Discuss CAPE HEROES and matchups you want to see.
ListKEK LOST. CapeGODS WON!!
Metalfags, proclaim the score.
Superman is POWER plus HOPE.If you give Superman scaling to a character without Superman's personality you get only power lowercase because these nihlistic stories can't help but turn their fake Supermen into jobbers and end up with something that fundamentally isn't Superman. You get Omni-Man or Homelander or any one of a million generic fake Supermen. What people who want to subvert Superman in this way don't understand is that Superman is ALREADY a subversion of what SHOULD happen when you give a man unlimited power. A man as powerful as Superman should not be as incorruptible as he is, but is incorruptible because he is a symbol of HOPE.If you take away Superman's scaling, you end up with a character who isn't powerful enough to always save the day and that's not really Superman either. There's hope, lowercase because these low power-level stories can't can't help but turn their weak but selfless heroes into jobbers but the characters lack the ability to accomplish anything and everything. This gives you Peter Parker or Mark Grayson or Mumen Rider. A Superman without his limitless power cannot always be a symbol of HOPE. Mark and Peter are great but they often come across things they simply aren't equipped to handle, and they have to suffer and lose and let people get hurt or die because they don't have enough POWER to be Superman.Now you might say that these things aren't always true even for Superman himself, you might say there are Superman stories where he has no HOPE, no POWER. And you're right. But that's because some writers don't UNDERSTAND what makes Superman, Superman.Superman stories are ASPIRATIONAL SYMBOLS of what we SHOULD be.If it doesn't give us something to ASPIRE to, it's NOT SUPERMAN.
This is THE thread.
>>152676833FPBP.
Never forget who is above all of your "heroes".
>>152676858Hulk?
>>152676858They can nuke 100 threads.I'll make 101.
Dunno about that but my OC, that Green Alien Squid, beats Superman
>JOBnny
>>152676844Didn't read.
>>152676898*Couldn't
>>152676900SuperBROWN....
>Doctor Doom is already taken>DB doesn't give an iota of a fuck about Touhou so no Yukari eitherWho is he supposed to fight then?
>>152676915Idk,Sukuna I guess
>>152676830Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
>>152676933lost all battles kekaroo
>>152676915Sinbad?
Another thread another REMINDER that BruCHAD Almighty RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse.>casually moves the Moon closer to the Earth>makes a meteor impact Earth>made specific stars and constellations to line up the way he wanted for his date night>Well, is GOD.Post your HERO doing any of the following? ON SCREEN.
>>152676977this dead frog has done all of those things and he's not even the strongest warhammer character
>>152676915Final fantasy gilgameshFF Gil scales to the warrior of light and no difs fate gil
He's never coming back, is he?
>>152677006He's a soon to be Bobobo victim
>>152676830Give Violator a fight
>>152677011dung eater victim
>>152677006I think Popeye vs Bobobo might happen
Behave
>>152677014Violator gets worm scaling from his movie actor eating a bunch of em in a pizza slice
>>152677009>>152677016Bobobo is for Axe Cop
>>152677032dung eater scales to the tarnished and is a universal reality warper with the mending rune of the fell curse in effect
>>152677073i do want to stress that the reality warping is ONLY with his rune overwriting the elden ring though, don't sperg at me over scaling
>>152677014>Sonic's entire fanbsse out of NOWHERE
>>152676830>Muh hopeHope doesn't change reality.
>>152676933>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses>Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire versesonly on opposite day, weak faggot
>>152677014>Mario's entire fanbase out of nowhere
>>152677135>The building level threat thinks he can take on any version of Supes
Say their names
>>152677168>Parrotnic
>>152676833
>>1526768383-2 in Mario's favor...
Just read a fic on AO3 where Mario became Sonic's buttslut
>>152677014Yup YUP can't be anyone else but ME! YUMMYROO!
>>152677260>>152677215>>152677195>>152677168>>152677156ULTRA BEAM
>>152677127>>152677168>>152677260dung eater is called that because he's a necrophiliac psychopath who defiles the corpses of immortals so badly they permanently diethe first time you meet him in elden ring he tells you he'd rape you to death if the magic of the roundtable hold didn't stop him from doing so
>>152677280>Average SHITnic fan
>>152677193Nip One and Nip Two
Why are people in love with characters like Sonic, Dante, Doom Slayer and Simon the digger type over the top overpowered hope kino but hate Superman when he does it and call him boring?
>>152677318SAY ITKA-MEN RI-DERUL-TRA MAN
>>152677321They are trash furfags, or like guns. And Superman is neither of those things.
>>152677321>Just noticed simonOr they like overpowered anime twinks
>>152677321I like the Hulk.
>>152677321>but hate Superman when he does it and call him boring?Whenever someone calls Supes boring in a powerscaling thread they are just admitting they're mad Superman stomps their hero.
>>152677321Superman is so baked into the hopekino genre they forget he's THE trendsetter. He's THE original hopekino character.They think he's boring because he's so foundational they don't realize he's actually a massive subversion of more classical heroes like Zorro, Robin Hood, The Phantom, or Scarlet Pimpernel, who were actually all a lot more like Batman.There would be no other hopekino characters to compare to Superman without Superman defining what hopekino is, but because he's definition-setting they think that means he's standard and therefore boring.
>>152677321Eh, he's alright but he's no Kratos
>>152676844>>152677363why do sneedpermanfags write novels itt?
>>152677260Matiofaggot...>>152677280Yep, that's Mariojeet
>>152677387Because we have something to say.
>>152677396Who's Matio?
>>152677280Brownic...
>>152677280Sonic RAPES and GAPES him and fills his bootycheeks with hot spunk
>>152677387>Seething at Superman scholars
>>152677396>Eslnic the brown hedgehog's delusions again>>152677406>Fagnic
Thoughts on this image?
*Turns you black*Heh, what now, chuddie?
MAAAAAAAATTTTIIIIIIOOOOOOOOTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
Matchups for this feel?
>>152677396>MatioSonicjeet...
>>152677438Naruto's shadow clones watching Raikage and Hinata have sex again.
>>152677321Simply put, Superman is very straightforward and doesn't have much flavor to him. Simon, like him or hate him, is obviously meant to be a symbol of determination and pushing through any kind of struggle, much like Goku. Dante is obviously traumatized by his past, but he hides it with a smile and manages to enjoy the little things in his life. Doomguy/Doom Slayer is a hero motivated by sheer rage and vengeance. And Sonic? Well, the thing is, he doesn't do good things out of obligation. He does heroic acts like Supes because he wants to. It's the little things that make them stand out, and Superman, as much as I love the guy, can come off as unappealing to those who like heroes with traits that make them stand out.
>>152677403>>152677447Matio is the fake Mario that Mariofaggot shills as being super strong.
>>152677465>Matio is the fake Mario that Mariofaggot shills as being super strong.>Schizonic sonicfaggot trying to deflect his brown ESL comment
>>152677419don't let sonic see this image
>>152677419MarioDAMN!!!!>>152677422Wtf I'm a Mariobro now
Sonic only does things because he wants to RAPE and GAPE.>>152677419FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK I NEED TO RAM MY BLUE HEDGEHOG GOONCLITTY SO FAR UP HIS ASS HE'S NUTTING OUT HIS MOUUUUTHHHH
Why do Mariofags spam gay shit so often?
>>152677460>Superman is very straightforward and doesn't have much flavor to himIt only seems this way because we've had almost a century of characters building off of him. Supes is the giant whose shoulders characters like Simon are standing on, the heroes whose traits let them stand out are standing out from Superman's baseline example.
>>152677506>MariofagsYou mean the schizo Sonicfags that keep spamming giant gay copypastas unprompted of wanting every character gay for him and saying gay sonic shit like "Sonic strokes men off masterfully" and "Sonic's tight little asshole" and "filling men's cheeks with cum"
SHUT UP!!! I HATE WEAKLING!!!
>>152677536CANON
>>152677530>falseflagging homo MariofagYou can see the typing style for all the gay copypastas is literally the exact same as Mariofag posts>>152677494Look at this and tell me this isn't a falseflag. I dare you.
>>152677552>falseflagging homo Mariofag>You can see the typing style for all the gay copypastas is literally the exact same as Mariofag posts>SchizonicAnother one of your own is a self projecting gay faggot. I had to argue with that fag for an hour and he still said those gay copypastas "weren't gay". You can't spam falseflag for all your problems. Most of the sonic gay posts don't use goonclitty or all caps either, just unironic homo shit. He also gets triggered when he gets called fagnic.
>>152677260Deku ...
>>152677536That capsule? Weighed more than 999^999^999^999^999 + infinity + 1 Googolplex infinite universes
>>152677506Mariojeet is an unironic faggot
>>152676995>FF Gil scales to the Warrior of lightwho is multiversal thanks to scaling to FFV which Gilgamesh already scales to so mentioning WOL is completely irrelevant
>FAGrio trying to back pedal after realizing he's gay for craving men.Not my fault Sonic beat you so hard you became a sissyfaggot that is obsessed with tight blue assholes.Just a heads up. If you're a man and you want to have sex with men. You're an actual fucking faggot.
>>152677642>Fagnic is back Kys projecting sonic sissy.
>>152677642Every time you say "tight blue assholes" unprompted, it puts you deeper in the faggot hole, gay sonicjeet.
>>152677667>>152677682>You're the fag even though I exclusively lust for menSure. Your hero still lost. If it makes you feel better you can say the following out loud I promise that you'll be happier.>THE WINNER WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>152677642Will be forever Mario's bitch
>>152677688>You're the fag even though I exclusively lust for men>Sure. Your hero still lost. If it makes you feel better you can say the following out loud I promise that you'll be happier.>THE WINNER WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!You making constant gay fanfiction of Sonic the hedgehog and making him a "master of stroking men off, better than women" and other gay shit will always make him the biggest faggot loser, no matter what mental gymnastics your homo mind spams.
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152677458Dosnt exist
There's just so much about Superman to like.
>>152677725your hero enjoys men's cocks. that's literal fag shit.
MAKE BELIEVES REBORNMYTHS IN MIND RETHOUGHT
>>152677777Holy checked
Even the boundless fear the Futa cock...
>>152676933BOOM!BOOM!!DOUBLE TRVVTH NVVKE!!
>152677744
>>152677771That's you writing gay fanfiction of your hero enjoying stroking men's cocks off.
>>152677642Kek, based, canon.
>KINGulk
>>152676876Is making an OC to beat Superman even needed? Outside of Battleboard faggotry and DeathBattle who grossly wank and misrepresent him, he actually isn't all that powerful. Godzilla effortlessly stomp him twice. Vemon kicked his ass, Even Base Homelander humbled him despite Superman being amped by both the omega factor and his Solar gauntlets. Battleboard/DeathBattle Superman might was well be an OC cuz canon Superman ain't him.
>>152677460 #>tdlrSounds like you have a surface level understanding of Supes if you think the characters you list stand out from him in being distinct from him as a fleshed out from him. Let's go through the list.>SimonThis is also Clark, just because he barely has any struggles innately to build on as a determinator doesnt mean he's not characterized by this, he's still defined by being determined to devote his entire existence by finding a new way to stay humanly good and fair as a alien god amongst men and accept the way the world works and why it hurts people like him even if he doesnt want to accept it, but he'll never give up and even manage to make things better when he get a chance.>DanteAlso Clark, his whole thing is letting his personal issues with his tragic origin not get to him and is a positive cheerful, fun and ideal symbol of human simplicity despite his godly power who chooses to do good, hes just not as retardedly dorky and flippant about it>Doomguy/slayerClark, when using rage as a main motivator too to represent his ability to push past his limits to protect humanity from its enemies, but he can use it in moderation in tandem with reason and wisdom making him more than a meme to beat gods>SonicClark is a generally self interested freedom of goodness force of nature by default, not just because of duty and oath. He enjoys doing good for himself and his friends, who he cares about, goes on his own vision of what he believes is right and wrong(more lawful and cautiously of course) but unlike Sonic can delegate his own capacity for doing what he wants without throwing caution to the wind because Sonic is still a child and reckless enough to be portrayed in the wrong while Clark's an adult with a greater understanding of himself
>>152677777>wasted get on a non canon featless crossover written by ian flynn who keeps your verse at sub planetary>flash saved the day here too, not sonicYou literally could have posted anything else but you cucked yourself
>>152677777Superbly Prime: Damn, that little hasbeen still making games? Guess Im doing pest control, Prime Time Style!
>>152677552kek this is all true.
>>152677842Yaaaaaaaawn
I just had another Superman-induced nightmare...
SLURP VOID SLURPS ASS VOID SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPSLSLLSLLSLSLPSLPSLLSPSLSPSPPSLPSP
if Ben just used Humungousaur he would've won
>samenic even samefagging his projecting faggotry posts
>>152677688Checked and TRUTH pilled.
>>152677877fagnic
How long does Deku last against these two
>>152677868Listtroon...
>>152676977>casually moves multiverses >makes a star impact Earth>made specific stars and constellations to line up the way he wanted for his date night>Outran infinite speed light and even fate itself>Well, is a GOD.Bend over and present your anus already cuz this man RAPES your verse.
the Twitter trend is over, can you fags fuck off already
>>152677777Quads of irrefutable TRUTH!!
>>152677903The sonicjeet still wants to spam gay fanfics with jobber forms in pic related while coping and saying everyone else is gay, not him.
>>152677868lol kill yourself listtroon.
>>152677922I dunno, but you sound pretty GAY for him.
>GODulk
>>152677899Checked and TRUTH pilled
>>152677839gugugugugugu
>TITANulk
Leave Superman to me.
>>152676977Nanjo's victim.
>>152677688TRVTH NVKE !!!!
>>152677969A literall Who...
>>152677777QUINTS OF TRVTH!!! SONIC THE CAPESHIT DESTROYER!!!!
>>152677857>Jeetrio seething and coping
>>152677899TRVTH NVKE !!!!
Come on now NIGTioFAGXZ, do it, I know YOYU know EXACTLY WHATR i'm TALKING ABOUT, stop FUCKING playing DUMBm I know YOU wnt it, and I want it TOO! My moutyh is drooling just THINKING bout itñ come ON, fucking DO IT, POST IT, FUCKING post it NOW, Now, NOW!
Who the FUCK is Nanjo?
>>152678002HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152676977>>152677970SCP Foundation could easily capture both of them
What's next for Tucker now that he's getting downgraded?
>>152678000Falseflagrio...
Final week.
>>152678029>Literal Fan-made horror OCs could easily capture both of them.Who da fuk cares?!
>>152678059hey I had this saved, now I have to post this
Which door is more powerful?
>>152678082As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Hulk RAPES him. Because Hulk smashing Goku anus full force until Goku's anal musk,covers his green pickle sweet meat will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
>>152678082FUARKKKKK!! Hulk GAPES Sonic and Goku.
>>152678082SUCO DE ABACATE
>>152678241What's with the girl haircut
>>152678241I can't unsee the snow and neither can't you now.
>>152678241I look like this.
>>152677009I don't think either could kill the other really. Popeye would punch Bobobo only for Bobobo to turn into a walking afro and turn the whole fight into an ad about hair care products or something much to Popeye's utter confusion
>>152678274Whoops, I meant SMELL like this.
>hulk is celebrating his 64th anniversary this marchDamn.
>>152678276>can fly>uses a motorcycle
So I was going through the BumbleKast Q&A Master List:One of the questions was (verbatim):> guys so how was the heroes even able to scratch metal overlord ? they shouldnt hurt him even a bit, yet you showed him as if it hurted him, he tanked the hits of 3 super forms, he should have osTo which Ian answers:> Different Metal Overlord... Different circumstancesSo this would indicate that IDW's version of Metal Overlord (Master Overlord) truly is weaker than the Metal Overlord faced in Sonic Heroes, no?
>>152678321What the fuck. He's as old as my dad.
>>152678289Popeye just needs to target Bobobo's hairball and destroy it
>>152678000Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152678336in Heroes he needed prep time to get the needed bio data to be that strong, in IDW he just half-assed it if they use Heroes Neo then he should be fine
>>152678333Buddy, you don't know the half of it.
>CHADulk
>>152678352TRVTH NVKE!!!
>>152677936>sonicfag projecting his gayness again
>>152677985>J-jeetrio>Jeetnic denying factual information again and kneeling to ian's downscale statements by reposting that cropped panel again and again
>>152678059In less than one week's time SoniCHADS WILL be rape apologists, unapologetically.
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay.
>>152678441>>152678459>n-no ukek
>>152678494Mariosis...
>>152678480In less than one week's time SonicCHUDS will suck their own dicks like the gay little boys they are
>>152678494...except for feeling the need to defend yourself unprompted because even your soul knows faggotry is a cardinal sin.
>>152678494Kingtos.....
>>152678506you already no u'd here >>152677936
>>152678513>pedophile fantasies>troonspeakFAGon FAG FAGGOT...
>>152677321Maybe because superman is doing this for 87 years now
>>152678513>pedophile fantasiesB-B-BASED!
>>152678530>acknowledging your readily apparent homosexuality is a 'no u'wew ladGuess I hit a nerve there.
>>152678494TRVTH NVKE!
>>152678567>The Sonic fag think pedophilia is basedHag this faggot.
Yum! My favorite!
Alien vs Robots Roger vs BenderWordgirl vs XJ9Brainiac vs UltronMeta Knight vs ZeroAzathoth vs Roko's BasiliskQu vs AMCaptain Marvel vs 18Galactus vs UnicronAlien X vs AmazoFrieza vs MegatronSonic vs MegmanDoctor vs Doraemon
>>152678513Mariofaggot...
>>152678627/we/ are all pedophiles here.>Sonic fagSchizorio...
>>152678569>acknowledging your readily apparent homosexuality is a 'no u'>wew lad>Guess I hit a nerve there.>Same schizonic babble from earlierSo you were pretending to be another anon there, and no u'd after you keep writing gay fanfiction of sonic stroking men's cocks off and saying he has a "tight little blue asshole" unprompted. You are the biggest projector itt.
>>152678567Mariobro...
Oops I sneezed and erased Trunks and his whole verse from time and accidentally impregnated every female in his verse!
>>152678367Another question. This one gets asked a lot in the Q&A list by the looks of it.Question (May 2023)> Does Metal Sonic still have the minor copy ability he had in Rivals 1, 2, Free Riders, etc. in the IDW continuity? Assuming he still has it, could he have copied Silver's esp like he does in Rivals to free himself, had Starline not intervened in issue 14? What are the limitations, and did Eggman find workarounds for the issues this copy tech gave Emerl?Ian:> Well the last time I tried to reference that, I got a note back saying that he could no longer do that. So I am inclined to say that, no, he doesn't have that by default.
>>152678655Sonicbro...your kind already revealed themselves to be pedophiles >>152678650
>>152678645Bender stomps roger right?
>>152678650>weWho is this we, nigga?
>>152678668That's not a Sonicfag though
>>152678650PEDOnic...
>>152678667Why is sega so protective of Sonic?
>>152678682Every anonymous user of the Death Battle general on 4chan's /co/ board.
>>152678684The fact he said "Schizorio" when someone just only said "sonic fag" confirms that's a pedo sonicfag
>>152678688I never mentioned Sonic.
>>152678714you got triggered by those words then deflected sonicfag
>>152678692It is basically SEGA doesn't want to be beholden to the comics (so what happens in the comics isn't technically canon to the games), but they also want the comics to be canon compliant (so what happens in the comic is feasible to occur in the games).So SEGA is literally playing a multitrack continuity of what is and isn't allowed at any given time.
>>152678702>Every anonymous user of the Death Battle general on 4chan's /co/ board.>Trying to say everyone is a pedophile like himkys
>>152678728What a dick move, they deserve failure
>>152678726I said that because I am NOT a sonicfag.>>152678734It's the objective trvth.
>>152678653>pure schizobabbleYep, I hit a nerve. The seething marioFAGGOT is a FAGGOT.
>>152678671I have no idea
G1? Believed.Amy cosplay? On.Hormones? Taken.Clitty? Caged.Fantasies? Gay.Rape? Defended.Nazis? Punched.Goku? Gaped.Metal BEASTnic? WINNING!!!
>>152678702>>152678760>No, everyone is a pedo like me! You're all just projectingShut up bitch. I'm throwing you into a wood chipper.
>>152678706Because Mariofags are the ones who attack Sonicfags which you just proved to be the case
>>152678671He might unironically be much faster. But ain't no fucking way he is stronger than Roger.
>>152678776sorry Pablo only Hulk GAPES Goku
>>152678776Falseflagrio...
>>152678778Many people attack Sonicfags, not just Mariofags. You just exposed yourself by singling one side.
>>152678779What about his overclocked form? He haxstomp roger
Question (July 26th 2024)> During the Silver Age miniseries, Evan Stanley said she wasn't allowed to use Onyx Island from SR1 since SEGA "no longer considered Sonic Rivals to be canon". You said SEGA flagged you for trying to use Metal Sonic's Copycat ability from SR1, but you ALSO said the Ifrit from SR2 is technically allowed to come back, meaning SEGA still treats SR2 as canon. Given that SR1 is the first time Silver reunites with Sonic after 06, my question is this: Why is SR1 not considered canon while SR2 is?Ian:> What's no today can be yes tomorrow, so... wait and see until there is an official statement on the topic.
>>152678778>Claims everyone gets raped by sonic>"Wtf, why is everyone attacking me??????"Faggot.
HULK SMASH
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Does scp-682 had a big upgrade similar to time trapper doomsday? I havent read long scp's in quite a while
>>152678763>pure schizobabble>Yep, I hit a nerve. The seething marioFAGGOT is a FAGGOT.>Sonicfaggot projecting againYou literally said "tight blue asshole" unprompted again here, gay projecting faggot >>152677642
>>1526788076820 and the Noosphere shit
>>152678776Realnic...
>>152678799Goku's stomach acid would melt Hulk's cock off.
>>152678812I mean after that
>>152678793I dunno, Roger has his own crazy hax like jumping into books which can also rewrite reality
So what you consider to be base sonic true power?
>Is a pedo>Excuses thr rape of the elderly because "muh troons">Writes gay fanfics about Sonic>Never stfu about rapimg peopleAm I missing anything else?
Everyone who hates me is a Mariofag or Dragonballfag because....THEY JUST ARE OKAY?!
>>152678818>Holy lies Goku jobbed to food poisoning and you think Hulk's OUTERVERSAL penis will melt?
>>152678833Not above building level I'll tell you that much
>>152678794>his sole existence keeps the Rivals games away from being non-canon and leaves it in the mystery zone>apparently survived the game unlike most one-off villains>has an entire page dedicated to it in Shadow GenerationsIFRITOOOOOOOOOOS
I hate listroon
>>152678841>>Is a pedoAgain, I am not a Sonicfag.
Unfortunately pedos DID win everywhere that isn’t an irrelevant shithole, so wouldn’t you rather be on the wining team?
>>152678856Why did you reply, pedo sonicfag.
>>152678793Overclocked jobbed to regular dudes in the episode
>>152678853I don't want to go and find it again, but Ian also says to another question that if he brought back Ifrift for a story then he'd like to go full Lovecraftian entity for it.
>>152677183>Meanwhile superman when fighting a small building level threat
I fucked Amy Rose
i been away for a while, anything of note in the previews?
Homelander can destroy an airplane
Sonic lost.
>>152678869Is ifrit related to iblis?
>>152678886Metal Sonic doesn't scale to Sonic and his copy ability is not perfect. Cell get exponentially stronger than any other z fighter
>>152678869I mean in the story of Rivals 2 he pretty much is, destroyed Earth's surface in his universe, causes people to go insane and can mind control others, can apparently "bind souls" whatever that is, and he even eats babies
>>152678887Wasnt he upgraded to multi city-block due to an statement about him having the power of a neutron bomb?
>>152678886Metal Sonic is getting his Copycat power from Rivals 1+2 folded into his Neo Metal Sonic biodata copying.Metal Sonic is a copy of Sonic, but can't beat him.Flying from Little Planet to Earth in seconds.Boomstick is genetically part beer.
>>152678793They would have to prove that Bender is still overclocked past that episode. Both of them have tons of anti feats.>>152678826It's funny that this has also happened in Futurama. LmaoBender might be fast enough to escape it.
>>152678896Is ifrit jewish?
>>152678792>YouNot the anon that said that, schizorio
>>152677970>CHADler is High 1-A
>>152678800TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>152678894https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FdYYi5ViQJ_ENWbu1pwJOpX-M3cBwV6Mya1bVPx5tr4From what the games say? No.But if you want to comb through the Ian logs, here they are.
>>152678867And Roger hasn't?
>>152678843Acid melts Hulk so yes.
>>152678931>Anon saying schizorio again when many attack him and trying to run away from the post nowok sonicfag
>>152676838Tiktok zoomers are starting to turn on Bowser vs Eggman they think it's bullshit
>>152678940Pedo rape apologist
>>152678936Troonmineko out of nowhere
>>152678955The youth is truly saved.
>>152678955>Tiktok zoomersWhy do you care about what they think on Bowser vs Eggman
>>152678961You lost to that!?
Bowser RAPED and GAPED Metal.
>>152678946He's a walking anti-feats machine. Same as Bender.https://youtu.be/jb5BbfCEeVs?si=bQ3UjsMaS-8bmRuK
>>152678948Why are Doomsday opponents weak to acid?
>>152678967Zero as well
>schizonic the rapist pedophile
>>152678955>>152678964>SAVE ME TIKTOK TARDSsonicfags are getting desperate
>>152678966>Projecting againWhy are you such a child loving faggot, nigga?Why are you obsessed with rape, nigga?
>>152678066>Who da fuk cares?!At least 4066 people carehttps://www.kickstarter.com/projects/glnc/scp-gallionic
>>152678977Why Doomsday hasnt destroyed a planeta?
>>152678877
>planeta
>>152678961Rape victim.
>>152678955why are you using TikTok?
>>152678992>Why are you such a child loving faggot, nigga?They are hot.>Why are you obsessed with rape, nigga?It's hot.NTA btw.
>>152678966K, b, c
>>152679002>Over 4k troons with too much disposable funds
>>152678992>ProjectingI don't think you know what that word means. You call Sonic a pedophile rapist. And Sonic won. Thus, you lost to that. Hope that helps :)
>>152679044Mario is only her friend btw.
>>152679044Pedorio!
>>152679064Isn't Mario only 15?
>>152679051>Um, you don't know what that words mean because Sonic wonWon what? You just keep saying he won over and over again.
>>152679041Post Bruce Almighty or Umineko having an active fanbase of at least 4000 people.
>>152679081>journeyman plumber and former carpenter with a giant moustache is 15You are retarded, pedo.
A Japanese LN author said no fictional character ever could ever defeat his character. Simply thinking about killing his character would kill your character instantly. He'd humiliate the entire DC universe without breaking a sweat.
>>152679090Your fanbase is filled with troons who stole the idea of scps from /x/ and filled it with gay shit.
>>152679051No lies detected.
>>152679108post his character killing the Corona virus
Kaguya wins all of her matches.
>>152679126Pedo rape apologist.
>>152679051Lmao Jeetrio is so pathetic.
>>152679101>journeyman plumber and former carpenter with a giant moustache is 15Could just be Mexican instead of Italian
>>152679132Yhwach victim
>>152679108>>152679127His character's power:Just a single thought will instantly kill the enemy, and they cannot defend against it. Theyautomatically sense any murderous intent from the enemy and retaliate with instant death.Time-stopping also results in automatic retaliation.Even if a nuclear bomb is used from a distance, it will neutralize the radiation, blast, and heat, leaving no effect on the protagonist.The world, the universe, God, demons, the laws of physics, everything can be killed instantly.Even if there is no intention to harm, if there is a possibility of death, they enemy will die.Even if a character can ignore time, they will die the moment they try to attack.They will die if they try to go back in time or to the future.They will die even if the concept of death does not exist.They will die collectively even if they are spread across multiple dimensions.They will die even if they are vague entities such as matter, space, or concepts. Theywill die if their murderous intent is traced through another person.They will die normally even if they are not trying to attack.Characters who are able to revive infinitely after all the matter that makes up their body has disappeared will also die. They will die if they try to attack from outside the world (another dimension).Real people will die if they try to kill them through the fourth wall.You can kill vague things, including concepts, with your thoughtsIs there anyone that could stop him?
>>152679153Microdickwach gets put to sleep the moment he glances at her and loses his powers.
>>152679101I was under the impression Italian boys had mustaches by like 8 or 9.
>>152679108>>152679159I wonder if their creators would have gotten into an online slapfight
>>152679136Rape victim.
>>152679209Retarded 3rd worlder
>>152679122SCP will actually appear on Death Battle unlike Bruce Almighty or Umineko.
>Superman seconds after fighting Doraemon
>>152679159post him killing the Corona virus
>>152679218>Muh gay, fanfic seriesI could give no fucks about that. I'm only here because this general is a trash fire
>>152679159Bugs Bunny victim
>>152679235And even then you are still responding what a retard
>>152679159Nanjo stomps.
You will never be a real universal+ or multiversal character, you have no feats and real powers, only statements written in the most flowery way possible by a retarded writter.
>>152679159Hulk victim.
>>152679052>Movie Mario will score before Game Mario>Movie Mario is also a better fighter than Movie Sonic
>>152679138>Jeetrio is so pathetic.>Meanwhile Jeetnic side: >>152679034
>>152679248>y-y-y-yeah but-Post your hero doing something similar to Bruse Almighty.
>>152679159Wang Ling victim
>>152679196Contrary to the salt people in these threads get over Black Hat, I believe the creator implied he has a weakness beyond his inability to create from nothing even if it is potentially "himself" and maybe even just his avatar. The whole point of the character was "what if capes tried to fuck with Lovecraft"
>>152679213Crying rape victim.
>>152679262isn't Movie Mario also weaker?
>>152679281 (me)Also I feel really bitter my daddy never made a move on me as a kid... that's why I keep redacting full, detailed fantasies about provoking men into raping me.
both of you guys are rape victims
>>152679281>>152679329Ladies (male), ladies please no more fighting you’re BOTH brown!
>>152679339sorry, their butts looked too hot for me to ignore them so I has to rape them :>
>>152679262Movie Sonic RAPES and GAPES Movie Mario and his entire verse
I think Kratos should beat this "Rape" guy, to avenge all of you
>>152679309He and Luigi might be stronger in the Galaxy Movie.
>>152679329>admits he's a rape victim>but like a dissociative BITCH, proving he's a rape victimKWAB!!LMAO!!
>>152679375>might beCoperio...
>>152679363>loses to Movie Shadow
>>152679395Give it one month.
>>152679309He's a beginner and isn't even well-versed with all of the existing usuable items. Paramount Sonic is also way too fucking fast for Illumination Mario to keep up with. This is the one scenario where speed blitz could apply in Sonic's favor. Even the invincible star would hardly be enough of a factor. Mainline Sonic jobs to mainline Mario. But movie Sonic would just be too fucking much for movie Mario.
>>152679422>Mainline Sonic jobs to mainline Mario.Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
>>152679422>>152679433>girlboss Peach beats Movie Sonic
>>152679433Don't fucking do this I'm trying to be generous here and you're ruining it.
>>152679433Checked and all of Mario is a stageplay pilled.
>>152679440How old were you when your father raped you?
>>152679463I was never raped, unlike you.
Covid > YogiriFauci > CovidFauci > Yogiri
>>152679262No matter the universe, Mario is eternally a cuck compared to Sonic.
>>152678082Huelk....
>>152679478didn't Covid also job to some dude in mainline Marvel before it could even become a pandemic?
>>152679446Beats him off, that is.
Look into his eyes and there will be no shame as you're filled with RAW Kratos energy. You can feel yourself becoming a BETTER MAN.
So what if Mario has more successful games, a more successful franchise, better games, a better record on CANON Battle, a clean record against Sonic on CANON Battle with the only losses being either outdated or outdated utilizing strictly base forms...Sonic has....uh...a mentally ill spamming fanbase of Chris-chan and Chris-chanlites
>>152679450>>152679493No lies detected.
>>152678276The povert hulk...
>What Amy does with Shadow behind my back is NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
>>152679546Post Sonic canonically having romantic feelings for Amy
>>152679534>Sonic has-The Chaotix.
I lost my pity win matchup...
>>152679573Chin up. You'll do better next time.
>>152679573Charizard...
>>152679132Are you sure about that?
>>152679573Goku…
>>152678779It is the reverse, bender literally tanked a nuclear bomb in the comics, but roger has massively hypersonic feats.
>>152679526TRVKE!
>>152679526I FEEL IT
>>152679534Peach doesn't love Mario.
>>152679585>troonhouwanked and featless beyond belief, you will never be a real cacaversal verse
>>152678843OUTERVERSAL ACID? Uh...Might you post that acid melting an outerverse?
BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to viruses...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to acid...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to poison...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to soul manipulation...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to mind manipulation...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to anal...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to power nullification...BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to reactive AP evolution...
>>152679610I love mario
>>152678911That only applies to his tv version, supers meanwhile got his ass kicked by the comic version.
>>152679620SCP-682…
>>152679620but that was BOUNDLESS viruses, BOUNDLESS acid, BOUNDLESS poison, BOUNDLESS soul manipulation, BOUNDLESS mind manipulation, BOUNDLESS anal, BOUNDLESS power nullification, BOUNDLESS AP evolution... of course, one can job to that!
FOOOOOIDTOOOOOOOOOS!moidsura...
>>152679639didn't 682 once job to radiation and was unable to adapt to resist it?
>>152679472>defensive projectionYou already admitted it. So how old were you when your father raped you?
I'm a BOVNDLESS FVARKING BEAST...but my bull is street level...
>>152679692sonic!
Sonic's the name, fucking dudes is my game!
Why does FAGrio want Sonic to be gay?
>>152679536I must concur, fellow scholar.
MONSTERSURAAAAAAAAA
>>152679692Spiderman...
Post Black Hat destroying a mountain.Post any Lovecraft Mythos character destroying a mountain.Post Featherine destroying a mountain.Post the One Above All destroying a mountain.Post the Presence destroying a mountain.Post any SCP character destroying a mountain.
>>152679726I-I-I CAN'T!!!
>>152679101>>152679144Mexican are not hairy and Mario is not Mexican, paco
Whatever happens to Greece after my temper tantrum rage-filled revenge quest against the Gods is none of MY business!
>>152679726Post anyone destroying a mountain.Not cutting a small hole in itNot splitting it in halfDestroying it.
>>152679717GODchantofORDER TRVKE!
>>152679740Kay.
>>152679747Metal Sonictos could totally do this too, btw. Just because we’ve never SEEN him do it doesn’t mean he couldn’t.
>>152679726Black Hat did destroy a planet and planets have many mountains
>>152679747BOUNDLESS OUTERVERSAL BEAST
>>152679738Barely top 20
>>152679433>Mainline Sonic jobs to mainline Mario.Correct.
>>152679523The fuck up you ugly dirty rat. Just because you want Mario's life doesn't mean it will happen.
>>152679523isn't sonic a teenager, pedo
NO FEATSNO WINSALL CHAINSCALINGALL STATEMENTS
>>152679450>samenic delusion on this post
>>152679857you just described all japshit
>>152679861>esl seething>no argument
>>152679857>METAL SONIC OUT OF NOWHEREFRAUDNIC
It is time for death battle to fire speedy and ban one piece
>>152679913>esl projection>still no sources to his "Mario stageplay" schizo babble outside of smb3
>>152679932Mexican shotacon faggot complain about ethics. Kill yourself
>>152679926fraudnic verse
>>152679678You mean that time he fought scp-001 the prototype or when he was caught in a explosion that damaged him?
>>152679941>Mexican shotacon faggot complain>complainESLbro, don't be mad that i don't care about your mario-sonic shitposting
DRUNKDRIVINGTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS
>>152679857Simon...
>>152679159Those concepts in question, btw.""Hmm. I see. Perhaps that was a bit too sudden. Alright, let's start with something more fundamental.First and foremost, everything in this world possesses magical power. It is the foundation of all things. Every object has a form of magical power that corresponds to its existence.For example, this desk possesses magical power that allows it to take the shape of a desk. Even if you break it down into smaller parts, each part will retain its own magical power accordingly. If you were to dismantle the desk and separate the tabletop from the legs, the desk itself would lose its magical power, but the tabletop and legs would then each have their own respective magical power.If you were to keep breaking it down further and further, ultimately, nothing would remain—only the magical power of the very essence of its existence would be left..."They aren't even sub thought, they literally die to getting destroyed in the material plane, fuck, they aren't even material plane, this is like the shittiest concepts I have ever seen, can they even count as concepts
>>152679569https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0FjbK8Y4JQ&pp=ygUma251Y2tsZXMgY2hhb3RpeCBvc3QgZGVzdHJ1Y3RpdmUgcG93ZXI%3D
Bruce Almighty? Sonic freezes time. Takes off his pants and bends over in front of him. He grinds his cute tight hedgehog ass between Bruce's already erect cock. Hotdogging it up and down until Bruce pathetically cums all over Sonic's back. Sonic runs off and unfreezes time as Bruce keels over.KO!THE WINNER IS: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>152679981Nigger, you live in Mexico
>>152680013>fagnic the gay hog delusions AGAIN
>>152680020>I'm not gay for having sex with men! You are!
>>152680017>I am arguing with an actual mexcrementEEEWWWWWWWWWW
>>152680007Could they beat the DK Crew? https://youtube.com/watch?v=2_Jl3F2e4B0&pp=ygUWREsgNjQgb3N0IGNvbmdvIGp1bmdsZQ%3D%3D
>>152679159dude is just eternity-lite. it ends things because those things are just part of him. author already confirmed he can't do shit to those outside him/his setting
>>152679955the 001 one
>>152679620>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to viruses...Yogiri...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to acid...Hulk...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to poison...Superman...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to soul manipulation...Pennywise...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to mind manipulation...Kyle...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to anal...Kyle...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to power nullification...Kyle...>BOUNDLESS BEAST that jobs to reactive AP evolution...Kyle...
>>152679900Kratos can do that too, tho
>>152680065proof?
>>152680039No
>>152680017>i'll post shit everybody knows that will show himi should give you an award for dodging the contents of my postgo to sleep, speedy
>>152680032what we argue with listroon every day
>>152680047That was written by dr gears too so i guess the guy who wrote that entry just made it for respect i guess
>>152680068My hairy anus, bitch.
>>152679997's opponent Kyle...
>>152680039Bomb and Heavy are members so yes
>>152680013>FAGon FAG FAGGOT falseflaggoKEKs are all FAGGOTS LOL
>>152679726Nyar did destroy earth and a moon.
I only come to this thread to make SHIT posts, I have no intention to discuss anything.
Where is Otto?
>>152680134Lanky Kong uses his long arms to beat them.
>>152680173can'tHeavy is invulnerable
>>152679132>>152679585Naruto doesnt exist
>>152679726What is your obsession with destroying mountains?
>>152680171Hasn't posted here since Ash vs Yugi, but it seems he's still going to be making prediction videos for this season.
>>152680185The only person with cuck fantasy is Sonic. In fact, it broke him
>>152680173Impossible. He has no style, no grace.
>>152680185
>>152680241>Otto was smart enough to just leave this placesmartest black guy
>>152680256
>>152680267Sonic fags are so salty that they cant even make a good meme
>>152679892Kratos is the king sage monarch grand patriarch of statements, though?
>>152680289The subreddit is a fucking cesspit of reply-guys.
>>152679526>>152679602>REPLACEDtos
>>152680267Mario can literally capture an inanimate pole, a talking sword is nothing
>>152680304In other news the sky is blue
>>152680315Excalibur slices the hat to ribbons.
>>152680267LMAO Samenic the Disingenuous making shit up once again
Why superfags and sonictards pretend they dont care how powerful their character is?
>>152680325Nope
>>152680338The op is a salty ashfag
>>152680345Yeah, it can cut through much worse and Sonic has the speed to do it. Hed even be able to kill Cappy with Excalibur.
>>152680343It would appear they don't have the insecurities of FAGon FAG FAGGOTS.
>>152680267Mariobros all we can do is cope....
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>152680375
>>152680375Kill yourself listtroon.
>>152680338>not even NLF of statements, NLF of antifeatsGood Lord why are Sonicfags like this
>>152680367They do have those insecurities
Didnt the producer of Sonic and the black knight said excalibur sonic was his strongest form?
How strong are kingdom hearts characters?
Sonic is so weak his fans have to resort to NLFwanking antifeats...
>>152680424>n-no ulol insecure FAGon FAG FAGGOT feeling called out lmao
>>152680457You were the one who mentioned dragon ball first retard
>>152680434>strongest form in the verse is one the protagonist himself invented when rewriting a book he didn't create to self-insertYeah, that checks out.
>>152680446Sora cuts buildings in half.Everything else is like... magic doing magic things instead of being something scalable.
>>152679610True.
>>152679705Mariofaggot is a homo.
>>152680467>admits he's a FAGon FAG FAGGOT who feels called outKEKAROOOO!
>>152680525Probably got turned by his own father, who he admitted raped him as a child.
>>152679926He will beat Cell though.
>>152680267KEKAROOOOOOO
>>152680338Notice how the sonic scholars won this with ease.
>>152680338>He genuinely thinks every Sonicfag online is the same person
Okay but serious question why are Sonic fans so deeply unwell and troubled
>>152680446Building level realistically. Powerscaling wanking? Sora is multiversal because Xehanort absorbed the power of Kingdom Hearts, the nexus of all worlds (which according to Nomura are actually entire universes, not just planets or whatever) and Sora beat him.
>Solos all of your verses with prep time.Black Lantern BatGODS, I kneel!
>>152680680Reminder this fuckface CLONE couldn't even solo Nightwing.
>>152680680kneels to Bruce Almighty
>>152680609A lot of pent up anger issues from getting bullied as children which they vent out by either doing this or making spite art against their superiors, MarioCHADS don't have this problem as they just vent out any frustrations they have bottled up deep inside them by just killing people straight up.
>>152680609They're like Confederates, they lost the war proper and only survived by the largesse of the victors and have spent the entire post-war period making pests of themselves
>>152680755Bardock doesn't pass his test btw
>>152680658>all worlds (which according to Nomura are actually entire universes, not just planets or whatever)something new came up?
In the battle they will use neo-metal sonic or base metal Sonic?
>>152680788He does.
>>152680267I love how the Excalibur thing actually works and is only now just being considered.
>>152680806Post Bardock carrying a box of milk.
>>152680801Yes.
>>152680788All DB characters stronger than Jackie Chun pass his test because they use the exact same power system.
>>152680809it probably wasn't considered since it's literally just something written in a fictional book that Sonic dreamt he was in(and also it has neither of those powers, that's the same level as Solaris having invincibility-negating rocks)
DURANEG ROCKSvsDURANEG INVINCIBILITYNEG IMMORTALITYNEG SWORD
I just want the next time to be something good i dont care if it is capeslop
>>152680801Base Metal and then he will turn into Neo Metal
>>152680892Duraneg rocks beat up superformsDuraneg sword only cut through a forcefield (that has no feats or statements against anything else)
>>152680912i just want a match up that is debatable without being swingy
my dura is immune to duraneg THOUGH
>>152680912You're getting Lord Zed vs Skeletor
CHILLS...
>>152680941FVARK HE SUNK THE THREAD WE'RE GOING DOOOOOOOOOWN
