What's your favorite "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" matchup?Mine is Omniman vs Homelander or SpongeBob vs Aquaman
KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTTOOOOOOSSSS
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
PLS SAAR NOO SAAR I AM GAY SAAR
Holy AURA
>>152690963Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
>>152691007>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses >Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire versesonly on opposite day, weak faggot
>>152690963Mario vs SonicWally West vs SonicSukamon vs SonicA rock vs SonicGoku vs SonicBeaver Warrior vs SonicMagikarp vs SonicBubsy vs SonicA literal coughing baby vs SonicThe general public vs Sonic gamesHydrogen bombs on the left, coughing babies on the right.
>>152691006Also i'm black and my iq is 70
Pikachu is very sexy
Another thread another REMINDER that Bruce Almighty RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse. >casually moves the Moon closer to the Earth >makes a meteor impact Earth >made specific stars and constellations to line up the way he wanted for his date night >Well, is GOD. Post your HERO doing any of the following feats? ON SCREEN.
>>152691006i'm trans btw
>>152691006Why the fuck is he covered in hexagons, cell is too. WTF
Take down all the mirrors in my houseI hate my nose, eyes, and my mouthI hate the jokes I laugh aboutI hate the hos I'm sad aboutShe calls up my phoneRinging, ringing, ringing, ringing, baby, just leave me aloneShe saw all my flawsBaby, won't you tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong?Ooh, I hate the feeling, I'm lying downSo I wanna die on top of my couchOh, wellOh, wellWhat do you want from me?I'm never ever good for anythingWhy do you talk to me?I'm never ever buying a wedding ringI have a question, I'm likeOoh, I have a questionOoh, I have a question, I'm likeOoh, I have a question for you, babyHow do I really even matter to youWhen you was outside laughing with another dude?Oh, you make me hate my face so muchOh, when will I ever feel that? (Oh, shit, a gun)Take down all the mirrors in my houseI hate my nose, eyes, and my mouthI hate the jokes I laugh aboutI hate the hos I'm sad aboutShe calls up my phoneRinging, ringing, ringing, ringing, baby, just leave me aloneShe saw all my flawsBaby, won't you tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong?Ooh, I hate the feeling, I'm lying downSo, I wanna die on top of my couchOh, wellOh, wellWhat do you want from me?I'm never ever good for anythingWhy do you talk to me?I'm never ever buying a wedding-Take down all the mirrors in my houseI hate my nose, eyes, and my mouthI hate the jokes I laugh aboutI hate the hos I'm sad aboutShe calls up my phoneRinging, ringing, ringing, ringing, baby, just leave me aloneShe saw all my flawsBaby, won't you tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong?
And the losers are: Mario, Goku, Hulk, Bruce Almighty, Chris McLean, Batman, Vegeta, Cell, Yugi, Superman, Simon, Popeye, Saitama, Rick, Gandalf, Tucker, Bowser, Spawn, Kratos and composite fiction! The winner was, is and ALWAYS WILL BE: Sonic the mother fuckin' Hedgehog! BOOM! DONE!
>What's your favorite "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" matchup?Gunbuster vs Evangelion
>>152690989Wake up, mariofaggot! You're just dreaming about your father raping you again.
>>152691039to give the appear of scales I presume, since Cell's bioarmor is chitinous in inspirationAnd Metal Overlord is like a dragon
Alright so from the preview Metal will start as Neo Metal and will eventually become Metal Overlord. What are we thinking so far?
>>152691006also I'm the brownest vantablack nigger to ever walk muttland, my parents are ashamed of me, and I have never felt the touch of a woman due to my stench and twitter addiction and voting for Kamala
>>152691057https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/raped%20fatherWow, a Sonic fan making shit up and stealing from Dragon Ball? What are the odds of that happening?
>>152691069Makes me think they aren't using Super Neo.
>>152691078Because he doesn't need it
>>152691054>And the losers are: Mario, Goku, Hulk, Bruce Almighty, Chris McLean, Batman, Vegeta, Cell, Yugi, Superman, Simon, Popeye, Saitama, Rick, Gandalf, Tucker, Bowser, Spawn, Kratos and composite fiction!>The winner was, is and ALWAYS WILL BE: Sonic the mother fuckin' Hedgehog! More of Sonic the LYING hedgehog's delusions
>>152691069>>152691078they're obviously treating Super Neo as the surprise "final form" he whips out when things look dire. Most obvious telegraph ever, like Super Saiyan Bardock
>>152691075You're not supposed to say it out loud, we all know it, but you're not supposed to say it out loud.
>>152691069Will probably be>Neo Metal holds his own against Cell but clearl loses>Metal Overlord goes even with Cell until Cell manages to rip out his core>Taps into the emeralds to burst out as Super Neo and wins for the final stretch
>>152691089Neither did freiza against Megatron but they still showed it in the animation
>>152691057>Wake up, mariofaggot! You're just dreaming about your father raping you again.you still won't post a source of your lying claims, are you that scared and just make up shit of your masters daily
>Set up is Cell heroically stopping an invasion from the Eggman EmpireHoly SHIT
Okay so where did all this sonic spam start. Did Sonic after millions of reevaluations and content since mvs2 get enough to beat Mario and now this will go on forever because of how long they got made fun ofOr is it still a stomp/debatable for Mario and its causing a melty
>>152691096But he's not even the final form of the Metal Sonic that turns Super Neo Metal.That would be Master Overlord. Which in some ways fairs even worse (the characters are able to tear away at his paneling and Tails crashed a battleship into him, and he instantly falls out of the form and loses his Neo upgrade when the Master Emerald is removed)
CELLTOS!metalsura...
>>152691124Sonicfags have gotten a lot more autistic and terminally online since MVS2.
>>152691124I don't know, why are you asking me
I keep my screenshot and desuarchive link of the Mariofag being molested by his dad where I keep my list of onscreen Sonic feats of blowing up planets, galaxies, universes and shit.You know, just because we've never SEEN any of that happen...
>>152691075>>152691108>immediate damage control spamYup yup!
>>152691127he's not but all sonic scaling relies on chaos emeralds so that's what they're gonna do.
People care more about pissing off sonicfag than his actual opinions. Sonicfag just don't sperg out
>>152691124Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152691143>still lying and dodging the command
>>152691124I will blame Archie silver getting a win for giving them the confidence to be as obnoxious as they've been recently
>>152691141>>152691161>still feels a heavy need to damage controlMmhmm
>>152691124It unironically started around the time that one article came out, with Sega people who worked on the Sonic vs. Mario Olympic games voicing their distaste for having to meet Nintendo's demand.
Another /dbs/ scholar got exposed as a pedophile, and their thread died out. So expect alot of dbs tourists coming over to /dbg/ and falseflagging / bringing up old drama
>>152691124started off as a ritual post everyone ignored like normal peoplethen independently Knuckles vs Shadow discussion started due to /sthg/ then after that the ritual posts were stopped being ignored because retards love to be retards
>>152691185I don't care, talk about Death Battle before I kill you
>>152691199ok.Kratos is the KING of KINGS!
>>152691168boy you really are a newfag to these threads
>>152691150This is why I hate Death Battle sometimes.It feels like I have to cede part of my arguments because Death Battle has made itself into the de facto authority in the space.People are seemingly unhappy with the superduper upscaling that Death Battle just hands out with its interpretations, so why don't they just... talk about the match ups in the ways that they want to?I think the metaconversation on how we scale and why is a necessary step to increasing the efficacy of our arguments as well as just elevating our abilities to think critically.
>>152691199You can try buddy boy
>>152691213we do.but there's only so much "Post Kratos destroying a mountain" you can spam when the general is about the show called Death Battle and on Death Battle Kratos is omnipotent
>>152691199no I'd rather talk about a Twitter trend that only Reddit still cares about
>calling people newfagsPost a deepcut right NOW else you will get shot behind an Arbys.
>>152691224Sonic and Mario battling to the death is a Death Battle, stop crying like a little bitch
>>152691224Death Battle is made by and for Redditwitters
Death Battle is made by and for SAAAARS
GAAAAYYYYTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>152691221You're correct.I just think that maybe the space as a whole could do with more introspection.
>>152691241This is true. Only laughter can fix DBG
>>152690963Snake vs Sam. Like what the fuck did anyone expect to happen when you have a normal human to fight an actual super soldier?
SONICBROOOOOOOOOSSSS WE ARE INDIAN JEETS??? AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>152691241SARS virus is no joke.
I AM SO FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152691265cucky sonic/asura/simonbro...
>>152691241Fucking please, it doesn't get more Aryan than THIS
I think the Metal Sonic voice DevilArtemis is doing is silly.
>>152691265cucky asura/sonic/simonbro...
>>152691276these are indians doing whiteface, they were my best friends back in the shitting streets of Delhi
>>152691227well I know Brain Sponge stomps current /dbg/
>>152691188>Knuckles vs ShadowNot even remotely close btw
>>152691007BOOM!BOOM!!DOUBLE TRVVTH NVVKE!!
>>152691006This post really triggered him.
I hate blacks, I hate spicsI hate Jews, I hate chinksI hate Arabs, I hate mongoloidsI hate lesbiansDonald Trump, Donald TrumpDonald Trump, I′m voting for Donald TrumpDonald Trump, Donald TrumpDonald Trump, I'm voting for, voting for Donald TrumpYou′re looking kinda sexy, Donnie (SKRRT)You make me kind of hard (SKRRT SKRRT), DonnieDonald is the best, I wanna suck his dickI love his red face and I love his juicy tits (SKRRT)Wanna cuddle up on the couch with you Donald TrumpMaybe watch a couple movies (or some Hulu)I want to text you every day and night, Mr. Donald TrumpMaybe send a couple nudies (Hey, watcha doin')I wanna lick ya down, head to toeBut I promise I won't touch the hole (unless you want me)I saw you for the first time on the TVI thought me and you could get kinda freaky (yeah)Hit that G-spotStick your pinkie up my assholeAnd if you like it maybe you could try it too (SKRRT)If one finger ain′t enough we can go for twoMaybe use a gerbil or a gopher tooDonnie, drill my ass with a strap onMake me cum without using my hands onI love you Donnie, you make me cryCum in my mouth, cum in my eyes(Chuckle) Cum in my ass, cum on the tipCum on my back, cum on my titsDonald Trump, Donald TrumpDonald Trump, I love you DonnieDonald Trump, Donald TrumpDonald TrumpLet me see that ass, DonnieI just want to feel your pulseWith my pinkie in your assholeYou can be my pinkie ring from the Dollar StoreDonald, I know you want meI know we′re perfect for each otherI know you're alone and you need somebody who understands you and I understand you, DonnieYou also someone who knows how to hit that G-spotThat wife ain′t doing shit
>>152691170>damage controlDesuarchive link. Now.
>>152691277Dude... You can call people fags, insinuate they are trans, use racial slurs of any variety but we do NOT call people "silly" here.
>>152691054TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>Cell relies on Telekinesis, Multi-form, and other OG DB techniques>Metal already has to pull out his STRONGEST transformationWTF are they doing
What the hell they just privated the DB cast, I was watching fucking hell
mario are gooder than your fav franchise and solo your fav verse neg diff
FINE I DON'T HAVE PROOF OF ANY OF MY CLAIMSALL I HAVE ARE STATEMENTS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?!
>>152691241HINDUTVAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>152691325goku...
>>152691322I mean Cell is already at his strongest form, Super Perfect isn't really a form too
>>152691325sonic...
>>152691322Cell is winning so they're making Metal look exactly like the jobber he is in the comics and games
>>152691188>/sthg/It's always those faggots, isn't it. I bet it's the shadow fags.
>>152691323So this one is members only forever now? Fucking penny clutchers
>>152691309Kratos sang this and it was beautiful
>>152691323just wait a few hours
Too many off-siters here, Mi amigas we need to laugh at these newfags.
>>152691341>>152691188/sthg/ doesn't care about powerscaling, just shipping and characterization discourse
>>152691341Cope
>>152691355Checked and BASED.
hero
>>152691367MY hero
>>152691294>>152691356"Knuckles vs Shadow""Not even remotely close btw"
>>152691345I believe this was announced a while back that they were putting all their livestreams behind paywall.I think there is a Youtube related reason for it, basically privated videos don't count against you if they are lower view counts.So Death Battle is turning it into an incentive to pay them.
>>152691367...named Metal Sonic will RAPE and GAPE Cell in less than a week!
>>152691384maybe he has a Sonic feat hidden between his many chins
>>152691386retard no they're not
If Cell doesn’t win I am going to beat my dog into a fucking coma
>>152691384
>>152691386Too bad their livestreams all suck and are just pointless background noise.
>>152691355But you know what they care about? Shitting up every single thread they get their hands on.I swear there was one tim those fags did something that affected the site.
>>152691419Pepsi side has 2 winners
>>152691419remove Sonic and Mario, who have never been real rivals.
>>152691419Coke winsMario winsCharizard winsBejita wins
>>152691124Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
So who won the cast?
Instant loss 2 koma
>>152691419Why is tired Bejita
>>152691419Bulbasaur was literally the better starter of gen 1, so none of those dags win.
>>152691439…’s supply of anal lube, given how many cocks Sonic and Shadow are gonna take between the two of them
>>152691419>it's all high fructose carcinogenic goyslopAccurate pic.
>>152691443Sonic.>B-but it wasn't about SonicSonic.
>>152691419Hmmm… coke is tastier but I don’t want that poser jobber (Charizard) on my team…
The winner?
>>152691431>charizard wins
>>152691458As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>152691459>I don’t want that [UNDEFEATED CHAMPION] on my teamYou stupid or something?
>>152691419>SonicGAPED Mario.>BlastoiseBeat Charizard.>Bejita3-0 against Goku.PepsiGODS won.
>>152691458>>152691475Rape apologist.
>>152691449Other than being at a type disadvantage against three quarters of all trainers and wild pokemon, and also Team Rocket who all use Poison Pokemon
>>152691099I think it wiil be like this:>Cell overpowers neo metal>Neo metal transforms into metal overlord >Cell gets overpowered then self-destructs>Cell gets a zenkai and thinks he won and then super neo metal appears and destroys cell
>>152691054What about Asura?
>>152691482lol rape victim
>>152691464Post the end of that fight, PUSSY.
REDTOOOOOOOOSbluesura...
>>152691513Post Charizard's type weakness
Boom?Boom.Boom!!??BOOMBOOM!?!?!?!?BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
>>152691512Gonna report my again, faggot?
>my again
>>152691272>>152691281Botrio...
>>152691427Neither have Charizard and Blastoise. Blastoise has never been given a fraction of the favor or focus.
So, if Metal beats Cell but loses against Bowser's forces as part of Eggman's forces... does that mean Mario can beat Cell Saga Gohan?
>>152691521Weak to WaterSuper Weak to Rocks Weak to Electric
>>152691535Are you evading a ban, retard?
CokePepsiSprite7-UpDr.PepperFantaCrushBarq'sA&WMugMountain DewGinger Ale
>>152691557And what type is Blastoise?
>>152691535Ban evaderio...
BEASTS.
>>152691571Why are you acting like type advantage is the only factor?
>>152691566Ginger Ale no diffs
>Soda discussions
Reminder KWABizard has no winning matchups
>>152691588Because Charizard is a joke when it's not getting sloppy toppy from the anime writers for no reason
>>152691606>A-a character beating another is just... the writers preferring them!You have got to be retarded, Charizard WON and it WARPS YOU
>>152691588STAB and Super Effective are the only things that matter in a Pokemon playthrough.
>>152691621Charizard LOSES in the ACTUAL GAMES
>>152691571Run that by me again?
What coping mechanism will you use when Cell wins his Death Battle?
Blastoise.Wargreymon.Summoned Skull.
>>152691648If Cell wins this DB I will buy a dildo and bounce on it and post it here
>>152691635>mega COPE
>>152691635>Gives up it's ground immunity and gains a dragon weakness and ground weakness
>>152691553Yep.
Thoughts?
>>152691658Mariosis...
>>152691683Not big surprise.
>>152691356Shadow is so cool
>>152691683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUSRT7CFPsThoughts?
>>152691698Wario's fart slave.
>>152691648This actually highlights an interesting question.Is Metal Sonic more or less evil than Cell?Metal (at his most independent) wanted to lead a robot empire and probably genocide all fleshy life.Nowadays he's totally subservient to Eggman.Cell honestly just wants to make people suffer for his own amusement.
>>152691706KINGTOOOOOOOOOISE
>>152691709isn't he forcefully subservient Cell meanwhile just wants to get strong and have a good fight to go WAKU WAKU
>>152691709Cell is not evil.
>>152691709They're both omnicidal, basically, so equal.
>>152691708Shadow RAPES and GAPES Wario and his entire verse
>>152691708If Dedede can tank it, Shadow wouldn't even flinch
>>152691709Cell was just a more sociopathic Goku so take that as you will.
>>152691706>Needed Venusaur's assistAm I supposed to be impressed?
>>152691706>>152691714WEAKzard got real quiet after this...
the best Kanto starter btw
>>152691738This retard thinks Shadow is stronger than Dedede...
>>152691737>Implying you can kill a man who doesn't feel like dying.
>>152691739He drank entire towns and took a sick pleasure out of it.
>>152691753doesn't he die in his first and last 2D platformers
>>152691763Yeah cause he felt like it then.
>>152691758he needed to get strong, if Gero designed it so he could drink water to get strong instead of people he'd do that instead
>>152691758A lot of DB villains engage in SCHLUUUUURPing what's up with that
enough genwunnerslets talk about the REAL strongest starter
>>152691750True, stronger would imply they're on the same realm, Shadow is on a higher plane of existence than the entirety of the Kirby verse.
>>152691774that means currently Wario feels like dying and as such he's not immortal
>>152691419pepsi has michael jacksonwhat does coke have, other than coke addicts?
>>152691725Yes. By totally subservient, I mean that Metal Sonic's thoughts of rebellion are literally excised from his code base.All of it is just pointed at serving the Eggman Empire.While maintaining the mental crisis of self comparison to Sonic.As for Cell, he's not actually WAKU WAKU. The Cell Games weren't actually meant to be something he could be challenged at.Instead he just wanted to see what the death throes of Earth's heroes could muster against his perfect form.This is to say, he only wanted to fight to prove his dominance instead of wanting to fight because he enjoys fighting.>>152691735You might be able to convince Cell to spare the Earth, it wouldn't work, but he might listen to you a bit.
>>152691783Yeah! Rape! I love that!
>>152691758He did that for the sake of achieving his Perfect Form.
>DA is voicing both cell and metalgreedy ass
>>152691227Omniversal zoro and plasma peashooter rapes and gapes your verse.
>>152691671And is Blastoise either Dragon or Ground?Didn’t think so.
>>152691783One of the few characters you can say they raped someone, and it be in character.
>>152691819>earthquakegg
>>152691419PepsiMario wonBlastoise wonBejita is 3-0 against Goku
>>152691811Metal does not sound very good
>>152691841you could say he sounds robotic
>>152691737No lies detected.
>>152691811this is his last episode, he needs the paycheck
>>152691419Blastoise rapes and gapes Charizard and his entire species
>>152691835>With 83 attackOh no, so scary
>>152691868>83 attackSo you're giving Charizard his mega but not Blastoise?KEKAROO
>>152691851He doesn't though. At best you could say he sounds wooden.
>The strongest starter ENTER!The KING of VGCThe Duke of Doubles The Primal of Parting Shot The Fist of Fake out The Prince of Pivoting The Star of Starters The Fürst of Fire types The Dynamo of Dark types THE MOST SUCCESSFUL POKEMON OF ALL TIMES AND THE SINGLE STRONGEST POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE INCINEROAR!
>>152691750Lmao Mariofag is so subservient to their Superior platformer master
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/115654537/#115657243oh right the corals
>>152691868>>152691889>If Charizard is level 100 and mega evolved and Blastoise is blind deaf and shackled then MAYBE my jobber can win!!!
>>152691819Dragon pulse is an entirely viable move for Blastoise
another thread won by KINGtoise
>>152691951And who between Mega Blastoise and Mega Charizard has the higher Special Attack, Higher Attack, and Higher Speed — meaning it will always go first and thanks to Dragon STAB always oneshot?
>>152691984>and thanks to Dragon STAB always oneshot?
>>152691990So you haven’t heard? Mega Charizard X is a Dragon type. Dragon moves of which are hella busted in attack power
>>152691984>He's ignoring The Mega launcher boosted Dragon Pulse from Mega Blastoise Anon... I...
>>152690963Godzilla vs Gamera
>>152691984Mega Blastoise has higher defense and special defense. It tanks and that one taps the paper thin KWABizard
>>152691999We all ignore it because he’s too slow to ever use it. And STAB Dragon always oneshots
>pokemon vs other series MUs get 0 arguments>Pokemon vs Pokemon MUs spark intense argumentsWhy!?
So is Kermit gonna come out of nowhere at the end and congratulate Metal on beating Cell's ass
>>152692005>he thinks defence ever matters in a game with STAB which DOUBLES your damageEvery Pokemon playthrough is always about outspeeding and oneshotting because of STABI’m afraid it’s over for Blastoise…
>>152692010same series debates are more interesting when the answer isn't obvious
>>152692010Pokemon is just so much better than everything else.
>>152691914>the strongest [USELESS FODDER CHARIZARD HUMILIATES]YA to the fucking WN
>Dragonsissies >Fire faggots>Incelneroar All of them are Primarina victims
>>152692010The same reason most Gundam and kaiju vs debates are within series, for some intraseries tribalism is stronger than interseries tribalism
>>152692036>literal fairySteel KINGS??Poison KINGS???
>>152692036Why is he looking at me like that...
>>152692024>>152692010This, Pokemon is already at the top, Powerscaling is a hobby fueled by people who want to prove their series is better than others. That's why a lot of irrelevant literal whos push for Pokemon MUs while Pokemon fans only care about Poke vs Poke fights
>>152691972Charizard will teach Blastoise to be a Better Man
>>152692024>>152692054
>>152692010>Pokemon vs Yugioh>Pokemon vs Digimon>0 discussion?
>>152692046Yup yup yup.Steel resists literally everything and oneshots the 2nd most broken type.Poison is the type of the single strongest Pokemon in existence Eternatus. This means the other Poison types are just holding back.Also Eternatus can only be defeated by tagteaming steel-types.
Monster vs Monster fightsMecha vs Mecha fightsToku vs Toku fights?Capeshit vs Capeshit fightsShounen vs Shounen fightsAnything else that's generally more within their genres?
>>152692010Pokemon loses basically every matchup against other franchises so they've got no choice to but to team kill
>A-ALL OF MARIO IS A STAGE PLAY, CHUD!>HOW...? B-BECAUSE MUH MARIO THREE!!! MARIO THREE MEANS EVERY MARIO IS STATE PLAY!!!
>>152692046Water resists steel and Poison is a jobber type
>>152692092Steel lost it's dark resistance a while ago and still crumbles against the most common attacking types
>>152692102we're not doing this currently, come back later
>>152692019except he can't oneshot
>>152692102We're dunking on KWABizard now wait your turn
>Start researching Bayonetta in Japanese because of G1>Realize how really broken this whole verse isI for real used to think that the Bayonetta cosmology was below Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Dr. Who. Turns out that I was wrong. In Vs Battles terms, she was the first tier 1-A in Death Battle, and most didn't realize it. Hell, most still haven't yet. As someone who is also a Type Moon fan, if she ever fights Arcueid, the latter has no chance with accurate research. Morrigan vs Bayo is a bigger stomp match, like you have no idea.
>>152692046>Steel jobs to fire, fighting, and ground which are all common attack types>Poison jobs to ground and psychic Lol
>>152692127Dr. Who is above her
>>152691006Does your character have lots and lots of mana?>W-Well you see...HUH?>b-b-but they have ki/chakra/other energy sourc-Does NOT count. They JOB to magic HAX.
>We're ignoring Charizard's CANON WINS nowYou know the thing about ontology is, just because you refuse to acknowledge reality doesn't make it any less real.
>>152692148jobs to a bullet to the head
>Metal SonicDucking TAS Amazo>CellDucking Novel Kars
>>152692148>Throws holy water on herResponse?
>>152692166well good because both of them are better opponents for each other
>>152692152
>>152692147No. I'm sure he isn't. But I will share my research in a few days to explain why our dear doctor gets stomped. Trust me, not even I knew he loses this MU. Or should I refer to Dr. Who as they/them now?
>>152692066*looks inside*>female charizardlel
>>152692127Are you the vsbwfaggot that was posting about 1-A bayonetta some threads ago? No one care what you do on vsbw
>>152692179Why you looking at someone's cloaca like that
>>152692102Literally every Mario game has elements revealing they're stageplays.The running gags of SMB.The storybook dream sequence of SMB2.Cutscenes with props and cast curtain call in SMW.The crowd pleasing mechanic in SMB RPG and all of its successors.Mario Party being a literal board game.SMGand SMG2 being a storybook.Yoshi games all being literal pop-up storybooks.It's undeniable unless you're low iq, or just have never played through any of the games.
>>152692185i'm a doctor
>>152692176The Doctor is a dude 99% of the time
>>152692174Omega is for cell
>>152691750Shadow RAPES and GAPES Dedede and his entire verse
>>152692185https://youtube.com/watch?v=kLQvU9MZ4Hc
Is there a bingo card for metal sonic vs cell?
>>152691069Aw, no Master Overlord?
>>152692080>Proto Deku vs Roy victim Who cares?And what the fuck is a Digimon?
>PokeshitBooooooring. Talk about the games of KINGS and GODS
>>152692193>Killed Shadow in '06>Killed a god in Archie>Compared to the Titans in FrontiersCellbros... c-can we go back to Metal?
>>152691419Right side demolishes the left.
>>152692212kys listtroon
>>152692212>KINGnic the GODhog out of NOWHERE
>>152692166>Composite Metal Sonic vs DCAU A.M.A.Z.O.Interesting...Is Metal Sonic able to copy other robots?>Cell vs Novel KarsIt would be funny to see how far Swan wanks the jojo novel.
>>152692212Gun to your head post one Yu-gi-oh speed feat.
>>152692102>Bitching and moaning about KINGnic out of nowhere KWAB
>>152692212Your gods kneel to the one true God btw.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152692212Why don't you try to start a genuine conversation about Yu-Gi-Oh instead of always orbiting pokemon? I swear it's been months since the last time we've seen a Yugi post non related to pokemon
>>152692233>jobs to iron chariots
>>152692010Charizard is a 0-3 jobber, and one of the few characters that got his ass kicked by a character of his own series. You go figure.
>>152692212Gun to your head, post one good Yugioh game
>>152692212The most popular franchise in all of human history MINDBROKE you!!
>>152692238TRVTH NVKE!!!
Incineroar would win a Starter battle royale btw
>Samenic
>>152692010>>Pokemon vs Pokemon MUs spark intense argumentsIn-verse matchups are more interesting, which reminds me, who wins this
>>152692252>Pokemon out of-Wait, this actually comes from somewhere!
>>152692193Omega Shenron stomps him
Tch...Stay DOWN, weakling...
>>152692215Im talking about omega zero
>>152692277who?
>I'll give Ash his second L!
>>152692277>planet level bitchFinal Form Frieza victim
>>152692266Dude, Sonic just left your TOO SLOW ass behind and left.
>Ash never got his rematch against TobiasKek what a fraud
>>152692244>A bunch of morales jews jobbe because God stopped loving themWow im surpised. Later Deborah and Barak defeated Sisera’s 900 iron chariots when God turned the ground into a muddy quagmire.
>>152692240>I swear it's been months since the last time we've seen a Yugi post non related to pokemonthat's because those retarded posts were made by him
>>152692281Have you never played megaman Zero 3?
>>152692295what?
>>152692148I can post Aura rimming a pig clean and getting impregnated by it.
>>152692296the game with all the sissy hentai with cute bulges
>>152692261>inSHITeroar
>>152692225Amazo is too much for that jobber
>>152692276Canon image and post btw
SHITku? About to get RAPED and GAPED by pokemon GAWDS.
>>152692261Partner Pikachu is stronger
>>152692311This battle will shake BUILDINGS.
IWILLNOTLETYOURAPEANDGAPEMYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152692288The game over screen doesn't lie HOMOnic, neither does this.
>YHWHLiteral Chemosh victim that needs supplementary media and statements to be above sub-planetary
His best match up?
>>152692199Checked and TRUTH pilled.
>>152692148Aura... KILL YOURSELF.
>>152691309Trump would hate youHis closest friends are jews
>>152691309>I hate jewsLittle Donnie would disown you and want you arrested and executed on the spot for saying this.
the low multiverse rock enemy from Kirby
FUARK.
>>152692326he's changed he's in trouble! he's dropped from his calm posts to a mere bait taker
>>152692311Mega Rayquaza is the only one on the pokemon side with an impressive combat feat
>>152692291>morales jews jobbeESLWH!
>>152692332The Thing or Teen Kratos
>>152692330Yeah, because YOUR game is over, shitter. Sonic left yo have a chilidog and he'll be back whenever you get your shit together and learn how to fucking play a simple one button platformer, tard.
>>152692360I thought at first that was a Bakugan
>>152692360....is this a Kaiju or is this Drago from Bakugan?
>>152692354put him up against himhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Rocky_(Battle_for_Dream_Island)
>>152692332Freddy Fivebears
>>152692360This is a better feat than anything in my verse...
>>152692377>477.885524262x baseline 3 Universesis that good?
In five (5) days time SoniCHADS WILL be rape apologists, unapologetically.Rape victims pepper your angus in quivering anticipation.
>>152692332Mogs and no diffs lions and tigers
>>152692270Only retards still discuss this shit, super buu is stronger
>>152692410yeah but Kid Buu is said to be the strongest in the anime
>>152692261>Delphox is the only Psychic starterExplain how the other starters could survive this
>>152692360Too busy; poor depth perception. Utterly devoid of impact.
>>152691787If he only can die if he feels like it, that is being immortal, he's been literally turned into ash before and came back. Wario destroys Shadow and his verse.
>>152692410Literally stated by shin to have had his power reduced by absorbtion but go off I guess.
>>152692424by fucking her first
>>152692332
>>152692421
kid buu is sexy
>>152692421Do you know the implications of kid buu being the strongest? That would mean that goku surpassed gohan and gotenks and thats bullshit
>>152692446Wario…
>>152692438JOBrilla couldn't even beat the 100 men
>>152692438These pussies wouldn't even fight, just prance around posturing like fags.
>>152692276This is the irrefutable canon.
>>152692449he sliced Buutenks while Gohan jobbed to him then fought clones of Ultimate Gohan and Gotenks
>>152692288>Even Sonic is disgusted at MariofaggotLmao.
Does anyone have interesting crack MUs?
>>152692446Sonic fans.....
>>152692475>he sliced BuutenksRetardbro...
>>152691923>Lmao Mariofag is so subservient to their Superior platformer master>It's this sonicfag hiding behind kirby again, since he's not even trying to defend dedede hereA kirby game can't match up to Mario's sales, but Kirby's latest platformer destroyed Sonic's in sales.
>>152692446Mariosisters...
>>152692449SS3 Goku does not scale to Kid Buu, what the fuck are you talking about, and Kid Buu was tanking a spirit bomb amplified by Gohan's energy.
>>152692486>trying to tar SoniCHADS with a post from a dragontard namefagYou're pretty stupid, huh.
>>152692483The Backrooms vs The Warp
>>152692289Tobias lost to Cynthia
>>152692475With the kienzan an attack that allows you to damage enemies above your league its like saying im stronger than a boxer because i shoot him
>>152692497They were prettt even before goku started losing energy anon
>>152692404>BearWolverine victim
>>152692514>Off screen fightFuck off, they should have given us the rematch.
>>152692483and Quincies vs 40K Chaos
>>152692538Komodo FODDER.
>>152692529Goku never losed energy, in fact, his energy was NOT enough at first even after Gohan and everyone else gave theirs.
>>152692547Wolverine solos 10 Komodo Dragons at the same time. Their venom would have zero effect while their weak bites just sqush the badgers hide. Wolverine rips all their throats out.
>>152692553Why goku lost ssj3 then?
>>152692538>VictimThis crackhead would just itself killed if the bear fought backAre you gonna tell me that the goose wins the tiger matchup too?Intimidation jobbers are pathetic
>>152692553>Goku never losed energy>losed
W-What massively faster than light speed force could have MAIMED Lord Dio-sama so greviously...?!
>>152692565>IntimidationWolverines do do damage unlike geese
Helloooooooo /dbg/! Just a reminder that BEARS (Yes, BEARS the ANIMAL) RAPES and GAPES Lions, Gorillas, Tigers, Wolverines, Leopards AND the entire verse!! I know this might sound controversial, but it's sadly TRUE!! Even heavily downplayed Bears (Winter Hibernation) still NO-DIFF every other animal kingdom!!
>>152692590>W-What massively faster than light speed force could have MAIMED Lord Dio-sama so greviously...?!FOOLhe lost a leg and thus he's way slower, like half the speed of light
>>152692598TRVKE!!!
>>152692562Komodo TANKS every attempt at a slash and immediately dismembers wolverine with a single swipe of his huge dragon claw, then swallows the torso whole to digest over the next week. Easy peasy.
>>152692483>crack MUsJolyne Kujo (Jojo) vs Taylor Hebert (Worm)Boba Fett (Star Wars) vs Vile (Mega Man X)
>>152692598DinosaursWhales
>>152692598so true!
>>152692598https://youtu.be/KUXEMe75Rmg?t=66COME HERE BITCH!!
>>152692598EVERY animal?I think you're forgetting one...
>>152692613Giorno is more thematic for Taylor
>Phantasy Sonic Online 2: New Sega Genesis.
>>152692622...get RAPED and GAPED by BearGODS!!!>>152692627false hater>>152692630>humansJobs to BEARGODS
>>152692553Why did they translate it to ki? The Genkidama doesn't gather ki, god I hate every single american.
>>152692642What are you?
>>152692564This was about the spirit bomb, as for his fight with Kid buu, Goku straight up admits he needed Vegito and that Kid Buu never took the fight seriously.
>>152692650Brown Mudtanian
>>152692598AHEM*inhales*BEARS ARE GAAAAY
>>152692360Is this AI Generated?
>>152692668WATCHU SAY BOI?>n-n-nothing SIR
>>152692659Thats not what he is saying he clearly is talking about of gathering his own power to defeat buu
>>152692682TRVKE!!!
>>152692598Elephant victim
>>152692483When I was younger (and Bakugan was somewhat popular) I wanted this MUNow I want it to see how much Death Battle buys the Digimon wank.
>>152692682>anon can't recognize speciesthis is on the same level as the white house believing that penguins live in the north, jesus
And the winner of this thread is... BEARS!!!
>>152692696Isn't Beyblade vs Bakugan a more fitting (and fair) matchup? Bakugan hilariously has one of the funniest VSBW profile because it gets universal+ at Season 1 and then never gets past that despite getting 17 different upgrades
>>152692690SS3 never put a dent on Buu to made him go serious, Goku admits he needed the Potara verbatim.Prove that SS3 Goku scales to Kid Buu, a single panel that shows that.
>>152692726TRVKE!
>>152692726so true!
>>152692726...
>>152692483
>>152692598>>152692682>>152692726
>>152692727Dan VS Gingka is the former's most popular but idk how crazy the Beyblade Metal Saga goes
>>152692730Goku saying he could kill him if he could focus his energy, bear in mind this means he could reduce Kid Buu to less than vapor.
>>152692726Pretty sure humans wins, but the grizzly is not even top 10
>>152692779"Drago has the characteristics of Ancient Warriors. In this way, he can use Apollonir's Saiam Low ability. Saiam Low continues until the opponent's strength is 0 and the opponent cannot move." Explain why this wouldn't immediately kill Wargreymon
bears are stupid
Sonic lost.... again...
>>152692791>bear in mindBEARS WOOOOOOON
>>152692791>Goku saying he could kill him if he could focus his energy>couldThe same Goku who's admits he was wrong about Buu's power a second earlier.>bear in mind this means he could reduce Kid Buu to less than vapor.So can Bejita, Buu's nature works like that, even human bullets penetrated him, that doesn't mean he's stronger, if we were to assume that's true, Buutenks is not even base Goku level for getting cut.
>Samebear
>>152692851>So can BejitaNo he can't, if he could then Buu would be dead. We've never seen Buu regenerate from anything below vapor.
You'd make...a great replacement minority...
casual reminder that buu gets pierced by bullets unless he puts his guard up
>>152692836Elephant
>>152692869>No he can't, if he could then Buu would be deadThis is about penerating Buu.>We've never seen Buu regenerate from anything below vapor.Post Goku doing that much damage.
>>152692883>peneratingI'll be penerating your mother later, anyhow>Post Goku doing that much damageWe trusts statements here, Cell is Solar System level and Goku can kill Kid Buu if he could gather up his ki.
>>152692879>elefante africanolistroon...
>>152692879>>152692883of fucking coursekill yourselves, eslfags
>>152692696>>152692727>>152692779>>152692823Do you think Digifags would have a meltdown if they do this and Drago ends up winning?
Are bears the biggest frauds of the animal kingdom? https://panthera.org/blog-post/dance-death-tigers-and-bears-battle-northeast-asiaPeople think they are some S+ Uber killing machine, but the only animal who are built for assassination are Big Cats. You heard of the maneater tiger, but that was only a smaller variant. Here's the bear killer, who has devasted the bear population for over 20 years.
>>152692912Yeah all 12 of them would be livid
>>152692908
>>152692894>We trusts statements hereBuuhan loses the statement battle as well, Kid Buu is always referred to as the most powerful. >>152692434
>>152692908Dr spicpedo attacking his own kind
>>152692951Supplementary material vs the actual story, also I don't trust that translation, probably made by a transgender woman.
>>152692829... is what I said to myself to cope with the fact he won YET ANOTHER thread.
>>152692709>Talking shit about the CHADnited CHADtes of CHADricaDoctorBeaner...
Huge KD
>>152692969>The last thing composite bear and cat sees before being sent to hell
>>152692955>Dr spicpedo attacking his own kindThat's how you know how bad It is.
>>152692961Not an argument
>>152691054Nah
>>152692978
>>152692974Yummy
>>152692912Maybe not so much about Drago winning, but a lot if Death Battle says their wank is bullshit and Digimon is Universal+ at most
>>152692984Game Over. It honestly should be 120 dollar without how much it sold out
>>152692976Pretty strong argument, the show says Goku could kill Kid Buu.
>>152692974>>152692986human victims
>>152692999That never happened
>>152692999If Goku has a Senzu bean, he would have blasted that bitch in one go.
>>152693014goku is way faster than naruto, he could indeed shoot naruto dead before he could gather his chakra
>>152693028Naruto outspeeds Goku easily, though. Goku took months just to make a single journey.
>>152693028Gun to your head post a Goku speed feat
>>152693033teleport
Mario? Sonic and Amy invade his home. They break into Mario's bedroom. Because Mario is so weak Sonic sits back on a chair by the bed and watches Amy dominate Mario in bed. She strips him completely nude and begins to ride him. Sonic encourages his friend to give it her all on this weakling plumber. Mario tries to fight back by holding onto her hips but he's no match for her. Mario doesn't last long but he wants more. Amy climbs off of him and blindfolds him and ties him to the bed. Mario feels a tight grip around his cock and the hand begins to stroke. The plumber moans like the pathetic sissy he is at this beautiful sensation. He feels a pair of lips wrapping around his head and bobbing back and forth. The speed is unreal. Anyone from Sonic's verse is infinitely faster than Mario after all. Mario finally finds the strength to moan out Amy's name. He releases inside the mouth. He hears Amy giggle next to him and Mario's heart sinks. She undoes the blindfold and sees Sonic wiping off his mouth and wagging his finger. Sonic didn't even need to say anything. Mario was canonically gay now. Before passing out Mario admitted defeat "Sonic ...you-a win"KO!
>>152693032>>152693033you must be trolling
>Won pieceSuperman recordfag we must settle the turmoil or you'll drown in Luffy's success. One piece chads will accept an honorably acception of defeat from you.
>>152692176>Dr who is above fictional concepts of bibilcal god beings and can outsmart the bayo setting with anti Bayonetta verse prep
>>152693061Kys, Listroon.
>>152693044Sonic would neverHe HATES Kekmy
>>152692276False
>Sonic is a cuck watching Mario and Amy have sex againkek
>MARTIAN MANHUNTER SOLOS>THE FLASH SOLOS>GREEN LANTERN SOLOS>AQUAMAN SOLOS>WONDER WOMAN SOLOS>BATMAN SOLOS>SUPERMAN SOLOS>SNAPPER CARR SOLOS>GREEN ARROW SOLOS>BLACK CANARY SOLOS>THE ATOM SOLOS>HAWKMAN SOLOS>RED TORNADO SOLOS>ZATANNA SOLOS>ELONGATEDMAN SOLOS>SUE DIBNY SOLOS>FIRESTORM SOLOS>TOTAL JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA VICTORY
>>152693082>Listroon out of nowhereMeds. That troon talks about Tardku instead.
>>152693083Sonic doesn't hate Amy, he wants his BESTIE with a strong handsome man https://x.com/i/status/1774874373360406987See? Even Amy herself wanted to be with Mario
>>152693096>If I keep posting IDWslop it'll be canon
>>152693060>Asked for a speed feat>Starts to throw a fit
>>152693083Fine. I love writing stories where Mario gets humiliated so I'll write an alternative version Mario? Sonic and Sally invade his home. They break into Mario's bedroom. Because Mario is so weak Sonic sits back on a chair by the bed and watches Sally dominate Mario in bed. She strips him completely nude and begins to ride him. Sonic encourages his wife to give it her all on this weakling plumber. Mario tries to fight back by holding onto her hips but he's no match for her. Mario doesn't last long but he wants more. Sally climbs off of him and blindfolds him and ties him to the bed. Mario feels a tight grip around his cock and the hand begins to stroke. The plumber moans like the pathetic sissy he is at this beautiful sensation. He feels a pair of lips wrapping around his head and bobbing back and forth. The speed is unreal. Anyone from Sonic's verse is infinitely faster than Mario after all. Mario finally finds the strength to moan out Sally's name. He releases inside the mouth. He hears Sally giggle next to him and Mario's heart sinks. She undoes the blindfold and sees Sonic wiping off his mouth and wagging his finger. Sonic didn't even need to say anything. Mario was canonically gay now. Before passing out Mario admitted defeat "Sonic ...you-a win"KO!
>>152693083>Archieslop non canon overload
>>152693096Movie Amy the girlboss will also ditch Sonic for Metal Sonic
>>152693114canon and in character
>>152693112no te hagas el idiota o el loco conmigo. todos hemos visto dbz
>>152693126*SHADOW
>>152693096
>>152693096>>152693137>>152693137>When Mario officially mindbroke the Sonic fandom with Amy.https://x.com/i/status/1421576406912290823
>>152693134Désolé, je ne parle pas le langage des victimes de Napoléon.
>>152693014Truth naruto doesnt exist
>FAGrio trying to back pedal INSISTING he's not obsessed with tight blue assholes
>>152693044>tdlr Sonic is weak to robot fodder, barely wall level, so Mario stomps
>homosex fantasy out of NO where>projection as wellWhy are shitnic fags like this?
>>152693137>>152693152>Meanwhile, in the actual games
>>152693061CHAD PIECE.
>>152693061SuperKWAB
>>152690963My favorite "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" matchup is Asura vs Kratos because the retards at the research team made the coughing baby win effortlessly.
>>152693171>retconned generations game scene
>Character blew up a universe! Ok, but what does that mean? Wouldnt that mean they destroyed the very concept of existence itself by doing that? Its laws, physics, the dimensions tied to it and all that shit you people keep jerking off?
Well, since no one can provide a good Goku speed feat, I can only assume he's below bullet speed.
>>152693152The solution is obvious>>152693195>Literal cartoon
>Fagnic is Gay pastas turned into Cucknic pastas
>>152693199You aren't suppose to ask questions like this...
>>152692991BOOM
>>152693061
>>152693206Anon, you can just say you're a disingenuous retard.
>>152693199No it just means their attack was spread out throughout that universe
>>152693199>Wouldnt that mean they destroyed the very concept of existence itself by doing that?yes
>>152693199I'll simplify it for you, fucking retard>Character make boom so big it cover universe
>>152693209>Literal cartoonGame cutscene you mean.Also that isn't an official render you just posted, also post Shitnic ever kissing a human woman without being a corpse.
>>152693271Post Bestiemy ever kissing Sonic at all
ROARtos. That is all.
>>152693250>No it just means their attack was spread out throughout that universethat only applies if you are inside said universe... which makes you part of said universe... which means that if you survive the attack then it follows that that attack failed at destroying the universe...
He won.
>>152693279>Post Bestiemy ever kissing Sonic at allNo girl from sonic's game series has ever kissed Gay the hedgehog (non corpse form)
>>152693279I-I CAN'T
>>152693283>that only applies if you are inside said universe... which makes you part of said universe... which means that if you survive the attack then it follows that that attack failed at destroying the universe...Universe minus one person attack isn't bad, so that doesn't matter.
>>152693271He can't.
>>152693290why do you want Sonic to be gay?
>>152693258What if the universe only had an atom's worth of stuff in it? What if another had two? Does the first one require more or less power? Trick question, it doesn't fucking matter because you can't quantify it without headcanon. >>152693269Put a number on it. You can't. >>152693283If you can exist outside of your universe then you might as well be unkillable.
>>152693190What was the thought process behind Krasura (assuming there even was one)?
You are all beneath me
>>152690963They should've just used regular Aqua-Man. Maybe that would've been too onesided in its own way because Spongebob would have no counter for his mind control.>>152693190This.
>>152693271>>152693299
>>152693237>Still won't post a feat
>>152693322Fraud, Asura won
>>152693319
>>152693190>Kratos is fucked! >It's our show and we have millions of subs. Who's gonna call us out when we make shit up? Anyone who disagrees will get buried by out bootlickers!
>>152693347Platonic friends do all of these.
What the fuck
>>152693347>>152693319What did the original japanese dialogue say? I don't trust Ian Flynn's writting
>>152693044Okay I think you're not a real Sonicchad this is just cuck shit.
>>152693387Anon...
>>152693393>SonicGODS and cuckGODderyNot mutually exclusive
>>152693297>Universe minus one person attack isn't bad, so that doesn't matter.yeah i suppose.I just find it funny with the universe being mostly empty and its total energy not being uniformly distributedlike you have stories where you gather energy in something to destroy the rest of the universe. to me that means the bulk of the universe is in that small volume. see DC, they have less galaxy than our universe but the total energy is distributed among our superheroes and supervillainslike i get it but i wouldn't consider that guy universal per se>>152693305>Trick question, it doesn't fucking matter because you can't quantify it without headcanonscience is humanity's headcanon. we'll find a way>>152693305>If you can exist outside of your universe then you might as well be unkillable.and what if you find another outsider?
>>152693387jpnic says he's going to tie her up naked so mario can impregnate her with disgusting mutant half mobian rape babies
>>152693401Falseflagrio...
Do you just like n33t and post here all day?
>>152693372>What the fuckwhat? do you a problem with "ze ze zeztz, ze ze zeztz, ze ze zeztz"?
>>152693403Then you and the other fella who can exist outside of the concept of existence that is your universe are just unable to be harmed. You are outside of the laws that bind your ass together. What the fuck could mess with you?
Since it's now established Naruto is faster than Goku, he can go ahead and fuck Goku's wife.
>SonicFAG posts FAG posts unprompted>M-Must be a false flag
>>152693308I mean these are the guys that made Toph won against Gaara.I first I thought that was chunin exams Gaara, but no that was Shippuden Gaara Also it was very strange that they made this instead of Toph vs Terra from Teen Titans
>>152693438You never posted naruto feats faggot
>>152693438>Sub sonic Ninja
>>152693460Stronger than GokuMore Durable than GokuCan use reverse harem technique to seduce Goku
>>152693372Dark/evil form Kamen riders tend to forget that Collateral damage is a thing
>>152693472Your delusions arent feats faggot
>>152693482Post Goku resisting several hot naked men right now, faggot :)
>>152693489>>152693489>>152693489
>>152693472>StrongerBased on?>More DurableBased on?>Reverse harem technique ....you do realize that one is Naruto turning into men correct? Even then based on what we've seen in dragon ball neither it nor the standard sexy jutsu would work since Goku isn't a pervert like Roshi or Jiraya.
>>152693432>Do you just like n33tyes>and post here all day?not here specifically>>152693437I still have my identity which i think it is different than that other guythen if i can demostrate it to be different than that of the other guy by comparing dick size or something then i can conclude there is something PREverses the universe. like a limbo or somethingdidn't the singularity that <was> before the big bang exist in a limbo?now if i can NOT differentiate my identity then i'm fucking inside god or something
>>152693308Alucard doesn't have much stuff, Schrödinger just gives him a forced tie.What is ridiculous is that they made Dio not relativistic, not a bit above light speed but fucking x1500 FTLBut not as ridiculous as scaling Shao Kahn to an attack that he's neither is capable of survive or dodge
>>152693372Street levelbros...
>>152693526Alucard can control blood. Dio can't. Alucard can just exist as a mobile puddle of blood. Dio cant. Dio gets fucked up by glass. Alucard laughs at crashing an SR-71 into the deck of a british carrier. Any of the hits that Alucard gets through Hellsing would fucking KILL Dio.
>>152693460Goku feats were asked for first and were never provided.
>>152693553Goku dodges lightning, actual real lightning as a child and his speed increases from there mean while Naruto has nothing faster than lightning till Naruto and Sasuke fight Madara.
>>152693572He far outspeeds Kakashi, who is famous for casually cutting a lightning bolt in half.
>>152693578Can you show said casual lightning cutting feat?
>>152692786That is some big cat, like jesus what?
>>152692187>Literally every Mario game has elements revealing they're stageplays.>The running gags of SMB.>The storybook dream sequence of SMB2.>Cutscenes with props and cast curtain call in SMW.>The crowd pleasing mechanic in SMB RPG and all of its successors.>Mario Party being a literal board game.>SMGand SMG2 being a storybook.>Yoshi games all being literal pop-up storybooks.>It's undeniable unless you're low iq, or just have never played through any of the games.Most of this is you pushing headcanon about things being read in a book style (which many fictional stories start out with "once upon a time" type stuff and are real)It's literally only a play confirmed by SMB3 by the creator itself. Anything else is headcanon.You bringing up stuff like RPG crowds contradicts yourself since the story literally interacts with the crowd, sucking out their souls and killing them, making every Mario feat real anyway.
>>152692951That is retarded, literally>just because Goku was literally hiding behind gohan and was scared of buutenks doesn't mean he couldn't one shot him with his pinky finger!
>>152693061This again, aren't you tired of being molested by tanjiro and Mario?
>>152694195Goku's SS3 was literally weaker in the living world.
