>>152791297
I show her where the alcohol is

>>152791297
You just have to put yourself to sleep at that point.

I'm a grown ass man.

>>152791297
aw yeah I'm fucking tonight

>>152791297
Do I get to touch her missing butt cheek?

>>152791297
Can that baby sitt'er on my face?

>>152791297
I'm gonna get molested.

>>152792334
>>152792393
>>152792511
You know god is watching. Do you think he'll approve?

>>152791297
Where have I seen those sunglasses before..

>>152791297
>okay so we play a game called French roulette
>it’s like Russian roulette only with a nerf gun
>w-why does the dart have a tack on the end of it
>there needs to be some danger or else there is no point to the game
>… do your parents know you do this
>yes, why does you think you’re getting paid so much?

bump

>>152791297
So hot, nobody has noticed the coloring error in her leg in 30 years.

>>152792149
... and no children? WHY HAVE YOU CALLED THIS GIRL!? ARE YOU GOING TO-

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>>152791297
Dayum she foyne...