How much of Emma Frost’s sexiness is real and not an illusion?
>>152797812its mostly real, but i bet she does use some glamour tint when you look at her
So does she shave down there?
>>152797812It's all illusion and she's really some big fat dude who washes once a year at most and dresses like a slob.>>152797883Doubtful, she canonically stinks down there.
>>152797883No. She has it waxed.
>>152797954I'd fingered she'd get the follicles lasered.
>>152797812She say one time "the best body the money could buy", so is SICENCE!
>>152797812shes just a femdom specialist and the reason it works on superhero men is theyre all into powerful women and feeling sexually submissive to contrast how strong they physically come off most the time
>>152797812She’s hot but only for female mutants
>>152797812It's mostly plastic. Nothing natural about Emma's body unless she used the Krakao resurrection modification to make it all natural.
>>152797950>Doubtful, she canonically stinks down there.Imagine taking (shit) bants like that as gospel truth.Do you also think that Triple J and Stormin' Norman are objectively correct about Spider-Man?
>>152798833>Imagine taking (shit) bants like that as gospel truth.Everyone else, including Shaw and Cyclops reacted like they knew it was true, Emma had no comeback at all, like she couldn't argue it, and it's hilarious, so yes, it's canon. Doubly canon for making her waifufags seethe.>Do you also think that Triple J and Stormin' Norman are objectively correct about Spider-Man?Do you actually think Norman has ever been wrong about anything? Maybe that broomstick he used in his first appearance before he got his glider, but nothing else.
>>152797812I think what most people see of her is what she tries to maintain. But if, say, she has a bad hair day, or an acne breakout, or maybe gets a bit too plump, she'll use her powers to keep up the illusion that her looks haven't altered until she rectifies the problem.Scott seems to think that's the "real" her, and since he's fucked her he'd be the one to know.
>>152798864>and since he's fucked herOr she made him think he did while he was actually sticking his dick in a PS3.
>>152798855>Doubly canon for making her waifufags seethe.All the gay shit in comics makes me seethe, too. Do you enjoy how pozzed comics have become? Are you happy Superboy got aged up to be a bottom for some pink haired faggaloon?>Do you actually think Norman has ever been wrong about anything?That time he fucked Mysterio.I also don't really think attacking Asgard when he was leading HAMMER was a good idea; I would've gone after the mutants, personally. Or staged a coup against Obama and shown him what REAL drone striking was all about. Or invaded Canada - Stormin' Norman could've brought about the Day of the Rake (and I say this as a leaf).
>>152798921>All the gay shit in comics makes me seethe, too.I don't want gaywashing in my cape comics, but I don't want Emma Frost in them either, I'll settle for it being canon that she doesn't wash and stinks of pee and dicks.>That time he fucked Mysterio.That's not even what the retcon was. Things that only happened in Mexican memes aren't canon, anon.Even the idea that Norman/Gwen didn't happen is literally "are you actually going to believe what this talking computer says?">I also don't really think attacking Asgard when he was leading HAMMER was a good idea;Well, Loki did use magic to manipulate him into it all. Even Norman can be wrong when it's not his idea.
>>152797812Doesn't shit like this make Emma omega level?
It's plastic
>>152797812The only illusions are tangible, she's spent a lot of money
>>152797812She's basically a 300lbs balding dude in sweatpants.
>>152799009If she could manipulate EVERYBODY'S mind around her to THAT extent then she would be at least as powerful of a telepath as Xavier. It would have to be basically effortless for her, too, because otherwise becoming sufficiently shocked or scared would break her spell on others. I feel like people don't think through such an offhand idea and consider its full implications.
>>152797969>I'd fingeredWe all would Anon but that's not the question being asked.
>>152799082Cameras exist.
>>152799105>>152799138She somehow fooled everyone around her and cameras when she tricked the world into thinking Cyclops was still alive. So the precedent exists for Emma being capable of something like this.
>>152799183Ruby Summers existed, so however fat or balding Emma could be she's still biologically female.
>>152799192I can't even remember if they ever canonically confirmed Emma was her mother or if it was just the obvious intent. If it wasn't stated, maybe someone else was the mother, there was a present-day story around the same time that confirmed she couldn't have kids.Even if it was stated, in a superhero universe there are still a lot of ways Scott Summers and Emmett Frost could have a child via magic or alien tech.
>>152799216And the all female Cuckoos?
How would you feel if it turned out she was always a figment in the imagination of some other psychic mutant, or group thereof?
>>152799229Literally grown in a lab.
Who recalls an X-book relaunch, maybe a decade(?) ago when 2-4 issues in a male X-student privately talked with Emma in sexy garb - psicretly crushing on her?
Honestly, she just doesn't do it for me. I don't know why. Maybe it's because she looks like a giant Barbie doll.
January Jones would make for a great comic character spin-off P.I. series to tv film.
>>152799105>>152799183Have we ever gotten a formal reckoning of just where Emma sits on the power scale of telepaths? It's generically understood that she's "pretty strong," but how does she stack up against Xavier, Jean, Rachel, and so on?
>>152798921what the fuck, did they trace a plastic toy for thisthat looks so fucking weird
>>152797812Didn't she become real after Krakoa? Before that i guess 80% of it was an illusion, and no i'm not talking about psychic powers.
>2020+6why didn't they turn her into a fat black lesbo feminist yet?
>>152800110krakoa rebirth could have given you a personalize body? like getting bigger tits or a bigger dick?
>>152797812It's been real the whole time at this point, solely so that we don't have to think about all the potential writing and art errors that would come if it weren't realEven her canonical breast implants and her natural brown hair that she manually colors to be blond have most likely been removed and become all-natural now with DNA editing following her resurrections
>>152797812It is 100% real. Very few comics offer an unreliable viewer- most are objective third person, so what you see is in fact what you get.
>>152799981Think it's on par with Charles, holds her own against Rachel, gets absolutely slaughtered against Jean.
>>152800547They can always give her this lesbo as a lover..
>>152800765Krakoa can't make Jack Winters here into a real woman, no.