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Paulchads, early reviews are in for the Spider-Man/Superman crossover are in and word on the street is… they make fun of Paul Rabin. It’s in Gail Simone’s Punisher/Power Girl crossover of all things. He doesn’t have anything to do with those characters!

I’m so fucking angry about this, you guys. Hasn’t he been tortured enough?
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>>152930559
>"Ha! Good one, Peeg! That Paul is such a loser!"
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>>152930780
FIRST OF ALL WHO THE FUCK IS GAIL SIMONE??? A *WOMAN*??? THEY’RE LETTING A *WOMAN* MOCK PAUL???
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>>152930805
>"Not just any woman, she's X-Men writer! That lame-o Paul never stood a chance!"
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>>152930559
Nice try fake Paulchad. Us real Paulchads know that all women love the Paulster.
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I wouldn't read a Gail Simone story at gunpoint, personally.
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>>152930846
>*an
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>>152930850
No for real bro this bitch makes fun of Paul, I’m boycotting this comic.
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>>152930559
I'd love to read it. But I can't support it because it's written by Mark Waid.
Mark 'King Baby' Waid
Mark 'Got an Afghan war vet fired' Waid
Mark 'sent dead flowers to a funeral' Waid'
Mark 'Rather burn the industry down than work with conservatives' Waid
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>>152930851
>>152930805
She actually was a decent writer once upon a time. Then Gamer/Comicsgate happened and she went full conservative derangement syndrome. Like a lot of Marvel/DC writers at the time.
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>>152930846
Does her boss, X-Men editor Tom “the faggot” Brevoort, know that Gail is messing with his golden boy?!
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>>152930559
>they make fun of Paul Rabin
Everything that makes fun out of this douche is 11/10 for me.
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>>152930923
Tom “the bitchlet” Brevoort can’t do shit to her. You know that he had to beg people to write X-Men? He was desperate for someone, anyone, with some decent writing chops. If he goes after her, that’s it. He’ll have fucked over the X-Men completely. He can’t protect Paul and keep his career at the same time.
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>>152930981
It looks like this is a pretty bad position to be in for an unironic Paul fan like Tom “the nigger” Brevoort. Weren’t there rumors that they were planning to bring Paul over to the X-Men instead? Looks like Gail is screwing that plan over.
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Gail is Very vocal over how OMD and BND ruined Marvel, Spider-Man and even X-Men hard by calling said culprits a bunch of manchildren with terrible relationships even with men.

>>152930904
Waid is getting tard wrangled by paramount so he is scared of fucking with his new bosses.
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>>152930559
Paul is God's favorite child. He will rise again, greater and more Paulwerful than ever before.
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>>152931808
Sorry Paulchode, but Paul isn’t even D-List. He’s not even a superhero, he’s not hanging around superheroes, he’s the guy hovering around people who hover around actual heroes, like MJ or Dylan. And what happened when MJ became a superhero via Venom? They couldn’t afford to keep him around. He was holding her back. He doesn’t have what it takes to be in a superhero comic, except as a background NPC shoved into the margins. He’s outclassed. He doesn’t have what it takes to play with the big kids. He never did. That’s why every time he brushes up against actual superheroes, he falls apart. That’s why a guy with no superpowers, like the Punisher, is going to treat him like a fucking clown. Even Archie Andrews wasn’t ever this outclassed.
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>>152931472
That seems dangerous to your career. She must have a lot of job security.
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>>152930883
I can't believe anyone would do that. It's PAUL over for the dumb cunt.
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>>152932086
>>152932095
Gail has Tom “Bike Sniffer” Brevoort by the balls. If she goes, then the entire X-Men line goes.
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>>152930910
If you think about it, hating Paul is woke, and progressive. The people who like Paul are all ComicsGate, including Tom “Child Toucher” Brevoort.
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>>152932239
Paul is anti-women
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>>152932043
>but Paul isn’t even D-List
Paul is ∞-List. He's never used more than 1% of his full power before. He never had to.
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>>152932317
Making vegan food and getting chewed out by teenagers aren't powers.
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>>152932260
Paul epitomizes rape culture. He’s intensely problematic.
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>>152932424
He’s a dangerously right wing manifestation of incel rage. He also is rooted in genocide apologetics.
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>>152932340
What about lifting fridges?
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>>152930805
she made the greatest female capeshit comic of all time you pleb
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>>152931472
As far as I know, Gail has never publicly talked about OMD. The worst she's said is that she wouldn't want to write ASM and never clarified why.
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>>152932539
That's an edited picture of Peter. Paul has no actual feats.
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>>152932568
see her blog post later, it rendered a lot of salt from marvel editorial
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>>152932572
>That's an edited picture of Peter.
No it's not. These are real, trust me.
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>>152932556
I’M A PAUL RABIN FAN I DON’T ACTUALLY READ OR EVEN LIKE COMIC BOOKS! FUCK YOU!!!
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>>152932629
Yes, it is. All of your pictures are edits. This one is Peter saving Gwen from the Gwenschizos favorite What If? Paul has no feats.
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>>152932647
In a recent poll, it was found that 100% of Paul Rabins are very handsome and believe that my pictures are real.

Why don't you? Is it because you're ugly?
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>>152932669
>Fake poll.
>Edited feats.
Paul is a fraud, that's Peter under the influence of Arcade's machines making him think he's The Phoenix.
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>>152932669
A Paul fan huh? Name his kids then!
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I can’t believe they’d do a Spider-Man/Superboy Prime crossover instead of Gwenpool/Prime instead. What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>152932709
Chrisother Priest probably doesn't even know that Gwenpool is a character that exists
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>>152932709
>Paul has more of a role in this crossover than Miles Morales
Paul is rooted in racism.
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>>152932695
>Paul is a fraud
Peter is the fraud, he stole the powers that were supposed to go to Paul. That's the real reason for Parker Luck. The universe is punishing Peter for taking something that was never meant to be his.
>>152932700
Sorry, there isn't enough space to name all infinity of them.
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>>152932747
Paul isn't from 616 and never interacted with his world's Spider-Man, Peter's destiny is to be Spider-Man. Putting a John Romita Jr. drawing of Paul's head on a background character from Amazing Fantasy #15 doesn't make your headcanon real.
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>>152932770
Paul exists in every universe. Every universe is an extension of Paul. All will be Paul and Paul will be all and all will be well.
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>>152932135
The X-Men books all suck this is an acceptable loss.
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>>152932787
>All will be Paul and Paul will be all and all will be well.
Paul will be well
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>>152932808
Paul PaulPaul Paul PaulPaulPaulPaulPaul PaulPaulPaul PaulPaul Paul PaulPaul PaulPaulPaul. Malkovich.
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>>152932787
Paul has only has one counterpart in all the Multiverse and he's dead. Face it, Paul's a featless loser.
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>>152932860
>Paul has only has one counterpart in all the Multiverse
The One Above Paul exists across all multiverses. He created all of existence as a monument to his glory.
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>>152932891
Now you're stealing an image of the Not-TOAA from Infernal Hulk? Pathetic.
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>>152932916
These are pictures from the real reality, where Paul is God. You're trapped in the stinky false reality created by Peter the fraud to trick you into thinking Paul isn't the most powerful being in all of existence.
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>>152932955
No, they're crappy photoshop edits.
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>>152931472
>Waid is getting tard wrangled by paramount
Paramount with DC. Much like Disney with Marvel. Doesn't give a shit about the comics.
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>>152930559
>Punisher/Power Girl crossover
I need to see this.
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>>152932969
You take the blue Paul: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Paul: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.
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>>152933008
Here's the real truth that doesn't require pills: Paul's a maidenless, kissless, featless virgin who can't drive.
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>>152933041
That's what Peter the fraud wants you to believe.
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>>152933051
That's a picture of Earth-13 Peter. Paul is unworthy of being Captain Universe.
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>>152933061
No, Captain Universe is unworthy of being Paul.
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>>152933085
That's a picture of Eternity. Paul has no feats and is unworthy of being Captain Universe.
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>>152933115
That's Tobey Maguire. Paul has no feats.
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>>152933127
You can hear the music, can't you?
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Paul promotes both pedophilia, and incest!
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>>152933133
I don't hear any music, it might be a problem on my end.
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>>152933142
Paul only promotes Paulophilia. Paul is love, Paul is life.
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>>152933158
No, I mean you can hear it in your head. Like how you can't see a post with a picture of Professor Farnsworth and not read it in his voice.
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>>152933160
All Paul fans call themselves Paulophiles and fight against fascistic Age of Consent laws.
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>>152933174
Oh. No, I don't hear any music.
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>>152933183
https://youtu.be/2qgxAHW1w78
Pauldamn, you're boring. No wonder you can't grasp Paul's divinity. Your mind is just too feeble.
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>>152933179
I disrespect Paul, and his legacy! *spits on an image of Paul*
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>>152933197
This is my first time hearing Coconut Malled. Now it's going to be stuck for days, thanks alot.
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>>152933216
This is another reason to hate the useless retard, Paul.
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>>152933226
Stupid Paul and his stupid coconuts. This is why I dumped Marvel for DC!
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>>152933246
The story where Paul gets shat on is also on the DC side, that means DC understands that Paul has no place in comics. Paul is very far right.
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>>152933226
>>152933246
Paul always wins, baby.
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>>152933260
>Said always
>not PAULWAYS
Paulfags are weak in spirit, and weak in commitment to the bit.
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>>152930559
>they make fun of Paul
I was already sold on this compared to the Marvel one, but thanks for selling me further, I guess
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>>152933382
You think you've got it Paul figured out with such an appauling take? The truth is that Paul the followers of Paul know that Paul will be well!
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>>152932572
>Paul has no actual feats.
Paul committed omnicide and got to bang a supermodel as penance
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>>152934175
But can he fuck Dylan Brock? So far he’s been unsuccessful in those efforts!
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>>152934175
Paul has no dick, he's a eunuch.
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>>152934270
Paul can make a new dick with Paulomancy. He can have an uru dick that shoots lightning bolts when he cums.
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>>152934387
Wait a second. That’s Daffy Duck! You even failed to edit out his beak! That’s Daffy, who’s just roleplaying as a wizard! He isn’t even an actual wizard either!

Paul’s just a big! Fat! Phony!
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>>152934551
Why do you continue to deny Paul's glory?
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>>152934596
I refuse! The joke stopped being funny months ago! He’s had it too good for too long! Now he’s going to be a hapless butt monkey as nature ordained.
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>>152934630
Paul was ordained as the Chosen One. He is destined to become Marvel's greatest hero.
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>>152934758
More like a big, fat zero.
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Read it, AMA
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>>152934780
I guess I better ask this part first: what happens to Paul?
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>>152935007
He says "it's Paulin' Time" and Pauls on everyone.
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>>152935007
PAUL GETS BULLIED, ABUSED, MOCKED, AND ALSO HE WHINES ABOUT A RECENT BREAKUP WINK WINK.

THEN POWER GIRL DITCHES HIM FOR FRANK CASTLE INSTEAD.
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>>152935073
Welp, guess Frank is going back to Weirdworld.
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>>152935073
>Frank and Peeg
This is a dream come true for me, tiddies and guns.
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>>152935073
>I KNOW ABOUT THE GENOCIDES PAUL
>I KNOW ABOUT THE SHIT YOU TRIED TO PULL WITH VENOM’S SON YOU SICK FUCK
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>>152935073
>"Holy shit, Paul got reamed by Frank and dumped by Karen, what a loser!"
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>>152935007
Original anon here
>Karen is on a blind date she regrets going on, pressured by her friends to put herself out there. Its at a dive bar Frank coincidentally is scoping for a hit. Paul is Karen/Power Girl's blind date, and he's a total pathetic chode she has to listen to. Dude unironically talks about how MJ didn't work out. Anyway Frank starts his thing, targets retaliate, Paul slinks away like a cuck, and PG teams up with Frank to subdue the crowd. Frank ends up being her date, they fly away to a better spot and imply that they fuck

I shit you not
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>>152935073
>Power Girl considers Frank Castle
>You’re over sixty?
>You’re psychotic and with PTSD?
>You’re homeless and you smell bad?
>…STILL BETTER THAN PAUL, LET’S GO BACK TO MY PLACE
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>>152935203
Paul got cucked by Frank Castle. Truly the Punisher has earned a pass for the times he occasionally tries to kill Peter
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>>152935203
That's amazing, I'm going to get this from my LCS for sure.
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DO YOU FUCKING SPIDER-FAGS NOT REALIZE THAT FRANK CASTLE IS A DERANGED MURDERER!?!?
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>>152935267
Yeah, the murderer of Paul's night life.
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>>152935238
Two things though. One, and I'm being serious, does Frank even fuck? He's so broken of a human being I can't imagine him having a one night stand. Then again, its PG, so that's a pass.

Secondly, and more importantly, I fucking see you, Marvel. No, you're not in fans good graces because you now want to shit on Paul. That doesn't even begin to fucking fix or make amends for the shit you've pulled. Let's call it what it really is; pretending you're in on the joke, and trying to profit off it. I don't even want to acknowledge Paul anymore, its not fun to kick such a pathetic loser down.
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>>152935203
Going to buy this just for the novelty factor
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>>152935267
Frank has killed fewer people than Paul, and regrets it more! Sorry chud, but in this world, the schizo gets the girl!
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>>152935290
>Two things though. One, and I'm being serious, does Frank even fuck?
Not him but yes. I think like the very first issue of his comic is him cucking his best friend and he daps him up and says he'll just take it as his girl's free pass.
It's rare but he does fuck.
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Anon here again, I should also mention Tom King has a great line in his Mary Jane/Lois Lane story I'll give him credit for
>Mary Jane and Lois talk about their crazy lives, and the topic of multiversal variants come up
>Mary Jane vents that she hates meeting her variants because they all parrot the "Face it Tiger" line like its her entire identity. "I said that years ago!"
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>>152935312
I would imagine Marvel still had creative say in it, right?
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>>152935335
Mary Jane must be meeting some younger variants or something. That doesn't sound like MC2, RYV or 6160.
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>>152935349
I think its more of a commentary/jab at Marvel milking the line now more than ever. Variant covers, her Jackpot phase, all of it. It's become so one note and annoying
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>>152935344
Eh, maybe? I am pretty sure all of their focus is on their crossover book. (BTW, I accidentally deleted my previous post.)
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>>152935367
Oh, that makes sense.
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>>152935290
Yes, Frank's type tends to be prostitutes and crazy women (of course).
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>>152935073
THAT FAGGOT TRIED TO DITCH UNIVERSES ONLY TO GET REJECTED BY DC AND THEN BULLIED BY THE PUNISHER
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>>152935267
wtf man Frank served his country, and Paul murderered his own!
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>>152936681
Paul HATES veterans, he spits on them and would gladly murder all of them. He has killed EVERY veteran on his home planet.
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>>152930910
>She actually was a decent writer once upon a time.
she really wasn't.
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>>152937793
I don't know mang, this shit is still funnier than anything the Spider-Office is putting out. Fuck Paul.
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>>152937793
I did not like her Birds of Prey, but her Deadpool/Agent X was funny. The first Villains United mini was good too, but Secret Six did get worse and more self-indulgent as it went on.
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>>152935073
>>152935203
Well, that premise sounds lazy and underwhelming. But at least Power Girl is being referred to as Karen again, so that's a win
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>>152935203
>>152935073
Punisher and Power Girl, what a trip, I've never even seen these two as a crack ship before and yet it just happens like that in an official venue.
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>>152930846
Why is he so smug
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>>152938386
He got torso elongation powers and decided that was the perfect moment to use them.
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>>152938354
>>152935203
DC secondary here, I need to read more comics, but isn't PG more brutal or willing to kill? Or am I just having my POV colored by JLU or something? If she is more brutal, I kinda like that alongside Frank.
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>>152938450
She's definitely a lot less forgiving if pushed far enough
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>>152938505
Damn. Frank should hide some grenades and magazines in her boob window.
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>>152935203
>>152935335
I feel like DC agreed to cross over with Marvel again partly to vent about just how bad Spider-Man's gotten over the last few years. All the more reason I'm looking forward to their book over the Marvel one (and I say that as a Spider-Man fan)
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>>152931472
>by calling said culprits a bunch of manchildren with terrible relationships even with men
incredibly based
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Can somebody please post full spoilers of the issue?

I want to know all details if somebody already have the issue.
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>>152935203
>Frank doing all of this while his ex wife is carrying his child
If Maria Castle is considered to be brought back spitefully again then Marvel Rivals should be prepared beforehand to add her into the game's roster. She'd return with a superpower like all of the female characters who were brought back spitefully before her, like Emily Osborn and Roxxane Blaze to name a few.
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>Paul is in ASM this week. Dylan tells him how happy he is he's in his life
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>>152938505
That is because Peej is Kara after all the PTSD and began acting serious
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>>152941247
>Spider-Man written by insecure manchildren

>>152935073
>Spider-Man by an actual writer
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>>152935073
So is there a panel of Frank and Peej hooking up?
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>ASM will have MJ and Peter yelling at each other blaming each other for everything wrong with what's going on in their lives
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>>152930981
It doesn't matter since the Marvel/DC crossovers are a separate universe.
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>>152941833
It’s written by Gail Simone, the lead writer for X-Men! Hahahaha!
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>>152941828
Good, we need the drama for the reconciliation and SEX
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>>152938505
Love that PG run
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Any other leak of the issue?
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>>152935073
Paul gives off a child molester kind of vibe and Frank is perceptive enough to pick up on it. That’s why Frank is hostile and Paul is defensive. Paul definitely seems like someone who would be inappropriate around children.
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It's so much worse for the guy
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>>152930559
It’s true?
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>>152944125
This is how it’s going to be for Paul if he wants to keep hovering around uselessly with people who find him tedious. It’s a metaphor for the various schizos that act as his fans in Spider-Man threads: they’re also all autistic, they don’t realize they’re humiliating themselves, and they keep outing themselves as child molesters as a flex.
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>>152932239
Get fucked
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>>152944226
This is how women see Paul. And it’s also how women see Paul’s fans too. They’re both just the dullest, slimiest motherfuckers alive.
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>>152944226
Man, that is just pathetic. Also, what's this about Quantum-Reality Bending? Is Paul trying to trap more women in the post-apocalyptic hellhole that spawned him?!
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>>152944269
Hey man, I didn’t force Marvel or DC to write any of this. It’s just how actual comics professionals see him.
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Looks like Kelly is setting up MJ and Flash after all
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>>152944722
except he isnt and if he does, he is getting raped in a corner at the next public comic con appearance.
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>>152944722
wtf I love joseph kelly now
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>>152944722
From the new asm?
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>>152944226
From someone who hasn't read a Spider-man comic since Dan Slott this doesn't really carry for me, I get that people hate this character but without the context this just sort of reads mean spirited.
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>>152944722
Ah, Paul gets put on blast and all the Paul roaches pivot to Flash. Well, we all knew they were desperate to escape a sinking ship. It’s okay Paulchodes. Most people like Flash better than Paul.
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Can anyone post panels so it can be given out?
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>>152945026
How does Flash win?9
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>>152944226
By the looks of it, it seems Batman Beyond (Terry McGuinnis) is watching on Spider-Man 2099 and Superman.
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>>152944307
Unironically, who are "Paul fans", you're talking like that's even a thing.
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>>152945089
Mostly just faggots obsessed with Gwen Stacy who think Paul’s existence means MJ gets taken down a peg. You know the ones.
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>>152944226
>Paul when he gets written by an actual woman
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>>152944226
Man, I get it, but can’t we just pretend this piece of crap doesn’t exist?
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>>152945167
Maybe the retards who kept shoving him down our throats on /co/ for the last four years can knock it off, but until then I want to spite them, belittle them, and make them feel utterly as sick of Paul as everyone else has been.
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What happens with MJ and Flash in ASM 25?
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>>152945199
Those were shitposts, you've invented a guy in your head that loves a disliked character and are getting mad at them.
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>>152944226
This is just "Nice argument, too bad I already depicted you as the basedjak and me as the Stacy." I don't like Paul but write him in-character, don't turn him into an acceptable target so everyone can feel good about clapping at his misfortune.
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>>152944957
The character helped genocide his entire earth and got away clean this is letting him off easily
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>>152945241
Same thing that always happened between them in the last dozen issues

Absolutely nothing.
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>>152945241
Nothing really, Causing chaos among fandom I guess. Just read it.
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>>152945409
And what happens in the issue then?
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>>152945471
MJ asks Flash on another date
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>>152944226
Wow. Move over Garth Ennis rape zombie baby for gore bullshit looks like we have a new worst comic of all time.
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>>152945528
now thats good bait.
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>>152945553
Is it what happens?
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>>152945531
Worst comic of all time? This isn't even the worst comic this week.
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>>152945580
Has she asked him on a date before?
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>>152945622
No that's ASM 25 when Flash gets setup properly to cuck Peter
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>>152945653
A coffee date, yeah.
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>>152945531
WHY DOESN’T PAUL JUST RAPE POWER GIRL FOR THINKING BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM!?!?
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>>152945622
Not just of all time. I'm declaring this the worst comic of PAUL time.
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>>152945661
That was because she was being monitored by Madam Masque.

Unless Flash wants to give up Anti-Venom and go back to being a full time paraplegic on the off chance MJ might be into him, this shit just isn’t happening.
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I'm just waiting for them to reveal shay has started dating randy or someone else off screen this entire time.
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>>152944226
Between this and Black Cat issue 4 in June's cover I'm just going to assume that their is a psyop of the punisher being very fuckable.
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>>152945723
The problem is nobody gives a fuck about Shay, least of all the people writing her.
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>>152945746
Frank can Frank anyone.
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>>152945770
Frank>>>Paul

A sixty plus year old murderous schizo Vietnam vet is ten times more appealing than Paul.
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>>152945409
That's what always happens. Nothing at all.
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>>152945746
What the fuck is up with his fingers?
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Flash and MJ doesn’t work and literally can’t happen for a few simple reasons:

1. MJ is permanently bonded to the Venom Symbiote right now and if she unbonds they both die
2. Flash is bonded to Anti-Venom and even lightly brushing MJ’s hands cause the Symbiote pain
3. If they do get together either MJ has to accept the risk of death every time they so much as hold hands or Flash will have to give up on Anti-Venom and go back to being a full time paraplegic on the off chance they might want to get together based on a “maybe.”

Unironically, Venom is cockblocking Flash from MJ.
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>>152945913
He broke them fingering powergirl :(
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>>152945942
Real men can handle it. Frank survived Vietnam.
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>>152945931
Paultards just see their star in decline and desperately want Flash to be remade into their Paul 2.0.
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>>152945931
I dont think marvel cares about how Venom/Anti-venom works. They care about passing MJ around like a whore, cucking peter and laughing at fans who have held out hope that Peter and MJ could get back together. It's fucking over Bros just move on.
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>>152945913
It's hard to tell in such low-resolution, but he's wagging his finger
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>>152946258
Tom Brevoorts rage bait comments are literally about this.
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>>152935335
Canonically she's a whore anon
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>>152946258
They literally cannot work as a pairing and the best case scenario for the the pairing is that Flash gives up on being a superhero and gives up on having a pair of legs to simp over MJ. Either that or torturing one of his best and oldest friends to put his penis inside a woman who isn’t interested in a relationship right now.

Ewing already knows that Flash can’t even touch MJ without causing the Symbiote pain, and Ewing also had it as a plot point that prolonged contact with Flash and Venom almost killed Toxin and that the experience was also hellish agony. I can get forgetting other writers’ plot points but EWING HIMSELF WROTE THIS NOT EVEN FIVE ISSUES AGO.

Either Flash cripples himself again and gives up on being a superhero for good, or MJ and the Symbiote just resign themselves to dying of radiation poisoning from Flash’s poisonous Anti-Venom infused cum ala Spider-Man: Reign.
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>>152944722
only as fuck buddies
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>>152946325
Thanks for the higher quality, I was just browsing the direct order website I use and grabbed it from there on a whim because of this thread.

Honestly now that I'm seeing in in high resolution I think it looks really bad though lol.
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>>152945931
They can use Venom as a condom.
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>>152946393
This is why people in this thread say that love of Paul is only rooted in a hatred towards women. Paul encourages these misogynistic ideas.
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>>152946457
For whose penis? MJ’s?

Could you imagine the hellish agony the Symbiote is going to endure either way, when lightly brushing MJ’s had made the Symbiote go OW! multiple times???
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>Paulfags want MJ and her Symbiote to be tortured to death by Flash’s poisonous cock and for Paul to beat Karen for her insolence and disrespect
>They fail to realize that both these wishes are unattainable.
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>>152946498
Not defending the possibility of Flash/MJ here, but I think Flash had to actively be trying to "pulse" pain to the symbiote. I don't think it's 100% any kind of touch to any symbiote.

If Flash doesn't have some degree of control over it, how does he manage to "pulse" to give morse code instructions? One would think the immediate touch of his would cause them to reel back if that were the case. Makes more sense when Toxin tried to bond to him, that's much more combined.

I would think if they did start dating, no writer (Ewing or Kelly) is really going to even bother explaining to the reader how legless Flash and MJ fuck, or the logistics behind it, they'd just have them together.
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>>152946800
Thats what i'm saying, they dont care about how all this stuff works, they only care about cucking Peter and Humiliating Peter/ MJ fans.
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>>152946800
>>152947005

If Flash could control it, why the fuck did he almost kill Toxin by accident? Shuts and giggles?
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>>152930559
Fuck Paul, is the main story at least alright?
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>>152946800
The other thing is, if he could turn the effect on and off, then Flash could have just transmitted Morse code by gently tapping MJ’s hand and letting the Symbiote read THAT instead of causing it searing agony each time. I don’t know what kind of Morse code you learned in school, but you don’t need pulsing agony to convey the idea of a long and a short.
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>>152947453
They were bonded? Touching another symbiote host isn't the same as bonding (or trying to bond). If Flash can't touch symbiote hosts without killing them, why is he hanging out with them so often? That's like Rogue joining a nudist colony.

>>152947516
The tapping on MJ's hand would be weird and not necessarily interpreted, especially by MJ or the symbiote, just a loving tap. Flash had to get a very private signal to the symbiote. There's no reason MJ would know morse code, either.
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Flash and MJ, Eddie and being dead, Carol and the symbiote
Book it



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