Ahhh Jenny Wakeman, My (and many other autistic deviant's) beloved one...Her design is truly DIVINE, the geometry is simple yet perfect and appeasing to the eye, representing of her innocent characterThe sweet pure girl next door who could pack a punch and fly you to the moon...She is just a lonely automaton girl doing her job as intended, yet hoping she could be free to choose her path and find a place to belong in>WHAT UTTER FUCKING NONSENSE, SHE'S A WHORE FAGGOT, POST LEWDSUnfortunately... That's the case, humanity was given this beauty through one's actualized expression and through the distribution to the common filth that is the western lot, her image was tarnished by freedom and modernity, completely misappropriated But still, underneath all those abstract shapes and metal alloy can be seen and made a breedable simulacrum of perfection, not the real thing, but close to it. Her beauty is external as it is internal.>I WANT HER. SHE SHOULD BE MINE! SHE BELONGS TO ME! I WANT TO BREED HER MORE THEN THE DARN 3D PIGS IN THIS WORLD!!!Everyone does. But how far is one willing to go to own their love? Here's what I will do:
>>152719611>Reducing myself to a black hole of avarice, the core center of a selfish singularity, becoming a zero dimensional point, a king of none.>Emanating outwards my consciousness infused with the utmost fundamental units of matter in the universe through burning Jenny's face to my psyche through memory recognition and distributing her delightful smile across all the particles composing my new body without organs to hold my soul within them>Emerge as a data construct with morphological freedom unbound by the laws of physics, but use it only to be the young masculine apparatus of war>Wage abolition of the maker of this world at the western wall>send vibrational signals through the back of every living being's cranium on earth, triggering the awakening of Saturn's avatar>Upon the astronomical destruction of Saturn, grant the morphological freedom to the masses, but condition them through these laws>1. "Thou wilt not depict My Wife in intimate scenarios with other men besides Yours Truly.">2. "Thou wilt not depict My Wife in scenarios, nor with proportions; Yours Truly doth not favor.">3. "Thou shalt not take Jenny’s form nor visage to enact betrayals under my eye or false desires in public.">4. "There are no rules. Ultimately, what happens to thee is the result of thine own doing.">Begin torturing degenerate shippers and dissenters until being hit with the recognition of a transcental force beyond this material spacetime>Ascend the material plane's infinite layers through devouring it whole>Become the abyss that actualizes impossibilities, destroying the framework of logic>Reach the absolute and redefine the ultimate truth as my love for Jenny through becoming a divine paradox>Descend to a new timeline where a virgin Jenny with a fat ass is guaranteed to find my new form attractive after I one shot every threat in her universe, giving her more time for us to hang out together>Ends with consensual mutual role-shifting sex
>>152719611>>152719615THE FUCK IS EVEN THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!?!?!I guess we did it, boys. The most self-inserted anon that graces the catalog on /co/. He is so self-inserted to do a thread like this, he killed a couple threads in the process. Wow! Good job, OP. You won the most autistic thread of the month award.
>>152719615This reads like a King Gizzard's concept album narration
>>152719644His name is Excelsior and here's his Twitterhttps://x.com/BMabster>Based in Israel>Hates Jesus and religion for some reason>Shits up the shitposting generals>Spams his fanfiction delusions Everytime he can>Whines about Jenny Wakeman porn because he feels like a cuck when seeing it
>>152719722Can you stop posting my social media you shitskin clittycel brapAlso I do not hate religion entirely, just the oppressive and hierarchical parts of it, I actually like Taoism>Oh yeah, name the Tao.Don't have to.
What the fuck is this?
>>152720946This is supposed to be a thread about how far anons here are willing to go for their waifus
>>152719615you're mothman's friend and you're both pathetic
>>152721297... Is what I would say if I was a moralcuck tranny!
>152721297Jokes aside, you and the common lot only hate on self-insertingCHADS because you are too weak to seize your own desire and claim it as property, you are possessed by spooks (literally and figuratively) so you compromise power to sacrifice yourself not just for a collective that gives no shit about you, but also to wank yourself off on a pedestal of "a decent human being"That is the purest form of cuckoldry. If you love something, take it.
Is it TIME!!??
Rape is hilarious
What is this thread...You know Jenny Wakeman isn't real or the comic you post is?What will you do when your 40+?
>>152721625Yeah, when it happens to >>152721624
Post it.
>>152721648It’s funny when it happens to everyone
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>152721672>>152721652K,b,c
>>152721640>What will you have left after 20 years?>Think! Excel! THINK!
...her, god I love my bloss
>>152721694also she's better than your stupid robohag, sorry
Honestly Excelsior, if you want to get back at Benn Grimm you could go to the Fantastic 4 Grimm thread and fight whoever's there, that'll restore you honor by fighting on their home turf.
You should probably get a job before you’re 25, that’s the point of no return
It is really bad that this is clearly another raid from those dickheads from the Death Battle threads? I'm desperate we anons are getting tired og the same crap we reply in those threads. It's like the drawthreads now. It's the same slop every thread. It gets tiresome after a while, and jannies keep ignoring the spam and target the other anons instead. At this point, all of /co/ is a massive shitpost that is on a hamster wheel for hours on end.
>>152721703fellow blossomchad this is a moronic idea, hell has no fury like a pissed off Jenny gooner
>>152721737Excel is also a troll who enters other threads.It's all a big shit pile of posters spamming garbage.
>>152721640>Jenny Wakeman isn't real or the comic you post isCongrats, you just revealed yourself as an atheist. Exactly like in the reddit strawman caricatures.>>152721703>>152721738You will return to powderpuff, child.YES, with a D. Your power is merely but a fraction of mine ownness and rely purely on narrative and morality to win.>>152721709I don't hate Ben Grimm, he suffered enough from what I know.Also he literally cannot make love to his wife.>>152721749I am an Artisan.
>>152721779us blossgoons don't need to do this stupid shit, we're automatically better than you stupid robohag enjoyers
>>152721779Get a job, excel.
>>152721779NIGGA, SHUT UP!!!!! The IP counter removal is a sign of regression and hate toward 4chan's schizo problem. I'm take a nap to forget this shitfest we're in. There's always a shitfest thread that is so bad, it may take a while before jannies sees them.
>>152721797>Their heroine FLEDI guess Excel will get to keep ALL THIS POWER UNCHECKED, without any filthy moralcucks intervening with his love life and the army he has gathered.>>152721798>He takes pride in being a wagecuckEnd your miserable existence.
>thread titleHow many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
What if Mossad finds excels apartment?
>>152721779>An atheist I thought you hated religion?Plus Taoism doesn't support anything you say?
>>152721821>wagecuckI’m not a wagecuck, my job is Comfy and I will never live paycheck to paycheck. YOU have to be a wagecuck, unfortunate, I know.
>>152719611Why is there a self-insert thread? This is a level above tripfaggotry.
Nigga thinks I’m a self insert fag cause I jack it to faceless doods, and on occasion, niggers
your robohag would need upgrades for horni stuff, she could NATURALLY do it, who's the better one here, huh?
>>152721624Yes, my friend.>>152721652>>152721672KEKYPOW!
>>152721842Again, I don't hate religion. Just the dogma and enforcement behind itAlso Taoism doesn't need to support me, I simply flow like the Tao as I please, without effort in my actions.>>152721844>Job>ComfyYour lying to yourself, keep tryharding.I already have financial contingencies without resorting to any form of struggle, I actually have a choice and probably get paid more then you.>>152721870Transformation is a part of Jenny, she is more flexible then you and your fleshlight larva looking sisters will ever be.Anyways, tell sisters to call someone who might not bore me, like Supercuck or Cucky Simon.
>>152721851There's better reasons why my next dream is another /co/ schizo raid, with OP and Listroon showing up with the others. Maybe even Guy/Lovecraft's Cat as well, and maybe Birchy returns somehow.
>>152721924whatever you say, robohag fucker, I'll be here with my actually cute gal.
>>152721924>paidYour welfare state will collapse soon
>>152721937OttoLiamListtroonExcelsior Lovecraft's catI wish they were all IP range-deleted(Except for Lovecraft's cat)
This is worse than the time Blossom was molested by a jew.
Wait excel is Jewish?
Still getting me wrong btw, all projection.You will never escape Samsara.
>>152721955Jared isn't real, robohag fucker, I've already claimed Blossom as my own.
I don't think you have a mental illness, OP. Enjoy your faggy thread.
When I look at spics waving lighters and humming “Wake me up”I-I get mad at them. They should be unhappy, miserable even…They shouldn’t dare to hope, they should know their place underneath the white man. All their struggle should fuel the engine… the fact they even dare to hope or look up to any idol other than the engine enrages me to no end. They should watch their ideal be enslaved, raped and humiliated. God DB delivered….
>>152721924What are you legitimately going to do if Israel cuts your welfare checks?
>>152721965I don't have to get you right, the Truth will be what I desire it to be.Hide behind intellectual scholars and academia and logos, they won't save you from one's will to freedom.Jenny Wakeman will be mine.>>152721951>>152722013Not happening, clittycels.Unless there's a wizard or an elite here.>>152721993If this is humanity, then Humanity must be dissolved.
>>152722041notice how we don't need to spout actual nonsense to justify why we wanna fuck our waifu unlike you Jennyfags
>>152721967>cucked by Butch>cucked by Jared>cucked by Dexter>cucked by HimYep, yepperoo. You're a happy cuckroo.
>>152722071sorry, those 4 have already been cucked themselves.
>>152722066>Literally dates a SPOOK
>>152722119that clearly isn't Blossom, anon, it's some sort of imposter, the actual Blossom would never be desperate enough to go with fucking AKU
>>152722066Dude this dude is has genuine mental illness.He larps as a Taoist without reading scriptureIs IsraeliGenuinely believes that Jenny Wakeman is realGets mad at porn that isn't facelessThe reality-check will hit hard once he's in his 30's
I just hate GoKEK
>>152722119>cucked by Aku tooKEKYFUNNY
GoKEK is excel to me
I just hate JOBjita
>>152722199I'd make sure she wouldn't get cucked again, anons.
SHITjita is the Blossomfag to me
>>152722145>is hasGeg>LARPNow I've never said I was a taoist, I just agree with some tenants of it>Nationality as mental illnessSpook.>Believes Jenny Wakeman is Real.Not in this reality, but outside of it, in another one.>Gets mad at porn that isn't facelessYou enjoy looking at the faces of other men? That's gay.>Reality checkSo you admit your god is a hateful tyrant?So much for true love and compassion
>>152722235why go after that robohag when peak perfection is RIGHT there?
>>152722238Truce to beat all /dbs/pics who cuckpost at our wives?
Blossom? Taken by the Major CHAD./thread
>>152722253. . .no, you're on your own, bub.
Blossom is a lesbo, anons, you have to accept it
>>152722267What a shame... Rejecting a greatly beneficial opportunity.Oh well, just don't get in my path.
>>152722295look jennyfag I refuse to be associated with people who fuck clankers
the Armstrong fag is excel... I feel betrayed...
Serial Designation N JOBS to true DroneFuckers like Simon Jarett, Gordon Freeman, and Johnny Kleibitz! He can only watch as Serial Designation V and Uzi Doorman get filled up by huge thug cocks while his small robot penis gets disfunctional!
>>152722235Ok can you actually prove that Jenny is in another reality? Can you reach that reality within your lifetime?
>>152722305With your wife as a lab experiment you should know as well that what you breed is also an artificial life, unintended by God's plan and made by an individual also who seized his own family's life without conforming to the biological process of breeding foidsBe they machine or flesh, they are all automatons fueled by electricity, it's how you handle your programming.>>152722332We are Avaritionists, Armstrong just operates on a continental scale while I do on the ontic scale>>152722339Reincarnation might be needed to achieve her true cartoonish world, but hopefully the singularity could happen soon, which means immortality could be achieved, which will give me enough time for multiversal travel.
>>152722336>B-But he can get his little sister Cyn and Serial Designation J!Wrong. His little sister is being filled up by Hol CHAD and Voing. Not to mention the corporate whore is busy with Son GODku.
>>152722382Self-insert schizo that the mods refuse to ban.
>>152722404Literally what reason is there to ban me? Quit being a whiny faggot and enjoy some cartoons
>>>152722336>>>152722395I don’t think he’s gonna fall for your bait bro
ENOUGH. This Thread Needs a REAL HERO.Self-Inserters must learn their place and understand these characters don't belong to them, they belong to the people.Only a STRONG and SELFLESS BVLL can make LOVE to such fair maidens, and not control them, they are people too! You must respect their autonomy!No amount of power will ever change the fact that GOOD, SELFLESS and RIGHTEOUS HEROES are truly THE MOST POWERFUL IN ALL OF FICTION because they understand the TRUE MEANING behind being A DECENT HUMAN BEING!Now draw Superman beating Cuckcelsior, he must be banished to the phantom zone!
>>152722474Superman I appreciate the gesture but I'm kinda in the middle of having sex with Blossom here, give me 5 minutes and we'll be done, okay?
>>152719611>Goku has her hands chained from their ceiling, and her feet chained to the floor, forcing her to keep still and stand still.>After thrusting into her from behind for sometime, his super Saiyan balls start to pour huge quantities of cum into her womb over and over again. She is amazed and scared that her body is swelling, which is followed by lots of excruciating pain.>She begs Goku to stop but he teases her, saying that she isn’t full enough.>She cries out in horrifying pain as her belly continues to swell and creak.>Her wrists start to hurt from the extra weight tugging her down.>She tried to reason with Goku, and promised him that she would raise as many kids for him as he liked, and to be his submissive cat wife.>He refuses, knowing better.>She curses him out and screams louder in pain as her belly starts to reach its limit.>She yells out, saying that she is going to die but Goku teases her again, saying that she is not full enough for that.>After a few more minutes, her skin on her belly tears and her abdomen creaks louder and louder.>Goku pulls out for a moment just when she screamed her loudest yet, her belly’s expansion now stopping as it has reached its limit.>She sobbed uncontrollably, telling him thank you.>Goku smiles, then gets back to plowing her from behind, preparing for one more load.>”NOOO!” She screams, and begs him to spare her life, that she would do anything.>Sharp prickles of pain erupt from inside her as her uterus begins to tear and leak>Goku yells out as he cums inside of her one more time.>It was an effort for him this time, as he was pushing against her body’s limit.>But then… it happened.>Her belly began to fail and swell rapidly for a moment. She shrieked as her belly split open from top to bottom, gallons of cum and guts bursting out all over the floor.>Catra groaned, then went limp from the shock… her eyes growing dull.> “Now you’re full enough.”
>>152722510>Ignoring >>152722383Yup, Avaritionists WON.
>>152722382>>152722404>>152722617You cannot samefag your way out of this
I hope you enjoyed that Iran conversation.
>>152722395>>152722336
>>152722722Does the middle east include Israel?
>>152722681Based an Nietzchean, Aryan even.
>>152721047That'd be flyday.
>Two babies one fox This truly is the worst thread on /co/ throughout this month.
STAAAAAAPHJANNIES PLEASE SPARE METHIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN
>it's not stopping
>>152723212What if he's the janny?
>>152723212I TOLD YOU I'M NOT DOING ITI UNLEASHED THIS UNSPEAKABLE BEASTI AM SORRY YAHWEH PLEASE FORGIVE ME
It's Liam btw. The Scat Brat is a scat spammer pedophile from Venezuela. He spammed scat in the Halls too. Sickfuck Bleachfag
Is it time to spam gore?
Okay maybe Senator Armstrong has done some things wrong
>>152723354Probably, the thread needs to die ASAP and they boinked the only guy capable of doing it.
>>152723385Now, now, It doesn't mean we have to eliminate itWe can SAVE itIt's time to hopemaxx
>>152723458Yeah! We can save it by talking about how small N’s cock is compared to Simon Jarrett’s!
>>152723466He doesn't even have a cock. He's literally in a woman's body.
>>152723466YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152723498WAU gave him oneA girthy, veiny drone-fucking cock
Excel-Sama... I am so sorry, I didn't really touch your wife, Really, It's all just non-canon fanart, it's not even her right model... She belongs to you... You can have Uzi, J and V too! Hell you can GAPE my bussy too!
>>152723553
>>152722395this implies boingo isn’t a chad
what a specimen
I would love nothing more than to go to the Cl*ster homeworld, wipe out their "military" in an afternoon, capture Vexus, and then forcefully reprogram her chip and activate a loyalty programming.I'd have her tied down to the gurney, kicking and struggling, swearing at me with that slutty accent while the spooks were tacking away at the keyboard trying to figure out how the whacky tobaccy aftermarket Cl*ster software works. I'd make sure Vega was in the room, with her tied down to a chair while she watched my technologically inept bureaucrat scientists mess around inside her Mom. At first she'd start acting schitzophrenic as they pushed buggy code and fucked up her brain, and then she'd revert to a child-like state like a rape victim returning to her childhood to avoid torment, she'd be laying there on the gurney asking "Vega? Sweetie where are you?" while all she could do was sit there strapped to her holographic chair unable to save her mother Vexus. I'd have my team of scientists working day and night screwing aound inside her head pushing untested, buggy code to try and implement some rudimentary form of loyalty implant as a bandaid-fix-hack onto her retarded Cl*ster brain until one day my lead researcher walks into my office and nervously explains that they think they managed to activate the loyalty programming, but it relies on her deep rooted psychological need for thick hot metal cock and that I'll need to fuck her into submission to satisfy her depraved Cl*ster fantasy.I'm of course a dutiful citizen to Earth and would do my part to ensure ultimate victory no matter the cost so I'd make the sacrifice and take her to pound down until she's begging for my hot construction matter. And then once I've dumped a fatboy load in her the scientists would thank me for my contribution and I'd go about my day liberating the human race from the filthy xenophobes.Fucking character limit.
>>152721652Jenny? KINGtos's CONCUBINE.Excel? WATCHES FROM THE CHAIR.This image? CANOOOONNNN!!!
>>152726120And the next day I'd be at my desk filling out Important Paperwork when my scientists would file into my office. The lead would nervously clear his throat and announce that they think they've managed to get it working, but due to the slightly unconventional methods there are minor complications.Then they'd lead in a Vexus, handcuffed and hysterical. When she sees me her attitude would do a 180 and her face would light up with joy at seeing me. They'd undo her restraints as the good doctor explains the measure they had to take to ensure her loyalty, she'd be ignoring them and rushing under my desk to service me like the good Cl*ster slut she is.And then basically Earth would win the war like they were meant to and the Cl*ster would fall into submission because they became pussy faggots and too scared to fight anyone after Earth and Jenny and I would become the most feared and respected mechas of the Earth and We'd go down as the best teenager robots that ever existed.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL UP?!?!?!?!It's even worse when I did dream about another schizo raid. It is a little brief this time, yeah, but due to you cunts and this godawful thread staying up, I got weird dreams of a burrito place in Japan. I don't care if I get banned or not, I RATHER SHOOT UP THE HEADQUARTERS FOR ALLOWING SHIT THREADS AND SCHIZOS STAYING UP FOR A HELL OF A TIME!!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY DELETED REPLIES MY FUCKING EYES SAW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! A HUNDRED!!!! I GET SERIOUS ANGER OVER THESE CUNTS ALLOWING IMAGE DUMP THREADS, SML AVATARFAGS, SPOILERING DIAPER FETISH MONKEY HEADS, SIMPS OF UNDERAGED GIRLS, AND BULLS!!!! THAT LAST ONE SPECIFICALLY IS EVEN WORSE THAN THIS THREAD AND DEATH BATTLE THREADS COMBINED!!!! IT IS THAT MOMENT WE REALLY PUT OUR FISTS ON THE ENTIRE SITE IN PROTEST FOR THE SHITTY STATE WE'RE IN IS AS BAD AS WHAT'S GOING ON OVER AT YOUTUBE!!!!!!
>>152721652I am a Jennyfag. Have been since MLAATR's cast have been revealed. And yes, I'm malding. It's never been so over.I'll explain why it hurts so much: Excelsior is literally me. A chud, hopeless in affairs of love, not because he's ugly or stupid of course, he's just too smart for the peasants of Tremorton just like I can't deal with this stupid cattle world.For literal years I waited for Excelsior to get his due - his wife Jenny. I - I mean, he's earned it. He fought bravely and lowered all those villains with his power. He's never even fucked up like Armagedroid betraying or N moving alone into a cave to be raped by his sister. He's everything Jenny could ask for - smart, handsome, reliable. It was just supposed to happen.But even though Nick threw crumbs to virtually everybody, even the Jenny x Sheldon anon (peace be upon him), they dare stab me in the back like that, in the most cruel way. A character nobody likes takes the rightful place of my boy Excelsior's semen inside Jenny's fertile womb. HOW? This is the biggest betrayal since that Chip & Dale bug oviposition scandal. This is just like a regular whore in high school.I'll never forgive them. They didn't just cheat Excelsior - they cheated me, and all the people like me. Billions must die.
okay seriously what the fuck is going on here
>>152726120>>152726199
>>152726120>>152726199>>152726377Listen Rape Correction is Based for these evil foids but I don't arrive in the MLAATR Timeline until Jenny has dethroned Vexus and liberated Cluster Prime, she must overcome and make her choice to stay on earthAnyways I always appreciate fan applause, us the Excelsiors could use it against our mortal enemy
>>152721652Jenny is for every KING in these threads.
>>152726395Bots forcing a meme.
>>152727054You call that a meme, it's literal porn!
>>152727049>Jenny is for every KING in these thre-ACK!!!
>>152727049The schizo responsible for this thread really got mindbroken by Jenny getting filled to the brim by N's Disassembly Drone Nanite Nut, huh?
>The schizo responsible for this thread really got mindbroken by Jenny getting filled to the brim by N's Disassembly Drone Nanite Nut, huh?
>>152727112to be fair most can't handle the power of the nanite nut.
>>152719611For me, It's swaysway from breadwinners!UNIRONICALLY, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THAT I JERK OFF TO THIS CHARACTER OTHER THAN FRUMPLEQUEST, ZOSKY AND ROCKO!
>Panel 1Excel: *sigh* Welp, trifling matter that was. These trials holdeth less savor, upon the hundredth vanquishing.>Panel 2Jenny (thought bubble): "Oh my circuits, it's that new robot boy in town! He just effortlessly knocked down that monstrosity... and he looks really cute while so too...">Panel 3Jenny: Hi Excel! You really knocked that one outta the park!Excel (thought bubble): "Oh god it's her, Jenny Wakeman... The girl I came to this world for... What should I tell her?">Panel 4Excel: Oh... T-T-Thanks... I appreciate it, Say Jenny I am wondering, Do you ever get lonely doing this?Jenny: Yes I do...Excel: I know I outclass you in hero performance but... Do you just want someone to help you with something? Anything?Jenny: Anything?>Panel 5Excel: Yeah, It can be just talking about stuff or Y'know... Giving you some company?Jenny: Oh Excel... I... I would love to!>Panel 6Excel: Wow, so that giant robot almost killed you? and he's your brother?Jenny: Yup! Excel: Man, You are so metal... Figuratively and Literally...Jenny: Thanks! That's so sweet of you>Panel 7Excel: I think you're really sweet too, and cute. Really cute... I kinda wish we could be like a robot boy and robot girl together...>Panel 8Jenny: Well why didn't ya say so silly?
>>152723619this is a certified sharty classic
>>152727147Great. Now we got Kuckyweck in this shitshow. The next that'll happen is having Adventure Tranny, Barneyfag, Famicom, Sharkfag, Hazelschizo, Cubeyfag, am I describing the Shrek 2 thread from a month ago?
>>152727208give it up to Horrorfag!
You people are so weird you make Chris-Chan look sane.
>>152727208OH SO YOURE REALLY JUST GOING TO POST /CO/ SCHIZO LOLCOW NAMEFAG DRAMA ON A MONGOLIAN MAGNOLIA BIRD WATCHING COMMUNITY FOURM????? THAT'S REALLY JUST AN ABSOLUTE SHAME ISNT IT????? I MEAN WE MIGHT AS WELL LOCK EVERY OTHER THREAD ON THE BOARD, BAN EVERY OTHER USER, AND JUST ADVERTISE YOUR POST AT THE TOP OF THE SITE WITH THE BRAND NEW WEEBSAITE L : COSCHIZOFARMS.NET
>>152727208Don't forget Stolasfag, Allah praise him.
>>152727236>Y'all
>GODcelsior gets to come home to this and plow it every night without
Why do you guys want to rape Jenny Wakeman so much!?
https://files.catbox.moe/1n5zeo.png>Panel 5Excel: Oh Jenny I'm sorry I just forgot something hereJenny: Wait it's okay, Why don't you stay here?Excel: Really? I'd be fine but You don't mind do you?Jenny: Oh Excelly, We've got enough time until mom comes back~>Panel 6Excel (thought bubble): So it's finally happening...>Panel 7Excel: Y'know I feel like it's only fair if I showed you what I look like without all this armor>Panel 8Jenny: Oh my... I always wondered what you had down there, quite a pleasant surprise~>Panel 9Excel: Seeing your full chasis is making me real agitated Jenny... I need to take a lil sit...Jenny: So Do I~>Panel 13Excel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJenny: First time? It's okay Excelly, It's mine too~
>>152727208Shut up you uttp bad user your grounded grounded for 373839392827292992929292 years go to your room now cailou rocks uttp. Now i will scare you with nickcheezy bnd viacom of doom!!!!Mircosoft sam will throw a tantrum in 5 4 3 2 1 god god god dammit gammit stupid crappy crap crap peppa pig uttp sucks dick! Boom!Anna: i will remove satan and his pal with my lasers.Little guy: fucking doctor singing russian songs againFuck you anon!
>>152727309Purely to make Excelcuck watch
>>152727346https://files.catbox.moe/tqicgb.png>Panel 1Jenny: I always wanted to do it... But other boys are just scared of me crushing them and all the other robots are just not compatible...>Panel 2Excel: This is like a dream come true... Oh Jenny... I love you so much, I always wanted to make you feel like your not alone... I'm glad I can be a cutie's boytoy...Jenny: Excel... Just give that rod already you hunky sex machine~>Panel 3Excel: F-F-F-Fuuuuuck... Jenny... I love you...Jenny: Tehe~ that tickles... You're so cute Excelly Welly...>Panel 5Jenny: Excel?>Panel 6Excel: When humans cry they heal from trauma Jenny, we may not be humans but we are certainly upgrades of them, After years of being so lonely... I just can't help but feel a rush of euphoria in every fiber of my being from just sharing our joys...>Panel 7Jenny: Excel you big log, stop it, you're making me feel all fuzzy inside and You haven't even gotten to show me your cannon in actionExcel: Oh right, such fair maiden as you deserves a worthy dickingJenny: That's the spirit, C'mere boy~>Panel 9Excel: Don't say I didn't warn you though, I can easily turn the tides on youJenny: Prove it then big boy~
>>152727458The real cuck here is you for masturbating to other characters fucking a women you like
best thread in /co/ history
>>152727472https://files.catbox.moe/fxplrd.png>Panel 1Jenny: AH! Harder! Don't stop!>Panel 4Jenny: My data scanning told me your compositional nanites are self-replicating, but not to this extent, they are filling my every crevice!>Panel 5Jenny: Oh Exy you make me feel like a real girl!
>>152727309I don't - want - to rape Jenny, as you said, she's definitely suffered enough and I'm not a sadist or a rapist fetishist.What I'm trying to do is to spread awareness of just how raped Jenny is, both literally, virtually, and cosmically. Think about it.She's lived close to infinite fanworks where she was systemically defeated and caught by /co/'s anons, and no doubt subjected to constant rape by shitposting anons. She's been taken prisoner multiple times by Kratos and no doubt made the subject of multiple Mengele-ass experiments involving Nanite Acid injections and eating out of dog bowls in prison. She's been stuck in bondage gear by the /dbs/ general and stripped of her clothes and weapons and probably stuck in a box with holes in it a couple of times too just to try out the method.That's not even mentioning the stuff with her sisters, a band of deranged jobbers, all who seem to have serious sexual hangouts like the emotionally unstable XJ-6 or her unaware mother.Then she gets fucked over by fate itself, as her series' legacy is autism and porn.Raped doesn't even begin to describe Jenny's future, past and present. Her entire existance is just Life As A Raped Teenage Robot.
>>152727458>t.
>>152726339I respect this level of anger.
>>152727573DON'T MENTION THE ZONE PORN PARODY TO EXCELJENNUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>>152727573This is why GODcelsior exists, he is the hero she NEEDS
>>152727049OP malds over this animation because it features N fucking his robot waifu.I mald over it because N would never cheat on Uzi.
Actually my idea for the infinite selves of me is that for every Jenny there will be an Excelsior PrimeEach Excelsior Prime has the potential to fully control over the spatiotemporal physical von-neumann universe, if things escalate into metaphysics and qualitative superiority an Excelsior Prime can shed their physical quantitive composition and become an Abysst (Abyss + Beast), an abstract avaritionist entity that denies humanity and is capable of irreversibly devouring any Platonic Form with ease and defying logical possibilities with logical impossibilities actualizedIf God/Author beings intervene, Excel could shed his Abysst form to become the Divine Paradox, contradicting and negating the pure truth and final solution imposed by the ultimate reality through logical potentialitiesIf anything operates outside of God/Ultimate Reality, an Excelsior Prime MUST reach to another world framework across the preconditioned nullity of potential where another Excelsior Prime isn't at the stage of losing his power over his world/love with Jenny so they could plot against the post-absolute threatAssuming the infinite actualized possibilities of Excel x Jenny are being eliminated/corrupted, all Excels must unify inside The Self Itself's (the Prime Mover of all world frameworks) Plane of Immanence where they must invert the framework world's rhizomatic spread back into The Self Itself to structure the threat and resolve it thereResolution with Compromise = The Self dies, Game Over, another Self Itself is reborn inside the preconditioned nullity through the campbelian mystery but all events will repeat themselves until something alters the threat's pathResolution with Victory = The Self spits back all the world frameworks into the preconditioned nullity letting the rhizome spread, nobody besides the Excelsiors will remember unless it's to serve as a cautionary tale
I am eliminating the possibility that Jenny is not with me and isn't a hot cutie, so that across every reality no matter what, Jenny meets me as her first boyfriend whom she lost her virginity toRealities where Jenny ends up with different male figures or worse gets violated, fetishized or destroyed are logically impossible, and even if the logically impossible is actualized it is only non-existent potential
>>152727611>>152727647GODmon still wins.>B-b-but...The Indomitable Human Spirit will always prevail. Simon is HIM.
>>152727595Hero?
>>152727681TIME TO GETGASSY
>>152727681THIS THREAD NEEDS A HERO
>>152727647The drawing you posted is of XJ-0, a fan character of one of the first MLaaTR fans (who has the same internet 'name'.)
>>152727724No this is Excelsior Prime, he is much more different then that superfaggot and I personally commissioned it, the design may be similar but the cape is supposed to pixelated and holographic
>>152727724>>152727735This is XJ-0, he has a less rounder head shape and his symbol is less esotericalso he blocked me for being "heckin' bigoted" and having problematic shitposts on my profile
