This is shit is gonna ass
>>152961046Mario is and always will be fucking ass. I cannot understand why bing bing wahoo is treated like fucking star wars to some fat losers when mario has the character depth of mickey fucking mouse.
>>152961046I can't find any Goat action figures at Walmart, but every Walmart I go to is a big ass display of these action figures, and they are not moving at all. Of course, the figures are all disarrayed in the display from little Mexican kids grabbing them and their mami snatching them out of their hands and throwing them back into the display while cursing them out in spanish.
>>152961067>getting this angry over bing bing wahoo
>>152961046Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Wart is in the movie, it's already incredible.
>>152961046Girl power peach, incel bowser, panic attack mario, luigi was alright.what are they gonna do with Rosa?
>>152961046It will make another billion dollars, /co/ will seethe about it because it made more money than whatever they like, and the rest of society will not care.
>>152961398I hate how ubiquitous and overrated it is. Like i dont even like video games in general, but i especially hate shit like mario for how over hyped and cringe it is. Theres so many cooler vidya characters to get hyperfixated on and these niggas chose fucking mario.
>>152961468another feminist bitch. All womens on these movies will be feminists. Next movie will feature Daisy and it will be the same.
>>152961481Why'd you post someone even lamer then Mario?
>>152961046I want to believe they’ll take the criticisms levied at the first movie and improve, but I have a feeling they won’t.
>>152961524>nintendo orders safe and lame babby movie>illumination gives them exactly what they wantwhat would lead you to believe they wouldn't just do that again? they gave the series to the most bland and soulless animation studio for a reason. they know illumination will never take any risks or deviate from the image nintendo wants the brand to have.
>normies pretending they like mario again
>>152961046>Pondhopper the sexy frog man is canon
>>152961046was the first one no indication?>>152961067mario's cool, but hasn't really had any good -character- outside of the RPGs. which tracks, really. Wonder was a step in the right direction, but they also fired the entire voice cast and replaced them with.. well, that. so...
>>152961046This is ass is gonna shit
>>152961046>>152962695No, This is John K's wet dream.>>152961067No it isn't, Mario isn't Bubsy, plus the depth is from the RPGs, please play them.>>152961581Mario isn't a safe and lame baby movie, it is just as risky as Space Madness.MARIO ISN'T PAW PATROL!!!!>>152961524The first movie got a 7 out of 10, it did fine for itself.
>>152962810>unironic nintendrone flailing Lmfao crybaby retard shill
>>152962695That should be part of a movie trailer read by that guy with the epic trailer voice. This summerThis assIs gonna shitAnd itWillBLOW
>>152962823No, you are the retard shill in this tread.
>>152962849No.
>>152962857Dumbass i aint shilling anything, you cant just limp wristedly throw back insults that dont apply to me. Fuck nintendo, fuck mario, and fuck you
>>152961067Look Mario is idiot normie bait but that's too far. Mickey Mouse truly is trash with no personality. For one thing Mario has more edge than Sonic who is his rival. Mario is not afraid to KILL his enemies when they cross a line. Sonic on the other hand is a wuss. And Mickey Mouse is a bigger wuss. And don't say Kingdom Hearts shit. Fuck off with that series where Mickey is a glorified cameo at best.Mario doesn't deserve a lot of his fame but you got to understand why he even has some of his fame. He's the iconic symbol of a rising different industry at the time. And even if you don't agree he's still a fairly accomplished character. Can't say the same for lesser brands. But Nintendo is a hideous company.
>>152962917Hes just a dirty smelly wop with a pornstache its a shit character and the amount of people who dick ride mario is fucking pathetic. If youre gonna hyper fixate on something at least pick someone cool like darth vader or optimus prime or something better.
>>152962973>We need a man made disease that kills normies and rightoid freaks.FTFY
It has no obnoxious fat black bitch, so it already is better than any other video game movie
>>152962902No, they're the only ones doing good in this industry.>>152962917>>152962942Nothing you said is true.>>152962938No they are not, normies are extremely intelligent as thats how we got Ren and Stimpy.
>>152962973>>152962993>Wanting people dead because they don't watch the "correct media"Faggot shit.
>>152961067Holy shit he’s tall
>>152961046What the fuck did you expect from Illumination?!? They still haven't seen their profits decline significantly enough to actually change
>>152963048Not the case, Nintendo put Illumination under a leash so they follow John K's rules and guidelines.
>>152963016>No, they're the only ones doing good in this industry.Nintendo makes sanitized slop for babies and s-o-y boys stfu>normies are extremely intelligent For that comment alone you should be tied up and sentenced to death by firing squad for being a traitor you nornalfaggot sympathizer, go fuck yourself nintendrone slime>>152963026Nintendo fanboys just like disney adults are a fucking scourge on the world that should be sent to concentration camps unironically
>>152962973>>152962993Also, way to prove my point that you faggots seethe all day because you can't stand the idea of video games getting adapted to the big screen.And for what reason? Because you can't adsept that people want to see Mario in a movie? Does it literally make you seethe that Minons are one of the biggest money makers alive. Did you somehow convince yourself Mario is some alt right figure or some shit?
>>152963086No they do not, that is Sony.Nintendo fanboys are nothing like Disney adults, if anything they're like Warner Bros adults.
>>152963089WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS 100% FAKE!!!!
>>152963113LMFAO fuck no nintendo fan boys are the epitome of s-o-y, youd have to be to constantly pog over a character as lame and gay as mario.
>>152963166No thats Sony.Mario is straight and what you just posted is 100% fake.
>>152963089Mario is fucking cringe in the same way minions are but at least minions stay within the generational ghetto of facebook boomers. Seeing people my own age s-oy face over vidya ron jeremy makes me sick to my fucking stomach. Video games in general are a cultural blight to society and nothing is more emblematic of that cancer then the worship of nintendo and of mario.
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>>152963285Not the case at all.
>>152961481>posts sonic
>>152961468Badass quiet fighter who smirks in front of explosions. We've seen this already.
>>152961524The only criticism they accounted for was "maybe the mario bros. should be together in a movie called the mario bros.?" the rest was just handwaved.because wanting princess peach to be princess peach is something only the lowest scum of the earth could ever possibly want. really glad that the whole thing around the first movie was culture war shit so normal people who found peach enjoyable in the same way all the simplistic characterizations in mario are, were demonized and lumped in with people making 1 hour essays about feminism destroying society.
Again, they should've adapted the RPG games because those titles are better both story and gameplay wise. Fuck the haters.
>>152961046It'll be a narrative mess, but it'll look cool at least. Style Over Substance: The Movie feels appropriate for a Mario adaptation tbdesu
>minions movie with le ebin references >minions movie with le ebin references 2And yet will sell gorillions
>>152961046ok cynic
>>152961481Bold of you to post this and assume Sonic and his friends aren't Mario's bitches.
Don't make me tap the sign again
>>152963950I LOVE DEMOCRACY!
>>152965517Both movies are terrible.
I really think Wart is impwortant
>>152966572No they are not, Sonic was great as Jim Carrey carried those Sonic films himself.
>>152961046Mario's body laguage became too much of a twink while still being an old man in the Galaxy games. very fruity.
>>152961046ass what? ASS WHAT?
Will the third movie explore the expansive labrinth of Peach's castle?
>>152965517>faithful adaptation lol. lmao even.
>>152961481accept your future.
lmao he couldn't even wait for the famitsu thread before having his Thursday melty.
>>152967133>sonic pimping Amy so that his games could get popular again Sounds like a Dorkly bit, kek
>>152966870That your movie depends on one single actor carrying it already tells us the quality of the movie.
>>152961067he's the GOAT of video games
>>152967940High, Jim Carrey is just that good.
>>152965490This pic go hard
>>152962849YOU
>>152961046>This is shit is gonna ass You don't know that!
Guess who's in?
>>152969949why the fuck did it take so long for anyone on this board to even mention it
