The newest episode, Cell vs Metal Sonic, is already at 2.2m views and on track to surpassing Ash vs Yugi's 2.6m. What went so right?
>>152826251Two popular characters+good animation
>>152826252Cat...that doesn't really sound all that safe..what if that Chemical X stuff is toxic to touch!
>>152826251>solos your whole verseDBZfags stay RAPED and GAPED
I SAID.DON'T MAKE ME UNLEASH THE BEAST OF THE ABYSS. (an Abysst if you will.)
Scp-049 vs professor pyg who wins
>>152826288DOG. it's either we do that, OR we become street slums eating mystery meat out of a CAN!
>>152826292Do it pussy
>>152826251Marvel, DC, Dragon Ball and the blue rat are the lifeblood of the show.
>>152826251Amazing but the results were predictableThe main reason why the hype was killed? Rezekugo is another MHA feed.
We should have gotten jogo vs Reze instead.
>>152826297this stupid fucking Catdog roleplay is making me lost it, keep it up anons this is top kek
>>152826249I doubt Cell would be impacted by radiation.
Deku vs Gon for the next battle.Who wins?
>>152826310Okay but what if they pulled some absolutely nonsensical scaling and gave Reze the winThey could probably get away with it too, there's enough Bakugo haters who'd be delighted to see him get completely humiliated by an objectively weaker chainsnoyman character to the point the reception would be more positive than if they went with the obvious outcome of MHA getting fed a third free win in a row
>>152826297...okay Cat..if this REALLY earns you your money back I'll do it..
>>152826304I FEEL IT DEEP WITHINIT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKINI MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
>>152826330People keep saying this and it never pans outThere are tons of people who hate Sonic, they didn't pander to themThere are tons of people who slander Bleach as a hillverse, they didn't pander to themThey're going to give MHA another free win and then since the crew seems to really like Giovanni vs AFO they might go for that to end shit
I like the cartoon roleplay better than anything in the previous days.
>>152826310I knew the result based on Death Battle's whole approach, but I am still annoyed by it.
>>152826315Doesn't radiation damage DNA
>>152826369>Doesn't radiation damage DNAskill issue
>>152826369Cell has Frieza cells. Frieza survives in the vacuum of space.
>>152826295049 has magic on his sidePyg is turned into a zombie after a touch
>>152826369I feel like Cell could just regenerate it somehow. Didn't Cell fly into space and destroy a big rock?
>>152826295It depends on if 049 has any goofy "meta-narrative" slop feats
>>152826359same here, I'd take Catdog shitpost rp over the same "SONIC GRAPE" post being sent over and over again
>>152826292>>152826349Author note: This is what the Abysst looks like btwHe turned Excel's physical form into his underwear
>>152826349>C’MON HONEY PUSH
>>152826251Cell should've won this battle btw. They had to pull nonsensical scaling to Solaris and a ROBLOX game just to give Metal Sonic the win
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152826251laughing at dragontards is always funny
>>152826330It would be like a genderswapped Dante vs Bayonetta where the result is obviously wrong but people like Dante/Reze enough to just roll with it
Gentlemen... post the score.
how tf did gero get freiza's dna anyways?
>>152826424At this point in the series? The record is 0-0.
What would a Goku Abysst look like
I AM NO ORDINARY MAN, I REJECT MY HUMANITY! I AM A BEAST! A BEAST OF THE ABYSS!!! AN EXTRAVERSAL BOUNDLESS HUNG BEAST!!!!I AM A BEAST!!! AN OUTERVERSAL BOUNDLESS BEAST!!! I SOLO ALL OF FICTION!!!I am a BEAST of the ABYSS...An Abysst if you will.I leap the infinite qualitative distinction gap between Humanity and GodThis makes me AN OUTERVERSAL BEAST!!!
>>152826427When he and Cold came to Earth.
>>152826290As a DBZ fan, it makes me happy that Zero RAPES Goku and the rest of his pathetic verse. Because Zero pumping Goku's tight oily little bootyhole full of his hot robotic cum until it's red and bloody will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3.
>>152826434He would have a QoS tattoo on
I NEED to see this fight happen. How do I make it possible
>>152826442Based
>>152826448Have Gojo survive plantary destruction
>>152826448Draw fanart of it, make it trend on twitter and wait 4 months
>>152826378>>152826388>>152826391Yeah but Garou's radiation was gonna kill most of Earth, it spread to the entire planet.
>>152826397Why would need that? Professor pyg has something like that?
CHADaptation KINGS, Garou and Cell?
>>152826463>Hair falling outholy faurk, norwood reaper is powerful
>>152826397049 doesn't need that, insta death touch is enough
>>152826457He doesn’t need to, Garou doesn’t have any attacks that get past infinity
>>152826448Cosmic Garou is for Cell, unfortunately FAGnic tards stole the Cell matchup so Garou's kind of in an awkward spot MU wiseGojo vs Cosmic Garou would be lame though, Garou just blows up Gojo's planet
>>152826489Post Gojo surviving in the vacuum of space
>>152826416So is Chris Chan a rapist?
>>152826462I can’t draw…>>152826473Garou since he has more wincons
>>152826463The radiation made the water turn dark like nuclear fallout.
>>152826290
>>152826463Right but Frieza sits in space unprotected and without any ki as shielding for a very long amount of time.So that implies an immunity to damage from radiation.
>>152826483At last... A TRUE OUTERVERSAL BEAST...
>>152826501No. She's a victim.
Scp would mix very well on the dc universe, like 076 could be a hawkman villain or be party of the suicide squad
>>152826494Which characters do you think would be a good matchup for him then?
I feel it...The RAGE is taking me again! Like a ROAR that makes mountains CRUMBLE!
>>152826505Not to mention that it made humans (and super powered ones) die in about a minute or so. That's more dangerous than the infamous elephant's foot.
>>152826495Doesn’t need to. Domain expansion no diffs kekrou
>>152826489Could garou bypass infinity with his hyperspace portals?
>>152826544>"Unlimited Vo-"And his neck is already snapped.
>>152826527I have seen people matching him against godspeed and scp-682
>>152826448Take it to twitter and make slander art. One JJK fan will seethe and the rest is history
>>152826505most of the radiation was re-directed to a black hole too
>FARToro KEKjoSans victim.
You were supposed to become BETTER MEN not MONSTERS!
Holy FUARK...
>>152826570The REAL ROARtos is gone...Stop chasing ghosts, gokubro...
>>152826448Vsbattles already decided Gojo decisively wins this
>>152826570I hath EXCELLED upon humanity, Kekkytosa.
>>152826587>portals have to move to bfr gojo, blocked by infinitywhat
>>152826448Garou is a Sukuna victim. How is he even gonna stop world slash + 10 shadows lol
So...if Gojo's infinity is so amazing, why did he die?
>>152826546Nope>>152826556Garou can’t move that fast
>>152826596Jenny is gonna reward him with the NASTIEST brapps later
>>152826613YUMMEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>152826598Battle field removal. Portals won’t do shit against infinity >>152826611Bad writing
>>152826613And I will watch!
>>152826613Simon is so lucky...
>>152826622>Battle field removal.no, no. not thati'm asking how in the living fuck do infinity stop portals?
>>152826463The radiation found in space would do the exact same thing though, without earth's electromagnetic field we'd all be dead because of radiation. And we saw Cell survive in space after regenerating from his suicide bomb.>W-well Garou's radiation is stronger...!Garou's radiation affected a single planet, space radiation affects the entire Universe. Cell stomps.
What exactly is media literacy
>>152826641Reddit thing
>>152826563Probably still canon but not officially confirmed anymore >>152826587>Vsbattles
>>152826641It means that a character was actually a trans allegory the whole time, chud.>But I had a crush on her since I was youngSILENCE HETSLOPPER, YOU ARE A VASSAL FOR THE BNWO
>>152826633Read it and weep
>>152826641Basically being able to process and intuit the intended messaging of a work.Not necessarily agree with it or see it as the only interpretation, but being able to understand what the author means without being directly told.
>>152826638>without earth's electromagnetic field we'd all be dead because of radiationunrekated to the discussion: we'd die from lack of atmospheric pressure (we would boil ourselves) first btw
Thoughts?
>>152826448that chinese anime ai could do it, probably
>>152826448They’re not gonna release a death battle where Gojo is gonna lose
>>152826612Garou is FTL easily. Also, does infinity prevent radiation damage?
>>152826673Iron Giant got nuked and can still self-assemble from it
>>152826662I remember now.>Helldivers is a heckin critique of fascism and larding as a fascist is a micro aggression chud>I know, I find the exaggerated characterization of it funny and have adopted it post ironically >NOOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SEETHING RN
>>152826689Good thing he won’t lose>>152826691Doesn’t matter, garou will be dead by then
G the falseflag.
>>152826587>>152826661>VSBWIsn't it the same site that downgraded Lovecraft from Tier 0 to 1-B because the author is racisthttps://vsbattles.com/threads/the-most-racist-tier-0-is-a-bum.187282/
>>152826691>Garou is FTL easilyProof?
>>152826661>stationary portalthat's garou's stuff i suppose, no? i don't care about OPMthat doesn't answer my question nor did my question seems related to that.your claim that infinity stops portals is nowhere to be found there. now that i know you are just talking out of your ass, i can simply ask you, why the fuck did you speedread this and why are you telling me to weep?
>>152826587Let me guess, this guy was clowned on there just like he is here right
>>152826714This was done in a slower form than his final one
>>152826729Uh...G....Gojo could do that.
FVARK THE SONICVERSE IS SIMPLY TOO STRONG!
>>152826673I think liberty prime would fit more against the giant
>>152826505Nuclear reaction punches
>>152826739Liberty Prime is weak as fuck.
>>152826424The score isGoku:0Bejita:3
>>152826747
>>152826720You’re too smooth brained to understand >>152826721Nope, everyone was laughing at the idiot arguing with him. Gojo wins , end of story >>152826737Doesn’t need to. Garou has no way of harming him
>>152826748I dont care
>>152826738Too based and funny for this general, they can't handle black trans queen humor
>>152826752...if we are talking about the cuck competition.
>>152826758>you'rei ask for an explanation but all you do is just seething against me, bravobravissimo
>Both are "The One" in their story>Both use martial-arts>Both have a teacher/mentor who wears circular-shaped shades>Both see things that normal people can't see (JJK it's Cursed Spirits, The Matrix it's the green code)>Both have a rival who's metaphorically a mirror to them (JJK it's Mahito, The Matrix it's Agent Smith)>Even Mahito and Agent Smith are somewhat similar, Mahito wanting to transcend humanity through idle transfiguration and Agent Smith wanting to assimilate everyone in The Matrix into himself>In JJK, even though cursed spirits and special grades are the bigger threat there are still rival sorcerer clans. In The Matrix even though the machines and Agent Smith are the bigger threat there are unplugged people in The Matrix who are rivals to ZionWho wins?
>>152826570>>152826581Ass Void fodder....
Metalfags are getting way too uppity. He needs to be humbled.
>>152826729Meh, speed is irrelevant anyway
>>152826738>>152826765Modern RE sucks ass. I hate how they're going to replace everything with those soulless remakes.
>>152826754>although smallA gamma ray burst, outputs so much radiation
>>152826501Is icky vic a stupid spic?
>Metal KINGn-ACK!
>>152826776>AssvoidJobs to Orlin
>>152826781Metal Cell and Zero vs Ultron who wins
>>152826781You don't need GODvel, Megaman will humble this bitch
>>152826772How slow can you be
why are spammers so obsessed with gay porn and blacked? I know it may seem like an ironic thing but the amount of things I've heard from them over the years...
>>1528264484th grade education could tell you this is a stomp
>>152826829Where do you think you are?
>>152826587>extremely ooc from what i heardsince when has battle boarding given a fuck about characters acting ooc? it's practically a requirement in a large majority of matchups.
>>152826829Gay blacked website
If Gojo was so strong, then why did he lose to Sukuna?
>>152826775Neo moves faster than Wesker, relatively. Modulo Itadori would fuck him up though. It'd have to be pre-Modulo for it to be fair.
>>152826846Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>UltronHeh, nothing personel marvelkiddies, me and my wife would make that guy scrapyard
>>152826829It's a humiliation thing
Who is a good matchup for comics Amazo?
>>152826855Don't respond to me, rape apologist.
>>152826846World-cutting slash bypassed infinity
>>152826290where are you getting the z from
>>152826842Anything for Gojo to win kek
>>152826867megaman autists are ego tripping because the most recent deathbattle had Cell(DragonballZ) lose to Metal Sonic...and 5 years ago there was a shitty deathbattle where they had Metal Sonic lose to Zero from MegamanX. Its pretty retarded considering that its well known DB rulings are inconsistent as hell across different match ups, and the Metal Sonic vs Zero video was just low quality over all.Thankfully capcom pisses and shits on megaman fans daily so theres really no need to engage with their ilk, theyre existence is already pathetic enough
>>152826861Zygarde I think
Give me some brock Samson matchups
Is this canon?
>>152826882No, Kratos only likes menSource: death battle threads.
>>152826861Super Adaptoid
>>152826878Shut the fuck up gayron no one cares
>>152826882I just beat God of War Ragnarok and I can confirm this happened.
>>152826882NO! NOOOOO!!! STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE!!!! THIS HAS BEEN RETCONNED!!!
>>152826801>>152826754>>152826747>>152826729Irrelevant. Unlimited Void kills Garou before he ever does anything. Hollow Purple is also stronger and way more impressive than any of this
>>152826882No. Kratos is a BETTER MAN so he lets it crust with other grown hairy muscular men.
>>152826829Israelis lurk these threads.
>>152826882It’s over…
Who's a good MU for the Shield Hero?
>>152826903Hello, could you please elaborate on the term>lets it crust with other grown hairy muscular menplease? Preferably, at length, and in great detail.
>>152826910Kys dallit, FAGperman isn't a based masculine chad, he is a commie sissy cuck
>RTH again since there's actual people here
>>152826922>Sissy cuckGoKEK out of nowhere
>>152826722Takaba should fight the mask>>152826829Indians use it to destabilize western society>>152826822You actually don't understand that Garou can spawn the portal INSIDE of infinity and not next to it? Lol
>>152826861Awesome android or the fury
>>152826918"Lets it crust" implies you don't wipe your poopy ass so it crusts up over time
>copypasting the same shit said last time
My wife Jenny is a pure virgin btw
>>152826934>You actually don't understand that Garou can spawn the portal INSIDE of infinity and not next to itNo he can’t
>>152826944The better to get ROCKED
>>152826925should I watch redo of healer? does it have fighting scenes or is it just a hentai?
>replying to himself with kek shit
Another thread completely DOMINATED by GODnic!!!
>>152826251Mario, Marvel, DC, DB, and Sanic bring the views. Also flavor of the month anime if the timing is right.
>>152826961>Mario, Marvel, DC, DB, and SanicAll dominated by Excel
Jörmungandr vs the Leviathan who wins
>a4j.jpg while tracing the masters that ruined this place
>>152826858Get back to bed NOW! My cock is starting to get cold
>>152826944Canon!!!
>>152826925Baki vs Ohma is probably never ever at this point, they waited way too longWesker vs Bradley sounds fun at first, but would devolve into FTL city busting Wesker wankFeel like Kiryu could get a better opponent than Hanayama
>>152826965...'s BVLL, Kratos!!
>>152826729It's kinda refreshing to see someone claim a character is FTL just to post the character actually being blatantly FTL when asked for Proof
>>152826882No. This is canon
>>152826960TRVKE!!!!
>>152826596>>152826613>later that night
>>152826960As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>152826877Kino...
>>152826978Kiryu could fuck up Yujiro really
Death Battle wouldn't use a composite Rathalos vs a wild Charizard just so they have an excuse to brutally murder a Pokemon again... r-right?
>>152826987That feat has also been calced to like, barely faster than light BTWGives an idea of what actual combat with a genuine FTL opponent would like, and then you remember this is the same show that calls characters like Deku or Marvel street tiers or Buffy FTL, let alone characters they claim move vastly faster than that
>>152826978The only other matchup I see for Kiryu in the wild is Ryo from Shenmue and I remember people bringing up John Wick in these threads way back when but both feel like stomps. That being said Baki bullshit is probably above Yakuza's paygrade too.
>>152826987Too bad it means nothing for the argument
>>152827001Imagine how cold that is, only KINGTOS could weather it…
>>152827001>Inaccurate model proportionsNot my Jenny
>>152827012>wild charizard>he has to not use a trainer charizard to make it fairRathaloscuck...
>>152827001CANOOOOONNN!!!
>>152827023>>Inaccurate model proportions...but enough about the image you just posted.
>>152826977...is the episode where Jenny gets raped and gaped by rock chads
>>152826925Kenshin stomps Musashi, maybe DB would actually make that episode since they love stomps so much. Thorfinn would probably be closer to Kenshin's strength. But I still think Kenshin wins.
>>152826987>>152827015I've heard people wank Bradley and claim his ultimate eye gives him precog >>152827017John Wick is for Agent 47
>>152827012It wouldn't matter. Ben on the Cast expressed interest in using Stories Ratha which has a trainer kind of like Pokemon, and that Rathalos beats any version of Charizard
>>152827015Yeah those characters are all calced faster than garou. Maybe he's just weak.
>>152827031>>152827033>>152827036You will ALL BLEED as I BREED JENNY.
>>152826251>Cirno"900, 10 to... *Counts with her fingers* one, and rising. That's the odds.">Cirno runs at Jack Frost with a sword and gets instantly obliterated>Cirno"A chance to nullify the madness behind the monster">Cirno resurrects and dies again and again, resurrecting each time>Cirno"Two plus two is nine, a right angle is 99 degrees, his powers are unlike any yokai has seen before...">Cirno fires a massive ice pillar, only for Jack Frost to absorb it and throw it back at her, impaling her in the chest>Cirno"One hundred">Cirno dies>Cirno"Fifteen">Cirno resurrects>Cirno"Fifty!">Cirno dies>Cirno"Nine!">Cirno resurrects>Suddenly Cirno manages to move the battle to an area with enough energy... Summer energy...>Cirno"I JUST NEED ONE!">Ice sign: [Cool Sunflower]>After absorbing Cirno's summer infused Ice the summer essence is released inside Jack Frost creating a huge sunflower that bursts out of their chest>The icy landscape disappears alongside Jack Frost, leaving only a hot summer and a chilly sunflower>Cirno"Heh... I did it... *Looks at the sunflower* we did it...">K.O!
>>152827001Source for that jenny?
>>152827042Bradley literally does have precognition though
>>152827058Kill yourself losertroon.
>>152827054>excited expressionsGross
Metal Sonic can just copy Cell, Cell can't copy Metal Sonic.
>>152827058CANON
>>152827042Bradley's eye doesn't give him precog but it's irrelevant. Wesker le upscales from shit like this which, yes, a blog did unironically call this like 30% speed of light and DB probably would too
>>152827071>RTH
>>152827068Cell can copy techniques by just watching em, like he could copy Instant Transmission by seeing Goku do it.Just like how Sonic learned Chaos Control, Cell should be able to as well.
>>152827065You are gross
>Metal Sonic>Jenny>Zero>CellDone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfVPzkTcu1k
>>152827054...bleed from the nose as we breed Jenny
>>152827079Kill yourself.
>>152827090>t.
>>152827081N-no! He's not supposed to fight back! Death Battlebros, what do we do? He's kicking our asses - quick, emergency cuddle huddle NOW!!!!
How many phones does this pajeet have?Or is this a 'cord attack by xer kekolds?
Why you prefer bradley vs wesker than Bradley vs solidus?
>1771450285083 (1).jpg>(1).jpg
Excel stared intensely at the coupling of Kratos and Jenny, rage building in his circuits with no ability to release it. Jenny's robotic moans echoed in the small room all three of them resided in as Kratos slammed into her custom fit pussy."This is your first lesson, Excel. This is how you become a BETTER MAN." Kratos exclaimed, gripping Jenny's throat. The robot girl threw her head back in sheer pleasure, making aroused choking sounds despite having no need to breathe."E-Excel...! D-Don't watch- O-Oh god...!" Jenny screamed, making sounds that Excel could never make her do. All the while the cuck watched from the chair in the corner of the room, his hacked programming forcing him to watch his wife get plowed by Krato's human, fleshy cock...
>>152827074I was interested in wesker vs homelander until i saw that blog
My hero? BRED by futas
>>152827100It's non-canon!!! It's not canon!!! I am so scared rn bros!!!
>>152826448Garou shits all over JJK,MHA,CSM,Saka days, Frieren etc. Any modern shonen is fodder to him and always will be
>>152827118Kazumabro...
This is a character only I can beat. You should thank me for my sacrifice
>>152827054...excel looks so fuckable there right now!!!
>>152827015in what universe is this barely faster than light
>>152827098>excel outed himself as a sissyKekyfunny
>>152827143Rockbro this is scaring me I thought you were straight.
>>152827098Excel wears this
>>152827079What is Cell going to accomplish with Chaos Control, exactly?
Fuck man three more weeks to go until this match is over with.
>>152827142how do I get a Fubuki gf?
>>152827164And then the Genshin episode next. :)
>>152827152Because light is really, really fucking fast, unlike what powerscalers seem to understandThat takes place over 1.3 milliseconds, in that amount of time light can travel 389 kilometers, Garou was calced to travel something like 400-500 kilometers there
>>152827113>>152827162>HeadcanonYour tranny headcanons won't work on me moralcucks
>>152827170Is that at least a debatable fight or another stomp?
Of course it's on full spam now, Hulkfag and most of the wardens have left.
>>152827113Kek canon
>>152827173Excel could not do this
>I really hate this buff faceless men who fucks my wife, i get its supposed to be an anon to self insert as but i just can't relate because they have muscles >I feel like i should just troon out minus the transition part, just skip right ahead to the result
>>152827173Excel could do this after KINGslov had his way with SuperKEK
>>152827175It is debatable, but it's gachashit
>>152827175From what I understand, the MC of Genshin is moon level.
>>152827187>Excel could not do thi-ACK!!!
>>152827160Excel is a woman for us so its ok
>>152827189AIEE
>but i just can't relate because they have muscles>I feel like i should just troon out minus the transition part, just skip right ahead to the resultThis made me erect
>>152827223He doesn’t have any breasts though.
>>152827226The ThingDAMN!
>>152827189Kek he said this
>>152827226ZAYUM!!! WHO IS THAT BREEDABLE SISSY!?!? DIS HOE NEEDS CORRECTION FR FR!!!
>The current state of these HALLS
>>152827228PSYCHOku hiding behind Superman…
STOP POSTING THAT JOBBER FAGGOT. I HATE WEAKLING.
>>152827244... But enough aboht Kratos.
Excel BROKE these threads.
can we call in our colonizers, /dbs/?
>>152827251Ha! Told you I'm an outerversal beast!
>abohtESLura…
*pulls thick male robotic ass cheeks apart**licks long tongue up ass crack*mmmmm...tastes like....SISSY meat...my FAVORITE....
Spunky Latinas are BVILT for grizzled hairy older men
EURO BROS!!!!!!
>>152827260...'s MASTERS, virile young white MEN!!
>>152827259Futa Jenny...
>>152827259Kek that happened.
>>152827251listtroon and Liam did it better
>>152827259Mmm yummy meat!
>all this RTH within 5 seconds
>>152827270…which wont happen after they’re all sent to die in Iran
>>152827290NOOOOO DON'T ANAL VORE MEEEEEE AUGGGHHH
I miss Ashgi
Explosion?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Excel and his entire verse.
>>152826483>Is that all?
>>152827308Anybody can do that.
>>152827308No lies detected.
>>152827306It was a great waiting period and post-matchup discussion. There was actual resentment among both sides so the arguments were all the over the place and people were getting unironically upset. I do wish listroon had shut the fuck up though.
>>152827307No, Megumin-chan...Only garbage remains...
Bring on a challenger for /a/'s STRONGEST character...
>>152827308>TRANSnicWhat a sissy!>>152827319>>152827331Lies
>>152827317Cancer-diff'd.Just like in JJK
This place really makes me wonder how many gays are actually using this board because there's no way all of this homolust is strictly ironic.
>>152827348Ah, why She-men the Digger!
>>152827317Gojo was Lex Luthor all along???
>>152827340Any waiting period that could be similar?
>>152827226>>152827257JENNY SAMA THANKS FOR SHITTING ROCK CHAD CUM ON MY COCK
>>152827367>ironic
>>152827367With the amount of time I hear 'clitty' and other gay porn terms, probably alot
>>152827374CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
I need to hear you roar.
>this thread
>>152827367Be a better man anon. There's literally nothing wrong with being gay. Stop being so closed minded.
>>15282736740% of /co/ is bisexual men
>>152827373Just last year Simon vs Kyle is probably the most obvious one. I remember anons were discussing that fight for years before it happened. Dante vs Clive had its fair amount of pre-fight cope from DMCfags as well.
Uh discussion about the upcoming matchup?
We need our wardens back...Impostertos...
>>152827294Not a single lie detected.
A /bant/ thread usually fixes our problems, but Hulkfag isn't here to make one... who's willing to do it?
>>152827113Funny
>>152827394RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>152827373I mean it sucks but Sonic vs Goku
>>152827427
>>152827411There is nothing to discuss. The fight dynamic is explosion vs explosion, the track will be Yates screamslop, they already admitted Bakugo stomps in the Death Battle Cast.
I'LL RIP OFF KRATOS' COCK AND FORCE FEED HIM IT!!!
>>152827440this contains the pain of every trans woman whose voice has been silenced
Based Trans Queens making INCELsior suffer for his crimes
>afraid of /bant/
>>152827444Everyone remove the sandals from you feet for these halls have become hallowed ground.
Remember that if you hate Excel that just means you support Trans Rights
>>152827486You say that as if it's a bad thing.
>>152827444He can beat Excel and Jenny will love this BEAST more then she would ever love him
>>152827143This what we do to your kind in the motherland!!!
>>152827307>Leave Megumin...to ME!
Was the Cell vs Metal animation any good? I didn't bother watching because of how shit Bardock vs Omni-Man looked.
>>152827472>INCELSIOR!
>>152827511Yeah it wasShame BUMkugo had to ruin it
>>152827511It's probably DA's best fight since Ganon vs Dracula.
>>152827526>>152827527Really? I thought he lost his touch, that's surprising to hear.
It's time!
You ever think at some point, there's going to be one match-up that'll cause an actual scandal?
>>152827547Does imprisonment count as a scandal?
>>152827527Thought it was his best fight ever desu. He really went all out since it was his last.
>>152827547That's not happening unless the DB crew is retarded enough to do something with say, any of the Rurouni Kenshin characters.
>>152827511yeah it was good. had to be since it was his last db animation too
>>152827547Black vs Bieber TAUGHT them already.
>>152827547Uzi vs Jenny
>>152827547I hear that Ben actually got punched in the face after one of the Goku vs Superman fights. I doubt anything worse than that will ever happen.
>>152827580That won't cause a scandal.
>>152827510>>152827341>>152827307Reze loses to all 3 of these doesnt she....
>>152827547Define scandal.
>>152827517i GIGGLED
>>152827601Don't worry, she at least beats my dick.
This monkey is tracing the ROARtos poster...
>>152827601Don't worry, Reze isn't a cuck right? Louise canonically had her love interest be kissed by multiple girls in each seaon.
>>152827590I have ties to the IDF, If they make Jenny vs Uzi and have Jenny lose, they can expect a missile there
>>152827611Is this why people only like Familiar of Zero for having an excuse to make crossover fanfics?
>>152827546post him destroying a mountain
>>152827604Something that'll cause production of episodes to halt, or dip in quality, along with a widespread social media coverage from other platforms.
>>152827620Explain why Jenny doesn't lose that without appealing to emotion.
I just rape and rape and rape all day.
>>152827634Not the Excelfag but she can speedblitz Uzi with her stupidly over the top FTL feats, one of them has her crossing entire galaxies within seconds.
>>152827634Alternaversity gives her a gadget that controls their multiverse which apparently has abstract mathematical actualities, which would place Jenny in Outer>It's not canonOfficial creator made it so... It counts.
>>152827511It was fine but nothing particularly mindblowing. Easily DA's best work on the show in a long while though. Best part was DA's vocal performance as Cell honestly
Stupid fat retard.
>>152827644This same story had Jenny scream so loud it reached Cluster Prime which was stated IN THE SHOW before to require to make a rip in spacetime to be reached because of how far it is from earth
>>152827621Zero had good music, actual good moments for the characters. It wasn't anything special aside from being THE isekai show of the early 2000s, but it has its moments.Most people would say it peaked in S2, and only came around to peaking again during the series finale.
>>152827658...but enough about the anons who call Excel a cuck
You know this is dire when samenic and all the sonicfags, who have been posting here since January, have all stopped coming here...
>>152827628Nah. At least, nothing in the episodes themselves. Only one of the major crew members being revealed as a pedophile or dying or something would cause that.
>>152827658>(You) out of NOWHERE
>>152827658>your mother OUT OF NOWHERE
>>152827677I miss that Hedgehog...
>>152827370Does that mean sukuna is a bear?
>>152827400>of pre-fight cope from DMCfags as well.Lol no, the resident dante avatarfag conceded he gets his ass kicked. Closest thing was people making fun for both of them being featless...until the gif of clive destroying a mountain was posted
Do you enjoy watching me?
>>152827644>"I'm just a little preoccupied with the multiverse">Jenny sees all the timelines with all THE BETTER MEN>Excel is nowhere to be seen
>>152827717I remember the bleachfag and listroon getting really upset. I wouldn't be surprised if Dante getting gaped is what made listroon extra obnoxious for Ash vs Yugi
>>152826448No one gives a shit
>>152827611Really? No way
>>152827043Explain how?Also, they wouldn't be a normal Ratholos.
Tbh I would be mildly inconvenienced if they make AM, Optimus Prime or Senator Armstrong lose on Death BattleI like those characters
>>152827754>metal victim
>>152827737The last kiss (from another girl) Saito ever had in the series was Louise's childhood friend, who was the queen of the country, who basically proposed she and Saito have an affair behind Louise's back, and doesn't care if Saito has Louise. All while Louise WATCHED. Also, this isn't the first time they've kissed.Literally NTR tiers of cucking.
>scanning through excel's reddit
>>152827766metal who?
>>152827779Post it
>>152827779Who cares?
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me- I'd prefer you to be active- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
Why are people obsessing over this stupid OC?
>>152827780Metal GODnic
>>152827801Jenny would kill KEKcel 1v1
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN
>u/BlasterZeEpicGamer>I wish I was a robot, manHere's his list, has one like listtroon
>>152826330Reze could get some CSM devil form scaling since pochita saved kobeni from a beam of light
>>152827815>Biodata co-ACK!!!>>152827822Get back in the cuckchair Sheldon
>>152827834>Having a list makes you a trannyAre you hearing yourself?
>>152827834He's also making a "dimensional merge" like Chris-Chan did with Sonichu
Rape. Is not. Funny.
>>152827870Proof?
>>152827644Sounds like she needs to be shown the power of HARD WORK and GUTS (and SRW scaling)
>>152827878>A template on How to surpass Tier 0 and unite all fictional cosmologiesI'm not going to post the full thing
>>152827855Sheldon is cute, and a good partner to Jenny, unlike you chud.
>>152827872Kratos, you literally served Athena. The goddess who punished Medusa into a monster - a fucking rape victim.
Shut the FUCK UP
>>152827865>I wish I was a robot manAlso has an erp server like listtroon, he has his 'cord linked.
>>152827750Stories Rathalos scales to top tier MH and Charizard doesn't really scale to top tier Pokemon, as they pointed out in Ashgi. Elder dragon wank also gets generally better than a lot of legendary wank. Stories Rathalos also gets a way bigger "moveset" because of how the gene system in the game works, which gives it more customizability than Pokemon comparatively as it can basically use the skills and powers of any other monster
>>152827902Post KRATOS destroying a moon
>>152827872didn't kratos rape multiple women
>>152827898Same cucky sheldon who got upset when she admitted robot cuck is superior?Same Sheldon who stole her blueprints and fell for another robot girl?Watch the show, supertranny.
>>152827898Sheldon stole Jenny's blueprints to try and ask her out, he's barely any better than Excel.
>>152827914I do not have a server you retarded white supremacist ottocordfag
CHUDon…
Jenny would never go out with cucky sheldon, she needs a HUNKY SEX MACHINE
>>152827902ICONIC KRATOSNVKE
>>152827927Tree feat is more impressive cope
Anyway...what are your thoughts on gay sex?
>>152827927He lore scales above moons.
>>152827975Aniki please this thread is already gay enough as is.
>>152827975If it’s under 5’7 it’s straight
>>152827988How do we make Excel smaller than 5'7?
>>152827975The more I think about it, anal is pretty damaging to the asshole. Like, it looks erotic, but it's pretty damaging in the long term if overused.
>>152827929As in they were victims of the cruelty that is prostitution? Then yes, remember that you cannot ever buy someone else's consent.
>>152828002>Kratos is 6'8>Excel is 6'2
>>152827988I am 5'6. Is it over for me?
>>152828023Why would Kratos sleep with prostitutes, is he not a BETTER MAN?
>>152827163Use his superior speed to outlast Super Neo Metal.Or disrupt Super Neo's Super state like Shadow did.Same energy type, so sayeth Death Battle.
>>152827902MY BVLLS ARE FIGHTING!!! Which one of them will get to fuck my wife!?
>>152828023Why did Kratos abuse women in their moments of desperation?
>>152828004But that would never be an issue since you're never bottoming, right anon?... Right anon...?
>>152828029At least you aren't 5'5.
>>152826290>solos your whole verse>DBZfags sta-AAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! NAPPA-SAMA I'M SORRY FOR SPEAKING UP TO YOU
>>152828058... coped SHITuu in his dying dreams.
>>152828047Actually to add to that, thinking about it more, even if you're not bottoming...what happens if your cock gets stuck? That's a nightmare. I've heard stories of women's vagina clamping down on a man's penis, due to trauma, but that's a specific case. I think gay sex has a higher likelihood of a person's penis getting stuck in the anus.
>>152828058he literally tanked that
>>152828058Canon.
>>152828058T A N K E D
>>152828032>>152828043Kratos has been down some pretty terrible roads...
>>152828071Which of /dbg/'s HEROES would get their dick stuck in another man's ass?
>>152827546It’s crazy this guy just made like 5 issues, a million dollars, and just disappeared into the abyss
>>152828074>>152828085How is this tanking? Wouldn't this be surviving?It isn't like he was already half a body before the attack.
>>152828097Five? I remember someone storytiming the first issue, but afterward it's been blank. I couldn't find the scans for 2-5.
>>152828106he not only survived, got the last fucking shot, and then healed himself.
>>152828058Zero gets GAPED
>>152827834this list seems pretty normal, it even has the obligatory "because they're black" matchup
>>152828032>>152828043Sex work is real work you fucking incels!
>>152827943Fregoli
>>152827834>Who vs literal who>Gwenpool's dildo vs Homostuck>Someone from Transformers vs a Metal Kaiju>Piranha Plant vs literal who>Thor vs Green Lantern???>Queen of NO FEATS vs Jobbergax>Undertroon vs CHOSENONEgolor>Two rats>Literal who vs Another literal who from Kamen Rider>Negro capeslop>Literal whos>Santa vs Robot Santa???>The only decent matchup here>Literal who vs nintentoddler slop>Also the only decent matchup here>Skeleton from Juan Piss who does nothing vs literal who>DC's Satan vs Literal Who>Literally what are the connections here???>Capeslop: Swamp edition>Cell vs ZygardeShit list
>>152827834>UndertaleWas this game the biggest mistake to ever be unleashed upon post 2010s media?
>>152828130GYAAAAATTTTTTTT!
She solos VERSES...
We love CHADsions here.
>>152828171Post her destroying a mountain.
>>152828130Damn! Omega E-123 gets to GAPE this!?
>>152827943Excel has erp adverts like listtroon, he really is like him in a lot of ways
>>152828159no one cares about it anymore
>>152828178Literally only Digimon scalers want this.
>>152826310>Amazing but the results were predictableAnon Metal sonic is a eternal jobber in both games and comic why in the ever loving fuck would he be able to win a battle against cell.
>>152828178Not even digimon scalers want this garbage.
>>152828191Predictable for a Death Battle ruling.Not in general.
>>152827812Some guy acting like a schizo, and then having his plebbit account reveal he is jewish is a memorable story, you gotta admit
>>152828191Most Sonic characters are jobbers.
>>152828191>why in the ever loving fuck would he be able to win a battle against cell.This is fanspic battle, they have troons who headcanon shit
>>152828178>is either dbstismos or the gay pokefagotswhy can't we digichads have a REAL matchup
>>152828185Wait he has erp ads?
>>152828171post her destroying my cock
>>152828210Would you rather seal club Mega Man Battle Network?
>>152828178Who should Firestorm fight?
>>152827931>robot cuckUh...
Post the panel, page or footage confirming your character has an OMNIPOTENT power.
>>152828240FREUDIANSLIPcel...
>>152828202SONIC JOBS
>>152827812It's one dude who routinely invades this thread and gets mad at it for calling him out on his delusions, he's and Israeli who lives off of welfare.
>>152828233Onslaught
>>152828233
>>152828251MarioDAMN.
>>152828231that at least is thematically appropriate.But actually they could fight regular megaman characters as well, they have become digital in the past, maybe omega vs omegamon?
>>152828244JOBS TO D!CK
VOCAROO VOICE - https://vocaroo.com/We did this thing back in the /dbs/ days, Goku posters, Goku Black posters, Bejita posters, and etc contributed.Now, show yourselves to which hero you're representing
>>152828251BowserDAMN!
>>152828251YUMMEROOOOOOOOO!!! GOATku GETS TO LUMP ALL THIS AROUND HIS COCK!?
>>152828136You're but a naive child, Women's shouldn't be selling their bodies and their consent due to an inherently patriarchal industry that exploits them at a young age, when they're in need and robs them of a proper youth. I recommend you read "Being and Being Bought: Prostitution, Surrogacy and the Split Self" my friend, a shame the author had to be a transphobe but her rotten viewpoints doesn't dismiss all of her thoughts (You should never disregards Women's opinions, especially on matters like this.)
>>152828233Rick Jones!!!
>>152827812Also I think the one tracing him is using Stirner and Armstrong since he has this in his profile alongside Senator Armstrong.Dude was relatively normal 7 years ago, what happened?
>>152828279https://voca.ro/13ZnMhKvpbYF
>>152828178Yup yup.
>>152828308Jenny Wakeman happenedWaifuism is a fucking disease
>>152828308Waifufaggotry rots your brain.
>>152828308I'd say being a waifufag who knows his waifu isn't real did this, but there's plenty of waifufags who aren't insane like this so who knows?
>>152828288Sex work is the reclamation women's sexuality from patriarchal control. Instead of giving sex away for free or under obligation in traditional relationships, women obtain true bodily autonomy via monetizing their sexuality on their own terms.To dismiss that as inherently exploitative infantilizes women and ignores the voices of sex workers who describe it as empowering, creative, and liberating.
>>152828308A mix of powerscaling and shipping allowed this to happen.The worst of both worlds.
>>152828324>>152828328>>152828330>>152828348Hi anons!
>>152828348POWERSCALING AND SHIPPING?!?!!?!Good grief...
>>152828355
>bends overWhoops... Looks like i dropped something...Hopefully no one fucks me hard!
>His waifu isn’t real
>>152828202>Most Sonic characters are jobbers.Yeah but the difference here is that everytime they introduced metal to a comic or game they always make him lose every fucking battle hes in.
>>152828372OHNONONO
>>152828355Didn't this bitch job to that one red headed robot, and never defeated her?
>>152828372Woah!
We all agree Sonic wins.
>>152828386Red headed robot?
>>152828395...the losing competition.
>>152828386Misty isn't a robot
>>152828372>Excel colors
>>152828405He might be talking about Melody, but she's blonde.
>>152828395God wins against everyone.
>>152828372God dammit Cuckcel! Stop hogging all that KINGtos cock and get back in the cuckchair!!!
So... who lost?
>>152828344>women obtain true bodily autonomy via monetizing their sexuality on their own termsIf only it were that simple, while on current age there are many ways for a woman to reclaim and monetize her sexuality, such as onlyfans and other similar methods (Personally my wife has one and SHE gets to be the money bringer on our house). The truth is that prostitution and sex selling has been historically recorded to exploit women, often young ones, when they are at their lowest and in need. The ones Kratos encountered and took advantage of are far more similar to these, and to try and minimize Kratos mistake isn't the path you should be taking.You MUST be better.
>>152828400>>152828405Fuck I meant, that blonde bitch - Melody. Yeah, I remember Jenny jobbed to her, and never really got back at Melody. Fuck, I misremembered her name. All I remembered was Melody BTFO'd Jenny, only stopping because of Brad.
>>152828422Except for me...
>>152828432INCELcel.
>>152828442>Posts character that only exists because of Jesus Christ's love for man
>>152828443... the being a GAPED SISSY KEK competition.
>>152828456... after being disqualified for winning the contest too many years in a row.
>>152828455I am actually independent of christ
>>152828442Where do you guys find this fanart?
Jesus? Beats space jam.
ENOUGH I SOLO ALL OF FICTION AND RELIGIONAND JENNY IS MY WIFE!!!YOU ARE ALL SHITSKINS!!!I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
>>152828474The Excelposter comms it himself.
MIGRATE>>735047638>>735047638>>735047638
>>152828481Actually i got it as a request on /i/, i wouldn't pay for this shit
>>152828482KWAB.
>>152828478Based and Stirnerpilled
>>152828494Another stirnerian victory!
>>152828478A real JennyCHAD would argue his wife solos fiction instead of treating her like a child that needs to be protected.
>>152828482>>152828493AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I CREATED IT ON /V/ BECAUSE I SAW CARTOON THREADS THERE
>>152828482>He jobbed
>Blossom "ENOUGH! NO MORE LIGHT!">The girls turn into 3 blurry lines and escape the planet >Blossom "Buttercup! Go for the moon!">Buttercup "Finally!">Buttercup crashes against the moon invincible style >Bubbles and blossom start flying in circles around the planet using Blossom's freezing breath to create gigantic clouds that completely block all sunlight >Luna Child "That's... N-">Buttercup crashes against her turning the fairy into silver dust >... And she didn't come back >Buttercup "Now we're finally doing things for real!">Bubbles "Isn't this a bit too much?">Sunny Milk and Star Sapphire look at each other concerned and go into the offensive >Fight with a bunch of blurs of light crashing, both fairies die a lot until Star Sapphire stops respawning >Sunny Milk is all alone, and she's preparing her final attack gathering every bit of sunlight she has left >Sunny Milk "Light sign...">The PPG make a triangular formation and prepare for the final clash "SURPRISE~" >Out of NOWHERE the sky opens, with a gigantic Danmaku ball illuminating it>Both Luna Child and Star Sapphire are alive! Laughing at the surprised faces of the girls >Buttercup "WHAT!? WHY!? HOW!?">Luna Child "You destroyed a rock. But I'm all the moonlight we need.">The fairies throw their big attacks and Blossom starts giving orders>But before she can speak Luna Child mutes all sounds causing Blossom to be ignored >Sunny Milk "Wanna know one thing about Danmaku? It's not always about who's stronger">Bubbles and Buttercup go on their own but before hitting the balls of light explode into flower like patterns that disoriented the already tired girls >Three Fairies of Light "It's about who's the most beautiful!">With all their might Buttercup and Bubbles fly towards the fairies >But Sunny Milk bends the light around them, tricking the girls into crashing against Blossom and each other >The explosion destroys the whole city and reduced the PPG to scorched corpses K.O!
the amount of falseflagging going on here reminds me of late-stage /dbs/, dark times
He won
>>152828510>A realTsk tsk tsk...
>IRRELEVANThou babble
>>152828494Egoism isn't even a government form, economic system or ideology. It's merely a philosophy. That's like saying I follow stoic politics.
/lit/ is one of the most redundant boards on this site.
>>152828533Stirner is just a /lit/ shitpost and not a real philosophy. It’s only value is dispelling notions that certain ideologies hold as certain primordial truths which allows donut steel shitposting
>>152828518CANONROOOOOOOO
>152828549
Stirnerxisters we're getting BTFO'd again...
i want another brawl.
ENOUGHI DO NEED PHILOSOPHY TO TAKE DOWN THE AUTHORITIESI AM A BEASTA BEAST OF THE ABYSSYOU CAN'T CAGE ME!!!
MIGRATEROOO>>152828589>>152828589>>152828589
>>152828210Why dont you fight a smt character? Are you afraid of getting stomped?
wonderful.
>>152828628what, just post a MU you faggot, i'm listening
Who is that retarded weak jobber above me?
>>152828649Lucemon vs lucifer
>>152828649Lucifer vs Ogudomon
>>152828707It's doomsday, scp-682 victim
