>152673558Most people I have in my private DMs are people who were more forward with wanting to talk with me for a reason. I'm a little more reserved for a reason on the interwebs.
>>152673602Thanks for the advice. Not giving up on love and friendship just yet, no matter how strong the temptation.Might need to broaden my horizons as far as hobbies go though, I’m almost entirely into older stuff and with most of those things the fanbase is 99% men. Oh well.>>152673829>>152673857There was one person I used to talk to over discord but lost contact with over time. We didn’t talk that much either so I wouldnt say we were friends, but still. It was the only time anyone had ever DM’d me to talk, and I just sort of went with it. We had talked a little before in the discord itself so it wasn’t too weird, it was a gaming discord and we had played some matches and talked about them a little.I guess if someone really doesn’t want to talk they can just not respond? There’s a bit of social pressure on them to, though. Maybe forcing that situation is just a necessary step. Probably okay to do as long as you back off if they aren’t interested.Never get better without practice I guess.
>>152673558I got with my current bf over discord. We were very good online friends who shared an rp server for a very niche fandom, he stuck up for me (I distinctly remember when I flounced out of the server one time because of some server drama and he started spam posting a certain cockroach doujin in my defense lol. I eventually flew out to meet him, plotted it out with his friends and everything, and made it a surprise. He wasn't aware until I got on the flight and messaged him that I was going to be in his state very soon. We are now in our third/fourth year of dating I believe. Basically, do your best to build relationships first, I don't know how much water friendzoning holds but it didn't work on my end.
>>152674025Thanks for that insight.If you don’t mind me asking was the rp sfw or a nsfw server? Just for context.Haven’t tried rp since I was a young teenager (not knocking it, just failed to get into a group anywhere back then and kind of gave up on it), so I feel like I’d be awkward as hell trying it now. Also in my early 30s which makes me feel too old for it, or at least for getting into it now. Makes me kind of wary of discord in general with how many young people are using it. It’s the only thing adjacent to social media I even have though, so probably my best bet of meeting anyone. At least with discord you start out in groups based on a subject, on something like twitter I have no idea how you’re even supposed to exist there if you aren’t a creative who makes things.
>>152674025>my current bfDon't call such a long-term relationship "current".
I'm kind of afraid of being in modern fandom/fujo spaces because I'm worried some Aiden will sniff out that I'm not a fan of troon stuff and snitch on me. I can keep my mouth shut whenever I see one going on about gender shit but it still makes me feel I'll never truly be welcome. I imagine I'm not the only one in those spaces in a similar boat, so how do I stay sane?
>>152669921what is a fujo? I watch anime but I don't care to learn or retain the fan terminology.can't you fuckers just use the english name for these terms rather than pretending to be japanese?
>>152675202I've mostly had the impression that the only people who really interact with the 'X is trans' brigade are people into that sort of thing while everyone else just carries on as usual. Fujos aren't going to be pressured into adding or putting up with a vagina in their gay smut no matter how hard someone wants to pretend a vagina in the m/m category isn't retarded when dealing with physical attraction and sex. Those are just people writing hetshit in a wig.
>>152675238A fujoshi (or just fujo) is a female fan of male/male ships, a male fan of it is called a fudanshi. Not sure if there's an English term besides just "yaoi fan" or "slash fan"
>>152673071Someone needs to do one of these for dicks. I swear people WITH DICKS don't know how to draw dicks half the time.
>>152675315yeah, slash fan would be the original from the kirk/spock days. i don't love that fujo seems to be taking over when we've had a specific term for it in english for far longer than the japanese one had any currency AND the japanese one is more restrictive in use.
>>152675244Yeah. I imagine that's the case. It's still really frustrating because every public/semi-public adult fandom server I've been in seems to be all in on the "trans rights" train with an overwhelming amount of FTMs and a few MTFs for good measure. Sure, I'll talk about fantasies involving characters we both like, and I'll share art I find and compliment theirs, but every once in a while someone will share some random shit like how being called a "good boy/girl" gets them horny because it's "affirming to their gender" and I just want to gag. Sometimes I wonder if there's other people in there with me that feel similarly to how I do but can't say anything about it. There probably is.
>>152675446There's probably a fair bit of genuine tolerance of transfolk as fangirls tend to run very progressive, but getting it in the fanart or story you want to read about characters you already picture a certain way is a very different thing. I've seen discussions about this where the answer amounts to "it's fine if you don't want to see it, that doesn't make you bad".Just have to be careful about clout chasers, but if you're not a public presence like some writers then there's nothing to worry about.
>>152675202I understand this feeling. I dont really give a shit what someone wants to do to themselves, and even support the right (not necessarily the choices made) of an adult to have autonomy over their body. But I also dont feel an obligation to encourage or play along with their advanced crossdressing.But if you dont play along then you will end up permabanned from every server that finds out.>>152675446Understand exactly this too. I can have genuinely pleasant and interesting conversations with them, but at the same time it feels like there’s a permanent wall between us because I will never believe they are what they claim to be, and if they ever learn that about me it will result in my fucking banishment from the overall community.Most of my discord time has been spent in the esports community, where trannies are fucking permanently online and almost always mods. I dont know how it is in fandom circles. I just ignore it whenever it comes up in conversation and that works well enough, but I kind of hate myself whenever I give in to their pronoun just so I dont end up fucking banned.
>>152669921anti-japanese racism
>>152675374what's your opinion on ''cosplay''?
>>152675971did we already have a simple term specifically for dressing up like a character? i think it fits pretty naturally in english since it's a portmanteau using english words to begin with. it makes sense.
>>152675835Alternatively just use their username, idk they might pick up on that though. Also damn, I had no idea they took over reports. I guess it makes sense though.I don't like a lot of the gay shit in spaces I hang out in and yeah I just don't engage with it. Yuri is cute sometimes though.
>>152676006fair enough
>>152670130>Cubey x MitchSorry anon, straight ships aren’t allowed.
>>152672482They self insert as the twinks and in this case, one of the thinks is just a tomboy
>>152670334>>152672261Excuse your entire species, you disgusting assortment of landwhales, asians and pajeetas/mehicanas? >FujosNORMAL? NORMAL? Don't make me count your anime figurines you sick disgusting fuck! I am one phone number away from calling the cops.Don't flirt with me or my son you disgusting fujoshit. And stay away from Bambi you sick zoo furry fujoshits.My son will marry the equivalent of princess Peach like the 90s taught him, not some black haired bitch fujoshit who'd pair him up with the ugliest woman possible to make ugly babies like you. You ugly baby. Stay away from my sons, brothers, fathers and me, you ugly bitch. Some people aren't meant to breed and (You)'re some people. Go adopt a 12th cat like you types always do.
>>152672883Gosh I sure hope so
>>152672953>pretending the catergories are mutually exclusive
>>152672978>male leaning psychePlease shut the fuck up with the psycho babble. Just say "tastes" or "personality"
>>152673419Zuko/sokka was 100% just klancers latching onto similar looking characters post Voltron. I think their brains should be studied because they were absolute plague. Atla had once been such a bastion of straight shipping too
>>152672649KEK>>152672808yes, it's more common than you think
>>152672978>I'm a guy who likes fujos because many of them are autistic women and/or women with male interests and male-leaning psyches. They are much smarter than the average straightshipping female fan and nowhereYou're a tranny or a really dumb whore woman.Yeah they're called whores. Whores are dumb as shit.So many pseudo-intellectual Dunning Kruger syndromes in here with blatant lies like "women with male interests " since when is it a male interest to enjoy gay porn? Autistic women are the dumbest asocials shits I've seen, they can't even hide the fact they're women and keep pretending they're gay men and vice versa when it fits them, just like jews.>>152672997> like that we had sleepover parties that were basically entirely like in the movies, we were very touchy-feely and in-tune with our emotionsYeah cause you're mentally insane whores and walking stereotypes. Sane in the head straight women don't do that shit and have the same reaction as a male to gay porn. I know I started having the same reaction towards lesbians, barfing my ass off. Sane people don't do that, stop trying to normalize your mental insanity and trying to follow what the jew Hollywood tells you. Nobody sane in their mind masturbates in the mirror.I still have no idea what CIS means other than CIS Miami and I am very proud to stay ignorant of that 1 bit and staying with my objective millennial beliefs and "do not take anything seriously out of the internet and mental retarded gen-Zers"Even the mentally insane back in the 70s knew they were mentally insane or wrong, but today's generation prides themselves in thinking they're right while spouting the most fencesitting lukewarm opinions and delusional ignorant Hollywood-pro trash I've ever seen in my life.
>>152677428Here's a goddamn truthpill none of you dumb gen-Zers and traitorous millennials will ever admit while sitting in your face:You're all a bunch of delusional antisocial dumbasses with -40% birth rates because you sit at the PC all day staring at your TikToks and Youtube.You haven't interacted in real-time with a human voice, face, body langauge in over 16 years.You're turning each other into autists.PCs are for nerds like me, not for impressionable dumb children like you growing up to turn into dumb autistic laboratory children who believe everything you see in Hollywood and on the internet.You don't have your own dialogue, voices, thoughts cause you sit all day at your fucking PC. 24/7. Only us nerds should do that cause we're self aware and don't believe in bullshit like you hippies and degenerates do. Even the hippies were more self aware than you.That one I can't blame it on the jew, that one is on you, including Corona. You dumbshits allowed the government to boss you around and steal your dogshit ideas like the masks you copied from China and the trannies from tumblr.I never ever saw a millenial and gen-Zer and gen-alpha out in the streets protesting this new liberal-communism garbage. You faggots enjoyed Corona cause you were already sitting at home 24/7 in your phones. And the other ones bought tiny dogs to go outside with. God I hate tiny dogs, they're like trannies.
>>152670043Based.
I "love" how to an untrained eye you all come off as reasonable *straight* individuals until you dissect the text a little and I notice you consider the abnormal normal and talk about it so casually like it's a good thing OR I get to see you in real life, how you look and then I get the full contextual picture which you ALWAYS REFUSE to give, typical of anonymous. You're starting to really badly remind me of 2012 /mlp/, /co/mrade and that's not good. They're pretending to be self aware while still throwing a curveball "Oh no we're still better than you"2020s+ /mlp/ right now is so fucking dumb it still thinks it represents 4chan culture at its peak, the absolute cretins. And you know why these very young millennials and gen-Zers think they're better? because they compare themselves to a hulking carcass known as the Sharty and gen-alpha, not realizing /mlp/ were always the unpopular odd ones out back then, even /co/ was and is still considered /co/mblr, the most liberal feminine gay board on 4chan and is only "good" when compared to [r9k] and /s4s/ It's been 15 years, 4chan's co-admin, Partap Davis' home address has been leaked 4 times now and you do nothing with the information while solving this insufferable captcha or using 4chan plugins and alternate websites to evade it or load up cache and cookies from somebody else to evade it.And you faggots haven't gotten any more honest and objective about things or grown the fuck up and stopped suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Those who did left this place instead of staying and educating the masses or speaking out loud , while ironically getting shunned and thrown out, ironic to have your opinions be too spicy for 4chan of all places.
>>152677453>I hate tiny dogs, they are like tranniesUltimate TRVKE
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>>152672223Unironically to actual cp
What would happen of the incels and fujos made contact with each other?
>>152678332/co/mblr The more standardful ones would say no to a relationshit and either evade and do nothing or evade and get /fit/ and /lit/ to avoid an unholy matrimony with your own reflection or a twisted side of yourself.The less standardful ones would bask in the degeneracy and fuck their own rule63 or their own ribs.
>>152677967You're projecting
>>152677817>227 to 5000+Fucking grim man. The girls are NOT ok. What the hell happened?
>>152677817Klance was the worst thing to happen to fujoshis and fandom as a whole
>>152678733>there are still die hard klancers today>They're the single reason sokka/zuko shot up>both cases the canon relationship is a nothing burgerI'm so curious what the age range of klancers is. Is it a gen z thing? Is it the microplastics? Transgender/identity politics? What happened in 2016 that made every so stupid?
>>152673584You'd be surprised to find out that fujos see the 48 year old meatball as a literal baby, and so anyone that ships him with shake is scheduled to be burnt on a cross. I hate nu-fandoms
>>152678332I imagine that they would talk about Internet culture back in the 2010s, memes, fandom culture, strange corners of the Internet, anything back in those days when the Internet was more funner, the fujo would talk a lot about Tumblr, my space, A03, fashion trends back in the day.The incel, would talk about 4chan, new grounds, something awful, video games/movies Internet memes and pop culture trends.
>>152678332>>>/co/
>fujo thread>no gay shipping Let's fix that
>>152670130>Lazlo x Raj>Not Lazlo x EdwardTerrible. I'm revoking your fujo pass.
>>152670575That's just 4chan x tumblr.
>>152677817Wow that's shocking. I had no idea there was such a drastic uptake in userbase in general either, I'm surprised.
>>152670130I've shipped maybe 10 of these over the years.
>>152679779Was waiting for someone to bring up Hazbin, it's like THE fujo cartoon right now.
>>152670575They split the difference and enjoy cute shotas together.
>>152672308Once you actually see a penis irl the fantasy becomes much less attractive.
>>152672649>anon doesn't know what condoms are
>>152680050alternatively, the appeal of the fantasy penis grows
>>152678332Where do you think you are?>>152678733Social medias are the worst thing that happened to fandom and people.
>>152670575>>152672818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrx7cCZA8cY
>>152670043Same here.
>>152672649Holy based
>>152672572His gf was lolicon.>>152673296More like a lot of them spent so much time identifying as male that they developed dysphoria.The core problem with fujos is they will only admit it's porn for them when they're actively called out and the other 95% of the time will pretend they're just shipping because they find it cute or admire a specific chemistry.
>>152672808It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
>>152680342>It's a dirty jobDoesn't have to be.Please go shower stinky.
Smells like bitch in h-oh fuck, oh God my eyes are watering it's so bad, I can't fucking breathe oh God it's getting dark
>need fujo gf>She could be fat dorky annoying and kind of cringe>she can be a femcel>I slowly cure her girl brain rot, by encouraging her to clean her room take showers on a normal basis>we go to conventions together and cosplay as her favorite ships>we then move in together
>>152680569Lacks specificity, believabilityand somehow also imagination. Where's chapter 2
>>152680621>be me>24yo anon>weeb trash>obsessed with finding fujo gf>yaoi-obsessed waifu who gets my degenerate >tastes>lurk on /r9k/ and discord servers>spot her post>“tfw no bf to cosplay BL ships with”>dm her>turns out she’s peak shut-in femcel>lives in mom’s basement>hasn’t left house in 2 years>only friends are online husbando simps>we vibe over doujinshi recs>start voice chatting>her voice shaky af>first call lasts 5 mins before she ghosts>persist like a chad>send her memes about our fave ships>she opens up>tells me about anxiety attacks>jobless, no irl friends>encourage her>“anon you can do it, start small”>convince her to apply for remote gig>she gets it>wtf.jpg>now she has income>next level: outdoor date>meet at con>she’s in full cosplay hiding face>hold her hand through crowds>panic attack midway>calm her down with ship headcanons>success>dates escalate>park walks>then actual dinners>help her rebuild social skills>introduce to my normie friends>she fits in somehow>bond over marathoning anime>confess feelings>she says yes>tears.exe>fast forward 6 months>she’s got a job irl now>therapy helping>moves out of basement>ask her to move in>“only if we get a yaoi shrine”>deal>now cohabiting>morning cuddles with BL manga>tfw finally got my fujo gf>life upgraded10/10 would deradicalize again
>>152680187His ex-fiancé looks like him in a wig, lmao.
>>152680793Yeah, that's that good shit.
>>152680290>pretend its because they find it cute or admire a certain chemistry It's not pretending. The sex isn't hot if it lacks a dynamic
>>152681235This. If it's just two guys fucking that's a dime a dozen and nothing special, but if they have a fun dynamic both inside and outside of the bedroom that's where magic is made.
>>152671469So a fujoshi gets with the Eltingville guys?
>>152672605>This, back in the day fujos we’re pretty normal and harmlesssure, if you ignore the ones that would flying tackle you or beat you with paddles
>>152681235My point is they pretend its JUST that.Like when you see them get into shipping wars for a certain character, they'll pretend the "makes me horny" factor isn't there and don't want anyone bringing up how they're biased to their own fetishization of the M/M dynamic while gladly screaming about the "heteronormative lens" of the people they're talking to.Shippers in general tend to be hypocritical shit flingers so that's to be expected
