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>outerversal in issue 1What kind of one punch man bull shit is this
Is the hatred of this Paragon dude just a projection on DB community's part? They do everything he does, just not as loudly.
>sissy threadOne won btw
ENOUGH.
Behave
>>152863047>>152863095ENOUGHif this post ends in an even number then Lord Paragon fucks Oneif this post ends in an odd number then One pegs Lord Paragon
>>152863095TRVTH NUKE
>>152863047holy fuck he is so cringe LOL
>>152863095this is canon btw. lmfao get rekt.>>152863111warrior Z i respect you maybe morpheus kratos and paragon could have a friendly arm wrestling match
>>152863138>AI Jeet
is this the thread?
I used to be pissed that Light was facing Columbo over Walter, but Walter vs Tony flows better the more I think on it
>>152863134well well well another harem member
NO DON'T GAPE US LORD CHADAGON TASUKETEEEEEEEEE
THIS NIGGA IS A PEDOPHILE
can we go back to Mario vs Sonic Twitter shitflinging
>>152863047>Fan character threadIs it time?
>>152863148>nugget / dismemberment fetishwho let list watch bfdi
>>152863047>Fan character thread, only fan / community / open source charactersOk. Here's doomguy.Speaking of him, does /dbg/ think Doomguy (circa Doom 1 to 64) is cool?
>>152863150>but Walter vs Tony flows better the more I think on itim betting on Tonyhttps://youtu.be/BNr1mlYRgq8
>>152863184yes but he does lose to Chief, both episodes are correct
Lord Paragon vs Excel
BITCH ASS FAGGOT ASS GROOMER ASS GARY-STU ASS NYUGAAAH
>listroons thread die>so mindbroken starts HBOCingIt's all starting to make sense
>>152863093I dislike the DB powerscaling community because it feels like second-hand hotep
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>152863150Walter can just call in Mike for help and he would solo the whole Sopranoverse
>Bring me TOAA
>>152863199I've mindbroken the number. It's okay you can always go back to roblox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfaulfXZgUo
>>152863196>A normal ass soiler vs a fucking super soliderYeah no, I'm not gonna argue that. Before the nu-doom games, that match up was always one sided as shit. It would've made more sense to have him face Duke Nukem.
CHADagon...
>>152863230Plot armor saved me from the Bejita arrow
>>152863240wait his creator is brown
>>152863240vs bfdi creators.....
>>152863253KWABAROOO!
>>152863253They're korean?
>>152863253>bfdibfdi?
>>152863184He cool.
>>152863134Paragon... won?
>>152863201all this wouldn't have happened if we just used his threadhis gay autistic hatred for Superman would've stopped both
>>152863283Hey list
>>152863289if I was him I would've said "they" and not "he" because listroon doesn't like to use male pronouns because he's nuts
>>152863093I don't renember many drawings of Goku raping and gaping every single female in DC, while marking them with "saiyan prouds, and only monkeys allowed", type shit
>>152863283hey troon
Watch out Excel, Lord Paragon is going to BLACK jenny wakeman...
>>152863275I agree. He's also fuckong hilarious in the comics>Goes on a random tangent about nuclear waste being harmful to the environmentIdk why environmentalist doomguy isn't a more common inside joke in the community, cause it's funny.
>>152863306There's a guy who commissions porn of Champa CHAMPANIZING Universe 6 Saiyan girls with all the markings and ugly bastard tones you can think of.
>>152863324Champa is extremely weak to anal, so that can't be possibly be true.
THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
>>152863315because nobody read the comic they've only seen the rip and tear panel, comic Doomguy is a funny character
>>152863335Suit yourself: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16595817
>>152863315>comic doomguy is a lawfaghe wouldn't survive the Schwarzwelt
>>152863134now watch this
>>152863338>THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILEbarack? no... obama would never
x.com/ParagonSupremus/status/1937583185480573031this artwork goes hard though
numberfag stop spamming hoodmemes from 10 years ago
>>152863373why does he have the body of jiren?
KINGTOS, PARAGON DOESN'T RESPECT WOMEN PLEASE STOP HIM
>>152863306https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16731865&tags=supergirl+dragon_ball
>>152863373>play video>I AM PERFECTION!!!!!!>an actual video with moving foregroundI didn't expect a whole music vid from paragooner
>>152863399He doesn't WHAT?!?!?!?
>>152863399I don’t respect women either
>>152863415women are meant to be conquered by the strongest bull
>>152863359This looks like something straight out of Youtube Kids
What comes to mind when you see this character?
>>152863460>Youtube Kidsis this still a thing?
Imagine the shitshow of a Kratos vs Doomguy episode
>>152863467judge yourself youtube.com/@BFDI , this is what listtroon's new obsession is
>>152863466Rock level BEAST
I AM PERFECTIIIIIIOOOON
DBfags are the only ones that'd take a personal, seething offense to some autist's self-insert OC beating up canon characters and fucking their wives.
>>152863530mocking and making fun of absurdly op cringey OC's is what everyone does though
>>152863530How many layers of projection are we on now?
SupermanKratosHulkDoomsdayThorthe Beyonderall of them rape and gape lord SISSYgon
>>152863558see how there are no BFDI characters on that list
Introducing MY OC>Exists outside of space and time>Beats everyone in combat>Most attractive character ever>Immune to the concept of being attacked, even indirectly>Steals your waifuYour response, nerds?
>>152863530HE'S A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
>>1528635891 shot by Yahweh2 shot by Caine0 shot by Bezos
>>152863540Not with this level of genuine butthurt.
>>152863603you rolled a 03, loser. lmao
>paragon larper makes /dbg/ autists seethe since they cannot distinguish between canon and non-canon nor fiction and reality
*boils lord SISSYgon's blood and explodes him from the inside out*paragonbros...
>>152863047Is this the ultimate fan character matchup?
>>152863618I am beyond all myriads forms of trascendences which makes it hard to differenciate what is real and what isn't...
>>152863622why do you have to resort to real life figures like Abrahamic religions. You're implicitly unscaling him
>>152863633who
Would Kirby win a rematch?
>>152863373Based Zigglerchad.
>>152863637but that's Caine from WoDCaine from the Bible wasn't a vampire with super powers
>>152863589>Writing a story where one of the characters is an insanely attractive deity who truly exists outside of space time and is renowned for having unbeatable combat skillsBros, am I doing something wrong?
>>152863645You cannot be dr.green...
>>152863637>real life figures like Abrahamic religions
>>152863637WOD Caine is a totally different beast from original mythology Caine.
>>152863633Nazo no-diffs both.
>>152863667Atheist or Ranjesh?
>>152863649Has Buu gotten anything besides another tournament? Kirby has his planet smashing feats and stuff now.
>>152863667shit talk vishnu right now, do it ramshit
>>152863688This is Death Battle so he'd totally be scaled to Super Goku somehow.
>>152863649Kirby has gotten the same chain scaling retard shit that Sonic has so he can get wanked to multiversal + immeasurable speed
>>152863636WoDbro…
>>152863702Is Dragon Ball scaling just hard carried by the vague punch clash wave?
>>152863726Basically, yeah.
it was a good fanfic and it's a shame the author nuked itgood thing i saved a copy
>Makes some gay as fuck OC>Spends thousands of dollars commissioning spite artwork specifically targeted at people’s favorite characters>Posts it online where everyone in that fandom would see itYou’re getting BLACKED sorry
>>152863702They mentioned this in a cast actually, he did fight Moro in the Moro arc AFTER he absorbed Goku's and Bejita's powers.
>>152863754YUP YUP, this was One (1)'s destiny from her very inception.
>>152863678>>152863698why do you assume i don't believe in god, you silly goons?i'll shittalk every religious deity the same. be it vishnu, zeus, yhwh, satan, the eye in the sky, the demiurge, etc
I'M HERE TO GO BEYOND MY LIMITS NOT TO COMPROMISE
Dr. Green is a different kind of retard: A gn*stic
>>152863726>Is Dragon Ball scaling just hard carried by the vague punch clash wave?yesit is funny
>>152863688>>152863649>>152863702
>>152863798>Directly? NoThat so
>>152863797I had no idea Buu even showed up in that arc.
>>152863789>A gn*sticsophia and kabbalah shit are the same retarded shit thought by desert powerscalersim not
>>152863797buu trained btwhe should around kid buu level, just like the rest of the cast (frezia being the sole exception)
https://youtu.be/qt6htoDftzIReminder
>>152863797>>152863810YUP YUP, and Moro at the peak of his power after absorbing Ultra Instinct directly from an ANGEL?MUTTAFAKIN GALAXY LEVEL (possibly)With STATEMENTS
>>152863798>Transformers treatmentLmao, they got fucked hard in Frieza vs Megatron and Unicron vs Galactus.If I was a Transformers fan, I wouldn't want a new episode ever
>>152863754He is already black, you moron.
>>152863850>an angel power is planet+ levelhehpower stealers will have a field day
Unicron vs Galactus and Frieza vs Megatron were correct though?
Matchups that feel like they were written by Ben Garrison?
>>152863754He IS black you moron.
>>152863889>>152863965are you retarded? if he is a male, the joke is about becoming the bitch of Xhim being black doesn't matter
>>152863907Dio vs Alucard
>>152863047>Fan character thread, only fan / community /So lore Kratos
>>152863907Bill Cipher vs Discord
HOLY FVARK
Oh BAKUGOOOOOOOOOO~ ~ ~ ~
>>152864044Billcord was the funniest waiting period ever
>>152863850And? the shockwave of two Superman clashing (one of which was amped with the Omega factor and 8 minture suns ) was stated to be only 52 megatons. He also struggled to achieved mach 7 flight speed...Superman got Goku outclassed when it comes to being a pathetic jobber with a ton of anti-feats and yet ya'll still don't treat him like fraud, funny?
>>152864050Bionicles are so fucking cool man.
>>152864044What caused this?
>Superman out of NOWHERE
>>152864090>And? the shockwave of two Superman>superman out of nowherethis is about buu and kirby
>>152864075uhm... dat's not megumin, you cannot trick me
Any fights with this feel?
>>152864156Lord Paragon vs God
>>152864156Toph vs Gaara
>>152864090>completely unrelated schizobabbleMind status?
>>152864156baby vs pitbull
>>152864160Why was god larping as a baby? I guess to honeypot Paragon into showing up, so he could kill him?
>>152863589>Excel out of nowhere
>>152864156This is Kratos vs Asura in a nutshell.
Excel is BASED and ARYAN like lord paragon and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.
Who would win, all of /dbg/ or Excel and Lord Paragon?
>>152864322>>152864156Boomstick: But all this assumes Coughing match Atomic bomb's crazy strength. All roads lead to power, which should go to Atomic bomb right? Look at what he can do! If this came down to who made the bigger ka-boom he'd kick baby's ass in two seconds!Wiz: But a closer examination of their feats reveals the truth. The Winner is Coughing baby!!
>>152864156Goku vs Frisk
>>152864368Lies detected? Zero.
>>152864156Double MS Kakashi vs peak Gojo
>>152864156Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, Pan, Broly, Bardock, King Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz, Gine, Z Broly, Fasha, and Goku Jr vs Omni-Man
Most self-inserters are just immensely autistic.You have your autistic self-inserters who wish they were Chad, your autistic self-inserters who hate being men and wish they were lesbians, your autistic self-inserters who hate being women and wish they were gay men, your autistic self-inserters who hate everyone and wish they could turn the rest of the planet into their slaves, and your autistic self-inserters who are genuinely so autistic that they cannot fathom the idea that perspectives that are not their own exist and are incapable of understanding that a world outside of what they see exists. The last one tends to be the same type who develops AI psychosis and becomes obsessed with spamming their AIslop all over the internet.
>>152864490Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152864490I'll self-insert in you if you don't shut the fuck already
>>152864490What about self inserters that just love a cute 2D girl and want to see themselves with their waifus?
>>152864516Do they have a OC
>>152864529Does it make a difference if they aren’t full of themselves like Excel and keep it private?
>>152863784KINGnic!
>>152864535That just makes you a waifufag
Lord Paragon and Sonic won
The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog! YUP YUP YUP! It feels damn good to say out loud! BOOM! DONE!
>>152864642True
Sonicfag found gooning to Klonoa>>>/v/735244338
Legendary Fighters
>SHITnic trying to leech off of ParaGOD
>>152864642As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>152864490 >self-inserters who hate everyone and wish they could turn the rest of the planet into their slaves,>Me out of NOWHERE
Peak Humans are... STRONG!
>>152864700WINDOWS WILL SHAKE
>>152864557Lucoa solos her btw.
I have something to admit...my hero lost. But that's okay! I became a pathetic sissy and I'm much happier and I found a new obsession with men's tight assholes.
>Bardock "What can you expect from the people of Viltrum?""Their whole disgusting race is like a curse!""Their feats are all calced, they're only good when dead""They're vermin, as I said, and worse!""THEY'RE...">Raditz and Nappa"FRAUDULENT! FRAUDULENT!">Bardock "BARELY ABOVE HUMANS!">Raditz and Nappa"FRAUDULENT! FRAUDULENT!">Bardock "DRIVE THEM FROM OUR HALLS!""They use Chainscaling, which means they must be evil""We must sound the drums of war~!">Raditz and Nappa "They're fraudulent! Fraudulent!""Dirty Scaling Merchants!">The Saiyans "NOW WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR~!".........>Nolan"This is what we feared, the monkey tails are featless...""The only thing they have at all is scaling...">Thragg"Beneath that spiky hair, there's emptiness inside...">Mark and Conquest "I WONDER IF THEY EVEN BLEED...""THEY'RE FRAUDULENT! FRAUDULENT!">The Viltrumites "BARELY ABOVE HUMANS!">Mark and Conquest"FRAUDULENT! FRAUDULENT!">Nolan"Fodder at the core...">Thragg "They use Chainscaling, which means they can't be trusted.">Nolan"We must sound the drums of war~!">Mark and Conquest "THEY'RE FRAUDULENT! FRAUDULENT!""First we deal with Bardock">The Viltrumites "THEN WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR~!"
>>152864806DO NOT EVEN UTTER HIS NAMEKINGKIIIIIIIIING
>>152863047>This might be how your OCs are seen as from other peopleTo what extent is it cringy to care about your original characters?I have a couple of OCs, some from the years when I was in high school, and I think about them a lot. They aren't OCs in the sense that they were made to be put into franchises. They are a part of their own world and I have their lore and all, but I often think about how they would handle being dropped in worlds like DC, Marvel, etc and I'll sometimes use AI and AI chatbots to play out those dreamsI'll admit, these characters are barely written out on paper and almost solely exist in my head and I should be at least writing them down. From what my highly critical friends have said, they are not that bad, and I know that because they are the kinds of people who don't hesitate to call out if something I make sounds stupid
Is waifufagottry self-insertion?
>>152864882Is a character written outside of an existing franchise an OC?Are all written characters before being published OCs?If you write a character that is basically a Ben garrison-tier actualization power fantasy but don’t identify them as (you) is it self insertion?Is merely liking a character self insertion?
>>152863164Sonic beats amped Mario.https://youtu.be/lBe9yth_MWo
>>152864885YesAlso that pic is completely OOC for Makima
>>152864932vgh... trvke.....
>>152863589
>>152864999It kind of isn’t desu, unless you self insert into Denji or something
>>152865028Makima does not give a single shit about Denji, only ChainsawmanAnd Denji isn't Chainsawman anymoreSo she wouldn't care
Sorry, I never had interest in Goku, Gohan, Jiren, or any of those screaming retards in DBZ. The series is irrelevant to me, meaning it's irrelevant to you too.
>>152863755Yeah but the manga scaled down the universe punch
>>152865048Not really, if anything there's nothing about the waves getting stronger the more they travel in the manga
>beerus remake airs>no wavesjust imagine that timeline
>>152865073SISSYulk sisters is this true???
>>152865038>Makima is for BPCit is known, Denkek could never
>>152865091hulk still dies to broly though
>>152865073It's not even a full remake. It's basically just getting an HD touch-up, it's not being reanimated.
>>152865091Anon what the fuck are you on about
Does bakugo vs reze has banter potential?
>>152865113>Does bakugo vs reze has banter potential?ETL.....
>The Beerus story is getting told for the FOURTH fucking timeDragon Fags are shameless and will gladly gobble up rehashed slop.
>>152865113Not really, all of it died with the trend last year god i still can't believe we're still just a week into this dogshit waiting period i fucking hate meme matchups
>>152865073>It's in the OG Anime>It's in the manga>Suddenly removed from the remake that takes from bothWhy do anti-DBZfags day-dream and FANTASIZE about Dragon Ball getting nerfed so much?
>>152865133>anti-DBZfagsmeds now
>>152865128He means dialogue between the characters you nincompoop
>>152865125but enough about capeshitters
>>152864818Why are Kratos's vassals fighting again?
>>152865125remaking has always been better than endless reboot slopping
>>152865151they want to be head wife of his harem
>>152865098Wrong.
>>152865166Nope, it's not a full remake, just a touch-up.
>>152865144I don't care, I'll take any chance I get to say how monumentally gay it is to get a third stomp MU in a row, on top of it being one everyone's already discussed to hell and back months ago
>>152865151Let's not pick fights you won't like the result of.
So which matchup is worse bakugo vs reze or aang vs aether?
>>152865179False.
>>152865189homelander doesn't have soul resistances so kratos stomps
>sissyFAGonQUEERi hate WEAKLING
>>152863896Galactus vs Unicron?Definitely Megatron vs Frieza?Yeah but they didn't use JG1
>>152865194Bakugo vs Reze. Aether is at least hot as fuck so we get some eye candy
>>152865194Aang vs Aether. People at least can make fun of CSM or My Hero. Nobody gives a fucking shit about Genshin anymore
>>152865200Bruce Faulconer is not weak.
>>152863896Frieza vs Megatron was ultimately correct but Dragonballfags are pathetic for not letting Megatron have any of his stronger forms or composite scalingIt's not enough for a Dragonballfag to win, they have to devalue whoever they're fightingSad!
>>152865194Depends on what you think is worse, a legitimately popular fight that's a complete stomp, or a curveball that no one requested nor cares about but might have some room for debate.
>>152865224>or composite scalingWhy the FUCK should canon Frieza fight composite Megatron? That's genuinely retarded
>>152865224I mean just look at them scrambling for Gohan/Mark. They are pleading with Death Battle to give them a pity win by having Gohan fight someone hundreds of thousands of times weaker.
>>152865213>Nobody gives a fucking shit about Genshin anymoreIs that true?
>>152865125They remade the Beerus arc so many times that there isn't really a good definitive version. The anime version was terrible, the manga skipped it over. The best version would be the movie if it wasn't for Goku absorbing SSG into his base, completely throwing the powerscale out of wack and leading to people thinking base Cabba rapes and gapes SS4 Gogeta. It looks like the new remake is retconning that out.
>>152865243I don't see anyone talk about it anymore. I just see people talking about that gacha with the fat girl
>>152865244>the manga skipped it overNo, the manga has it. It's only like, five chapters, but it's there.
How was kylemon waiting period?
>>152865224>but Dragonballfags are pathetic for not letting Megatron have any of his stronger formsSchizobro thinks DBZ fans have any sway over Death Battle.
>>152865237DB said it was going to be composite Megatron
>>152865263A lot of cuck posting by one guy. Sometimes it wouldn't happen for 3 days in a row. But people were reading Kyle's comics to see what the fuck the Life Equation was and people collectively realized it meant nothing.
>>152865244>The best version would be the movie if it wasn't for Goku absorbing SSG into his base, completely throwing the powerscale out of wack The powerscale was thrown out of wack the moment an angry SSJ Vegeta suddenly was able to briefly press Beerus, who was toying with SSJ3 Goku before that.
>>152865263It was heaven on earth, the best waiting period from recent memory.
>>152865284>angry SSJ Vegeta suddenly was able to briefly press Beerus, who was toying with SSJ3 Goku before thatThat was such a wtf moment that for I second I thought Bleach guy wrote it.
What a kino fucking character
>>152865189Honestly a slightly wanked Kratos could beat a standard Nolan.Mostly just because of his Greek toolkit though.
>>152865284A rage boost making you able to overcome a x4 gap isn't that crazy
>>152865267>Massive part of the audience begs DB for pity wins>Erm but how do DBZ fans have any sway??!?!?!?SILENCE, BITCHONBALL
>>152865284SSJ2 Vegeta, he got that bioelectric.
>>152865263Bunch of cuckposting pushed by a singular indian originating from a childhood crush Simon got over after 2 episodes, followed by that same pajeet going completely radio silent for the entire day after Kyle inevitably lost, pretty funny in retrospect
>>152865283I was a reader anon then.It was super frustrating trying to figure out anything about the life equation so I just said "Fuck it" I'll read it myself.
>>152865263It was hell on earth.
>>152865263it was earth
>>152865322>childhood crushWho
>>152865347Same, I liked the comics I ended up reading though so it wasn't all that bad. It's funny looking back seeing people who swore the LE was an insta-win button and the fight ended up being an anti-spiral rematch.
>>152865380Yoko. Simon had a crush on her. Yoko liked Kamina. Simon ends up with a different girl shortly after and married her.
>>152865263The match up was actually discussed and memed about on the daily, so much better than the last 3 months
>>152865409Why not self insert into Kamina
>>152865432Because he's not his bro. He's Simon the Digger
>>152865395The period ended up coloring some of my opinions on how we take comic book characters from DC and Marvel and basically turn them into fun house mirror versions of their greatest hits.
Boruto would solo your hero's verse btw.
>>152865432Because he's dead.
Guys, do we know if after BvR, the MU is actually good? Literally, the MUs since January makes the waiting period boring.
>>152865449Shut the fuck up, Boruto-tard. Your entire series piggy back rides on Naruto, and not on his own merit. Fitting for a nepo-baby.
>KILLEDHISSERIESruto
>>152865461Probably not, but if I'm honest even if it was we're not getting waiting periods like Hulkzilla, Yugiash and Kylemon anymore. This is probably going to be the new norm.
>>152865491Except Naruto is the most prominent anime since its inception...
The period after Krasura was the funniest
I don't even get why Borutofags try anymore. Their new series is built around Otsutsuki asspulls and not-Naruto fighting not-Sasuke after some girl uses omnipotence to reset everyone's memory.
>>152865495>Probably not, but if I'm honest even if it was we're not getting waiting periods like Hulkzilla, Yugiash and Kylemon anymore. This is probably going to be the new normdon't love hope, man. don't let junko win
>>152865501Yeah, Naruto. Not BoruSHART.
BORUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS
Boruto is like Gohan, except you take all of Gohan's flaws and negative perception, and crank it up to 11.The only time he EVER peaked was the movie/Episode 1-65 plot. And even THEN, he still needed to be reminded that he's a little shit.
>>152865495There is still 682day
Fun fact: Boruto is Japanese for abortion, which is what Naruto and Hinata wish they had done to their chud son
>>152865516Despair or Agony, pick your suffering.
>>152865263Wasn’t the worst thing in the world on other forums, only here was someone going crazy posting very long copy pastas about Kyle getting cucked by a guy named Simon in the shower and Simon crying over Yoko
>>152865501Nah.
Deku vs Miles was THE best waiting period ever, I still remember the caos and original pastas of those threads and laugh.
Boruto gave us Sarada
>>152865189No Yggdrasil scaling? Ez Kratos stomp.
1. Deku vs Miles (Street Hunter memes were the funniest shit ever)2. Krasura (Hilarious and reminded everyone that DB is run by retarded subhumans)3. Kylemon (Tons of hype, cuckjeet practically carried it with his copypastas though)
>>152865579Name one anime more iconic since Naruto entered the scene.
TWINKuto kissing BVLLuke while KEKura watches from the KEK chair
>>152865609Dragonball, Pokemon, One Piece
"Ayo' so this is where dem crackas' teach their hero shit uh? *Starts groping all the girl's asses*"
>>152865609JJK.
>>152865556If it actually happens most of the waiting period will be dcfags arguing about the lizard anti-feats or wanking Doomsday to irrelevant shit on the other hand scpfags will be talking about their schizo scaling
>>152865587Another reason why it's a negative
>>152865613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAwngGRdqfYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykSMlKScHGsCanonically true
>>152865626ETL illiteratesis...
>>152865609Kimetsu no Yaiba
Boruto is the main characterGohan isn't the main characterEnough said
>>152865609Nardo is mid trash. If it wasn't in Jump it'd be completely forgotten.
Let's see some mercenary match ups!
>>152865694>If it wasn't in Jump it'd be completely forgotten.But enough about all other shonen series!
>>152865722Who the hell are these literal who's supposed to be unc? Get with the times already!
Boruto no diffs Gohan btw
Post Boruto destroying a hill
Are you guys unemployed
>>152865941No I shitpost while I'm working.
>>152865941I have no job. No education. No prospects. I live with my parents. I am over 30 years old.
>>152865941No I work as an accountant while trying to get an accounting degree and I want to take my own life
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152865956GODly...
>>152865956How did you pull that off
>>152865956nulybro...
>>152865956KratosGOD...
>>152865957Your hero fellow mathchad?
>>152865609Gegege no Kitaro, Astroboy, Dragon Ball, Dr. Slump, Sailor Moon, Lupin the Third, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Martian Successor Nadesco, Outlanders, Evangelion, Urusei Yatsura, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, Samurai Champloo, Pokemon, Digimon, Gundam, Getter Robo, Speed Racer, Maison Ikkoku, Tenchi Muyo, Panty and Stocking, Azumanga Daioh, Slayers, Eiken, I can go on, if you'd like.
>>152865941I'm a full time powerscaler. It's hard work but it's fulfilling. My job is very valuable, I keep fandoms under control. It's like whack-a-mole, when a fandom sticks out too much I slam them right back down with the trvke nvkes. The internet without people like me would be a frightening thing.
>>152865941Powerscaling on /dbg/ is my job.
I have a question for any of the like 4 other Disgaea fans here, is a Netherworld a planet or a universe?
*Turns everyone in this thread jewish*You're welcome
>>152866026suddenly … suddenly my portfolio is GREEN, w-while everyone else is bleeding and hemorrhaging and starving… how did that happen!?!?
>>152865770Who gives a shit about those humans, give me the clanker.
>>152866019A planet is the best way to look at it.
>>152865998EFL illiteracyxro....
JobSalaryHeroWaifu
>>152866026All Amerifats and Eurocucks kneel before your master!
>>152864782>10x more attractive>10x more powerful>is actually a pedophile instead of just pretending to be one to get what she wants>can transform into a dragon the size of mountainsShe's just better.
>>152866054I can keep going if you'd like.
>>152866123>>10x more powerfulShe is wall level?
>>152866140dragon maid characters have good on screen feats
>>152866026>sees palestinian childi HATE weakling
Scale him
>>152866148Yeah, I know that. Just making fun of Makima shitty AP feats.
>>152866129ENLxir...
>>152866176stronger than MY HERO'S entire verse
Caine is MY BITCH.>b-b-but Essential Divinity's protection!I am closer to God then that bum ever will be. I can negotiate something with that old man.>Mark of CainBecomes a QoS tattoo>WOD's cosmology!Universal at best.
>>152866200Lord Paragon...
>>152866200>Another cheeky brat thinks he can escape Samsara
>>152866200You.FUCKING.Lose.
>>152866200Zooble...
>152866218>>Another cheeky brat thinks he can escape Samsara
>>152866227I loved this
>152866219>You.>FUCKING.>Lose.
>KEKcel babble
>EXCELEXCELEXCELEXCELEXCELLiterally who? Rent free lol.
>KEKcel immediately felt called out
>Still letting a literal who rent freeCucky Caine...
>Fregoli
>1A?>MFTL?>Boundless?>Sorry kiddo, you got work tomorrow
Every single character is Open Source if you want.
>QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE
>erases the mark of caineWODingles...
>>152866279Big Yahu vs Masayoshi ShidoCorrupt Politicians working for the DemiurgeWho wins???
Anyway, JANNU feet
>>152864700Sonic and his RAPE victim
>>152865959As a true DBZ fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES Goku. Because Sonic pumping Goku's tight oily little bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's red and swollen shut will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
We're posting OCsLemme post an actual good one
>>152866331>>152866348Who cares Yujiro RAPES and GAPES Michaelangelo and the whole TMNT verse.
>>152866323
>>152866370I pray for Yujiro's asshole when he disovers that a turtle's dick makes up 2 1/2s of their body...
>>152866370Yujiro wouldn't stand a chance against the BATTLE NEXUS CHAMPION.
>>152866362Who tf is this
>>152866376>the 2003 Turtles were said to have the strength to shatter mountains near the end of the series
>>152866391A supermanbro who's also a MLAATR fan and has contributed more to the MLAATR community then the sissy who shall not be named
>>152866362>Posts Superman but robot
>>152866403You make it sound like contributing more to MLAATR than him is some impossible feat that can’t be achieved.
>>152866403I want to have sex with her
Post some fire breather matchups
>>152866413XJ-0 is a dude.
>>152866425And?
>>152866425Idk he does have an ass on him
The fact anyone ITT knows anything about MLAATR is pretty embarrassing
>>152866432>Koslov fuses with some rocksFinally... A worthy opponent...
>>152866435Yeah we need to post more CAPEgold and SHONENgems, not this kidslop
>>152866435>The fact that anyone knows about a cartoon on the cartoon board is pretty embarrassingTourisrBITCH…
>>152866432Built for KINGtos cock.
It's happening i swear
You’re gonna make me shart
>>152866493Favorite character?
>>152866508Netanyahu
We need more of the following stuff to make Unc ahh millenials mad and show them that Death Battle is no longer their territory so they will fuck off to their TV Tropes coded forums where they think nothing is greater then the multiverse (except G-d):>Analogue Horror>Mobile Games>Gacha>Creepypasta>Murder Drones>The Amazing World of Gumball>Homestuck>Doki Doki Literature Club>FNaF>Undertale>A Hat in Time>Pizza Tower>AntonBlast>VTubers
My gock.Your goonclitty.Do the math.
Team Monsterverse >>>>>>> JLA
>>152863864this is the 4th time you've said this and as a Transformers fan I'd like a new episode
>>152866623>shoots you in the dicknow what
>>152866656Finally, a transformers W>Looks at the rest of the MatchupsIt's fucking over.
>>152866535Which is the most recent franchise featured on death battle?
>>152866627>Godzilla the fucking jobber who got nearly killed by two Mutos making Shimo bow to him
>>152866656If this ends up being the MU for Mark then yeah Gohan fighting Ultraman Zero is a lock.
>>152866627I don't see my hero bowing.
>>152866687Probably Genshin or Among Us/Fall Guys
>>152866053Yeah, so what I’m getting at the moment is they’ve got the Underworld, which is established in Makai Kingdom and is maybe different from a Netherworld in that I think it’s just actual Hell, the Netherworld space, Earth, Celestia, and then wherever the Item World and Chara World fall into things, I’ll have to look at Unlosing Ranger some more to see if that adds anything.Shame the Underworld probably won’t get any future exploration since they made its Overlord a rapist.
>>152866681It can't be that bad, lemme see the transformers Ls>IDW Shockwave vs Archie Eggman/Doctor Doom/Brainiac>X vs Primal>Optimus vs Superman>Overlord vs Juggernaut>Vilgax vs MegatronIt's fucking over...
>>152866656>RodimusFuck off, I like Rodimus, and he's been shitted on ever since post S3. I don't Rodimus to get shitted on.
>>152866738YUM YUM YUMEROOO!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SELF INSERT AS KINGTOS THERE WITH ALL THESE SUCCULENT SISSIES!!!
>>152866759Biggest bullshitter Vs. Biggest ass-puller
Never knew why you used an allegory
>>152866728Oh right there’s also the Carnage Dimension but I think it’s a parallel dimension not necessarily a higher or lower one.
Do the roar.
>>152866681>Finally, a transformers WYou just know Death Battle will give Mark a wank that will put Kratos wank to shame
>>152866732Primal would beat X
>>152866827WelpIg my only hope is MegaxI've been seeing Redditors wanting to make this into an army battle with the decepticons vs vilgax's associates but its pretty retarded imo>Oh yeah dude Eon and Albedo would totally be as close to Vilgax as the rest of the decepticons
>>152866858Can Primal tank Time Stop hax or Black Holes?
>>152864782>>152866123Lucoa is for the Chiyo match up
>>152866868Time Stop no but he's comparable to characters that can destroy black holes also he can only die if he chooses to as he can come back from the AllSpark after death in a new body after he became a hippie freak
>>152866859would Vilgax get the time bomb and his Reboot stuff like Alien V?
>Crater Critters>Any Rock/Mineral related character>Brad>Sheldon>Don Prima>Kenny (XK9)>Serial Designation N>Optimus Prime>Ben 10>Danny Phantom>Dexter>Jimmy Neutron>Timmy Turner>Sonic the Hedgehog>Robotboy>Bender>Daredevil>The Question>The Thing>Johnny Bravo>Kratos>EVEN SUPERMAN NOW
>>152866123The strongest female pedophile in fiction...
>>152866871I honestly still think Lucoa wins this
>>152866904Idk desu
His matchup?
>>152866919Chiyo-nee doesn't have a lot of onscreen feats due to the nature of her series, yeah. At most, we get vague statements about her being able to time loop stuff or completely rewrite reality, but we don't really know how she'd do that.At the very least, she at least has sex with her shota onscreen, giving her at least something concrete above Lucoa.
Do it for them. All the women who've had their voices silenced, all the Black lives that were taken, and all the trans kids denied their transitions... All their sorrow, all their RAGE, it burns within you now. Use it, wield it like a weapon. Unleash it. DO. THE. ROAR.
>>152866940always with the scenarios
Post Superman railing Reimu
>>152866331Kek, based, canon.
>>152864882>Reddit spacing
>SHITperman
>>152866942From the thumbnail I thought this was a long haired man with huge abs. Imagine my disappointment, a fucking f*id.
>>152866940>>152866959How is this even a contest? It's a fight, not a debate. Silvio would fucking demolish Jimmy.
>>152866804>>152866953...
>>152866983Is Excel the reincarnation of that Akagi fag that used to haunt the boards over a decade ago?
>>152866983KEKcel can’t stop it
>>152866985okay then who?
I think this is a coordinated attack.Why would 'celsior appear as soon as "Lord Paragon" leaves? As soon as Victor leaves? Do the faggot of this board have a natural aversion to eachother?
>>152867000H-he’s right…
>>152866989Do the roar.
>>152867017all me
>>152867033The ban finally wore off?Go ahead, I'll storytime his r"ddit since this place is fucking hopeless.
>>152867049you can ban evade in seconds thoughbeit
>>152866887>Time stop noWell that's a big problem for him.Could he tank the Mother Elf?Also what's the max wank he can get? X could get Metal Sonic tier wank thanks to X Dive
From Excelsior's Reddit, just a few hours after his 'suicide'>I'm sick of play doe and his platonic forms being LARPed as things beyond the multiverse>I'd probably prefer to see a cosmology influenced by the CCRU or Deleuze and Guttari>It's weird how even someone as postmodern as Grant Morrison backpedals into old stuff>Taoism is cool ig tooAnd there it is folks! Lying about suicide so HE can guiltrip the members of this place. I don't think even Chris-chan did this despicable shit.
Deadly Clone Battle
>>152867049Caine sissyYou can't distort the truthFeed them propaganda, and they'll eat it upBut it won't make any difference outside of these halls.
>>152867068>>>>>>>>Taoism is cool>He says this after his supposed 'suicide'bro underwent an immortality ritual; the supposed suicide was just a means to throw off the enforcers of hell that hunt those who live past their life span.
Does the porn actually get deleted by jannies or the pornspammer just deletes it in self-preservation
Israeli IP'S should be blocked from all parts of 4chan imo. Would save most of this site's problems.
>>152867000It is less so the governing morality of the characters, and more so the amount of intricacy injected into the setting. In a braiblet setting, the hero makes the righteous decision and there is no fallout, the evil bad guy was just evil and made evil decisions evilly and defeating him and then following through with the author pontificates upstanding actions allows an undercurrent of oppressed good characters to then produce a setting with no issues. The evil bad guy wasn’t just some technocrat executing sensible, but unpopular, domestic policies, he was just an asshole.All you need to do is think about it for five seconds, the dashing hero lowers tax rates, which were raised to extremely high rates because of course, the old king was just an asshole. It’s not that the unwashed masses are retarded and need to have decisions made for them by smarter people, it’s not that the hero is delusional and doesn’t stop for a moment to consider human nature.Now, the infrastructure is collapsing, the state militia is underfunded and can’t quash the latest protest over candy not being free, now everyone is starving and barbarians are raping children to death. Basically hitler did nothing wrong.
>>152867029
>>152867106SHITler lost, clittycel.
>>152867068>I don't think even Chris-chan did this despicable shit.He did actually make suicide threatsBarb made suicide threats too...Looking this up on CWC wiki was really depressing, did you know that Chris pretends his dead father is still alive and now an imaginary friend?He made a playing card out of his dead dad and the mother he rapedFucking hell
Atleast Scatbrat was on topic with BleachEveryone United against him
>>152867064Dive gives X most of the same shot as Zero but X also gets the Dive Armor NEXT which was kinda busted.
ROAR.
>general immediately goes to ultra shit when MarvelGODS left
>There are unironic natsois in hereDo I need to teach you a lesson again?
Lol
>>152867157My HERO was support ISRAEL
>>152867193TRUTH, JUSTICE and A BETTER TOMORROW don't descriminate CHUD.
>>152867106
Give me some adam smasher matchups
THIS IS IT FASCISTS!THE END OF YOUR FUTURE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>152867175WOKERman
>>152867069What could Mileena do against adamantium?
>>152867228adam jensen
>>152867240Jensen has almost 1 to 1 the same kit as V can have, and V won.So Jensen wins.
>>152866940Miles Edgesworth
>>152867228Frank Horrigan
>>152867064I have no idea if the Mother Elf could erase Primal's spark since it'd need to target his spark in the AllSpark to stop him from coming back rather then the physical one as for his max wank excluding AllSpark scaling which is too new and requires more context to use he’s be scaling to the Transformers multiverse which is infinite + 12 dimensions
>>152867260>No diffed by a tribal>Absurd speed blitzCome on
>>152867235Nta, but Mileena can inhale an entire person and spit the bones out.
>>152867228Robocop
>>152867272God i wish that were me
>>152866827If they're using IDW fag rod then all is forgiven
>>152867260>>152867280these would be good tabletop smasher matchupsanime smasher's time stop is too op
>>152867232Kill yourself.
Are thete any actually debatable homelander matchups?
>>152867304Homelander vs Captain America
>>152867299General Grievous then
>>152867310Movie Cap or comics Cap?
>>152867301>Sorry chuddy, but your full of hate and I am full of love
>>152867310Isn't Homelander implied to be tough enough to survive nukes? How could Cap even do anything? He wouldn't last a second.
>>152867310Yujiro
>>1528673142003 clone wars grevious or canon jobber grevious?2003 grevious still gets speed blitzed but he's at least used to being speed blitzed by people he kills
>>152867329Will R&G both at the same time if they keep aiding fascist empires.
>>152867314>>152867333I don't think Smasher can recover from being hit by a lightsaber
>>152867304Apparently some people want him to fight TFO Sentinel and he might have a chance in that one since that specific version of Sentinel has 0 notorious feats lol
>>152867333Shouldn't 2003 Grievous scale to 2003 Jedi? He speedblitzed a lot of the upper tier masters.
>>152867228Kratos.
>>152867228Jiren.
>>152867228My Bvll
>>152867343he face tanked a nuke and cyberpunk has its own plasma swords, which haven't been enough to kill him>>152867350he should scale to the jedi he's actually killed, i.e mostly padawans but zero mastersalso (effective) time-stop > force speedhe's definitely way faster than non-anime smasher or anime smasher without the sandy active tho
>>1528673812003 Grievous' first "onscreen" kill is a Jedi Master.
>>152867325Homelander's clone literally died to normal machine gun fire.If Billy Butcher can kick Homelander's ass, Cap should no diff him.
>>152867381Legends Grevious killed several Jedi Masters.I'm not sure if he did in the 2003 cartoon specifically, you might be right about that. I think he did beat some, I don't know if he killed them. Also, the power-level of Jedi Masters in the 2003 cartoon varies wildly.
Azathoth is KING.
>>152867411...of the cosmic laundromat.
>>152867407>>152867410no that was 2003 grevious and an entire army of super battle droidsdoesn't countunless you want to make it arasaka vs cis i guess
>>152867409He was severely injured when that happened
>>152867419He personally killed the guy. 2003 Grievous really enjoys being the one to actually kill Jedi.
>>152867427lies detected
>>152867433Anon...
>>152867419>arasaka vs cisCoughing Baby vs Nuke
Lord CHADagon…
Is the Sandevistan a time stop? I thought it just made you REALLY fast.
>>152867320Kill yourself.
>>152867272And not just humans. Denizen of Outworld as well.
>Kill yourself.
>>152867436okay post a youtube clip or something because everything i can find of his first scene has a billion sbd's backing him up>>152867438yeah that's fair>>152867454anime sandy is technically just really fast but to the point its effectively a time stop (david was in multiple places at once while using it which wouldn't be possible if its only speed) game sandy just makes you really fast old tabletop rpg sandy just gave you a initiative bonus
Homelander vs praetorian is debatable but super crooks is too niche
>>152867477He used the army to annihilate the Republican forces until only the Jedi are left, but he personally killed the Jedi. His introduction has a Jedi Master contacting Skywalker and Kenobi while fighting him.
Reminder: Sonic hates Oppression. Sonic is HIM.Fascist chuddy clittycels lose to GODnic
Fascism has a reality bias
>>152867493i'm not convinced but if we say that's true and he does scale to the masters i still don't think there's any speed feats in 2003 that match the anime sandybut maybe legends grevious could
MY.HERO.
>>152867518Jobbed to ISRAELman…
>>152867514If we take the high ends for blaster bolt velocity, Grievous should be moving at relativistic speeds. He's also insanely durable.
>>152867538>high ends for blaster bolt velocityyeah but is that a 2003 feat or a legends feat?
>152867537>ZionazismFor a general that worships HEROES, you guys sure are ZEROES.
>>152867544They never specify bolt speed in 2003, and the calcs are referring to both canon and Legends. It's rather inconsistent. Most measurements range from hypersonic to lightspeed.
Huh. Sonic won another thread, just like that.Gives me chills, the sheer DOMINANCE.
>>152867551Okay, but Supes would support Israel, unironically
I’d rather win lol
HAVE THEM BALLZ NIGGA
>>152867579Yeah? Well too bad you're a fuckup and you suck.
>>152867573Golden Age yeah
Based!
>>152867579Only HEROES winand true heroes PUNCH NAZIS
>>152867597Take a look at my wad, pussy.>OH IM UNEMPLOYED>OH THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE ME MONIES>OH IM A PERFORMATIVE SNOY
Mariobros, it's time to repent for your sins and accept that your favourite plumber is a KING who supports positive masculinity
>>152867559i'd count that as a legends/canon feat not a 2003 feat thenand if we lowball it to hypersonic it definitaly does not outspeed the sandyit does outspeed him when he's not using the sandyi was looking up statslines for smasher in the tabletop rpg and without the sandy active he has a MA of 30 with his dragoon body, which makes him run at about 27 m/s without the sandy activeas far as i can tell, and correct me on this if i'm wrong, the best running feat we see from 2003 grevious is him catching up to the elevator palpatine is onthe fastest elevators in the world move at about 10 m/s, so even if we double that 2003 grevious seems to be slower than smasher is even without the sandy
We must correct the media literacy of the subhuman incels here... KKKrackers cannot ruin the reputation of the VS Community...
>>152867660>I AM SILLY
I’m not even right wing jej, I just hate my-liberals and neoliberals
>>152867639Kill yourself AI troon.
>>152867674My sentiments exactly
>>152867667Bigots are very silly, that is correct.And they shouldn't be allowed near MY HEROES.
I think it’s time to redeem it
>>152867651Grievous' best speed feat in 2003 would be outrunning blaster fire from the LAAT, I'd argue. The Palpatine elevator also looks a lot faster than normal elevators, and Grievous wasn't going all out there. This is also just his travelling speed and not his combat speed, which is significantly faster.
>>152867731normal elevators are 2.5 m/s which is why i assumed it would be equal to the fastest elevators on earth irl, which are 10 m/s. if you get much faster than that g-forces start to fuck you upand yeah obviously he wasn't going all out, he caught up to it after it had already started going down. which is why i doubled the 10 m/s to 20 m/s, which is still slower than 27 m/s
What all TRUE HEROES must support:>Women's Body Autonomy>LGBTQIA+ Rights>Positive Masculinity>Hard Work>Humanity>Loving Thy Neighbour no matter the Race, Gender, Religion or Nationality>Respecting Other's Cultures>Age of Consent is 21+>Nofap>Protecting the Weak>Friendship>Picking. Up. A Pencil!>Anti-Authoritarianism>Democracy>Equality>Egalitarianism>Fulfilling your duties to help those in needIf your hero doesn't do any of these, how can you call yourself a hero? Can we just normalize being a good fucking person!
>>152867767I don’t actually support any of these
Excel please kill yourself
>>152867776>t. Bigoted EVIL chud
>>152867789I’m not Excel
Don't delay the inevitable Excel.Kill yourself.
>>152867789We MoralCHADS killed that chud my fellow /co/mrade
Why would I
>>152867767Erm actually this EVIL BRIGAND Arthur EVILgan supports all those things and he is an EVIL lawbreaking EVIL man.
Kill yourself Excel.Troon adjacent.
>>152867807Everyone can be redeemed...
Clearly my actions upset you deeply, and that’s good enough for me
>>152867789>>152867802>>152867812True HEROES don't kill people or encourage self-harm you incel freak
>Clearly my actions upset you deeply, and that’s good enough for me
JUST MAKE A NEW ONE NOOOOW
I'm just a little silly guy buddy :DDDDJust supporting trans rights and helping people, doing the right thing y'knowLike A HEROLike SUPERMAN.
Greeting Jalter! Smiling at Jalter! Telling Jalter she looks beautiful! Making Jalter laugh! Making a gift for Jalter! Saying goodbye to Jalter! Studying Jalter's routine! Finding an isolated area she visits at a certain time of day! Greeting Jalter! Making Jalter laugh! Smiling at Jalter! Telling Jalter I understand her and care about her! Making Jalter feel safe! Luring Jalter into a more isolated area! Drugging Jalter! Holding her down as sheJalterics and passes out! Dragging Jalter! Strapping Jalter to a chair! Slapping Jalter until she wakes up! Laughing as Jalter begins to crease up her face to cry! Telling Jalter she's ugly! Telling Jalter I pretended to like her! Telling Jalter how stupid she is for falling for this! Punching Jalter in the tummy! Hurting Jalter! Burning cigarettes on Jalter! Hearing Jalter cry and beg for me to stop! Telling Jalter I hate her and she will die no matter what and that nobody knows where she is or can help her! Raping Jalter! Deflowering Jalter! Hurting Jalter and being rough as I violate her! Slapping Jalter as I rape her! Licking her tears off her face! Cumming inside Jalter! Punching Jalter in the tummy until she vomits blood! Apologising to Jalter. Comforting Jalter. Telling Jalter I didn’t mean it and will bring her home. Smiling as Jalter genuinely starts to believe me. Hitting Jalter hard! Knocking Jalter's teeth out! Raping Jalter's toothless mouth! Telling Jalter I lied again! Cumming inside Jalter's mouth! Telling Jalter she’s about to die! Telling Jalter she will go link lost and will just cease to exist, like before she was born! Slitting her throat! Greeting Jeanne!
Yup, Good Guys won this Thread.MoralCHADS win again!
>>152867616>Naruto in the imageHe's a canon Chud
>>152867857
>>152867867>>152867884https://youtu.be/8JjIVeOdzGI?si=jqU14GFu19lnwCvK
Cucky Caine...
I kind of don’t need to bother with you
>Cucky Caine FLEDKWAB!
>>152867908I’ve already raped you
i FUARKING lost...
>>152867923Cucky Caine...It's okay...Please, be a BETTER MEN.Be a HERO.Be a DECENT HUMAN BEING.
>>152867867The fact that he has a health bar at all implies he can be killed.
No lol
Also, Lillith is my bitch, I wouldn't even bother raping her, she's for Kratos to handle with.
Your arguments are dogshitThey don’t make any senseThe continual fascination with me implies your more invested than I amYour heroes and ideas are gay and weakI already got your confessions via seething
>>152867963>Your arguments are dogshit>They don’t make any senseSuperman is BEYOND LOGIC, Good Wins.>Your heroes and ideas are gay and weakCope, HEROES win. Good wins. Humanity wins. Compassion wins.
It's getting kind of scary now...
>>152866692I dunno, those MUTOs died and Godzilla didn't so.... It wasn't exactly a job-match.
I spam retweet this random bitch on twitter for like 5 years and I like make this weird friendship with a dude who spams borderline guro with his insert
>>152867977Superman kneeled to a gorilla, a moth, and a big lizard.
You use plebbit and Xitter.
I like to think about things, evaluate other people’s psychology, it’s a hobby of mine.
>>152867997Oh oh, do me! Analyze me!
>>152867987>>152867995>>152867997ChudHIVE...
>>152867995I don’t even have a Reddit or twitter account lol
>>152867831Doesn't Excel have a Reddit account?Lmao
Hmm
I think I’d rather do the same lol, it’s based
Anyhow, just kill yourself excel.
what the FUARK is "reddit"?
>>152868015>Immediate seething over literally whoMoving the Goalpost won't save you cucky caine...
>>152868026>Mindbroken so badly that he needs to associate MoralCHADS with KEKcelsiorEnvy isn't healthy for you cucky caine
My headcanon is that the Sonicfag rape apologist and the Nazi are friends
>>152868041I suppose you could say that
>>152868041The nazi and cucky caine are definitely associated, must be some sort of occultist nazi shitImagine letting jews rent free this hard in your mind
I wonder how much you know lol
>>152868041Are you still mad about this?Really?Still?You never ever managed to prove that rape is wrong even once, but you're still seething?>>152867884>A crime against free willSo is anything you don't want to do.I have to get up in 5 hours to go to my job, is that rape?
HERO!
HEROES!
That shit is literally just what he posts lol
Zero...
>>152868083Your hero jobs to rape AND to authoritarians.Sit down.
>>152868103>Your hero jobs to rape AND to authoritari-ACK!!!
Frankly, I actually don’t care.I just like drama.
Anyway, Superman RAPES and GGAPES GoKEK and his entire verse
Then, it is settled.The Winner is Superman.
>>152868136SUPERMAN LOOK OUT
Is this lore accurate for each series?
>>152868136I unironically wanted this matchup
>>152868156Not really, VtM Caine chills out after multiple millennia.He's a curmudgeon, not an edgelord.
>>152868158"Everyone has the capability to do good, It's not too late. Give up before we're forced to stop you" - Superman and The Omniverse Army vs The Scarlet King
>>152868191>curmudgeonWell put
Powerscaling?
>>152868202It's literally on his character sheet.
>>152868201Cainefaggot: I WILL KILL EVERYSINGLE ONE OF YO-ACK!!!
Hey little cutie, I was born for love
I like evil and good heroes desuEvery story needs a good villain so the hero can shine
Sorry Caine, you were late to the line to fuck Excel.
Caine vs Supes is kino
>>152867228Sundowner
>>152868243Post the image
HEROES!Zeros...
>>152868237But in the end...The Hero WINS
>>152868264If he’s worthy
>>152868246>Fight GODperman effortlessly wins
>>152868265Good isn't something your worthy toAnyone can be Good.but at the same time anyone can be Evil.
>>152868246>Superman convinces the Essential Divinity to put an end to Caine's miseryIt is quite Kino
>>152868274That’s where your wrong, kiddoEhehe *coldsteels you*
>>152868284SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
>>152868292Aristotle got one thing right.Retards can’t exercise morality.
Excel stop HBOCing Superman
>>152868297>Associating CapeGODS with 'celMINDBROKEN BITCH.
>>152868297If you read my thoughts you’d know why I love him
>>152868296>SHITlosophyJobs to Law and Agriculture.
LMAO Superman beat Scarlet Kek who has suggslayers scaling, what makes you think WOD is anything on Superman?Superman has dealt with it before probably
That meltdown yesterday was funny
Excel hereI sat down and my massive cock and balls got crushed under my muscular, Adonis-like bodyMy 10 girlfriends are kissing it better but it really hurts
>>152868322>Toxic MasculinityOUT.OF.THESE.HALLS!!!
>>152868322Then Superman RAPED me btw
>>152868322my gfs? transgender
>>152868246>Superman; a being who's fueled by the sunVs>A fucking vampireJee i wonder who wins that one.
>>152868330Caine isn't a vampire, his children are vampires.
Caine got MINDBROKEN by CapeCHADS
Opinions on Reimu
Excel is ducking Reiko the Beautiful btw.
>>152868368>GODDESSkoDid nothing wrong.
Reminder.>>152828589
I use Jenny because I’m too much of a pussy to use the real one
I JUST HATEEVERY WOMANIN FICTIONRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Check this out
>>152868379>>152868384>>152868396>t.
>>152868405It’s rape though
>>152868410Take your meds, I'm going to sleep.No amount of esoteric practice will enable you to touch me, physically or spiritually or whatever
LOLLMAOKEKYCHOOKY
NOOO DONT GAPE ME CAINE NOOOOOO
/dbg/ is the only place on /co/ that will get mad if you argue that irl rape is bad and try and debate you about it
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>>152868437ZETSUBOOOOOOUUUUTOOOOOOOOOS!kibousura...
Post Caine (WOD) having any cultural relevance
>>152868437Put GoKEK on the other side
Cainecuck was brutally raped and had his asshole gaped by 16 BLACK BVLLs in the summer of 1997...Sad!
Why are you such a pussy?
>He won't show his face>He needs to hide within the collective and use totalitarian tacticsIt's okay cucky caine, you lost. Deal with it.
I have respect for the other guy funny enough
>he won’t show his face
SneedGODS own Huntercucks
I think we need to put the pretenses aside now
Idk about all of that but Jesus solos them all
I wanna see Lord Paragon fight Excelsior next thread.
new bread? Where's the baker?
>>152868562excel said we're not allowed to bake any more threads and MY HERO is too scared to go against him...
>>152868625>>152868625>>152868625New bread made by HEROES who will SOLO excel and make him WATCH JENNY get GAPED by BETTER MEN!!
CHADzis won.SHITperman lost.
