Just a few hours until Scott and the Gang are back
It’s out in my country.
>>152685720Out on Steam now!
>>152685720Don't care unless Scott knocks up Roxxie
>>152686269This but replace Scott with me
The background visuals are kinda bland with everything looking too clean and evenly aligned
>>152686269This but he should've gotten a harem ending
>>152686269>wanting Scott to have anything nice
>$28.99 whats with the weird pricing
>>152686402this but keep anon as scott and make me roxxie
>>152686454something about the entire art direction feels much more stiff and bland than the original game, but I'll be there anyway
>>152686876is it the same game as the ps3 one?
>>152686866>niceWhen did I say that?They deserve each other, you know it's true.
>>152686454the colors seem nice though. also I like that they included Julie's friends in the background here
>>152686454>>152685720What's the point of this game?The older one looks vastly better
>>152686454Yeah the sprites look like they belong to a 3/4ths view perspective but the backgrounds all look like they are directly head on.
What is this? A remake? Seems weird to make a side scrolling beat me up of the same story again. Specially when the first was lucky enough to be above average in the first place.
>>152685720Lisa is in the game, she's Metal Scott
>>152688053I’m certain that’s a fake cliffhanger like Gideon and Julie’s evil plan in Takes Off post credits scene. Bryan loves those.
>>152686883No, it’s a successor.
>>152688293Oh... So it's covering the shitty anime?
>>152688301No, it's a sequel to the Netflix show. It doesn't cover the anime's story, it's doing its own thing.
>It's an ugly buggy messSometimes you can just tell from a trailer when the game is going to be shit
>>152685720Ah, shit. Well, i'm waving up for a Switch 2, so this one is gonna have to wait
>>152685720If anyone wants spoilers for the various endingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dur9gtwdqk
>>152688442>Various endingsAh, ending the canon on the same kind of note as Starfox Command, great idea.
>>152685720>by sheer chance manage to make a universally loved sidescrolling beat em up long after their heyday>get the chance to make another game>decide to make the exact same kind of game but much worse
Hi, Quest #6 suddenly disappeared after trying to fight Metal Scott at High Park twice, what happened?
>>152688467Scott Pilgrim has always had more of a vibes based canon.
>>152688803Well the vibes have shifted, and the only acceptable outcome is Scott dykebreaking Roxxie
>>152689571Too bad. Because Roxie and Hollie are getting together and it’s only going to end with either Hollie going punk or Roxie getting domesticated
Gideon is playable, and I have to imagine the story plays differently with him as P1 because the big bads are his children. This ending hints at Julie being the mom.
>>152690097Sounds like some headcanon bullshit.We all know the only true outcome is Scott aggressively breeding Roxxie and her being so into it they have 16 half ninja babies
>>152688525Yeah you figure they would change genre so they wouldn't be set up for direct comparison.
>>152686454Are Sandra and Monique as hot in the game as they are here or is this where they peak?
>>152688053>>152688135See, I kinda expected her to make an appearance in the show like that
>>152690482imagine the sex
>>152689571>the only acceptable outcome is Scott dykebreaking Roxxieis it really dykebreaking if she sees him as a girl?
>>152691208I'm happy O'Malley is sticking with these two as endgame, down to even giving them canon children. It's an unexpected couple, but works perfectly.
>>152687953>>152687996It's a sequel to the Netflix show.
>Lucas Lee still singleKim it's your time to get that bag
>>152691446Bryan was cagey about answering that but it’s clearly a sequel
>>152688442>>152688053>>152685720What's her deal? What was Lisa's goal?
>>152685720watching someone play it on stream rn(an' by someone i mean real life actual ramona fowers from next door)
>>152692014Is Stacey going to make that move first?
>>152691375>It's an unexpected couple, but works perfectly.That's also my takeaway. I'm surprised by how much I've enjoyed them being a ship. It feels like one of those crackships that end up working out logically in the end.
Is the game worth buying as it is, or should I wait a couple years for them to finish it?
Every boss in the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1VEEw5o16A
>>152691375It's really hot.Evil is sexy.
>>152694724>Lisa is the narratorI know she's only materially in there for 0.5 seconds but that's still finally gotta be an actual win for Lisafags right?
>>152693212Bryan is on stream playing the whole game right now on twitch, so ask him what's up then.
>>152695043Link?
>>152695118https://www.twitch.tv/bryanleeomalleySeems he won't finish the game today but will do another stream on the week.
Hoping someone compiles all the character specific dialogue, I don’t wanna play the game 7 times to see it all.
Choose your three fighter DLC pass
How do we feel about Gideona?
>>152696054Meaning him x Ramona? Or someone else?
>>152694571I wish I still had the evidence but I used to hardcore ship them back in 2021, and it IS a crazy crack pairing. Seeing them get together in one version of the story was like Christmas for me
>>152696613I got the reference.
Is Neil in the game? Even as just a cameo?If not I don't gafOr an even more less likely character, Michael Comeau. I'm still pissed he was in promo art for the old game yet doesn't even have a sprite or appear in the background when tons of other bg characters did. I remember making my own sprite of him
>>152696830Well, he has a major role, so…
>>152697405I can check out the game and die happy if true. Did they get his colors correctly this time? I remember his old sprite bothering me to the point I fixed the colors on it myself lol
Does Lynette Guycott show up in the game in any form?
>>152696830Michael Comeau is an actual person, anon. They can't just put him in stuff as they want
>>152697578Oh yeah I always forget about that. Shame, he's one of my favorites in both the comic and the movieThey also included him in SPTO for a single frame in the last episode
>>152697586I understand your suffering, I love the bit where he's got the skull ring, one of my favourite panels
>>152695553Todd IngramLynette Guycott Mr. Chau
>>152697855Lynette would be nice to play as
>>152697555Yeah, she's an NPC on the street who gives you combat tips.
>>152695553Just add the full Clash at Demonhead gang. Todd, Lynette, Envy.
>>152698351That's great to hear and see anon. Glad she shows up in-game thankfully
>>152698426No problem. I'm still playing through the game, so if she actually does anything, I'll keep you updated.
>>152697586Ironically, he did audition for the role, but was rejected.
>>152698430Many thanks in advance anon, here's hoping
>>152697578It'd be cool if they could
>>152685720is this ai generated pixel art? why are the pixels misalligned in the star?
>>152686868$40 Canadian probably
I want her
When did Julie's whole thing become burgers? Is she American now?
>>152700360Matt Stone and Jay Parker?!
>>152699672>Roxxie finding the straight fanfics of her and Scott>At first being disgusted and refusing to read them>eventually curiosity wins her over>she gets drunk one night and reads a few of them>then a few more>then a select few over and over and over again>now when she sees Scott in public, she can't look him in the eye and runs away
>>152700478Roxie won!
>>152700478>>152700511What's with this weird obsession with the girl that's barely even a side character?And why do anons keep try to make her not a lesbian??
Snu snu?
>>152700640>What's with this weird obsession with the girl that's barely even a side character?because shes hot, also shes been getting a lot of spotlight since Takes Off>And why do anons keep try to make her not a lesbian??because its hot
>>152695553>threeI feel like they could fit four in here.
>>152697855>>152698415The same devs who did the first game did this one, and they were working on a Clash at Demonhead story DLC with them playable when it got shut down. I can see them revisiting the idea now.
>>152700640Breed the blonde slampig
>>152700841The Clash at DemonheadAnd Lucas Lee's agent as a gag character.
>>152700640She had a major role in SPTO and got a lot of great development.>And why do anons keep try to make her not a lesbian?Typical 4chan nonsense.
>>152695553Envy AdamsLynette GuycottLisa Miller
>>152700478A maybe is better than nothing.
>>152700946Makes sense to me
>>152700834>>152700946I blame myself. During the early threads I pushed the idea of an au where Roxie and Scott were friends prior to the original story. I intended it to be platonic. A friendship between brawlers akin to the main pair of the River City or Double Dragon series. But shippers do what they always do
>>152700360Based reference
>>152696613jfc finally Seconds really needs to get animated.
>>152686454>>152687983
Is it at least as good as the first game?
So this is shit, right?It looks ugly as fuck and is based on the SPTO middle finger to fans, yeah?I've got plenty of beat em ups available unless the gameplay in this is goddamned revolutionary but from what I've seen there's zero depth
>>152694571It doesn't work at all unless you radically alter Julie's character to the point that she's an entirely different person, but O'Malley more or less did that with everyone because he's a hack
>>152702911No first game had Paul Robertson for the art doing almost everything uninronically most of anamanaguchi's best work and it was made by dudes at ubisoft montreal who legit wanted to fuck around on the project of a 2D game as well as fans of the comic. It was lightening in a bottleThat shit was fucking magical everything came together perfectlyI know Paul worked on the new game but it does not feel like his work at all, like what so ever. As for the new anamanaguchi music ehhhhh its really not good like at all.
>>152703333holy checked
>>152703235But is the gameplay good tho
>>152703231Now kiss.
>>152702911I think it's fun.
>>152703333She's back! For the first time!
It's gonna happen in the DLC, right?
>>152692014someone fix their faces, please
>>152703470In the DLC she's gonna date Hollie >>152700478
She made your Big Mac anon
>>152703470NopeRoxie is going to end up with me_____
>>152703793Gideon impregnates this
>>152702868SOVL vs SOVLLESS
>>152685720Isn't this the game that follows the Takes Off timeline? If so, into the trash it goes.
>>152704370Kinda sorta maybe? O'Malley said it's another new Scott Pilgrim storyline, just taking some pieces from Takes Off.
>>152703345I've played better side-scrolling beat em ups, but there is depth here.
>>152704370>>152704406Adding onto this, the devs used SPTO as a starting point because the series ends with Scott and Ramona on good terms with the exes, meaning they could be playable. But they explicitly intended it to be stand alone so no one had to do "homework" going in.The promo prequel comic takes this tack as well in the recap.
>mfw can't find that one image of Roxie teasing with her feet anywhereWhere the fuck do people find pics that aren't on a booru anyway
>>152704816>He didn't save the imageIt's gone forever now, fucker.
>>152704406>>152704460>the devs used SPTO as a starting point because the series ends with Scott and Ramona on good terms with the exesHate this shit. It really feels like Bryan is ashamed of creating SP. What bothers me the most is out of all of the exes, Gideon is objectively the worst one and doesn't deserve redemption like the other exes. Plus, why did he get rid of The Glow for Gideon? Was it to make it easier for Matthew Pattel to kick his ass?
>>152704867Fuck.
A patch is on the way:https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottPilgrim/s/L9aPb5k3D7
>>152704882No retard hes making it based on SPTO because thats the most recent project he did, if he was ashamed of SP he wouldnt make another game
>>152704999Why is everything getting plushies now? Is youtooz really that cheap?
>>152704882Did Takes Off even address all the kidnapped girls Gideon had inside his nightclub?I feel like O'Malley and critics just don't like Scott very much. He's not all that bad and he's still the Hero of our story, terrible taste in women aside.
>>152705048>Did Takes Off even address all the kidnapped girls Gideon had inside his nightclub?Not in the slightest.
>>152705048>I feel like O'Malley and critics just don't like Scott very much. Did the author constantly calling him a pedophile during the entire comic not tell you that?
>>152705048It's funny you say that, since Scott in SPTO is actually a great guy. We see him through Ramona's eyes, so all his hard edges are filed down, and we see him as Ramona does, a sweet, kind, handsome guy who thinks love is worth fighting for.They even make it a point that aside from Scott being a bit emotional, the disintegration of Future!Scott and Future!Ramona's relationship was largely her fault for not wanting to communicate.
The point of Scott Pilgrim was that scott and ramona are almost identical, it was not the fault of one or the other but the fault of both of them for being stupid.
>>152700414She stole Ramona's American Burger Technology and left her with the Advanced American Slut Technology
>>152696601>>152703231
>>152703470she should teach Scott the cheat code to eating her out properly for a stat boost
>>152704073three times, even
>>152705048>>152705088In Gideon & Matthew's battle in his HQ they go past a giant vault door which I assumed could have had the girls inside. That's maybe the only potential reference to it in the show
>Can summon things like this at any time>Chooses to chase after Ramona for all these years.Why is he like this?
>>152705645Theater kid with a spine made of jelly.
Was Roxie thin during college, or did I make that up?
>>152705929You did.
>>152705929Maybe a smidge thinner but still pretty thick
>>152700821Yes anon, snu snu.
>>152705970>>152705995Damn. I guess I just liked the idea that she let herself go after the breakup.
>>152704370>>152704406>>152704460Julie and Gideon’s relationship makes zero sense if you didn’t see Takes Off, and it’s essential for the villains of this story to make sense. Same for Roxie wanting to make out with Kim and Hollie. You could maybe say there’s no deep plot so don’t worry about anything that confuses you, but it’s absolutely a Takes Off sequel. I also don’t remember if Knives being part of the band happened in the comics or not, but I seem to remember that was also a Takes Off original take, and if so that adds more fuel to the fire.
>>152706317I hope the anon that drew this and the other artist from the last thread show up again, they made great art
>>152706317ride it, Roxie! show him those ninja moves!
>>152706651In the book, Scott has a dream where Knives is in the band, but outside of that, she mostly hung out with Stephen Stills whenever the gang got to together after the breakup with Scott and Young Niel.Which never really went anywhere, looking back on it.
Are there cool robots in this
O'Malley, stop being a coward and let me smooch Knives already.
>>152706963No, Knives is for me.
>>152706933There are robots, yes.
>>152707047Nope.
>>152707047Cute Knives butt
>>152707224SHE'S 17 YEARS, 11 MONTHS AND 364 DAYS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK, SCOTT!
>>152705645Why would you focus on the demon girl when 30's rubberhose Knives is right next to her?
>>152707872But what about 30's Kim?
>>152707872I hope everyone draws art of her this thread like they drew art of Primal Knives last thread, 30's Knives looks so cute here
>>152702455>mistakes into miracles
>>152707872It's a real wasted opportunity that every other member of the band gets a cool new fashion related to where they were taken, but Kim remains exactly the same. Bryan is a coward.
>>152704882This will definately piss you off further. I'm about halfway through EX playing as Gideon. There is a boss fight with Simon Lee and before fighting him Gideon says this.
>>152708703>>152708816Kim's whole segment is just weird in general, because wasn't the whole point of Simon that he was just a regular guy that Scott was bullying and not actually trying to kidnap Kim at all? And Scott had just gaslit himself into believing he was this heroic figure rescuing his friend?So it's a bit strange to have an entire section that's just 'no, Simon actually did kidnap Kim and Scott needs to beat him again to save her. Kim was the one gaslighting herself.'
>>152708816>You shouldn't hold girls prisoner just because they won't date you! I know that now!"FUCK OFF
>>152708819>because wasn't the whole point of Simon that he was just a regular guy that Scott was bullying and not actually trying to kidnap Kim at all? And Scott had just gaslit himself into believing he was this heroic figure rescuing his friend?I mean, in hindsight it doesn't make sense, since Kim still slept with Scott.So there are only two options: either Kim remembers it wrong, or Kim gets turned on watching Scott fight (to be fair, it's the most exciting part of her life).
>>152708819It was Gideon changing Scott's memories with The Glow, but yeah, Simon was just a normal guy.>>152709009I think the comic makes it pretty clear that the whole 'kidnapping' never happened. Kim dated and then broke up with Simon to be with Scott, Simon took the break up badly (which is the entire theme of Scott Pilgrim) and Scott punched him when he tried to 'win Kim back.' This entire event is then exaggerated by Gideon to...make Scott upset, I guess? It was never really explained.
>>152709009>>152709033>>152708819Okay, here's the thing with Simon in Scott Pilgrim. You have three different canons on him. In the comic, Simon didn't kidnap Kim, it was all in Scott's head, and Scott didn't tell Kim he was leaving - which Kim only found out due to Lisa.In Scott Pilgrim animation - the prequel short to the live action movie, Simon did kidnapped Kim, and movie Scott's sin towards Kim is that he just viewed her as the girl with freckles. In Takes Off, same as the movie, Scott saves Kim, they dated, Scott told Kim he was leaving, and so on. Key difference is that the only thing I could think of, which might be the reason why Kim is bitter towards Takes Off Scott is that he didn't make it a big deal? Takes Off Scott is a literal saint compared to the movie and comic Scott.
Do you think Roxxie will like having a bigger butt when she's pregnant?
>>152708816>>152708893I know that now
>>152708819If you play as Scott, he does say that he thinks it was a dream.
>>152709202Who's that supposed to be? Zombie Neil? Or just some rando
>>152709225Young Neil. He's in the Castlevania zone, so he's Goth Neil though. He returns to normal once you rescue him. All the characters change to reflect their zones, except for Kim.
Oh, if that Lynette guy is still here, she also shows up as a shopkeep in the Post-Apocalypse zone.
>be me, Scott Pilgrim >stuck in prehistoric Subspace glitch dimension >jungle thick with giant ferns, pterodactyls screeching above >just got wrecked by a green dinosaur beast, now it's unconscious nearby >I'm flat on the mossy ground, shirt shredded, ribs bruised, glasses cracked >Primal Roxie leaps down from the fallen beast>she stands over me snarling >"Grrrrrr! Scott… weak! Roxie… win! You… die!" >her voice is deep growls and rumbles >I try to push up but pain shoots through my side >"Wait… Roxie? We can talk this out—" >she lunges instantly, knees slamming down to pin my waist >one hand clamps my throat, nails pricking skin >other fist raised high to crush my face >tail whipping side to side furiously >"Grrrar! Shut mouth! You… loser! Roxie… strong! Roxie… queen!" >she leans in close for the final blow >her hip brushes my crotch by accident >adrenaline + hot savage body on top = instant hard-on straining jeans >she freezes mid-motion >nostrils flare wide >sniffs once, twice, three times >lowers head and sniffs right over the bulge >eyes snap open huge >"…Snu snu?" >growls it low, already sounding excited >"What the—?" >"Snu snu! Grrrh! Big! Smell… good! Roxie… want!" >hand flies from throat to belt, rips buckle apart like paper >jeans and boxers yanked down to knees in one violent tug >thick veiny cock springs free, rock-hard, easily 25cm, head already glistening >she stares, feral grin spreading across her face >"Snu snu big! Grrrrr! Mine!" >flips white fur loincloth aside >nothing underneath, pussy swollen and dripping wet, small purple patch above >grips base tight with strong hand, lines it up >drops down hard >"GRRRRAAAAAHHH! Big! Full! Roxie… full!" (1/?)
>>152709407>first plunge buries me completely, walls scorching and vise-tight >she starts riding with pure animal fury >slamming up and down hard, skull bra rattling, breasts bouncing wildly >tail curls around my leg to lock in place >"Grrrh! Grrrh! Snu snu! Harder!" >nails rake red lines down my chest >bites into my shoulder, marking deep >"Mine! Scott… mine! No talk! Only snu snu!" >grinds in tight circles, clit smashing against base >"Ugh ugh ugh! Yes! Big cock! Roxie… feel… all!" >I grab her firm ass, spread cheeks and help slam her faster >sweat pouring, ground turning slick beneath us >her first orgasm crashes through >body locks rigid, tail stiffens straight >"GRRRRRRAAAAAHHH SNUSNUUUUU!" >pussy spasms violently, squirting hot over my balls and moss >she doesn't pause >spins around to reverse position, sinks back down >resumes furious bouncing, deeper and faster >"More! More snu snu! Roxie… no stop!" >I grab her tail like reins, tug gently >she goes completely feral, ass cheeks slapping loudly against my thighs >second orgasm hits, clamps so tight I nearly lose it >I flip her onto her back against the soft moss >now I'm on top >"Grrrh! Roxie top!" >I ignore it, start pounding deep and steady >hit her spot every thrust >she melts instantly, legs wrapping tight around my waist >"Ugh! Yes! Hard! Scott… hard! Snu snu good!" >hook her legs over my shoulders for deeper angle >third orgasm explodes, clear squirts spraying across my abs >"GRRRAAAAAHHH! Roxie… break! Cock… break Roxie!" (2/?)
>>152708816>>152709202That...that just completely misses the entire point of Gideon! He's not SUPPOSED to learn that! He's meant to be Scott without any self-awareness or respect! He's what Scott COULD be!Takes Off and EX really feels like a pathetic attempt to pander to people who never liked Scott Pilgrim in the first place.
>>152692014>Japanese artists>subarashi>""""Japanese"""" artists in America on Tumblr/Xitter>
>>152696613Holy shit, Seconds finally acknowledgedWhere is Snot Girl
>>152704882>It really feels like Bryan is ashamed of creating SP.And he should, it's an objectively shitty story>because it's about an adult grooming an undera—No, because it validates every piss-ass mid 2000s whiny hipster faggot fantasy of being a nothing loser who magically scores some ultra competent girl by indulging in every mediocre "i'm so lame it's quirky" shit possiblePlus it's proto-beanmouthI have a literal strong hypothesis that Scott Pilgrim is ground zero for EVERY 2010s beanmouth slop>CH Greenblatt, Lauren Faust, Rebecca Sugar, Sarah Graley, etc. etc. all admit to being fans of SP, suspiciously beanmouth takes off right as SP series ends, initial wave of it back in 2011-2015 often involved "we played retro games and love indie rock" aesthetics, played in directly to early 2010s "gamer" youtuber/lets player culture that also dredged up Scott Pilgrim's style, all of which fell away by 2016 onwards
>>152709415>can't hold back anymore >drive to the hilt and unload thick hot ropes inside her >she feels every pulse, triggers smaller fourth climax >body trembling under me >we stay locked together, both panting hard >finally pull out with wet sound, thick cum leaking from her swollen pussy >she lets out soft purring growl >"…Grr… Scott… good…" >nudges me onto my back >curls tight against my chest like satisfied wildcat >tail coils possessively around my waist >rests head on my shoulder, lazily licks the bite mark she left >"…Mine" >fingers trace slow circles on my chest >"Scott… strong… big cock… Roxie… like. Roxie… stay" >I drape an arm around her >"Holy shit… never thought I'd win like that" >she lifts head, eyes softer now under the war paint >smiles with sharp teeth, but it's gentle >"Snu snu… later. Now… sleep. Roxie… protect Scott" >snuggles even closer, purring low in her throat >jungle quiets around us >we fall asleep tangled together >she licks my neck softly in her sleep now and then >murmuring >"mine… snu snu… mine" >know for sure when we wake, there will be more snu snu, way more >Primal Roxie has decided, I'm hers now(3/3)Prologue.>After the adventure, everyone gathered in the coffee shop.>"Are you pregnant?" Kim asked in her usual calm tone.>"How did that happen?" Ramona asked.>Wallace: "Tell me the gossip, sister.">Roxie slammed her fist on the table. "Some bastard must have seen an opportunity and taken advantage of me!" She was furious.>Scott tried to hide his reaction. "What...? How do you know you didn't take advantage of him? maybe">"When I find him, I'm going to kill him!" Roxie shouted.>"Hehe..." A bead of sweat trickled down Scott's face.>The End.
>>152709438Anon, please, this is too hot.
>>152709451That was the point.
>>152686454>>152696613>>152698351>>152709202Why is the perspective so fucked? The background doesn't really align with the 3/4th view the character sprites have, it's all flat. Are they trying to reference SMB3 and how it's literally just a play, so the background reflects that? Because it REALLY does not work here.
>>152709498Oh, you wait until you have to climb something in the background; it is NOT good.
need more knives chau impregnation
>>152709416I mean some of that may be true, but Gideon was also super smart and conniving, while Scott was just a dumbass. Scott could have never formed a business or a team of evil exes even at his worst, he’d just have been an asshole bum walking through life without caring about the lives he ruined. He’d be Marty Supreme, not Gideon.Besides, its fitting to me that he only learned his lesson after finding a girl who’s cool with his evil bullshit. He didn’t actually learn anything, he just has another girlfriend so he’s not as obsessive.
The Gideon Rises, Brother!
>>152695553One will surely come out by the end of the year right?
>>152709420It looks good, faggot.
>be me, Scott Pilgrim >chilling on the couch in my apartment, controller in hand, half-asleep after Ramona left for subspace deliveries >door opens quietly >before I can even sit up, strong hands grab my shirt collar >Roxie Richter yanks me down to the carpet >she's already straddling my chest, knees pinning my arms >rips off her black leather shorts in one motion, no underwear >firm round ass hovering right above my face >"Morning, Pilgrim" she says with that sharp smirk >"Slept well, loser?" >I try to protest "Roxie, what the hell—" >she drops her full weight, planting her ass directly on my face >cheeks spread around my nose and mouth, warm skin smothering me >"Shhh" she whispers, grinding slowly to settle in >"Open your mouth, Pilgrim. You're eating what I give you. And you're doing it right." >I squirm, try to turn my head >she grabs a fistful of my messy hair and yanks back hard >"Don't be shy" she mocks, rocking her hips >"I know you've always wanted to tongue something Ramona wouldn't let you near. Lick. Lick my ass like the pathetic little bitch you are." >I mumble something muffled >she presses down harder, anus right against my lips >I give in, tongue flicking out tentatively over the tight ring >she lets out a low satisfied moan >"That's it, Pilgrim… deeper. Don't be lazy." >I push my tongue inside, feeling her clench around it >Roxie starts circling her hips, smearing her wetness across my nose and cheeks >slides lower, lining her dripping pussy right over my mouth >"Now eat my cunt, idiot" she orders, gripping my head with both hands >"Suck. I want that useless tongue of yours working." >I lick harder, tracing her swollen lips, tasting her salty-sweet arousal >Roxie pants above me, thighs quivering as she grinds faster >"Look at you" she laughs between breaths (1/?)
>>152709922>"Big bad Scott Pilgrim, beaten by ass and pussy. Pathetic. Is this the best you've got? More tongue, Pilgrim. Or I'll suffocate you right here." >her hand slides down to my crotch >my jeans already unbuttoned—she must have done it while pinning me >reaches inside boxers, wraps fingers around my throbbing cock >"Oh look at this" she taunts, squeezing the base hard >"Hard as a teenager just from getting humiliated. How sad." >starts stroking slow and torturous, irregular rhythm >tightens right under the head whenever I tense up too much >every time I buck my hips for more friction she stops and slaps my balls lightly >"Not so fast, Pilgrim" she whispers, settling more weight on my face >"Finish eating first. Then… maybe I'll let you cum. Maybe." >I moan into her flesh, tongue buried in her pussy, lapping and sucking her swollen clit >Roxie speeds up her grinding, riding my face harder >anus brushing my nose with every upward motion >"Fuck… yes… like that… lick harder, loser… you're gonna make me cum all over your stupid face…" >her thighs start shaking violently >pussy clenches around my tongue, wetness flooding my mouth >she lets out a rough groan and cums hard >"Take it… swallow every drop, Pilgrim!" >she trembles on top, grinding through the aftershocks, prolonging it >her hand returns to my cock, stroking faster now (2/?)
>>152709927>twists at the wrist, thumb pressing the sensitive frenulum >"Come on… cum for me" she commands, voice hoarse with pleasure >"I want to feel you spill while my taste is still in your mouth. Do it, Pilgrim. Show me how pathetic you really are." >can't hold back anymore >body tenses, hips jerk up into her hand >I groan muffled against her pussy as I explode >thick hot ropes shoot across my stomach and her fingers >she keeps pumping until the last spurt >finally lifts off, looking down at me with a cruel satisfied smile >my face is glistening with her juices, hair wrecked, shirt stained >"Good boy" she says, wiping her fingers on my shirt >"Maybe next time I'll let you breathe a little more… or maybe not." >pulls her shorts back on casually >gives my cheek a light slap >"See you around, Pilgrim. Don't wipe your face yet. I want you smelling like me all day." >door closes behind her >I'm left lying there, breathing heavy >her taste still coating my tongue >humiliation and twisted pleasure buzzing through me >I know she'll come back >and deep down, some messed-up part of me is already waiting for it(3/3)
>>152706890the one on the right is like the horniest I've ever seen Julie, canon or in fanart.
Wasn’t Gideon killed?
Any lewd Roxie requests? Just her
>>152710412Roxie tied up and gagged in a bikini
>>152710412No, but please see >>152709638
>>152710412Roxie like power girl
>>152710028He respawned.
>>152710412This.
>>152710442Duly noted
>>152709638>Scott Pilgrim's Toronto apartment >late afternoon sun coming through broken blinds >smells like old pizza and cheap laundry soap >Knives Chau, seven and a half months pregnant, straddling him on the couch >her massive belly pressing down on his stomach every time she drops, breasts huge now, leaking constantly, nipples dark and swollen >she's riding him hard, been going for over forty minutes straight >Scott panting, hands limp on her thighs >"Knives… baby… I think… I think I’m done…" >she doesn't even look at him, eyes glassy, completely lost in it >keeps rising and falling in the same relentless rhythm >"Don’t stop… Don’t you dare stop, Scott…" >slams down hard, takes him all the way in again >long trembling moan escapes her >small hands gripping his shoulders, black nails digging into his Sex Bob-omb shirt >Scott tries to sit up a little >"My back… Knives, please… I’m dead…" >she pushes him back down with surprising strength >leans forward suddenly >one heavy leaking breast brushes his lips, warm milk drips straight into his mouth >"Suck." >he obeys, no energy left to argue >closes lips around the swollen nipple and sucks >hot sweet stream floods his mouth instantly >he swallows, still shocked at the volume after all these weeks >Knives cries out sharply, whole body shuddering (1/2)
>>152710730>hips speed up even more, slamming down violently >"Like that… like that… just like that… Harder… please, Scott…" >he sucks harder >feels her tighten around his cock every time he swallows >hands come up to hold her breasts, milk leaking between his fingers, impossible weight >she's trembling hard now, so close >belly visibly contracts around the baby as she comes again >screams his name "Scott! Scott!" in a broken desperate voice >still doesn't stop >slows down a little but keeps going, rising and falling >hands rubbing obsessive circles over her own belly >Scott, mouth full of her sweet taste, murmurs against her skin >"Knives… I love you… but fuck… you’re gonna kill me…" >she gives a small tired manic smile "Just a little more." tilts the other breast toward his mouth "Just a little bit longer… and then I’ll let you sleep… I promise…" >Scott closes his eyes>knows she's lying, somehow that's the part he likes most(2/2)
i’m sick and fucking tired of retro throwbacks
>>152700478>Fat and ostensibly bad at relationships.>Never fails at picking random women up.Roxie is Scott Pilgrim's George Costanza.
>>152700478>Hollie never calls Roxie.>Roxie locks herself in her house eating ice cream and watching Netflix.>She's naked and covered in ice cream stains.
>>152711372>"What are you saying, I can't return these Ninja Tools?"*>"I'm sorry, they've been in the bathroom."
>>152711121cute scott's wives to be.
>>152698430Is that screenshot from the OG game?
>>152711616Yeah it's one of the gag endings you get while playing Scott
>>152711616Yeah, It's Scott's Ending. If you want the True Ending, you have to play as Ramona.
>>152711537>gets drunk >hits Scott up with a wyd
>>152711658
>>152711041all my wives
>>152711616Yup
>>152711537hot
>>152704882Yeah the dudes got an embarrassing level of remorse for what made him successful in the first place.
>>152705645Is it even safe to fuck a demon hipster chick?
>>152710468isn't that only a thing for Canadians?
>>152711960built for /ss/
Sorry, Scott. Twitter says you have to die now.
Wow, 64 hits? Canadian Air Juggles are OP.
>>152704882Bryan said his greatest regret is making the Scott Pilgrim universe too white.
>>152712150I always wondered, if he were going to raceswap a character if he did it again, who would it be?I imagined it wouldn't be Kim or Lisa, since they're from Northern Ontario which I imagine is pretty white. Maybe Stills?
>>152711121literally the perfect couple, O'Malley just isn't brave enough to stand by them
>>152710412this comic but instead its Roxie reacting to various ninja themed sex toys.
>>152710477Kill yourself.
>>152713155Why?
>>152713583>>152713601Kill yourself slopfaggot.
>>152712405No. No more Yurishit.
>>152712206Knowing the twist just makes this prequel comic more confusing.
>>152709294Lynette anon here, This is amazing to see anon
>>152712080this is very cute
All these projects, yet all I've ever wanted was a straight animated adaptation of the comic. That animated prologue to the movie showed so much potential.
>>152691219Like the ending to Gigil right?
Alright, I finished the game, here's my thoughts.This game needed another year or two in the oven, but it's a fine 5/10. It's perfectly servicable.The two biggest problems are, one, the world needs to be, like, four times larger. The world is fucking tiny; nearly every one of the time warps is a single room, when they need to be their own entire areas, with their own unique enemies. I want to fight caveman robots in the prehistoric era, that's the entire reason you have a time travel plot. The largest one is six rooms, which would be a problem even if the world map itself wasn't eight entire rooms. The game has a fast travel system, but the world is so small that there's only four stops on it, and two of them go to the same place, plus you can just fucking RUN across the entire map in thirty seconds.The second problem is, every character is the same. They're all just the same character, except maybe Robot-01. Why does Lucas Lee, the 'grappler,' not have any unique grappling moves? Or any bonuses to grappling? Or any special attacks that are grapples? He's the exact same as Patel, the summoner, who has one summon. And he's nearly exactly the same as Roxie, the air-fighter who doesn't even have a stinger and therefore can't knock people into the air where she's supposed to be fighting them. It's nonsense.Give the game back to the developers, tell 'em to get back to work, it's not done yet!
Is it true that Kim isn't playable? I refuse to buy if she isn't.
>>152715160Kim isn't playable. All the band members of Sex Bob-omb are assists you can summon once you rescue them.
>>152715208Thank you for the honesty brother. I will be keeping my money.
>>152715100>This game needed another year or two in the oven, but it's a fine 5/10. It's perfectly servicable.Could it be saved by DLC or a Deluxe edition?
>>152715228The characters all feeling the same might be fixable with a DLC, I guess. That's just an issue of making all their playstyles more unique. Like, the 'zoner' character doesn't even have a ranged default attack. He has a charged shot, which every other character has. They're all just melee all-rounders with the only difference being their models. They'd need to rework each characters moveset to make them more specialized. It's hypothetically fixable, if a lot of work.The map being small would require a full overhaul to fix. Expanding the size of the rifts would maybe do it, but even then, there are six of the things and each one would need to be expanded massively. It's just too much work for a DLC or patch.
>>152715522Damn. The irony that the fourth largest city in North America is too small in this game.
>>152700478How does this fat failure lesbian have so much rizz?
>>152715675Lesbian bottoms have it easy as they can just throw themselves at any queer and get a high success rate
>>152715675She doesn't, which is why it took a comic series, a movie, a tv show and 2 games for her to get a "maybe".
:p
>>152711951Isn’t he?
>>152715522>>152715577Maybe they need more Toronto locations, like the subway.
>>152715100going thru it and yeah I've been running that thru my mind since the demo that it's just a short as hell map/world which is why I'm walking around to savor it. This whole game is barely a snack
>>152716337Even just a second layer above the first would have made it feel a bit bigger. It's just eight rooms, left to right, with warps occasionally to boss rooms. There's even a place downtown that looks like it was supposed to go higher, but is just blocked off the whole game. You can see it next to Lynette here. >>152698351Either make the overworld bigger or make the warps bigger, but they're both so small.
>>152716337More Toronto locations would be cool.
>>152715100>The second problem is, every character is the same. They're all just the same character, except maybe Robot-01.This is the second modern Beat Em Up I've to have have that problem, how does this keep happening?
>>152718014Sauce? This is very cute.
>>152710412Can I simply just get her wearing the outfit from the 2010 game? There is next to no art of that online.
>>152718536What this anon said, but her pregnant in that outfit and leaking through her top
>Never get to play a Rock Love Ballad with Knives.Why must life hurt like this?>>152718086https://x.com/jotauno_xd/status/1728554850424599005
>>152718086https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jotauno/knives-chau
>>152718723I love how this artist draws Knives. Knives getting a whole new style and a bit of a rebrand from the show has given so much new life to her character, it's been sweet.
>>152718864I always felt like they were setting up a big bro lil sis thing with these two and it just went nowhere, it sucks that Scott Pilgrim is a fight and action centered piece of media because the slice of life parts are what sticks on people's minds
i miss neilanon and that kim waifufag. i wonder what they think of the new game
>>152715100Thinking this about more; these two problems kind of compound on each other.Because if the game was long, it wouldn't matter if every character was the same, because the intent would then be that you just pick your favourite and only swap out for challenges and achievements. Which would be easy, since everyone plays the same, more or less. And you have one long campaign you play through.On the other hand, if every character was unique, then the game doesn't need to be long; because replaying it with a new character feels like a new experience. Learning to zone people out with Robot-01 is different than needing to get close and personal with a huge hitbox like Lucas Lee. That's replayabiltiy worthy of having seven endings.But instead, we have the worst of both worlds, so it's just kind of forgettable. Not long enough to satisfy with a single character, but not diverse enough to play again, because you'd just be going through everything with the same guy.>>152717342It fucking sucks, man, I just want to wrestle!
>>152719365Cute girl
Ideas for greentext?
What do you do when a girl looks at you like this?
>>152711648I like that the OG game ending used to be very unserious, to the point one of them was "Kim and Knives walk off into the sunset, much to everyone's confusion" and "Scott has a harem that leaves him unsatisfied".
>>152720666Kim and Scott are trapped in a room and the only way to open the door is for them to have sex or Scott has to come up with an new original song right on the spot.
>>152711857Bryan loves his girls wearing boots, I've noticed this
>>152712013I felt bad for Knives this whole arc, but not because I felt like she was some victim but that clearly she had high hope and expectations for what this relationship was and clearly Scott wasn't into it or had already moved onto someone else emotionally at this point. This was her first kiss she wanted so badly and for Scott this was an unpleasant and confusing way to end his day.
>>152718864>>152718929I like this friendship between them, if they ever did a slice of life spinoff around Knives, I'd like to see them build off of this and off her relationship with Tamara. Someone rightly pointed out that while Knives imagine she annoys the hell out of Tamara, Tamara probably views her with great admiration as one of the coolest people she knows.
>>152720668reach out and hold her hand
>>152720666Kim intimately teaching Knives how to play the drums for a one-on-one jam session only for it to slowly ease into making out.
>>152720676>be me, Scott Pilgrim >stuck in some sketchy velvet-walled room with Kim Pine >door slams shut, no handle, just a sign on the wall >"To exit: either consensual satisfying sex OR Scott composes and performs a brand new original song (no covers, no old Sex Bob-omb stuff)" >three hour timer starts ticking >okay.jpg, I can do this, I'm a musician >pull out air guitar because of course there's no real one >start mumbling lyrics >"Kim... you're trapped with me... and I'm trapped with you... this room smells like defeat and cheap perfume..." >Kim sitting on the bed, already staring at the ceiling like she wants to die >keep going >"and your eyes... are like... two GameCubes glowing in the dark..." >Kim finally looks over >"Scott. That is the worst thing I've ever heard. Stop." >try harder for like another ninety seconds >words get worse: "post-adolescent anguish... final boss level... metaphorical pizza..." >Kim stands up, walks right in front of me >"Scott." >"Yeah?" >"Look at me." >look up >she has that classic Kim face, the one that says she's about to end me >"You are not writing a decent song in the next hour. You probably won't write a decent song in the next five years. I'm not spending the rest of my life in this cigarette-and-regret smelling sex dungeon listening to you rhyme 'eternal' with 'infernal' again." >swallow hard >"So...?" >she crosses her arms >"So we're doing option one. Because option two is clearly dead on arrival." >long silence >blink a few times >"You're... sure?" >Kim rolls her eyes so hard I think they almost fall out >"I'm not sure of anything involving you, Pilgrim. But I'm very sure I'd rather have mediocre sex with you than slowly lose my mind in here." >get up slowly like any sudden move will break reality >we kiss
>>152720916>first one's clumsy, teeth bump, I mumble "sorry", she mutters "shut up" into my mouth >then it flips >suddenly urgent >clothes hit the floor like they're trying to escape >bed creaks like it's also trapped >Kim is direct, bossy, impatient >I'm enthusiastic chaos trying to make up for lack of skill with volume >somehow it works >really works >hands everywhere, breathing ragged, noises neither of us expected >she pushes me down, takes over completely >ride the rhythm like she's drumming the fastest song Sex Bob-omb never wrote >pace gets slower, deeper, more desperate >she buries her face in my neck, half cursing half saying my name >hold her so tight my arms will hurt tomorrow >finally collapse, sweaty, panting, hair stuck to forehead >neither of us speaks for a minute >just breathing >Kim lifts her head >"Scott." >"Hm?" >"The door." >turn head >door is cracked open, hallway light spilling in a yellow stripe across the bed >"How long has it been open?" >she glances at the clock >"About an hour and ten minutes." >stare at it >let out the weakest, most disbelieving laugh >"So we... fulfilled rule one... and didn't even notice?" >Kim drops back onto my chest >"Shut up, Pilgrim." >door is open >we don't move >not yet >for once being stuck together doesn't feel like the worst thing in the world
>>152718536Is she wearing heels?
>>152686269hot
