Bump if you're reading.
>>152696557Is it even possible for this fucking guy to hyperventilate...?
>>152696588fuck nick lowefuck the spider officefuck marvel
>>152696582>>152696588I don't know what to be more mad at.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>152696555Wait, didn't Peter know for a while? Is it a flashback?
>>152696503Bump. This is moronic.> Ooh the cops just can’t figure out what the connection between torments victims are >the vast majority of the ones from the previous issue were named Parker and BrockNot to mention that Eddie Brock is famous. He’s famously Venom who eats brains and kills people. The idea of his extended family slipping under the radar is nonsensical
>>152696579Why is MJ speaking as if she doesn't know who Ben is and how mentally unstable he is right now
>>152696555>>152696557>>152696579>>152696582I know there's going to be more time to flesh out this conversation and the issues that have gone on, but I was hoping for a bit more. Honestly, MJ still seems a bit bitchy here, hitting Pete with "I knew that somehow, you'd make it about you," and honestly, Peter glossing over the Paul breakup doesn't seem sensible... but maybe he just doesn't know what to say to that.
>>152696636Or the writers are dogshit, always the correct answer
>>152696617No, Peter hasn't known. She's literally addressing that the "Peter" that knew about it was Ben when she went to bring it to Pete's attention.
>shocker is related to mj apprently and is killed because of thatholy fuck what will it take for lowe to get fired
>>152696588Look how they massacred my boy
>>152696582>we chose this. WHAT?Why does MJ have such a nasty look on her face. They clearly dont want any kind of relationship here. Get kelly of the book.
>>152696839Get Kelly, Lowe, Brevoort, Yoshida, Slott, and Wells out of the entire fucking company.
>>152696501This was bad.
>>152696512This page demands a "CRINGE!" edit
>>152696625Even Venom should've been able to tell that it wasn't Peter back then. The symbiote hadn't bonded with Ben specifically but it felt some familiarity when they first met. Unless Ben becoming Spider-Carnage made that null and void.
>>152696668Maybe Torment is just a schizo, fabricating an excuse to steal Shocker’s equipment. Which he clearly needs to fight Spider-Man, Venom, and Carnage all at once
>>152696523There is literally, absolutely, no reason not to just tell her. Do you know what the original reason he wouldn't do it was? All the way back during the original comics?It was legitimately a concern that the shock of the reveal would give her a heart attack and kill her. It actually almost happened. She was that frail. Obviously, as this issue itself shows, that's not exactly a concern any more, is it?God this is just fucking stupid. Do they honestly expect us to care? To think this isn't beyond all reason?
>>152696582So apparently the artist hates MJ.
>>152696588I'm not picking up another Marvel book until Shocker comes back
>>152696943Even ignoring the frailty thing, Aunt May has found out before, and Peter knows this. She literally found him beaten and bloody in the tatters of his suit and was fine (after a bit).He knows she can handle the news, but the plot forbids him from telling her
>>152696503Bump since I'm reading!
>>152696588>Killing ShockerThat's it, I AM NUKING THE OFFICE. I knew I was going to be unimpressed, but now I am PISSED OFF.
>>152696576>Shocker is related to MJwat
>>152696943JMS.kind of retconned/ lampshaded that
>>1526965880/10
>>152696588Why "Carnage Ruled" and not "Rules"?
>>152697064EddieCarnage has ethics, he only goes after serial killers. He’s even on the New Avengers. Maybe that’s what it means, that Carnage used to be cooler when he indiscriminately slaughtered innocents. Torment might just be Cletus
>>152696588I'll still accept Torment as a member of the Spider-Family if he also kills off Paul.
>>152697092nah cletus fucked off when he told carnage grand plans are stupid i just wanna kill
>>152697101they aren’t going to kill Dylan’s father off like that
>>152697115You may have missed the period where Carnage cloned Cletus and they ate old Cletus’ memories, but in any case Carnage lost its god powers so it might be willing to accept Cletus’ will. That’s what Clonetus said before he fucked off, for Carnage to find him when it gave up on godhood.
>>152696582What's up with Venom being such a fucking slutFirst it was Flash, then pining for Eddie and now Peter
>>152697182it’s just hedging its bets in case Eddie doesn’t want anything to do with its homewrecking ass
>>152696602You should be mad at yourself for still bothering with this crap.
>>152696588is herman ok
>>152696588Bitch-ass nigga marvel editorial, that’s it, we need to put down those fuckersShocker literally went out of his way to resurrect his pal boom and then they decide to kill HIM off, holy fucking shart
>>152697182Venny was tapping into MJ thoughts.
>>152696588He mocked the Shock
>>152697182What the fuck is her problem?
>>152696523does mae know/remember ben reilly exists?
>>152697255Theoretically she should still know him as a distant family member that used to contact her. But she has never once spoken to or about him since Byrne brought her back
I'm actually genuinely really sad Shocker is dead even if comic death isn't permanent, this was a character I got so damn attached to especially in the past 7 years
>>152697282Symbiotes can resurrect people and Hela is coming to earth soon, he’ll be back
>>152697182I hate that her venom doesn't have sharp teeth>>152696555God I hate MJ with all my heart now. I used to love MJ so much as a kid, but they have truly ruined her character in a way she can never fully recover. Literally the only good MJ's now are the elseworlds where she is the ideal mj that actually stayed with peter and had kids. The "true" Mj is just a bitch always trying to find power or validation like her jackpot phase or the "all new" venom version. I say just scrap her and give silk a shot or black cat again at least it'd be something new if they gave them a long term peter relationship
>When Paul is told all he cares about is how they stopped having sex>When Peter is told he can barely process beyond her dying
>>152697293do you not get that is the intended reaction of these dogshit stories? To salt the earth and write her out. They don’t want a long term Peter relationship, ever. They want him to be a jobless retard with fuckbuddies who he doesn’t actually fuck
>>152696588I hope Nick Lowe gets his dick chopped off and force fed to himself well his limbs are melted off. Repulsive fucking dogshit. Fuck that disgusting fucking worm.
>>152697293She's not even badly written here it's just classic misunderstandings.
>>152697380(me)*while not well. So mad I can't even spell basic fucking words
>>152696988It's weird they don't allow it either, since it feels like such a gimme in terms of making a run actually feel like it's progressing shit again without actually having to change anything. It's like how JJ being told the truth went over pretty damn well with everyone.
>>152696588>all these redditors pretending Shocker is a character to care about and not just a memelet it go
>>152697387Pure cope lmao
>>152697464Fuck off faggot
>>152697464He was a classic smart goon that knew when he was in over his head. He used to do actual cool shit like building a secret room in his apt for villain meetings.
>>152696503boop
maryshittyfags are gonna whine for yet another arc, uh?
>>152696625>>152696839She's irrelevant. Deal with it.
>>152697466Buddy you're upset about a book that has 0 consistency with its characters.
>>152697518why do brown third worlders talk like this on 4chan? “Uh”?>>152697521so irrelevant she has her own book and is starring in 2 crossover events. Say which irrelevant side bitch you’re fagging over so I can laugh at you.
>>152696591>Oh, I have this oneThe Puma is a criminally underrated character, BTW
>>152697643Weird cope but ok
>>152697464Get raped in a ditch cocksucker, irony poisoned faggots like you can't comprehend people actually giving a shit just cause they personally don't and think being snarky low effort contrarians makes them important instead of just the retard that says he'd rather drink shit then water makes him daring and brave.
>>152696523>>152696582death throes of an already dead comicjust bin everything holy shit you need a multiversal reboot to fix this garbage but ahah gotta have my spiderman!!
>>152697863Peter walked in on her plowing JJJ senior years ago. What’s even wrong with the other page? Dumb ass outrage posters
>>152696582>We chose thisBut that discussion she had with Flash?? she literally didn't???Am i schizophrenic here?
Who would have thought a crossover of two books with different writers and editors would result in continuity errors?
So what was the point of the space arc?
>>152697916Filler to set up a bunch of misunderstandings.
>>152697886Holy shit you're retarded lmao
>>152697916to introduce Symbie, the toddler preschooler show version of venom (this is not a joke)
>>152697937so there’s nothing wrong with the pages? Just here to shitpost?
>>152697916Remember how Invincible would contrive reasons for Mark to be away from home for a while for some free drama when he got back? We're doing that
>>152697916Larraz wanted to draw some sci-fi stuff, Kelly has said many of the ASM narrative decisions have been based on doing what the artist wanted
>>152696555checc out the sexy symbiote host
>>152696579I am very happy, thanks for asking Venom
>>152696636>hitting Pete with "I knew that somehow, you'd make it about you," why wouldn't mr guilt and responsibility make it about him. she's right as he'd blame himself for it.shit dude, the symbiote was begging Eddie to tell Peter to stop blaming himself for what was going on in venom war.
>>152696579Far too late for the wink wink, Lowe... Y'all still fridged Kamala Khan for no good reason and tossed her off to the X-Office who still have no fucking clue how to incorporate a Muslim American into their allegory about systemic oppression
>>152696582I like that version of VenomSo much better than "kill Spider-Man!", "eat your brain!"
>>152696513how about when you spoke out of turn in the precense of your racial betters, mulatto?
>>152696579No, I do not like it.
>>152696588gee, what a tweest
>>152697293Black Cat shippers a casual coomers.
>>152697293You fags are worse than /pw/ waifufags
>>152699273>>152699285you can stop now
>>152697307It’s because Peter’s a good person and Paul is a bad one. Also they kind of gloss over Paul’s role in MJ’s death.Overall a decent issue. They patched things over pretty quickly and are back to sexual tension. Even things between MJ and Flash weren’t nearly so blatant.
>>152696582I thought they hated being together and are only doing because they would have died otherwise
>>152696582>>152697559So did they fucking choose this or not?
>>152697204I literally came to /co/ looking for Moon Knight and forgot this MJ venom shit was happening and chanced on this thread.
>>152699444She lied to Peter to stop him from blaming himself for her predicament At least that’s my read
>>Reveals Shocker is distantly related to Mary Jane.>>immediately kills him off with no one ever finding out What was the point?
>>152696501They are continuing to go out of their way to make MJ look bad. Kelly wants her out of the book so he is writing her as an asshole. She doesnt say you would blame yourself, She says you would make it about you. Its all very antagonistic. Then there is the whole WE CHOSE this; its either a mistake, or they are trying to relieve paul of any wrong doing, or she is lying and attempting to reclaim agency, which is fucking retarded.>>152696582Even the artist makes her look bad. Why is she scowling? The issue was bad, period. May and Ricardo? Hemran? bad.
>>152699536Shock value.
>>152699697Why is she angry?
I still think Ben deserves some karmic comeuppance for being a dick. Like Hallows' Eve dumping his ass or some shit. If he's gonna be like that then he deserves to be alone and miserable.
>>152696550Is that Venom Fang?
>>152699106Go back to twitter bot.
>>152699781comeuppance for what? Peter was pushing people away before he left. he literally has no one in his life except for aunt maywhen people DID find out he was missing they shrugged their shoulders and moved on
>>152699781Janine's been onboard with Ben's shit the whole time. It would be unfair if he got punished and she got away with it. Either they both get redeemed or they both go down. The former is preferable because they both deserve better than what they've gotten over the last four years.
>>152696523Every time May knew Peter was Spidey, the character moments improved.Every spinoff has May knowing Peter is Spider-Man, and it always leads to great moments.The mainline comic itself was better when she knewWhy the fuck is Marvel Editorial so against letting her know again? Why do they want Pete acting like a teenager? Being a Spidey fan pisses me off, everything is better than the mainline comics
>>152696582People are mad at this line when MJ is completely correct. If MJ would've immediately told Peter she was Venom, Peter would blame himself for failing her and getting her killed. "Make it about you" isn't an insult, it's a fact. Peter's guilt would take over and he'd add it as another problem he's responsible for.
>>152697010Not even considered a stretch. In-laws by like 3 cousins.
>>152697916Adding a space waifu to Editorial's Spider-Harem
>>152700006But even ignoring the goo there already was one.
>>152696588I refuse to believe they let this stick, no way
>>152699923are you really this dense? FIrst of all, it looks like a mistake. Second, if it is intentional, she doesnt say "you would blame yourself" or "because I know you would take responsibility and feel guilty and I didn’t want to put throught that."She says "I knew you would somehow make this all about you when I - we - chose this." She is accusing him of exactly what paul did while being antagonistic. Look at the art, she's glaring at him.
>>152696588Could be a red (heh) herring for us to believe he's Cletus. My other theory is he's Fred (Boomerang) since he was a Zombiote. That Knull symbol can't just be coincidence.
According to the Rich rumors, this is the issue that starts Marvel adding African American background to MJ to synergize her more with Zendaya.I’m guessing it was the reveal of Shocker being Mary Jane’s cousin.
>>152700155you're an idiot.
>>152700155
>>152700155But Shocker's white. Also it is about a decade too late for that.
>>152700155But Herman is German????
>>152700155Why was Shocker even suddenly black during the Zombiote storyline? More MCU synergy? It makes absolutely no sense.
>>152696501only 6 variant covers, not posting the duplicate onesThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 Iban Coello Connecting VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 Ivan Talavera Venom VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Connecting VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 Mark Bagley Death Spiral Target VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 Mike McKone Doom Homage VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 1:25 Taurin Clarke VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 1:50 Ivan Talavera Venom Virgin VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #23 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Connecting Virgin Variant>CARNAGE MEETS ITS MATCH!? Carnage faces off against Torment while the serial killer's latest murder leaves the Spidey-Symbiote Alliance shaken.LEGACY #988>UNRELENTING TORMENT... for Spider-Man, Venom and Carnage leads to the most unexpected team-up in Spidey History! But even if Spidey wins, he may still lose... because Torment learns not one, but two shocking truths about his foes!LEGACY #989>DEATH SPIRAL PART SEVEN! SPIDER-MAN is the LAST hero standing against TORMENT'S onslaught! MJ, Eddie and Dylan are in Torment's sights. Peter can't save them all! And Torment's newest ALLY just tipped the scales in the serial killer's favor!LEGACY #990>DEATH SPIRAL CONCLUSION! Torment will get away with murder. Unless SPIDER-MAN does the UNTHINKABLE...LEGACY #991>SPIDER-MAN's buried in unfinished business after his battle with Torment, Venom, and Carnage AND his long absence from Earth. Get his life back together? Later. Damage control at work? Not now. Time-traveling magical threat to all of space and time? Go, Spidey, go!LEGACY #992>BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident — and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?LEGACY #993
>>152696579Thanks for confirming, Venom
>>152700253sexo
I want Carnage to separate from Eddie and his gay ass antihero shit already, but if that's not on the table, I guess Carnage ruining all these characters' life will have to do.
>>152696503>proudly presentsStarting off with a lie already huh?
>>152696538Wouldn’t it be better to just put the piece on the roof? All Pete did was buy it an hour before it falls
>>152700212Shocker is very inconsistent in his race potrayal like in that Venom War tie-in, he was black for some reason.
It appears Shocker is (was) black.
>>152700463he also once looked exactly like judas traveller.
>>152700464>>152700463Herman was in Homecoming as a dude that was killed and then the black mook in the movie used the shocker tech but not the suit, so that’s what the artist is pulling from here probably
Shocker has been shown as black as far back as 2012
>>152700464Seeing that was so annoying. I bet the artist just googled Shocker and took a look at the Homecoming movie as >>152700505said.Better question is why he is also BALD now?
>>152696588Rest in Piss KWAB
>>152700463>>152700464>>152700539It's really inconsistent
>>152700551people can shave their hair
>>152700539that's not black bro
>>152696582THREESOME>THREESOMETHREESOME
I’ll gladly take Mary Jane revealed as an octaroon if it means she and Peter will get back together.
>>152700539I’m trying to think if we ever saw him without his mask before this and I’m coming up blank, I was thinking blackie drago was Herman. But this is more swarthy than black honestly
>>152700620Quadroon then
>>152700628lfg
>>152700155Would this explain why MJ has a dump truck ass?
>>152700539>>152700585Very inconsistent
>>152700155Mjs mom has blonde hair, she is white. Her father wouldn't be related to shocker. Makes no sense.
>>152697293It's an homage to McFarlane's original design and the way MJ remembers him from that first terrifying encounter, I like it.
>>152700684Here is the most "the other way" Shocker I can think of off-hand.
>>152700862Huh weird guess I'm used to sharp teeth venom>>152697339But then why keep he pining for her and not letting him ever date anyone? But sadly you aren't wrong they really do just want peter to be perpetually sad>>152697387I meant in general also she kind of being aggressive for a "misunderstanding" from a man she loves/used to love who didn't have any negative attention>>152699273>>152699285I didn't say had to be black cat but at least wish someone would be allowed to date and actually love peter rather than play him and abuse him
>>152700155This is so stupid I believe it. I guess shocker is black now too, sure.
>>152700968Larsen was the next artist to draw him and he added the sharp teeth and tongue, been with him ever since.
>>152696513Seriously fuck this character, every time he's talking it either starts or ends with shitting on Peter, May can have issues but this guy spends all his time shitting on her only living family.
>>152700968>I didn't say had to be black cat but at least wish someone would be allowed to date and actually love peter rather than play him and abuse himAnon... it's a literal editorial mandate that Peter can't be in a stable relationship... they'll all leave him at some point so complaining about it is pointless...
>>152701076Well from the perspective of someone who doesn't know him, Peter is an asshole. He was blacklisted from photography for faking a photo. He founded an international company that went bankrupt and then it turned out he plagiarized his doctoral thesis and was never qualified to begin with. He spent several months as a homeless person not talking to anyone. And then he did it again only without the homelessness.
>>152701166Is Peter Parker secretly a supervillain?
>>152700814MJ’s uncle, Judge Spencer Watson, is probably the one married to a Carro woman.
MARVEL JUST MAKE PETER PARKER A CERTIFIED MONSTERFUCKER
>>152696576Wait a second, they just retconned MJ into being Jewish!
>>152700928When was this issue?
>>152701272New Thunderbolts #8.
>>152701295That’s pre-OMD continuity.No wonder Shocker is shown as white.
>>152701345I would like a non OMD continuity.
>>152696582Im serious about this artist not liking MJ. Every one else gets a glow up but Mj is resting bitch face.
>>152701166God the current status quo is such bullshit. At least let all the bullshit that happens to Peter be explained in universe as unfortunate shenanery from being friends with Spider-Man. Like the entire Superior arc should've ended with Peter and Spider-Man being publicly known as Mind Control victims.
>>152700104>are you really this dense?Not reading the rest of your reply. Either be polite or don't talk at all.
>>152696513Damn. Even Aunt May is bragging now about getting deep dicked by BBC.It would be funny if May starts dressing more provocatively since she’s now getting blacked.
>>152700539he looks latinx here
>>152701500People like you are the reason these stories will never get better. Constantly doing the work of the writers for them. Look at the art and read the words on the page. they are making intentional choices it doesnt need to be interpreted.
>>152701265He would be. But nooooo....we gotta have this utter bullshit that is this masculine form. Real Marvel and the real versions of the characters wouldn't act or look like this....
>>152701483I dunno if Ed is just one of the brainwashed or Lowe is like threatening him to draw her this way. Weird.
>>152701729That’s why they came out with a fem form.
>>152701740Ed's a Gwenfag.
>>152696564Why is he The Whale face
Single issue voter here I just want to see Peter in a throuple with VenoMJ I promise I’ll let Paul go if they do.
>>152696579>>152696582Peter not dignifying that whore with a reply to the Paul question was the highlight of the scene.
>>152697916Reset Peter's life
>>152699781Ben legitimately did nothing wrong.
>>152700253We know who's getting killed?
>>152702199More like not dignifying Pedophile Paul with an emotional reaction. He’s just not worth it anymore.
>>152701166I don't know how Peters life make sense to anyone. Remember when he was on trial for mass murders in New York? Even acquitted, that should leave a huge mark on his life. And yet nobody ever talks about it how he spent several months in max prison, and never got raped.
>>152696513>I never misspoken in my life, I'm mr perfect, bow to my superiority.
>>152702314He can just beat em up and rape them instead, IDIOTHe’s probably raped a couple of people.
>>152702314Since his company went to shit he also seems to have a reputation like Sam Bankman-Fried.
>>152702314It’s moronic. Even the “good” Spencer run had him be a complete stranger to a bar full of supervillains when not only is there a published book of his spider-man photographs with his name on the cover, not only did the daily bugle expose him as “spider-man’s tech guy” but he publically hired Spider-Man as his goddamn bodyguard. The hacks at editorial and writing are obsessed with no stories actually mattering, and all the current ones taking place in some kind of void where characters don’t know anything.
>>152702232Torment seems to be doing more to clean the slate than Peter going to space did.
>>152701483why should anybody care about her irrelevant ass
>>152696588Eh, 50% chance he's not even dead, just bleeding out.
>>152696582Dang dude, is Paul literally the only person Venom isn’t thirsty for?Paul’s a total loser! His girl stole the Symbiote and now Spider-Man is stealing both!
>>152702386No one can keep all of this history straight, especially Nick Lowe.
>>152702386I suppose it should be more difficult why nobody has put together The Parker Files like how back in the day Kingpin got a neat folder of incontrovertible proof that Matt Murdoch was Daredevil.
>>152696501How the hell do they get these BND people of the book?
>>152702446New Goblin in 5...4...3...
>Hickman is doing MCU synergy minis nowwat>This summer, three of Marvel’s most iconic stars barrel towards a brutal confrontation in SPIDER-MAN: LONG WAY HOME. Crafted by superstar comic creators Jonathan Hickman and Adam Kubert, the five-issue limited comic series puts Spider-Man, Punisher, and Hulk on a high-stakes collision course as they desperately pursue a missing Cosmic Cube. In the same spirit as 2024’s Wolverine: Revenge, the hit limited comic series by Hickman and Greg Capullo, SPIDER-MAN: LONG WAY HOME offers familiarity while existing apart from the main Marvel Universe, delivering a timeless, evergreen saga for all readers that’s unrestrained by continuity, scope and mercy!>A DARK HOMECOMING AWAITS...It’s a world before the Punisher. A world where the existence of the Hulk is but a whisper of a rumor. A world where A.I.M. has just developed a Cosmic Cube in the jungles of South America. Frank Castle, Bruce Banner and Peter Parker are all on a mission to keep the Cube out of the wrong hands – including each other’s. In this three-way free-for-all for the power of the cosmos, who will come out on top?
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>>152696579I thought she didnt die but was in the process of dying then venom bonded with her to stop the process of her dying. Is that right? Another oversight?
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/spider-man-long-way-home-jonathan-hickman-adam-kubert-punisher-hulk-series
>>152702518She was practically dead, for all intents and purposes. Death is a spectrum. She was probably clinically dead.
>>152702507>Just Make Mine Marvel!Do they have a gun to his head to make him say stuff like this?
>>152702495Neat. I’ll check it out.
>>152702431coping brownie
>>152696582Peter x VenoMJ is a pairing that flawlessly threads the needle of wholesome and degenerate and that’s why Marvel are fools if they don’t lean into it.
>>152702447>Dan Slott canBleak
>>152702589It became an ironic saying long before this. "As long as I am getting money" is also a viable meaning.
>>152702550Is that how kelly understands it? becuase thats not how it is described or drawn in ANV. these writers dont deserve any slack.
>>152702589Kubert is also co-writing this so no
>>152702711Black Cat's writer asked about what the state of the various characters involved was and got a non-committal reply, so interactions were vague regarding both Peter and MJ. The editors want everything to be fucky for some reason.
>>152702771is it not possible for them to read the comic book Characters are referencing? its been out for months now.
>>152702886Comics are usually written out months in advance. It’s part of the reason Paul took so long to shitcan. The other part of the reason was faggotry.
>>152697957Moron
>>152702973I accept your concession, casual faggot
How many Spider people are there running in new york right now?
>>152703057Idk but one is too many.
>>152696943This
>>152703020You still here loser? lmao
>>152703057The main ones are the “Spider-Family”; Miles, Gwen, Bailey, Silk, and Arana. Maka will also join them in the upcoming miniseries, as well as Jessica Drew. There is also Ben and Kaine somewhere. Also Gwen’s boyfriend is the son of Black Tarantula and shares the mantle, so he also counts.
>>152703103>still shitposting about comics you don’t read Why are YOU here, faggot?
>>15270305720 at least
>>152696588And they say there are no more shocking moments in comics anymore
>>152703112Thx, but also, Jesus Christ.
>>152700155>Retcon Shocker as black for no reason on the very same day he was killedKek
>>152703272Rich the Leech is clickbaiting. Schultz is German, Sinek is Slavic, Carro is Spanish, there isn't a single black surname in that group.
All ASM threads are filled with shitposters and angry people. Nobody ever seems to be enjoying the comic itself. Is there literally anything Marvel could do to turn this around?
>>152703312Get rid of Lowe and replace him with someone with better taste.
>>152702446Paul being a loser and a victim of bullying is when he began to become a real character.
>>152703312Only this >>152696849
Jesus, this is just a boomer soap opera at this point.
>>152703411Hell yeah!
>>152702446Ironically, Dylan will end up the only constant in Paul’s life.
>>152703450>Dylan likes Paul>Punched Eddie in the face >Hates VenomPaul won. Dylan is changing his name to Dylan Rabin soon.
>>152703312Drop Aunt May. Revive Shocker. Have Peter bang some hot woman. The fanbase is not hard to please. Marvel is just dumb and stubborn.
>>152702446>Paul’s a total loser!Behead those who insult Paul.
>>152703547>The fanbase is not hard to please.That's a lie.
>>152703547We technically had all of that with his space adventure.
>>152702495Hickman writing the punisher could be interesting But he will just be a plot coupon like all his characters
>>152703703Married to a loving MJ written in Character.
>>152703703>don’t write him as a retarded manchild>don’t shit on MJ to justify their separation (not the same thing as putting them back together)>pretend there’s a modicum of continuity Easy as that. The only people who say otherwise are the hacks employed there, mystified why everyone hates their garbage
>>152703312The comic was okay but Kelly keeps dropping his spaghetti on these emotional moments so they fall flat.
>>152702495I saw the heli so I thought they were ripping Stokoe's nam concept but luckily it is just synergy slop. Thank goodness.
>>152696588Sell Marvel Editorial to White Slavery
>>152697464Kill yourself tourist
>>152703703Not really. The fanbase genuinely isn't hard to please at all. The fanbase is impossible to please, and will find something to complain about even if they're given everything they claim to want. So why even try to please them? Why not just double down on pissing the fans off, and earn those complaints?
>>152704361>The fanbase genuinely isn't hard to please at all. The fanbase is impossible to pleaseI'm getting mixed messages here.
>>152696501Why they make Venom a Michael Bay's ninja turtle?
>>152704459See >>152700862
>>152696588>they KILLED the villain more underrated than the spot was before spiderverse and far more deserving of a glowupI'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
>>152704522Killing an existing villain to shill your new one probably has been around since the 1960s. Definitely the 70.
>>152704553Yeah, how many Jack O' Lanterns are we on now?
>>152704553Fuck this.I love the shocker unironically. He was begging for some kind of mini event where he demonstrates just how deadly he ckuld be.Instead he's dead now. Like the chances of my wallet giving marvel a cent.
>>152704594>he never got to make that cat sanctuary He'll be back though. Shocker is ol' reliable
>>152704361>make low effort garbage>wow you guys don’t like eating shit, guess I’ll keep shitting on your plate to own you there’s a reason no one reads this. How much is marvel paying you?
Venom leaking MJ's thoughts about how she desperately needs Peter inside her is some funny shit though but there's that layer of meta irony about it like they knew it'd do gangbusters on social media
>>152704553Yeah, the kind of tired cliche that shouldn't be around anymore,much like how all these writers were shamed into dropping "damsels in distress." It's not impressive or shocking, just annoying.
>>152704664The third panel is good though. It is more interesting than people just seeing it on their phones.
>>152696625>>152696872>>152696579Does MJ not remember Ben???????
>>152704738Futureproofing if they want to have a future reveal that MJ is a clone.
>>152696512>>152696855
>>152704718A solution is to just change the location. A bar or a waiting room, any place where a tv tuned to news makes sense.
>>152704664Mark Waid is such an insufferable faggot, man.
>>152704800He peaked with an Avengers nostalgia story early in his career.
>>152704738Anyone happy Kaine has been staying away from this mess relatively unscathed? I thought he'd get killed by Chasm but Slott's favorite just keeps surviving.
>>152704738Venom is manipulating her memories like it did with Eddie. It’s doing so at the behest of MJ herself in the future when she becomes Queen in Black, for reasons that will never be elaborated on.
>>152704824Maybe Aracely killed him and dumped his body in Mexico.
>>152704964She'd never kill a child
>>152696839Mam dość Marywhore.
>>152704828I still don't understand why they decided to blow Venom up from just being gym rat covered in creepy space goop into being the literal king of the universe.
>>152696980can he be blamed? Marywhore is a hateful slut
>>152704738i honestly think there is a 616 TImeline with no OMD and the current ASM with an OMD timeline.There is no/toomuch continuity
>>152704985Kaine is adult passing, he doesn't count.
>>152705045"Lore" ruins everything.
I actually own Shocker's first appearance and Im a bit pissed about this. Why even? Herman isn't a big threat to axe to validate the new guy, and this just seems wasteful all around. Fucking love Shocker because like The Rogues from The Flash, the guy is just a resourceful thief with tech to stay in the game
>>152702495big wtfchartman can do no wrong beyond endingsgimme more charts baybee
>>152696513So Peter sold his Marriage and Daughter to the Devil so this crusty old cunt can get fucking blacked by some despicable Peurto RIcan?
>>152705045Donny cates is a dumb druggie. He made Carol Danvers and She-Hulk flirt with Eddie. He gave Eddie a son, drastically aging the marvel universe in a way editorial really should have shitcanned, and made “muh son” his entire character. He’s really a retarded hack.
>>152705079>Why even? Herman isn't a big threat to axe to validate the new guy,Sonics and he was working on new tech
>>152705034>>152705049Stop crying, dumb brownoid>>152705092The black guy is right, though. Without the context of clone shit Peter was an asshole. Are you saying Peter should be fucking May instead?
marywhorekeks
>>152705095What about making symbiotes a species of space cops who are also talkative independently of their hosts? That wasn't Cates.
>>152705079They needed someone with sonics to pose a threat to the symbiotes, time for The Edge
>>152705097>>152705150So? Anyone can replicate sonic weaponry, and you didn't need to kill Herman to get it
>>152705156But it also establishes the new guy as a threat and the de facto sonics guy is now out of the pictureYou're not coming at this the right way
>>152705156>time for The EdgeThey still want you to believe it's really really dangerous this time around despite everyone being tired of gratuitous event kills
>>152705146>that was a rogue faction of “nice” symbiotes Easy as that. Bendis’ shit writing doesn’t somehow negate Cates’ shit writing. Why is the god of an amorphous blob race a human guy with long hair? Why tie it into Jason Aaron’s Thor, or Beowulf?
>>152705166I'm pretty sure Klaw is a bigger stick in that field among others.
>>152705180Klaw is typically associated with T'Challa though. He's always after vibranium for his sonic weaponry and, y'know, killing his dad. That's out of the scope of ASM.
>>152704505MJ's memory is so fucked
>>152705166>But it also establishes the new guy as a threatI literally just fucking addressed this earlier you fucking braindead shill.
>>152705204I literally said it before you. I was just reiterating the point.
>>152705220What point? AGAIN, Herman isn't a big threat to validate a new villain beating him. So your point is fucking stupid and this gimmick is ass
>>152705149We went 300 posts without the schizo fucking around here, he’s either been banned or has killed himself.
>>152705242Probably just to give Torment a fighting chance against Venom and Carnage given their weakness to sonics
>>152705172>>that was a rogue faction of “nice” symbiotes>Easy as that.The symbiote race is demonstrably a nice crowd when not dominated by Knull. This was demonstrated when the symbiotes collectively decided Knull was a dick and all came together to imprison him for the rest of time. You wouldn't see the whole human species come together to work for a single noble cause like that. If anything symbiotes are among the noblest species in the known universe.
>>152705266Venom just tanked sonic weapons a few months ago.
>>152705266Holy christ we're talking in circles. Do you just forget what the hell was said before like a goldfish?
>>152705298Do you?
>>152705309No, but apparently you do because you can't follow a simple conversation. Legitimately, you come off like a bot, or simply not reading/retaining what was fucking said. Go waste someone else's time, you worthless shill.
So if I understand this:>Torment is supposed to be a 3v1 threat>Kill Shocker to make Torment seem bigger>Loots his body for equipment despite the fact Shocker usually loses against Spider-Man with his own equipment and Venom and Carnage aren't seen as weaker than Shocker eitherTorment really have some kind of in-built power already
>>152705274Sure but Venom still killed a bunch of evil ones in the 90s
>Shocker
>>152705352In this very issue Venom knocked Shocker out and cared so little about him they let him get away>>152696550>>152696555
>>152703125Dumbass lmao
Everything about Venom is awful. Carried entirely by looking cool and "Bad Spider-Man" feeling.
>>152696555>whore dares to talk with spidey while still dripping Paul's cum
>>152703721This
>>152705438mariwhorekeks no...
>>152705433>>152705438>>152705450brown as shit. I can smell you from here
>>152705092Aunt May will start to appear more youthful due to the glow of Ricardo’s semen all over her face and down her throat.
>>152705436Interesting. Which comics have you read to form that opinion?
>>152705466why marywhorekeks get so upset about their shipping they resort to racism bros, its not healthy...
Why don't Peter make more deals with the devil to solve his problems? It worked out exactly the way he wanted the first time around.
>>152705256the maryXkek guy isn't him?
>>152705507Mephisto came to him and he doesn't even remember making the deal.
>>152705507He thought of doing that with Doom during Spencer's run but his simulation of the event ended badly for both him and Doom.
>>152705485Storytimed older Spider-Man issues here, a trade of stories that had Venom doing random crap that peaked with tripping on mercury virus poisoning, and the last event that was posted here. I don't think stories with Mac, Flash, or Mary Jane as Venom count.
>>152705116this has to be the dumbest reply I have ever seen. Learn how to read or KYS before you call other people Brown. Fucking Pajeet Faggot.
>>152705648Yeah, the 90s minis are kind of rough. Fair enough, thanks for answering. I think Paul Jenkins’ The Hunger’ is pretty good, it recontextualizes basically his entire career as Venom.
>Venom has clawed toes againunf
>Aunt Mays apartment is up for rentPeter gets fired and has to live in his moms proverbial basement
>uneventful part of the comicunsubstantial comment
>>152706276Can't he just become an Avenger full-time? They have a thousand-dollar weekly stipend and free room and board.
>>152706330Pretty sure they get more now. That was back in the 80s when college was too much for him and he joined as he believed he needed to pay Felicia’s medical bills
>>152700862I recently discovered I have this issue with no cover>>152703312I've never complained in these threads, but I stopped reading before the timeline was erased and just started again last year. Every issues of ASM has kind of sucked so far. I don't know. Just undo the deal and go back to the old timeline I guess. He gave up his family to save Aunt May who is like 80 and going to die soon. Okay.
What the fuck happened to Kelly? Did he get hit with the stupid stick? He was a way better before.
>>152696569>>152696576>>152696588HERMAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152706484I assume he has just grown massively apathetic.
>>152705786They have been drawing Venom with them too much now. Where have you been? I miss the sock feet....
>>152706484People get old and lose it. The internet hasn't done him any favors either, he's definitely too online now as well.
>>152704755Thank you for your efforts, anon
>>152696501>We were denied sexy she-venom MJ in exchange for this slopAll of the marvel writers, artists, and editors deserve to be executed by firing squad, especially dan slott.
>>152705095>He made Carol Danvers ... flirt with EddieAnd that's a good thing!
this sucks
>>152707304Nah
>>152707304He’s a former schizophrenic with like 10 innocent victims under his belt, is that usually in Carol’s strike zone?
>>152707276 ちっ…このスレッドを見て。統合失調症の奴は、たとえBAN解除されても気づかないと思う。シー・ヴェノムが好きな人、スパイダーマンのポジティブな側面やノワールのアイディアについて考えたい人、大歓迎。
>>152705497You are literally brown and ESL. This is coming from you when your idol lost MJ to Peter after Venom turned her black.
>>152707531Shut up, faggot
>>152707531>>152707276 申し訳ありませんが、約束したスレッドはこちらです >>152684142
>>152707548אַה ברודער, דאָרט ביסטו. מיר נעמען די טונעלן היינט נאַכט. איך הער אַז הער עפּשטיין ווערט היינט נאַכט געלויבט דורך קוועסאַדאַ. אַ סך טאַנצן וועלן אָנהייבן. פּונקט ווי יענעם טאָג, 24 יאָר צוריק.
>>152707549your on the wrong board, lgbt is down the hall.
>>152707573>yourYOU'RE on the wrong site, ResetEra is down the hall, down the wheelchair ramp where retards like you belong.
>>152696564At this point why even let carnage live, when it's absolutely irredeemable and will kepe killing and killing because that's what the character is?I do not know and care about all the lame new symbiote lore but that probably claims it's immortal but Im sure he can be killed by disintegrating him down to the very last molecule.
>>152696588>killing a solid classic character for a shitty event with a shit villain no one will remembe 40 years from nowI'm glad the career of everyone spider-man editorial related right now is damaged permanently
>>152707639Eddie is being held hostage since he will die without Carnage. His hope is just damage mitigation.
>>15270767040? Try 10.
>>152707639The symbiote is literally too popular to die, lol. Venom ate it once. Cletus just went to the Negative Zone and got a new one. Everyone treated it as the original. Green Goblin stole it, and Cletus was bonded to a random one, and turned into a Poison. The original saved his life, somehow. This original symbiote was clearly stated to have burned up in orbit, and then Cletus was bonded to the primordial ‘Grendel’, again, entirely separate symbiote, and writers treat it like the same one.
>>152707573>>152707548polish pedo lurking ithide yo kids, hide yo siblings
>>152697293Don't hate mj, hate all the writers and marvel editorial who are trying to make you despise her
>>152707610>Heh, you misspelled a word therefore I win this argumentKill yourself immediately
>>152707744Im not polish and I'm not a schizo plus I already told you that it's fuckin dan slott
>>152707984he posted his European duck comic collection, I don’t think slott would go that far to LARP. Also, why would slott go into x-men threads ?
>>152708027youd be surprised how far slott would go for a larp and as for the second question I'm not sure. Perhaps we have more than one gwen schizo on our hands....
>>152705544Unfortunately, I think there are no less than three obsessive shitposters in Spider-Man threads.
how are marywh0retards coping this week?
>>152709268You are brown and ESL.
>>152704407>I'm getting mixed messages here.There's no mixed message. It's like when you ask someone "Do you like X?" and they say "No, I don't like X, I love X." If someone is hard to please, then in theory, it's still possible to please them. It's probably not worth the effort, but it is theoretically possible. But trying to please Spider-Man fans is an exercise in futility, because the truth is they don't want to be pleased.
>>152709418>someone>theyBrown and ESL. Likely a Kamala voter.
>>152709430See? You're determined to be as bitter and miserable as possible, and there is no point in trying to make you happy. If you actually just want things to complain about, why shouldn't Marvel oblige you?
>>152709442You prove me right more than you prove yourself right.
>>152709268Why did you draw gwen with mj's hair? Weird creative decision there dan...
>>152709448You don't want to be happy. You want to be miserable and you want everyone else to be miserable too because... I dunno, I think misery just gives you a raging boner.
>>152709458See you in the election for the 48th president of the US.
>>152709469Why are you so addicted to misery?
>>152709478I will not redeem the card.
>>152701617Blacked aunt May!
