>OH! OH! Tell him he'll never be a woman!>Hehehe, yeah!!!
>>152816418Lets be real, Mordecai would 100% be on Rigby's case if he was jokingly transphobic and be all like "not cool dude". Mordecai is a bona fide basedboy with a touch of dude bro.
>>152816549And Rigby, Chad as he is, would accurately deduce that Mordecai is only saying progressive shit to appear hip for the red slut he is obsessed with.
>>152816751And it turns out the red slut has a penis
>>152816770And it'll be funnier if the red one shoves his penis into Mordecai's throat while Muscleman records the whole thing
This thread went from plausible hypothetical to gay fetish porn real quick.
>>152816418MORDECAI! RIGBY!IF YOU DON'T STOP SHITPOSTING ON THE PARKS WIFI, YOU'RE FIRED
>>152816751You don't know who rigby is
>>152817642that's the average rigbyfag
>>152817595Imagine an episode where Benson specifically has 4chan blocked at the park.
BASED!!!!!
>>152817739>Aw what! Benson, why'd you block my favorite site?>Because that site is nothing but a bunch of guys with no life baiting each other into suicide because they said something bad about their favorite anime girl or whatever. We don't need weirdos like that showing up here trying to kill someone.>Pffft, those guys won't leave their homes! Nothing will happen.>*Cut to the later half of the episode where rigby is fighting a shit poster to the death using internet slang*
>>152817772>>152817739>Rigby trolling gets them range banned without appeal>They all see the message but don’t know who did it>Benson blocks 4chan until the culprit confesses>Mordecai’s loyalty tested by goon withdrawal
>>152817187>need more Margaret
>>152816549No Mordecai would be with Rigby until he simps for a guy. Than hell go dude not cool bro what if someone called you a woman and Rigby would be all you called me a woman just yesturday.
>>152816418Reminder that becoming a woman is something which can happen in this setting.
>>152816549>>152817642You will never be a woman.
You know who ELSE trolls troons on the internet?
>>152816549He is a frat boy in the early 2010s, why would he care about defending queers
>>152818083What do you think a frat boy is?
>>152818024Muscleman, if you say "my mom", I'm going to throw your trailer to Timbuktu
>>152816549HE IS AN ARYAN TRAPSTAR
>>152816418>transphobia is a dangerous thing, boys. You don't wanna end up like the chud who worked here before you. He spent so long owning trannies online, they were all he could think about. He started calling everyone a tranny, tranny this, tranny that. Until eventually she became one herself...
>>152818083he twists in the wind on whatever women think
>>152818952>she became one herself...You mean he
>>152819078>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT!?
>>152816751this
