Before this movie is forgotten forever, I just want to say: Snake sexo.
They look like vegetables
>>152766793Carrot, and 2 types of zucchinis.
>>152766647when does it come out
>>152766647Set in North America has South America snakes
snakes don't have external saber teeth
>The reptile queens commanding an army of snakes to restrain you while using advanced forms of interrogation through stimulation.
>>152768282Neither do fucking butterflies?!
>>152766647deliciousss
>>152768309don't be a retarded drooling faggot on purpose. You know exactly what is the problem there, you piece of shit.
>>152768282Snakes don't want to fuck you either.
>>152768442I once saw a video of a man and a ball python. The man somehow managed to fit his cock easily inside this ball python's cloaca. Craziest part of this is how calm this snake was about it. It appears as if this wasn't their first time, this was clearly a practiced act. I'm sure God never meant for this sort of thing to be possible, but it happened all the same, and this video is forever burned into my mind.
>>152768726>God never meant for this sort of thing to be possibleBut He did doe?
>>152768726I miss 8ch. And 7ch.
>>152768726I wish I wasn't a feralfag because I'm just normal curious about this stuffI don't have any plausible deniability for animal anatomy anymore and it sucks
>>152768726that’s the kind of shit that got us kicked out of eden
>>152768881>>152768726I guess such videos was why 8ch was created really, and freeze peach was a smoke screen.
>>152768939Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to stay brain dead biology class pets living in a terrarium for all of eternity for an autistic demiurge?
>>152769021
>>152769021Yeah, sounds comfy really. Get to spend all your time having sex with your dedicated QT and paling around with my animal pals.But SOMEONE had to ruin it.
Does the camrip not exist yet or am I just sucking at finding it? Movie's been out for days.
>>152766647would
>>152766647If the Hoppers filmmakers didn't want me gooning to snakes, they shouldn't have given them such sexy voices.
>>152771056OH it's from Hoppers.I assumed the whole time it was from something called Reptile Queens.
>>152766793Probably supposed to make you think of apples, ie. the serpent and the apple in the garden of eden.Also that entire concept is multiple Pokemon already.
>>152766647sssssssexyyy
>>152768726was that the one where the snake is being handled by some lady? that's the one i remember watching as a teen
>>152773746I know exactly the one anon's talking about and trust me, it was just a guy, and that snek was impressively stretchy.
>>152768726I'm not defending bestiality or anything, but there really is something special about the relationship between man and snake.Every day is a struggle for a snake to choose between being on a comfy branch or a warm rock. People are upright and have branches but are also warm. They even have those warm layers for shelter and more warmth. Just by being alive they provide so much comfort.
>>152766647They're the only thing my eyes look towards whenever I see anything of this movie.
snakes don't have eyelids
>>152775242I will slap tits on those nope ropes, I swear to fucking god.
>>152774579You say that suspiciously like you're a snake that's desiring human comfort.>>152773746No, just a guy and a snake in a dark room This Anon knows what I saw. >>152774238 Though looking for the video I found the one with the fat guy with a limp dick and his lady friend handling their giant python that you're talking about, and another newer video with another guy with a large python in a dark room... The one I saw back in the day had a much smaller snake... I'll give it to her though, it was impressive seeing such a small girl take a human sized cock. She was a very stretchy serpent.
>>152774579Arboreal ambush predators like ball pythons are some of the dumbest, most cognitively slow animals people keep as pets. There are probably smarter species of jumping spiders.There's not a lot going on in their heads (especially if they aren't warm - and as soon as you warm them up enough to be active they'll leave and die of hypothermia somewhere in your house if you don't put them back in an enclosure). Snakes being so fucking retarded their intelligence is barely distinguishable from much simpler kinds of life (starfish, for example) is a big part of why scientists thought all reptiles were stupid for a very long time.A tube with a mouth, eyes that can't even blink, and no limbs to manage doesn't have much to think about, so there's not much incentive to spend calories on a competent brain.This compounds for ambush predators, where the extent of the things they need to think about basically boils down to "find a place to wait, grab food when it gets close" and "hide from food/predators." And since camouflage takes very little active effort for any species that isn't a cephalopod (usually mostly has to do with body patterns they were born with and staying still), they're little more than automated food grabbers.In short, their survival strategy is in the same sort of intellectual category as carnivorous plants. They're dumb as shit, people just anthropomorphize them heavily.
>>152766647>>152771056It's been a pretty good few weeks for snake lovers
>>152771056i don't know what this image is from but i really don't like it. chin, nostrils, eyes... it's all wrong and ugly
>>152768726You wanted attention very badly so you brought up a story that you know would disgust everybody.
>>152768726>how calm this snake was about itsnakes are very simple animals. they're bothered by stuff touching their backs or getting in their faces, but constrictors especially often don't care about stuff touching their bellies - even wild ones can be picked up from underneath a lot of the time. i do this regularly to move black rat snakes around my yard when they get into stuff. rarely are they even bothered enough to try to escape.if the snake was cooled down beforehand, she'd barely be able to move, and would react super slowly to everything. even more slowly than snakes usually are. doesn't mean 'practice.'as >>152776176 says, snakes are dumb as bricks.
>>152776805Lemme put you onto peak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRulNQsuYQ
>>152766647YES. FUCK YES. YESYESYESFUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>152777539anon this is a blue boardyou didn't even fucking spoiler it
What?
>>152778053It's a horse with dark brown fur. Unfortunately drawn by someone who puts human hands and feet on anthros because they can't draw anything else.
>>152768939>bible believers will say eve comit the first sin>in reality we got kicked out of eden because adam couldn't resist the snussy
>>152766647Can they suck my dick?But in non painful way?
>>152768726Ok that's enough /co/ for me today.
>>152780144you should see /trash/
>>152768726There’s a reason they’re called BALL pythons.
>>152768726
>>152781264ask etheross
Has any other animated snake ever been this desperate for the BHC?
>>152782286>Savage animals with poison have feelings and are your friendsWhat a crappy message
>>152782475>>Savage animals with poison have feelings and are your friendsjust the cute ones.
>>152781264>>152782138Money... Also I think Ross is sexually attracted to feral animals with human intelligence. Weird huh?
one snake to rule them all
>>152782788One snake to bind them
>>152783898literally the only good part of that entire game
>>152780941kek
there are snakes small enough that you could eat them like pasta
>>152785305Mmm... Forbidden spaghetti...
>>152782475>poisonmost there are venomous, not poisonous. venom is slow to make and reserved for subduing prey - using it in defense is usually a final resort.case in point, most wild snake bites and scorpion stings are from somebody accidentally stepping on them>have feelingsprobably correct, believe it or not. emotion looks to be pretty basal in animal intelligence>friendsas a human you are a very large and dangerous animal, so mostly they probably just hope you'll leave them alone
>>152787063
snakes entire ecology revolve around orgies
>>152787051why is he so mean to the hot snek lady
>>152787162some of them. underground orgies, to be specific. often shared underground spaces with other species, so there's probably interspecies interaction on occasion.a lot of the non-orgy snake species will wrap around a partner for hours while mating.
What'ssss going on in thissss thread?
>>152766647Kill yourself
>>152787278>often shared underground spaces with other species, so there's probably interspecies interaction on occasionjesus... snake society solved racism
>>152787312snex
>>152787506
>>152782286WHY did they give the snake bedroom eyes?
>>152787312
>>152787573
>>152787535If you give them eyelids at all, that's nearly inevitable. Some snakes have immobile ridges over their eyes (timber rattlesnakes look perpetually angry - some of the most kino looking pit vipers, IMO), but no snake species can close its eyes.They often don't have fovea in their eyes, either - they can't see sharp images.Realistic snake representation is a dumb, nearly blind yet unblinking tube with a mouth. The ambush predator snakes spend most of their lives sitting in some place waiting until they're hungry again.>>152787335Many snake genuses are known to hybridize regularly in the wild.
>>152787786Well, that's a yawn.
>>152787815Snakes are sleepy dudes.
>>152768954Where the fuck is part two and who is the artist
hello just wanna say i wanna fuck a talking snake toomale or female, it don't matter
>>152789629Same, strictly female tho i ain't a fag
>>152782286Maddie a cute.
>>152782286You just know Maddie was soaking whenever that guy showed
>>152783898
>>152789803You ever picrel happened at least once?
>>152789845>>152789803>>152783898I don’t think anyone expected that to be the true form of the Thin Men from the first game.
Danger Noodles
>>152790032
>>152790032that poor thing is scared shitless
>>152787786
>>152789038It's called Tales of Advent - The Barrel Serpent by Shane Frost.
>>152782778>MoneyNot certain they're actually different people. Wouldn't be the first etheross alt account to attempt a degree of separation for snake snuff fetishism.
Are there any video games that feature a female snake prominently (other than X-COM)?
>>152791959I don't know as it's gender is ever specified but....
>>152790407>not drawing the vulva mouththis artist is a COWARD
>>152791585i can excuse snexy sneks but i cannot excuse killing them. that's mean.>>152791462isn't this the WIP design for a character in Deadlock that they weren't going to keep anyway?
>>152775786Anon, does there happen to be something inside the snake in your picture that you omitted?
>>152792759Snakes always have things inside them. Mice, eggs, birds, ECT...
>>152768726you just admitted to watch beastiality porn
>>152774771
>>152793013You don't?
Y doo sneks luv hoomans?
>>152791462>>152793637Fanart like this is very funny to me because the tiny community that plays Deadlock seems to have become weirdly attached to Vyper's placeholder model.They made a big autistic (of the tumblr variety) stink about her looking like an X-COM viper.X-COM vipers look cool, dammit. And we're never getting a good X-COM game again.
>>152766647bland ass design
>>152787051source?
>>152766647>Male and female snakes look exactly the same except they have eyelashes and a vagina inside of their cloaca.Zero standard for gooners here.
>>152787051>>152787058Uh which comic has a snexy snake woman in it?
>>152795895from one of the wildc.a.t.s./wildstorm series
>>152795999Let me guess, one off character with no name that never appears again?
>>152795752I fail to see the issue.
>>152794931I'm more than excited for a redesign.
>>152796885That's because you're mentally ill.
>>152796975Not really, no.
>>152795999is there anything more specific or is >>152796225 on the money?because i just read through the first issue of the 1993 stormwatch run and it's kinda ass
>>152797732I think it was just one weird issue or storyline involving an island or whatever of animal people
>>152797778it's got to be INCREDIBLY niche.no reverse image search engine i try gives me any results.
>>152798122all I can help with is the guy character's name is backlash
>>152766647If they can take 2 at once, they can take a single big one. Just saying. Also, turtles have huge dicks, so apparently even a small female turtle can accommodate a human.
>>152798546the way it actually works is each dick can only cum one time and needs a long "reload" time
>>152795999>>152798385found it, it's from "The Kindred II," a STAGGERINGLY furry (there is anthro ass on display like every other page; some of them even get snouts) 4-issue mini from 2002, sequel to a similar 4-issue mini called "The Kindred" from 1996.they also do the "transform into humans sometimes" thing with the kindred. always lame.>>152796225 was completely correct. she is an unnamed character who is, inexplicably, the only one in the entire mini i can find who has a special font for her speech bubbles.she's last seen in camera footage menacing some people in a hallway in the second issue, and then completely forgotten.i do not know how in the hell >>152787051 found this in the first place.
>>152798838from a random furry thread on /co/ back in 2015 if the properties of my picture are correct
didn't DC basically canonically destroy the Wildstorm universe? the best background waifus are the ones from doomed timelines.zealot was in something i read semi-recently but it felt like she'd been pulled out of a hat because the writer liked her character design.
>scaly threadFang from Primal is best scaly wife.
>>152798909it's basic, but I'm a fan of grifter's design mostly because I also prefer cloth face mask cobra commander over metal mirror mask CC
>>152798924Meme character
>>152798955if you're going for a basic look it's easy to make a design worse than Grifter's. ironically compared to how things usually were during my search through Wildstorm books, it's Backlash's costume that sticks out in the mini, not Grifter's. i didn't bother to read the first.the mini is also very badly paced. the b-plot is just an annoying time waster. literally makes zero difference to the a-plot, should've been cut or reworked. the antagonist also just kinda... walks away and the story seems to forget about any and all loose ends there.is Wildstorm normally like that?at least the anthros were cute. look at this goof.
152798996Cry about it
>>152798924i don't know about best but she's a damn good one for sure
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