How different would the show have been if Connie was a boy?
>>152865299gay
gayer
Ménage à trois with Steven and Peedee.
>>152865299There would have been a huge amount of (boy)Connie x Pearl /ss/ stuff. And hopefully just as much (boy)Connie x Greg stuff too.
>>152865313It honestly may have done Steven some good to get some dick in him. May have genuinely straightened him out or fucked some spine into him.
>>152865299>More like "How different would /co/ be if we didn't get lust-provoking thread bots asking time-wasting questions".
Does anyone else have dreams about fusion?
>>152865323Full on gay.
Everyone would get really tired of him trying to rape every female character and shitting all over the place.
>>152865299Ahhh hell... my drawing hand is acting up for Conner
>>152868389Do it Smeet. Let the drawing hand loose and run wild with him.
>>152865313Yes that's the point.
>>152868389You can do it.
>>152866673>huge amount of (boy)Connie x Pearl /ss/ stuff. And hopefully just as much (boy)Connie x Greg stuff too.Ah, a man of quality
>>152869553>>152869930Very cute.
>>152869553I think I like this boy Connie idea.
>>152865299It would have been slightly gayer than it already was.
>>152865299Incredibly gayer but Coven would've been a great fusion.
>>152866673>Boy Connie comes back from his training with Pearl completly exausted>Steven looks at him and asks what happened>Boy Connie answers:>"Pearl said... I needed to work on my endurance..."
>>152871660Boy Connie would never get a moments rest but the results will definitely be worth it.
>>152871350Twink or twunk?
>>152865299Somehow feels even girlier than girl Connie.
>>152865299Steven would have fucked his mom
>>152871660>Boy Connie (Conrad) is always coming over because he popped his first boner to Garnet, and he's been chasing that high for years.
>>152872059Definitely a twunk
>>152871660>>152872929>Conrad: I'm sorry for having sex your mother figure Steven>Steven: don't worry I had sex with your mom so we are even>Conrad: bro>Steven: bro>Manly handshake
>>152866366Agreed
>>152865299I'm sure they would still ship him with Steven's dad.
>>152874669They fucking better
>>152869930This is adorable. Who's the artist?
Oyakodon with (boy) Connie and his mom.
>>152875471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw03lNrBARI
>>152870346Cute boys are for everyone.
>>152873853Well, that's interesting
>>152865323Gayest.
>>152876698Sad. Boy Connie is disappointingly rare.
Was hoping this would turn out to be the boy thread.
>>152881160It still can be
>>152880022Yeah, I really wish I knew.
>>152880022How come?
>>152882181Hey I hope so. Would love to see what others may think of a boy Connie design and just more boys
>>152865299genuinely, why didnt rebecca sugar do this? then there wouldve been both gay AND lesbian representation
>>152884040No clue. Honestly it feels like it would have been the best choice all around. And it may have been interesting for Steven to have another guy in his life that was his age but with a different experience.
>>152883239I don't think there's many fan ideas for him out there.
>>152873347Hot.
>>152865299What if the crystal gems were men?
>>152881160Doesn't look like it will be.
>Samurai Jack but indianEh, at least it would be better than Steven.
>>152868389What are you thinking of doing with him?
it would have simply not aired at all.
>>152888977Unfortunately that is probably true. Not a lot of cute gay boys.
>>152888868Honestly doesn't sound half bad when you say it like that.
>>152890374Any actual examples?
>>152865299I probably wouldn't have watched it.
>>152894230In cartoons? Fuck no. Pretty much barren. Only fan art really has them.
>Remember watching the movie years ago>Loved it and cried for Spinel>Just finished watching it for the first time in years>Loved it and cried for SpinelIs Steven Universe The Movie the ultimate payoff in cartoon history? Every day, I wish Sugar and crew had had the consistency to produce quality like the movie for the entire series, but instead, it felt like I had to drag myself through 5 seasons of bullshit just to get to an amazing series finale and masterpiece of a movie. Future was a step below but was still better than the main series.
>>152888887Fug, I think we lost Smeet.
>>152865299I'd have probably actually watched the show.
>>152897454Shit, how?
>>152902060Every now and then he disappears for a bit. Guess it happened again.
>>152902060Or he could have got a vacation.
>>152865313>>152865323Rare double /thread. Came here to ask why op would make SU even gayer.
>>152905184Because being gay was the point.
only if he was a flamboyant femboy.
>>152907512Naturally he would be.
>>152900955Cute Connie.
>>152907512The most flamboyant.
bump
>>152905167this
>>152914735Yep
>>152915219Was it the Anne milking?
>>152915309You would think, but nah. Sometimes I forget that one Janny that has a very special hate for when I lewd his daughter/wife. For fear of being smited once more, I shall refrain from mentioning her. Anyway, I might be a bit late on the pic delivery today, I gotta long day but when I get back, I'll definitely hit the curry boi.
>>152915342Well fuck. I'd have thought by now he'd have gotten over it but i guess not. Well I'm glad it wasn't that long of a vacation then.
>>152907512I'd think he'd likely end up a little dorky considering how Connie was at the start.
>>152915342Nice
>>152915342I think I can guess
>>152893144What was the plot of this again?
>>152919736Something about a girl boning a falcon or something.
>>152922061I do like him still having the big glasses. Those were one of Connie's cutest features.
>>152923425That's a cute boy Connie. Got the put together nerdy look nicely.
jus make her into a trap.
>>152924574Why?
>>152924574So just say this Connie was a boy the whole time?
>>152895714The movie is great. Perfect series finale, great songs, and I cry every time for Spinel.I don't hate Future, but it's a worse way to end the series. Very melancholy ending.
>>152926397Cute Connie.
>>152926397Like seeing Connie getting up to the warrior girl thing she didn't really get to do much.
>>152923425I like this one.
>>152926397Cool
>>152925604>Future>Steven becometh his TraumaPretty gay, yeah.
>>152933112>world where gems are headcrabs
>>152925349S1 connie was peak
>>152934070It really was. Easily her at her cutest.
>>152865299Indian peen
Hmmm...
>>152934642Looks like you've got some curry cooking. Figuring out what kind of hair style you want to give him?
>>152934891Yeah, I was playing around until I thought to do something with the old S1 long hair, I think I'm going to settle this one.
>>152935026Bondage pls
>>152935026I do like the longer hair for him. Adds a surprisingly put together energy to him. Planning on giving him glasses too or you shooting for a later on the series Connie style for him?
>>152934159Absolutely.
>>152936393Fuck that is good. The glasses add a spice to his expression. Gives his half lidded eyes nearly twice as much energy to them. Like doubling the eye lid.
>>152936393>That slight lip detailNow that's nice. Just a little to give the impression of sensual lips.
>>152934642This is really great.
>>152936393hawt
>>152936393
>>152938843It's simple, Pearl has to break the competition and make them hers.
>>152871350What would he have looked like? An Indian Natalie Mars?
>>152939054It doesn't beat early show Connie but that's still a cute outfit for her.
>>152938843Poor Poil, always attentive but never receptive... You know, like a receptacle... for cum. A cumdump, if you would.
>>152936393Does this please Steven?
>>152865299actually good show, but the community is insufferable
>>152935026Cute.
>>152942515I like the little poof of hair he's got in the front
yes but what about a male Mrs. Maheeswaran?
>>152943872Daddy?
>>152943872I don't imagine he'd be as popular. Unless he's like a hot dad or Bailey Jay / pre-lipjob Sarina like out of a mogiki hayami doujin.
>>152945949That's a cool Connie
>>152938843She'll find ways.
>>152936393>>152935026Damn, you made a Indian femboi actually attractive, incredible work drawfag.
>>152873853He's hot here.
>>152948496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vLMHeO_5s
>>152945949That some good Connie. Who's the artist? The signature is tough to make out.
>>152949295I don't really know.
>>152949498Took a bit but I found it. Someone who goes by GH on Pixivhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100368906
>>152949531Oh, it's from a drawthread, got the feeling it was.https://co.llection.pics/post/view/104997
>>152949777I didn't realize he was a known drawfag. He does great work.
>>152950565i fear one day discount super villain will nuke his twitter. how do i archive everything he has in a quick way?
>>152950597His Tumblr?
>>152950955what if he nukes that too?We have seen artists nuke their own content from all socials before.
>>152951108I think there is a Mega of his AT shit.
>>152950597There really isn't a quick way. You're going to have to do it manually. Or hope someone else has an archive.
>>152950597Img-grbbr
>>152951281>>152951195>>152951189found a way already
>>152951391Oh never mind then. How'd you do it?
>>152951391Now download hydrus, and start hoarding.
>>152951409used gallery-dl>install it with pip (needs pythong)>had to make an account on twitter because it needs your cookies>log in on twitter and install "get cookies.txt LOCALLY" extension, that is the full name of it>copy your cookies, create a directory and save them in a cookies.txt file>open cmd in the same directory and run gallery-dl --cookies cookies.txt https://x.com/DiscountVillainit downloaded 1,495 Files
>>152951441now I need a place to dump all of this shit.maybe Ill do it on sad panda.
>>152951454Do it. I want that shit too.
>>152951454>sad panda.This place is decent if you just want to look at images, but it falls short a bit in some places. For one everything uploaded past a certain date is automatically converted into webp files. And you can only download the original file if you use "gold" which is a very limited resource each account has. And requesting the torrent is also a limited resource. Mega would be a good option if you have one with space to spare, but there's also file hosting places like granny or catbox gallery.
>>152951511the idea is not save all of this on the net without the need of me having to reupload ALL of it every time
>>152951584That would rule out Granny then. A catbox gallery could do the job. Once you make an account you can upload whatever and then add it all to a gallery. Then log back in when there's more you'd want to add to it.
>>152936393Draw Steven like jaba the hut
test
>>152951648>>152951511>>152951501ill do a gallery alter. have this for nowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7bw5ux4awam0jsue.rar
>>152951713Awesome. Thank you.
>>152951713>Almost 1500 imagesHoly fuck. I had no idea he had done so much over the years. Thanks anon.
>>152951733>>152951757there may be some repeats and reaction images but his twitter is pretty clean for the most part.
>>152951757Yeah. I always thought booru and the occasional gallery download from sadpanda was enough to get a decent collection of someone's work. It's not even remotely true.
>>152951794Having a full archive of stuff is tough. So much stuff gets randomly posted or deleted or on other pages. It's easy to lose track of.
>>152936393Immediate need to cream his curry cheeks.
>>152865299Highly satanic idea for an already highly satanic show
I'm starting to crave some succubus(male) Connie.
>>152951769Thanks anon.
>>152954487>>152936393fucking great work.should draw him as morgan or lucy, from femboy futa house.
>>152951681kek
>>152865299The show would have ended in marriage.
>>152954666My Lord Satan has spoken undeniable truth.
>>152936393>>152954487>>152954657Amazing work, Smeet.Can you do the same treatment to Priyanka?
>>152954718What you mean, make her an aging twink?
Hail Satan!
>>152955023Something like this, maybe? (Or not, if that doesn't spark you inspiration; these Connies are better than fine, they are excellent.)
>>152955123We'll see, maybe haha
Smeet you've awoken something in me and I condemn it! thank you for your hard work
make femboy Connie wear a lingerie
>>152865299i would have preferred if all gems were femboys
>>152955023Make her hot in the Vincent Price way
>>152955796WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!? I'm honestly struggling to figure this out haha.
>>152956119i got no idea either but please keep going. your work has been great.
>>152956119Love the energy his tilted glasses add to a lusty expression like this.
>>152956463A schnoz built for kisses and light teasing.
>>152954710>>152954666When met with a cute twink like him, that really is the only option.
>>152955179Oh he knows exactly what he's doing.
>>152951441>>152951454i tried making a gallery but i guess i would need to separate the files in around 200mb batches to create a gallery
>>152956463based. add some nipple piercings and a crotch tattoo. go for the corruption route.
>>152957301Crotch tattoos don't really work on brown skin.
>>152957319o course it does
what are your opinions on the gems, from best to worst?Pearl, peridot and lapis are top tier but I never liked garnet.
>>152958243I fucking love peridot. I wish she was real
>>152957319You're right in that if can be lost if the skin tone and mark color get mixed up too easily but it can work if it's designed to be able to stand out clearly. Difficult to do in real life, but easier in 2d.
>>152958975this.it depends on color and design
>>152895714this. the series ending was garbage but the movie redeemed it
>>152957301I've read way too many succubus(male) doujin to know that's not true. Just got to make them pink or red or something.
>>152865299>>152866366>>152869553>>152869930
>>152960968you need to be more inclusive and tolerant
>>152865299shameless bump in hope for more femboy connie
>>152865299Steven probably just never develops feelings for girls until he leaves beach city and meets new women on his travels. He might be more open to explore with random women if he didnt have Connie back home. So maybe Steven might father a bastard with a random chick he met? That would be kind of a funny way to pass the torch. Wonder if Steven's kids would have a gem?
>>152961834they probably dont have gems unless he mate with another gem.
>>152961889>Steven mudercocks all the other random Gems population his world like some kind of fucked up serial rapist/killer.
>>152962212steven is murdercock jr
>>152962707Yeah but I paid off. Here's hopping for more payoff
>>152962707Love your boys Smeet.
>>152962707fucking based
>>152962707Are you going to draw actual porn or
>thread going on day 7 based on a spam opdead board
>>152964046at least we are getting some good deliveries here.
There's 3 ways for boy Connie to go>Conrad and Steven become tough hot bros who fuck, drink and go on adventures>Connie(Male), understanding that Steven is the peak of manhood and power, becomes his supple, feminine boywife to serve his master/husband>Steven and Connor are exactly the same as the original show.
>>152964181>>Connie(Male), understanding that Steven is the peak of manhood and power, becomes his supple, feminine boywife to serve his master/husbandthis is the best outcome
>>152964181>Conrad and Steven become tough hot bros who fuck, drink and go on adventuresI like this one. Just bros being bros who love and pound each other every night then go on adventures in the day. And vice versa.
>>152964181>Connie(Male), understanding that Steven is the peak of manhood and power, becomes his supple, feminine boywife to serve his master/husbandHe can sense the murdercock in his blood obviously
Ill do everyone a solid and archive all this good stuff smeet did before the mods 404 this maybe
>>152962707Gosh he's pretty.
It begins!
>>152964738Boy nips too powerful it seems.
>>152964738i already archived everything in the booruhttps://co.llection.pics/post/list/artist%3Asmeet/1
>>152964738You made Male Connie (Connor? Manny?) too powerful. This look in particular >>152935026 >>152954487 is a massive fujo magnet, dark skin be damned.
>>152865299So we can all agree if Nora Universe was a thing, Male Connie would have fumbled hard not accepting a gem tradwife right?
>>152951281>>152951391>>152951416What are your settings you used for the program anons?>>152951441Oh! This is helpful anon thanks! I wonder if you know how to get past this limit as I feel like it'll stop eventually for some reason when it comes to twitter
>>152965684This. BUT, I feel it would be the "I'm not ready, I have no money, no prospects, I CAN'T be getting into a serious relationship without even a fucking job!!!" kinda rejection.
>>152965684She looks like the type of girl to get diddled
>>152964738>>152964786I mean, I suppose it would be fine if he wore a crop top or something?
>>152965720That’s just motivation to lock in
>>152965735If she didn't have 3 protective alien warriors looking over her, probably. Considering that Steven was a chunky sausage for the entire show because of his mental sense of self affecting his appearance, Nora Universe would probably look like a smaller, chunkier Rose Quartz + Pink Diamond combo with some greg bits here and there in the facial area. Not quite Steven shaped but not a total clone of her mother either, who she'd be trying even harder to emulate.
>>152965684Nora should be a slampig.
>>152965712Oh yeah by settings I mean more so Gallery-dl since mine's a mess without twitter last I recalled
>>152965712>>152965859>Oh! This is helpful anon thanks! I wonder if you know how to get past this limit as I feel like it'll stop eventually for some reason when it comes to twittertwitter api has a hard cap that only allows you to keep downloading after a certain time has passed. if you let the script run it will warn you about that and if you keep it running it will go back to downloading stuff.
>>152965829>>152965841Now that’s an even bigger fumble and she’s gonna ride the dick carousel
>>152960968>said to his wife who erased her memories and become their own sonyeah a belt isn't going to fix that
>>152965877If I read this correctly, I can hope it'll eventually go through the whole thing cause I know lots of artists that has stuff that goes beyond the limit normally. Wished there wasn't a api hurdle as there was a extension that worked flawlessly if I can remember its name
>>152965977yeah but that was before the added a limit to the api.
>>152966165Ah I see, that's a shame then. Back then I used to use this extension before the API got messed around and it was so handy on getting everything from a twitter user: https://chrome-stats.com/d/tw-media-downloader
Any lewd Requests for Male Connie before thread death?Smeets work got me acting unwise.
>>152966213Male Connie as big as that statue above Steven's place looming over the entrance looking intently at the viewer
>>152966213Embarrassed Male Connie trying to hide a boner
>>152966213Requesting him and Steven cuddling
>>152966213ENM and hung
>>152966451ENM?
>>152966581Embarrassed Nude Male
>>152960968This is one of my favorites SU images, as nice as Greg is I think there is a limit to how tolerant a dad can be and going full crossdressing at the stage feel like crossing that line and then some.
>>152966213Many disembodied hands touching him and jerking him off
>>152954487>>152954657Cool, don't forget to share the in the monthly R63 theread.
>>152966213Slave outfit
>>152965370How do you add to there? Some colored Smeet's art recently and it really should get uploaded there.
>>152967400Just make an account. Then you can upload freely.
>>152967642Dripping wet curry boy. Intensely sex.
>>152967642>That slight peekNow that's the stuff.
>>152967642You're really knocking it out of the park with these Smeet.
>>152967642damn, great job on his one
>>152967642archived
>>152873853Connie's mom's saggy bod works well with Hermit Moth's art style since that's the body type he tends to give women in his comics nowadays.
>>152967642make him wear women lingerie
>>152967642Make him wear nothing
>>152958243I guess a lot of people like amethyst because there's a whole thread about her right now
>>152865299>HELLO STEVEN SARR PLEASE SEND PENOR THANK YOU IN ADVANCE SARR
>>152958243Yeah I don't like Garnet much either. She's so impassive. And when she does show emotion it falls flat because of bad voice acting.Pearl is definitely the best.
>>152970815pearl is the most womanly gem and she ahs depth. It is hard to beat that.
>>152865299Strangely, no difference, since the show is already the lamest, gayest fucking thing to ever exist
>>152967642requesting anonymous marrying femboy connie and putting a ring on his finger.
>>152971244this.The show is gay as fuck and steven cries almost every episode. sad to see that the main voice actor was groomed into becoming a huge faggot.
>>152966213Connie(male) getting his nipples teased
>>152967642Imagine his cute brown cock nestled between Steven's chubby butt cheeks.
>>152971997Genuinely sweet
>>152955674Same. Uptight twink Pearl would have been fun.
>>152975150maybe we should ask it in the drawthread
>>152966213Embarrassed stealth handjob.
>>152966213skimpy swinsuit
>>152975161I mean, this seems to be a good thread for some twink versions of characters from that show. Throw some ideas around any maybe something can happen. Boy Connie and twink Pearl getting up to some intense sword fighting while training sounds hot.
requesting my 3 favorite gems and sassy femboys.>>152976859sure why not
>>152970044This but by nothing is not even drawing what is bellow the loincloth, basically a missing square.
the thread is more than a week old. I don't think smeet is coming back guys. Time to let it go
>>152977460How dare you? Three of those days I was vacayed.Begone from this realm.
>>152977589Delicious mouth and saliva play.
>>152977589Rose from your vacation to deliver exceptional curry boy stuff.
>>152977589fucking based. dunking o non believers.
>>152865299Shameless bump again
>>152978868He's really working the hot yoga.
>>152978868Graceful peek
>>152977589Without the glasses, he's just Jaime the mailman with longer hair
>>152979586Not entirely, but I can see what you're seeing. Coloring would solve that issue entirely though.
>try to add nipple piercing myself>can't cuz I'm that terrible at drawing
>>152979877Pick up the pencil or stylus and get some practice in anon. It's the only way. And you can eventually make any kind of stuff you want.
>>152865299How different would you have been if you didn't SUCK ASS?