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https://www.jw.org/en/library/videos/become-jehovahs-friend-2/god-designed-all-things/
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>>152953346
Okay, nice to know
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>>152953346
for me it's the one where she encourages her daughter to tell her friend at school that her lesbo mommies aren't making it to paradise
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>>152953574
>aren't making it to paradise
Doesn't this apply to 99,99% of all the humans who have ever lived? JW puts a hard limit on the number of those who will be saved while everyone else just dissipates into utter nothingness.
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>>152953735
From my understanding of JW, the JW are just the ones that get to go to Heaven with God, while all the 'normal' Christians get to hang out on a perfect Earth.
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>>152953346
I can't watch this without wanting to call CPS on the fictional parents.
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>>152953821
Yeah that is accurate.
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>>152953346
>I can't wait to be in paradise
kid already has a death wish lmao
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>>152953761
No, 144 000 chosen Jehowa's witnesses, including their current ruling council obviously, go to heaven and rule other JW's who get to chill on Earth. Everyone else is done for.
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>>152953346
'jehovah' sounds like a brand of wholemeal bread.
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>>152954171
>>152953735
>>152953761
>we have good reason to be confident that our loving heavenly Father will judge each individual in a perfectly balanced, righteous, and merciful way.—Jas. 2:13.

https://www.jw.org/en/library/magazines/watchtower-study-may-2024/What-Do-We-Know-About-Jehovahs-Future-Judgments/
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>Is this toy magical, Caleb?
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False religion.
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>>152953574
Actually the message was that people can change so the end of the video is the daughter telling her friend to encourage her moms to divorce and marry men
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>>152953346
Except for vaccines and birthday presents, Jehovah thinks those are evil
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>>152957436
>Vaccines
No, they do not think they're evil.
>Birthday
Yes, because they're of pagan origin, though presents outside of holidays are not forbidden.
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>>152957897
Watchtower declares it a personal choice and vaccinates the office employees to maintain their legal standing, but the rank and file at Kingdom Hall are still culturally anti vaccine on the basis of superstition handed down by the publishing house.
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>>152957436
>>152958017
> The news is false for many reasons. To start with, Jehovah's Witnesses are not against vaccines.
https://lirec.net/press-release/2021/12/26/jehovahs-witnesses-and-vaccines-the-misinformation-continues

> We consider vaccination to be a personal matter
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/101989130


You belong to your father, the devil, for he is a liar and the father of lies. (John 8:44)
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>>152953346
Sophia is such a cutie.
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How much did irl JWs get infiltrated by MAGA since 2015?
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>>152953574
I like that one where they bully Sophia
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>>152959389
JWs don't vote.
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>>152960449
I think they can make an exception for Trump. Every evangelical cult worship Trump as a god.
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Jehova didn't design shit, Lord Moloch created this world so He could tear it down, and He created humans so He could punish us for being created. Empathy is a sin and evil always wins.
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>>152960599
No
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>>152960693
They literally make golden idols of him. Jesus was too woke so they got themselves a new Messiah who actually reflects their values.
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>>152960373
I wanna be her lollipop.
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>>152961089
Jehova's Witnesses do not vote or make gold statues of Trump.
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>>152953927
kek
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>>152953346
And then you remember the Demiu- I mean, Yahweh is also responsible for parasitoid wasps whose entire lifecycle revolves around their larvas gradually eating poor innocent caterpillars from the inside, in a way that maximally prolongs their host's miserably painful life for the larvae's convenience.
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>>152960617
Stfu, subhuman faggot
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>>152962224
>created to suffer and be harvested to feed the eternal hunger of the outer entities
This is like high school JROTC all over again.
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>>152961339
Same.
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>>152956577
Agree
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>>152962224
Shut up Valentinus, your take on the Bible makes no sense and you're also dead



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