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Kismesissitude edition

QOTT: Is there a character (You) have caliginous feelings for?

Previous timeline: >>152929984
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>>152947480
i think alot of people are pitch for cronus but they dont want to accept it
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>>152947480
by far my favorite blackrom
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My favorite thing about Hussie is him saying that something is a joke when he wants to deflect criticism but then saying it has to be taken seriously when he wants investors to invest in his shitty failing comic.
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>>152947480
>QOTT
Of course I do, It's you, the Reader.
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>>152947586
>"the pilot that failed because nobody wanted it proves homestuck is le dead!!1!"
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>>152947480
>QOTT
Absolutelly Despise Vriska as of now. So i Think i have for her. I'm in my re read of the comic, and while she has some good moments, my god she became a annoying one after so much harrassing tavros and others. I think I started to despise her on alternia bound and so on. Its quite pathetic really. Not only the acts she comits but how hungry and blind for power she is. She is also....Ugh I just can't take her 100% seriously, most fault of hussie dialogue than what she represents really.
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>>152947657
I meant i have a kismesitude for her. Damn board doesnt have complex emoticon support.
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(cont.)
So. Mid my re read of homestuck. mid act 5 act 2.
Dave, Jade, Karkar, Terezi and Rose are the highlight for me. They where the most interesting main characters for me so far in my re read. I love them so much. The carapacians are nice. I really need to make a third read but only focusing on the carapacians so I can have a closer look in their personality.
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>>152947678
do you know how life changing it would be if this dite allowed diferrent colored text?

i would be in roleplay city enjoying my best life.
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>>152947734
>if this dite allowed diferrent colored text?
too much work for whoever it is that owns the site now idr
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>>152947586
For me it's comic Andrew who is 100% just an exaggerated character that does not reflect on irl Hussie in the slightest thirsting after Vriska and wanting to marry her eww isn't he a creep haha, and then Andrew doing exact thing with Vriska cosplayers on two separate occasions.
Really makes you think about the comic Hussie's totally satirical megalomania.
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>>152947703
are you close to terezi and dave's conversation about coinflips? that an amazing moment.

like omg.. terezi is on a diferrent type of timing. that conversation hives me gossebumbs.
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>>152947768
>who is 100% just an exaggerated character that does not reflect on irl Hussie in the slightest

well duh, he isnt yellow irl anon
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>>152947772
I think I just went there but I didnt payed much attention? I believe it was when she was explaning about the plan of 50/50 chance of Dave escaping from dying from jack noir no? I didnt see anything more on this. It was really cool seeing that. Sad about the other Dave, She even cried. Poor girl.
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>>152947750
>too much work
It's literally just a matter of enabling the most basic HTML/BBCode tags to ever exist but we get fucking nothing save for the spoiler option on media boards and I guess also [code] on /g/
I legit have no idea why was this never enabled over the course of over two decades. It's not like enabling basic shit like this, italics or underlines would break anything, altchans can do it just fine
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>>152947955
exactly, too much work for the bum owner
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>>152937134

I humbly request that viewers of the thread read my fic if you are interested, link in the previous thread. And as always any feedback is welcome.

In other news im drawing something neato. So check out this sketch i got! ill color it today when i get home from fixing my car, which broke on me.

(yeah this is inspired by one of the requiem cafe poses, pretty neat huh?)
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>>152947480
whiteboard
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514
magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
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>>152948105
make sure to screencap ur favorite works before the board ends
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>>152948105
This board is pretty neat
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>>152947480
>QOTT
Mallek Adalov.

I hate this fucker with every fiber of my existence. Every single thing about him pisses me off. I've hated him from the moment I've first laid my eyes on him. He's so fucking disgustingly trashy. I hate how he looks from head to toe, including his nasty piercings, his faggy punk haircut, his retarded sneakers, and even that shitty hoodie we ended up wearing for the rest of friendsim and pesterquest, forcing me into constant awareness of his existence every time I booted these dogshit VNs.

Even having downloaded pic related and having looked at him made me angry. I hate his behavior, attitude and personality. I hate his theme. I hate his aesthetic of le epic cyberpunk haxxor that is wholly antithetical to who I am. I'm a fucking sysadmin and a defensive cybersecurity guy by trade, it's like that sonofabitch was specifically created to just spite me. I hate how as a scorpio I'd technically share the caste with that cunt, it makes me feel disgusted of being associated with that motherfucker.

Above all, I absolutely fucking HATE how his repulsive fucking trashiness is perversely attractive to me and that this faggot continues living rent-free inside my head. I hate that I know all of what I say counts as bona fide romantic attraction of pitch variety towards that waste of oxygen. God I need him to suck my cock with his stupid pierced tongue. I want to obliterate his asshole whether he likes it or not, or better yet, especially if he doesn't like it and he either begs me to stop or keeps cursing me out. I can't stop thinking about making out with him and violating him.

Seriously, fuck Mallek, in every possible sense of this word.
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>>152948698
>fuck Mallek
i would anon, he's hot as fuck but it wasnt meant to be
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>>152948698
This is real kisemisisitude.

It's beautiful. Karkat would cry tears of joy reading this.
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>>152948698
would you sit on his lap as he hacks something?
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>>152948909
or the reverse rather fact.
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I think the only black rom I could have with anyone is *shivers* dirk

Which is a terrifying thought.
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>>152948698
god damn.
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We should bring back heavily pregnant Jade.
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>>152948698
Your passion moved my hand
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>>152948698
one of the hottest kissmeisistudes I've ever witnessed
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>>152948989
i dont think he would reciprocate. you would have to be extremelly special to have you and dirk to kissmesis. the only person that gets close to that is himself.
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>>152948698
i saw his edit as human and he was a nigger, but mallek has most russian sounding last name lol. BLACKRUS WILL BE!
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>>152949034
and now your hand is moving my PENIS!

whoa.

whait

not LIKE THAT
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>>152949015
I was thinking about heavily pregnant Jade earlier
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>>152947480
>QOTT: Is there a character (You) have caliginous feelings for?
ok if I HAD to fill a blackrom bucket with someone it'd probably be bro I guess. it'd infuriate me how smug he is about his fortes and how often he beats dave's ass. I acknowledge he's pretty awesome and that's when it slips into blackrom- because he's a jerkass but has exceptional skills. he doesn't know how to talk things through and instead just unga bungas his way through life like a brute and I'd find this autism equal parts beneath me and endearing
I suppose
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>>152949059
I had an even worse thought.

The only other person I could be a kisemisis with is.....KANAYA......


an even worse thought. Because it's conceivable that she is attracted to my unstable bitch energy and actually will go for it.
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Hm MurderStuck begun... That Gamzee VA makes me feel... Breathless. That was cool. But oh well its bye bye my for my sillies. Poor Karkat left behind...
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>>152948909
I'M A FUCKING CYBERDEFENSE GUY MY JOB IS TRYING TO PREVENT THE HACKING ATTEMPTS.

And even if for whatever reason he got legitimately hired as a white hat to do the pentesting job I'd legitimately lock the fuck in, study till headache and harden the security like never before in my life just to make sure his shitty little haking attempts would fall flat. Even now I'm getting angry just by briefly imagining this smug prick's face if he managed to do it, and the only thing that calms me down is the scenario is his frown of defeat after he utterly fucking fails, which makes me feel like I've raped him. I know it wouldn't be as gratifying as me literally raping him over and over and over, but I'll take it.
And yes, I know what this is the intended "benefit" of kismessitude and I fucking hate knowing it's working on me.
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>>152949034
heh

wheres the rest anon? for the mallekfags out here...
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>>152949034
Fuck you for drawing that hot asshole with such a smug look it's making me seethe just by looking at it.
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>>152949164
how about lets say, you get a lil evil. try to hack him back. he tries to hack you back. it goes on and on.
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>>152949141
>even worse
>even worse
Methinks you might actually have pitched hots for Kanaya.
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>>152949164
what if you got the chance to meet him in person after his hacking attemps, what would you do to him mhm?
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>>152949219
anon i cannot parse this enough

you may have the hottest kissmissetude with mallek ive ever seen
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>>152949288
It's just like

GRAGH I HATE HER. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO BITCHY AND STILL BE LIKED.

She meddles and fusses and I hate it. Always up in people's business but only when they don't want it! And people who do need help get shit!!!

I wanna drag her by the hair into an event and in front of all her friends document and detail every shitty thing she has ever done, everything she has ever said behind someone's back. And let them stare at her.

She probably would talk behind my back and in the same sentence defend me.
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>>152949141
>>152949382
i like to think kanaya as a motherly troll, with the matriorb and all. i would love to rest my head on her lap and feel safe. just like when i was little with my mom..
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>>152949400
Oh no...

I have mommy issues.

Is my mommy issues causing me to have pitched feelings for the motherly troll

FUUUCK

JADE BLOODS STOP RUINING MY LIFE.
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>>152949268
Not the worst idea but I don't appreciate him ever getting an upper hand over me, even considering me legitimately ruins my mood like few things do. Honeypotting him during his attempted break-in sounds like a good start though.

>>152949302
Ideally rape him but I'll settle for making out with him. If we assume Alternian environment I could also try to getting the law on his ass. Not to kill him of course, that's absolutely out of question, but if he gets caught then maybe the court would make a little exception for same-caste slavery since he's a criminal.

>>152949332
I don't give a shit you're making me aroused and annoyed just by showing me his hot half-naked body and his retarded-looking not!nipple piercings
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>>152949441
>I don't give a shit you're making me aroused and annoyed just by showing me his hot half-naked body and his retarded-looking not!nipple piercings

good, yes, mhm
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>>152949382
You need to expand on how would she try to push back against you and how would it make you feel.
For science of course.
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>>152949407
maybe she would try to help. but since shes a slyph she would make your mommy issues even worse in the process. and then you'd have to depend on her. yes, that is amazing
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>>152949441
are you sure you are strong enough?
what i he makes you eat dirt with a smug grin on his face and do even naughtier stuff. remember, trolls are stronger than humans.
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>>152947480

>QOTT: Is there a character (You) have caliginous feelings for?

It's gotta be the big V. The funniest thing I probably wouldn't even be as passionate in my hate of her if it weren't for her tireless simps and apologists who STILL somehow are still lingering around like the waft of a noxious fart in this year of our lord 26 and fucking 2000.
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>>152949460
I'm supposed to go to sleep and instead I'm getting worked up and staying up because you're posting this stupid faggot. Now I won't be able to fall asleep for god knows how long and tomorrow I'll be half-dead because of you and that cunt showing off his soaked half-naked body like a dirty degenerate manwhore in need of rape correction that he is.

FUCK YOU, FUCK >>152949524, FUCK /HSG/ AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK MALLEK I'M OUT OF HERE
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>>152949584
mallek make a guy coom

never fails
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>>152949015
I'm down for that.
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>>152949584
HAHAHA YOU DIDNT RESPOND TO MY QUESTION. DO IT ANON. RESPOND. YOU ARENT STRONG ENOUGH.
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>>152949479
>>152949508

Here's the rundown.

Imagine 2 people. A kid and an adult.

The adult is an autistic person who despite numerous issues both physical and mental has managed to find themselves a perfectly decent life that's comfortable and fulfilling enough. Now imagine being introduced to an overbearing and doting person who will walk up in your business, dig up old wounds and try to "fix it" and basically activate every conceivable trigger that someone neuroatypical may have.

Now imagine that person (Kanaya) starting to gossip because she feels comfortable around this autistic ass bitch. She will yap and tap about all her "problems" and her drama. And say she isn't being appreciated. Even when every conversation we have online or in person ends up in an argument. She will view me as some sort of animal that needs to be controlled and guided. Like some noble savage fantasy. She will want to teach me everything she knows on the ways of socialization and appearing and being normal. Even tho her herself isn't normal at all!!! I have a big problem with gossip, and despite being breath I'm kind of a moody loner. Or maybe I'm a prince of blood. Who knows. I think my bratty, unrepentant, and unabashed personality will appeal to her, or perhaps aggrevate in a way that makes her want to "help". Try to convince me to do a pale thing while she tries to slide Red in there.

Now imagine a younger kid. Same issues as labeled above. Except they also have mommy issues so catastrophic that most feminine topics make them feel uncomfortable, and basically writes off anything girly as lame and awful.

Now imagine a young Kanaya trying to help that person. You can imagine how much worse it gets.

I am, of course, hyperbolic for the sake of the argument. I'm not that crazy at all. But to her I would be.
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>>152949218
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This is all to say I don't have the same passionate hate as the other anon.

But I want to be free dammit. And I'll never be free under the watchful eye of big sister Kanaya and her fussing and meddling! And I will feel worse because she only spares me attention cause it makes her wet!!!!
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>>152949721
cooming

much appreciated anon, he looks great
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>>152947480
Aradia. I think she’s such a bore and I find her incredibly lame after she gets revived. Just being some death obsessed freak who ditched those who care for her constantly. And yet I’d probably fuck the shit out of her if I could feel those red lip marks around my cock.
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>>152949709

You sound pretty insufferable desu.

>prince of blood

Ah yes, you are definitely insufferable.
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>read pb for the first time
>reach this
i literally know whats about to happen. just show it.
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>>152949709
and the thing is that she knows to hide how bicthy she is so well. because shes "helping" you
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>>152949739
Either a witch of breath or a prince of blood.

And sure. Probobly am insufferable and hard to deal with.

But I'm a functional adult who knows how to handle themselves in every day life fine enough. I mean I don't think I annoy anyone here. So at the very least I have that.

I just wanted to join in on the kisemisis fun
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Anyone have an offline archive of the full comic for Three Years? I know E-hentai has it but it has that shitty download limits and the downloader extension has the files misordered.
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>>152949875

Man you do you but I'm just imagining what kind of kaleidoscopic Freudian supernova you'd turn your prospective session into and honestly it's hilarious
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>>152950030
my fanventure idea basically revolves around that sort of idea.

of course i put a happy ending spin on things because power of friendship trancends all.

-----------

on a different topic

reading the commentaries its more than abundantly clear that Hussie really does not give a crap about spider8reath or Karezi, and considers them both as dead ends. which is fucking crazy,. but then again, he likes act 6 vriska, who is a completely different character from act 5 vriska. So i guess it makes sense.

But also no it doesnt make sense to me at all. How can someone who wrote the scenes he did say this? oh well, i guess i shouldnt lose sleep over it. death of the author and all.
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>>152949152
god what a mess i dont want to watch the meowrails die again.
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what you think you doing on page 7? move oonn
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>>152950051

Hussie wouldn't let the protagonist cuck him, to all our loss
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is the thread dead finally? now i can talk about how much of a faggot i am!
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>>152950709
he needs a reacharound
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>>152950709
we are all faggots for liking homestuck in the end.
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Karkat and Terezi's bedroom looking like a bomb went off in it after they have sex.
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>>152950837
More Like messy mattress and bedsheets smeared with candy red blood and a little of teal blood on karkat and terezi's shirt.
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>>152950861
Hot.
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I am bored.
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>>152951028
Maybe this is a sign? That we shouls just be over with the generals :/ ?
It was fun but now there is so few of us.
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>>152951078
are you to just dooming for the hell of it?

i dont get it lol
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>>152951078
Hell no, I'm just saying cuz no BC updates
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Anon and Tumblr-chan kismesistude...
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I love how the artiat captures the "teenage dipshit who will scream at you online" energy. his pathetic pimply braceface is oddly really cute. built for rape
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>>152951379
>his pathetic pimply braceface is oddly really cute. built for rape
WOAH easy buddy, don't scare him so fast, groom him first, let his guard down and THEN pounce on him and drain his balls like a juicebox
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>>152951379
>built for rape
AND YOU HAD TO END IT WITH THAT HUH

DOES IT MAKE YOUR PITIFUL BULGE THROB IN WILD EXCTASY? WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES BECAUSE I WANT IT TO THROB WHEN I FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LUSUS, BULGEFACE
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Any news on the Pilot or is it over?
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>>152951434
"Things are in motion"
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>>152951028

Just do what I do

Go on Tumblr or Twitter or god help your soul Discord

Find a Homestuck opinion

And then get mad about how wrong it is.
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>>152951453
When was this?
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wadya think of my witch

would you trust her around your ocs
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>>152951555
weak to shotas.
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Time to watch Open Memo again.
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Camron throwing a brick at Levi's face
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>>152951624
needs more gibs and blood and explosions
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>>152951555

Nice trips

She looks like a biter
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>>152949806
What is his fucking problem? Can he get raped already?
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>>152951624
Why did he do dat
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...guys....She gave me a chance and I invited her over and I forgot to clean up...I don't she likes me anymore.
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i wanted to comment, on the witch costume, you may notice i added aditional bits of fabric on the back that flow with the wind, as well as making the witches normally long sleeves far shorter, with the fabric instead also being flowy bits.

I like to imagine her witch costume was either like this from the start as is appropriate for a wind based outfit, or she modified it herself to fit. Which also explains her special shoes, which are black instead of yellow.
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>>152951771
link to this fanventure?
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>>152951756
It's fine that's just how they are
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>>152951771
>sit wherever you want, dani...
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>>152951837
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=1
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>>152951851
>filename
anon i dont see that happening in the pic..
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>>152951837
New adventure by Crowpiss, an artist here.
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=1
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Yep
https://files.catbox.moe/pb0l10.jpg
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>>152951883
your so based anon...so based...
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>>152951883
woah...
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I don't like these threads anymore.
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>>152951942
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this nervous son of a bitch is fucking two aradias and basically we all fumbled
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>>152951883
I like these threads now
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>>152952026
TWINKVROS????
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>>152951942
Where were you when the gay singularity tried to take over
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>>152952409
Sleeping.
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>>152952409
Going for a Walk.
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Post something I would like.
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>>152952477
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Post Homestucks being HUMILIATED by the indignity of being forced to wagecuck
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>>152952509
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Rate em
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>>152952565
Hell naw our session is DOOMED
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>>152952565
Classpect them.
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>>152952601
>Pomni
Witch of Hope.
>Ragatha
Maid of Life.
>Jax
Thief of Blood.
>Gangle
Rogue of Space.
>Kinger
Mage of Void.
>Zooble
Mage of Heart.
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>>152952601
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>>152952626
prince of rage jax??
he doesnt destroy peoples rage to give them hope
BAD.
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>>152952676
Don't forget there's also "destroys through aspect", but he doesn't really destroy with Rage. This meme of classpecting Jax as a Rage player needs to stop.
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jax is so obviously a light player, his need to be in the spotlight, his knowledge about how this place works, and his bitchy personality makes it so obvious to me.
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>>152952774
Jax is more tied to themes of bonds and freedom than knowledge or luck or success.
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>>152949806
link? can't find the comic
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Thinking about Hussie again and how Homestuck is surreptitiously, and then quite blatantly, his own way of working through and then ultimately being subsumed by his crippling daddy issues.
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I want to breed him only he cries out for God.
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>>152953075
kek...
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>>152953094
Also I would like to add sometime after when Alice/Vibri first started posting pics in the same location as Hussie did, every retarded used a screenshot of my reply to coerce her about her situation with Hussie. HS Fans are the worst.
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Any updates on Vibri?
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>>152953135
Uber preggo. The Antichrist will be born in 9 months time.
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>>152953079
I WILL make him beg for the lord while biting his neck.
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You guys are so unbelievably gay.
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>>152953233
Believe it or not but there are at least 2 women here.
But yeah most fuckers are gay or at least bi.
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>>152953238
w-w-w-women? GULP!
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who?
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>>152953233
Got a problem, mister?
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>>152953238
I know, doesn't stop you from all being mostly faggots.
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>>152953238
If it looks female enough It's a woman in my eyes (I think that makes me bi)
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>>152953253
This is unironically what happens every time the thread gets flooded with lust over a specific character.
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dani in her room
what will she do?
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>>152953269
duel wield scissor kind.

tear that ugly wig to shreds
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>>152953233
>You guys are so unbelievably gay.
>=
>im scared of women please help fellow anons~

translating complete
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>>152953215
god won't like this
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>>152953269
Shitposting on twitter or tumblr
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>>152953274
Don't project yourself onto me.
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>>152953269
Be a straight woman.
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>>152953295
>Don't project yourself onto me.
>=
>Please guys, help a fellow gaybro here...

Translation complete, thank you for using 4chin translator.
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HSGPT can you describe who these elusive females are?

Why do they make men so gay?
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>>152953325
>Why do they make men so gay?
>...
>The men are simply drawn hotter, made sluttier or both at the same time

Thank you for using HSGPT, a side proyect of 4chin translator.
Made and powered by vast error writers instead of wrting for their comic.
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wow, technology sure is great
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(You) WILL accept my shitty photoshop and (You) WILL like it. Ciao hsg and Btw I a Cis Straight male that doesn't partake in homo erotica. Although I will humor those who will.
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>>152953362
oh and I forgot to say Goodnight, hehe~
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>>152952626
>wearing coveralls under his god tier garb
what the FUCK is jax's problem?
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>>152953362
>Initiating gaydar™...
>Scanning...
>Anon has been found and detected to be in the closet still
>Deploying hopeful message
> "Please fuck some bussy, yttris or any other male is looking for dick yo"

Thank you for using 4chin's Gaydar™ features.
Powered by the sheer gay supernova thats produced every time moonrunes and tridesert fuck
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I'm going to the meetup and if you see an awkward weirdo with a black dirk shirt that's me
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good night prospitcest nation sleep well.
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>>152953362
I think men and women in priest and nun garbs are really hot and I'm probably going to Hell for it.
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This place has run its course, there's nothing of value left.
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>>152953852
shhhhhhhh
shush little doomer
go to sleep and stop crying you cant feed on the digital doom that is this site because its late into the night
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>>152947480

Homersuck sucks because it has homersexuals
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>>152951555
Built for Kanaya.
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>>152953863
>Cope
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>>152954038
>seethe
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>>152954051
>Dilate
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>>152954062
>obliterate
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>>152954073
>Lactate
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>>152954076
>transportalize
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>>152954083
>alchematize
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>>152954097
>psychoanalize
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>>152954106
>Compartmentalize
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wtf are you tards doing
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>>152954142
Proving a point.
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>>152954156
idk anon, posting during the am's and complaining no one is posting isnt the point u think it is

but idc enough
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>>152954218
Cared enough to reply.
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>>152954234
well duh, timezones anon

timezones
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the big bad of homestuck being a representation of just "muh moronic fans that don't get my genius" is such a gay move from hussie
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>>152947480
>QOTT: Is there a character (You) have caliginous feelings for?
Nah unfortunately as soon as my feeling get close to a blackromish state they slide right into I wanna murder mode. Vriska comes close though.
>>152949806
Well?
Did it happen?
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>>152953852
>fag of doom
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Roxy is so cool I wish I was a girl.
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>>152954784
Are you implying she's only cool because she's a girls? Because she's not!A girl, that is.
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>>152953852
Unironically, Homestealth was better. By the time /hsg/ had returned and even to some extent afterward, mods had chased away all the good users.
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"Dave is serving ALL the ladies, isn't he?"
My jaw on the floor now. heh.
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>>152953075
>>152953094
>>152953119
This is incorrect, but I’m just the Hussie paradox clone, so what would I know.
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>>152953852
There was never anything of value to be mined
There are yet seeds to sow and reap tho
Produce some produce
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>>152948080
I will not be opening a google doc with drawn child porn, thank you
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had an epiphany that "Genius Kojima" is a valid troll name and now i keep giggling like a retard over the mental image of that one la creatividad picture edited to be a troll
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>>152955019
Andrew Hussie is also a valid troll name.
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>>152954472
And yet, in creating him produced a very bold and based example of masculinity in a time that almost lacked it
A boon for manly males if they didn’t mind being the villain of mentally ill tumblr users
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>>152954716
>Nah unfortunately as soon as my feeling get close to a blackromish state they slide right into I wanna murder mode.
You just have a wrong mindset.
Imagine the target of your pitched romantic feelings as a chew toy. Make them writhe in pain, make them miserable, fantasize about doing some rape. Do not grant the mercy of death to that piece of shit, at least not until the hateful infatuation with that fucker passes.
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>>152948080
>>152955005
And I will because I'm not a fucking coward.
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>>152954472
That’s true, though. Hussie is a genius and his fans didn’t understand him. You’re gonna try to frag him over pointing it out?
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>>152955138
Honestly? That sounds boring af.
I'm the kind of person who gets bored by the Saw or Hellrasier movies because the take sooo damn long to get to the point of the pain.
Pain is utilitarian to me
Pain is a master, a teacher, a guide
Pain is meant to educate
I get how other's can find emotional catharsis in it but I'm all about removing problems not wallowing. I love removing problems.
If I'm just going to kill them why would I waste time hurting them? There are more satisfying pleasures I could be indulging in and there's always more problems I could enjoy removing.
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john's 9 inch cock being balls deep inside roxy's tight non-euclidean pussy
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>>152955213
John doesn’t fuck.
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>>152955237
fine.
>DIRK's 9 inch cock being balls deep inside roxy's tight non-euclidean pussy
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>>152955237
Fucked Terezi till he died
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>>152955255
There is no Homestuck character who fucks.
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>>152955269
Jade fucked Rose tho
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>>152955213
GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY EGBERT
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Aradia texting Dave and Being Fan of his comic works was not something I was antecipating and had ever remembering her doing. Glad that I'm still paying attention. This post murder arc is just to again apologize Vriska and enable her and stuff but also the remaining characters that I like still have some cool interactions. I always liked Aradia and Dave parallels and I wanted to see if they would ever interact. This is nice.
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>>152955406
Hmm dream bubbles it seems.
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>>152955193
Genius is one ingredient and the other ingredients are a doozy
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>>152955428
Hm Yeah it sucks now on. Oh well It was fun. A fun re read.
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>>152954930
The stealth threads were fun, especially on other boards and I'm glad that we did get to come back for a bit, but I feel like we only had enough steam to run until now. Unless Hussie confirms the show's happening or something, the threads are gonna be shit.
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>>152948080
Okay, here are the mistakes I've caught.
>However, considering it works no matter the size you are, and is a lot more responsive than texting, you will take it.
Switch from third to second person. Not sure if that was intentional or not.

>JADE: don't worry about me john, i have just been exploring these planets.
>DAVESPRITE: and i kinda feel like making him third wheel for us would be a dick move.
>JADE: i thought it would be nice to like...hang out and try to do something and for it NOT to get awkward.
>JADE: it's not anything too crazy im just teleporting objects around! captcha cards can already do that.
>i cant figure out whats up with that at all.
>JADE: i wanted to do something cool at night which left this planet i guess.
>JADE: look john.
>JADE: you are asleep, or maybe playing games or watching shows.
>JADE: davesprite flys off to wherever he wants.
>JADE: i dont mind, hes...going through a lot, maybe more than the both of us.
Periods
Also it's flies.

>DAVESPRITE: i don't even have feathery pecs to flex
>DAVESPRITE: even though i didn't even say you were
Apostrophes

>JOHN: guess it has been kinda weird
>JOHN: i mean not THAT weird
>JOHN: like when it's just us........you get worried things will uh........end up like
>JOHN: y-y'know
>JOHN: uh sure, i'll be there asap
>JOHN: wow, this is pretty awesome
>JOHN: yeah, i guess so
LACK of periods. I'd probably finish off with an ellipsis in the third case

>like on LOLAR?
>JOHN: LOLAR has beaches too.
>JOHN: if you wanted to swim we should have gone to lolar
Idk which version of LOLAR John uses but it needs to be consistent

Very nice chapter though, kinda calm and slow-burn compared to the previous one.
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>>152953852
>>152954930
>>152955574
Janny Janny go away, try to run off HSG another day.
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>>152955574
I’m going to make a stealth thread on /v/ right this second just to prove they’re better.
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>>152954930
This happens to every general. It starts great and then runs out of stuff and becomes about itself. Or waifus.
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Did somebody say waifus?
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>>152956170
Yep, I'm waiting for someome to post one.
HAH
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>>152956170
June will creampie Meat!Roxy's ass btw the HSBC team told me.
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>>152956170
Big reverse gravity falls Pinecest vibes
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Fat fuck. Why is she so fat?
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>>152956358
Too many baked sweets.
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hI FOURCHAN, mY NAME IS TAVROS! pLEASE BE NICE TO ME,
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>>152956405
KOT
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>>152956532
Hi dude. You're awesome and cool
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>>152956532
KILL YOURSELF!
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>>152956405
Nepeta deserves this
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>>152956532
Of course, I could never be mean to you Tavros
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>>152956532
Hai Tavvy! You are so cute!! I would love to play fiduspawn with you ^u^
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>>152956405
TWO hats?
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>>152956670
She has done so much in her life to earn an extra hat
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>>152956358
caliborn? that you?
>>152956532
chad, you're amazing, may your quadrants be full forever
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>>152954763
>doom
>doom
I bet it's the Bard of Void in the throwes of his aspects' whimsy. He's been quiet for too long and is at an emotional nadir.
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>>152956954
>le hsg thread isnt active when people sleep, homestink is le dead
>accidentally revives thread
>leaves with asshole seething

how did he do it bros?
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>>152956995
He's simply the most based there is.

Good morning HSG by the way even tho I have been posting for an hour
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>>152957048
>He's simply the most based there is.
idk if annoyin the thread like that is considered based but sure fuck it
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>>152957048
goodmorning i am going to make some food for me to eat; actually i have a question
how many of yall cook your own food?
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i think that one the most romantic things you can do for a partner is cook for them and they enjoy the food. well i dont have one right know but itll come in handy one day.
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>>152957134
I eat a lot.

I'm not exactly fat. But I sure do eat a lot.

So sure I do go out like 3 times a week for fast food. I can assure you eat plenty more home cooked meals. So please don't let that number imply I slack on nutrition.

Though I guess saying that at all makes me sound like the fattest tubbiest lard ass there is. Oh well.
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>>152957134
yes unless im rushing/out of time but im guessing thats a common thing
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>>152957134
Me. I like to cook at lot. My speciality is soups, stews and roasting things in general. I want to improve my bakery dishes but I have a hard time measuring the ingrendients to perfection. I will keep trying, my objective is to make a perfect trail of cookies or a simple pear pie someday!
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>>152957076
If it makes the threads active I don't mind.

Because I think you are all cool
Even the annoying ones.
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>>152957215
based anon
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>>152957048
Good morning
>>152957134
I cook my own food mostly, every now and then it's just something out of the box when I'm feeling lazy though. Nothing fancy on my menu, chicken soup and meatloaf are as sophisticated as I get.
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>>152956995
He leaves a hole in the monotony I suppose.
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Roxy is great

Would like to hug her/him
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>>152957289
Adobable
*adrabble
*abordal
*fuckin cute
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>>152956532
Fuck you till your legs work again
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>>152957556
Hm Like a Miracle.
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I could be posting here or I could be working on my fic
Occasionally I fact check my characters' metaphors, who knew puppets didn't use strings until practically the 1700s
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>>152957887
>9
watcha writing about

i should probobly be writing too instead of doing non writing things. i need to redo a chapter because it is not up to my standard of quality i dont think,
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Space days update!
https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=226
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>>152957856
more like a science miracle
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>>152958068
OH!
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>>152958093
OH!
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Bro/Porrim is such a based ship.
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>>152958124
I like this ship because of how abuse they would be to each other. Incredible power couple.
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>>152957856
A Fuckin' Miracle
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>>152958124
It's a bit less funny than Dirknaya because Porrim already had canon flings with guys in her team.
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>>152958093
evan bros are we so back?
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>>152958068
Oh no way man I missed a lot!!!


....
Oh you gotta be kidding me not that guy again.
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>>152958194
We've never been more back baby, OH!
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>>152943830
yo who made this
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>>152958194
>>152958240
>>152958245
LET GO

ill be completly honest when i say i thought he would be a main character, he looks like one.

it didnt turn out that way but shit i need more
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>>152958307
I want to give Evan a Wedgie to be honest. but He is a good comic relief I rather say. Would be funny if he tried to mess up with Lily in front of Alan and he called him out.
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>>152958347
he will die and become evansprite
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Mallek is not that bad actually. He looks pretty cool and chill. I just need to really clean his hive jeez. Good troll Best Friend.
He even seems like to be friendly to Damien and offers him the place to stay, its so neat!
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>>152958374
Oh. So much to think...
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>>152958414
pale-black vacillation happening in front of our eyes
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>>152958443
OH!
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>>152958250
https://x.com/pixateto/status/2036392455768084631?s=20
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>>152958093
This has been achieved via months of repeating the "monsta cawke OH!" line to Moon and Tri on the secret discord that runs /hsg/ from the shadows btw I am not fucking kidding.
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>>152958093
THE GOAT YAYYYYY
>hey space girl you’re so cute when you’re sleeping OH!
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>>152958494
>the secret discord that runs /hsg/ from the shadows
pshhh

yeah right, as if that could be a thing
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>>152958374
Evandraculasprite… he would be like the little brother oficus never had
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>>152958548
the monster double snake cock.
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>>152957964
AU with OCs, not interesting to the shippers here
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>>152958594
i wish you well on your writing adventures regardless.
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OKAY FUCKNUGGETS
Here are the dates, which of our sleeper agents are going to either of these? I Might to Requiem (If I have a clean schedule )
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>>152958548
I was about to say that But I really didn't wanna jinx it. Maybe its a baaaad Idea to prototype Evan of all people on Lily session. But I also don't want him to die either. What to do...
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>>152958474
(Explodes you)
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>>152958473
Hmm more like camaradie. diamond stuff. bro is a tough situation.
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>>152958652
i wish i could go :(((

but i cant. maybe next year i will :)
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>>152958652
He doesnt need to die. Maybe he touches the kernelsprite and accidentally joins the sprite
Then again killing him would be funny
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>>152958723
lily or maybe even a troll accidently (or purposefully) kills him cause hes a bit of a bully

and lily feel so bad so they revive him

and then they could be chill now that hes her spirit guide.
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>>152958562
but what if it was small
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>>152958788
either way is fine
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You know Its funny I find Evan an annoying prick but I wanna get Colsla of all characters. What it's wrong with me.
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>>152958747
>alan accidentally crushes evan with a bathtub
>lily hasnt noticed
>he quietly puts evan’s corpse in draculasprite
>covers up the blood with a carpet
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>>152958806
very respectable of you anon
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>>152958827
What dystopian society is this from?
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>>152958414
>Mallek is not that bad actually.
No fuck you. I don't care if he's one of the better ceruleans or stupid shit like that, everything about him is fucking obnoxious and he needs to be raped IMMEDIATELY.
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>>152958899
real life anon

real... life.........
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>>152958821
lowkey i wanna see lily cry

maybe even lily crying so bad that the only person who can help is ironically ellith
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>>152958928
I wish I had this rage hate passion you have anon. I never had a kismessitude as you have. Its inspiring.
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>>152958949
That would just lead to them both crying together
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>>152959072
and then they hug and possibly start making out
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>>152959072
I think Its more realistic for Lily to calm Ellith down, but realistically Lily is younger and would have a fit either out of sadness or frustation. So far se seems pretty good in managing her emotions and be rational.
>>152959072
steven universe crying counting but for pbsd.
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>>152959095
>renityimagining.png
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>>152959118
Korpus X ellith is cute,

but discussions with moon runes have made me conclude that the real OTP end game is Skye X Korpus and Lily X ellith

so yeah lesbian alien make out sessions
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>>152958928
are you still seething with the fact that hes stronger than you and if hes getting raped by you, hes just allowing it to happen?
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>>152959148
wow what cool ships
kys
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>>152959148
i dont think anything moonrunes says is true until the comic says so
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>>152959244
moonrunes did not have these ideas these are (me) originals.

however i will continue to push my agenda.

im getting Leijon up in here
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>>152959148
My boy Korpus either Needs a ancient patience or Skye needs to improve mentally a little bit to consider this ship.
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>>152959300
korpus ditches renity and cuts off her black rom so he and sky can rapidly vacillate between black rom fights and red rom make out sessions.

I will draw it eventually it works i swear
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>>152959178
>he's stronger than you
Then I'm getting a fucking gun to even the odds. Don't worry, I'd be aiming for the limbs, if crippling someone else worked for Vriska, then it'll work for me.
Also more importantly if I was a troll I'd also be a cerulean so we're even in the strength department, at least until I go to someone like Nihkee and let her put me through literal hell of a training, all to make sure I could effortlessly pin that fucking punk to the floor and ravage him, no "letting it happen" involved.
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talking about korpus...

i edited that one pick of renity giving him a nursing handjob and made him a lot bigger

i mainly wanted to see if i could imitate moonrunes style with my limited software (no im not getting more programs just for this lol)

might as well share with the class
https://files.catbox.moe/mvrqb6.png
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>>152959337
Mandela catalog entity lily…
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>>152959407
nice edit mr edit anon.

I perfer shotas to be small personally. BUt with trolls im a lot more swayable on larger tentabulges. so this is nice.
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>>152959300
>improve a little bit
I think she’d need to improve mentally a big bit
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>>152959459
thank you anon

idc about the sice korpus had on this piece but i did find the idea of him being super big for no reason hot/funny
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>>152958652
My idea for ending him is to have lily enter in an (S) flash and then show evan past the edge of the entrance zone. Then he gets annihilated by the meteor like those fantrolls from canon. It would be a nice send off
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based
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i do not like the fact that a kid is making this and posting this online.
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>>152959854
if it only wasnt made by a kid
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>>152959407
is that a tentabulge piercing on the tip?
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you can make ANY troll hotter just by putting an nose piercing on them.
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>>152960058
i drew one at the base/slit

the tip has some eyepicked olive precum beads rofl

idk i felt like a dick so big with a korpus so nervous would have him like that
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Attention hsg.

Vriska in these

That is all.
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>>152958482
thank you anonymous
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HOLY SHIT UPDATE
https://beyondcanon.com/story/1028
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>>152960162
bed- floor shattering sex btw
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Some anon wanted me to write a sequal to the Karkat cuck fic with Eridan and painplay so here it is.
Karcuck 2 electric boogaloo feat. Eridan and his chud rage.
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/81854236
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>>152960381
the last one you made isnt even to myu taste but i HAVE to commend your writing skill.

And this, now this is something i can get behind. So i will read happily
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>>152960162
so is this character like the transdude Roxy part of Rose's mind, idk this is the first hsbc thing I've looked at
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>>152960381
i didnt like the gamzee one that much cuz im not really a gamzee one but... maybe this is more up my alley
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>>152960162
Nice to finally know Dagger's nymph name. Del'fi, huh?
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>>152960413
I mainly wrote the Gamzee one to demonstrate the dynamic and because it was funny and I understand it's not everyones cup of tea but thank you for the compliment, I appreciate it.
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EVERYONE
WATCH THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/9eejg8.mp4
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>>152960672
>Homestuck Two
I sleep
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>>152960093
Absolutely agreed but also septum piercings look best on bronzebloods.
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>>152960886
https://files.catbox.moe/wgbigi.png
agreed
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>>152960137
So true.
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>>152960162
mfs already calling Ly'lac trans like alright bro
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>>152961255
>oh. its pr0n. its the authors's trollsonas pr0n.
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>>152961701
Isn't it so cool.
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MMIARD update dropped.
https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=178
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>>152961712
It's alright.
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>>152960381
>Dave knew those classes had no lenses in them
>smugly in the sama position as he was before, leaing on his hand.
>found it strabgely hot
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKES

Also this was great, I never expected I'd think of Eridan as a top-tier bull. Looking forward to seeing more from you anon.
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>>152961714
if my years of watching gore webms have taught me anything its that you cant push guts back in
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>>152961772
Weird flex but ok
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>>152961772
Good to know, thank you Aradia.
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>>152961772
i honestly didnt needed to watch gore for knowing this. a simple medical authopsy video or images does the job. ....also common sense.
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>>152961871
maybe you should start
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>>152961751
Yeah there bound to be more of those, I'll fix them as I read over it. Glad you enjoyed it.
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>>152960381
Random question but are you going to add cock cages at some point?
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>>152961714
Oh that's gore. That's gore of my Johnny the Homicidal Maniac reference.
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>>152961876
I really don't like to watch gore of any kind, thank you. I think just nature stuff like animal docs has a pass, but really no I'm not a sadistic person.
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>>152961714
Nixon is my fav but I just know he aint gonna make it. Poor guy.
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Was it grooming?
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Did anything happen?
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>>152962060
Yeah. Yes. it was because Its the funniest answer for me. But realistically is that classic case of Adult putting a minor in as emotional support partner role and it kinda mess up with the kid emotions. In this case making reference to emotional incest case in humans. So yeah. Could be.
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>>152962060
>>152962075
Wow....#I #need #that
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>>152961937
I thought about it but since I decided to use troll tentacle dicks I wasn't sure about the logistic of one. Karkat is 100% wearing one in that fic btw. In fact I just added a line about it. God I love authorial power.
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>>152962101
>emotional incest
MY SECOND FAVOURITE KIND STEVE!
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>>152960381
it was nice anon, i think eridan would pack the same or more as gamzee but tis good medias

you should try to make an equius part 3
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>>152958513
>Ay space girl! Every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
>OH!
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>>152962208
Ahem, Surely the 1st being mother son incest.
The goat. No debate.
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>>152962208
Mom should not had done that and said that...
its fucked up.....
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>>152962032
it just hasn't been the same since watergate, eh
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>>152962138
>Karkat is 100% wearing one in that fic btw.
Holy based, someone like him with these tiny nubby "horns" was absolutely made for that stuff.
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>>152962208
man this is good art

>>152962060
what series is this? the rainbow drinker one?
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>drunk and lonely old woman with emotional control issues
vs
>isolated and dependent boy that has nowhere else to go
Who would win?
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>>152962339
Us, the viewer.
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>>152962316
Oh My god lmaaaao.
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>>152962339
>>152962360
only if they kiss
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>>152962237
>you should try to make an equius part 3
I was already kinda thinking about it, I'll see about making it
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>>152962339
Coughing baby ofc
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Mothers need to mold their sons to be a perfect man. For her own needy sake or in general. Incest or not emotional development is a key for a health mindset.
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>>152959371
but he is still winning. you have to use a gun just to have equal footing. even your jobs, he attacks(hacks) and then you have to defend, you're never making the moves. your whole dynamic is him existing and you needing to change something about yourself to make sure you have an advantage. hes is already winning.
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>>152962383
hey anon, why dont you cuck karkat with past karkat >:?

or future kk i guess
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>>152962399
Okay Oedipus
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>>152962376
Might have happened.

It did.
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>>152962399
>Mothers need to mold their sons to be a perfect man
but what if the mother molds the son to be perfect for herself?
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>>152962430
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>>152962339
>>152962437
>twitched a little bit
UH OH!
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good thing my fan venture idea is predicated on there being one adult in a session full of 13-16 year olds so i can do this exact same thing but somehow even less subtly.

but probobly happier cause i like happy endings.
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>>152962478
probobly........
augh fan adventure that grooms you......
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>>152962478
>behold my harem fantasy!
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>>152962478
Is the adult a woman? If so, based.
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>>152962400
>your whole dynamic is him existing and you needing to change something about yourself to make sure you have an advantage. hes is already winning.
Anon, that's quite literally a textbook example of being in a kismesissitude at its best, so if anything that guy seething at Mallek is the one "winning" by actually reaping the intended benefits of this relationship by trying to become the best and most competent version of himself in an attempt to upend his kismesis.
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>>152962060
yes and it was hot.
Grooming is okay if it's woman on boy
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>>152962478
>Muh idea
Yeah that shit is never getting made. You're more likely to kill yourself than ever publish an adventure on mpsfa. And thank goodness for that. Attention whore ideas guy faggot scum.
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>>152962478
>fanventure with grooming
Finally. The bad thing that happened to me that I fetishise to cope is no longer off the table to talk about like mature adults and admit that in a fictional and controlled setting it can be hot.
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>>152962598
Speaking of attention whore, low willpower ideafags and their petered out failed projects...
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>>152962579
Oh woe is me, im an ideas guy with no drive creativity skills passion or anything other than a superficial investment in the idea of making something. All im going to do is spout ideas on a homestuck thread to make myself feel like less of a waste of space.

I am spouting off silly ideas for no other reason! You are very smart anon.
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>>152962579
ouch. anon be kind.
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>>152962629
>>152962598
Oh, and apparently a victim of molestation. Which explains everything about this poster's behavior in retrospect.
>>152962642
Yes. I know.
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>>152962598
was it a woman anon?
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>>152962663
I feel so sorry for you, what ever will you do knowing that someone has committed the crime of not making something on this thread.

Please deposit your creative endeavor onto this thread now or we may have to confiscate your HSG license to the board of creative investigations.
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>Doom players doom posting and dooming the vibe here
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>>152962694
Or, instead of getting hysterical and typing some red-in-the-face screed because I obviously embarrassed you, you could take a lesson from this exchange and fix your behavior accordingly.
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>>152962670
Yeah my babysitter when she snuck in alcohol.
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>>152962755
giwtwm
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>>152962755
LOL
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>>152962598
>>152962755
hopefully you're better now and that horrid woman is out of your life.
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My first statement about FriendSim Hiveswap's trolls:

Would Chixie
Would Folykl and Kurpum
Would Skylla
Would Mallek
Would Diemen
I kick Zebruh in the middle of his legs
Zoo wee mama Chahut can get it.

I still didnt played it all played by order of favorite design and personality appeal.
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>>152962755
>alcohol
My kid self would've call the police. Taking my Vcard is one thing but peer pressuring me to drink is a big nono
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Equius defending Nepeta’s honor while he pauses and cycles through options that won’t tear the troll’s head off while she occasionally yowl-yells at him
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Fuck it since we're trauma dumping I was touched by another boy my age
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Fuck it since we're trauma dumping I left my bionicle toy on the bus one time. I was 11...
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What if people who got diddled get into Homestuck so much because they get to feel like they're getting repeatedly molested by Hussie's hack writing?
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FuCK IT SINCE WERE TRAuMA DuMPING
I WAS ATTACKED AND BEATEN uP BY A HuMAN BOY OVER MY AMAZING COMICS
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Eeeh Please stop trauma dumping in the homestuck thread please. Please 9-9

thank you. take care nons.
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>>152962978
deserved, you probably angered him
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HOW DID SO MANY HOMESTUCK FANS GET MOLESTED?
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>>152962996
why do you think they are homestuck fans
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Everyone ITT got some action so early in their lives except for me...
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>>152962996
I didn't get touched but I did get groomed on tumblr by a tavros kinner. She was 18, I was 16.
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*purrs. catches the nearest plush and squizzes it in a hug*
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>>152963058
Nigga a 2 year age gap is not enough for you to get groomed. You were manipulated.
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>>152963072
whateves
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>>152963051
and that action early in life often leads you to struggle having action later on.
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I was groomed too but the age gap was 15 and 26. Didn't even realize it was grooming until I was 20.
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>>152962996
Why do you think we’re all gay or transgender?
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>>152962598
here is my first and only panel for a fanventure with grooming, where dave grooms john

>DAVE: jesus john whats with all this lice
>DAVE: how did your dad not catch this
>DAVE: do we need to call cps on his ass like what are we even doing here
>JOHN: i don't need the running commentary, dave.
>DAVE: my bad ill just stuff my face with these delicious lice
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At least we aren't like bad with the trauma that Hazbin HelluvaBoss AdventureTime LoudHouse Owlhouse SVTFOE Gravity Falls fans have am I right?
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>>152963122
Trully a beautiful sight of comrades. Dave embracing his monkey like instintcs and helping his friend in need. Inspiring. Something for me to strive for.
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Looking back at it I think my mom might have molested me.
I remember her insisting we bath together because she said it made her feel closer to me. I thought it was weird since I was 7 and it went on until I was 14 but I thought she was just really lonely once dad left so I let it happen without much complaint even though it made me feel weird and kind of sad.

What a fucking way to remember a part of my life was actually fucked up. Thank you HSG, very cool.
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>>152963122
Good content
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>>152963111
i was 19 she was 23
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs

ENOUGH OMG ENOUGH
POST HS MUSIC YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW
POST IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7gArjbBsqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVUutdaP8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OFQHEy5TDw
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hold your pants bitches and watch this
>almost got raped in age of three by a girl year older than me MULTIPLE times cuz she knew what sex is. the funniest/horrible part is that i had awesome briefcase with my stuff and she held it hostage
>same "friend" also almost made me fuck another girl now YOUNGER than me, but it was few years later
>escaped THE "hey kid i got candy in my van" situation because luckily im not dumb
>year older guys were learning how to jerk off in bushes and told me and my classmate that they will show smth cool. we fucked off immediately. disgusting
>my older cousin was showing me hentai and jerking off right next to me. i got disgusted, ran away and ratted him out

honorary mention
>when i was a kid i groped all my older sister's friends. this is a good fact

im still a virgin
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>>152963279
This is the only one I believe is a larp. No fucking way you remember something that happened at three years old with specific detail.
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>>152963228
i also used to shower with my mom but i stoped at 9-10 i think. but at 14 is really weird.

there was one time at these showers that her hand brushed against my dingus accidently. i dont know if i should resent her for that. i felt really weird.
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>>152963266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZwL_KSaRw

Theres not enough remixes of doctor on youtube. Its sad the songs legacy has been overtaken by pnumbra phantasm.

If you skip to 2:00 in the song you will hear something i think is so cool. Something about how quiet it is and cool. I love it.

Before i made all those colored panels for my John Jade comic, i considered making a short animation of those 2 panels using that part of the song.

basically would be the same as the panels but with the hair flowing. but idk anything about animation.
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>>152963252
Thank you Karkat. Gonna post some Tuuuuuuunes too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yg41u9AejSs
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I'm glad I stayed up for this thread, it's probably bad to laugh at rape/grooming victims but eh it's funny and in my book if it's Woman on Boy, it's going in the "God I wish that was me" folder not the "jesus christ how awful" folder.
>>152963279 is the funniest by far.
>Yaldeboth hates this fucker SO MUCH that he almost got raped a few times and he's STILL a virgin lmao
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>>152963266
let me express my feelings dawg. i havent had this opportunity in a long while.

atlest it makes me feel safer that there are people out there that went thru the same stuff as i did.
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>>152963341
That is honey to my ears man, kudos
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>>152963321
i have a very good memory, so much in fact i literally remember the day i became a conscious 3 year old child. I remember how i woke up from nothingness and first thing i did was run into the hallway call for my mom because i got scared
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>>152963360
But in the homosuck thread anon.....
Anyway. Hugs you. Hope ya are fine and safe.
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>>152963266
BUMP THAT SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQgR8ck9Kc
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i wish my 11y older sister groomed me and taught me how girls pleasure ourselves when i was a preteen. instead i got trauma in the form of her fucking off to live with her baby daddy when i was 6
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>>152963379
we're all homestuckies talking to eachother.
you dont need to just talk about hs,, chatting with people is not a hsg thing, its an universal thing.
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>>152963368
right?

i wish there was more arrangements and remixes of homestuck songs.

I actually dont rerally like the original doctor arangement cause it uses those like edm drums or whatever (idk how music works)

but its not as clean as the original loop without all the extra effects, or this remix.
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My dad once beat my mom so bad she needed to go to the hospital. He groped my chest before passing out drunk, I was scared he was going to do more.
I had to not cry while I called the ambulance.
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>>152963438
Remix of earthsea borealis NEVER EVER
maybe ill learn music just to do that
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>>152963438
Lowkey I really love it when people use different soundfonts for songs, it's like woah [Blank] as homestuck?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PC8jdl-vRs
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>>152963482
oh shit, i have a similar, but not as bad thing.
>parents had a huge fight cuz "this is not my son" (retarded af btw)
>literally cant do shit about it
>mom just comes
>says my sister is not blood related to me
>thinks its cool to drop this on me
>mfw
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>/hsg/, truama bonding general
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*gently molests u while you traumadump*
btw nice traumadumpy
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>molested as a teen
>now i sexualise it in art i draw
I hate my stupid fucked brain I should be killed I'm an embarrassment.
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>>152963649
This thread made me cry.
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If any of you niggas become parents please be the ones you always wanted as a kid, the hurtful cycle ends with you.
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>>152963649
I do the same, it helps you recontextualize it and take back a sense of control. Ain't anything wrong with turning pain into art, Anon.
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>>152963658
this
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hello is this the molestation general id like to report a greentext
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>>152963666
I used to follow an artist who made bizare puppet rape porn because she was abused. I’d say don’t even start but at the very least dont make it your entire personality.
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This thread right now
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Anyway, I'm gonna rape young Cronus
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>>152963658
yes, i agree.
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Christ Almighty.
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>>152963654
lets cry together.
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Areana or porrim?

Which would you rather attempt to fuck. (You have to listen to them and engage in a full conversation first)
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>>152962996
diddling is way more common than people like to admit. I've run into, what, 4 people I know got diddled. and those are just the ones I know about. and one of them I only found out about several months ago when my mom let it slip my summer childhood friend was diddled and that's why both our parent like seeing us hang out, since it looked like she was finally starting to have fun again. that was like 2 decades ago
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>>152963932
Why would I choose
Aranea <3 (I would love to hear her rambles and geek out about alterian history )
Porrim <3< (I am out rizzing her and she hates that my suave manner makes her blood boil)

All three of us are going to be intimate in bed, every inch of out bodies will be explored and loved. Word can not describe what I will do to them and them to me. I am treating these women with the upmost respect.
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>>152963932
I'm a great listening, I'd shoot my shot with both of them
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>>152963987
Meant to say great listener sorry I'm retarded
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bitches will do anything but go back to therapy (guess who bitches is)
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>>152964037
ohhh I know this one! is it me? it's me, isn't it!
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What is Greg heflys classpect.

Classpect the whole cast if you wish.
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Doodled a fish
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>>152964065
Also for mine, bard of heart.

He's self absorbed which checks off heart, and basically only exists to passively try to boost his social status through the destruction of other people, perfectly willing to sell out his friends for it.
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>>152964067
hoooouh my god
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>>152964065
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>>152964067
I want him to call me a bitch
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>>152964067
Fish I wish
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Maybe someday I can unite with my best friend and we will draw and cosplay and write together. Homestuck and what not. I must believe!!!
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>>152964276
I believe in you anon.
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stop stop dont talk about my shitty fanventure PLEASE YOU GUYS COME ON I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THAT!!! I COME HOME FROM WORK TO SEE THIS? NOOOO!
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All fish deserve to be raped by me
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>>152964424
why are you fixated in rape seadwellers?
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>>152964498
It hot
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Well. I think we all learned a valluable lesson today.
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touch shotas
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>>152964641
We are all human, and humans are sensitive creatures, our emotions are a gift. Our one shot of life needs to amount to something for our sake. All and all we all need to get laid soon or else.
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>>152964754
Im not doing this with my time
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>>152964807
yeah i agree. thank you for your wisdow kankri-chan.
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This guy
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>>152964859
Is he a demon?
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>>152964859
Would. Would have a candle lit dinner with. Would waltz under the moon night with.
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>>152964754
this is the devil for sure.
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>>152964859
Guh....
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>>152964898
keep those guhs back in fng nigga.
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>>152964894
mwahahahahahaahaha
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>>152964067
seriously which mspfa is this fishboy from? i can't remember
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>>152964917
Go take a bath you stinkie son of a bitch I can smell you from here.
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>>152964859
>let him bite my neck
>wake up with six holes in my neck
FRICK
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>>152964942
its called aura
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>>152964926
Cannibal Holocaust. Its a good mspfa. Highly rec.
sorry it was a joke its from Prisounebound, but dont read it. It sucks!!!
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>>152964959
More like Chud aura. Hah. Sick Burn.
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>>152964859
BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME
BREED ME BREED ME BREED ME
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>>152964945
Every holes a goal
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>>152964876
Just a normal not undead troll
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>>152964984
i have been burned
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>>152965005
JADE????
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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im goin to sleep. hugs for the ones who were wrongfully done. i know i was. bye!
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>>152964986
you cant be screaming this type of stuff in public.
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Love this crazy bitch
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>>152965213
>>152965213
>>152965213
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>>152964859
>angel bites
thank you for teaching me something new
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>>152965195
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>>152963342
>No Ace Attorney fan game where Terezi defends Karkat
Why.
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>>152964065
Bard of Blood.



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