>Janey's father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Couldn't you be that kind of dad?
>Janey's father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Isn't that excessive? Do kids still like the zoo?
>>152822463>zooI mean, going to the SAME zoo over and over again might get old. But hell yeah, kids love the zoo. Just throw a trip to the aquarium or a museum in there.
>>152822463As someone who worked at the zoo:Some kids will just never care. But the kids who DO like the zoo (usually 7 to 12 year olds not glued to their phones, and especially girls) fucking LOVE the zoo and will go "AWW LOOK AT THEM!" Even if it's the third time this month they've seen the red pandas up close this month.
>>152822463Dude I take my son to Home Depot once a week because he thinks all the hardware, forklifts, and tools are cool.
>>152822584Are there kids are always glued to their phone but also like the zoo? They could take videos of them for TikTok.
>>152822436If Homer was that kind of dad he would be very boring and the writers would have no good or entertaining stories involving him.
>>152822494Kids, especially young kids, are entirely fine with repetition, it's like that bit from Teletubbies where they'd all go 'Again! Again!' and the same short would play after it had finished.
>>152822463Kids love animals. Took my sister's kids to a museum the other day that had an otter exhibit and they about lost their fucking minds.
>>152822669>Show kid a mildly interesting thing>They base their entire personality around it for the next month minimum; potentially for the rest of their lives
>>152822673You're not wrong.
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>>152822494The more you go the more the animals like you
>>152822584Is this Zha?
I do things that I enjoy with my wife all the time, time, then pretend I do them for her.Yeah, I could do that with a kid too, I'd look like a good dad. Then again, with my wife there's a point to it because then she feels like she owes me. I ought to be ashamed.
>>152822463I don't know man if I was 8 year old kid and liked penguins or tigers or monkeys I'd be pretty happy going to the zoo every month
>>152822436Janey's father probably deals crack on the side or steals for a living. So there...
>>152822901No.
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