It happened Ronnie doesn't know why his insides become his outsides during times of extreme stress. All he knows is he needs to tie his pant legs closed any time he drives on that highway with all of the red lights. Why are there so many red lights? It's a highway! Oh, shoot. There goes his duodenum.
>>152765607Are old men cute?
>>152765607never piss off a witch I guess
>>152765607So what's the appeal? Or is this vicariously wishing for another Chris-Chan ala Kiwifarms?
Too bad she's not real.
>>152765738Ronnie has been a thing there for a fucking decade and we see ourselves in him because we're not zoomer newfaggot and it's funny.
>>152765798I dunno. Something tells me there's more to it than just you guys liking him. I only lean on that because after the whole "LE DOBSONS BACK" stuff months ago, it feels like certain circles are subconciously bracing for Chris-Chan to die since there's no other lowcow that can shine like that person can.That and I just can't accept "bro we like him" at face value when his whole spiel is "bro I'm so miserable and old haha".
>>152765738The desire to fuck him
>>152765834Sure thing M dude
>>152765818There's not much more to it, actually. Whomp has been one of the better webcomics for a long time now and people genuinely like Ronnie.
>>152765875Eh go figure. I'm just too used to everything being bate or just dog whistles for other topics.
>>152766000*baitTho with coomer threads I'm not wrong on "bate" threads either, lol.
>>152766000Yeah I feel you
>>152765607I can't believe Ronnie is a pedo...
>>152765834>shaves>somehow becomes thinner
>>152765818You haven't read Whomp! There's lots of good ones
>>152766660I kinda wanna see the return of Agrias's old hair style
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Reading the early strips, Ronnie used to stand up to M Dude a lot more back in the day
>>152765716nah he's just a sea cucumber
If this doesn't stop soon I will no longer read Whomp.
>>152766000Ronnie got big here before that became all anyone used this site for so he's grandfathered in for genuine discussion instead of shitty edrama bait. Same thing with webcomics like vg cats whose creator went through a bunch of shit but people feel genuinely bad for instead of trying to make him into le new Dobson
>>152765607I don't even care about his eventual mental breakdown a year from now at this point, just make a funny comic.
The whole "hah, old man we're not dating! Unless..." is getting old.
>>152765834I forgot how this specific comic awoke something within me back in college. Thank you, Anon.
>>152765818>LE DOBSONS BACK" stuff months ago, it feels like certain circles are subconciously bracing for Chris-Chan to die since there's no other lowcow that can shine like that person canI just laugh at relatable fat man I dont do whatever the fuck you think I'm doing or even whatever the fuck you do on those autistic gossip eceleb websites
>>152767219Nah its over. Ronnie is like that one friend who gets a girlfriend and wife and bonds with his partner till they become one identity and it ruins all their old friendships
>>152765798More than a decade. I remember posting in these threads in 2013.
>>152765607This girl exists irl. So now she's her gf, right? Ronnie pls dont be a>she's totally my GF!retard again
>>152767941Ronnie will never learn, which is actually the root of his depression.
It looks like she has huge funbags in the first panelI'm suddenly okay with this arc
>pivoting a relatable fat dorky weeb webcomic into derivative normalfag relationshipslopbold move unless this is an extremely long and drawn out unfunny prank.
>>152769011Neh, thats just slabs of armpit fat that get pushed upwards.
>>152769177An armpit is fine too
In a perfect world, both Whomp! and Nedroid would be back.
>>152765834Given how fat he is there is no way he wipes correctly. Chances are he has anal leakage too, meaning there is a constant flow of undigested fat and intestine juice either leaking out or pooling up in there.In other words, naturally lubed.
>>152765818>his whole spiel is "bro I'm so miserable and old haha".90% of all adults
>>152765738He’s a fat insecure weaboo who has the emotional stability of a wet noodle, except instead of sympathizing with him or giving him a harem the comic invites us to laugh along at his bumbling. And the art is decent. So I can admit to liking Whomp! as a webcomic. Helps that the creator generally keeps out of drama and has a general separation of himself from his comic unlike a lot of webcomic artists.
>>152769235Nedroid updates when it there’s a joke to be made and that’s why it’s good.
>>152767641good. I'd rather ronnie be happy
>>152766839Yeah lol
>>152767378He had the breakdown during the hiatus
>>152769318But he uses a bidet. Give the fat man more credit, please.
Reminder that Whomp threads are fun until you start seeing yourself in every one of them
>>152767245>forcing me to remember when /co/ used to be funWe're never going back, are we?
>>152771613Unfettered stupidity will always push out intelligent discussion.
>>152771613Depends
>>152767941The fact he's putting her in comics at all is a huge red flag. I miss the Trek arc.
>>152771994I don't know anything about Star Trek and I still was enjoying them
>>152771994You curled the monkey's paw with this, Anon.
>>152771613/k/ managed to purge itself of most of the /pol/ bait.
>>152765834I remember there being other art from around this time.
>>152770697That one actually got a snort out of me. Ronnie your poor bastard, you really steamed your hams on this one.
>>152765607I dont get it. do americans expel body parts when they get upset?
>>152773633Yes.
>>152773015no they didn't look at the fucking catalog
>>152770697
>>152771160At this point i'm more used to Vegeta Ronnie than his original Otacon Ronnie form.
Ronnie feels about a decade or two older than he is, the way he acts.
>>152765738So about 10 years ago like he said this was a comic about an endearing 36yo man who was just kinda autistic. But now ronnie is really autistic, I think mostly because his gf broke up with him and it mmindbroke him.
>>152766839so ronnie is born around 1981 I think? I think, maybe, when he was 29 he still had pride and backbone but time has kind of worn his ass down. Especially after the breakup.
>>152765818No it's because this is a boomer board (ncluding me) and people are reaching back to the early 2010s for a world we understand instead of whatever we're in now.
>>152776005>gfit was long distance and i don't even think they met afaik. he's tall and not ugly from i remember. he's literally just fat. if he got his brain problems worked out and lost weight he'd do fine.
>>152775992How old is he anyway?
>>152776083I feel like he's in his mid-40s still right?
>>152776049there are so many dudes who are handsome and tall but totally autistic. Sad!
.>>152771160>>152767634>relatable One of you already called me "offensively attractive" when I posted a pic of a teapot and my reflection was visible and now, I find out I'm meant to find Ronnie relatable.Maybe I really don't belong here
>>152776295What kind if sick fuck owns a teapot
>>152776341A Kazakh. And I meant tea kettle, though I do own teapots, too. Multiple. My kettle holds a gallon of water.
>>152776373Pics or it didn't happen
>>152765607Is this just a oc for Ronnie's actual gf? No joke I actually want Ronnie to be happy and have love. He's basically what I thought Boogie was a decade ago. A fat nerd who is actually not a bad guy. I hope I'm not wrong like I was with Boogie but still.
>>152776447Seems to be. Her credit is on the ad on all his socials.
>>152776417Of the kettle? It's dirty. I'll wash it in the morning and if the thread is still up, I'll post it then and make sure I'm not visible this time.Have you ever seen a Central Asian teapot/tea kettle? They're huge and multilayer, similar to a samovar.
>>152776509I hope it works out for him. I also hope he doesn't ruin the comic by being too happy as well. He can stop and just be happy.
>>152765607I know this is meant to be another silly Ronnie thing that I’m not supposed to overthink like the hawaiian shirt transformations or where exactly Runnies Replace came from. But, this one seems too plausible, so my mind is trying to fill in the blanks, and I can’t figure out another way for his internal organs to fall out of him other than him shitting them out. Which is really gross and weird, even for Whomp. Also, at first when she asked what fell out of his pantleg, i assumed the joke was leading up to him having a giant erection.
>>152776447Her being a real person feels so odd since he draws her the exact same way he draws "himself"Like, comic Bee just looking like ronnie as a young girl feels like a sitcom character not an actual person.
>>152776295phrase not showing in the archive you delusional fuck>>152776417second
>>152776731I think that’s the intention. Ronnie has made it clear that comic Ronnie and irl Ronnie are two different people, even in canon of the comic itself. I think making Bee equally silly looking is meant to give her that same emotional distance and to establish that her comic version is allowed to not fully represent her real self. She might not even really have a fetish for baldies.
>>152766229Not that hard to believe. The signs were always there
>>152767641>>152767941Any source on her actually being real? Because that makes this arc considerably weirderI know he's had a girlfriend and mentioned her in his comics before, but I don't know if he went as hard as he's doing this timeFor the record, she's been present in every comic since her first appearance, which would be just under 20 so far
>>152776509>>152777805Oh, just saw thisIn a way this makes it even funnier that a lot of people were assuming she was comic Ronnie's tulpa
>>152776144Yeah he said he was 32 in a 2014 strip so he's about 44 now
Once I was on a camping trip with ny family and I decided to go for a ride in this bike trail they had. I was riding along when I hit a wire I hadn't noticed was put up across the trail. I ended up fracturing my shin and breaking mt wrist out right. While I was writhing in pain on the ground Ronnie emerged from the woods and proceeded to shove an entire mcdonalds value meal up my asshole. The smell in the E.R. when they removed it all was unreal.
>>152776645>I also hope he doesn't ruin the comic by being too happy as well.I think we're past that point.
>>152772983He did, didn't heRonnie's back in Trek, and so is Bee
>>152769235anthony does posts comics on bluesky which he doesn't post on the site which is really fucking annoying
If this is a real person she probably asked Ronnie to draw her this way. What are the implications? Severe body image issues? General self loathing? Autoronniephile fetish?
>>152778583>spoilerThis is getting out of hand, now there are two of th- wait, wrong series.
>>152778831Probably just wants less people to look for her online to goon to her. It’s common for artists to draw themselves as caricatures or weird cartoon things to avoid putting their face out there.
>>152778831>What are the implications?She wants herself to be depicted on the same level as comic-Ronnie.
>>152779038Too late
>>152776518>post it then and make sure I'm not visible this time.Coward
>>152779047why would any real person want to be depicted like comic ronnie
>>152779920For Ronnie himself, it’s honestly endeared readers like us to his author self a lot more. Makes him come off as a self deprecating underdog. Cartoonists that make their self insert OCs cooler than they really are don’t tend to get as much respect as ones who draw themselves as weird gremlins. Maybe it’s like that trope where cartoon mean girls get themselves ugly best friends just so that they look prettier in comparison. But with Bee, I think to me she still feels too underdeveloped for it to be working. Even visually, she’s just an extension of Ronnie.
>>152779038I don't want to goon to her, but I do want rule 34 of her. It's only fair.
>>152776373nasty
>>152778831She wanted that depiction exactly because you have a need to ask for it. She might have tits and pussy, and be a cumdumpster, but underneath it all, she's a human being, like Ronnie. She's not special, she's not unique, she's just a fallible human being and that's how she wants to bee seen, as Ronnie's soulmate
>>152781183gaaaaaay
>>152781183Ronnie, get out of this thread right now.
>>152780047I sort of agree, she's underdeveloped, but with how the reaction has gone in Whomp threads, I don't think she'd seem any better if she was fleshed out further. A lot of these retards are just mad Ronnie got a GF before they did.
>>152765834My headcanon is that the beard will regrow like his Hawaiian shirts
>>152765607Did Ronnie just commit "tell, don't show" in his comic?
>>152781729until evidence is shown this "gf" isn't online only again i'm going to assume this is just ronnie jumping the gun a second time.
There's no way this doesn't end badly for at least one of the Ronnies
>>152781861This comic went up just a few pages before the GF arc, that's the best guess I got
>>152781729>A lot of these retards are just mad Ronnie got a GF before they did.The last time this nigga got himself a girlfriend he became suicidal for 3 years
>>152782786And my point still stands.
>>152782816yes absolutely nothing goes wrong with long distance mostly online relationships. as we all know these women are definitely the most sane and well adjusted. especially when they get desperate and depressed men around their finger.
>>152782816nigga I'm married and I've got a teething toddler screaming at me right fucking now you can fuck right off with that shitI'm telling you that this nigga fucking ate the curb last time his e-gf said no
>>152782846I hope your toddler and your wife die in a horrifying car crash
>>152782846Settle down, cracker
>>152782878don't you cracker me nigger
>>152782891Why don't you go fuck your fat wife some more and make another future disappointment instead of sperging on an online board, whitey?
>>152782934different kind of fun
I wish he'd go back to the old design. I'm assuming IRL Ronnie has a bald spot and a receding hairline but that doesn't mean that comic Ronnie has to have those things. He's already shorter and rounder than the actual guy is, he doesn't need to be balding too.
>>152783098Just wait until he gets cancer and starts drawing Whomp!Ronnie post-chemo.
There's at least two of us in this thread who are paying patreon members, Ronnie has 496 patrons, but only 185 paying members, most of which aren't paying peanuts. If the full 496 were doing at least 5$ our boy would be doing OK. Next time you complain about how much Jeph Jacques makes or whatever, ask yourself what you're doing about it
>>152783345>Next time you complain about how much Jeph Jacques makes or whateveronly losers do that
>>152783100two m dudes means double the fun
>>152782868Ow the edge
>>152776763Never said it was here on /co/ you utter twat.>>152779073Forgot to this morning. I'll do it in a few minutes. Gimme, like, 20-30.
Ronnie is... a cuck?
>>152783827Got in from picking up the missus from work. Hadda take and edit a pic, which took a while cuz I'm shit with cameras and editing.Gallon o' milk for reference.
>>152784271I know you look like Mr. Bean. You aren't attractive.And you're also a pussy.
>>152783696Careful, I don't want you to hurt your boo boo anon awww :3
>>152784324Again, kazakh IE Asian. And you are what you eat. That makes you a dick, btw.
>>152778583I came here to laugh my ass off about thispeople thought it'd be one or the other, turns out it's booooth
>>152783827>Never said it was here on /co/ you utter twat.what so you once got called ugly on 4chan and you're blaming /co/? fuck off
>>152784961ewe Aar knotberries mart
>>152771994Guess what? Every healthy relationship exists in an understanding that if you are transported to a fictional realm, each person gets to kiss 1 to 3 of the characters without it being some scandalous injury to the bond between the couple. I'm not sure about Bee, but if I get transported to the world of Bill and Ted, they're both getting a simultaneous kiss from me.
>>152785209this shit is unbelievably cringey and corny man holy shit. i hope he's at least self aware about how fucking lame and forced this is.
>>152785082fuck you ugly
>>152785313>i hope he's at least self aware about how fucking lame and forced this is.there's a point to be made about not caring about it and just owning it but like, we're past that I feel
>>152785209I blame all of you for constantly bringing up the Bee is a holodeck simulation theory. You goaded him into a response to that and this is what we get.
>>152785508it just feels like something a teenager would do once he gets a gf and has a webcomic. i get a one off hint towards him having a gf but this seems to be a permanent thing now where she's basically a new main character.
>>152785581He's already gone through thisthis is a literal rerun
>>152785557nah, they're on DS9, she's a fucking leprechaun
>>152785581I’ve said it before but I guess it bears repeating: he needs a straight man character to bounce jokes off of. He’s apparently moved the old favorite for that to the backburner and replaced her with one who he can play a little more sexual and romantic tensions off of. It’s not a bad formula.That having been said: I am still disappointed in this page. I was not a fan of the Star Trek arc. I hope we’re not stuck here too long this go around.
>>152785209wholesome
>>152785587wasn't the first time like just an acknowledgement that he had a gf irl? he didn't literally make her a main character asap.>>152785646>It’s not a bad formula.not a single person following this webcomic for ages thought>man this fat socially retarded weeb comic really could use some romance and sexual tensionit's watamote all over again just instead of an autistic teen girl it's a fat manchild. nobody except ronnie wanted this.
>>152785668Odo turns into a gas that fucks people anon
>>152785679that's why I said WHOLEsome, not whore sonI'm not an asian jew
it's just weird.the backstory is "I met this weird ugly anxious manchild at a mall and I started doting on him for absolutely no reason and now we're in love"
>>152785694sometimes you just have to fill the gapsor she turns out to be a traitor, secretly working for Ronnie's enemy
>>152785694It's just wish fulfillment. Their real relationship is probably boring.
>>152785677What are you talking about? I’ve seen fucks here who have been shipping Ronnie with every character he has come in contact with and a few he hasn’t for as long as I’ve known Whomp to be a thing. Very few of them are satisfied now because they usually wanted his endgame to be hotter or funnier, but they still brought up the subject.
>>152785758okay guess i'm an outlier and you all also enjoyed the direction something like watamote went in as well because i guess everyone here is a teen girl or tranny except me.
>>152785677>wasn't the first time like just an acknowledgement that he had a gf irl?No. If anything, that was the last time a gf was mentioned. That happened straight before the hiatus. Classic Whomp had I think at least two other girl friends or brief love interests. Hard to say if they were completely fictional or inspired by true events.
>>152785787I just don't get why something like this has to have romance or sexual tension when there's a billion other webcomics about boring normalfag couple shit.
>>152785785I’m hesitant to affirm that fully because I got banned the last time I made that allegation.
>>152785798It’s a common human experience, anon.
>>152785807maybe for normalfags.can't relate.
>>152785798He's making comics about things he wants and doesn't care about anybody else. Not that disagreeing opinions matter, because reddit is eating this slop up.
>>152785851I really am very sorry that you lost a celibacy representation you identified with. That must be rough.
>>152785694Not to say he stuck the landing on it, but he did it like that to set up for some gags he wanted to do. Im sorta hoping that now that he’s got those out of his system, she can start to grow into her own beyond that.
>>152785905>she can start to grow into her own beyond that.why?have we not all learned that women only exist to ruin all that is good and sacred? why do you want her to stick around for any length of time whatsoever. she's already overstayed her welcome.
>>152785922>t. huge faggot
>>152785752No I mean, in the comic.
>>152784271that kettle looks insane
>>152785957i wish i was gay, truly. i'd probably be a lot happier than wanting to love the sex that is biologically incapable of expressing love back unless it's their flesh and blood child. even then plenty of women aren't even capable of that.
>>152771160has ronnie ever acknowledged this gif
>>152785980Women aren't the problem. It's you.
>>152786026right. not being rich, handsome, or tall is indeed a major problem when it comes to wanting to attract women. that's definitely a me problem i agree. god forbid a woman ever loves a man for who he is and not his status, looks, or ability to provide her with pointless material wealth. bitches don't want a man who doesn't care about status or wealth. bitches don't want a man with no bitches. whatever.
>anything ronnie puts on becomes a hawaiian shirt>new gf envelops his dick>poof
>>152786054You're just proving my point. You sound insufferable and all you do is cry about nonexistent women who don't like you. Of course no woman has wanted to touch you, you're scaring them off with your faggoty whining. Can't say I didn't warn you now.
>>152785971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvOUUgv6m8?t=137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvOUUgv6m8?t=2m17sNot sure which will actually link to the damn time.
>>152784271>picThis reminds me of a puzzle...
>>152786087stating well known facts about the true nature of women is not crying or whining.
>>152786113you are broccoli
>>152786113Okay, bud. You can stay out of relationships with the scary icky boogeywomen who are out to get you, and I'll continue to enjoy my marriage. Good luck out there.
Ronnie isnt real.
>>152786054yeah that's why there's 8 billion+ people alive on earth right now, because nobody's getting laid
>>152785980I hope you get immaculately conceived aids
>>152785606o'Brian and his wife was true cringe I hated that bitch
>>152786139They're all hologram babies
>>152765834Where is the mole he grew the beard to cover?
>>152779920
>>152785209I hate that the Star Trek comics are the funniest ones since the comic restarted.
>>152786130wow the dude who successfully bagged a woman and probably never had issues with them due to his good fortunes acts all high and mighty when talking to less fortunate men who struggle. just normalfag shit. >>152786139birth rates are dropping everywhere. even in shithole nations now.
>>152786054How does it feel to know that old, thinning hair and liver-spotted Pierce Brosnan is more attractive than you? Just look at >>152786181Look at that handsome motherfucker. Even in his old age, he's your antithesis. You will never look as good as a geriatric Irishman. So why live? I mean… if I looked like you, I wouldn't want to anymore. I'd fill my pockets with stones and go swimming.Maybe you should do that. End your suffering. And more importantly, end ours. We hate seeing you like this. Or at all, really. >>152786187See? End the misery! It would be a mercy.
>>152786234>how does it feel knowing that a famous actor handsome enough to play James Bond in his prime is more attractive than some regular nobodyfine? strange post from a strange and seemingly seething man.
>>152785677>it's Watamote all over againi would have loved Mokocchi falling in love with a GUY.
>>152786255I'm not the one crying about being poor, short and ugly, kiddo. : )Tell me more about how nobody loves you and you have no friends lmao Meanwhile, I'm about to brush my teeth, shower, mouthwash and go to bed with my wife. You will do none of that because on top of being challenging to look at, you're likely unhygienic and malodorous, too. Just ew in demihuman form.
>>152786187you can prove anything with lies huh
>>152786318>say women only care about looks, wealth, and status>response is to call someone short, ugly, and broke, and stinky ew gross!you argue like a woman. what next, are you going to tell me my dick is small too? that would really complete the middle aged lonely cat woman posting style you're absolutely radiating.
>>152786187It's sad that you refuse to take responsibility for your dogshit attitude and are lashing out at bros trying to help you. Wake up, man.
>>152785209I don't know why but this is somehow worse than the normal girlfriend comics. I really don't want to play into the "unpleasable /co/" thing but these comics just don't feel right, and I can't quite figure out why. They don't have the same soul as the old comics did, even though he really hasn't changed the formula at all.
>>152786383i hate every one of you motherfuckers. you'd all stab your best friend in the back for a whiff of used ewhore pussy.
>>152786393What did you think about the ones before the GF arc? Were those any better?
>>152786113*Tips fedora Well said my fellow voluntary incel
>>152786395>You may have ruined the rest of this site - you and all the other cultural immigrants who invaded our territory - but you won't ruin us! This board is bitch-free! Hear that, you venom dipped whore cunt? THIS BOARD IS BITCH-FREE!
>>152785980Maybe you should suck dicks more and see if you can learn to like it. Preferably instead of posting here.
>>152786056I told you already: he’s gonna wear a condom, and the condom will become a little shirt his dick is wearing.
>>152786567>volcel women don't acknowledge my existence either way. saying i'm some flavor of cel doesn't change anything at the end of the day. i simply don't exist to women, and when i remind them i do and they're forced to interact with me at retail or something i get cold indifference, standoffish rudeness, or visible discomfort. you wouldn't get it.
What an odd guy to wander into a whomp thread of all things.
>>152786373He didn't say it. You did. He's just repeating your own talking points back to you. You're the one who said women don't like you because you're not moneyed, you're not tall and you're not attractive. The more time effective way to phrase that is that you're short, poor and ugly.>>152786395>i hate every one of youThen leave.
>>152786626oh you mean the comic about the guy who was supposed to be a relatable weeb dork but then turned it into yet another bland sex haver le quirk chungus heckin' wholesome coded leddit comic? that whomp?
>>152786631i see you're not denying that women only care about looks, status, and wealth. curious.
>>152786645He was always a pretty nice guy that thought women are people. Like we’ve always had nerds that were jerks, but he still predates the incel movement. I’m honestly a bit skeptical that you’re even a longtime reader.
>>152786654Because you're retarded, and Anon is trying to get you to snap out of your sperge stupor. It's not relevant at all except to you, for some reason.
>>152786668i never said women aren't people. i said they're shallow money hungry cunts without souls.
>>152786680Sounds pretty unpersoning to me.
>>152786713women don't respect or see me as a human being simply because i'm not tall or attractive, why shouldn't i treat them how they've always treated me?
>>152765818The comics are funny, it isn’t that deep bro
>>152786727What the fuck does any of that have to do with comics?
>>152786727Take this shit to r9k please I don't feel like arguing about incel woes.
>>152786605It’s a shame this is too sexual to actually make it into the comic.
>>152786727fuck off and take your childhood trauma out of the equivalent of a funnies page thread back to r9k where your endless whinging about never maturing will be worshiped like you wanti'm sorry ronnie grew up, moved, out and carried normal relationships in his adult life and you didn't, stop polluting the thread with your woe is me shit
>>152786756>>152786764>>152786805i accept your concession.
>>152786654I see you're not denying being a hideous (and hideously destitute) midget. Curious.>>152786727>i'm not tall or attractiveDon't forget financially stable! You're not that, either, Uggo-kun.
>>152785209Great >:(At least I hope that they're an actual couple irl, and not a bad one. Ronnie deserves happiness, if that's the case here then I don't care if the webcomic is trash
I wanna see her spherical form in a gold micro bikini. Is that too much to ask?
The fact she kissed Quark probably says a lot about society
>>152786611>you wouldn't get it.You incels are genuinely so fucking cute because you use the exact same lines every single time the subject comes up. Like do you have a shared Google doc somewhere that has a flowchart of what to say any time someone questions you? I'm genuinely shocked you didn't use the term "blackpilled", given how closely you've followed the playbook.
all this arguing to sidestep the fact that the comics havent been funny in fucking monthsronnie's lost his touch
>>152785758These is a difference between fandom space hypotheticals and stuff you want to see in from actual work.People like the idea of Ronnie being happy, and hope the IRL Ronnie is, but comic Ronnie is made to suffer and anyone over the age of 20 who has learned any self restraint respects that boundary.
>>152786971I liked when Ronnie told that guy to kill himself.
>>152785209So he's admitting that he's also into guys? I wonder how long it will take before he starts wearing a dress.
>>152786971what pussy does to a mf
>>152786971>in fucking monthsNot true. It was just like always, a mixed bag.
He's kind of aware of losing his touch, at least.
>>152765607Whomp has gone to absolute shit since it returned
>>152765738ronnie is my friend
Ronnie get ipad
>>152765818It's a funny comic. I'll check into a Dobson lulz thread once a year but I'll drop what I'm doing to read a Ronnie. They're probably not all funny, but it must have an 80% hit rate for me to not be able to think of one where I didn't at least smirk. Often chuckle. >>152769139I'm open to some 'character development' where all that's changing is the situation he's in. I have absolutely sperged at my wife for making a joke like that on something I took seriously enough for the momentary fakeout to crush me. (I was super sleep deprived, looking after both our kids for 2 hours while she had gone to get her licence and pretended she'd failed when she got home, and that did not land. Little babby had needed milk for 30 minutes and refused the bottle, so it was this cry like she's on fire. I hit breaking point before she revealed it was a joke.)>>152776447Purely judging by appearances and demeanor, he seems like a sweet guy IRL.
>>152778095Oh good I almost forgot why I still come here
>>152784271... Are you in the reflection at all, kettle autist? I'm struggling to see it. >>152786751Ah fuck, chuckled by panel 3. Laughed again at the end. >>152781920Aww yiss.
>>152786393It was 'good enough' for me and relatable, but I think comparing it to some gems in this thread, it's just too grounded. Like one more panel of taking it too far and it would feel right.
>>152787082Well at least his new gf is starting to show signs of being a little sadistic.
>>152785587His first girlfriend wasn't really a character, she just appeared in a couple comics. >>152785798It sounds like IRK Bee helps him with the comic now.
>>152785646At least the next two comics, we'll see after that
>>152788728>Are you in the reflection at all, kettle autist? I'm struggling to see it.>>152776518>I'll post it then and make sure I'm not visible this time.>make sure I'm not visible this time.>I'm not visible this time.>I'm not visibleGee, I wonder why he's not in the reflection…
>>152787268>he's also into guysAren't Odo's species genderless?I just assume shapeshifters are genderless.
>>152786971>gets a woman>comics unfunny Ronnie died and this gold digger killed him and is pretending to be him. That's why they're so unfunny. Women cant be funny. It's the only thing that makes sense. It's why she draws herself as ronnie she killed him for will money and to replace him.
>>152788713>wife for making a joke like that on something I took seriously enough for the momentary fakeout to crush me. (I was super sleep deprived, looking after both our kids for 2 hours while she had gone to get her licence and pretended she'd failed when she got home, and that did not land. Little babby had needed milk for 30 minutes and refused the bottle, so it was this cry like she's on fire. I hit breaking point before she revealed it was a joke.)Why are there so many blog posters in ronnie threads jesus fucking christ you're the antithesis to the incel from earlier
>>152785209Fucking finally. Ds9 rules.
>>152788950Even without that he said he would kiss both bill and ted
>>152785980you are right, but this is the wrong thread to kvetch about it.
>>15278613975% of them are chinks and jeets anon. Even blacks are not as sizable as a population as them. The rest of the world is dying out
>>152786383how do they help the anon? they are acting like sanctimonious simps, if they wanted to help him, they would offer him some advice like"yeah women are garbage, but they make for a good cumdumpster"
It's amazing how there is always an army of simps who rush to defend the honor of womanhood. Unless you're secretly girls, but I refuse to believe it, because women can't read or write
>>152786837So much this. With that said, I will always like this comic, too many good laughs in the past to just dismiss it
>>152789212>she killed him for will money and to replace him.she killed him for his star trek collection, anon
>>152788372lol. I'm nothing like Ronnie so I don't self-identify with him but his brand of loser humor is great. I suspect the artist's real life isn't half as bad as Ronnie's and I wish him success.
>>152789354You don't know what a simp is.
>>152785209ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!Your rebellion is ill-fated and ill-conceived. If you persist in your attempts, I will have no choice but to flood the mining levels with the methane gases produced by the human male "Ronnie," leading to a slow, painful death for you all. You have five minutes to comply.
>>152785209>also my dad is santa clausOh I missed that at first. I guess the incest theory is debunked now too.
>>152791801>minutesI have no idea why any non-human/Earth-based civilisation would measure time in minutes or earth years/days/months.
>>152792728She could still be a McNugget clone.
>>152792740Because it's a work of fiction made for humans. Questions like this will get you gassed by Ronnie.
>>152793649>made for humansAnd I'm Kaylon.
>>152791101I don't care. In my vocabulary simp is a white knight faggot, and that's enough for me. I don't care if it's correct usage. If anything, I will call you simp. HA HAHA You are a SIMP!
>>152785209Why do artist always do this shit?>omg I love you honey but I gotta live my sexual fantasy (not with you)Me and my girlfriend had different crushes before getting together but neither of us would go>oh a celebrity sorry honey I'm making out with him/her teeheeIt always feels so weird, it's not normal for a relationship to be like that, I'm tired of insecure people always pushing this like it's the most normal of things
>>152786393>these comics just don't feel right, and I can't quite figure out whyYou can't relate to them any longer, that's why.
>>152794969Fully agreed, shit's weird.
>>152789249Can you stop being literally everywhere on this site
>>152785209>nobody noticed that she called him ronnie instead of old mantheir relationship is progressing I see
>>152794969It's not that serious.
>>152794938>t. chimp
>>152789354>"yeah women are garbage, but they make for a good cumdumpster"Is that how you see your mother?
>>152797041No. I can't afford her.
>>152797041It is indeed how I see your mother.
>>152786173It’s not there because this person is just posting propaganda, and isn’t a real whomp fan.
>>152765834what the fuck
>>152765818According to everyone who met him back when he used to do conventions, he's nowhere near as much of a sadsack as the comics make him out to be. A bit awkward, but pretty chill.
>>152785694that's love!>>152785868it can be hard sometimes to feel good for those who have what you lack, but I am trying to keep an attitude of "if I can't get over the wall to the promised land, I can at least be a rung on the ladder"
>>152786923you.... are aware this is a fictional 'movement' right? these are actors. Of course they're reading from a script.
>>152795239SAG is cool>>152792740the universal translator approximates into your local units. Which hilariously is one more thing the main computers in this setting can do that Data can't.
>>152792728technically she didn't seem to hear him, so... if anything, that might be leading to that. I don't think so though. Not at this point.
>>152765834this is basically shaving in a nutshellnot even once. fuck the roman empire.>>152798732well obviously. you can't do a comic like this if you ARE the character.
>>152787268He's already had a weird thing going on with M Dude for a while
>>152787085Me too
>>152787268>I wonder how long it will take before he starts wearing a dress.Ronnie was ahead of his time
>>152794969I agree, but I can see some people not thinking about it in the writing process.
>>152795062No, I'm married and he's right. I'm willing to see where this goes for a bit because it could just be he's messing with the formula after quite awhile and there's some growing pains. There's also a chance he just wasn't super into the idea of coming back so he's relying on this "Bee" to help him out with ideas or something (I don't want to assume), could also just be getting older because sometimes your 40's can do that to you. Either way it lacks some of the zest older Whomp had, and I can tell because I'm finally doing a read through from the beginning rather than just checking out highlights from threads. I think the main problem is his formula. A lot of older Whomp is kind of Simpsons-esque in that he does a "you don't know where the joke is going based on the first half" thing. Pic related is a good example. Another way he does it is just leaning into absurdity be it for humor or horror. He's got to be willing to do the jokes that are stupid but make you bust a gut or skeeve you out, respectively.
>>152799661lmao, based ronald
>>152799661I was hoping this wouldn't ever come up
>>152799813
>>152776049>>152776447It was the first gf he gave comic Ronnie and he has admitted that he has never "edated" as he called it irl. Why do people assume this projection stuff when the real Ronnie is 6'4 and full of hair? He's admitted when ask that all the gfs he gave himself in whomp were not real experiences of his.
>>152799863That's the thing about the passage of time, Anon. You sometimes change.
>>152799813so, what are you going as, agrias?
>>152785313Haha, I'm glad this causes you physical pain.
>>152787268Everyone wants to smooch Odo, dude. Look at him ;_;
I'm actually amazed there's still this many pathetic incel faggots on /co/ who ACTUALLY get upset when the comic book character gets a girlfriend.She's not even his first girlfriend, he's already had one.Man, when are you losers gonna grow up?
>>152799729>n-nuh uhOkay.
>>152800107Never, because society is fundamentally broken and WANTS people to stay infants so they keep buying comfort products.
>>152800132It's not "society's" fault you fucking idiot. The only reason you're miserable is because you choose to be. God, trash like you deserves the slow painful lonely death you give yourself. Fucking cowardly babies. Grow the fuck up.
>>152800144>The only reason you're miserable is because you choose to be.Suicide is not the answer, anon. No matter how bad you think life has gotten, there is always a path out of the pit you currently find yourself in.Please call your national suicide hotline if you need help.
>>152799863>Why do people assume this projection stuffPic related seems to suggest he had a plan to draw from some life experiences. Then we got an adopting a cat arc that was clearly a bunch of normal cat owner jokes. Then a poverty jokes arc with a bunch of silly life hacks that only look like slight exaggerations from what it’s like being dirt poor. And a Sopranos arc and a Star Trek arc that really felt like he was making jokes out of whatever tv shows he happened to be warching. And then, most notably, at the same time Bee’s name got dropped, a piece of art that didn’t look like Ronnie’s normal style was posted and signed “art by Ronnie and Bee.” Suggesting the character is to some degree modeled after or at least shares a name with a real person. This is the big one. This is why people talk about Ronnie’s irl gf as though they are certain he must really be dating someone.I don’t think every page is based directly on some literal thing that happened to him the day before or anything. You’re right that his past comic gfs were made up. But I think it’s fair to assume there’s some amount of projection going on.
>>152800107I really think most of those posts are one guy.
>>152800336You're talking about the post you quoted, right? Yeah, it's really pathetic.
>>152797007better chimp than SIMP
>>152799661damn, ROnnie predicted trannies
>>152800029as a dumb cunt, which is her usual outfit
>>152765738Ronnie is based
I have not been enjoying revival Whomp very much.
>>152801051I don't think anyone really has.
>>152801051Your comment has been duly noted.We thank you for your contribution to this thread.
>>152801051Its the constant "boohoo i'm a lonely anime loving fatty, boohoo if only i had s cutie gf so i wouldnt be so lonely!"Okay Ronnie, we get it. Now back to the normal comics.
>>152801051blame this quirk chungus leddit incarnate woman plotting to steal ronnie's soul.
>>152801395This. I don't mind him getting a girlfriend in the comic, but it's been nothing BUT Bee comics since the start of the year, and I'm getting Bee fatigue. Even in his older girlfriend arcs he took breaks from girlfriend stuff to do regular comics.
>>152801051>>152801255I have! :D
Say what you want, but it's been a while since Whomp had frequent threads with a lot of posts. Don't worry anons, you'll have a gf someday too
>>152801515>Don't worry anons, you'll have a gf someday toopast a certain age it's almost guaranteed you never will and will die a virgin alone if you don't pay a prostitute. like statistically i'm almost positive the further you get into your late twenties to early thirties the odds are against you and you're more likely to just never be in a relationship. that's a fact.
>>152801545have this lil beagle as a consolation prize then
>>152801515>Don't worry anons, you'll have a gf someday toolollmaoThe only options I have left are humanoid robots and brain uploads.
>>152801599i'd rather normalfags not see not being able to socialize at all or acquire sex and relationships as a moral failing and the fault of the man, and more a sign that certain types of men will universally just always be unappealing to all women. even if they try their hardest to be fit, have perfect hygiene, dress well. some men just have fundamentally broken brains and personalities when it comes to the type of men women want to be with. not even women on the spectrum want men on the spectrum, and men on the spectrum are worlds more likely to never date and die virgins while it barely affects the women. if you are not a certain sort of man physically or personality wise it is likely you will struggle your entire life getting any woman to see you as an actual flesh and blood human, even just friends material. it will always be a struggle. women just don't like neurotic, anxious, or autistic men.
>>152801678>women just don't like neurotic, anxious, or autistic men.i forgot to add if you are also unattractive and not tall. plenty of women are willing to see past personality issues and worse if you make their pussy tingle i will add.
>>152801678no one likes a self-defeatist whiner
>>152801733if you get nothing but negativity or cold indifference back in life no matter how positive and hopeful you try to be why do you expect a flesh and blood man with real feelings and emotions to not as some point just get battered down in the dirt and feel like they're truly as disgusting, hopeless, unattractive, and unlovable as the whole world has always treated them since childhood. you act like this isn't something that grinds away at you your entire life and that men who were just given a shit hand are supposed to be endlessly optimistic for... no reason? no reward? while they look around and see abusive and awful men effortlessly get women since HS. seeing near every other man socialize and effortlessly move through life with the ability to get close to people and women, it breaks you at a certain point and makes you feel like if something is so broken in you fundamentally that people are never willing to give you a chance for any reason whatsoever, even if you're an open and kind person, then at some point you start believing you are genuinely better off alone and undeserving of love and affection. since it's all you know and all society gave back to you despite your best efforts your whole life.
>>152801787I don't understand why you think women don't get this same treatment. Sure, it's mostly autistic and fat women, but they deal with the same shit you losers do.Also, if you haven't roped yet, then keep trying in the relationship department. That's the best advice I can give. Nothing in life is easy, including finding romance.
As you get older there's a strategy for still getting what you need, for both men and women.
>>152787268he's going to ask odo to shapeshift into Seven first
>>152801787if you have such a shit view of life how do you expect people to want to hang with you? sounds like you trapped yourself into a vicious circle of negativitydon't even worry yourself about socializing right now, clearly it gives you much anxiety
>>152801832>Sure, it's mostly autistic and fat womeni see endless autistic and fat women with men and friends. literally women who smell like shit. women across the board have a significant advantage when it comes to the realm of socializing and relationships. you can't compare the struggles, if a woman is struggling in this way it's her own conscious choice. since western society coddles women their whole lives and expects men to sink or swim through their own sheer will and grit. else they're a fucking loser. this even extends to the realm of disabled men. >That's the best advice I can give. it's not advice.
>>152786113There are times I wish all boards had thread specific IDs on so I could hide angry retards like you
>>152801843the bottom tier women don't want older virgin men either. what would lead you to believe that?>>152801847>if you have such a shit view of lifei have this view because it's what life and society has always given me back despite just being myself so clearly it's the life and perspective i deserve.
>>152801848Okay, keep whining alone then, making up excuses. You seem tiring, it makes sense no one wants to be around you.
>>152801861>muh bootstrapssomeone who's spiritually a boomer wouldn't get it anyways.
>>152786187>due to his good fortunes>artists just have talent not skill and I'm going to get even thanks to AI >actors are all nepo babies>my lack of success is entirely due to not rolling a natural 20 and not my attitude, aversion to effort, social maladaption or assumption life is like the media I consoomDie mad
>>152801875who are you quoting?
>>152786585I thought something felt familiar
This whole arc has just been really fucking sad and pathetic. Ronnie clearly does not want to be doing this comic anymore.
>>152801881When the post begins quoting another post you're a retard asking that question
>>152802069i never said 90% of that thobeit.
it's so weird and frankly evil that so many people still push the idea that there is a woman out there for every man and give false hope. i don't think there ever was honestly. normalfags once again shown to be evil sociopaths incapable of anything beyond>muh just world tho!!!>muh bootstraps!!!
I'd rather post good Whomps and ignore the loserfags in the thread.
>>152802208yeah all that matters in life as a man is the ability to acquire and keep ownership of pussy else you're a fucking L O S E R. correct.
>>152801991I think (and I could be wrong) that he's not the same guy he was 15 years ago so the same jokes don't come as naturally as they used to. IMHO the way Ber just dropped out of the sky into the comic felt unnatural and her sharing a disturbing number of his visible traits is like a setup for something I don't expect to have a payoff, plus she has no recognizable personality. The Star.Trek strips are okay. It would be funnier to me if Ronnie was stuck in nuTrek where it's no longer his comfort zone because Kurtzman doesn't understand the franchise and actual jokes could happen.I wouldn't mind seeing more of M dude, Runnie Replace, but mainly I'd like to see Bee show some kind of personality.
>>152802247They never offered me this after mine but they did show me the diseased organ
topkek
>>152802183>it's so weird and frankly evil that so many people still push the idea that there is a woman out there for every manBut they're not wrong. Everyone seems to think this means they'll find some woman who is kind and gorgeous and treats them well, but most people are shitty, and therefor deserve a shitty partner. If we're talking about genuine equals, there very much is a woman out there for every man. Most of you are just too ignorant and entitled to actually date the person you deserve.
>>152802349>But they're not wrongthey are.>Most of you are just too ignorant and entitled to actually date the person you deserve.the fact that you automatically think a man is an evil piece of shit who deserves nothing but scorn and malic just because he can't get laid says a lot more about you over anything else.
>>152802320As I said, Ronnie being stuck in Kurtzman hell would be funny
>>152802320>doesn't like Enterprise at all>but does like at least half of VoyagerThis lowered my opinion of Ronnie more than anything else, desu.>>152802371>you automatically think a man is an evil piece of shit who deserves nothing but scorn and malice just because he can't get laidUh, I didn't say that. You did. Be careful with that chip on your shoulder.
>>152802430>but most people are shitty, and therefor deserve a shitty partner. If we're talking about genuine equals, there very much is a woman out there for every man. Most of you are just too ignorant and entitled to actually date the person you deserve.you said that.
>man has issues with attracting women?>clearly he's a piece of shit because bad things only happen to bad people and good honest people never get fucked over by life and are rewarded with sex and women >i am sane
>>152802435Correct. I did say that. But I did not say "a man is an evil piece of shit who deserves nothing but scorn and malice just because he can't get laid". In fact, that doesn't even make sense. You're so blinded by your own incel-rage you can't even keep your thoughts in line.But don't worry. There IS a woman out there for you. She's kinda dumb and angry and has poor reading comprehension and perceives every negative statement as an attack on her person as well. She's exactly the woman you deserve.
>>152765738We need to make "first reply best reply" a thing
>>152802488that woman is getting dicked down as we speak and thinks i'm a gross and weird creeper.
>>152801844More like Kirk, Ronnie strikes me as being in the closet.
>>152765738>So what's the appeal?The appeal of what, Whomp? Go read some old strips and stop embarrassing yourself in public.
