>What the fuck, are you raping me?
I was gonna...
>>152781751>I couldn't get it up! You're built too much like a girl!
>>152781610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp8Dnjm8bU
>>152781610I can't believe that Gorilla guy caught cancer and died
>>152781811Ackshually gorrllla dicks are notoriously small in relation to their bodies.
>>152781830>>152781843so is it Hammer or Publick who has a thing for hot women with husky man voices?
>>152781900I'd like to think it's a little of option A and a little of option B
>>152781610>Fuck you, gimme a dollar Love this guy. Rip
Reminder that the original version of The Venture Bros' theme absolutely fuckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bdo3-o0u38
>>152781916>>152781900Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Linda Belcher, and The Butt Witch did weird things to me.
>>152781610>Monarch could barely feel ir because Gorillas have small penises
>>152781900>>152781916>>152782115for me it was Butt Witch, best part is Matt Berry's voice isn't even that bad.
>>152781949>nobody told me
Wish they did more with the Serena drama in the movie. The resolution to that felt rushed.
>>152781836Don't smoke
>>152782115Linda definitely opened some doors for me
>>152782249I think it works cause the man voices are so outlandish, it would feel weird if they sounded like a normal guy
>>152782394They spent all that time and so many episodes building up Hank and Serena then they just had her fuck his brother soon after, seemed so entirely pointless.
>>152781830>hey brendan come here and touch these boobs they're amazing
>>152782414It felt really out of character for Dean
>>152782502It felt like the writers were just bored of the idea of a proper relationship so they instead torpedoed it for instant cheap easy drama.AKA soap opera writing.
>>152782414>seemed so entirely pointlessIt's my favorite show but this was a problem multiple times
>>152781751>>152781794>WHAT THE FUCK, KING?!?!
>>152782394>>152782414>>152782502>>152782522Its clear they were planning on getting one more full season to elaborate on things, then had to scramble once AS slashed thier budget and forced them to make it all a single 90ish minute finale movie.
>>152781610>Wait a second, this isnt even my cell! What, did you just take me back to your place?!>I got porn here. It helps.....
>>152782411this is depressing and horrific
>>152782730Such is life
>>152782680Love the call back.
>>152782830>I could see it in his eyes. He was just some dumb kid who had gotten in WAY over his head, and I knew that if I let him go, just this one time, he'd never do it again.>but then I thought, "...eh........kill 'im."
>>152783442>Jonas helped fake the moon landing with Coppola...........why? This is a world with three honest to god fully functional space stations the size of a small city. Why not use all that super science to, you know, actually put guys on the Moon?
>>152782388the absolute guilt-ridden and sheepishly way he repeats that when everyone is just glaring at him never ceases to make me laugh
>>152783535Shit writing
>>152783535I'm sure the all money that it would have taken to get to the moon was put to a good cause.
>>152783535>Coppola Isn't that Kubrick?
>>152783535Clearly they needed some specific shots and didn't want to have to deal with all the phantom spacemen up there on the lunar surface
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>>152783572Who gets someone a whole carton of cigarettes for thier birthday as is? Like even if they do smoke, the fuck kind of gift is that?
>>152783535It's cheaper.
>>152783699It's a joke gift calling back to their time in prison.
>>152783612>all of it paid to hookers and blow for Jonas and JFK's months long benderGod Bless America
>>152783535They didn’t fake it, they just made a fake version in case the real crew were killed by ayys so there wouldnt be a mass panic and the commies wouldn’t think they won.
>>152782414>>152782502dean fucking serena wasn’t out of character. serena was horny as fuck because hank couldn’t get it up and dean was horny as fuck. what made the whole cheating drama bad was the shitty resolution and mystery murder bear
>>152784030>inadvertently loose your virginity to your half-brother's motherBe completely honest, /co/: could you live with it?
>>152783535Look, man, the original Moon Landing was a fucking disaster, and they had to do a rush job to cover it up. No one wants to see the small town's worth of people you send up there disavow their Earth Citizenship and become the equivalent of a hippie commune.
>>152784093With enough compartmentalization...maybe
>>152783699Practical or low-key gifts like that are the best kind
>>152784093Absolutely not. Hank made the right call with the brain wipe
>>152783971>episode earlier in the season had the bit where future versions of Rusty and Billy pop into the present and see present!Rusty and Monarch>future!Rusty manages to get out a confused "....Malcolm?" to Monarch before he gets yanked back into the timestream/plot of whatever was happeningScare Bear was supposed to be a time traveling Hank or Dean and knew where to find both during the snowstorm, mark my words. It irks me so much that they axed the final season and had to leave us with all these unanswered questions
>>152784093i' could impregnate my half-brother's mom, and make him a nice half-sister/half-niece or half-brother/half-nephew. These labels could get complicated. How did the Hapsburgs deal with this?
>>152784601The trick is to become your own grandpa
>>152781830>>152781843>>152781916The girls were fine except for the mannish voices. The mannish voices killed my boner.
>>152782401Cigar?
>>152783535eh, the portal aliens probably told him not to go there, the whole point of making the Kubrick meme in the first place is that he'd made the first not-totally-shitty space movie perhaps ever the year before the actual moon landing, in which the moon is heavily featured, and there were a LOT of people taking hallucinogens/anxiogens not just recreationally, but as functional addicts by that time, and you couldn't just pop a cassette in the VCR for another decade to satisfy your bullshit paranoia, so instead they wrote about it and gossiped about itwe talk a lot about how the dosages have gone up since the 1960s so your weed today is several orders of magnitude stronger than common strains then (tho that may not in fact be true, just an artefact of testing), but even if that's true there were literal Cheech & Chong types floating around then, people who just never stopped self-medicating, ever; it's not that nobody knew what that was or that it was bad for you, it's that it was seen as normal and kind of macho, in the way that alcoholism sort of was at the time
>>152782680I thought at the time the blue guy might be Sovereign before he became the Sovereign, but now I'm thinking Eon (taking tiger mountain)I wonder if Sovereign was the tiger at this point
>>152781830>>152781843Venture Bros creators were somehow both the gayest and straightest showrunners of their time. It's an impressive balance to strike.
>>152783699Dude, that's like a $100 gift right there.
>>152781610How tight do you think The Monarch must be?
>>152784093No especially because in that circumstance, Hank is getting laid because of how similar he is to his dad and her obsession with the Rusty Venture Show. Wiping his mind was the right decision
>>152783572And keep in mind someone gave him this shirt and he was laughing.
>>152783572and yet the fact that he chose to stay and face that is kind of impressive.
>>152782574Maybe don't bank on your wishy washy network giving you seven more seasons to wrap up your plot lines.
>>152787198PLEASE tell me they sold this as part of the T-Shirt Club
>>152783535Moon ghosts
>>152783699Cigars and they were cellies, smokes fetch a decent price in prison
>>152787258It really is, its my favorite part of the scene.
>>152783572Hey princess tinyfeet
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>>152781610I'm disappointed a girl who Rusty was jnto and also had a past with Sheila was only used one episode
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>>152789561I genuinely believe if someone makes Venture Bros art, they are a good person.
>>152782394Iirc they were planning on it but cut it for time
>>152789651>on it but cut it for timeLiterally on the cutting room floor when writing. They didn't even make storyboards. I guess that's what sucks it was a movie and not a season.
>>152789661Yeah, the stuff with the Triad in Jersey was mostly irrelevant, they should have cut that instead
>>152789699I actually wish they had more of the triad in it
>>152781900>Man voices >No gross its funny tho because its so jarring and kinda surreal absolutely not what you would imagine coming out of that mouth&body(tranny pretending they can have a female voice is 900000000001X worse tho. That shit rapes my ears and causes them to vomit.) Husky/Deepish voices>SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOThe OG va for huntress wizard, SEXOOOOO, her second well third va is so bad I couldnt stand her burst of autism fits. Maybe if it was her OG va I would have liked Fionna&cake season 2 more. The Japanese VA for Suruga Monkey-Demands-Mating-Press Kanbaru ,ULTRAAAAAAAAAAA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Legit if I woke up hearing her voice near my ear in bed. I will never get tired of slamming her knees under her armpits and going full on unga bunga ape mode bashing her cervix like a super nova till my balls shatter sucking in on themselves imploding and forming a blackhole. That womans voice does things to my brain man I dont even understand why, but just listening to her talk makes my brain go sexxxxxooo sexooo sexooooooooooooooooooo.
>>152782502it's not OOC for dean because Dean is the most Rusty like of either brother, total doc move.
>>152789890crunge post, but based taket. watched hercules and meg's voice made me hard
>>152789789One of my favorite parts of the show, if not my favorite. Really feels like they got fucked over in the last couple of seasons
>>152784874Still dont smoke
So the stuff about Hank being circumcised, is it meant to be nonsensical? Like, because he's not actually an individual but more like a series of clones led to believe they're one person, he shouldn't be circumcised in the first place?
>>152791108It's been brought up before. Billy mentioned doing his circumcision on Hank, Hank gasp and then says "you fondled clone Hank!"
>>152782249Matt Berry is a treasure
>>152791150Why. . . Is there a monarch theme cheerleading outfit?
>>152791116But why even bother? It's a riskier and far less advantageous procedure than what people pretend it is, so there really isn't a point in doing it every time. Considering Hank is retarded enough to have a head full of misconceptions and doesn't really question why he often wakes up with memory gaps several weeks long, it's not like it's necessary to sell the illusion fir him.
>>152791193Well if their trying to keep consistency between the clones for memory sake then it make sense to circumcise Hank again even if it would feel redundant given how many times he and Dean have died. Oddly we know from the movie that Doc isn't circumcised so it's strange that he would insist that Hank is.
>>152791193>>152791335You know what, I take it back. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong but I believe I mixed up the surgeries. Billy was the twisted ball (Testicular torsion)Hank circumcision was done by the village in the twin episode. I believe the twins even said "eeew" after
>>152782980So what happened to Ritchie Valens?
>>152781996iirc they only made this a cartoon for the music so the music better rip
>>152787198I really miss that we can't just have characters whose entire personality is "gay rapist" without it being a source of drama any more.
>>152791372>I believe the twins even said "eeew" afterOther way around, they're disgusted that Dean isn't. Which has always bothered me, since they're supposed to be English.
>>152782502Not really, both of the brothers were feeling isolated from their families moving to New York.Hank’s isolation was more emotional which is why he tried to squeeze it out of the only person available while Dean was isolated from the super science lifestyle so he was desperate to do anything to escape it, even fucking his bros girl (Who also related with him personally more than Hank).The ironic thing about it is they bonded because he was more mature and then he proceeded to do the least mature thing possible by cheating. Venture family is a mess
>>152791387He went on to become the mariachi themed supervillain Guitaro-Man
>>152782502>>152791061I just now realized something >Monarch's original grudge against Rusty stemmed from his mistaken belief that Rusty slept with his then girlfriend Debbie back in college>almost perfectly mirroring Hank and Dean's split over Dean actually sleeping with Hank's gf SerenaHank was in the middle of his supervillian orgin story until Debbie's mom talked him down. Also bolsters my theory that Scare Bear was an alternate/time displaced Hank: he found Hank in the snowstorm and brought him to Dean and Serena because he was ensuring his own existence would come to pass
>Not today, Rusty... Not today...
>>152791720>Debbie's momYou can't blame Rusty for crushing on her.
>>152791188Why not?
>>152791188Come on, it’s pretty obvious, that’s like 5 minutes of heaven right there
>>152791842>Jonas had a friend that would periodically attempt murder against his own son, likely because he knew Jonas would just print a new Rusty if the gun ever actually fired
>>152791072Cigar?
>>152784662>Uncle to niece
>>152791116No Billy mentioned the testicular torsion surgery
>>152792015Thinking about it: you think Action Man ever had to put down Rustys who were too fucked up to keep adventuring, and the "not today" thing was his psychotic way of keeping it routine/numbing it in his mind?
>>152792109FINE, YES, GIVE ME A FUCKING CIGAR!>>152792266Probably not since his brain was fried by all the drugs he was taking to keep up his Action Man persona.
>>152792266I'm pretty sure he had the same super soldier formula as Sergeant Hatred
>>152792266Undoubtably a few Rusty's got mercy killed out in some god forsaken jungle during adventures. Why bother caring them out when you have a fresh Rusty you could pop out of the oven when you get home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZjQwHJFJY
>>152783535But that's the joke
>>152791515The show is written by Americans and I don't think most Americans realise how uncommon circumcision is outside of muslim countries, or that theirs is just about the only western country where it's considered normal because the cornflakes quack told people masturbation leads to blindless.
>>152781843>what is easily the ass of a teenagerHow do the creators know what a teenager’s ass is like?
>>152791188Guy has a floating butterfly cocoon, a sexy cheerleader outfit is nothing by comparison.
>>152793754Not for nothing but it helps keeps things cleaner down there, and it's hardly a big loss, all told.
>>152793856Fun fact: 100% of all legal adults were once teenagers at some point in thier lives
>>152792266Funny you should mention that
>>152794460Damn
Does Rusty even have a mother or is he just a remixed Jonas clone?
>>152794546There is a Rusty born from a woman, he is either dead or was taken away and hidden.
>>152794546Finale movie confirmed that Rusty himself has no idea who his mother is, if he even has one. Knowing Jonas, it was likely a one off fling that produced Rusty and Jonas likely never once saw her ever again. Probably just had the whole orphan in a basket bit happen with a note saying "Here, he's your problem now"
>>152794507Its odd that this was the bit that legitimately(ish) informed me as to what Andy Warhol was actually like. Before that episode aired all I knew about him was his artwork, and even that was just the Campbell's soup and the Marilyn Monroe paintings
>>152794546With the among of oats Jonas sowed it could be literally anyone
>>152794694I thought he was supposed to be a parody of Lou Reed and Robert Maplethorp
>>152794656I mean given how fucked up things are in his world, it's probably either Bobbi St Simone in some kind of awful echo of Hank/Nikki/Rusty or it's Mz. Quymn
>>152794546Doesn't he sort of have to have been an actual birth, given everything about Jonas Jr.? Or did I miss some twist on that origin?
>>152782669>Killinger in the background
Sad they introduced the best villain for a single movie. Give us a comic book, at least
>>152795035Is Debbie just a more unhinged Fem Hank?
The investors plotline was a whole lot of nothing
>>152794757The whole of the Doom Factory was a strait up parody of Warhol and all the artist friends that would be around his studio, which was nicknamed "The Factory" by his peers
>>152795041She's the logical conclusion of Hank in that she's what he would end up like if he never gave up the "boy adventurer" lifestyle: a spoiled entitled brat that just wants to keep playing make believe with thier action figures forever. Its unfortunate for both that they happen to live in a world where that actually translates into a viable career path
>>152782588AHALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAlalalalala...
>>152795219i dont understand this message or point. the literal entirety of the venture bros universe is filled with manchildren who keep playing until they get too old or get themselves killed. the only person who mostly leaves this life was Venture JR and that was just by not holding grudges and sheer talent
>>152794832I wouldn't be surprised if the Rusty clone tank was full of Rustys and our Rusty ate the one closest to him.
>>152781610You think JJ knew about Rusty being a clone?
>>152795656I doubt it
>>152781843>>152781916This show is tranny normalization propaganda and it makes me want to troon out and fuck chasers.
>>152783699It was meant to be a joke, but some dickhead didn't bother to tell Malcolm his old inmate friend was deathly ill. Seriously, who does that? Even if they assumed Malcolm knew, they would have surely brought it up to him if he had talked to someone prior to visiting King
>>152795656Unlikely, though odds are he that if he did, he'd probably just look at it with the same positives as Hank.>Our old man... what a card, huh? Cloning his own son so many times that the final one spawned a bonus? Only with the Venture family, am I right, Rust?>Yea, wonderful. 40 something years of nightmarish visions, possible Oedipus complex fantasies, and then the second worst tumor of my entire life... greeeeat.
>>152795150I think it was amusing for what it was, and while we don't know the full extent of their actions, we can assume they influenced a lot of the Guild's behavior over the last decade or two prior to the Sovereign's downfall. The fact that they were related to Killinger, either being literal brothers or just related by godhood added some insight into exactly what Killinger is. He seems to enjoy helping bring out the best in people, while the Investors were presumably interested in sowing discourse and reaping the benefits, either through money, chaos, or both if things went as planned.
>>152795974>>152795677I get it but i think maybe he did, like maybe it's just laying around written down somewhere on Spider-Skull Island, or he figured it out from the tank setup at the compound because he's smart. JJ doesn't strike me as the type to want to artificially prolong his time. Whereas Jonas, he definitely would have. In fact it's a little surprising he didn't get cloned, other than the fact he was left in the PROBLEM. it seems like the kind of backup that would occur to him as perfectly natural, given he was already cloning Rusty and backing up his mind on the learning beds.
>>152795656I think it depends whether or not 1) JJ knew Hank and Dean were clones, and 2) whether Rusty knew he was a clone.Based on the movie's ending Rusty doesn't seem surprised to learn he has a clone yet we get very little time to reflect on it, so we don't know for sure if he learned just then he had clones or whether or not he was one. If we assume he knew about his own clones and that he himself had been cloned already, then it depends on if Rusty told JJ the boys were clones or if he lied about them dying, which realistically he would have gotten browbeat into squealing. So ultimately "yes probably but we don't know if Rusty knew"
>>152795884Counterpoint: it's still on Malcolm for not taking back the gift and explaining the situation after learning, but I guess he was just too stunned to think about it
>>152796723VBs cloning rules operate on realistic cell growth - ie, a clone has to age naturally and can't be rapidly accelerated to maturity. Jonas was already too old to get the full benefit of the tech
>>152797161I would like to assume he said something to King after, provided the guests didn't chase him off. Still though, who doesn't tell someone an important thing like "this guy has fucking cancer, better be mindful what you say and do" to another person? Even Sheila didn't know, and she's more sociable than Malcolm is.
>>152797197Pretty sure you can rush the clone, though without memories, they're basically a giant baby, as seen with that kid who got ripped up by the gorillas and Rusty had to throw together an emergency clone slug
>>152795514But they ultimately only make up a small corner of society that's more or less self contained while the rest of the world continues onward and upward. Everyone we've seen thats only tangential or entirely uninvolved with super science shit we're just regular people rolling thier eyes at the loonies in thier costumes playing cops and robbers.
>>152795150So was the ORB, and in a way that's the point.
