> My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ. And I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more, and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives.
"I am Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!"
>>152892191> Original RE4 only.
Probably a super-obvious one, but:SOUNDWAVE - SUPERIOR.CONSTRUCTICONS - INFERIOR.
> It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
>"Ahhh yes, the Vampire. Moebius told me you would come..."
>Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold.
>>152892191>>152892217> Leon! Help me, Leon!
>>152892041Alright. Cuba!
Replacement VA in Twin Snakes:"I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"
"I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!"
Aw, crap.
> Blathering Blatherskite! (from the '87 version)
>>152892041>"Haven't we all had enough of that wall-crawling menace Spider-Man?"
> "You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth."
>>152892041>Of course. Mutants are best equipped to deal with the world today. Who else? The ghouls. Please. Normals. They brought nuclear death to us all. This will be the age of mutants.
Hello, little man...I WILL DESTROY YOU!
"We'd have four million years to clean you off the walls, Megatron. I might risk it."
>>152892041>"Dear friends... today is the day the Clown cried. And he cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face. Or an exploding whoopie-cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel sitting there in our midst. The cowardly insignificant gonif who probably got lucky when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him. This mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats...! But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man THERE... and slap him in that box THERE... and roll him into that vat of acid THERE!"
> There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
>With the AllSpark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call... home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight... but watching over them in secret... waiting... protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here... we are waiting.
>By the power of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!
>>152893505Awkward sword placement
>COME TO DADDY!!!
> Zoinks!> Like, wow!
Repost from a previous thread:>It's not pretty being me>Just try it and you'll see>It's harder than you think>To be a gorgeous mink>La da da da da da dee>It's not pretty being me
>No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed!
>>152893419The Saturday Supercade version, right?
>>152893818Yup. Mario's very first VA.
>>152893835Thanks, just making sure!
>>152892853>Are you funnin' me, son?
"I'm the king of evil, and I'm not going to be told what to do by a GIRL!"
Either>You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.or>Rule number one, Naugus: never trust anyone -especially me!
>GET BACK HERE SHOCKER!!!! SHOOOCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARRRRTTTTH!
VA for the English dub of the second season:> I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am not wonderful!
>Let's drop the moral posturing shall we? We both know there is no altruism in this pursuit, your reckless indignation brought you here; I counted on it! There's no shame in it Raziel, revenge is motivation enough; at least it's honest. Hate me, but do it honestly.
>>152893757Another repost:>So, you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to HELL!
>Lithuania! Lithuania! Lithuania!
>>152893890>As you command, mighty Megatron.
>>152894010>Maybe now you'll listen. Maybe now you'll use your damn head. You know, you never believed in me. You were never grateful for anything I did for this family. "Oh, no. Walt. Walt, you have to stop. You have to stop this. It's immoral. It's illegal. Someone might get hurt!" You're always whining and complaining about how I make my money, just dragging me down. While I do everything. And now–now you tell my son what I do after I've told you and told you to keep your goddamn mouth shut. You stupid bitch. How dare you?
>>152894117Still such a weird (but amusing) little bit of VA trivia.Wasn't he also the English voice of Fei Long in the animated Street Fighter II movie, or was that debunked?
>>152894147No, that was him. Crazy.
I know Seymour's the greatestBut I'm dating a semi-sadist.So, I've got a black eyeAnd my arm's in a cast.
>>152894021WAIT.Karen’s VA voiced that spoon collecting, schnitzel eating, goat loving, morbidly obese fucker who couldn’t shut up about her homeland?
>>152894300>I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!
>>152894362Yup.She also voiced The Wasp in Earth’s Mightiest Heroes and is the current voice of Tails.
>>152894003Without Raziel this just sounds like a Doom quote.
"But how? I... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris!"
> Why Baron Richter, you're perfectly marvelous.
>>152894465Yeah
> I sit in the corner...and look at the paintings.
>> My tail is sensitive. This makes me feel good too. This is great. I'm doing the A-student. Your pussy feels so good. A very tight pussy.
>>152893816>BAD DOG!
Play them cards, fancy Dan.
> These dudes have got energy to spare! We're talking guys who beat off four times a day!
Y'all pretty ladies around the worldGot a weird thing to show youSo tell all the boys and girlsTell your brother, your sister, and your momma tooBut they're about to go downAnd you'll know just what to doWave your hands in the air like you don't careGlide by the people as they start to look and stareDo your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick, mamaCome on, baby, tell me, what's the word?Oh, word up!
Superman. I'm here to kill you. Is this a bad time?
>I could go for a BBQ bacon burger and a large order of fries and an orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie.
Trial by stone.
>>152898208TRIAL BY STONE!
>I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army? I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.
>All right, Clanton, you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? It says United States Marshal. Take a good look at him, Ike, 'cause that's how you're gonna end up. The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it. So run, you cur. Run! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'. You tell 'em I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!
>>152893205No friggin way.
>So why do people fight anyway? Perhaps the meaning of human existence lies within their will to fight. People feel a sense of accomplishment through battle and it's also a fact that the ones actually fighting are never perceived as being tainted.
>Nip it in the bud!
>>152893205>Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father, too, and you don't hear me whining about it!
>Oh, my son… they were only slaves.
You, and ALL your kind are cowards! Lowly lickspittles! You must be emulating that pile of bones you call an Emperor! You are as dead and as useless as him! I am destroying your worlds, Blood Ravens, yet you do nothing! I see your precious craft, hanging in orbit above Aurelia! I am here! FACE ME, IF YOU DARE!
Th S3 plan was conceived as a means to produce soldiers on par with Solid Snake. That's what I told you...but the VR training the boy was put through is not the meat of the project. You think this little terrorist incident is your own doing, Solidus? THIS is the S3 training kernel: an orchestrated recreation of Shadow Moses.
>>152902041I'm so sexually attracted to Revolver Oclelt.
>I am that I am. I am infinity. The Supreme Being. The embodiment of law and order.
>>152894147Yep, that was him, woos and everythingAnime dubs used to be beautiful
>Get that nigger off the stage!
>"DORKS!"
>Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!
>>152903930>Give him a chance!?>Well you probably gave Barack Obama a chance too!
>>152893017Surprisingly in character
>>152904089>you sing with niggers, you probably voted for one!
>>152892518You’re real Funny Calipari You’ll look even funnier sucking my dick with no teeth
>>152894003Pretty much every famous voice actor ever auditioned for Legacy of Kain, and the tapes still exist. Tom Kane, Jim Cummings, everyone.
>How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?
>>152894003>>152894465>>152894867Doom would say it in the third person, though.
>I have no fear of death, it just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for eternity
>>152899538Yep!They're both Garry Chalk.
>>152892041>OH LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I’M A DUMB MONKEY! OH LOOK, I’M GOING TO POOP WHERE I SIT!
>We never had intercouse. My alien genitals were not compatible with hers.
>ACK!
>>152892191F
>IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?
>That is a hurtful term. PLEASE stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.
>>152892041What nationality was he supposed to be? I always assumed he was spanish or french
>>152913163It's anyone's guess really
>I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it my screaming chair. Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?
>THIS IS HOW A UNICORN STRUTS>WATCH US SHAKE OUR UNICORN BUTTS>NOW YOU'RE IN THE UNICORN KNOW>SOON YOU'LL BE A UNICORN PRO
>>152915298>You know the Butcher? That freakin' nutjob that goes around just chopping people up? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole concert? It's a trap. They're watching all the exits, checking everyone that leaves. There's no way to get out of here. It's kinda dope, right?
>>152905045He voiced a rocket monkey, didn’t he
>"You carry the same blood as us, it seems. Nevertheless, you're an outsider. Just remember: if you become unpleasant to our eyes, you'll face severe consequences..."
>>152906750Makes sense considering Phenomaman is an obvious Superman sendup.
>Oh, Dinkleberg! Aren't you going to give my wife a congratulatory handshake?
>>152916804Forgot the pic.
>Well, it's finally official: murder is legal in the state of California.
>>152913163Karnage seemed to be channeling Ricky Ricardo, so I'd lean towards Spanish.
>>152915886No, he was the voice of that robot
>>152892041>We come to Hel Fenn -this fetid realm- to extract vengence!>A great wrong has befallen our kin, innocent Clans-Dwarfs on a trade mission have been butchered but Uzkular!>This fell deed has been entered into the Dammaz Kron and the cover slammed shut in rage!>By my oath it shall not be opened until the grudge is settled, until the bones of the Undead are smashed to powder!>Now, Dawi, take up your axes, for the Undead will come to face us. They Must, or I'll have every tomb, every cursed gravesite, scoured from these lands, leaving this fell vampires with no puppets to command...>Come then, Zangunaz - raise your minions, march them forth for the High King of the Karaz Ankor would have vengence on you all!
>>152915887RE4 or RE4make va? Holy shit that's a surprise to me.
>>152900469Damn, this one shouldn't surprise, but... damn.
>Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs
I think I accidentally killed Caine.
"I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home."
>You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchet-man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch, and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject- absolutely- revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
>I am a liberator! No longer must we serve the filthy parasite. No longer need we gaze upon his waddling gait polluting the purity of our bloodline. No longer will we tolerate his primitive brain and violent impulses. Oh, terrorists. Do you not see that my cause is just? Do you not see that there is no place for you in this world?
>>152918852No fucking way
>>152892041Do you guys prefer when people point out roles that are polar opposites of each other or do you prefer when the quote feels eerily appropriate for the different character?
>>152921141I like both.
>What’s a cool word? Oh I know, “Antidisestablishmentarianism”! Wait, how do you spell that?
>>152918126OG RE4, definitely took me by surprise when I looked the VA up.
>DESTRUCTO DISK!!!
>Only I can see that the secret which unites them could destroy them. I could be helpful... >Bah, screw it. I think I'll have some fun with them first.
>Pikachu, I choose you!
>>152892041>"Hmm, my ears are burning! Yesss! Why, Dinobot, what a delightful surprise! Let's see, where are we now? I have the Golden Disk, I have the power to change the future, and the only remaining obstacle in my path to unimaginable glory... is yourself. Exhausted. Damaged beyond recovery. Defeated."
>>152924226Funnily enough, David Kaye actually originally auditioned for Optimus Primal.
>>152898261>What about Tukhachevsky and Pyatakov? Did they get a trial? What about Sokolnikov, who begged him to look after his elderly mother? And what did this monster do? He strangled her in front of him! It's too late. The only choice we have is between his death or his revenge. And you will fucking sign this.
>>152925683>I want it to go on record. This was not my first course of action.
bump.
>>152925779Listen to yourself. What do you think is happening here, Georgy? Should someone be taking minutes?
>Don't get cocky, you little SHIT.
>"For many years, we have been at war with Captain Blue for control over the world of movies. However, it has come to our attention that this world may in fact be fictional. Should celluloid become obsolete, we shall be doomed to the cutting room floor of eternity. Thus, we have devised a plan to escape the silver screen and conquer the world beyond Hollywood."
>You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops.
>Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.
>All right team, let's make the world safe for democracy!
>>152892041A classic.>"A nice dream. But dreams are meant to be... broken."
>"Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!"
>>152931317Dorf voiced Kalibak? Wow, never noticed it.
>>152921305Wait.Mitch from Robot Jones was black?
>"I learned an important lesson...That it's not cool to use my powers to check out the babes, but it's TOTALLY cool to manipulate evolution!>Damn it I just realized...I'm an ass man...
>>152921033Sean Chiplock.
>>152932414Yeah, Rene Auberjonois (Odo) voiced Desaad alongside him in the Justice League episode Twilight Part 1.
>>152892490>FALSE.>GOD.>This is the end. The final turn of your infernal Wheel!
>WHAAAAS GUUUUUD NYYYGGUAAAAA??!?!?!
>Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now, I don’t want a cat that goes meow, I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow, I want that dog Bow-wow! I want that doggy now, Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow! I want that dog somehow, I’ll get him right now! Bow-wow!
>>152933227Only logical way for that to make sense is if he bleached himself.
>Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
>>152904440>You're an original, aren't you?
>>152936244It brought the FUCKING room together!
>>152933669https://youtu.be/1z8ZyOXYlh8?si=0qf0h3SpcRQ6eLB9For me its Hornswiggle.
>You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
>>152892191Dimmadork
>Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoK20MzDtTg
SLAP SLAP SLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKkNxGJ1ljs
>>152929735>"Ugh, I hate it when movies lose themselves in the subplots."
It's not /co/ but still for funsies since I'm on a Warhammer bendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skFKNudZuWM
>>152937672Oh, neat.Either Zack or Cody is one of the High Elves in this game.
>A horse wiener!? Now THAT's dangerous!Guys don't let your guard down!!
These are only fun when you can hear the line
>>152904440Fun fact, he was almost voiced by Bryan Cranston.
>"It's over NINE THOUSAND!"
>You are major dickhole
>Why must I submit samples of my work to some stupid committee just to teach a thirteen-year-old girl?
>>152937732Alith Anar.
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME>I'M GETTING ALL THE BLAME FOR THE THINGS I DIDN'T DO >CAN ANYBODY TELL ME JUST WHAT I DID WRONG >I'M ALL ALONE AND I'M SO CONFUSED >I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE >I ONLY KNOW JUST HOW TO BE ME>ONCE I WAS THE APE OF THE HOUR >WELL THEY THINK I'M A COWARD >AN ABSOLUTE ZERO>I'M NOBODY'S HERO>AN ABSOLUTE ZERO>I'M NOBODY'S HERO>I'M NOBODY'S HERO
>"The last thoughts of Geostigma's death... those remnants will join the lifestream and girdle the planet; choking it; corroding it. What I want, Cloud, is to sail the cosmos with this planet as my vessel. Just as Mother did long ago. then one day we'll find a new planet and on it's soil we'll create a shining future."
>>152893816>(insert furniture promotion here)
>It was the greatest carnival attraction I'd ever seen. He was my destiny. Right under my nose... in Memphis. Just why a truck driver from Memphis, Tennessee, liked to hang out on Beale Street, I do not know. But it did him no favors, fitting into them white housing projects. He was crazy for that Beale Street music. Beale Street style. He had Beale Street stars in his eyes.
> I am without ending. I have existed from the dawn of time, and I shall I live beyond its end! In the meantime, I shall feed, and this time I do not need a knife. You will all die horribly in searing pain!
>>152938383Interesting. I can see it
>>152892041>I'm glad you're finally here. Would you be a dear and fetch my bags, servant girl?
>Let them come. There's still one Dwarf in Moria that still draws breath!
>>152939642>Good, Cloud. Very good. Hold on to that hatred.
“Do you like my sunglasses, Snake?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FEo2WSLBM
>>152945612Macha was voiced by a horse show VA, Nicole Oliver, which is hilarious tonal whiplash (she also voices Taldeer in Dark Crusade)The actress for Taldeer in Winter Assault also voiced a couple characters in Dragon Prince, apparently. Interestingly, the site I was using to find this info didn't have Soulstorm listed.
>AAAAaaahhh...>IT'S ME.>TOXOPLASMOSIA, THE WITCH!>BEHOLD, THIS CRAB I FOUND IN A DITCH!>AAAA-
>>152934103Oh God...really!?
>>152892041> Now, wretched reptiles, you will face...the wrath of Krang!
>For England, James?
>>152948504>No. For me.
>KAME…>HAME…>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, ...formerly archmage of the council of six, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, THE BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST, AND MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THU-freaking-ZAD
>>152948533> Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little, teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.
>No! You didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts every time you got to see Mark!
>>152896535>>152945578Alternatively:"But you still have a human heart, Zera! Look at you! You're shaking with fear! There is no way that YOU could be a god! Petrified humans like you cannot rule divinity!"
> Move it, football head!
