Drew Pickles grew up in Burbank, California as a gay child. When he was born in 1969, his penis was a whopping five feet long. The doctors called it a very queer birth defect. The penis would grow a lot through Drew's young life, as well as getting harder. When Drew started school at the age of five, his penis was now twenty miles long and he had to keep it rolled up and hiding in his pants out of medical orders. He didn't follow directions well and started having sex with the boys in the classroom during playtime. He also came on the teacher. Drew damaged or destroyed a lot of things with his dick. He even filled up the school's swimming pool with his own cum. Facing lawsuits and death threats from the Los Angeles School District, Drew's dad Lou took him out of school forever after the third grade. This was a mistake that Lou regretted for the rest of his life.
4/10not funny but you made an effort and i can appreciate that
