icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
My action figures won last thread.
This would have never happened to Sonic.
I refuse to believe it's not seething
>>152949314Action figures rule these Halls
In defense of Christine-Chan>"He's a rapist!"First off, it's SHE. Get it right, bigot. Secondly, what SHE does in her freetime is NOT of your concern.>"It was her own mother!"Okay, and who are we to judge? In an era of sexuality acceptance, this is no different. Genetic sexual attraction is when someone is simply attracted to family members, educate yourselves.>"Her mother was senile?"If this was so traumatic, then isn't her forgetting this a good thing?>"Sonic fans are freaks!"To be RAPED and GAPED by a Sonic Scholar is a privilege. She should be grateful for the vaginal blessing and frankly, you should all hope something as nice as that happens to you someday.>"You're a rape apologist!"Apologist implies I am sorry; I am not. I am, however, a rape REALIST. If Barb wants to prance around dressed in a way that provoked what happened, that is ENTIRELY on her.DUBS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr-91ldDj6k
>>152949318Legit what does Sonic do in this scenario? Can he stop the bugpocalypse?
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!! Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway! >Featherine RAPED and GAPED >One Above All RAPED and GAPED >whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to remember RAPED and GAPED >Jiren RAPED and GAPED >Mario RAPED and GAPED >Scarlet King RAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!! This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and... >*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!! Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
Truth:No Sonic character would beat a Dragon Ball fighter.No Sonic fan would beat a Dragon Ball fan in a fight.>b-but...rape and gape...I would slap your shit if told me this in front of me, weakling.
>>152949327Barb wasn't prancing bro. She was like, barely functioning.
>>152949327>>152949331>Fucked up and had to post it again
Post FEATS
>>152949327>listtroon still defending troons and rapists againThis faggot needs to 41% immediately.
I should go into this closet and find my Marvel Legends bullshit. I have that weird, frog faced rouge figure somewhere in there.
Turns out the mods hate Denji vs Ash, I applaud their good taste in this instance that matchup is Misaka vs Killua tier terrible
POST YOUR FAVORITE FRANCHISE HAVING ACTUAL CHADS IN IT'S FANDOM. NOW!
>>152949331TRVVVVTH NVVVKE!!!
>>152949339>making excuses for womenEvery women you've dated has cheated on you
>>152949169i wish you luck>>152949352is that what i think it is?
>>152949331TRVTHNVVVVVVVVVVVVVKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152949335Post bicep with timestamp so we can all laugh at you.
>>152949367A collection? Yeah. My guest room is a Godzilla/Tokusatsu display right now. But there's horrors in that closet. Open if you dare.
>>152949314Hell yeah!
>>152949379
>>152949335>>152949358What a KING
Reminder that Amy Rose is stronger than Jiren according to VsBattles CHADki.
>>152949385>FLEXing on mousevelJust like real life.
FUARK! There isn't a single Sonic themed gym btw.
WHAT PART OF "BEHAVE" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
>>152949445The gayest shit you can imagine occurs here
Did you know almost every Sonic victory is from punching down?
>>152949385Only figures created by super star comic artist and Spawn creator, Todd Mcfarlane, can strike poses this sassy!
I thought Superman was the best character ever. Why isn't he on the top here? Kermit is?
>>152949331TRVEST OF NVKES!!!
>See a gym>Immediately thinks of homosexualsWhy are Sonicfags like this?
Janny just RAPED and GAPED Sonic and his thread nodiff...
Name a Victory that wasn't from punching down o algo
>>152949451Explain why punching down is bad without appealing to emotion.
>>152949329Ideally just send them to the sun. Have tails come up with a plan otherwise. Eggman would definitely intervene too.
>>152949445Name a single dragon ball gym that isn't located in a third world country
>>152949464>hulk's face>he-man's face
Every time anyone beats a Sonic character on DB it's punching down
who behavin?
>>152949500FUCKING HELP ME! THE SKY'S EATING THE GROUND! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME! OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
>>152949500That suit is so fucking cheap looking, heisei Kamen Rider is where shit was at
>>152949483It simply proves they are weak
>>152949514Eh, the fruit armor was the weakest entry in the suits.
>>152949519There's literally nothing wrong with your wife doing that
>>152949519Does Bejita really like getting fingered?
>>152949437You need to invest in sandpapers.
>>152949519Damn. That Bejita is really living...
>>152949484Denji vs the bugs was a 2 (Denji and Asaru) vs many. You're trying to say Sonic would outdo Denji but you're giving him way more help than Denji had. Eggman wouldn't get involved. Sonic and Tails with or without the chaos emeralds vs the post Death Devil eaten apocalyptic world.
>>152949515>crying like a sissy bitch because his jobber lost
>>152949494Post a single fit Sonic fan being an actual chad instead of being literally this, weakling
>>152949519Goku's never had a job either
>>152949451Yeah, especially their victories over Dragon Ball.
>>152949519I’m pretty dumb and too lazy to code, screw that noise
>>152949551Yeah why do Sonicbros do that just because Wally West and Mario gaped Sonic nodiff?
>152949560>deflectionyou're going to have to try harder if you want (You)s from me. Now answer my question, DBSpic. >>152949494
>>152949534Oh please. That's Taco Tuesdays in Invincible.
>>152949474OUR thread is this one though (and every thread btw).
SHITlly and SHITrio's wins will get retconned after Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his ENTIRE verse btw
>>152949562Being a farmer is the MOST HONEST AND HONORABLE JOB on the face of the earth.
>>152949578>rigged matches
https://youtu.be/kfDcnWNzBtI
>>152949596No lies detected.
Yup yup! Not even 100 posts into the thread and GODnic has already won!! MY HERO!!!
>>152949615Yeah, idk why they'd put two infinite multiversal beasts against some autistic child's hypoversal sub-atom-level OC, talk about rigging for a pity win!
>>152949637As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>152949637No lies detected.
>>152949587>>152949560>>deflection>you're going to have to try harder if you want (You)s from me. Now answer my question, DBSpic. >>152949494 #
>>152949624SHITnicxisters...
>>152949615Yeah. why would they put Mario and Wally against a weakling?
>>152949318'People' read this garbage...
Sonic should've won against Wally and Mario, but nobody wants to admit it
>>152949701TRVKENVKE
Wally and Mario rightfully won and Samenicfags have never been able to recover from the defeat
>>152949701Yeah, Wally and Mario should have honorably conceded and let that rodent win instead of cruelly beating on the mentally deficient like the CHUD MONSTERS they are.
>>152949547Super Sonic would send them to the sun like he did with the metal virus.
You will never see a single fitness thing of Sonic because Sonic The Hedgehog is a franchise targeted to babies and so will never actually inspire testosterone feelings in any men or teenager boy(except for Rouge on the young ones)Real men actually gets inspired by strength and looking good since the dawn of times to surpass other men and get women. Sonic never will inspire such things because it's a franchise about cute little colorful critters to make children to smile and want to consume and play games. This is why every actual Sonic you see is a manbaby that failed to grow up into a man and is too attached to childish things like collecting toys, fan arts or spending many daily hours in video games or the internet.You can literally count how many hours the Samenic spend here on /dbg/ threads and conclude he is never doing anything better to self improve or enjoy his real life.
>>152949724TRVKENVKE
>>152949750>WORDSWORDSWORDSnot reading your melty, dbspic. Sonic won.
>>152949750Yep, yep. True.
>>152949750Holy meltdown!
I can bench 4 sets of 70lbs for 30 reps
>>152949750TRVKENVKE!
>RTHku
>>152949750Ga da da ba nananana au au ababububububububul neh
>>152949764Sonic scholars...
>>152949750Oof, the Synagogue of Sonic didn't like this one...
>will never actually inspire testosterone feelings in any men or teenager boy(except for Rouge on the young ones)Nothing wrong with that. Rouge is hot as fuck.
>>152949701>Sonic should've won against WallyPlease explain in detail how Sonic could have won against Wally's>Infinite Mass Punch>Speedforce>Speed stealing>Time Jumping>Molecule Vibration
Raping animals, young boys, and dementia-riddled mothers is what the Sonic verse is all about!
>>152949786Mine where She-Hulk, Rogue, and Felicia in Dark Stalkers.
>>152949798>RTHku projection
>>152949786This.
Please explain in detail how Wally could have won against Sonic's>crying and begging on his hands and knees for Wally to please just concede and let Sonic have this one
>>152949776This? Literally Sonic The Hedgehog target audience. I'm not even lying or shitposting.
>100 posts in and not a single sonic antifeat has been postedpathetic
No matter how much you wank the emeralds to fucking Solaris or Time Eater those candy rocks will never be as powerful as the Speedforce.
>>152949792Something something fastest thing alive. Please don't look up how fast Sonic is without Chaos Emeralds.
>>152949805That post wasn't replying to anyone? Schizonic...
>>152949758>Dragon Ball out of nowhere It seems that Goku and cia lives rent free inside your head. No wonder since Sonic The Hedgehog just can't stop copying Dragon Ball.Seek help.
>another melty over Sonic's superiorityYup yup! Sonic always wins!!!
>>152949798Where's the lie? The entire internet witnessed these before.
Uh oh, Sonicsissy melty!
I'm the fastest thing alive!...at Mach 2
>Flasissies getting uppityYou love to see it! GODNIC RAPES and GAPES Wally and his entire verse!
>>152949870Why would Flash willingly downgrade himself like that
What's the appeal of the Sonic series? Isn't it just Mickey Mouse's DBZ?
>>152949870Humans can't use the Chaos Emeralds.
>>152949893>Isn't it just Mickey Mouse's DBZ?Couldn't have described better.Sonic is as cringe as Kingdom Hearts.
>>152949701Mario? Maybe.Wally? Lmao fuck no.
>>152949890To make it fair.>>152949894The twitter Q&A with Super Eggman says otherwise
Sonic, he's the WEAKEST thing alive
...but they can use the Phantom Ruby!
>>152949750Based and TRUE
>>152949894
My wincon? A one-off weapon from a one-off media in a subfictional realm using a single statement and zero showings extrapolated to perform several powers it has never been shown or even stated to have of course!
>>152949894Do you have a source or statement to back that claim?
A classic.Honestly, one of /dbg/'s funniest moments, from ERP to this. Say what you will about Sonic, but they've brought smiles and laughs into these halls.
>>152949974>samefag cope modeHoly kek. The baby post literally broke him.
>he went silent
This isn't right. Stop bullying Sonic he's done nothing wrong. You ARE BETTER than this.
And then Mario and Wally just...nodiffed through Sonic's strongest attack and immediately casually killed him...
>>152949750>Melty
>>152949921>>152949930That's the Ruby using a device Eggman made.
Much like how real hedgehogs frequently masturbate by autofellating themselves, so too do Sonic and Sonic fans, Sonic, by spindashing, and Sonic fans by their constant RTH.
Sonic has no counter to Flash's speed stealing>B-but the emeralds would recov-He'd be a living battery of energy for Wally to absorb and gain more speed. If fucking AnimationRewind, the biggest DC hating faggot in powerscaling history, thinks Sonic is a flash victim, you're cooked.https://youtu.be/JK2iGT4iaXU?si=hqZY2hWLgE3oV108
>>152950055KEKYPOW! I didn't know hedgehogs did this. How ironic.
>>152950026Proof?
>>152949750The post that buckbroke SHITnicbabies.
>>152949331This is true.
>>152950026>cope
>>152949990>did nothing wrongthat little blue rodent piece of SHIT ate the last 3 chili dogs while staring me in the faceI HAD to shoot him in the head for that Kratos, you got to understand that...
>>152949547Denji had yoru right there who didn't use her brain to bang the bugs away. Sonic with just shadow (the most appropriate replacement) would have sweeped them away with chaos control. This is ignoring the ap gap btw..
>>152949588>>152949534>Defeated Spawn>Confirm by Kirkman to be stronger than Hulk>Confirm by Kirman to be stronger than Superman>Possibly stronger than Saitama FAGonBalls fags still think they have a chance...cute
>>152949318This ending might have been even worse than JJK's and AOT's.
>>152950143Yup
Can sonic breathe in space?
>>152950143KirkWHO? RAUGHS!
Heh. you think you're tough? Sonic faced down a lot worse than you lots. And he's still breathing, and kicking.Can't say the same about a certain franchise.
>>152950143All these characters are Metal Sonic victims.
>>152950177>LOOK I BEAT UP THE SAME GUY THREE TIMESkek
>>152950167What franchise?>lost to Mario at console and movies>lost to Kratos at console>lives in the shadow of Dragon Ball, who is still going, getting new games and anime>never had a chance against Marvel or DC>even Invincible is more relevant >can't even touch Jojo now that's trending again Sonic has nothing but a Mario Kart rip off being relevant because of crossovers. Still can't surpass Mario even at this state. What a joke.
>>152950177Superman got RAPED and GAPED by Koslov.
>>152950202>Goku gets an entire decade to improve>He doesn'tEven Mario, Cloud and Doom Guy won their rematches. Why couldn't Goku?
>>152950223And yet, even after all that, Sonic is still standing. Just like a poor franchise that's hardly been relevant.
Who would win this 1v1v1?
Reminder that GODnic worked hard to get where his franchise is today, while SHITrio had it easy
>>152950263NTA but shut the fuck up. You sonicfags are the fucking vegeta thumb post of /dbg/. You talk smack and then cry when you get your shit kicked in.
well /dbg/?
>>152950277Salesfagging is the last refuge, wel>>152950277l the only one for known comparison.
>>152950293Still standing btw, even after all of these years, and the dark times where Sonic as a franchise should have died - it didn't. Can't really say for other franchises, that Sonic outlived.
Mario and Goku? Sonic is quick to speed-blitz the two of them. Bending down on his knees and jerking them off, making the heads of their cocks touch and mocking them for how they're both faggots now. Sonic's hands are better than Peach and Chichi could ever be. Sonic licks his lips and opens his mouth, forcing Mario and Goku's cocks to press against each other as they slide inside Sonic's mouth. He uses the chaos emeralds and goes Super. Moving at unfathomable speeds he bobs his head up and looks up at the two sissies begging for more. They've already lost. They're canonically gay. KO!
>>152950064>the biggest DC hating faggot in powerscaling historyQRD?
>>152950314Sonic never had non-dark times.
>>152950277>worked>>152950263>standing SHITnic literally >copied Dragon Ball many times, along with other franchises>whored himself out to survive on Nintendo and Smash Bros>whored himself to american studios to allow to create the most disgusting and retarded wokeshit comics officially under it's name>is literally surviving by crossovers. it's biggest game currently isn't even about Sonic. It's about guest characters from many franchises that aren't even Sega's originals >whored himself out for movies that has literal and blatant human racemix propaganda that adds nothing to the plot>whored himself to make LGBT+ propaganda >it's literally losing space again as Sega is desperate and doing crossovers in it's other franchises now(currently Shinobi)Kek. SHITnic has no merit about improving or surviving by itself without kneeling and prostituting.
Post your heroes, but only if their creators are still alive!
>>152950314>Still stan-Bubsy is more alive and in a better state than your franchise you mid-slop loving abominable.
>>152950370>SISSYrutoBegone.
>>152950361Heh, such a silly twist of context. The mere fact these franchises were willing to work with Sonic, says enough of the brand. Sonic? Continues on to this day, not even 06 could kill the Blur Blue.Can't really say the same for other franchises, that Sonic outlasted.
>>152950296Wall level BEASTS
>>152949750>still not refutedKek. SHITnicfags in shambles.
You may not like it but Denji won
>>152950370>CHADrutoStay.
We need an open world Metal Sonic game. Imagine how successful it would be.
>>152950389Dragon ball is alive. Marvel is alive. DC is alive. Mario is alive. Godzilla is alive. GOW is alive. Persona is alive. Jojo is alive. Pokemon is alive. Digimon is alive. Invincible is alive. A lot of franchises are alive and thriving. Sonic is not special.
>>152949329Can't Sonic use the chaos macguffins to rewrite reality? I guess he just gets rid of all the devils.
>>152950389>REDDITbob dono, please help stay relevant. you're my only hope at surpassing CHADrio Kart
The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog! WHEW That feels good to say out loud!
>>152950374>Better StateDon't delude yourself, Bubsy is only ever carried by memes.>>152950433Yeah, that just shows that Sonic is still going, even if he's getting some bumps on the road. Can't say the same for certain franchises>>152950439>Spongebob is was graciously invited for a fun racing gameYup, Sonic is a true bro
>Majimachungus-Sama, please lure your redditor fans to my game so they keep saying for the billionth time that you are everywhere. I am desperate!
Has there been a single Death Battle with a Go Nagai character?
>>152949331Excelsior RAPES AND GAPES SONIC
>>152950323Mario dodge laser, he’s faster than speed of sound sonic
>>152950477I hate this ugly faggot
Go Anal
>>152950475As a fan of Go Nagai, most people don't recognize his works. >Devil ManReminder, in the World of Go Nagai OVAs, Mazinger DEFEATED Satan
>AnGOD birds lords who surpassed my franchise before with just mobile games...please save me...
>>152950477You’re a black Jew, stfu and kill yourself
>>152950484Mario is not that fast. Second, Mario is such a canonic FAG he doesn't resist the idea of another man touching him.
>>152950464Are you admitting that you're fine with mediocrity like a cuckold?
>>152950477>and then he woke up
ROARtos. That is all.
>>152950517Excel-sama is so lucky.
>FAGtos posting gay fan ficHe lost. Canonically.
Faster than sound btw
>>152950149At the very least, as awful as AOT's (and to a lesser extent, JJKs) ending is, they at least tried.Fujimoto threw in the towel. He should stick to short stories.
If you imagine your hero putting his dick in another man then you lost.
I'm cumming
Why are all modern shonen so shit and dont pull nearly as many dimes as dbz deathbattles?
poopa stinka
popeye BTFOs every character in this thread
>>152950551I'll lose many times if it's to rape and gape this sissy twink
>>152950584Hey, anyone remember that movie where The Ring bitch and another ghost girl emerged int one?
>>152950584I look like this and act like this
>>152950584My onahole…
>>152950584HTBLBOILBLIPILRIPLILTYRIOPLUY
>>152950584>WHATCHYA READIN?
Fair.
https://youtu.be/UiJEbf0IEfwReminder that even with all the debuffs from the algorithm blocking views being given by users with adblock, all the 2025 "flops" still have more views then the 150th episode extravaganza
>>152950584>There was the Ring vs the Grudge versus movie
You LAUGH, you JOKE, you make MOCKERY of me...
Son Gohan vs Mark Grayson? Nah. I'm more of a Gohan vs Chibiusa kind of guy.
>>152950634Her hair is a deadly weapon
>>1529506342
>>152950673...Two?
Funny how hard Sonic won in this thread
>>152950673There were two? I thought the first movie ended with the two ghost girls emerging into one
>>152950634It's not very good. Not a real spectacle like Freddy vs Jason.
>>152950718Speaking of Jason, I lot of people ship him with Sadako.
Every character in the threads will be obscure as a wisp in 10, 20,40(?) years, a century? 200 years, the posts arguing this shit won't get any less cringe.It will make characters that leverage concepts of their having real world gravitas extremely frail. A superman comic pulled up in a hundred years where he brandishes 'the symbol of hope' with a monolouge about how it inspires the real world or whatever...in 200 years when all entertainment is personalized jack off fantasies of cloistered cells what vs debate will even be possible?
>>152950759How would you know faggot
>>152950759Dragon Ball hardly won't. Why? Anime industry is too important to Japan's economy.I still believe Flintstones will make a return some day. Not a good one unfortunately considering modern industry.
>>152950477
>>152950718>>152950749Unrelated, but I learned that Sadako has apparently thrown hands with two other curses. Hikiko-San and Bunshinsaba. The girl has more Vs. films than Jason and Freddy.
>>152950584Why is this random ghost girl so absurdly strong?
>>152950962She was a very powerful psychic before she died.
>>152950759The Vs stuff that would be come up with would and could litterally be being telepathically tossing around the OCs that they have in their head given full texture and behaviour simulation with the AI filling in all the gaps and then making that character fight another person's OC in an exact play by play accounting for literally every detail. Take this literally first page OC off devinart. with perfect ai you could conjour up a whole self-contained power system about this guy over an elevator pitch. I won't...But i could.We could know with exact detail the porousness of the zit on their left asscheek people already will half-bake make up magic systems or write gobldygook writeups trying to describe a superpower them imagine. Incorperate certain rules for how they opperate like doing Investiture from cosmere or a invent a specific secondary character to be 'the author of' the innitial character who has a funky fourth wall relationship. It'd be more annoying to model cosmology related stuff like that but contraine to just answering your retarded whowouldwin questions you could trust a superhuman AI to get it right more often then not at which point the fun of arguing is shot to shit as the bot tells you Character 'x wins 83% of fights off the quickdraw with Character y by slighter quicker reactions and a weapons that debuffs y going into the remainder.'
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The real question is why is Kayako so strong. She was a nobody before death and afterwards she became an apocalyptic threat.
>>152950962Believe it or not, her psychic abilities were something she already had when she was alive.>Abilities: >Nensha>Image burning>Reality warping>Telepathy>Immortality>Psychic abilities>Dream manipulation>Curse manipulation>Ability to kill people by simply wishing to do so>Teleportation>Resurrection>Mind control>Resurrection>Healing>Invisibility>Ability to split fragments of her soul>Ability to merge with other supernatural entities to become one>Self-sustenance>Heart attack inducement>Insanity inducement>Telekinesis>Demonic Abyss>Technopathy>Duplication>Intangibility>Incorporeality>Precognition>Supernatural strength>Supernatural speed>Paralysis inducement>Possession>Size shifting>Flight>Death staring>Dimensional manipulation>Dimensional portals>Nigh-omnipresence>Clairvoyance>Weather manipulation>Regeneration>DNA manipulation>Entomopathy>Hydrokinesis>Hair manipulation>Ability to contort her limbs and bodyJesus fucking christ
>>152951054Was this before she fought Sayako? I haven't watch the movies in a long time, but I remembered she basically OP after that. And do we count the Sayako/Kayako fusion as a win for Sayako?
***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Kingtos Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Bakugo vs Reze.
>>152949847Are you retarded or something? Live under a rock? Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse. Everybody knows this.
>>152951068Jobs to Kratos
>>152951089Sadako automatically wins because Kratos would never hit a woman.
>>152951079>Are you retarded or something? Live under a rock? Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse. Everybody knows this.
>>152951015Nobody would want to play RP fight vs with another guy's rando...You'd probably get a suite of characters or scenarios that dominate the scene like on all the depressing AI roleplay apps where there are trending and all time poplar characters or scenarios. Probably would also have some funtion where you can interject and include 'what if this guy did 'this' thing or 'this random event happens out of left field where neither character can perform abilities that are not the color green."
Sadako?Jobs to me, because I'd marry her.
>>152951107>he is retardedAs expected.
>>152951142Yep. Everyone expects Sonic fans to be retarded. See Chris Chan
>>152950979I mean, I relate to that.Maybe you're just not strong?
>>152951068>resurrection twicelol
So uhhhh. Should I just hang in the towel or should I get into something else now that CSM ended?
>>152951147>admits he's retardedGet new material, loser.
>>152951068>all these powers >still jobs to humans constantly
>>152951068did she have impregnation hax at the time or no
My name is Juan Gutierrez de la Hoya Cardinale and I read pirated versions of media for free on a tablet in a Juarez Pueblo house with a cactus instead of a mailbox and the mailman just sticks the mail onto the cactus spikes.
>dragonfags lose to GODnic>'c-c-chris ch-chan tho...'Can dragonKEKs be any more RAPED of hedgeGOD slaves? lol
>>152951196>never paying a dime to jewsBased?
>>152951201HOT ZAMN CHRISTINE HAS TITS LIKE THAT?!
>>152951167Sonic.
>>152951184I don't know if Sadako has ever really been "beaten" in the traditional sense. The only way to "win" is pray she fucks off after killing the guy next to you.
>>152951206we can rape Frieza and Bejita
>Chainsaw Man ending was mediocre>Reze isn't even shown at all>Reze is about to lose to BakugoI am so sorry for you guys.
>>152951232Didn't the author say something about potentially doing a spin off with Reze
>dragonGODS [headcanon]>couldn't refute a single post in this thread yetKWAB.>b-b-but rape and gape...I chortle at your cope mechanism >Dragon Ball out of nowhere AGAINSee? Mindbroken bitch.
>>152951243I remember him saying he wanted Reze to be a lingering curse that we would always think about.
>>152951232Thanks bro. I'm not even mad, just apathetic. The dopamine high has worn off now. At least I still have /dbg/.
>>152951263What the fuck does that mean
>>152951068>All this power>Still jobs to BHC
>>152951275Ever heard of the girl who got away? It's when you think about a girl you like who you never get with and you will never see her again.
>>152951287The version of Sadako you masturbate to is nerfed and merciful.
https://crazesl.blogspot.com/2019/06/death-battle-analysis-sadako-yamamura.html?m=1>One time she chased characters into the Demonic Abyss thanks to our main characters using technology to get there, where Sadako was sealed there by the Bunshinsaba. This however turned out to be a very stupid plan as she then ended up absorbing the essence of the Demonic Abyss and gaining access to base Onryō powers she didn't previously possess.>But even that pales in comparison to the time she defeated Bunshin’s Yokai form by absorbing the soul of a previous Emperor to become part Demon.What the FUCK
>>152950163Wish we got more fights where somebody actually stops his opponent from executing their win scenarios. Neverever since people like the characters going all out but having someone destroy a weapon or stop a transformation would be fun.
>>152950177>ducking SamusBITCHperBITCH
>Domain Expansion
>>152951468She has won 2 Death Battles. 'Who would win' is not a death battle episode :)
Can someone truly and honestly tell me why zoomer shonen is so weak? You'd think they would try measuring up to Naruto's moon busting stuff, but MHA is the only one that bothered surpassing city level
>>152951396>>152951473I don't care about this boring garbage writing chink shit, you tranny. Stop spamming it>durrrr the cute sad little woman can eat got and shit dimensions just to job again isnt it cool?Kill yourself
>>152951502Fuck. You.
>>152950654Now there's an opinion I can respect. A man who KNOWS he's retarded and still strides through life with his chin up high. Good day, sir!
>>152951493Because street tier fights are kino
>>152951493Nobody cares anymore. Your series could have them at galaxy level or at wall level max and it would be the same thing because all of the characters are equal in strength.
>>152951510NTA, but I agree. Kill yourself.
>>152951593Make me
>>152951502fine here's the US version
Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Sadako and Kayako and their entire verses
>>152951244Oh, look. Another FAGon BITCH mindbroken by Sonic and bleating into the void.It's becoming a daily occurrence.
>>152951621Impossible because he doesn't exist in Japan
>>152951621This is true.
>>152951593>NTAI don't believe you.
>>152951483>unreleased pilotShe won the most important episode of all. Cope with your 3-(1).
>>152951493Stuff like Dragon Ball and Yu Yu Hakusho are no longer the entry points of anime and manga, mangaka probably just stopped caring
>>152951621TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>152951493MHA caps at city level and the cloud feat doesn't matter since it'll never be replicated again in canon making it an actual outlier feat.
ReminderIt was TROONS who manipulated Chris chan
>>152951656wasn't a death battle. Samus is currently 2-0 and she would be 2-1 if she fought anyone that wasn't Boba Fett
How are Sonicschizos still having a melty hours later
>>152951749Still not addressing the mere fact that THEY talked him into this path.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>transexual sonic fans groomed hyperautistic exceptionally mentally disabled sonic fan into raping his motherLeast abhorrent Sonic fan behavior
>>152951705>she would be 2-1 if she fought anyone that wasn't Boba FettAnd this doesn't apply to Superman?
>>152951777*TROON behaviourftfyThey're like that no matter what. See: listtroon.Also, >>152951045
>>152951691The idea guys just fucked with his comic.Janke didn't encourage or endorse raping his mom.Null tried to support Chris and dipped.He outright admitted that he had an old person fetish before all of that and had fantasies about Barbara.
Can't talk a faggot in a path he was already on. Not that they actually did it, too. All Janke did was withhold that info so she can use it to suicide bait Chris. Chris did all the raping in his own unprovoked. But, of course, you won't accept that. You have been losing the entire thread so now you have to defend your fellow ratfag again and by extension, your "honor". Defending rape and incest all because his dead franchise isn't getting dicksucked in a fanfiction thread. Keep living so you can suffer in life more before burning in hell forever.
>ickyfag bullshit againI hope both him and the transexual get mauled by dogs and castrated.
>kill all troonsGeez, I know Sonic fans are annoying but why do you want to genocide them?
*taps >>152949974*Reminder: all of this started here.
>>152951924Reminder: this is the solution >>152951045
Gokufag/Jalter you need to fucking die
>Nobody even discusses cool match ideas anymore>its just autistic agendaposting and SONICSONICSONIC and cringe capeshit>just "Post gloopglop blowing up a fucking whatever">doesn't just apply here, applies to all versus shitThis place and everywhere else is so fucking boring
>>152952151Bejitabro btw.
>>152952218It always was. You just have different slop preferences.
>>152952218>UCBDone.
>>152952218>>Nobody even discusses cool match ideas anymoreI think Gohan Vs. Ultraman Zero is a cool idea but faggots keep trying to shut me down
>>152952218I was thinking about Gohan vs Mao for a Disgaea matchup because they're both nerds with white hair and powerful fathers.I've also wondered about Mewgenics vs Battle Cats but I don't even know what that would look like.
>>152952422Because everyone wants to see Mark vs Gohan, either for the pity win if you're a DGfag or the hilarity of another DB meltdown if Mark pulls the upset.
>>152952151I'm getting a Faraday hat don't worry
>>152952450Well that's gay
>>152952461We don't like bigots in here, chud. Remember the last LITERAL WHO who got in.
I've had enough of this, that'll help
>>152952488You mean Buffy?
when
>>152952506Would be cool for the next live action fight
>>152952498>stacy who RULED the 00szoomerbro...
>>152952517Be honest anon. No one in /dbg/ watched her show.
>>152952506I like both of them desu
>>152952452You'll bleed you fucking nazi whore
>>152952506Probably Adam Jensen, Kusanagi doesnt have his augments
>>152952548Haha, relax.All shitposting.Don't use a satellite to try and mindfuck someone next time, thx.
Scion vs plutonian is like a distant dream... Its wildbow fault for being a pussy about adaptations
Crack match ups anyone?
>>152952548But also kys btw
>>152952650You first assholeI'm coming after your ass
>>152952669Who are you again?
I don't know how involved you are, but literally none of that shit is real, get a life.
>>152952684A Real Hero.
>>152952699>*Kills you because of some fabricated agenda*>"Duhhh just get a life this part of reality was never real"Prison was made for hypocritical scum like you
>>152952700Hes my hero too :)
Finally, a conversation.It's a larp. I have an edgy sense of humor. I'm a liberal. I donate to Palestinian children. I also support Israel simultaneously.
>>152952722Superman would totally approve of killing weak people, because they are after all evil
>>152952422Me too (Gohan wins both MUs)
>>152952746How edgy.
>>152952741>Harassment>"Edgy sense of humor"
>>152952526>No one in /dbg/ watched her show.Hey! Don't go misgendering Ultraman now, he doesn't deserve that
>>152952762>HarassmentKEKA-FUCKING-ROOOHe was an "aggressor", I stopped.ages ago, you continued. That was to prove i wasn't a pussy.
I lament listtroon though.
>>152952769It doesn't work when the conversation is already about a specific character and isn't left vague
Surely, you read my /lit/ post?
>>152952610Supreme and Miracleman are better for Plutonian
Could Super Neo Metal Sonic have beaten Zero?
>>152952779Stop lying, I know you keep posting HIM around here and LARPing as me you schizoid faggot, I said I was gonna stop but you faggots had to keep this shit going onI only lurk here
I don't want to admit i got raped because he is such an ashore. But that shit is too much to bear
>>152952828Whose him? Excel?
>>152952837You already know.
>>152952846I actually don't
Eurostani hours fucking suck
Dragon Ball? Bleach? Naruto? One Piece? I watch good anime. Inuyasha, Outlaw Star, Tenchi Muyo, and Carried by the Wind: Tsukage Ran.
>>152952859Shut up
I'm the jannufag btw, bit the gokubro
>>152952809Why?
>>152952864And Devilman
>>152952889I actually should get to watching that. Bought the 80 dollar DiscoTek BluRay, may as well, right?
Oh superman?
>>152952902the fag still raging over people liking muppets?
>>152952902The guy who won?
>>152952908Nope
>>152952865>that answerkek. that hit a sonic, eh?
>>152952920you sure? it's pretty embarassing to get that butt hurt over puppets. actually, straight up cringe.
>>152952936No idea what you're talking about
>>152952946>trying to play dumbI know it's you supersissy
they're calling it the Gayest posts possible in the known universe
>>152952953Yeah I'm a supermanfag, what of muppets
>>152952902The guy who kneeled to Godzilla? And gave up marrying Lois Lane to stay in the Monsterverse?
>>152952927>hit a sonicWho dafuq uses that term?
>>152952422Because Gohan is for Boruto and Boruto only.
>>152952927>hit a sonic
>>152952450It'd be funnier if Gohan loses to a 'literal who' like Ultraman Zero, just to see the spics go fucking ape shit screaming 'WHO EVEN IS THAT'
>>152952927>>152952981Samefag
>>152952958I can tell how fucking mad you are about the muppets. Genuinely embarrassing shit. Too bad the muppets having better ratings than your RAPE AND GAPE victim
>>152952996I am indifferent to muppets
>>152952994POOPA STINKA
>>152953000>indifferentyou're here seething about it 24/7
What's the connection between Superman and muppets
>>152953007That anon is not me
>>152953008
>>152953016>N-NOT ME AHAHAHA I can tell how much you're sweating over trhe fucking muppets. SuperFAG lost
>>152953020Is that Arlo
>>152953021Losing is fine
>>152953007You literally can't stop seething and lusting unprompted over anon, thougheverbeit.>>152953008SuperCHAD hater HBOC. The usual pathetic shit.
NTR is based btw
>>152953020Who can he fight?
>>152953028>NO UYou're the one who's getting mad over the muppets.
>>152953036Kratos...
>>152953039Anyone. He's Super Grover.
>>152953036It's funny to be fair
>>152953040Nope, Muppets are cool. But you're obviously a stinky fag hiding behind them to throw shit at SuperCHAD. You are not cool. Cry, bitch.
>>152953064It's sad you're trying to save face. Everyone here fucking laughing at you because you get mad at the muppets. You lost.
>>152953043What if his visor gets stuck closed?Who could defeat that?
>>152953071Then his Super Mommy comes and unstucks it!
>>152953069Dude, please stop projecting your aggro behaviour borne of SuperCHAD hatred on everyone calling you out. It isn't healthy, and we aren't exactly laughing with you.
>>152953088Do I need to post it again to make you're more mad?
>>152953093Do it? Spam it, in fact. Knock yourself out.You're not mad, after all.
>>152953102You're projecting so fucking hard. You fucking lost.See >>152953091
Weird
>>152953102>t. worlds maddest person.
>>152953091>muppetfag is back to seethe at superGODS againdon't you have some English to learn, Pablo?
The og anon who called out Jalter/GokufagI don't have anything to do with the muppets business where dafuq did that shit come from???
>>152953091Superman wouldn't care about this btw
>>152953105Kay. Need a tissue or whatever?
Ahhh fuck it imma goon to V
>>152953111I barely post here at all, mostly lurk
>>152953109
>>152953114Yeah Superman wouldn't. Superfag hiding behind sales would.
>>152953115Maybe you do because you're still seething over the muppets.
i know we all make jokes about superman the raped man but come on... the muppets literally have a hand up their asses. they don't get to talk shit handfully
>>152953180>Superman cried getting a dick in his ass>Kermit tanks getting a man's arm up in him, up to the elbow even
Post superman getting a dick in his ass
I've been reading books of old, the legends and the myths.Achilles and his gold, Hercules and his giftsSpider-Man's control, and Batman with his fistsAnd clearly I don't see myself upon that list...
SHE SAID WHERE YOU WANNA GOHOW MUCH YOU WANNA RISKI'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR SOMEBODY WITH SOME SUPERHUMAN GIFTSSOME SUPERHEROSOME FAIRY TALE BLISSJUST SOMETHING I CAN TURN TOSOMEBODY I CAN... KISSI WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THISTOO LOO DOO TOO LOO DOOTOO LE DOO TOO LE DOOTOO LE DOO TOO LE DOOOh I want something just like thisTOO DOO TOO DOOTOO DOO TOO DOOTOO DOO TOO DOOOH I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS*Beat drops as I shart a loud stinky fart in front of all of /co/*
>>152953231Favorite character?
>>152953166>he's still seething over SuperCHADDude, I left to go post about freaking Mimic Tear. I couldn't give less of a shit about your gay puppet drama. It's cool if you need to keep crying though.
>>152953258SCATku!
>I-I-I-I'M NOT MAD!Geg
>>152953191>>Kermit tankswhen you are so stretched out that Israel could use you as a wallet, uh well, it's not really something you want to bring out>>152953202>Hercules and his giftsreminder that hercules died from basic fire like a bitch
>>152953306Why was he ever a fucking match to Sun GODkong?
>>152953334>Why was he ever a fucking match to Sun GODkong?delusions from the delusional folk. that comic tripfag was bigger offender here
>>152953341Wait I thought you were Otto
>>152953352>Wait I thought you were Ottomy existence when you said that
>>152949750Kekaroooo!!! The Sonicfaggot never recovered from this
>Knull can Thanos Butthole his enemies now>next issue he's fighting a stronger version of Captain Universe Eddie, the same guy that killed him priorKnull continues to win
Can't wait to see Knull kill Madoka
>>152949750Lmao, Sonicfags in shambles.
>>152953435A SINGLE spaghettini NOODLE (no SAUCE) for BARBATOS!
Every single character in this thread is nothing more than fodder to me. My verse remains undefeated on DB
>>152953538
>>152953538CHADEater...
>The dynamic of Superboy Prime vs Gwenpool is no longer a blood crazy nerd angrily sperging during the fight as he hunts down a dorky girlfailure across gutter spaceDo you still want it?
>>152953556>Still
>>152953556Who even wants that matchup?
>>152953583The gassiest tranny you can conceive
>>152953556Nigga this MU just ends up with Prime and Gwen literally beating up Boomstick and Wiz
>>152950436wouldn't that erase everything in reality
>>152953556English vs Prime is better
>>152953435>this Knull is ULTRA GIGA NERFEDBEASTnull!!!
>>152953556Prime will realise he's on a Death Battle and will act as the antagonist in order to make the fight dynamic interesting while still being a hero
>>152953691>NERFED Knull one shots AMPED God OF Light THANOS FUAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKK
>>152949318Sonic is an asexual faggot. So yes
>>152949331>pic related
>>152949834>tdlr ad homemWally just speed steals that
>>152949882
>>152949894Superman aint a human
>>152950184Wrong
>>152950370>>152950418Doesnt exist
>>152950512Cope
>>152953791Who is this literal no one? We do not discuss OCs here.
>>152951621>>152951637Sonic is weaker than Elmo and Carebears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC3hjGEd4nc
>>152954012>tracing FAGon Ball
Any matchups for my favorite girl?
>>152954108...but enough about SHITnic the RIPOFFgehog.
>>152953726>Prime will realise he's on a Death Battle and will act as the antagonist in order to make the fight dynamicJust like Asura
>Just like Asura
>>152954497You sure do like using a shitty web series to validate your opinion.
>>152953435Why does Marvel keep trying to use Thanos as a measuring stick when he literally got low diff'd by Captain Marvel last time they fought, and even got humiliated by a sub world-breaker Hulk last time they went at it?
>>152954581The MCU, that's why.
>>152954195I dunno, what’s another non-canon character that has caused stupid legal drama?
>>152954497The average Krasura defender
I am being GAPED and RAPED by traffic
This is so ass
>>152953985The brazillian faggot that wrote this lost.
>>152954955Yummers
>Marvelschizos get erect at the thought of cannibalism Concerning…
>>152955038Galactus isn't a person so its not cannibalism.
>Marvelfags seething about being BTFO againWait, I thought this didn’t matter according to you guys.
>>152955044Now replace Galactus with BIPOC people… se the problem with this defense? Be better
>>152955066They ate everyone equally. I see no issue.
How long until the DB fanbase catches wind of this and freaks the fuck out again?
>>152955069>FanbaseEh, it'll get a ton of upvotes on reddit, twitter clout, and etc. Then we'll get forgotten in about a month
>>152955084When hulk got BTFO there was plenty of coping and seething.
>Hulk vs Godzilla happens, Hulk wins>Marvel immediately follows this up by having Godzilla annihilate everything in a fight, including HulkStill funny
>>152955100But bro, the fanfiction said-
>>152955135>Official Story does not have Hulk or Godzilla at their peak>Fan fiction doesHulk won.
>Odin is alive>Galactus isn't apparently made of energyKek. This shit isn't canon at all.
I kneelI squealMy headcanon isn't realI copeI mopeSomeone hand me a ropeI sinI never winMy hero is a virgibI jobI'm a slobI'm too shortTo reach the doorknobI smell like a trashbagMy fans draw me in dragI am... a Shitnic fan
>>152955163>This isn't canon at all>Hulk winning out of NOWHERE
>>152955163
>>152955185GODnic out of nowhere. Rent free! Sad!
>>152955206Spider-CHAD, the FACE of Marvel
Man, strongest hero in the Outerverse
>>152955156>weakened (by vibranium) Godzilla>amped (by Pym Particles) Hulkyup
>>152955239Holy fuck.... my DYINGMESIUMmic hero can't do anything against that....
KWAB! Go back to editing fake panels of the KINGulk, you BITCH!
>>152955244>DYINGMESIUMmicwhat does that even mean?
Can the hulk finger his own ass eith those fingers?
>eith>IESLB>brownoid fantasies
You’re all zesty slaves in the eyes of my hero!
AM vs Calypsowho wins?
>>152955293>>152955251EWWWWWW THE UGLIEST LUMP OF SHIT
Yeah, Kratos won this one.
>>152955314>Minilla out of nowhere
Godzilla never lusted after his cousin, just saying.
I go by they/them actually
The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog!YUP YUP YUP! IT FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD EVERY SINGLE TIME! BOOM! DONE!
>>152955274They meant to say "dying medium comic hero"
>>152955329>Godzilla is gay and low tYup yup yup
>>152955329Explain why cousin fuckin is bad without sounding mad. If it’s good enough for royalty and presidents then it’s good enough for us
>>152955344I don't see real life women lining up to date Hulk
How are Hulk fans (all 3 of them) coping with the fact that they win only in fan fiction settings against the King of the Monsters?
>>152955354Sisters are better DESU
>>152955251
>>152955383True!
>>152955333Trips can only mean one thing... Sonic...
>>152955383High T white man…
>>152955405fruity
>>152955383Not all of us have sisters, be more considerate you fucking chud
>>152955429>Didn't make a sister by breeding his motherFavorite character?
>>152953115>KayHe mad
i've never hugged a woman before
>>152955537DCfag...
>>152955537A-and? There’s n-no-nothing wrong with re-refusing to touch foids…
>>152955537>>152955568CHADtoru GODjo!
>>152955163>it’s non canon and doesn’t matter!>now I will rage about it for months!
>>152955297Calypso likes playing with his victimsAM doesn't fuck around when it gets challenged
>>152955537It's good that you didn't get to do those things Anon.
Time to get a job
>>152956069It's a good thing that you didn't get a job.
>>152956022>>152956085thank you for your wisdom BUDDHAchita...
>>152956069No... I'm too weak...
