Goodbye, Ms Teschmacher :(https://deadline.com/2026/03/valerie-perrine-dead-1236763033/>Valerie Perrine, whose memorable film roles included a porn actress abducted by aliens in Slaughterhouse-Five, Lex Luthor’s secretary in two Superman films and an Oscar-nominated performance as the wife of Lenny Bruce in Lenny, died Monday at her home in Beverly Hills following a 15-year battle with Parkinson’s disease. She was 82.
what the Fuck
>>152944545>Valerie Perrine, whose memorable film roles included a porn actress abducted by aliens in Slaughterhouse-FiveWhy the fuck would they lead with that in a death announcement, good lord
>>152945371She showed her tits and appeared in Playboy.
>>152944545>>152946163She was a super-hottie with small (but perky) tits.
>>152944545Even fucking porn actresses are dropping like flies nowIs the great /co/ creator dying finally here?
>>152946617She's cute.
>>152945371>Why the fuck would they lead with that in a death announcement, good lordIt's the best film she ever appeared in
>>152944545RIP.
>>152944545So it goes.
>>152944545Could you not have used a fucking pic of her instead of your stupid toy, you fucking homo?
RIP
>>152949928Yeah, OP totally fucked his own thread.
