>hehhehheh yeah this thread's gonna rule
>Shut the fuck up beavis you dumb furry faggot, uhuhhuhuh.
Everytime I make a bread the jannies delete it
So Beavis is clearly supposed to be stupider than Butthead, right? They're both retards but Beavis is a notch lower than Butthead at the bottom of the totem pole.
>>152789473They're close but yeah he's kinder but is completely illiterate. Butthead can at least sort of read at a preschool level.
>>152789473>>152789488they gain 15 IQ points each when they're watching music videos
>boobs
>>152789473I always thought Beavis was smarter since he sometimes would point out when they're about to do something really stupid or he would be the one giving a mildly rallying speech but then Butthead would just tell him to shut the hell up
>>152789460What's his power level?
What boards would Beavis and Butthead browse regularly? I mean surely they wouldn't just stick to /s/ and nothing else, right?
Attention /co/Beavis was crying
>>152790692And rekt threads,
>>152790693huhuhuhuh you were moved
>>152789428>implying either of them could get past the captcha
hey how's it goin
This sucks.
>>152789488I liked the episode that showed what they imagined they'd be like grown up. Butthead was just the stereotypical "hot guy, hot wife, hot rod" and Beavis was sitting around in his living room having fun with his little Beavis kids.
>>152790637This is my thoughts as well. Butthead might seem smarter occasionally because he’s more confident and domineering. He actively holds Beavis back sometimes, I think, just to get a little leg up. That doesn’t make Beavis more stupid, just more compliant. Beavis often hints at hidden wisdoms and intelligence and then instantly dismisses them because Butthead tells him to. I think like most things about the show, it just follows the rule of funny. I honestly can’t tell how literate they are even supposed to be. Sometimes they can read perfectly fine, other times they struggle to name their letters. I think it’s impossible to solidly determine which one is smarter or even how smart either of them is supposed to be, because it fluctuates for the sake of whatever joke they’re telling.
>>152791106They could probably get past the current one since you just have to click on the different shape
>>152789428What are the odds these fags end up going Columbine later in life?
>>152791562Very low
>>152790692They would shitpost in the metal generals on /mu/ and the Star Trek generals on /tv/. I can see them also going on /soc/ to score with chicks but they end up meeting troons. They would avoid /pol/ like the plague because they would assume it's about guys' poles.
>>152791562They would shoot themselves not by suicide but sheer stupidity before that happened.
>>152791588Star Trek? I didn't know they had Trekkie episodes
>when you meet your soul mate but fate says fuck off
>>152791735They fucked it up ONLY because they're lazy.
>>152791756Exactly
>>152789428someone is here to visit you
>>152791735I like how Judge never cave in and made these two score. Even in an alternate reality they still couldn't score.
>>152791949I just wish we got more of them besides this episode and in the game Virtual Stupidity
>>152791949As it should beEither of them scoring should result in the immediate erasure of the known universe
>>152791949I like that too, though I admit I wouldn't be bothered if Beavis got to score one day. Butthead, however, should never score.
>>152789473Not necessarily. Beavis is the bottom. He's easily manipulable, but he does show doubts about doing stupid stuff before getting pressured to do it.
>>152792321Smart Beavis did score though. And Smart Butthead got to watch.
>>152789428
>>152793006hehehe YEAH hhehehheh
>>152790671>>152789428beavis canonically jerked off to thomas the tank engine once.
>>152791588>I can see them also going on /soc/ to score with chicks but they end up meeting troons.>erm butthead, these girls have weewees>shut up beavis, that's just what chicks look like down there>hehuhe okay
>>152791562They'd be more likely to be the guys who drive the columbine kids crazy so they shoot up the school, but then are not at the school that day because they're trying to figure out how to download porn at the apple store using their demo iphone 15.
>>152792957Lucky guy.
uhhhh this sucks uhuuhuhuh the threads like about to die and stuff...
>>152791562Beavis and Butthead are not malevolent characters. Butthead just doesn't give a shit about anything, and Beavis doesn't know any better.
>>152791588>they would assume it's about guys' poles.meh think of something funnier. Like idk, they would avoid /pol/ because it would have gay nigger from outer space porn
>>152792012>Here lies Ed Piskor>He tried to score
>>152789473Butthead appears to be the better reader. However sometimes Beavis is the one that has the common sense, like in the movie when he thought jumping out of a car going highway speeds wasn't great.
>>152791588>Beavis ends up on /ck/ and ends up writing legendary greentexts about his time at burgerworld>or they would be if they were legible
>>152791106>>152791540>UHH, CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON!
>>152794889That's your idea of funnier?
>>152789488>>152790637>>152791202>>152792944>>152795277I always thought this was an active joke, too. Butthead's name is literally "Butthead," you'd expect him to be the dumber of the two. The fact that he isn't is comedically subversive.
>>152795911much funnier than guy poles
What would Beavis and Butthead do if you squirted mustard on Beavis' face while he was asleep to see how long it took for him to wake up?
The fact that in the original "timeline" they lived long enough til their 40's is the proof that they are smarthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gx7M8CkMs
>>152796388nah plenty of old people are dumbasses
>>152796388Old Beavis morphed into John Carmack
>>152796388Beavis and Butt-Head making it to adulthood is pure luck and you know it.
>>152796441I mean, that's a running theme of the franchise, right? That Beavis and Butthead are stupid, but they're insanely lucky, too, so in the long run they don't suffer permanent consequences for any of their antics.That's the whole crux of Do America. They bumble through a fucking terrorist plot involving a biological weapon and come out of it completely unscathed. They even get their TV back.
>>152796078>guy polesdidn't he try blowing up scotland?
>>152796487the very reason of why do the universe happened was due to luck too, And Smart Beavis finally scoring at the end
>>152789473Beavis is less educated and less worldly than Butt-Head. He actually has a mom, barely. Butt-head has dick squat for family, so he's got slightly more street smarts. He at least has an INKLING of an idea what things are, and can read a tiny bit.Beavis on the other hand is more reasonable, has more sensible norms, but lacks the confidence to firmly back up how he thinks things are. Their main difference is personality, not intellect.>>152791949the most recent finale was fucking amazing
>>152793006>>152793014>Hey Butt'ed, what's a knee-ger anyway?>Uhh.. I think that's like what rappers call each other. Like because they're always getting into fights, having to use their knees.>Hehe, ohhhh yeah. I've heard that in the videos. But I feel like they don't usually say the R part.>That's cuz it's silent, buttmunch. It's ... Spanish or something.>Ahh Nigarro, Figarro. I want a cigarro.>>152794761Butt-head is definitely a psychopath sometimes. But in his mind it's just a joke, and in fairness, none of his actions have consequences for him.
>>152795967a 'butthead' is more of a jerk than a dunce.>>152796487More like they're a pair of cartoons in a world of more realistic people (which is why their proportions are like that.) They can survive being maimed and their whole shit just resets, they don't have to worry about food and shelter..
>>152797562simply just not true, butthead means you're calling someone dumb or incompetent.
>>152796388My grandma is almost 90 and doesn't believe in Dinosaurs.
>>152797553>>Ahh Nigarro, Figarro. I want a cigarro.
>>152797605i've never heard it used that way. It's much more of a term of reciprocated hostility than insulting domination. It lines up rather similarly with 'shithead.'Yeah you might be referring to someone's idiotic driving, but the part you're focusing on is their inconsiderate stupidity.>>152797669In fairness, that show was only on really briefly. it was easy to miss.
>>152797669>yeah bro there were totally these giant reptiles all over until a giant asteroid came Did L. Ron Hubbard write this?
>>152797553>Ahh Nigarro, Figarro. I want a cigarroHeard it in his fucking voice holy shit
>>152789469your threads must be quality then
>>152791588kek
>>152798027They're remarkably easy and fun to write, but Cornholio-mode is the best. Especially before he goes full shirt-over-head and is more just spicily muttering, not quite there yet...>Are you allegro, my negro? I ate a burrito, I need some Beano. Hmhm, heh.
>>152791202I think the one real constant is that Beavis is generally self-aware that he's dumb, while Butt-Head is a dumb guy who truly believes he's the smartest guy in the room.
>>152791562They are not mentally ill like those columbine faggots, they are just retarded.
FIRE FIRE hehehuhheh yeah this thread is cool yeah heheheh
okay what is the funniest Beavis and Butt-head plot?because to me it's the one where, at a time when parents everywhere are reeing that the TV is giving their kids bad ideas which they go out and mimic, the boys watch Beverly Hillbillies, and decide to go try to strike oil, eventually hitting a septic tank.
>>152798621>okay what is the funniest Beavis and Butt-head plot?Too many to choose with the original run, but from the new episodes I've got to go with the Freaky Friday one where they think they've switched bodies.
>>152798621there might be funnier but them ding dong ditching is so fucking stupid that I could watch it 1000 times and still laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXm13JkXV2E
>>152798621The new season has an episode where Beavis lights a dumpster on fire and summons a primordial fire spirit that talks to him. But instead of telling him to set more stuff on fire, the fire spirit tries to make him do good deeds and become a better person so he calls the restaurant staff to put it out.
>>152798795That was fucking hilariousAlso that was like 2 seasons ago my man.
>>152789473They're both stupid, Butthead is just more of an asshole
>>152798954uhhh i think he meant like... the new series or something uhuhuh
>>152799016hehe, ohhhh yeah...
>>152797553
>>152791106They bought a pass. That's the level of their retardation.
>>152798621Liar Liar
Mr. Van Driessen just being completely unfazed about Bevis and Butthead being in his classroom in the modern era is pretty funny. He's such an idiot.
>>152799257Well yeah he's a hippie
>>152789428Beavis is highly satanic because he worships the false god of fire
>>152799552hey, hows it goin?
>>152799257What's there to be fazed about? They probably just got held back.
>>152791735Such a qt
>>152798621Way Down Mexico Way. Especially the scene where the duo swallows a condom full of drugs and gets high off of them because they weren't tied. The shit they used to get away with back then.
Why didn't they just score with Diarrhea, er, I mean, Daria?
>>152800186Even they have standards
>>152798621I adore the Burger World delivery episode, personally.
>>152798621>original runNo Laughing is probably one of the best ideas they ever had>first revivalthe Massage one is my favorite, but the best was probably Time Machine, which is when they fall asleep on the bus while they're on a school field trip to a pioneer village>second revivalI haven't watched all of the episodes but the Escape Room one was great
>>152789428No Beavis! That's not the /co/ - Comics and Cartoons 4chan image board, that's the Paheal tag list!
>>152799658she owed them sex
>>152797553now that's better
>>152800430heheheh paheal! that name's cool YEAH hehehehh
I really like the polish localization of cornholio as "cocoa satan" which makes it sound as if beavis was some kind of bunghole intruder
>>152798621Nosebleed, Pregnancy Pause, and Die Fly Die are my top 3 from the original run.
>>152789428In what way?
>>152800430Uhuhuhuhuh...shut up, Stewart.
>>152799658i liked the weird girl from the revival
>>152800774Yeah, uhuhuhuh....uhhhhh. what does it mean? Uhuhuhuh.
>>152803590You dumbass, don't you know anything? It means you can see ladies' thingies. and also their heels.
>>152803331
>>152805158
>>152800186Because Daria is literally to them a friend, and Daria literally sees the 2 retards as the best friends she had in Highland because they respected her, and her and the 2 idiots became famous after clinton visited the school and praised the trio, with mc dicker getting his ass kicked by the feds.Also if she ever scored with the two, her rep would be stained forever...Jane on the other hand would do it because she is a insane slut friend.
>>152805239Jane wouldn't even stay in the same room with them. She'd start out trying to observe them, but her fascination would turn into disgust, then fear as she realizes how dangerous it is to be anywhere near these two.That's the funny thing, Daria's more tolerant because compared to her, everyone's an idiot. And she's clever enough to observe that everything B+B get away with is because some onlooker allowed it, or made it worse.
>>152805857Its jane we are talking about, if we ever saw old jane ever showing up in highland, she would do old beavis out of curiosity and because she probably hasn't scored for weeks.
>>152800538Especially after they helped them steal a couple of motorcycles
>>152805857I think Jane would be more sympathetic and tolerant towards Beavis, treatimg him like the harmless simpleton that he is. Butthead would be the one she hates and finds disgusting
>>152789488uhhhhhh, can you like, shut up?
I think Beavis and Butthead are funnier when they're older.
>>152798659>uh hey, hows it going?its the simple things that really work on me man
>>152806049Yeahh that makes sense actually. She might even drive a wedge between them. She's definitely the type to notice the disconnect, and see the abusive, one-sided relationship.then Beavis would light her latest painting on fire and well, that'd be it for him..
wait is the skribbl thread gonna be an hour late because of the time change?
>>152807693do you skribbl my bunghole heheehheh
>>152789428Beavis's pompadour
>>152808957it is pretty impressive, isn't it?it's funny, even when this show first aired, two teenagers wearing shorts all the time seemed kinda weird. Now it's positively bizarre.
>>152798621From the second revival, them hanging at Cody's house. None of the guys are happy about this, yet the parents mistake them for the best of friends. It was a fun dynamic that the show surprisingly underuses, Cody is a great opposite to Stewart.
>>152809016oh yeah Cody's hilarious. nice social commentary without going full 'dang kids these days'
>>152808975have you lived in texas or a southern state? gets hot. also kids who wore basketball shorts all the time where a group.
>>152809501still never see anyone over like 10 wearing shorts. I wore em til 12 and kinda felt ridiculous since I'd hit six feet, but they were comfortable and I hated jeans. Hadn't hit on sweatpants yet.
