>an hero>isekai as roach>fall in love with literal whore stray cat>get mad when she is abused and fucked by a known abuser>get bullied by the guy fucking her>plead with her to change her ways>she fucks another guy>guy abuses her>beg her to change her ways>go back to the first abusive guy to fuck>fail to an hero>seethe until you find out she's pregnant>beg her to change her ways>she finally becomes a housecat to take care of her kittens>doesn't want to see you anymore>eventually abandons her kids to run around with the abuser again>convince yourself that you love her for being an awful whore and accept being just friendsthis is the synopsis of the entire movie. is there a bigger cuck in all of fiction than Archie the Roach?
Haven't seen movie, but sounds like he started from a place of oneitis, and finally learned to let the whore fuck her own life up without it being his problem. Crazy this was acceptable as a kids movie. Different times.
Neat that the original book of Archy and Mehitabel had George Herriman do the illustrations (he was specifically sought out in fact).
>>152787049I think it's important for boys to learn early in life that some women are simply on a whole different plane than you (this is both a good and bad thing)
>>152787049It is literally his own fault for falling in love with the first interesting woman he meets. Simp mentality where the concept of love is at first sight and not trials of courtmanship between two people.
>>152787049Karma's a bitch, huh?
>>152787049Toujours gai
>>152787375Pretty much this. If having a phase of sleeping with twinks has taught me anything it is that even the most effeminate men still think like men and are no where near the way a woman processes things. As soon as you understand that you will never fully understand a woman you quickly learn how to deal with as well as get along with them. The old backhanded saying of:>the wife is always rightis grounded in that understanding. No matter how much you try a woman's reasoning will always be derived from a perspective foreign to your own. That is why when a woman does retarded things you often need another woman to knock sense into them. Some women deny it, but some of the smartest women I know have whole heartedly wore it on their sleeve that women are fundamentally different from men on a neurological level.
>>152787049When you find out it is all based on a comedic newspaper comic strip in the 1910s through to the 1920s all of it is far more sensical than an actual relationship drama story. The joke is she is a dumb mangy alley cat who thinks she is a reincarnated cleopatra who is friends with a literal roach free verse poet who were seen as pretentious at the time
>>152787375>I think it's important for boys to learn early in life that some women are simply on a whole different plane than you (this is both a good and bad thing)How many little boys do you think warxh this ans come to this conclusion versus warch this and make up ideas on how to help the roach ans cat? Something like kill the two asshole cats?
>>152788812I don't think kids think much of anything when watching something beyond how the bad guys should be blown up with lazers
>>152788688>is grounded in that understanding. No matter how much you try a woman's reasoning will always be derived from a perspective foreign to your own. That is why when a woman does retarded things you often need another woman to knock sense into them. Some women deny it, but some of the smartest women I know have whole heartedly wore it on their sleeve that women are fundamentally different from men on a neurological levelNot in this specific case. Outcome would be the same if you changed the genders.He's a bug. She's a cat. She wasnt going to sleep with a little ugly bug. And of course she pursued the hottest men available to her.You could reverse the genders and the outcome would be the same. You could have a story where a little hideous troll woman meets a handsome farm hand who meets two beutiful but wicked witches. Of course he will fuck the witches and not the ugly cave troll. You could even go as far as having the witches cast a spell where he births the babies and not them. The bigger issue with shit like this is that entertainment always uses men for stories like this. They could just as well use women. But no one wants to watch ugly women do shit
>>152788842>He's a bug. She's a catNo shit
>>152788842>You could have a story where a little hideous troll woman meets a handsome farm hand who meets two beutiful but wicked witches. Of course he will fuck the witches and not the ugly cave troll.I want to see this
>>152788872Someone should make itPeople make this shit where some little goblin of a man pines after a morr attractive woman who gets mistreated by two guys that look better than the first man and want to act like she should have dated the uglier first guy.But people rarely do that. Man or woman.Its not an issue of the woman being atupid or the nature of women. Its people. We all want to fuck hot peopleI feel like ancient people used to be honest about this. Warning men of sirens and temptresses
>>152787049This is supposed to be tragicomedy, you autist. Don't take it seriously.Also cat is hot.
>>152788812I was taught growing up that suicide gets you sent straight to Hell, so as a kid I actually thought Archy got off too easy.
>>152787049I-can-save-her-itis is a latent but terminal disease that is present in most men. It flares up like a cold sore, and the remedy is the same - avoid other people and stay at home when you get it. Don't scratch that itch, smother it and let it fade.
>>152787319This is just Krazy and Bum Bill Bee, ha, I like that.
>>152790014that's a fine ass cat
Wasn't she supposed to be the reincarnation of cleopatra or something?
>>152787319I found this excerpt from the original poems this story came from and thought it worth sharing. 1/2well bossmehitabel the cathas reappeared in her oldhaunts with aflock of kittensthree of them this timearchy she says to meyesterdaythe life of a femaleartist is continuallyhampered what in hellhave i done to deserveall these kittensi look back on my lifeand it seems to me to bejust one damned kittenafter anotheri am a dancer archyand my only prayeris to be allowedto give my best to my artbut just as i feelthat i am succeedingin my life workalong comes another batchof these damned kittensit is not archythat i am shy on mother lovegod knows i care forthe sweet little thingscurse thembut am i never to be allowedto live my own lifei have purposely avoidedmatrimony in the interestsof the higher lifebut i might justas well have been a domesticslave for all the freedomi have gainedi hope none of themgets run over byan automobilemy heart would bleedif anything happenedto them and i found it outbut it isn t fair archyit isn t fairthese damned tom cats have allthe fun and freedomif i was like some of thesegreen eyed feline vamps i knowi would simply walk out on thebunch of them andlet them shift for themselves
This is pretty good, I'll have to find a copy of the book myself. >>1527930372/2but i am not that kindarchy i am full of mother lovemy kindness has alwaysbeen my cursea tender heart is the cross i bearself sacrifice always and foreveris my motto damn themi will make a homefor the sweet innocentlittle thingsunless of course providencein his wisdom should removethem they are livingjust now in an abandonedgarbage can just behinda made over stable in greenwichvillage and if it rainedinto the can before i couldget back and rescue themi am afraid the littledears might drownit makes me shudder justto think of itof course if i were a family catthey would probablybe drowned anyhowsometimes i thinkthe kinder thing would befor me to carry thesweet little thingsover to the riverand drop them in myselfbut a mother s love archyis so unreasonablesomething always prevents methese terribleconflicts are alwayspresenting themselvesto the artistthe eternal strugglebetween art and life archyis something fiercemy what a dramatic life i have livedone moment up the nextmoment down againbut always gay archy always gayand always the lady tooin spite of hellwell boss it willbe interesting to notejust how mehitabelworks out her present problema dark mystery still broodsover the mannerin which the formerfamily of three kittensdisappearedone day she was taking to meof the kittensand the next day when i askedher about themshe said innocentlywhat kittensinterrogation pointand that was alli could ever get outof her on the subjectwe had a heavy rainright after she spoke to mebut probably that garbage canleaks so the kittenshave not yetbeen drownedarchy
>>152793070She sounds like a selfish cunt
>>152794186well, duh!
>>152787303>>152787319>>152793070>George Herriman mentioned
>>152787303>>152787319One thing for sure, goin from the original strips to the animated design is one hell of a leap. >>152787049>>152790014
>>15279451870s coom brains were on another level!
>>152790014Yes some men think they can be captain save a hoe
>>152787049cute pussy
>>152787049It’s a Cold War era French animation. What did you expect?
>>152791668WAS she?
>>152787049I've seen is said that this exists in 1080p on Netflix. Would anyone happen to have a link to a mega?
>>152787049Why is the telephone so big
I don't care about women. Who's laughing now?
>>152787049Yeah. Even just reading the Wikipedia page is fucked up. Some guys just can't learn to leave a hoe alone.
>>152787049Cool. What is this?
>>152801954A nimation
>>152790014Very true, it is a social and mental death spiral for men who think they can save women who want to keep making bad decisions. They do it because they crave their own path. The same reason men do things. They are their own person and you can no more change a man than you can save a woman who don't want to be saved. They make their choices because it is their to make.
>>152787049Trailerhttps://youtu.be/EZxVPi1JWLwMoviehttps://youtu.be/tJUdojAevqY
>>152803459There was no way to go to a movie like this without immediately outing yourself as a furry.
>>152787225>>152803459I think that's the best way to enjoy this movie: Never forget that it was G rated.
>>152804428Wait, that's not a tail. That's a plug.
>>152804428plappable
>>152787049>Shinbone Alley is a 1970 American independent[1] animated musical comedy film based on the Joe Darion, Mel Brooks, and George Kleinsinger musical of the same name Huh. I had no idea Mel Brooks was a /co/ creator after all!
>>152805492Hhhot.
I'm sorry, but Carol Channing's voice is an absolute boner killer.
>>152787049Weird movie...
