Peter Parker sold his Daughter and Marriage to the Devil to save his aunt, all so she could fuck some salty Puerto Rican. What is the actual state of the world right now?
She steals life from men she gets involved with, She will achieve Marisa Tomei looks when the real one is Aunt May's age.
>>152706693Seriously, how many gentleman has she gone through? OttoNathan (the guy in the wheelchair)JarvisJameson's dadOP's dudeWho am I missing?
>>152706693Wasn't she also fucking Jameson's father?
>>152706693If you actively hated Spider-Man and deliberately wanted to make all his comics terrible, would you really be doing anything different from Marvel's writers and editors over the last 20 years?
>>152706693I know this is a spider schizo thread but this isn't Mays first post Ben boyfriend. There was that dude Vulture killed, Doc Ock and JJJ's Dad. May FUCKS
>>152707119She's old, but has enough energy to move so she's making up for time wasted on that old yt fart. Aunt May taking the BBC when?
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>>152706693Even with the sliding timescale, I don't know many 70's years old that would engage in a serious interracial relationship with someone of their same age.
>>152706693Based Aunt May slaying big dicks at her advanced age like a true O.G.
>>152708001they’re not serious, it’s a casual fling. May is a maneater
>>152707212I would've made Paul black and Peter a gay bottom for a black dude, and probably added a new Spider-Woman who's a lesbo mystery meat mix but otherwise not really.
>>152706693Mayday has always been dating. Peter knew that when he saved her life. Just a couple of issues before OMD she was dating Jarvis. Who was actually a Skrull, but still.
>>152706693Omd retard reading comprehension challenge: impossible
and for some reason peter still isn't telling may he's spider-manfor some reason a grown ass man has made his elderly adoptive mother the single most important thing in his entire life to the point of throwing away all other opportunities for her to have a few extra years but also will never tell her exactly how much he has ruined in that pursuitcomics fucking suck
>>152708712I think the real, genuine reason is so that they can pad issues out with may disappointment pages
>>152708712Because it’s ultimately boring if everyone Peter knows are aware of his secret and support him. It ruins the whole core dynamic of Peter if he doesn’t fuck his private life by constantly ditching people or failing to be on time to an important event because he was busy being Spider-man.
>>152708735>the core dynamic is him being a useless manchild failure incapable of making a singular smart decision that would balance his private and heroic lifethen spider-man is a shit character
>>152707119She had a thing with Willie Lumpkin for a bit
>>152708735>It ruins the whole core dynamic of Peter if he doesn’t fuck his private lifeWhat private life? Peter hasn't had one of those since BND first started
>>152708735it’s almost like they should bring his supporting cast back or dare to try and make a new one. It only being May he disappoints is repetitive and boring
>>152706693What old hags do in their infernal borrowed time is their own business. Pete is a Better Man.
>>152707963damn, Peter don't wash his shit?
>>152708735>It ruins the whole core dynamic of Peter if he doesn’t fuck his private lifelolol he hasn't had a private life in decades there's so little Peter content that he may as well out himself he practically lives in the mask 24/7
