>tall (6'1")>square jaw>jacked>magnetic personality>smartest man on Earth>married to one of the hottest women on Earth>ludicrously wealthy>has superpowers stacked on top of an already bloated resume of awesomeI challenge you to name a cooler, more accomplished character.
>>152792856He's a faggot and a phonyt.Victor
>>152792971lol not even a real doctor. What are Doom's post-nominals, huh?
and a fucken boreno wonder he gets cucked
>>152793003I cannot wrap my head around calling someone a bore when they have, like, thirty separate world saving stories.
>>152792856Yeah, Reed Richards the archetype of the 1950s warrior-scientist, very much in the vein of Buck Rogers or the Lensman guys.
>>152792856>Still can’t turn into a bike
>>152793164I see him as a modern Doc Savage.
>>152793179And Plastic Man can't build a star gate. So nyeh.
>>152792856But with tech like that, he could cure cancer!
>>152793266He doesn't want to cure cancer. He wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
>>152792856>Cant turn into bicycle>His wife is town bicyclePlasticchuds win again
>>152792856nobody owned can be cool
>>152792856He's not that rich.
>>152793413sorry little chang, back to the sweatshop
>>152792856Tony Stark
>>152793784I think that having a building which is basically a nexus for any point in space and time easily compensates for that.
>>152792856If his personality is so magnetic, how can Dr. Doom live halfway across the world from him?
>>152793873>drunk loser that no one respects or trustk
>>152794028KEK
>>152794028This man has had white sideburns for sixty years.
>>152793997Being a drunk loser is one of the most masculine statuses you can achieve
>>152793231He could probably turn into one.
>>152794790>He could turn into a star gate, Julia Benson with even bigger boobs or both
>>152792856>I challenge you to name a cooler, more accomplished character.Batman
>>152795446More accomplished is debatable. Reed has something like twenty doctorates. Bruce has zilch.
>>152792856>tall (6' 2")>square jaw>jacked>magnetic personality>best mage on Earth>married to one of the hottest women on Earth literally ba-dum tss>ludicrously wealthy>has superpowers stacked on top of an already bloated resume of awesomeHalf of these descriptors could apply to 90% of superheroes created before the 2000sAlmost all of them could apply with slight tweaks like the ones I madeI just slotted in my favorite and it worked like a charm
>>152796125Not Wolverine. The only thing he has going for him is he's muscular. And he gets way more pussy than is believable considering what he looks like and how he acts.
>>152796145He does have a square jaw and superpowers. And comes from a ludicrously wealthy family (if adopted). Normies think he’s tall, too, but that’s Jackman’s fault.
>>152796162He's not rich now, though.
>>152795446His bitch dumped him at the altar
>>152796144Yeah but they generally let Reed keep his.
>>152794597namorfags thinks susan would want anything else.
>>152797545In the off chance anyone manages to actually get Sue they're gonna find she's basically ruined. A stretchy husband and two kids?
cringe atheist
>>152794597I must be alone in thinking stretch powers are too gross and goofy to be sexy
>>152797575This panel should be followed up by mephisto popping out and doing scary faces at themReed is retarded to not belive in God when thor and hercules come to hang out with thing Aliens my ass
>>152797728The writer is retarded to not have Reed believe in God because REED MET GOD! He busted Dr Doom out of hell because he was scared Doom would be running the joint. I hate when writers are like this. A lot of famous scientists were more religious than you'd expect.
>>152797561Hot dog down a hallway? Sue wishes she was still that tight. Her two kids practically fell out after the way Reed's stretched her out.
>>152797575Reed: I am le science man, i am le atheist, gods aren't real.Meanwhile, Thor:
>>152798140just an alien who thinks to highly of himself
>>152798150He's earned it.
>>152796144>worked like a charm>not a spellYou had ONE JOB>>152798150Canonically a god who -used- to think too highly of himself, then his god father taught him humility
>>152798320You’re only allowed one dad pun per post, anon. Had I said “spell,” my point would have been made immediately moot by way of extreme cringe.
>>152797728Reed is surrounded by superhumans. Any one of them could be called a "god." Reed doesn't believe in an overarching creator.
>>152797561>>152798076> implying based reed didn't call up pym to get some shrink particles to keep her in her prime
>>152798140Meanwhile, based Thorse
Reed and Medusa should’ve had sex afterwards.
>>152798557I wouldn't call someone based when they're talking mad shit about Thor and Asgard, especially when they're dressed like that, biting Thor's style, and using a magic hammer that was a gift from Odin.
>>152797575>There is no hellReed has literally been to hell.
>>152797575honestly evil thing to tell young children.
>>152798720Given in tribute after he took them by conquest and had given them back, following a line of moral reasoning he arrived at independently. Ubermensch privilege.
>>152798720hammer is magic yes, asgard is a place yes, odin is godlike but not GOD. asgardians are just really powerful space vikings in marvel. bill's entire planet was eaten by galactus, he's allowed to not believe in anything kek
>>152798886Yeah, and you're allowed to suck dick but that doesn't mean you're not a faggot for doing so.
>>152797561>>152794597>Powers that make him a sex god>Still gets cuckedWhy though
>>152797575This jpeg came from hell.
>>tall (6'2")>>squarer jaw>>jackeder>>so charismatic he owns every room he walks into>>most accomplished, capable man on Earth>>fucks all the hottest women on Earth>>even more ludicrously wealthy>>invents whatever superpower he needs at the moment
>>152792856>magnetic personalityReed's a self-obsessed turbo-autist. Still one of my favorite Marvel heroes though.
>>152792856>>152800195weird to me Reed is "the physicist" and Tony "the engineer" when they're both both
>>152800213thats a new invention. classic reed was cool
>>152798937> talking comicshit> suddenly faggot shit enters your brain>>>/lgbt/
>>152793179>>152793407>Wasn't used as a body sized fart bagI think that Reed won
>>152797575>>152797762This was as dumb as Peter having an conversation with TOAA alongside christian themes, only to make him do a deal with Mephisto some issues later
>>152802951everything about TOAA is a concept that could’ve been fun and maybe worked had it not been fully introduced in the 21st century
>>152792856>A genuinely better scientist and engineer>not autistic >Hotter wife>More fun kid>Cooler robot>Fuckin monkey Tom Strong is the goat science adventurer
>>152799748>Doesn't read comics>BUT MUH PORNGet raped
>>152803601He’d like that.
>>152803515>monkewife>hotter>daughter that looks nothing like him Lol. Lmao. Implying even.
>>152804601Tom strong can probably turn into a nike better then you. Also, hes got chest hair and arm hair faggot
>>152804726>haha muh ebin bike 4chanz joke amiright my fellow anons wink wink nudge nudgeJesus Christ shut up you colossal niggerfag. Here's your Plastic Fart.
>>152804726>”he’s got arm hair”>posts a picture in which Tom Strong does not have arm hair
>>152797762>God in the Marvel Universe is just Jack Kirbyheh, I like that
