Terrible
>>152910211It's been two panels and already Marten has more chemistry with Emily than he's had with Claire in the past two years
What happened to Cube Town? What happened to Claire's job?What the fuck happened to Marten's coffee shop?>>152910211Nothing ever happens
>>152910211HOO-LEE-SHIT!
SHES A BIG GIRL
>>152910211I have no idea who this is.
>>152910307not surprised to read that
>>152910315There have been so many quirky girls going in and out of this comic over the years I just can't keep them straight.
>>152910211that looks nothing like her, he gave her a kike nose
>>152910332>I just can't keep them straightNeither can Jeph!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>152910368I dont think noses in comics and cartoons works the way you think they do. Emily is Asian.
>>152910211>Emily
>>152910406I think you don't know how to read
her last appearance was so long ago that Jeph was still drawing semi-realistic noses
>>152910406are you retarded?>>152910211why did he turn her into lois griffin lmao
>>152910257>It's been two panels and already Marten has more chemistry with Emily than he's ever had with Claire.FTFY
>>152910538Drawing? I thought this comic was made with 99% premade assets.
>>152910652that was CAD and even buckley stopped doing it a few years ago
>>152910211>I mean it's only been 1224 comicsShe last appeared in 4367 in the background. So 1424 strips. At 260 strips a year, that's 5 and a half years. Prior to that, she was getting high and assembling a theremin. So what kind of bullshit excuse will Jeph make for her beating all the other job applicants other than nepotism?
>>152910211>>152627545Fucking called it.Well, okay, I asked for it, but close enough
>>152911028wishing energy working for someone
>>152910332Before her, every girl was sometimes quirky for the sake of a strip or a joke, but serious underneath that. Emily was the first one that was quirky all the way down.
>>152910978The jellyfish recruits not for raw competence but to further its own ends. Claire has an aura that prevents anyone from disagreeing with her, so it made her into tard wrangler supreme. Marten attracts aberrant AIs into his social dragnet constantly, so the jellyfish gave him a watering hole to expand the gyre. Maybe Emily has unique leverage over another God AI. Maybe she's genetically compatible with Moray and is gonna get filled with goop like that scene at the end of Slither. The world is our oyster.
it's gonna happenEmily is going to get Marten into a threesomeI FEEL IT
>>152910211Called it. Also what the fuck did you do to Emily, Jeph? I mean, I wouldn't mind if this was another character, but I know what this one is supposed to look like.
>>152911115Congrats, you've put more thought into this than JJ ever will.
>>152910978>So what kind of bullshit excuse will Jeph make for her beating all the other job applicants other than nepotism?nigger the tranny got a job as the leader of a research colony purely from having experience as a college librarian and serving coffees, what the fuck kind of logic do you think could possibly be being brought to the table at this point? are you stupider than jeph?
>>152911382I might be.
>>152911382Did Claire ever get an actual library job? I thought they got in as an intern but never actually got an MLS degree or real experience.
>>152911470she put her application online and then Moray found her
Marten sure gets lots of hugs. Nice asexual harem he has going.
I've been using an LLM to sexually degrade and humiliate Claire for the last year.
>>152911849Hugs are fanservice for people afraid of sexuality. Fascinating.
>>152911849Women are very huggy, I don't know what to tell you man.
>>152912127When's the last time a woman hugged you?
>>152911849He's a nonthreatening eunuch so they know he won't get the wrong idea, or even be capable of acting on it if he does.
>>152912153surely getting hugs is normal
>>152912197
>>152910211Was Emily the first "ethnic girl with a non specific emotional issue" that started the trend with Brun and Ayo and Ahn?
>>152910978Emily was implied to have been some kond of super genius despite being introduced as a library intern who wanted to get high during work
>>152912153last weekend when I was hanging out with my friends
>>152912153about ten minutes ago when I got out of the beanbag I was sharing with my girlfriend
>>152910211Why did she change from Asian to Jewish?
>>152912420Emily joined the tall beaked sticc club.
>>152911914Yes, but why?
>>152912815It turns me on.
>>152913147I'm sorry whatever life you've led up until this point that has culminated in that.Genuinely man, that's fucking rough.
Jeffrey makes canon nudes? Any anons got a catbox?
>>152913514check yesterday's thread, none of them are worth a damn
>>152910211>Ravendoes Claire even know who that is?
>>152913621practice makes perfect
>>152913621Link me up son, last thread is gonzo
>>152913774It's 2026 and you still can't use the archive? I'll spoonfeed you but goddamn dude. https://files.catbox.moe/omcn1k.pngAlso here's a better Faye thirst-trap image from the same threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/ogyp97.png
>>152913799Man, Jeff does suck at nudes. At least the anon-made one has some personality
>>152913840Jeff sucks at everything, dude.The headcanons in these threads are infinitely better than the shit he vomits onto the page.Well, except for this guy: >>152911914
>>152913799https://files.catbox.moe/absztk.jpg
>>152914415Hell yeah. It's funny how even your sketch has more dynamism and weight than Jeph's finished product, to say nothing of understanding how breasts that large actually move.
>>152910211That's meant to be Emily? She looks so different I didn't recognize her with the huge jew nose
>>152911849>>152912043>>152912127I used to get mad when girls would try to hug me in High School because they weren't my girlfriend. I told quite a few to fuck off. Man I was such a fucking homo holy shit.
>>152914699>Man I was such a fucking homo holy shit.sure are, I'd sooner always admit I'm anxious so they don't feel to creeped when hugging me
>>152914722One of the ones I did allow to hug me told me at the end of senior year that she liked my hugs more than other boys because I didn't try to press my chest against hers to get a feel for her boobs.Meanwhile I'm like>"holy shit is that what I was supposed to be doing this whole time? FUCK!"
>>152914445Her mom was a jew sex slave. She was able to hide her pregnancy from her jew captors because she told them she was just getting fat, which was a turn on to them. The constant beatings and forced jizz feeding Emily took as a result made her autistic. It's sad really.
>>152911108She had a strip where she monologues to Marten about how everyone assumes she's spacey because of how she acts but that she's really normal deep down. A little while later she stopped showing up in the comic at all and it was never addressed again
>>152913514He made a big point of saying he'd start doing it on his patreon and then he only ever did like 3 and stopped
>>152915798His tumbler paypigs probably got upset he was sexualizing his own characters
>>152914760>I like how you're slightly less straight than other menAnd women say we're bad at empathy and giving compliments.
>>152910810it's actually been close to a decade since he stopped. we're old, bront.
>>152910978you forget a lot of the emily hijinks. the government has taken her work at least twice, and invented a new kind of memory material using a form of cryptography that she happened to invent just to make a conveniently portable sweater for Bubbles.
>>152917354>cryptographywhy did i say that instead of genetic engineering
>>152917354Less forgetting than not having read back then. With that said, I have to wonder why she didn't just get a government job.
>>152910211Why does she looks different and have a giant jew nose now?
>>152917354I still think Emily's original hair style was peak for her design but understand changing it up. It's what you do to try and stay interesting in drawing the same think a thousand times.
>>152919703>not having read back thenmy brother in christ if you weren't reading this in 2008 why are you here now
>>152920788It's fun to shit on it and to see dbaru's work.
>>152922355Claire is a herm.
>>152922365That would be gross but slightly more sympathetic than "I wanted to be a girl so I took some estrogen pills and called it a day."
>>152920788
>>152911115Emily will do one or two minor things, be hailed as the technological super genius, and then promptly be shuffled back into the background until further notice. Nothing will happen. Marten will be eternally locked into fucking a man in the ass and be cursed to never touching a vagina ever again.
>>152923925>That would be grossexcept that is a real thingit being gross has no baring on reality
>>152924958>never touching a vagina ever againoh please, Dr. Loli will break down and rape him eventually if nothing else
>>152924808Dragontits is like an equally annoying but still genuinely more pleasant to be around Faye. And for that, she should get shipped to Cubetown too.
>>152925155I liked when Jeph spent a whole week having her have a breakdown because some old couple yelled at her. I'm still not sure what "disassociating" means in the context they used it in and I never want to since it seemed like it was an excuse to have her act like a retard about getting yelled at while everyone patted her on her giant tits and said she was a good person or whatever the fuck they did to calm her down.Fuck this comic is fucking terrible, if the dumb cunt that introduced me to this trash fire was still alive I'd kick her stupid fucking teeth in.
>>152925017Right, but hermaphrodites are far rarer than MtFs and have the decency not to expect everyone to kiss their asses. Being honest that we find them gross helps with that.
>>152924808This should have turned into an organization like my pornhubs
>>152925705>>152925705*orgyFucking phone posting
>>152925948>facial structure changes aren't just the art style, they happen in-universe>Emily now has a steel rod (or multiple) in her nose
>>152925948
>>152920526Jeph loves big noses, and tall women, and big tits, and bellies, and ass/fart/poop stuff. He can't help himself
>>152925948i assume hack has been playing a lot of pokopiaalso, wow, i really didn't expect him to actually have an explanation ready for the nose. i'm mildly impressed
>>152925948GET STRETCHED GET STRETCHED GET STRETCH
>>152926038You know what they say about girls with big noses...
>>152925948>conflict of interestdoes this bitch even know what H1Bs do
>>152926054>didn't expect him to actually have an explanation ready for the nose. i'm mildly impressedNo, what actually happened was he drew her differently and everyone pointed it out. So he quickly modified the newest comic to have a throwaway line about why she looks different now. Gormless retards like you ate it up.
>>152926177Pretty much this Hi Hecks, insert hand stab joke here>I'm actually sad that you did that all jokes aside shits fucked up
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>>152925948yesYES
>>152927370
>>152927370Wonderful
>>152925948Place your bets on how long it takes Jeph to forget he gave her new nose a backstory and start drawing her with the same nose he gave everyone else.
>>152927370Nice
>>152928351 Thursday
>>152927370>Bueno.jpg
>>152910283Questionable Content characters, where the designs are inconsistant and the development doesn't exist.
>>152930677>Things you can say about your AI companion but not your girlfriend
>>152930766Come on, why won't it go in?Let me try turning it on againYour body looks so real!
>>152930766and the real throwbackshe once taped a fleshlight to herself to try and get me to fuck her
>>152930766She never complains about the toilet seat being up
>>152930766>What's a "girlfriend"?
>>152930766they charge me to use you
>>152931580You're right hand
>>152910257Yeah, their relationship is kinda strained at this point.>>152910634Not even remotely true.
>>152934624Show me any page that has better Marten/Claire chemistry.
>>152934624They're just gelly they don't have a smart trans QT giving them blow jobs on the reg.
>>152910211https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4567 is not Emily.
>>152910261>What happened to Cube Town?Nothing.>What happened to Claire's job?Nothing.>What the fuck happened to Marten's coffee shop?Nothing.
>Be Emily>Reject Clinton>Disappear from Comic for a decade>Steal his noseWhat a giga stacey
>>152913799oh he's doing that thing artists do where they think their artstyle isn't sexy enough so they make the nudes in a different artstyle, completely defeating the point of official nudes
>>152935840if that was the case I'm 100% in support of this technique and most artists worth their salt are able to do multiple styles to make it seem that way
>>152913840He drew that one giant anxiety dude's dong once and it was just really disappointing.
>>152916933What do you mean? "I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend" and "I prefer your dick, the big ones hurt" are perfectly valid compliments! t. femanon, probably
>>152916933>If it's not sexual assault, it's gay!And they claim the straights are alright.
>>152926086They get my dick hard, so I can't complain too much. And if they're tall, double bonus. Since Emily's one of his sticcs I can't complain too much.
>>152935840rip vgcats
>>152930766She barely fits in one warehouse.
>>152913799hot garbageare the rest this bad?
>>152937156No clue but I'd imagine so. Jeph can do moderately decent cheesecake in the comic when he's drawing one-handed but none of the official shit I've seen has been above Palcomix-tier
>>152937298buh
>>152937298Moray saw Marten having a conversation with a girl and is already increasing her breast size as a precaution.
>>152937298Emily's hair is really bouncy.>>152937447sadly Marten seems to enjoy BIG and TALL womenjust going by the patterns of his interactions
>>152937667I dunno. Faye's big but not tall, and neither Dora nor . . . the troon (I can't remember his name) are particularly big or tall. They're both about equal height to Marten, and they've got sticc builds as opposed to chubbo builds.
https://files.catbox.moe/nnjpy0.png
>>152938161Wow, he's literally me.
>>152937667Marten enjoys MEN
>>152938161Thanks to her skateboarding accident, you can now jizz directly into Emily's sinus cavity.
>>152938161
>>152938161What's the over-under on Dr Loli breaking out the life-size Claire strap-on and punishing Emily for trying to steal her Daddy?
>>152936138Are you under the impression that gays don't commit much sexual assault?
>>152938650They don't. Why do you think all those gays who got their first dick at age 6 say "oh I totally wanted it"?
>>152938789Genetics probably.
>>152937298Ok, maybe I'm stretching this too much, but they just confirmed:>under MartenEmily bottomed>good overseerMarten toppedAnd this came from Claire, so she was cucked
>>152926054>also, wow, i really didn't expect him to actually have an explanation ready for the nose. i'm mildly impressedyou fucking retard lmao
>>152937298parrots near auckland don't attack people, wtf is jeph smoking now, also you barely ever fucking see them
>>152939087but those aren't SCIENCE parrots
>>152910211Her new nose is really cute. It's CUTE! I'm honestly hoping she steals Marten from Claire.
>>152939349way to scandalous to happen
>>152935103Hey, this isn't Emily, this is gay sex!
>>152937298Emily has had better chemistry with Marten in two strips than Claire did in two decades.
>>152937298>>152938161Emily getting double-teamed by Violence and Regret as a welcoming party when?
>>152939530maybe later
>>152939510Exactly.
>tfw no emily gf
>tfw no Hanners x Emily yuri crack shipart
>>152939523And by "chemistry" I take you you mean "something that conforms to my limited world view"?
>>152939948No, they mean the two characters seeming to like each other and having qualities that bring out positive attributes in the other, both in ways that are pleasant within the fiction but also interesting to observe as a consumer of the media in question. Claire being transgender is unrelated to her being a static character with few personality traits beyond acting like a raging bitch, playing puppetmaster to control other people's feelings, and getting insecure and neurotic when that veneer of control isn't working. I don't give a fuck whether she's got a dick, I care that she's fucking boring to read about and makes the comic worse.
>>152937298Her hair reminds me of that old Nic Cage meme
>>152930766She's actually got a ton of sexual experience for someone only two years old. When her pussy gets too worn out, I'll dispose of her body and buy a younger one.
>>152930766I wasn't sure if I could get her to do anal at first. But it turns out, she DOES have a butthole
>>152940689
>>152930766She can shoot live eels out of her <spoiler>orifice</spoiler>
>>152940711Does that imply she has internal storage with live eels that have to be replaced periodically?
>>152942025The eels live in a pocket dimension. They are breed solely for the purpose of hentai.
>>152940692Got damn
>>152940004So basically you hate that she's trans but instead of saying that you need to deflect attention.
>>152943445If you're saying this genuinely and not trolling, you're proof that characters being trans is used as a shield for bad writing.
>>152943492It's no use to argue with people who do not play in reality. When a man can grow his hair out, put on some makeup, and tuck his junk back to be considered a woman no amount of logic applies.That said there are some really hot trannies out there. Claire is just written as a bitch.
>>152939349If this was a new character I'd think she's cute. Since she's a character I'm meant to recognize, my amygdala is screaming IMPOSTOR.
>>152940692SEXXO
>>152917354She probably actually is a competent choice for Cubetown's bullshit, or at least she'll fit in well enough
>>152943445I think Marten being in a long term relationship with a boring character makes a comic where nothing ever happens even worse. Because jeph is a coward, Claire can never do anything wrong of any substance- even her clearly neglectful behavior- which isn't even that bad if you can just acknowledge it- was handwaved away in a single morning where she was the good guy. Because nothing bad can ever happen to her and she can never be wrong because jeph is afraid of people like you, she's at a complete dead end as a character. You can put her in a new job, but she will continue to be always right and perfect even when she's demonstrably not. She was interesting before she got together with martin. Now she's a monument to trans perfection and not a character, and Martin is a hostage to that. Jeph should have stuck to his guns and just written them out of the comic.
>>152910257He had more chemistry with Emily even back when they were part of an intern trio.
>>152946682I'll be impressed with Jeph if he has two women pining after Marten while he wonders if it's worth staying with his workaholic girlfriend.
>>152946803Imagine not taking this as a hint.
>>152948068Marten's with Claire because his confidence with real women tanked after getting rejected by the stinky, hairy hippie. Emily is too appealing and upwardly mobile so he considered that option DOA. The bucktoothed ginger femboy giving obvious signs seemed like the option most likely to stick around as he continues to wallow in mediocrity for the foreseeable future. He didn't take the hint because he refused to.
>>152946803She was really weird (not in a negative way) but Emily was low key the hottest girl in this comic when she appeared regularly.
>>152948454Yep. Shame about her nose and hair, I liked her old design more.
>>152946803>>152946803For example of her being weird, I genuinely thought she just said "smooch" near his cheek rather than kissed him because that would be funnier.Also, I just checked and this kiss situation was never resolved. Marten was confused about it for a month of strips while Emily disappeared and then he got with Claire after a bar night. Next time Emily appeared, hoph started up the Emily Clinton romance fake out.
>>152948442For the record, she didn't reject him, they just wanted different things. He was looking for his next relationship, she wanted a one night stand, and didn't communicate that to Marten despite his relationship seeking status being clear. She used him as a pump and dump.Your points regarding Emily and Claire are correct, though. Marten has always been a reflection of Jeph's own mediocrity, which was fine when he served as the straight man to more interesting characters, but pretty useless when he's a secondary character.
>>152937298
>>152950024Wouldn't it be funny if one of the explosions in Cubetown (such as when they first approached it on the boat) resulted in a main cast member being realistically injured?
>>152946803Wow I'm so glad she has a giant schnoz now
>>152937298>>152950024He's drawing her nose smaller again. It's getting smaller every strip since she showed up again.
>>152950024Big fan of Marty and Emily getting along, chatting, and utterly ignoring Moray.Intentional or not it's a nice little bit of show, don't tell, that we rarely see.
>>152950024SMUG MORAY
>>152950046>the Director is a collection of medical repair nanomachines that gained sentience and intelligence by copying the neural pathways of scientists it was repairing
>>152951032I could roll with Alex Mercer jellyfish AI
>>152950024Another dr loli?
>>152951921Emily. Returning character, one of the library interns introduced alongside Claire. She's the one Yay sent into Bubbles' mind palace to fire the brain gun.
>>152950382Sadly that means it will get explicitly pointed out in the next page.
>>152950382you can't read too much into it, Jeph has a habit of writing dialogue in a group where two people are talking and one person is quipping in the corner being ignored (usually Marten)
>>152951946He's talking about the background character that got exploded.
>>152950024>smart enough to debug a space station's environmental controls>LE EPIC AI GOT MIFFED!11!Not every system on Earth should be touched by AI's, those critical to human life included. But the fussy robot guy could get a little huffy off-screen, third hand, so LEEE MAOOOOCan't believe this strip hasn't changed in 20 years. Fuckin' A.
https://files.catbox.moe/v4li5c.png
>>152952761>Dbaru deliversYeeeeahhh boiiiiI wish all these actually captured in a booru. Precious gems, this.
>>152952761Me on the left.
>>152952761I'd never leave
>>152952761OH SHANTYTOWNSHAN-TAN-TITTY TOWN
>>152952761Nice! Moray for everyone!
>>152925948God, I hate that her nose is explicitly different now. Everyone else you can just attribute to artstyle degredation, not a canon change, so you can preserve the original in fan art or even delude yourself into imagining the comic getting better again and the original, superior, character designs returning. But (second) best girl Emily is forever marred by Jeph's seat-of-the pants horseshit. Physically, I mean. The character assassination (if you can call it that when it's not purposeful but due to incompetence and poor priorities) has yet to happen.
>>152948619Actually, he did come to a resolution on it. It was "it would be unethical to date one of the interns I'm managing." Then he did anyway.
>>152950024>Moray's desperationLol is this leading up to a "no way, cubetown is too crazy and chaotix even for me, the 'wacky zany one'"?
>>152955191Very simple. Her old nose is too close to the quirky girl currently hanging out with Faye and Bubbles. Also the new one's nice. Seethe.
>>152955191>(second best)after Hannelore, RIGHT?>>152955628Yeah he got together with Claire IMMEDIATELY after that lol. So quickly that I don't think he even talked to or interacted with Emily yet, so at least she didn't have to get lectured on that just to see him turn around and prove it bullshit>>152955662...and then have Emily >smooch him on the cheek again and says "please be careful and take care of yourself, Marten. I always wondered why you got with Claire right after I showed you how into you I was. I tried to respect it but I still wonder about us sometimes." Continue the relationship drama hinted at with Liz, instead of just nuking it next morning
>>152955877You mean too close to how EVERYONE'S nose looks now? The ski jump? She really was patient zero on a lot of things, not just Jeph's 'wacky ethnic girl' obsession, huh?Also sure, I will>seetheisn't what these "terrible" threads are for? Other than begging pathetically for dbaru I mean lol
>>152955923>isn't what these "terrible" threads are for? Other than begging pathetically for dbaru I mean lolYes, but you specifically. And at least Dbaru's linework is neat.>uhhh this bitch from 5 years ago was patient zero for quirky chungus Millennial girl stuff rightPretty sure it was a day one op, my guy.
>>152956003Sure, sure, my opinions are invalid and you are the only real intelligent level-headed one, got it. Thanks for deigning to respond to a seething autist like me
>>152956043>Getting this asshurt over a chungus webcomic doing chungus shit to one bit character in particular>me for pointing out it out>on 4chanYou wanted "validation"? Here? Please be serious.
>>152955628>Actually, he did come to a resolution on it.>>152955885Yeah by resolved, I mean ending the arc. >Marten and Emily interact>He tourniquets her arm after a snake bite>Emily calls him cute>Friends make fun of him for overreacting>Emily thanks and kisses him>Marten worries about it for more than a month or so of strips>Decides to not date interns, never discusses any of his feelings or attractions>Emily never appears with him again until it's time to throw Clinton into the mixIn a story there would be some ending, either Emily reveals it was nothing, or appears and doesn't address it, or lets him know he likes her. There was no ending it just never came up again, that's what I mean by "no resolution."And the other poster was right it was just a copout answer because he literally gets with Claire in the next arc
>>152956087Yes, I'm absolutely seething with asshurt. I'm surprised the whole internet can't hear me autistically screaming when I calmly express disapproval in the hate thread. Here's your (You)
>>152956239>responding again isn't getting at all upsetAnon, this doesn't seem the place for you.
>>152956362>responding again isn't getting at all upsetSo why are (You) so upset with me?>>152930766She's low-maintenance, just have to plug in every night and throw her in the wash now and then.
