ITT we try and predict what dumb bullshit Marvel pulls for Amazing Spider-Man #1000. Will it be a new villain? A new supporting character? Cockteasing MJ and Peter getting back together to entice readers to keep reading into the new run but ultimately go nowhere? Uncle Ben or Peter's parents being brought back from the dead? Aunt May dying....again?Or will it be yet another nothingburger like 950 and 900?
It’ll just be a collection of story’s like amazing fantasy 1000. Only a few will actually be related to 616 and anything that involves a happy Peter in a relationship will take place in an alternate timeline and be called a ‘possible future’.
>>152826289Basically this. People need to stop acting as if #1000 is going to be a fix'it for everything wrong with ASM.Just going to be disappointed when it's a bunch of disconnected stories with shallow platitudes and nothing more to say.
>>152826314>>152826289The argument could be made that given the eyes on the issue and the milestone significance, Marvel would be more inclined to do a stunt to advertise the new run/#1 following it
>>152826233Unless we get some more confirmation the leading theory that it’s going to lead to the death of Peter allowing bendis to write a run of ASM starring miles is still my assumption
>>152826233Aunt May's death (again) and Peter getting organic webs (again)
>>152826374Oh, right. MCU synergy. Likely the vial Dr Starblood gave him.>>152826328My condolences on your future sorrows, regrets and dismay for hyping yourself up over nothing.
>>152826407>My condolences on your future sorrows, regrets and dismay for hyping yourself up over nothing.Its not a personal want nor is it even that outrageous of a prediction to make. It's simple business.
We need every issue to flop after 1000 comes out. A major bonus would be 1000 flopping itself but that is unlikely since the "gotta have muh Spider-Man (hyphen lul slott cock tastes delicious)" crowd will bolster the sales.But yeah hopefully they all reveal their lack of passion and the book flops super hars after they all leave after realizing Marvel still sucks and has zero relevance.
An LMD with Peter's maternal grandfather's memories shows up and recruits his "grandchild" for an important task.
>>152826407>Oh, right. MCU synergy. Likely the vial Dr Starblood gave him.What, Peter isn't leaving the vial around, which May mistakes for her medicine and causes her to become Spider-Ma'am in 616? Dropped.
>Peter dies>"You were always the better Spider-man, Miles, I know you will keep everyone safe. Feel free to romance any of my past girlfriends.">ASM becomes a Miles book for a year>sales tank to record low>Peter gets resurrected unceremoniously, maybe even off-panel.>Its never mentioned again.
