Crossover preview is out. Power Girl/Punisher by Gail Simone has Karen (no more Paige) on a Blind Date with Paul, who she seems to find very boring. Looks as though she prefers Frank
No no no no Lowebros, not like this
>>152946164>>152946174Mostly a cartoon poster here, why the fuck does marvel push paul so hard? I never understood marvel editorials hatred for Peter
>>152946210Zeb Wells works under Kevin Feige.
>>152946174Why is Paul in the bar with no name?
>>152946210Long story short>Spider-Man hasn’t been with MJ in over a decade in the comics>up until very very , when they begin to grow closer together again>then writer named Zeb Wells comes along>Zeb recently was divorced from his famous wife, Heidi Gardner of SNL>rumors say they hadn’t been close in a long time and Heidi also might have been seeing someone else>Zeb Wells decides to write this into his spider-man comic>through an incredibly convoluted mystery box involving alternate dimensions and time travel and out-of-character interactions, MJ, in the span of a few months, has two children with a random OC named Paul, and both kids are at least five years old>spider-man fans have no idea what the fuck is going on and go livid when this is revealed but not explained>the explanation is really odd, and involves a throwaway Aztec god villain from one issue twenty years ago>Zeb Wells and Nick Lowe double down on all of this>fans go apeshit>shit goes mainstream >Nick gets an angry call asking why Twitter and Reddit are calling spider-man a cuckold>because Zeb wrote a bit of the newest Deadpool movie where the same exact cuckshittery happens, people begin to place together that Zeb is just obsessed with this sort of character development>Zeb flees the internet and is too afraid to go to cons now>Nick Lowe (who I’ve met in person and hate with a passion) is still really petty and does what he can to keep Paul around for as long as possible>this is because Nick is convinced this is the correction application of Parker Luck, and is what Stan Lee would have wanted
>>152946448t. least delusional marydumbfag
>>152946489Oh I forgot I share a time zone with Brazil
>>152946174 him even being mentioned or included in things is infuriating. Like I don't even want him dead or to make fun of him because it's more energy than its worth. I want it gone.
There’s a new dc/marvel crossover?
>>152946174>>152946164it's a little funny
>>152946662Comes out tomorrow. There's Superman/Spider-Man this week, and then Spider-Man/Superman in about a month.
>>152946448>>because Zeb wrote a bit of the newest Deadpool movie where the same exact cuckshittery happens, people begin to place together that Zeb is just obsessed with this sort of character developmentwait, I don't remember this. what part in deadpool and wolverine?
>>152946662Yes
>>152946448Why do some writers always insert their cringe failing marriage lives into their work? Harmon did this to rick and morty with his the terrible beth and jerry subplots and it killed the show is what made me drop it during season 3.
>>152947488For some reason The Amazing Spider-Man in particular has been under the purview of some of the most divorced men alive in the past twenty years or so.
>>152946210They don't, it's weird obsessives
Can’t even enjoy the dunking because it just reminds me that I’d be just as much of a sweaty geek, ponytail aside, and it made me sad :(
>>152946448This faggot Lowe conveniently ignores Ditko's essay on Quesada and how their method of ragebait is something he violently disagrees with. Funny how he never mentions him but still pulls the "Creator wanted this" card. Fucking faggot.Anyway, is this call some headcanon or did he actually get a call from an exec that was mad at him? If so, I'm gonna fucking blow a gasket if that exec didn't even do anything more to just fucking fire the guy.
>>152946164>Gail Simone >PaulAnyone remembers that tweet?
>>152947451Deadpool loses his girlfriend and has to le accept that
They should introduce Paul into the MCU to revitalize interest.
>>152948415Doesn’t he have her over with her new boyfriend for his birthday party too?
>>152948104Do you have a link to the Essay.
>>152946164It's a Punisher crossover. Paul will be in Barracuda's trunk by the final panel
>>152946164>Power Girl/PunisherWhy is this a crossover?
>>152949082>Paulcuck seethingCope harder.
>>152946210Click bait in comic form.The are incapable of writing a good comic, so they keep rage baiting.
>>152948620Sorry I wish I could find a better link or more hi-res version. If you can find a better one, be my guest. It's Toyland, found in his issue titled "The Avenging Mind," which is funny he titled it that, because it's basically his collection of essays correcting Stan on details of his departure and other more combative pieces.https://archive.org/details/32-page-series/01- The Avenging Mind %282008%29 %28c2c%29 %28Pyramid%29/page/1/mode/1up
>>152949183Fuck. Anyone clicking on that, rid of that space next to the hyphen and then it'll work. Sorry for phoneposting.
>>152946164>Karen (no more Paige)I shouldn't have to celebrate the bare minimum, but here we are>>152949082They have the same creator, Gerry Conway. Other than that, any connections one can make are flimsy at best
>>152946164As funny as this was, I think it would have been neat if Power Girl crossed over with Paradise X Hyperion.
>>152949039>The one chick in the back blushingThe fuck kind of sadist shit is that bitch into?
>>152946164>Gail SimoneOf course
