Rank them
Marry, fuck, kill
>>152956286glasses one > short fat one > the third oneI don't remember their names by heart
>>15295628650%, 70%, and 100%All in the same microwave btw
>>152956371https://youtu.be/MsJCTNvPZVM?si=wLvRGK678RslXjq_
>>152956360How did cub porn become such a widespread meme among normies, like did they think this was out of context drawing that only LOOKED like they were getting sucked off?
>>152956286all three are bestalsoOFFICIAL CHIPETTES GOLDEN COVER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7EhxPr0iBw(announced here https://www.instagram.com/p/DSa98Ktkmj7/ )
>>152956429Because its fucking funny dude, its not that hard to wrap your head around. The chipmunks are fucking obnoxious little toadstools that get unjustifiably pushed especially when alot of us were kids so seeing them get their weiners blown is fucking funny. Same with seeing the chimpunks as klansmenhttps://x.com/getemnewellrule/status/1866879535280689473?s=46&t=BPYAVF9uv0-QA5BGiLyjUQ
>>152956370you mean second one?
>>152956461>Because its fucking funny dudeWatching your parents get raped by niggers and bulbasaurs was fucking funny, dude.
>>152956820Imagine getting triggered by the alvin and chipmunks blow job meme. Grow a fucking spine you wretch
>>152956461I am just gonna diagnose you as lead-poisoned boomer with sociopathic narcissism and move along. Enjoy your demented toon porn, lmao.
>>152956461>the animators didn't render new images for the chipmunks' mugshots>they just cropped stills of their models standing in the default poselol
>>152956286Jeanette, Eleanor, Brittany, duh.
>>152956286The right-most blonde because she's pregnant.
>>152956360Simon.You know Jeanette researched that shit.
>>1529562860 0 0the fuck is wrong with you?
>>152957298she's just chubby
>>152957356Nah, she's pregnant, I haven't been using any protection when I've been fucking her for the last 4 months.
>>152957368damn anon doesn't mess around
>>152956930Imagine getting triggered by the Kevin Nash was raped meme. Grow a fucking spine you wretch
>>152956286I would totally fuck all 3 of them up the ass
>>152956286Marry the fattyFuck the nerdKill the preppy
>>152956461FrInternet tough guys cannot fathom that normies don't consider cub to be co like they do loli. If it's animals no normal coffee drinking person could give a single fuck. The people equating cub to cp are performing outrage.
>>152957298>>152957368>>152958933Based
>>152956286I'll hug and kiss each one. Superior semi-anthro designs, and actually look like chipmunks.
>>152956820>>152958087This dude has been far even as Decided to use even Go Want to do look more like, at least I think he did.
>>15295628610 for all 3. By which I mean pregnancies.
>>152956286Oh my god I want to fuck Brittany in the ass and cum inside her and see my cum shoot out of her nose and mouth. She looks so sexy in her school outfit.Brittany > Eleanor > Jeanette
>>152956286Fattening them all until they can't walk and then forcefeeding them fertility medication1>3=2
I would use all 3 at once and slam my cock through all of them like a kabob
>>152959216Just a reminder that when you write disgusting shit on 4chan to """troll""" everyone, only most are fooled. I know you are into that for real.
>>152959373>he thinks people are being disgusting on 4chan to ""troll"">he thinks anyone cares about what he thinks
>>152959413I generally chalk it up to inability to restrain their perversions. It's always some insane projection.
What were they thinking with these designs?
>>152958933This
>>152958087>Imagine getting triggered by the Kevin Nash was raped meme.Yeah i know right, imagine being triggered by that? That shit is fucking hilarious
>>152959373>>152959413>>152959473When did this sites userbase become as fucking over sensitive as fucking tumblrs?
>>152959473>I bring up fattening>I bring up rapeLol you're projecting your insane perversions onto me, I was never serious!
>>152956371Fun fact, the first microwave was invented to defrost hamsters.
>>152959956Why would you turn tumblr into a nanny site?
>>152960100Intredasting. Could you provide a fun fact to explain why hamsters were frozen in the first place?
>>152960140My thoughts exactly,
>>152956387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYX4u0xTBHs
>>152956470I described two out of three chipmunks, and not knowing of any of the final chipmunk's notable characteristic I called her the third one, because she was the third and last chipmunk I referred to.
>>152960503why does this exist
>>152960377Cryopreservation experiments.One of the reasons why freezing humans doesn't work is you can't get an entire human frozen at once. There's just too much meat to work with, and uneven freezing causes all kinds of issues. Hamsters are small enough that you can just freeze them entirely in a very very short time. But then you need to defrost them as well, which is its own problem. Temperature too low and they'll defrost too slow and get brain damage, temperature too high and the outside gets crispy before the inside thaws out properly. The microwave was invented to defrost them all at once, rapidly, with minimal suffering and tissue damage.
>>152960546I'm glad we'll at least be able to cryopreserve the hamsters once humanity dies
>>152960546Well fuck, despite my best attempts I managed to learn something on /co/ today.
>>152959520sex probably
>>152960100>>152960546
This is a blue board, you god damn freak! I just got fired.
>>152956286THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THEODORE
>>152956360Like I said the answer is always theodore
I find it hilarious that the family thats owned the chipmunks since the 60s has been trying to sell it for the past five or so years and the IP is just so dated and so unlikable no one wants to purchase it lmao>>152960684Was your boss masturbating to the chipettes while he was in the middle of writing up your pink slip?
>>152959373>to """troll""" everyone/co/ is 4chan's dwarven forge of fetishes/tg/ only buffs and polishes them
>>152959373I am not trolling and was sincerely expressing my desires though
>>152956286Obviously the pink one is best. Anyone who says otherwise is a degenerate and a contrarian. Also please put their clothes back on
>>152956286Knowing this place, most will pick the nerd or the fat one. I choose the Stacymunk. I can tame her. Not fix her, but tame her. To everyone else she can stay bratty, but for me she'd call me Daddy.
>>152956286Jeanette: Fuck like rabbits in heatBrittany: Fuck like rabbits in heatEleanor: disinterested fingering, release into the wild where hopefully she can get some exercise and slim down
>>152959520They were thinking the old designs look crappy because they look too much like human children. They were right, God bless them
>>152961316yet the live action designs remain underrated...
>>152961635A goddamn shame, that's what it is. They were the best designs EVER. If they had fucked around and made them like 3 feet tall...holy shit. I can't even imagine the amount of gooning.
>>152961288but her body is already perfect
>>152956286Tummy erotic!
Those are (chipmunk) children.
>>152962460She looks preggers. You don't mate with pregnant females.
>>152962513Fair game after 1 year. They're like 15 months, at LEAST.
>>152962568she loves to EAT
>>152962513Out of 10
Why are they such sluts?
>>152959956>trannyto>nannyFor what purpose?
>>152964350Estrus
>>152960140>>152964526old meme from when they used trigger warnings
>>152965016I can take care of their needs when they are in estrus
>>152960712No one's buying IP's anymore, that ship has sailed for a while now.
>>152956286Jeanette > Brittany > fat fuck
>>152967193None of them. Their heads are too low compared to where the boy's dick is supposed to be, their mouth wouldn't align. The way they're positioned It looks like they're bumping them with their forehead.Or giving them a headbutt.
>>152957356Even better
>>152967193The more important question:https://files.catbox.moe/lo8kdg.jpg
>>152968538based
>>152966992>nipsnoice
It was a goated movie. Nu-chipmunks into woodchipper
>>152964350GYATT
>>152967193The answer is always Theo. He’s clenched into the couch so you know he’s grabbing harder than Simon. Simon is taking too much control but Theo literally doesn’t need to do any work. Fatties know. Fatties always know how to work a dick.Alvin has the it worst. He’s trying to make it work, can’t even close his eyes at the sheer bliss like the other two. Fuck look at the legs. He’s probably not even getting a suck but trying desperately to keep it up and failing
>>152969826the nu-chipmunks are better
>>152956286Lieutenant, Corporal, Sergeant.
>>152969826animals are sexier than cartoons sorry to break it to you pal
>>152970984They're all cartoons sir
>>152960712They'd do better to just release them to the public domain desu, or sell them dirt cheap to one of the Chinese-influence studios that will release movies regularly but of varying quality.I think the the real problem is that the type of movies that Chipmunks films are for just aren't a thing anymore. The 3d-hybrid critter companion genre is run by Sonic at the moment and more of less could run indefinitely (Metal sonic, Chaos, Scourge, Neo-Metal, Finitevus, Time Eater, etc.), and musical movies for kids have been boiled down to a perfected science of licensed covers that don't have to be recorded at chipmunk ptch.
>>152972980I would totally fuck them up the ass
>>152956286But who did give the best head?
wtf this is a blue board!!!!!!!!!!
>>152974955do you see any porn posted? no. so whats the problem? lurk moar
>>152972980Hot
